#πŸŽͺbruh-fart

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placid sail
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but honestly I just cobbled some common american names together

deep topaz
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If you throw two American names together, you'll get someone interesting every couple of spins

pale ingot
placid sail
rocky geode
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im honestly thinking of rockin the ankel hoslter J frame in my boot for the winter

toxic sundial
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Cmon

rocky geode
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i dont need all 19 9mm im not john wick

just need like 5 shots of .44 to politely decline the car jacker's offer

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nah I'm over ittt

deep topaz
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Crab bucket

rocky geode
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or just arrest them and throw them all in some kind of gulag

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thanks

prisma venture
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WE GOT 30 HOURS GUYS

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!!!!

lean oak
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30 hours of what

prisma venture
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of somone begin in that call

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its the russian guy

lean oak
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They all r russians

prisma venture
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the one with funny name

lean oak
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What do they do for 30 hours

prisma venture
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man i have no idea

lean oak
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?

prisma venture
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nah

lean oak
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Kolyan

prisma venture
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bro

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tihsi s the only funny name there

lean oak
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Podkustovyy vypozyen’

prisma venture
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thats what im saying

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funny name

lean oak
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Idk doesn’t sound funny to me

lean oak
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Release him

prisma venture
lean oak
prisma venture
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sure

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i love jumbo

lean oak
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Ai yay ye cocojumbo

narrow lotus
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Lada Oil in a bottle

lean oak
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U want some?

prisma venture
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salam

primal kayak
lean oak
prisma venture
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πŸ₯©

prisma venture
lean oak
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Elite cola

primal kayak
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Why would you greet cola

lean oak
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I have insufficient funds to buy it

primal kayak
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It's a drink not a person

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You drink cola

lean oak
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Salam cola

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Salam premium cola

primal kayak
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Yes

lean oak
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Salam

primal kayak
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Yes

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Salam

lean oak
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When

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Premium

primal kayak
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Idk

pale ingot
lean oak
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Sadly I didn’t find any other colas

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I hoped to find aleykum salam common cola

primal kayak
lean oak
primal kayak
prisma venture
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im dying

pale ingot
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playing hunt rn and like

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havent played this bitch for long so maybe the game dont fw me but like

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if i play bounty hunt i get insane bot lobbies

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the moment i queue for bounty clash i get tryhard lobbies

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we live in a society.

fallow trellis
lean oak
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Damn

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Does her back hurt

lean oak
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But I found those names funny

prisma venture
fallow trellis
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its a good thing her breasts are huge so it detaches me from looking at her face, she looks like ben shaprio

placid sail
# fallow trellis
  1. wear your best breast I mean breast sorry your best breast er your breast I meant to say breast I
pseudo robin
naive bison
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remembered abigail shapiro and donated more money to the IDF

narrow lotus
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She also donated milk

wooden surge
frail scaffold
pale ingot
manic cave
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πŸ’”

prisma venture
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πŸ₯€

naive bison
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does IDF accept international mercenaries

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i think my dad's grandfather was jewish

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can i make it to the promised land

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3000 years ago

naive bison
lean oak
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Stop playing

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With yourself

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Name pls

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Nvm I found it

prisma venture
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tell me

lean oak
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Thefirstgensahm

prisma venture
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damn

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she kinda looks like

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πŸ§ƒ

lean oak
prisma venture
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game is game

icy apex
icy apex
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she is indeed a jew

lean oak
icy apex
lean oak
icy apex
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how is bublya

lean oak
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Lemme ask him

prisma venture
prisma venture
icy apex
lean oak
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@icy apex

lean oak
icy apex
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@old kettle you good man?

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Π³Π°Π½Π΄ΠΎΠ½

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Ρ‡Ρ‚ΠΎ Ρ‚Ρ‹ дСлаСшь

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Π±Ρ€Π°Ρ‚

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...

naive bison
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@narrow lotus @stoic girder @spacez

naive bison
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close enough, welcome back old aatrox

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new champ darking with good healing and revive passive

lean oak
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Literally

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I think

icy apex
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Still as a geologist?

prisma venture
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we have geologist here?

