🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

second part is truly where it blooms

[primal rapids]

Geth do not intentionally infiltrate

[placid sail]

also I'm gonna go ahead a spit a hot take

I have no idea why the game expects me to think this is sexy

stupid bimbo bitch

camera angles insistently poking at skintight ass are funny though

another reason to play old mass effects, I've heard they removed them in stupid gae boy edition

[deep topaz]

That used to be considered hot before we wisened up and liked big boobs and asses

I can't believe people used to want rail thin bitches

[placid sail]

well no she was exactly that

point is, I don't think she's pretty

and holy shit unless my memory is wrong she's dumb as fuck

[visual stirrup]

@tidal trellis

[drifting mantle]

@tidal trellis

[deep topaz]

I wouldn't consider that to be big

Medium at best

But, it's all about proportions

[primal rapids]

Well, she trusted the TIM to actually be honest and reliable about literally anything

[pale ingot]

Clearly he knows what hes talking about

[stoic girder]

Her whole character is being genetically perfect.

[placid sail]

SNAAAAKE!

[drifting mantle]

I am pro antarctica

[placid sail]

LIQUIIIID

[grizzled meadow]

✅

[stoic girder]

I'd rather have this than the landwhales from Concord.

[placid sail]

nah dog fuck those baseline sluts

there is only one true wife

https://tenor.com/view/best-waifu-best-waifu-pillow-tali-zorah-vas-normandy-tali-gif-24512063

[frail scaffold]

Falco true dropped

[drifting mantle]

I appriciate all female asses

[frail scaffold]

No u dont

[drifting mantle]

I do

[deep topaz]

This universe has immortal vampires. I'm surprised there's not a middle ages flag

[primal rapids]

Tali is the sole redeeming Quarian, like 99% of the rest of them are dumbasses

[frail scaffold]

Name all of them

[stoic girder]

Autistic alien engineer tomboy with a human fetish.

[drifting mantle]

Fair point

[scenic field]

I crave them

[placid sail]

nah man she's not that autistic

liara is the true autist of the harem

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-calvin-django-leo-django-gif-17233144

[deep topaz]

You a bitch if you can't handle a little extra junk in the frunk and trunk

[placid sail]

your first dialogue with her starts with her blurting some dumb shit and going "oh fuck and this is why I don't talk with people please forget what I said while I go kill myself"

[tidal trellis]

go away!!

[primal rapids]

Are you telling me that Legion doesn't come across as autistic

[placid sail]

well legion is a machine

[drifting mantle]

@tidal trellis lop

[deep topaz]

This is an autism space game made by autists. Everyone is going to sound autistic

[placid sail]

you expected a machine to be social?

[tidal trellis]

why!

[primal rapids]

What's hilarious is that you can find Legion's gamer profile in the Shadow Broker DLC and he got banned for ragebaiting people

[placid sail]

but anyway yes, liara is the one on the spectrum, I romanced her in part one, but I'm switching to true wife in the second game

[deep topaz]

Ah Liara is the blue one

[placid sail]

he probably has an account both in league and dota

[stoic girder]

Tali spend the whole first game crushing on Shepherd and trying to figure out how to get in his pants even though it would kill her.

[placid sail]

so based

[deep topaz]

I thought it was the other way around

[primal rapids]

And then he got banned another time because he didn't slow down his inputs per second to an actually possible level for organics

[placid sail]

Liara also spends the whole first game fumbling the ball until the very end, but she at least admits it in the meanwhile

but Tali just completely ignores the topic

[glad carbon]

Mrow

[placid sail]

he should have said he's chinese

or salarian

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-cat-sleepy-gif-8130675

[pale ingot]

crank that

[primal rapids]

I thought it was the Koreans that were absolute nightmares in RTS's

[glad carbon]

I think mass effect is lame as fuck for not letting maleshep hook up with garrus or wrex

[frail scaffold]

Berserk

[deep topaz]

It is

[placid sail]

just download mods

[deep topaz]

