🎪bruh-fart

[lusty hazel]

this

this as hell

[wooden harbor]

wow nice detective skills capn obvious

[simple ore]

there are other ways

[silent pawn]

true, it would also likely lead to them losing their job, losing opportunities at being hired, etc

[narrow sorrel]

Kabyl or berber then?

[simple ore]

either or

[silent pawn]

right, you're a guest in this server, and ultimately have no real power.

[lusty hazel]

real experience btw

[visual stirrup]

social solutions for social problems

[wooden harbor]

tell me something i dont know

[narrow sorrel]

private solutions for private disputes

inb4 hiring discrimination law

[silent pawn]

ingested alpha particles of charge 3-9 MeV have a radiation weighting factor of 20 according to ICRP 60 due to their high LET

[visual stirrup]

keep your slur shouting in the CoD lobbies like a normal person

[wooden harbor]

okay now that's more like it!

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-gif-18672434

[silent pawn]

anyway, certain opinions and topics are already instabanned from the server

[narrow sorrel]

The linear no-threshold model for radiation damage is WHACK

[lusty hazel]

any and all topics*

1984

[silent pawn]

we do be getting a bit crazy with the ICRP charts, considering balls have a higher tissue weighting factor than your lungs

[narrow sorrel]

THE LNT IS FAKE NEWS. I NOT BELEEEEEVE

[naive bison]

Clicked on a youtube video and it said "ads: 1/3"
The west has fallen

[deep topaz]

ublock

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-billy-billy-herrington-jojo-gachi-gif-22332544

[naive bison]

On mobile

Android

No ads when no vpn

No VPN no discord tho

[deep topaz]

firefox mobile app natively supports browser extensions, therefore uBlock

[thick wadi]

youtube is just done for man

[silent pawn]

so if certain topics and opinions are instabanned, we have a precedent for banning of certain speech. the chat is still intact. I believe the removal of one more is fine

[wooden harbor]

i was not aware of this. can you direct me to more information on it?

[narrow sorrel]

Youtube has fallen since Google acquired it

[thick wadi]

undersood

/barn

[silent pawn]

uhuh

[lusty hazel]

!barn

[split canyon]

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[silent pawn]

/bran

[pale ingot]

its a monopoly so naw

[naive bison]

I mean Robert is the most bottom tier chatter here
Frota was there but he went up by one tier after he clarified his takes that he was mis- / uninformed

Robert is alone at the bottom

[pale ingot]

but atleast we got ublock to save us

[naive bison]

Defending vaush

[lusty hazel]

!barn @thick wadi 2d

[split canyon]

Please format your barn like so: "!barn [@user] [time in numbers] [days/months/seconds etc.]" _ _||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _

[thick wadi]

jokes on them im just not gonna watch it

[lusty hazel]

rah

[visual stirrup]

I heard about a family of shitheels in a small town. Generally disliked by everybody.
The kids stole from somebody, but there wasn't any proof. The parents didn't make their kids return the stolen property.
All the businesses in town refuse to sell to them as a result. They have to drive two hours to the next town over for gas and groceries.

[pale ingot]

but how will you consume slop

[thick wadi]

look where you stand

[pale ingot]

i see

[silent pawn]

you're jokin right

[wooden harbor]

no

[pale ingot]

why did bros mouth go so lomg

[wooden harbor]

i am not going to ask you for something i already know

that would be pointless

[silent pawn]

anything related to hitler in a positive light, certain lingo and referring to it in memes, racial slurs, lgbt slurs, etc

[naive bison]

@grizzled meadow so? I cant go to bed until the result of this comes out

[lusty hazel]

Ur banned kid...

[silent pawn]

anything related to certain russian regiments

[deep topaz]

ur barned kid

[thick wadi]

bros gonna wake up banned and me and iedy will have one less person to complain about tarkov with

sadge

[silent pawn]

you know, i know, we all know

[visual stirrup]

so when is iedy getting banned?

[silent pawn]

11/11/25 2:47 am us central

[lusty hazel]

lewd allowed, post lewd

[lapis zinc]

hes gonna send the tickle monster after you

[naive bison]

I hope gamma users will know what I was banned for then
Cause this would be the "shooting MLK" moment of gamma

[wooden harbor]

pretty sure this just falls under 'do not talk about current wars', but the positive opinion of hitler thing is interesting. havent noticed it yet

[naive bison]

Yes I compared myself to Martin Luther King

[silent pawn]

because they all got removed

[naive bison]

Deal with it

[placid sail]

I have a feeling if I post some Hitler slander with Hitler, it's still making iedy aroused and checking out my ass

only safe option is video game Hitler

[lusty hazel]

I mean he DID do several great things but that doesn't mean he didn't do a boatload of bad things

[silent pawn]

only if you include a hot woman doing the slander

[placid sail]

(source - some italian with a greasy t-shirt)

[lusty hazel]

can say the same about any world leader

[thick wadi]

brainfart martyr

[silent pawn]

yeah, but any neo nazis and that sort of thing quickly get sniffed out and erased

[grizzled meadow]

You'll get a ban for politics, not for drama

If I actually ban you

But anyway

[narrow sorrel]

From Hentai Hitler or Sex With Hitler?

[naive bison]

I am barely political nowadays

Genuinely

[silent pawn]

/srs

[deep topaz]

don't forget Furry Hitler

[placid sail]

I was thinking more like wolfenstein but you bring an interesting point to experiment with

[stoic girder]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1238615665921884270/1345754588539519059/caption.gif

[wooden harbor]

weak

[simple ore]

did robert leave ?

[wooden harbor]

come on make an example of yourself so i can see it in action 🙂

[silent pawn]

lotta the agartha memes get deleted cause they include nazi symbols or numbers

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1433373592686563459/wTw7x3l.gif

[silent pawn]

not yet

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1433375961734320169/xCqpqdu.gif

[simple ore]

@idle veldt are you here

[lusty hazel]

he's done

[lusty hazel]

he logged off

[stoic girder]

He scurried away like a rat.

[pale ingot]

calling him with an ouija board hold on

[placid sail]

did y'all bully pixel doggo out of here?

[silent pawn]

yep

[thick wadi]

falco did

[lapis zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/revenant-smoking-doom-gif-25286316

[silent pawn]

asked him how you can be agnostic about a pedo

[grizzled meadow]

He left

[silent pawn]

rip

[simple ore]

ok now can we hold court of the mossad agent

[stoic girder]

Sounds like the problem solved itself.