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zamn

icy apex
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bublya is a legend

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dude streamed fap nights at fennys in gamma vc

prisma venture
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he likes rocks and shiet

lean oak
icy apex
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even grok wanted to watch

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we had 30 people in vc

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and he got jumpscared by big titty furry chica

prisma venture
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lol

icy apex
lean oak
prisma venture
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and ill be wining all the races

lean oak
icy apex
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delight was there

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falco too I think

naive bison
prisma venture
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falco taco?

naive bison
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i highly doubt they delete xinzhao

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they did a VGU like 2 months ago

naive bison
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literally

frail scaffold
lean oak
prisma venture
lean oak
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Hypocrisy

prisma venture
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smh

frail scaffold
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dudes will see a tiny alien being sent back to the mothership on a bald mans head and go "no drugs tho???"

lean oak
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No drugs?

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What a dog piss place

prisma venture
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its loud

lean oak
prisma venture
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told ya

lean oak
prisma venture
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what is water pie

lean oak
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Too long

prisma venture
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watch it now

lean oak
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Ye I mean I noticed after I downloaded tiktok and insta I fking lost my ability to focus on long duration videos

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I downloaded it only 2 years ago

prisma venture
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i also have these brainrot app

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but i dont mind watchin long ass vidoes

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or just podcast or some shit

lean oak
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I remember me watching gta 5 thug life 30 minute videos when I was like 13

prisma venture
lean oak
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Now I can’t watch anything that is not interesting from the beginning

prisma venture
lean oak
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Fuck tiktok

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Fuck insta

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I deleted insta

prisma venture
lean oak
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But not tiktok

icy apex
prisma venture
lean oak
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Cuz I have 450 days streak with friend

prisma venture
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i got only 110

lean oak
prisma venture
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hahah no

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u are weak sperm

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im more white than you

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you look gypsy

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im blonde hair

lean oak
lean oak
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Brain rot

grizzled meadow
prisma venture
lean oak
prisma venture
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dont make funn of falco

lean oak
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Ok my bad

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Ok my dab

prisma venture
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it ok

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love

prisma venture
lean oak
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What the fuck is this beginning

prisma venture
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PIMP DOWN

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and gock gock 300

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btw this water pipe looks like shit

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actual shit

lean oak
river zealot
prisma venture
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job

river zealot
prisma venture
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( he aint happy )

lean oak
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Rest is understandable

prisma venture
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but pimp down

lean oak
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Pimp down…

prisma venture
lean oak
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Bare knuckles fight is even more safe than this

prisma venture
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have u seen faceces of people after box or idk mma fight?

lean oak
prisma venture
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look at this man

lean oak
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It looks like ai

prisma venture
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he looks

lean oak
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Idk why

prisma venture
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nah its not ai

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hopefully

grizzled meadow
lean oak
river zealot
naive bison
river zealot
naive bison
lean oak
naive bison
lean oak
grizzled meadow
prisma venture
lean oak
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25 yo and 1 month

naive bison
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falco so old he probably still plays social media games to this day

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all the wine mom farm games

river zealot
prisma venture
river zealot
lean oak
prisma venture
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by his face

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i would say

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hmmm

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35,2 years

fallow trellis
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he cant be older than me

lean oak
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1 more day

lean oak
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Oh u r talking about the man

prisma venture
river zealot
scenic field
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Im getting a bunch of indian matches on this dating app

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Do not redeem

scenic field
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Sar

prisma venture
lean oak
prisma venture
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anyway

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should i buy pack of ciggies tomorow

fallow trellis
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it only takes 3 mins to clash

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dumb bitch

lean oak
grizzled meadow
prisma venture
lean oak
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Only if u smoke it with a cup of coffee

prisma venture
lean oak
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I predicted ur answer

prisma venture
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and other question is

lean oak
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People are puppets in my game

prisma venture
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what brand for monday

lean oak
prisma venture
lean oak
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The brand

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All my friends smoking it

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German cigarettes

prisma venture
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huh

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never seen it

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look good tho

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would hit

lean oak
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Idk the flavor they smoking