That's the advantage of being short. Less neuron highway to send signals back and forth. Natural dex increase

[placid sail]

also there's a toad assassin boy for you if I remember correctly gae boy

[glad carbon]

I did but its just all the dialogue for femshep

[glad carbon]

Yeah but he's icky and evil

[deep topaz]

Yeah cause he's gae

[placid sail]

well if you truly loved garrus then you would have owned it up and played femshep you picky mf

[glad carbon]

I did

[placid sail]

ha

bottomed by a game

bozo

[glad carbon]

[drifting mantle]

Mass Effect let you punch women in the face 10/10 game

[glad carbon]

Not by a game

[primal rapids]

If you truly love Garrus you'd let him win the sniping competition in 3

[placid sail]

OH MY GOD

PARAGON/RENEGADE DIALOGUE QTES

ANCIENT MEMORY UNLOCKED

oh I look forward to it

I'm gonna make a scene

oh right, there's also the alien milf

great screenshot, conveys the whole personality

[deep topaz]

If they ain't touching I don't want em

[placid sail]

and also that... edgy biotic girl tattoed from taint to forehead which I remember nothing about because she's edgy and I basically ignored her back in the day

[glad carbon]

@heady crow hiiii did you play mass effect

[placid sail]

I guess it's for players who need a biotic companion but starts falling asleep whenever Liara goes "when this fight is over, I'm going to bake muffins to everyone and some chamomile tea"

I'm crying

I just wanted to see mod optimization guide dog what is this

[deep topaz]

That's the point of the tea brickhead

And it's in the future but we still haven't found some sort of alien weed that'll knock you out better than chamomile? Shit universe

[placid sail]

oh my god you need an EA launcher to play mass effect 2: two are you fucking kidding me

[deep topaz]

Mass effect 2:two

Peak sequel

[placid sail]

well I don't wanna bother with looking for dlcs separately so whatever

[hot solstice]

bro there's so many people in that game that talk about how fucking good ramen is

space-ramen cannot be that good

[glad carbon]

hehehe

legendary edition is the only good way to play it now

[placid sail]

the fuck you laughing about cock gremlin

nuh uh I'm already in

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-black-footed-ferret-black-footed-goofy-silly-gif-7414558264260005310

[wooden harbor]

longe rat

[glad carbon]

man what is this authors deal

i been reading some cool sci fi action thingy and its like

really good

and then he starts talking about them examining some aztec jaguar-man's balls

[grizzled meadow]

And you need mods to make it better, the usual

Because the game is plagued with bugs, removed content, censored content, etc.

I wonder if the "unofficial something something" mod is done at this point

It's been a while since the last time I checked

EDIT: still in beta, will be for a long time, just download the mod and play

[glad carbon]

I think i did like the uhhh

silly mods that add new shit to every mass effect

[grizzled meadow]

Okay wtf

Literally yesterday

This cannot be a coincidence

[glad carbon]

expanded galaxy

[placid sail]

I'm not playing legendary edition, but they did it for me anyway

you get to use it for yourself I guess

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/hes-in-the-walls-walls-goddamn-walls-hes-in-the-walls-hes-in-the-god-damn-walls-gif-27466705

[grizzled meadow]

Ah okay, N7 Day

That explains it

[grizzled meadow]

Of course busy, for you

https://tenor.com/view/you're-a-big-guy-bane-cia-batman-the-dark-knight-rises-gif-3729534953667890271

[stoic girder]

Yeah, play your old as shit version, you war criminal

[placid sail]

and I'm totally fine is this

because all they ever did in the legendary edition is added some slightly better textures and removed spicy camera angles

DAAAAAS IT

I can easily supplement textures with mods

the bug count is probably the same or even bigger in legendary edition

because I refuse to believe that blatant cash grab had any faith in fixing anything

[grizzled meadow]

Don't you feel... silly?

Don't you feel... stupid?