[lusty hazel]

he knew he was done

[placid sail]

almost tempted to consider that since falco bullied him out of him, then he must have been a decent guy

[pale ingot]

muted or nah

[narrow sorrel]

wtf was the original for this and why did someone make a Doom revenant edit kek

[placid sail]

but I've seen him in action, run of the mill brainfart retard

[lapis zinc]

it was the packwatch guy

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-smoking-terminator-mortal-kombat-gif-26030610

[thick wadi]

the good the bad and the ugly

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-skeleton-meme-skeleton-cigar-gif-25841127

[narrow sorrel]

oh it's mortalk

[lapis zinc]

that to

[silent pawn]

@naive bison are you alive

[placid sail]

oh oh

[simple ore]

unfortunately

[placid sail]

could it be?

ah god dammit

[silent pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-whos-not-dead-heavy-atlantis-gif-3274319906526576517

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-backrooms-drip-gif-26565702

[storm stream]

He should be reported to the police in Aurora, Colorado, USA as well

[placid sail]

why did you even bully him

[deep topaz]

if he's actually from Colorado, that would explain things

[simple ore]

just post his actual adress

[storm stream]

He was defending a pedo

[storm stream]

Go on...

[grizzled meadow]

Just left on his own

[placid sail]

elaborate

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/OU8M1Qk.png

he doxxed himself btw

[grizzled meadow]

I didn't

[stoic girder]

[grizzled meadow]

Learn how to read

[spring quail]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[grizzled meadow]

Idiot

skullhd4k

[silent pawn]

Daniel Defense V5?

[spring quail]

ddv5 is an amazon facility

[thick wadi]

tried using the clueless emote for sarcasm and everything

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1108852615627948143/1437205061590843502/v15044gf0000d47dj0fog65p99945ui0.mov?ex=69126504&is=69111384&hm=1717135e604d92d90dc82fdfc1920f93bdfd4e2380a2268558398dd844dbe797&

peak

[thick wadi]

[spring quail]

https://www.waze.com/live-map/directions/us/co/aurora/amazon-ddv5-delivery-station?to=place.ChIJbb7WCO5jbIcR5F6wP6DUvjo

[silent pawn]

damn he really doxxed himself

for free

[pale ingot]

boriing
he didnt add much to brainfart anyway tho i think all he did was get political and be weird

[lusty hazel]

free dox didn't even have to bait him to do it

[grizzled meadow]

Can you stop doxxing or whatever

[silent pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/general-gif-26964402

[grizzled meadow]

Before I ban all of you

[thick wadi]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G1ec2mwWgAAR0lD.gif

[silent pawn]

BLYAT MY GIF EMBED

[grizzled meadow]

inb4 but he did

[lusty hazel]

I mean he did post it himself on a public channel, no one made him do it

[silent pawn]

damn

read like a book

[pale ingot]

so many medals i cant even walk anymore

[placid sail]

damn this shitty drama never got any interesting

[lusty hazel]

falco would NEVER ban us for this guys I think we're safe

[placid sail]

to me stella

clap clap

[silent pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1362188727610507264/1437245556186546268/drunk.mov?ex=69128abb&is=6911393b&hm=75ffa64667038484d7c21bae94ab8feb5a3693683d7bb7bdf7af664a09d19963&

[thick wadi]

shes busy with her man in the napoleon cuck chair

[lusty hazel]

get a room

[silent pawn]

stop clappin your ass

[grizzled meadow]

You're the first who will drop

[lusty hazel]

he's just walking up the stairs, whafting the air as he goes

[placid sail]

wait so who's in the cuck chair

napoleon or the husband

[silent pawn]

you free

it was always you

[placid sail]

ah mon dieu

[narrow sorrel]

You're in the cuck chair, she's Napoleon, and her husband is Josephine

[lusty hazel]

interesting fantasy you have

[silent pawn]

sharpy do you need to tell us something

[placid sail]

I didn't expect this all becoming sexual, but the eventual tilt into Napoleon at any cost was like a writing on the wall

[narrow sorrel]

[lusty hazel]

he's just lonely

get a room you three

[narrow sorrel]

Inb4 banned for bonapartism

[placid sail]

I can feel it

cummin in your eaaar toniiiight

oh noooo

[lusty hazel]

yeah ur done

I'm sending the red one after you

[placid sail]

let them come

[stoic girder]

[solar breach]

new camp

[silent pawn]

you're gonna be alone for the rest of your life

[narrow sorrel]

is this the ashlands?

[solar breach]

nope this is south morrowind

[narrow sorrel]

god I wish

[solar breach]

overlooking Narsis

part of tamriel rebuilt, its the mainland

[silent pawn]

wdym by that

[slender rock]

One thing I do not like about to this 'new' apt

The toilet they chose apparently my balls are too long they touch the fuckin water 😭

[deep topaz]

ouch

[slender rock]

It's cold

😖

[silent pawn]

fuckin long ass balls havin freak

[stoic girder]

Old man.

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/english-teabagging-teabagging-teabag-english-insult-gif-18347137

[slender rock]

Lol

[river zealot]

https://youtu.be/-VSi_VAK8Ek?si=WohkV8jSO20rYfQm

[placid sail]

global aussie extinction in gamma soon, fellow stalker

https://www.infrastructure.gov.au/media-communications/internet/online-safety/social-media-minimum-age

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/whothefuckstartsaconversation-gif-22983824

[slender rock]

It's a real problem okay

Fuck

[placid sail]

blur

you, sir, are a fish

[placid sail]

for a moment it looked like caviar

"dam bitch where you get that"

[narrow sorrel]

why even censor the name

[stoic girder]

Aussies are so cucked.

[placid sail]

well you see baby boy

[narrow sorrel]

Ph33r you're from porraland right?

[stoic girder]

Who knows?

[narrow sorrel]

2nd military dictatorship or 2nd empire?

[placid sail]

initially, only chinese were. then us. then the br*tish. then aussies. well, in no particular order, really

do you think

that those are isolated cases?

because it sure doesn't seem like to me

[narrow sorrel]

what you think it's the Chinese diaspora pushing this legislation in anglo commonwealth countries?

[placid sail]

and more like boomer ass elites finally wisening up to internet being a thing and cracking down on it globally

[stoic girder]

Every nation is salivating over Digital ID.