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I can ask if u want

prisma venture
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its okey

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ill see if they have it where i live

lean oak
lean oak
prisma venture
lean oak
prisma venture
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man i love these yellow emojis

lean oak
prisma venture
lean oak
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Good expressions indeed

lean oak
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Explanation is needed

austere shadow
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It looked mutilated/like a monster/dark souls wretched mob

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Until it turned its head

lean oak
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Ah okay

grizzled meadow
lean oak
bold kettle
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Man

austere shadow
bold kettle
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I heard about him, after the video he tragically shot himself 10 times in the back of the head

lean oak
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Did he survive?

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Hope he’s okay now

bold kettle
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Unfortunately yesnt

lean oak
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Legendn’t

verbal needle
bold kettle
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White monster on a dark cloudy day hits different

prisma venture
bold kettle
minor cypress
placid sail
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oh baby ass effect 2 is such a nice leap in a lot of UI and game mechanics

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health/shields UI is cringe though, and it's weird to have a shared CD for all the abilities, but it's manageable

deep topaz
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Who has the Britain rape poster I need it

bold kettle
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the what

lapis zinc
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some powers are outright weaker than their me1 counterpart

bold kettle
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i just got jumped by 3 bloodsuckers

lapis zinc
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it be that way

primal rapids
primal kiln
placid sail
ionic lily
placid sail
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but I don't complain, I get to biotic ram the fools now

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also thank god there's a quick context hotkey to boss around your companions with

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me1 companions are clumsy unresponsive retards

ionic lily
placid sail
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also the visuals are great, but that's probably not the game's merit, it's choke full of mods and bugfixes

crude oak
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happy metric system 9/11 y'all

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πŸ₯³

placid sail
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been repeatedly seeing Miranda nude outfit mod, people have no taste

placid sail
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it's either day-month-year or being idiotic

naive bison
# minor cypress Kaayntrox

i cant wait for that champ to dive me, die, revive and curse the mother of the dev who came up with it

narrow lotus
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@naive bison

naive bison
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is that glorious

narrow lotus
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hahaha no , its an ICE agent pointing his gun at the rioters

naive bison
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we do not care

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the lion does not get radicalized by social media posts

toxic sundial
narrow lotus
narrow lotus
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what if one day you woke up to find out your HR fired you from the company you own

wooden harbor
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'uniforms are outdated, errybody gangsta now'

toxic sundial
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the lion wants to get political

narrow lotus
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bro played GTA SA once :

placid sail
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oh my god the companions are even taking cover themselves instead of standing in the open like idiots

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truly we peaked in 2010

prisma venture
bold kettle
deep topaz
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Quest item

primal rapids
vale sand
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but can happen if your hr is full of retards

stoic girder
prisma venture
narrow lotus
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i think my friend might like the game

grizzled meadow
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Just opened Discord as always

bold kettle
pale ingot
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the seal has been broken
the playtime has surpassed 1337,3

deep topaz
scenic field
deep topaz
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Bro has petrochemicals on his dick. Every jizz is legally classified as an oil spill

hollow temple
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Worth πŸ€‘

stoic girder
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Microplastics.

idle veldt
scenic field
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My dick barely works because of microplastics

bold kettle
stoic girder
bold kettle
stoic girder
stoic girder
bold kettle
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at some point it will be so smooth, you would reach quantum tunneling and your schmeat will fuse with ur hand

stoic girder
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Guys, we have a second moon.

narrow lotus
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Ia this true chat?

stoic girder
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Days? Pff. Try years.

fallow trellis
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being in your 30s doesnt make you old yet

idle veldt
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It does not

fallow trellis
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being in your 40s does

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like me

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im 47

stoic girder
naive bison
storm stream
fallow trellis
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I tot you were better than this

naive bison
stoic girder
naive bison
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they say "black don't crack" but asian don't crack

fallow trellis
narrow lotus
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Asians look 20 in their 40s anyway