[placid sail]

no, not really

[sacred mirage]

How to get shot

[stoic girder]

They were in the original game so the bugs are fine

Never mind, they fixed them. I can't fucking read.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1436406412950634727/togif.gif

[crude oak]

crypto and manosphere bros after hitting 40

[high wing]

billy mays here

[vast wren]

the lion gets the death sentence for sexual assault cases in court

[manic cave]

twitch in question rn

[narrow sorrel]

oh, @vast wren

c'est toi?

[vast wren]

non

they know who their father is

[placid sail]

ew french

[fallow trellis]

ew french

[tight rune]

Hon hon hon croissant, le baguette? Hon hon hon

https://tenor.com/view/spy-tf2-spy-x-family-spy-bruh-bruh-moment-gif-25527210

[fallow trellis]

its all a fucking conspiracy

[tight rune]

Who's that

[glad carbon]

mormon

[stoic girder]

What is it about "A million more Charlie Kirks have just been created" was confusing to you?

[prime zenith]

cloned

[river zealot]

im so good

[placid sail]

artyom finally got a job

we are so zoback

[simple ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1203424946160930848/1280409050554695754/1724929233048498.gif

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-frog-leaving-pepe-leave-pepe-frog-pepe-frog-dramatic-exit-pepe-the-frog-gif-15114013034116389681

[stoic girder]

30 bodies. Next question.

[simple ore]

30 bodies i guess

the second one is a girl with severe bpd

[fallow trellis]

they give the best head because theres 30 of them

maybe even more

[simple ore]

but you're only getting it from one

the first one you actually get head from 30 of them

[fallow trellis]

quality over quantity my friend, quality over quantity

[quartz ridge]

BANANANANNAS

https://tenor.com/view/nicholas-fuentes-groyper-rise-of-gru-banana-minions-gif-4289442391973145368

[fallow trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1423687506611667044/im_coming_hitler.gif

[simple ore]

how is the second one quality over quantity

[storm stream]

Then, since you chose A, you'd get low-quality bodies

[idle veldt]

I’d rather fuck 30 people than 1

[simple ore]

imagine the hell that is dealing with 30 girlfriends

[idle veldt]

Im poly so it works

[fallow trellis]

girl with bpd gives better head since 30 people inside her head

[idle veldt]

It’s only 1 mind tho

It’s a single girl

[visual stirrup]

@tidal trellis

[idle veldt]

Just 30 bodies

[simple ore]

they would just be constantly fighting

[fallow trellis]

also its a fact that mentally ill women give best sloppy toppy

[idle veldt]

She would actually go insane

And probably kill herself

[simple ore]

how is 30 bodies with 1 mind not a mental illness

[simple ore]

exactly

[stoic girder]

Hivemind.

[simple ore]

still some kind of mental illness

[fallow trellis]

more of a body thing

[narrow sorrel]

isnt this the plot of split?

[visual stirrup]

psychic magical bullshit

[quartz ridge]

30 bodies so we can have 29 of them stealing shit like romanians

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/nope-miss-patricia-split-james-mc-avoy-gif-10366042216491108454

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/romanian-anti-air-romania-anti-air-gif-25843679

[simple ore]

you can have an army with 1 mind to train

[fallow trellis]

this guy probably gives ungodly sloppy toppies

[narrow sorrel]

(me when I failed to notice that it was anya taylor joy)

[fallow trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1423687506611667044/im_coming_hitler.gif

[idle veldt]

You have to train 30 bodies

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/HMBohemond/status/1986874113886212320?t=o9xStHbzAUGN2e6pJ7F8Kw&s=19

Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ (@HMBohemond)

So it looks like GSC Game World, the developers of STALKER, have forced Steam to take down the game Misery for currently unknown reasons. They must be mad since Misery is a better game than STALKER 2.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 7, 2025, 7:11 PM

[quartz ridge]

Then she just has to kill herselr 29 times before shes a normal woman

[high wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202396018054926336/1231691049051750582/caption_1-1.gif

[idle veldt]

That seems even more crazy

[narrow sorrel]

ur late

[idle veldt]

Dying 29 times

Would probably fuck you up

[quartz ridge]

This is an outrage

[idle veldt]

Idk I haven’t done it yet tho

[quartz ridge]

Thats it im buying more tarkov copies so that money will go STRAIGHT TO THE VDV

[simple ore]

yea but on the flip side the game is literally 90% stalker and it's being sold

[idle veldt]

What copyright laws does it have to follow

Ukraines?