[placid sail]

oh, not to mention every second middle east country turning it off completely when shit hits the fan

[stoic girder]

It's coming.

[slender rock]

I mean

I could get caviar

Salmon Roe

[narrow sorrel]

not sure if strange delicacy or artificial breeding of salmon

[slender rock]

Yes

[narrow sorrel]

isnt the fancy roe sturgeon anywaysm

[placid sail]

that shit ain't cheap blurry boy

[narrow sorrel]

relax it's salmon not black sea sturgeon caviar

[placid sail]

nah dog red caviar isn't cheap either

at least in our parts

if red caviar is cheap in the west, I'm gonna be upset

[stoic girder]

I have never had caviar

[slender rock]

They use it on sushi all the time@placid sail

[stoic girder]

I know there is some imitation caviar.

[narrow sorrel]

Well, salmon roe isnt exactly "caviar"

oh

derp

the terms reference the same thing

[slender rock]

Depends

And I don't care of the address

It's old

[spring quail]

wtf does caviar even taste like and would my burger ass even like it

[narrow sorrel]

Snocord 18+

[narrow sorrel]

salty fishy boba poppers

[slender rock]

Friends discord

[slender rock]

Accurate

[narrow sorrel]

I met this nsfw artist when I worked grocery

and now I occasionally get pings from his discord

[narrow sorrel]

goes well on bread

[slender rock]

The Asian markets have the eggs like for sub 20 bucks

[narrow sorrel]

or added to rice

[slender rock]

@placid sail

Or as garnish for like the nori rolls

[narrow sorrel]

have you had the so-called "california" (sushi) roll?

[spring quail]

no but ive had double dynamite roll

[narrow sorrel]

just tell them it's daddy issues but dad is the god emperor of mankind

[narrow sorrel]

ah, maybe no roe then

[placid sail]

pretty sure that the caviar used for sushi is smaller and cheaper

salmon caviar isn't

[slender rock]

Yeah

It's like

[spring quail]

its more like a lightly fried thingy and i enjoyed it but the fishiness broke through and my date went bad

[placid sail]

also while the black one is more expensive I don't like it at all

[slender rock]

25 - 58

Usd

[placid sail]

red caviar on some butter and bread

[slender rock]

Hmm black seems to be seaweed not fish eggs

[placid sail]

yummy

[slender rock]

Weird

[placid sail]

or with some blini

[narrow sorrel]

wait, blini?

I need to try this

[placid sail]

no it's fish eggs, just like red ones

[narrow sorrel]

There's black alternative caviar I guess

[placid sail]

blini with caviar is a staple, though on the more expensive side

[narrow sorrel]

kinda like how imitation crab is reconstituted black drum bass

speaking of east slavic cuisine, are frozen pelmenis a thing?

[placid sail]

oh yeah there's plenty of imitation caviar and it's much cheaper

but it's eh

[narrow sorrel]

just like, a bag of frozen pelmenis

[placid sail]

...?

I don't understand a question

is a bag of flour a thing?

[narrow sorrel]

no like

frozen dumplings in a bag lol

[placid sail]

well yes, that's how you storage them at home

it has meat in it, it'll go bad without freezing

[slender rock]

@placid sail

Which fish tho

[narrow sorrel]

I saw some video and a guy was like "Pelmeni for dinner again?!"

[slender rock]

Trout, salmon or?

[narrow sorrel]

LUMPfisj

temu blobfish

[placid sail]

sturgeon

[spring quail]

"i hope you enjoy the eggs i painstakingly shit out"

i've had 4 of my chickens die in 10 years of being egg-bound

basically they're so full of eggs and they get stuck

[placid sail]

aren't you supposed to help them shit it out

[narrow sorrel]

ah sorry,
I meant to ask if frozen pelmenis were sold in grocery stores as a kind of convenience meal.

[placid sail]

absolutely anywhere

it's like er

hotdogs for you I guess?

extremely common food

[slender rock]

@placid sail nope, they don't have at wallymart

[narrow sorrel]

I mean, I can also buy frozen chinese-style dumplings too

[spring quail]

it depends on if you even catch it

[slender rock]

Might have it at like sprouts or raleys

[placid sail]

we've started to get those only recently

but pelmenis were here from the dawn of time

[slender rock]

Raleys and Safeway is more "upscale"

[narrow sorrel]

blurry do you have Trader Joe's lol

[slender rock]

Perhaps

[placid sail]

Siberian people especially love pelmenis (also pretty sure it's their invention) because they can just, well, put them in a bag outside of a window for half a year

which was useful before fridges became widespread

[slender rock]

Actually not too far away sharpy

Literally down the block for about 3.5 miles

Ah yes

[placid sail]

I should eat some pelmenis tomorrow

[narrow sorrel]

You can get "gyozas" at a TJ's but I've never seen pelmeni lol

[slender rock]

Ambulance just fuckin blasted thro

Goddamn

[placid sail]

but gotta check if I have sour cream for them

[narrow sorrel]

I've had pelmenis at a different ethnic store tho

[spring quail]

dumplings are usually asian themed in burgerland

[slender rock]

Fair, I'll have to give it a try

I forgot did they need a membership kinda thing

[narrow sorrel]

There's also cracker barrel dumplings lol

[narrow sorrel]

no

[slender rock]

Alright ye

[placid sail]

believe it or not it's the same meat in dough and boiled shit half the planet eats under a thousand different names

https://tenor.com/view/the-interview-james-franco-david-skylark-same-but-different-but-still-same-gif-4956158

[slender rock]

And balls of meat

Are usually all the same too

[narrow sorrel]

I asked as a question of Russian consumer convenience culture

[spring quail]

i grew up eating the homemade version of those, wasnt a fan

[narrow sorrel]

is it just dough (unfilled)?

[spring quail]

or just bits of dough

[slender rock]

Y'all need to pass me your recipes of your Slavic childhoods so I can get a sense of that real depression™

[placid sail]

and I'm telling you, they sold anywhere. but mass produce is usually mid at best. best pelmenis are homemade babushka shit

those are absolute kino

[spring quail]

i can't imagine its that hard to make them

[narrow sorrel]

Well that's the case everywhere too

[simple ore]

looking good

[spring quail]

"pelmeni" "dumplings" potstickers" "gyoza" "wontons"

[narrow sorrel]

My experience making Chinese dumplings is that you look like a fool if your dumplings break while boiling.