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Good Perk

narrow sorrel
stoic girder
storm stream
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unfortunately

naive bison
stoic girder
fallow trellis
naive bison
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... peepostarechamp2

cunning lance
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who tf made this

fallow trellis
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tree probably

cunning lance
fallow trellis
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this is his revenge

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or something

stoic girder
cunning lance
narrow lotus
storm stream
cunning lance
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i wasn't around then

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or no

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madirex isn't included so it was me era but not mod me

storm stream
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"last modified 05/25/2024."

fallow trellis
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that was when the femboy was banned

storm stream
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did the list but idk if I should psot it

deep topaz
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I have critical levels of yellow fever. Asian ladies are so hot

placid sail
deep topaz
placid sail
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that's it

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the idiot forgot to add himself

storm stream
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But it does contain Aldo

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so idk whats up with it

primal rapids
fallow trellis
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josta being in the josta tier ofcourse

grizzled meadow
primal rapids
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I’m tired of everything being about the Ultrasmurfs

fallow trellis
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who is ultrasmurf

stoic girder
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Tyler Oliveira uploaded the Poop-throwing festival video.

fallow trellis
stoic girder
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He didn't flinch!

stoic girder
grizzled meadow
primal rapids
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Give me a game where I can psychologically terrorize the opposition as a Raven Guard

naive bison
placid sail
stoic girder
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gets doxxed because of the video
uploads it anyway
based

placid sail
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also what did you expect out of a late stage capitalism franchise after making a successful pc game about ultramarines, suddenly release a set of drukhari minis?

placid sail
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absolutely delulu

lapis zinc
placid sail
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into the titus minis pit you go

obtuse narwhal
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its so funny they had 2 black guys and fucking sidelined 1

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rip chairon

placid sail
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but it's not enough, it's never enough

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you gotta appeal to higher audience

primal rapids
placid sail
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and the smurphs are the most reasonable marines

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aside from maybe salamanders, but unfortunately, those are BLAAAAAAACK

primal rapids
placid sail
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yers

drifting mantle
lapis zinc
primal rapids
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I’d say Imperial Fists are also very reasonable but they’re also super autistic and are either all defense or offense

lapis zinc
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they are wholesome

quartz ridge
placid sail
lapis zinc
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itd be funni

drifting mantle
placid sail
primal rapids
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Astra Militarum forces when they get Astartes reinforcements but they’re yellow and their chapter pauldron displays a heart on a checkerboard

lapis zinc
placid sail
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but then again, they did so with toaster fuckers didn't they?

primal rapids
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Imperial Fist game but it’s literally 40k-flavored Dwarf Fortress

gleaming grove
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ATTACK THE D POINT letsgooo

placid sail
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so I guess it all boils down to GW just hating every faction but a bunch of their favorite ones

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goddamn space furries rot in hell fucking disgrace

gleaming grove
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Space Furries

lapis zinc
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now that i think about it exodites would be neat

lapis zinc
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dino mounted infantry

placid sail
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I'll give you a real hot take

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a game about votann's leagues

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and a crossover with deep rock galactic later

lapis zinc
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itd be the only lore

lapis zinc
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should give them the power trikes

fallow trellis
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MODS

silent pawn
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to help iedy goon

primal rapids
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Ciaphas Cain game where you have to fight against increasingly insane odds and culminates in a five way battle between Imperium, Chaos, Orks, Necrons, and Tyranids

placid sail
silent pawn
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let pendragon split you in half

lapis zinc
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orks vs iron warriors would be cool

placid sail
primal rapids
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Imperial Fists versus Iron Warriors base defense PvP

silent pawn
quartz ridge
silent pawn
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one player as the chapter master/commander building structures while the others play it as a shooter

quartz ridge
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it would have been cool for mortarion to thug annihalte ultramar but yk gw hates anything that doesn't make 40k stagnate

lapis zinc
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horror game where you are trapped on a space hulk with a EC marine

quartz ridge
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"wow an actual interesting part of lore? NO WAY!!"

silent pawn
primal rapids
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We're still in M41.999, the Fall of Cadia never happened

silent pawn
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"fall of cadia? Primaris? Astra mili...Son you're in the guard. now pick up that lasgun and mount bayonets, we're going over the top"

quartz ridge
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"Cadia stands? of course it does its still fighting off a black crusade!"