[storm stream]

So how is Misery compared to S2?

[quartz ridge]

The only thing thats the same is the anomalies tbh

Everything else is different

[simple ore]

no im talking about everything else

like cmon man it's not hard to see that it was mostly based on stalker

[quartz ridge]

Yeah its inspired but i dont really care

[idle veldt]

Alex that’s the law bro

[quartz ridge]

GSC fucked over stalker 2 idrc about their company anymore

[quartz ridge]

I do not care about the law either

[prime zenith]

just dont steal another games content

[idle veldt]

I’ll remember that

[prime zenith]

[quartz ridge]

You say that as if its a bad thing im a criminal BEST FRIEND

[simple ore]

it's not about s2 being good or bad
it's about misery using stalker for marketing

and im not defending gsc retard im just saying what did they expect

[simple ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1323077892732620872/1429587463403339877/snaplytics_converted_gif1.gif

[narrow sorrel]

What is the name of the cat?

[high wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/193278651020738561/1404955044469538956/catjorkinit.gif

[gleaming grove]

Hunter Daddy?

[high wing]

kys

[simple ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1314499441733931068/cokebert.gif

[gleaming grove]

Same bro

Keep yourself safe

[idle veldt]

This shit is me

And then they would use it as blackmail

[gleaming grove]

Kys

She is my mommy

[fallow trellis]

[idle veldt]

We can share haha

[gleaming grove]

No

She is mine

Anyway

LOCKHEED MARTINNNNNNN

[deep topaz]

It was a very, very close imitation, minus the graphics

I love doing my job at the metal detector having to explain to everyone over 50 that their phone DOES INFACT HAVE METAL

[gleaming grove]

Wait until they find out their body also naturally contain metal

[deep topaz]

and apple absolutely killed it on the Apple Watch marketing. Almost every person that doesn't look like a unibomber has one

Absolutely ridiculous

And if it's not Apple it's a Samsung watch

[gleaming grove]

Atleast you work at metal detector so you dont have to be very kind to the person

[deep topaz]

I'm not kind as a baseline

Correction, I am, but everyone thinks I want to kill myself because of how I sound

And I'm very direct, which is a bad thing in this society of narcissists

[gleaming grove]

I want to be kind, I want to be helpful, I want to be gentle

But I do in fact sometimes want to slam the customer's head into the table

But I dont want a felony assault charge

[deep topaz]

Assault and battery

Assault is intention, battery is doing it

[gleaming grove]

Customer came to me, already knows what they want, ordered what they want

Then ask me "So tell me, what is this for"

Like bruh its not like you were asking me to get you it like the last 20 minutes

[narrow sorrel]

Have you even met a drunk person in your life?

[primal rapids]

These fucking tires man

Rest of the car looks fine but holy shit

[deep topaz]

I had a chicken recipe pop into my head as I was driving home

It sounds familiar but I can't quite place it

Take chicken cubes, grill on all sides, get a crust/little char. Make beef gravy, add mild hot sauce, add quarter or 3/8 stick butter. Cook till combined. Reduce to simmer. Add chicken cubes until desired doneness.

Does this sound like any dish you guys know of

[little mirage]

Did you cause this?

[slender rock]

Rip

[fallow trellis]

yes, me

[gleaming grove]

What happened to the greatest country in the North American Continent man 😭

[narrow sorrel]

a miserable pile of lies

[stoic girder]

Are we sure this should be in English?