[placid sail]

there's an considerably sized abyss between "that's not so hard" and "damn that's tasty af"

[spring quail]

yeah but that's like everything that needs 3 raw ingredients

[placid sail]

pelmenis are very hard to overcook

it's not like there's 20 cm of dough there, but it holds well still

can't remember last time mine burst

but who knows maybe I'm just that good

[narrow sorrel]

I always burst a few dumplings because I skill issue the fold

[spring quail]

i crimp the shit out of the edges with a fork 2 ways

[naive bison]

Conclusion: Robert left voluntarily but not banned

I won't stop till he's permad tho

[placid sail]

maybe you're just a greedy goblin and make the dough too thin

[naive bison]

If he isn't, make of that what you will

[placid sail]

or maybe it's skill ish

man, it would suck to live in USA

[naive bison]

@river zealot @silent pawn @narrow lotus @drifting mantle

[placid sail]

aside from all the obvious reasons

where would I get pelmeni?

[spring quail]

you make it yourself or spend $8 for 6 pieces at a food spot

i cant be bothered to ever spell the R word

[river zealot]

You still awake and butthurt?

[naive bison]

A guy that baselessly accused iedy of being a pedo rightfully permad instantly on the spot but I have to push a fucking boulder up a hill for 3 hours with like 20 screenshots of evidence and nothing is done

[naive bison]

Justifiable to be upset about imo

[placid sail]

I can make my own pelmenis, but its current niche for me is "cheap thing to dump into a pot of boiling water and have a tasty filling meal in 6 mins"

[spring quail]

we also have like frozen ones you can buy at a grocer but they're asian themed only

[naive bison]

But ill report it tomorrow I guess

[spring quail]

they arent cheap

[river zealot]

He wont return

He is out of my community

[naive bison]

Have to make a fucking reddit image collage

[river zealot]

Fuck him

He is gone

[high wing]

https://x.com/BHardsoftGames/status/1987405977235423624

PARKSIDE - DEMO OUT NOW (@BHardsoftGames)

Environmental storytelling

X · Nov 9, 2025, 6:24 AM

[naive bison]

I don't want him to have an ability to

Even theoretically

Also theres another pedophile that I reported to mods and wasn't banned

The furry one i

[narrow sorrel]

the doughs are store bought
lemme find a picture

[naive bison]

Have to report him too

For some reason

[naive bison]

If Palatine returned - Robert will too

[rocky geode]

https://tenor.com/view/robocop-gun-holster-gun-spin-gif-15708953

[naive bison]

Palpatine *

[spring quail]

we got stuff like this

[rocky geode]

cum car

[naive bison]

Freaky birds

[uncut yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/397006178355380225/1251080306119807037/output-1.gif

[slender rock]

Fuckers gonna start a war

[rocky geode]

https://tenor.com/view/piss-nuke-urine-boom-explosion-gif-17837491045217778137

[placid sail]

do you apply water to the edges, do you fold/fork pinch them, do you pray to god like a disgusting sinner you are?

[uncut yew]

Dumpling wrappers are always the most ridiculously overpriced things ever

[narrow sorrel]

I water a powdered edge but my folding skills suck

[spring quail]

now i want 500 hot dumplings

[placid sail]

if only there were like, 9000 tutorial videos from 5 seconds long to 6 hours to amend that

man. all tgis talk of food making me hugnie

and it's 5 am and not a lunch time

[slender rock]

Hmm

[slender rock]

This is why some apts.smell like piss

[silent pawn]

you are god's most autistic soldier

[grizzled meadow]

At least ask me first if you can share our DMs

Bro keeps giving me reasons to end him

[deep topaz]

what's the UMP40

.40 S&W?

[worldly gate]

Yep

[spring quail]

.40 Slow & Weak

[deep topaz]

10.74x21.6

[worldly gate]

How i wish there was an UMP in 10mm

[stoic girder]

Oh my god, cockrider is so retarded.

He just keeps going.

[deep topaz]

10mm is 10x25

or 10.16x25

.40 is probably more for CQB

[edgy abyss]

hey Falco

check #🏪helpers-hideout

I'm being set up

[deep topaz]

mod insurrection

[edgy abyss]

the time and date is during Iedys lockdown of #╟❓general-offtopic

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-stab-spongebob-stab-anime-stab-gif-20196230

end me

https://youtu.be/_WsPZC1-TLo

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697225701857820742/1434165576116211772/VID_20251101_135552.mp4?ex=69128b06&is=69113986&hm=c2fb06b1787cde640b25710971a2995801fd2ce13c97069e64c5717a28cce23c&

[fallow trellis]

not very helpful I ended up pouring orange juice on my neighbors corolla

[stoic girder]

@narrow lotus

[solar breach]

i wonder how many people bought the game just cause of this

[stoic girder]

The game is The Bleakest Keep, btw.

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_83lyguDNs

[solar breach]

theyve got here as one of the front page images lol

[spring quail]

the ol' dead estate approach

https://i.imgur.com/dgnuOs0.jpeg

[solar breach]

not bad

[stoic girder]

[simple ore]

it's that iron pineapple game

[solar breach]

"You have reached the limit of morrowind saved games"

are we deadass i hit exit before that popped up

[solar breach]

i feel like with so much space it would be an issue

the jet would disperse in the gaps between seats and the trunk

[toxic sundial]

i feel I could tank a magnet mine on a good day

just built different idk

[solar breach]

the jet? maybe if it hits a non vital area

the pressure? not so much

[toxic sundial]

nah i could take it

[spring quail]

how do you grow caviar like t hat

https://i.imgur.com/7jPYVfB.png

https://tenor.com/view/dr-hax-hax-hacks-hacker-hackers-gif-1970435453844108305

[solar breach]

turns out theres guns

neat

[spring quail]

is the pig fade meme the newest middle schooler slop meme

[spring quail]

yeah you show those vegetables

[solar breach]

oh my goodness gracious

[toxic sundial]

something tells me you need a cigarette

[spring quail]

fine ill buy the game

thankfully its deck verified

[minor cypress]

But is there a beer in the single can fridge already?