silent pawn
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Primaris would have been cool if they kept first born helmets, pauldrons, and greeblings

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now it's the same tactical slop

primal rapids
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You'll take my beakie helmet from my cold, dead head

placid sail
primal rapids
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I also recreated Malum Caedo, one of two actually cool Ultrasmurfs.

silent pawn
naive bison
silent pawn
naive bison
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nothing ever happens

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ill check it out when it drops but

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i genuinely dont even know what changes

silent pawn
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I think it's gonna be cool with the new campaign/story missions

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in person traders

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etc

placid sail
naive bison
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the cope is insane

naive bison
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devs are wholely incompetent

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it wwill be quickly unplaayble

silent pawn
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listen, i know usually i'm a negative nancy D1 hater

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But I've enjoyed tarky

naive bison
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it will never be cool, it will just be tedious, functionally broken, and generally unfun

silent pawn
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and, at the very least, it'll give SPT devs more material to work with

naive bison
primal rapids
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Ciaphas Cain will also never die or retire to a nice backline posting, the Imperium will ensure he is kept young and in the thick of battle as a true hero of the Imperium

silent pawn
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and you know what. I'll say it

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I enjoyed the hardcore wipe start

naive bison
silent pawn
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it's that shrimple

naive bison
primal rapids
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Also I want more Deathwatch gameplay. The intro to SM2 was my favorite part of the whole campaign.

placid sail
silent pawn
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I mean, It stutters on my laptop but on my pc it runs well enough

placid sail
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only Yarrick managed to do it

silent pawn
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I haven't had server disconnects in a while

primal rapids
naive bison
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cause rn i genuinely think you're trolling

silent pawn
naive bison
silent pawn
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but I don't run streets

silent pawn
primal rapids
naive bison
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???

silent pawn
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maybe a 2060 or 2070?

naive bison
pseudo robin
primal rapids
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But no, every time you play as Talasa/Veridian you gotta shout about Rowboat Gorillaman and Macragge even if your Marine looks like a fucking Blood Angel or Death Guard or some other third thing

silent pawn
silent pawn
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I just don't have chrome open

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or anything else that'd nuke ram

naive bison
pseudo robin
primal rapids
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Or fucking Buzz Lightyear

silent pawn
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Like yeah, it's 1080p, med-high graphics, 70-80 fps

pseudo robin
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game actually runs worse over time

silent pawn
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it's good enough that I can enjoy the game and any deaths are usually skill issues

pseudo robin
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it's impressive bsgs incompetence

naive bison
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i saw a streamer get 31 fps on streets with a 4090 and i9 13900kf

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and 32 gigs ddr5 6600 mhz

silent pawn
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Yeah, I don't go streets

naive bison
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best pc on the planet

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at the time

pseudo robin
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streets is a peak map

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shame is runs like ass

primal rapids
silent pawn
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But yeah, I enjoy the game. I have fun with my buddies while playing it

naive bison
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how is it peak?

silent pawn
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I don't solo queue nearly as much as I used to

naive bison
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genuinely asking

naive bison
silent pawn
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valorant

primal rapids
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Return to the days of yore in MW1 where there was a map that was like 50 square meters of shipping containers

pseudo robin
naive bison
naive bison
silent pawn
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I will say, I am not a fan of new factory

naive bison
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name one good location on streets

silent pawn
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Dealership

pseudo robin
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dealership, concordia, abandoned factory

silent pawn
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"no you're wrong they all suck ass"

pseudo robin
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lmfao i know right

silent pawn
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I'm trying to think if there's any expansions/changes I don't like beyond new factory

naive bison
silent pawn
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see

primal rapids
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IGN

Get a 14-minute look at gameplay from Drifter, the newest Survivor coming to third-person roguelite Risk of Rain 2 in its Alloyed Collective expansion pack on November 18 for PC, PlayStation, and Xbox (the Nintendo Switch version will come along later). The Drifter brings the bestΒ ofΒ her Brawler-Support kit, along with some exciting new additi...