[glad carbon]

isnt misery one of those uhhh

ru nationalist games

i saw their discord and i think i'd believe the allegations

[gleaming grove]

@glad carbon you know

You should go work for Lockheed Martin

[glad carbon]

i should

im gonna make them target american flags

[little mirage]

What are the allegations?

[glad carbon]

buncha Z kissers

[little mirage]

Not surprizing

[spring quail]

and i heard a rumor they lifted asset or two from stalker or anomaly

[gleaming grove]

Allegation for?

[glad carbon]

also they had a bunch of copyright music

[gleaming grove]

Misery?

[little mirage]

I thought they are fine with that?

[stoic girder]

Anomaly is a mod though.

[spring quail]

it must be miserable to be those guys right now

[glad carbon]

im not really surprised that misery got copyright struck

[little mirage]

I mean they made dough

[deep topaz]

I'm amazed how many people I see in the hospital that have lazy eyes

[gleaming grove]

The way they responded on their discord does not help their case tbh

[narrow sorrel]

@stoic girder the full list

[deep topaz]

must be more common than I thought

[glad carbon]

also i think its kinda funny because the game is kinda slop

like cmon man you release it in 1.0 but you dont even have the endgame content finished

[deep topaz]

this has to be for the immigrants

[glad carbon]

leaving the helicopter construction and shit as "do later" on the roadmap

[little mirage]

Literally george orwellian shit.

[deep topaz]

no way it isn't

[stoic girder]

This has to be a meme.

[crude oak]

11.get yourself fleshlight

[gleaming grove]

What is the gameplay like

[narrow sorrel]

It is a meme

but it's a real meme

[glad carbon]

its friendslop

[deep topaz]

the only game that matters

[fallow trellis]

this was written by an indian

[glad carbon]

like its fun but its not balanced well around solo play

[fallow trellis]

i see the .uk on the mat

[little mirage]

Go out. Collect shit. Build home. Repeat

[gleaming grove]

So im assuming you just run out, grab stuff with limited inventory and run back delivering stuff?

[crude oak]

i'm also PCSing my X rn

[deep topaz]

where do you get your game isos

i've been using internet archive

[glad carbon]

yep

exactly

[stoic girder]

The language makes it feel like it's written for a child.

[glad carbon]

its timed too with emissions that adjust the level every day

[narrow sorrel]

I think there was a version posted in my dorm building.

[crude oak]

2 second search, for RPCS3 you might have to search for PKG and RAP files but easy to find them too

it's either gonna be site or even internet archive page with working download link

[deep topaz]

I'm using PCSX2

[crude oak]

good, shit is glitchy on rpcs3

[glad carbon]

did you see bsg congratulating duckov

[narrow sorrel]

How do you know a pakistani didn't write it?

[deep topaz]

escape from tarkov on PS2????

[fallow trellis]

it says .uk

[simple ore]

and it's a mod that uses stalker assets

[crude oak]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-robot-ai-pizza-humping-gif-5441959637525981956

[simple ore]

BASED

[fallow trellis]

thats usually the level of their english comprehension

[crude oak]

it's actually long ass story, remember how it started with call of chernobyl

[deep topaz]

everything starts with coc

[little mirage]

Its so high tech it even detects when not to hump

[deep topaz]

when not to hump so it doesn't sever its leg off

[narrow sorrel]

.uk stands for East Pakistan

[little mirage]

Self preservation is the future

[fallow trellis]

soon, soon. But not now, not yet

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/60fps-sundowner-smile-gif-10100765284015596931

@tidal trellis

[narrow sorrel]

(I hope no bengali dudes are lurking in the chat)

[crude oak]

22 hours and got money for racing car to finish Gran Turismo World Championship (endgame competition) might actually do all driving missions to get that sick ass nissan

[deep topaz]

they're too busy trying to infiltrate High School discord servers

[simple ore]

the 350z my beloved

[narrow sorrel]

the existence of high school discord servers

[crude oak]

[simple ore]

i liked using the audi

[crude oak]

350z Motul Pitwork JGTC my beloved

[simple ore]