[slender rock]

Sadly that's for Mom's insulin

[minor cypress]

Thats genius

[slender rock]

Yes

[slender rock]

@minor cypress

[minor cypress]

Nice, temp sensitive meds are always kinda annoying to deal with

[deep topaz]

I'd put them in something more reliable than a thermoelectric fridge

[slender rock]

@deep topaz @deep topaz @deep topaz

Long term is the vegi draw

[toxic sundial]

Is this one of those peltier plate fridges?

no bueno

[slender rock]

No

Not sure

[toxic sundial]

[slender rock]

It's meant to offset the storage of insulin so this stuff is used actively

It's fine

It's just extended period of time is the issue

Of like 75°

F

[solar breach]

The camel Joe memes have infiltrated my head it's been like a year since I had one and suddenly I got mad cravings

[undone wave]

Who the hell is robert???

[spring quail]

https://www.amazon.com/Upstreman-Adjustable-Thermostat-Refrigerator-Black-BR321/dp/B09RWFZTWW

My beloved

[vast wren]

what came off the arguement

did someone get banned

[spring quail]

no robert just left

[vast wren]

ah.

[slender rock]

Clouter

[vast wren]

did xal get muted too or something

[solar breach]

Oh Robert left?

Pity

[vast wren]

you werent here too

?

[slender rock]

What

[solar breach]

Nope

[spring quail]

no

[vast wren]

oh

wll

[solar breach]

I've been hyperfocusing on morrowind autism sorry

[vast wren]

anyway

[undone wave]

Oh that guy

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-nothing-look-at-the-time-nothing-clock-nothing-ever-happens-clock-gif-4518983960573307132

[vast wren]

arguements drain my energy

[slender rock]

@vast wren the tea now

[vast wren]

I didnt follow up on it

[slender rock]

Spill the fucking tea

...

[spring quail]

huh

oh

[spring quail]

the gist of the story as i understand it

[vast wren]

robert defended vaush

a pedophile

[spring quail]

nvm stella got it

[vast wren]

in his terms he didnt defend it but needed more evidence

[spring quail]

he wanted to be "agnostic" about it he said

[vast wren]

like he needed more evidence for vaush to be rightfully called a pedophile

or something

[solar breach]

Robert seemed to defend a lot of things that had very obvious controversies behind them

Like Hasan

[slender rock]

But wasn't there evidence?

So

[vast wren]

yes but he was being "agnostic" about it and needed more

[stoic girder]

He chose to not see/believe the evidence.

[slender rock]

I donno

[stoic girder]

It's the classic playbook.

[vast wren]

he needed more evidence

[solar breach]

If this gets added I'll start rebuilding my backpack with it

[slender rock]

When they have dm records of Vaush chatting up kids then yeah idk

Seems to be enough for me

[vast wren]

is the a70 supra not reliable or something

[fallow trellis]

no

the eyes are weird

[slender rock]

Warm rockstar isn't great

Fuck

[vast wren]

well, robert is leaning left

[slender rock]

Uegh

[fallow trellis]

who is vaush why is stella calling him autistic

[vast wren]

as is vaush, as to not call his own a pedophile

he needs more evidence

[slender rock]

I'm a filthy leftist so, what?

Vaush still got caught

[toxic sundial]

everything is reliable until it isnt

[undone wave]

The 7M powered ones (the only variant we got in the U.S.) is notorious for head gasket and oiling issues. Mine wasn't treated well by a previous owner so I'm rebuilding it. The oldest ones are getting close to 40 years old too so a lot of stuff is just age related.

[vast wren]

no no, Robert was the one that needed more evidence for vaush to be rightfully called a pedophile

[slender rock]

Robbie is definitely dying on the wrong hill

[slender rock]

So what level does that take?

[prisma quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1203424946160930848/1280409050554695754/1724929233048498.gif

[deep topaz]

rob was basically like "idc if he confessed to it, not enough evidence"

[spring quail]

i know a local guy that bought 4 of them to cannibalize all the good parts into one working car

[slender rock]

Like possessing materials or straight up fucking kids which level? Dming them is enough to slap him on the wrists

[undone wave]

Lore accurate

[deep topaz]

DMS and possession

• horse porn

curveball

[slender rock]

And he has those or just Dms

[solar breach]

Couldn't imagine actually caring for your vehicle my 2006 tundra has had like 1 oil change in 3 years

[deep topaz]

huge folder full of lollypops and horses

wanted age of consent lowered in his commie utopia

[undone wave]

I'm biased but they are really nice cars for the time. Not the fastest but they're comfy and well built (read: heavy as fuck)

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/car-problem-oil-pour-gif-17884724

[slender rock]

Fucking what?

[stoic girder]

Doesn't think owning legit non drawn stuff should be illegal.

[slender rock]

Excuse me?

[solar breach]

I'm not that retarded just lazy

[spring quail]

3 years is a little beyond lazy man come on

6 months is pushing it

[undone wave]

I would treat your tundra right

[solar breach]

My AC blower and capacitor is going out though 😔

[slender rock]

18 is barely adult, you can't buy smokes until 21

[solar breach]

You mean the shops can't legally sell it to you

Easy enough to still buy them anyway

[slender rock]

True

[spring quail]

my 2016 mazda has a busted heater core just in time for winter

[vast wren]

Idk what fent is robert on

[deep topaz]

imo, in terms of mental, you're still a kid until at least 22-23

[slender rock]

What's more important

[vast wren]

if he defends a pedophile

[slender rock]

Cigs or fucking

[toxic sundial]

you disgrace the machine god

[vast wren]

hes a retard to me

[solar breach]

I was so happy it started going out right before winter cause if it went out mid summer I would actually go ahead and drive into the DMVs front doors

[spring quail]

blower =/= heater core but i guess

[deep topaz]

your heater core is your engine dumbass just keep driving

get engine hot

turn on defrost and point at face

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-adeptus-mechanicus-mechanicus-warhammer-tech-priest-gif-14919800332216808310

[slender rock]

Smells like exhaust tho

[vast wren]

Idk much about japanese cars, I drive a 1973 chevrolet malibu as a daily driver

[solar breach]

Good

[deep topaz]

you can detect the richness of your fuel mixture while actively driving

[spring quail]

https://www.obd-codes.com/p011a

[deep topaz]

big plus

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/i-drive-drive-my-car-gif-7675608

[vast wren]

its a good car

[spring quail]

my air doesnt get remotely warm unless i turn the blower down to minimum

[vast wren]

although mine is the economy inline 6 model

[spring quail]

even at max heat setting

[vast wren]

not the v8

but still a malibu nonetheless

[solar breach]

I really just want a puegot 205 with a diesel lol

[undone wave]

Inline 6 supremacy

[solar breach]

Or a 80s lada

One of the two

[slender rock]

I don't like driving

So I have this pos

[vast wren]

saving more gas than the v8 malibus

[visual stirrup]

regarding this vaush thing
did the messages come out before or after the stuff about his porn stash?