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pseudo robin
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i enjoy it also kill yourself

primal rapids
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Ah yes, the hobo survivor

silent pawn
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Recoil changes were good. 3 years late but good

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Like, when i'm on break from school, assuming i'm not working i'm probably gonna play the shit out of tarky

naive bison
silent pawn
naive bison
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like lexos is BARELY passable but still sucks ass

silent pawn
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I think ground zero is a good map

naive bison
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your takes are so fucking DOGSHIT omegakekw

keen pawn
naive bison
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nah lh is still better

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because

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GZ is the STARTER MAP

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that you HAVE TO PLAY to progress

silent pawn
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There's a lot of food, there's good encounter areas

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medium and close range pvp

naive bison
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GZ is a map for new players that fucking FORCES PVP

silent pawn
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I've had fun gun fights in GZ

naive bison
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it's the worst fucking thought out map in the game

silent pawn
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again, LH is right there

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I'm starting to think you're a whiny little bitch

naive bison
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NOT NEEDED TO GET ALL TRADERS LVL 4

silent pawn
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There's only one actual POI on LH, unless you count the cabins. you have every player moving in a straight line in one direction, to the point that people just insta exfil if they get a bad spawn

naive bison
silent pawn
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you have the worst aspects of woods with sniper spam

naive bison
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map for new players is PVP central

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like whoever designed it is a retard

silent pawn
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it's really not

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You can just chill in a side area for 15 minutes, go grab your quest items, and exfil

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i've done it multiple times

naive bison
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holy shit you're so stupid

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it's ok im not mad at you

silent pawn
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so you're not forced to do PVP.

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I mean, if you want to aggressively push to a location at the start, you're gonna get pvp

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what a concept

naive bison
silent pawn
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Again, You're forced to PVP about as much as customs or interchange

naive bison
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you are genuinely not smart enough

primal rapids
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I personally think people who play Tarkov are of questionable sanity

naive bison
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to understand anything

silent pawn
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all you've said is "nuh uh" "you're a retard" and "shut up"

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"it's bad" why "it's just bad bro"

naive bison
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i genuinely can't explain a thing to you if your IQ is below 70

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i say "map is designed in a way that pushes you to pvp"

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your take is "just hide in a corner for 20 minutes and there's no pvp"

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like how do i respond to that except "check yourself"

silent pawn
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every map in tarkov save for LH is designed to push you to pvp

naive bison
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@narrow lotus am i out of line? I said "Ground Zero pushes you to PVP by its design and is a bad map, because it pushes new players to PVP" and he said "just hide in a corner for 20 mins and there's no PVP"

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and i called him a retard mouth breather

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am i wrong?

silent pawn
naive bison
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major*

silent pawn
naive bison
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half the map is a dark tunnel with 0 visibility and bad audio that makes you hear people above you

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you are genuinely just not experienced and smart enough IQ-wise to have a take on this

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please stop messaging

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you are embarassing yourself

silent pawn
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and it's a PVP game, there's gonna be pvp. why would the starter area not put you in PVP

naive bison
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ok

silent pawn
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not really. I still hold you can avoid the pvp

naive bison
silent pawn
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not saying there isn't PVP

naive bison
narrow lotus
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what the fuck is going on

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holy rage fight

silent pawn
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Ballsack is getting whiney about ground zero

naive bison
# silent pawn not really

yeah it's really good for player retention and learning to put them in a map where you usually die 5 minutes in because a player can spawn almost within your sightline
that will surely teach people a lot

pseudo robin
naive bison
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i explain my points

narrow lotus
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the spawns are very bad and cramped on GZ

naive bison
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concordia: dogshit hallways in apartments wwith no flanking options
abandoned factory: LITERALLY HAS AN AREA WHERE YOU CANNOT SEE TO THE END OF A HALLWAY WWITH ONE ENTRANCE LMAO

thick wadi
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im team xal solely because gz is a dogshit map

primal kayak
thick wadi
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its a "beginner" map with zero fluidity for player movement

naive bison
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@narrow lotus you knoww the hallway in abd factory on streets where the other half of the hallwway is completely non-seethrough

silent pawn
naive bison
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because of fog and dust