FUUUUCK

it's crazy that this is a ps2 game

it still looks so fucking good

[crude oak]

ohh DTM one, i actually wanted to bought it but finished Legend of Silver Arrow and got CLK DTM

[simple ore]

this is the first car i had since my ps2 was given to me by my uncle who used to play this

[crude oak]

shame RPCS3 is so trash and GT6 port even worse, because this game have like 1,2k cars

[deep topaz]

try PCSX2

dirt easy to set up

you can also try using a different PS2 BIOS file

[spring quail]

pcsx2 is better than hardware atp

duckstation is sex station

but cant play duckov

curious

[deep topaz]

can't believe they're still updating this game

[fallow trellis]

does that game have mods

[crude oak]

that's what i use, rpcs3 is also emulator but for PS3 instead of 2

fun fact, no need to search for BIOS because Sony gives you free software for PS3 on their website

[deep topaz]

so they do that for PS3 but not 2?

[spring quail]

company works in mysterious ways

i just need to know if i play armored core 4/4a on rpcs3 or xenia

[simple ore]

i don't think sony gives you that so you can emulate ps3 games

but what do i know

[spring quail]

i wish ps3 emu wasnt hmmm tier

[river zealot]

yeah it is

its a joke on how they always give advice to the victims

[gleaming grove]

Man

What can I do to get my PS2 again

I would want a PS2 or a Nintendo PSI

DSI

[spring quail]

ebay

local retro shop (if you like setting money on fire)

[fallow trellis]

retro consoles unironically cost more

or even ones that arent the og

gba rom handhelds cost like 200$ or something

[simple ore]

find one in a yard sale

[fallow trellis]

I bought a japanese xbox video game in a yardsale

good deal

10$

it was a complete xbox game with artbox and other shit

i dont have an xbox

[deep topaz]

nah man you could've found it on the dark web and gotten 14 viruses for free

[fallow trellis]

It was a game called psychopass

it had anime women

[wooden harbor]

good anime (well most of it)

[fallow trellis]

it had a videogame too

i still have the video game box

i think it was some sort of collectors edition

[stoic girder]

Let me guess, a visual novel?

[wooden harbor]

game where u blow people up when number go big?

best kind of police brutality, brutality by the numbers

[fallow trellis]

yeah i think so, i wasnt able to play i dont have an xbox

it was this one

the guy selling it didnt know shit i asked him for a price he said 10$ or soemthing

it was in the bargain bin

seemed like a good deal at that time

[hot solstice]

the show is okay

[gleaming grove]

@glad carbon

[fluid heron]

Got stupid ass kittens yelling at me while I'm tryna make some mac n cheese

[wooden harbor]

its def a woman thing to put up with intolerable situation and delude yourself to thinking you can steer it in a better situation when u have zero power XD (meanwhile the man gets the fuck outta there to be free)

[hot solstice]

it's been a minute since i've seen it so I can't really speak to that. i just remember thinking that the animation was good and i think some of the fucked-up situations were interesting

the over-arching storyline kind of slipped me, at least the first season is much less memorable to me

[fluid heron]

Kittens aren't even fucking nice this litter is a bunch of assholes

[summer flame]

great anime ngl

[hot solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1435343955188252843/eat_shit_crackers.gif

[deep topaz]

maybe you should be a better cat dad

[summer flame]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-fucking-get-you-gif-24264380

[fluid heron]

One just scratched the fuck outta me his ass going to a shelter

[wooden harbor]

i dont think the overacrhing storyline ever went much of anywhere or came to any kind of conclusion so imo you forgot it all because there wasnt much to remember. still, some interesting situations as you said

[hot solstice]

bro is just expressing himself

[fluid heron]

I also have 7 cats so every slight against me is a day off I'm taking them to a shelter

Nobody fucking wants em even for free

[hot solstice]

yeah, i remember the scene with the locked-down store or whatever being nuts

[wooden harbor]

nature's cat delivery service seems to do a pretty good job ensuring those who would like a cat come across one, one way or another

so ur in a tough spot...