[slender rock]

If I die it's more gorey

[spring quail]

i just want a new mazda cx5 with the turbo skyactive

[solar breach]

I dont either but im making like 150 miles on a bike in Louisiana

[undone wave]

Engin

[solar breach]

Either gonna get hit by a drunk driver or die of heat stroke

[slender rock]

Leg day mf

I did a naughty on this

No front derailure on a 3x

[slender rock]

Manual shifting

[slender rock]

I'll IED your ass

[spring quail]

you can't catch me im driving away

[slender rock]

Who said I had to catch up?

[spring quail]

the laws of physics and probability i guess

[slender rock]

Drones bitch

[spring quail]

ill drive downtown then your drone gets eaten by police

[toxic sundial]

anticav cavalry vs skirmish cavalry

[slender rock]

Lol

[simple ore]

really hope the dude had a nasty crash

[slender rock]

Stackin donuts on it ayy

[spring quail]

idk how serious they take it around here but like all of my major metropolitan area is FAA drone ban for one reason or another

[slender rock]

Yeah

They are

Looked into it

Have to fork out two licenses

[deep topaz]

cat carepackage

[slender rock]

75usd and 168usd

[visual stirrup]

I wonder if ryry is lurking right now

resisting the urge to post the mercy gif

[deep topaz]

I hope ryry is having fun at home, Skavenblight

[solar breach]

It's Big Es fault honestly

[visual stirrup]

talk to your kids about chaos
before someone else does

[solar breach]

For being a divine being he sure dosent have a lot of foresight

At least when it comes to his kids

[toxic sundial]

I mean he's not a divine being

got nothing on Sigmar

[deep topaz]

smegmar

[solar breach]

True

[pale ingot]

where did truegold come from

insane...

[deep topaz]

from the oath forge

[visual stirrup]

the events of the books are just 3,000 IQ super geniuses being forced into acting like idiots

the eldar are the fucking worst. they had every chance to go behind the emperors back and warn the primarchs about chaos, but all we see is that one idiot try to warn fulgrim in the most obtuse way possible

[toxic sundial]

dwarven made truthgold

[visual stirrup]

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IdiotBall

[solar breach]

From what I've heard it sounds like a lot of the books are pretty much just bad

[toxic sundial]

I feels it's forgotten the setting it's a giant macguffin to enable cool fights and aura moments

[solar breach]

Not all of them but

Not great

[simple ore]

this is a very popular method

[river zealot]

The first one obviously

[toxic sundial]

and sell boardgame miniatures

[river zealot]

Im too incel and or not retarded to have done the other ones

[solar breach]

Isometric rpg is a real one

[visual stirrup]

Not cool fights. For fucking Rogue Trader from the 1980's. Lore is a massive heap of duct tape. Nothing was planned from the beginning.

I wouldn't be against them rebooting 40k

[visual stirrup]

@toxic sundial
misfire

[solar breach]

Come now you know GW would never do that

They'll just keep shitting on it until it's unrecognizable

[river zealot]

Had spicy pizza and now im having the worst bowel movement of my life

[solar breach]

I once had gut pain so I was curled up on my bed unable to do basically anything

[visual stirrup]

cheese to block you
spices to irritate you

a potent combination

[solar breach]

Fun times

[simple ore]

i had beans once then peas the next day
i wanted to kms

[visual stirrup]

are your cheeks in terrible turmoil?

[toxic sundial]

Not even rogue trader, fantasy came first. It was all about epic fights. It's why the franchise is called Warhammer, it's cause the dude it's gonna smash heads with a fucking war hammer

https://tenor.com/view/karl-franz-warhammer-hammer-giga-chad-gif-27594114

[deep topaz]

PlaneScape Torment

[solar breach]

Mmmm black isle rpgs

[river zealot]

Yeah i guess you could say something like that

[river zealot]

Had that once, was my appendix

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/making-lunch-green-beans-green-peas-green-beans-and-peas-beans-gif-18001833

[visual stirrup]

other than the names of the chaos gods and some of the mechanics of chaos, those two share very little lore-wise

[visual stirrup]

the best part about cooking peas...

[simple ore]

close
but i had whiet beans instead of green ones

[simple ore]

it's that sodding americans don't know how to

[toxic sundial]

they are fundamentally the same, both being miniature based boardgames of the same franchise

[simple ore]

and it's important to make peas cause you see bruv those yankees don't deserve nuthing good in life

[toxic sundial]

that being said 40k should have gotten a reboot before fantasy ever did I will never respect age of Sigmar fuck you gw I hope you crash and burn

[visual stirrup]

lore-wise
40K lore was just backdrop for Rogue Trader
and it has very little to do with Fantasy

[solar breach]

Been thinking about getting a custom zippo lighter with a picture of streloks hairline on it

[toxic sundial]

the lore isn't important for either setting is what I'm saying. It's a backdrop, secondary, all contrivance and macguffin just to give a reason for cool fighting

[vast wren]

is it real love if your husband lets you stack donuts on it

[visual stirrup]

you mean "doesn't let"

right?

[vast wren]

yeah, that

[deep topaz]

the raahhh green mushroom men stole the Amulet of God from our quartermaster, SyrupMeister. We must wage galactic war that will cost tens of trillions of lives

[toxic sundial]

I feel like there's such a wide variance in donut sizes they cannot be used as a measurement

[vast wren]

3 of them

I can stack 3 of them

[solar breach]

fellas what do i write on it

[toxic sundial]

yeah but like qt donuts way smaller than Krispy donuts, and I haven't been to Dunkin in years so idek

[river zealot]

On

On what?

[vast wren]

on his schwanz

[deep topaz]

Sterlok

[river zealot]

Saw that coming

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/comedy-fantasy-sci-fi-space-balls-dark-helmet-gif-3315444

[solar breach]

remarkable

i was going to put something in russian but they dont support the characters

[vast wren]

goes hard

[river zealot]

How dare you not like triple AAA slop

[visual stirrup]

mod into GAMMA when, grok?