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but perfect vision from the other side

stone blade
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ah shiet clicked on brainfart by mistake

naive bison
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do u listen to urrself

thick wadi
pseudo robin
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Youre a spastic

stone blade
naive bison
silent pawn
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me when I get heated over pixels

naive bison
thick wadi
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GZ puts FAR too many people into one cramped space, and the map has tons of areas that are just dead ends and spawn traps

naive bison
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where they die insta

naive bison
silent pawn
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50/50

naive bison
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@silent pawn

silent pawn
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I can admit when I'm wrong if the other person doesn't sound like a 4chan user with no chicken nuggies

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But also, just cause you think the map is ass for XYZ, i can still like it for ZYX

thick wadi
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scrolled up to read more and saw laptop

silent pawn
thick wadi
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i remember the days when i did

silent pawn
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so did I

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dark days

thick wadi
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very

naive bison
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Honestly i thought about it and i don't think tarkov has a single objectively good map wwithout a major drawback

silent pawn
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you finished minging yet?

pale ingot
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i unsealed the old and decrepit tomb of team fortress 2 after a year and a half

thick wadi
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imo, and heavy imo, woods comes close

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but lots of people hate woods for being woods so like

naive bison
silent pawn
pale ingot
naive bison
silent pawn
bold kettle
naive bison
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also woods is insanely confusing for new players

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waaaay moreso than most maps

silent pawn
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Yeah I can agree on that

naive bison
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i can make a list of why a lot of tarkov maps suck ass

silent pawn
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But it does have the lake and the sniper rock for landmarks

naive bison
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GZ: too cramped, pushes pvp early on, easy to lose all ur money just questing early, zero reason to come back

bold kettle
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oh shit i though you guys were talking about cod

silent pawn
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tbf, you do have to have a 3rd party map open to learn how to use those landmarks, which you shouldn't have to if the ingame map was better

bold kettle
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nevermind ignore that

primal rapids
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Behold, a Salamander who took a nap for 10,000 years

narrow lotus
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arguing about Tarkov in brainfart wasnt on my bingo card

silent pawn
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It'd be neat if you had the compass item your position would be displayed on the in game maps

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but, that would require the devs liking you

thick wadi
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lighthouse is just bad,
GZ has shit spawns and no loot,
Streets has shit spawns and rough performance,
reserve has no real exfils and the worst spawns in the game,
interchange has shit spawns and is 24/7 cheater central with no loot,
customs has a bunch of outside spawns that get farmed by the central spawns,
factory has too many spawns since its most recent rework and the cellars are ass,
labs is a good map with poor lighting and 24/7 chinaman
shoreline has 2 loot areas and is even worse than woods for cover and has more cheaters than the average map. also dogshit spawns,
woods has loot in places that new players would never find and has no cover cuz its just trees, and most the loot is in 2 places

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love how i say shit spawns for every map but woods

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maybe thats the reason i like woods

silent pawn
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even woods you get the occasional shit spawn

primal kayak
thick wadi
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you dont ever get spawnkilled in woods though

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thats the thing

silent pawn
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what's your window for spawn kill

thick wadi
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one sprint bar

silent pawn
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first minute?

thick wadi
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like people dont push spawns on woods because thats how you die

silent pawn
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trvke

thick wadi
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the literal only time i have had quick raids on woods like that was when everyone rushed the cultist bunker, and every once a blue moon when both spawns across the lakes shoot at each other

pseudo robin
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I only hate lighthouse and interchange

thick wadi
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i just think interchange needs more interchange and less outside

silent pawn
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Reserve

thick wadi
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also more exfils

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reserve spawns are a sin

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you either spawn inside command bunker and get ez loot

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or you spawn at coop and are trapped between three spawns

silent pawn
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Bunker also kinda killed topside pvp and looting unless you're going dome to snipe or moving to farm glucose

pseudo robin
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I hate because of the concentration of wizards and mentally ill killa farmers

thick wadi
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you just gotta treat them like that

silent pawn
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xal you've been typing for 3 minutes, you wanna voice your thoughts?