[river zealot]

It has open world!

[visual stirrup]

this should be the lighter the player uses for cigarettes

[deep topaz]

in the words of Ivan, "Ay yoooo"

[river zealot]

I dont know why the big studios are so hell bent on making the same type of game

Its always open world dogshit

[toxic sundial]

respiration kinda fucked up when you think about it

[coarse bear]

Here ya go

[toxic sundial]

might stop doing that shit

[thick wadi]

dont reccomend

this infection blows ass

[silent pawn]

don't insert this in places

[visual stirrup]

lowest common denominator
I think gamers make up a relatively small fraction of the market

[deep topaz]

those are peak

[solar breach]

peak

[toxic sundial]

I just don't need the hassle though y'know

[coarse bear]

-# wot

[silent pawn]

dw about it

[narrow sorrel]

Is it Anomaly B.U.T.T.P.L.U.G compatible?

(yes this is a real mod)

[simple ore]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1000452659356106885/1059968726734213211/togif.gif

[silent pawn]

what

[silent pawn]

what

[thick wadi]

they dont know

[toxic sundial]

-# everything is compatible if you know what you're doing

[simple ore]

i wasn't lying about anomaly introducing furries and to stalker

[coarse bear]

They made a mistake coming up with an idea for adding haptic/vibrational feedback to videogames

[visual stirrup]

killing furries in the zone is vital for my role playing
makes me closer to my player character, ya know?

[narrow sorrel]

...discord stopping me from accessing my clipboard on mobile rn

[simple ore]

sure thing buddy

[pseudo robin]

Rostok fursuit trader when

[coarse bear]

Don't post it

[pseudo robin]

[coarse bear]

Actually stupid

[pseudo robin]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[narrow sorrel]

"Does the ghille suit do anything?"

[simple ore]

is it a real thing

[narrow sorrel]

[toxic sundial]

weapon jamming

lmao

[coarse bear]

Buddy, it's a real thing for nearly any game that is capable of being modded.

[pseudo robin]

I exclusively play with it enabled

[simple ore]

make it so wearing it makes you hostile to everyone

[toxic sundial]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[deep topaz]

haptics are cool if you basically have a full haptic suit

[narrow sorrel]

In reality it's just "Hur dur I can hook devices to stalker anomaly"

[minor cypress]

Setting up dynamic rumbles for a driving sim seat would be cool

[toxic sundial]

-# im telling you its one of the easiest kinds of mod to make

[pseudo robin]

[coarse bear]

Get snuck up on by a bandit with a sawed-off
Have to go lie down for a couple hours

[deep topaz]

hey, if you've got strong haptics, you've got real, tangible consequences to being bad

[toxic sundial]

need one of those collars from saw for the haptic suit so it just fucking kills you when you fail Invictus

[minor cypress]

Chimera oneshots you, goes max power until you're curled up in a ball on the floor

[narrow sorrel]

you cant perfectly control jamming tbf

can also probably tune intensity on the uh... device

[minor cypress]

Shock collar haptics mod when?

[pale ingot]

haptic feedback peanurs sleeve

[solar breach]

put people in various saw traps until one beats invictus first try

[visual stirrup]

do streamers have twitch integration for haptic feedback?

[narrow sorrel]

QUICK PING XALRIDER WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT HIS FAVORITE STREAMER, HASAN PIKER

[visual stirrup]

donate a million bits to kill the streamer

i'd do that

[toxic sundial]

You could sell this idea to mr beast I bet

[deep topaz]

that would be cool if you got zapped on bullet impact

[narrow sorrel]

I know there's a suit you can wear so people can touch you over vrchat

[minor cypress]

If others not on twitch can, im sure someone can implement it

[solar breach]

every upload that husk of a human makes brings him closer to that one animation where he just kills everyone

so yes

i could

[spring quail]

this will make your ass melt and fall out but i keep eating them

[minor cypress]

Wear a vest that punches the shit out of you based on bullet hit location

[spring quail]

im convinced the cheese is irradiated

but $10 for a stuffed crust, that's often BOGO at grocer? say less

[narrow sorrel]

It would be less likely to cause you to shit yourself if irradiated

[solar breach]

im on that red baron pack

[minor cypress]

The croissant pizza goes hard

[solar breach]

canadian frozen pizza popular in america named after a german fighter ace

[toxic sundial]

I like the chicken bacon ranch ones

[narrow sorrel]

There's literally a whole market for canned radiation sterilized food

[toxic sundial]

Also eat more fiber

[spring quail]

not at local grocer

[spring quail]

[solar breach]

threaten the owners family to stock them

[pale ingot]

i wonder why

[narrow sorrel]

"croissant pizza"

[pale ingot]

[narrow sorrel]

Ham the Prepper

[spring quail]

if i go early enough in the morning i can hunter pounce the GM and make threats

https://tenor.com/view/l4d2-hunter-l4d-left-4-dead-pounce-gif-4022317405279704633

[solar breach]

gotta 15 bucks for hazmat shipping cause i bought a single can of butane

amazing

[deep topaz]

I'm lactose intolerant but these with 4 cheese are my kryptonite

[vast wren]

what in the fuck

[simple ore]

we "kinda" have this
it's basically pizza with puff pastry dough

[deep topaz]

It's just sauce and cheese on top of a huge croissant crust

[narrow sorrel]

Pizza de viennoisserie

[simple ore]

it's called pizza couverte

[vast wren]

speaks to two cultures

what the fuck

[solar breach]

i will never be lactose intolerant, I refuse my bodys false truth

[narrow sorrel]

Truly Algeria has hit the endgame of mediterranean culture

[visual stirrup]

i'm gonna spam that at italians and fr*nch "people"

[deep topaz]

I use biomods (lactase enzyme pills) to vanquish my foes (cheese)

[toxic sundial]

Instead of 4 cheese try 2,147,483,647+1 cheese pizza to cause integer overflow and then you don't have to worry about lactose intolerance

[solar breach]

Easy hacks anyone can do

Imagine if in the matrix the people who knew just abused the system to do stupid shit like that instead of anything important

[narrow sorrel]

He has indigestion backwards and so now he's gigaconstipated

[toxic sundial]

otherway around, cause it wraps around to the opposite value. His digestion would be maxed out

[minor cypress]

Its a guilty pleasure. Sometimes you just want shit pizza

[toxic sundial]

Max efficiency

[simple ore]

this one is actually good tho

[narrow sorrel]

some child on his fucking windows 2000 computer writing a program to just make a comically large file only to break the matrix

[vast wren]

its wierd to me because I'm a sicillian yet I adopted french culture

its a wierd feeling

[simple ore]

calling it a pizza is a stretch it's kinda of a pie

[toxic sundial]

wizards are actually compsci majors I will not elaborate

[visual stirrup]

your fr*nch/italian children would love it

[solar breach]

Zip bombing the matrix with futanari porn to cause a mild inconvenience for the controllers

[vast wren]

what part of that is croissant

[simple ore]

not croissant
but puff pastry

[toxic sundial]

spam that one image of TF2 heavy that's 17 terabytes

[toxic sundial]

she puff my pastry

[simple ore]

till i créme

[vast wren]

doubt they would know they were italian in the first place

[narrow sorrel]

wait is it laminated when you bite into it?

[simple ore]

wym

it is flaky

[narrow sorrel]

yeh

[simple ore]

very flaky

[visual stirrup]

they're gonna start talking with their hands
and then they're gonna come to you with questions

https://tenor.com/view/italian-hand-fancy-glove-suit-gif-12351113333434397558

[simple ore]

ayyyy je marche ici 🤌

[narrow sorrel]

They'll go to school singing the marseillaise only to eventually find out their father is Quebecois and mother is actually Sicilian

[visual stirrup]

how to waterboard italians

https://tenor.com/view/italian-nightmare-webpac-spaghetti-pasta-break-gif-17845120

[vast wren]

they grew up in a mostly french household, speak french as a first language, they wouldnt know they have sicillian blood in the first place

[deep topaz]

Snitties

[simple ore]

furry porpaganda

but i would nonetheless

[visual stirrup]

i'm implying that it's genetic

talking with the hands

[vast wren]

is that supposed to be a snake

[deep topaz]

Snake

[narrow sorrel]

does your husband not have an accent?

[deep topaz]

Snail wife is unfortunately very uncommon

[toxic sundial]

key indicator we've entered late night brian fart

[narrow sorrel]

[visual stirrup]

it's growing apparent that becoming a furry is part of schleppa's downfall

[deep topaz]

Brainfart After Hours

[vast wren]

his accent is parisien french

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/rene-renémalleville-om-honteux-la-minute-de-rené-gif-14251552

[deep topaz]

Dude I've been a furry for like 15 years at this point

[vast wren]

lost all quebecois

[visual stirrup]

well, i don't remember you being like this
I regret ever helping you

[narrow sorrel]

C'EST HONTEUX

[deep topaz]

Thank the lord, I got tonsillitis one year, and they had to remove my uvula. I am incapable of speaking French

[toxic sundial]

ugh quebecoise

[simple ore]

je suis difficile

[deep topaz]

I don't remember what for nor when

[toxic sundial]

My tonsils almost killed me when I was a kid cause I got like 4 conditions all at the same time so now I don't have them

[visual stirrup]

pills, dumbass

[deep topaz]

Oh

[toxic sundial]

along with a lot throat tissue

[vast wren]

they'll be very confused when they get their head around it, mother that sounds Corsican yet is actually Sicillian, father that sounds like a parisian yet is actually quebecois

[deep topaz]

I was visibly furry way before then

[simple ore]

writing something for my mom and came across this number

[toxic sundial]

last Canadian I saw I shot and killed and ate

https://tenor.com/view/goose-canada-goose-goosey-geese-wing-span-gif-27670301

[deep topaz]

They're invasive

Hunting department issued shoot on sight order

[narrow sorrel]

When I was 18 I went back to Shenyang and a woman at a bakery said my mom didn't sound like she was from the region.

[deep topaz]

This guy always looks visibly uncomfortable

[simple ore]

i am not human ahh

[vast wren]

yeesh

[fallow trellis]

thats how i be looking if i ever gaslight a woman innto dating me

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-mei-mei-vro-cat-sit-ups-gif-1263870559505718490

Gotta get fit for the babes

[stoic girder]

Anything but a human female, huh?

[narrow sorrel]

just date your cousin

That's ok in pakistan right?

[deep topaz]

Look if anyone ever gets a chance to date an anthro furry or scalie wife and they DONT take it? Universe ending fumble

[minor cypress]

This only furthers my theory that 75% of catposters/cat pfps are furries

[stoic girder]

It always starts with pets, they are like psychopaths in a way.

[deep topaz]

I like cats cause I've grown up with them since birth

They're little buddies that love you so much

[vast wren]

what do you call this theory

[minor cypress]

Nahh, im not going for that angle. Just a trend

[stoic girder]

Let me guess, you are on the spectrum.

[deep topaz]

Everyone here is on the spectrum

[vast wren]

what spectrum

[deep topaz]

Visible light

[toxic sundial]

so true an real bestie

[vast wren]

oh damn

[stoic girder]

Autistic people struggle subtle body language so since pets are overt , they gravitate towards furry tendencies.

[minor cypress]

Cats are chill, usually they just want food, pets and to be ignored.

[stoic girder]

If that happens during puberty, well...

[deep topaz]

I think I'm autistic, but I can read body language really well

I just can't take hints

[minor cypress]

Im convinced the more you ignore cats and aren't overtly energetic, the more they like you

Dogs are the opposite

[vast wren]

thats why I like them

[stoic girder]

Notice how I specified subtle.

[deep topaz]

Some more than others

[visual stirrup]

animals aren't overt

[deep topaz]

I'm going to bed I got work in 5 hours

[stoic girder]

A human doesn't come to your lap when it wants pets.

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/992122133054509126/1312013397897777223/org.gif

[narrow lotus]

i know you are a Snitch

but snitching on yourself

taht is interesting

retard

[stoic girder]

He only owns a suicide vest.

[visual stirrup]

humans communicate better and are easier to read than animals. and their behavior is easier to predict.

you let your puppy sit on top of you, and you're left with a dog that thinks he's your alpha.

[stoic girder]

Animals don't lie.

At least not the ones you interact with most commonly.

[visual stirrup]

only because they aren't intelligent enough.
you've seen videos of cats being clumsy and then trying to play it off as intentional.

or videos of cats doing something to irritate another cat and pretending like they didn't do anything