pseudo robin
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Itll just be another dogshit retard take

thick wadi
pseudo robin
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Ive only seen speedhackers at ultra this wipe kekl

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Makes me laugh everytime

thick wadi
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hardcore wipe has been especially shit for cheaters

pseudo robin
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Yeah its been bad

silent pawn
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I enjoyed it, but I was also playing on east EU servers with some buddies

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so maybe there were fewer cheaters compared to american servers

thick wadi
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east american pig dog cheaters infesting my servers (im american)

pseudo robin
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I play on chinese servers ironically they have less cheaters then australia

thick wadi
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i believe that

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and thats stupid

silent pawn
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xal is posting his manifesto

naive bison
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GZ: too cramped, pushes pvp early on, easy to lose all ur money just questing early, zero reason to come back
Interchange: too dark, too many corners, cheater heaven cause killa, hard quests

Reserve: just big factory, most kills happen 2 mins in, no loot, extracts suck - no reason to play without red rebel
Shoreline: Big sloped map, people closer to resort can easily shoot down at people towards the shore at all points of the map except the bunker at the back, big lack of cover

Customs: 3 lane map, you are almost bound to run into someone, no way to get from side A of the map to side B, bad loot a lot of the time, bad boss loot

Lighthouse: lol

Streets: dogshit FPS, some quests are almost impossible to do without losing sanity (shooter born, 20 fps gaming with a scope)

Woods: Boss dies too quickly because easy to tell when he's up, boss arena design too open and bad, not a lot of cover while simultaneously having bad visibility due to trees, goons spawn sucks ass as they can aimbot a big AOE of the map with almost no chance to fight back if they spot you first

Labs: cheater heaven, fine otherwise

Factory: way too poor visibility for PVP map (INSANELY DARK) , no loot, no reason to play beside pvp

@narrow lotus @thick wadi @silent pawn

silent pawn
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or suicide note

pseudo robin
thick wadi
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them adding all the extra cover on woods was nice so honestly im not as bothered by how open it is anymore

naive bison
thick wadi
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also true

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theres a lot of dead spots that could use it

naive bison
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i am more talking about a lot of the regulat transition points you run thru

thick wadi
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more cover i mean

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also imo

silent pawn
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why'd this arguement start again

thick wadi
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they should add hella scavs to some of the woods areas with some extra POIs

naive bison
silent pawn
naive bison
narrow lotus
silent pawn
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found it. I expressed positivity about 1.0 release

thick wadi
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and if spawns got fixed i wouldnt give a shit about the loot

narrow lotus
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but what can you do , sit in hideout?

you cant cause it uses 25 gb ram after 1 hour

thick wadi
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remember not to use the uh

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unheard background for meny

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menu

naive bison
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there aren't really "bad" spawns where you die insta

thick wadi
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you are telling iedy this

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i think he knows

narrow lotus
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but you dont have to clench your ass off spawn like on reserve

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or even snoreline

naive bison
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so i dont think that's a majorr point against the map

narrow lotus
gusty heron
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lol, Birdeye on the weather station cat walk and you spawn at the crane yard south of him so he has a perfect sightline to your head at approx 300 meters

narrow lotus
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thumbsUp2x ez

silent pawn
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I am excited about 1.0, no matter how much of a debby downer xal tries to be

naive bison
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maybe its slightly wworse because on wwoods boss has 1 spawnpoint POI @narrow lotus

worldly gate
narrow lotus
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Yeah , imo it would have been cool if they added the abilityt to spawn shturman with a yellow flare on the pier

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or shit like that

pseudo robin
narrow lotus
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what if shturman got out of the BTR lol

worldly gate
silent pawn
naive bison
silent pawn
narrow lotus
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i got my totally not Berserker Armor

gusty heron
fallow trellis
naive bison
silent pawn
narrow lotus
naive bison
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i literally said that concordia has the places with loot where it's a hallway with 1 entrance point