[fluid heron]

2 was already enough

[hot solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-herbert-gif-2679323734101337830

[fluid heron]

Whore ass cat

[hot solstice]

most cat sex is rape

[wooden harbor]

that's nature in a nutshell

[fluid heron]

And I'm a d1 victim blamer

[hot solstice]

bro beat me to it

[fluid heron]

And now they are my fucking problem

A day before she was going to get fixed she escaped and got pregnant that day

fucking slut ass cat

[wooden harbor]

wow that is some shit luck

[fluid heron]

And her kids are fucking assholes

Her first litter was sweet asf

[hot solstice]

that's kinda fucked but most clinics will still perform the spay when a cat is still in early pregnancy

unless she was gone until after the appointment

[fluid heron]

I'm exaggerating a bit

We noticed she was looking like a fucking water balloon before her vet appointment

[hot solstice]

ah, yeah pregnant cats aren't subtle

[fluid heron]

it was until like the week of

[deep topaz]

having low hanging fat is one thing, but prego cats get wide

[fluid heron]

Slut in question

[hot solstice]

my cat reading this, her fat fucking gut slapping the floor when she walks

[deep topaz]

i don't think you need a 1000 watt lightbulb to take a pic

[wooden harbor]

def a slut face

[deep topaz]

giving the poor thing sunburn

[fluid heron]

She deserves to be flashbanged

[toxic sundial]

hilarious chat message without surrounding context

[hot solstice]

flashbangs make the best pictures

[fluid heron]

I have these little shits running around now

[deep topaz]

absent fathers make for bad homes smh

[fluid heron]

They don't like being held pet or being walked around

[deep topaz]

you have to force socialize them

[hot solstice]

nah imma do my own thang ass cats

[fluid heron]

ive been doing that since they were born

[deep topaz]

feed them when you hold them or something

[fluid heron]

Every single one of them is food aggressive too

First litter was so sweet

[hot solstice]

"this time imma make em evil" your cat

[deep topaz]

those are things you just gotta work through. They'll be like that by default

[fluid heron]

Not even by default the 1st litter would take naps with me on my stomach in a line

These ones won't let me hold them an inch off the ground

[hot solstice]

maybe these ones just need skin-to-skin contact

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-movies-rule-good-movies-rule-payback-time-blain-minigun-gif-2185371058094007339

[wooden harbor]

yeh it can be a long road to socializing cats that dontlike being touched. i been working on one for 3 years now and only in the past few months has she gotten sociable enough to sleep near me or let me pet her for more than 10 seconds

[fluid heron]

We kept one of the first litter cats

she lets me hold her upside down

[wooden harbor]

meanwhile our male cat was all chummy with us within a month lol

[hot solstice]

one of my cats is from a weird litter and she is obsessive about being around me

this clown

her mom was a polydactyl dilute orange female which is basically a genetic outlier

[wooden harbor]

' i got my eye on you'

[hot solstice]

constantly, she likes to jumpscare me when i think i'm alone

[stoic girder]

Someone has to keep an eye out for the retarded cat that walks upright.

[hot solstice]

there's three others that bother me equally, if not more than that one

and i would kill myself before i let harm befall them

[visual stirrup]

five nights at zesty's

getting jumpscared by cats all hours of the night

[hot solstice]

i have recently been leaving my door open at night, something cranks their fucking silliness up to 20 as soon as they pass the threshold of my bedroom

[gleaming grove]

Calico

My 2nd fav cat color

[deep topaz]

your room is the playroom

[deep topaz]

calicos are always goofy

[gleaming grove]

I want either a Tux or a very black cat

Tabby is also the greatest color

[spring quail]

demons of temptation keep edging me to buy tarkov for spt

fuck it

gugga

[deep topaz]

sounds about right

[spring quail]

a pirate ship is like $25m for just the bare ass boat no radar no modern amenities no nothing

[idle veldt]

It’s fun man

[spring quail]

im doonlodin

[idle veldt]

But there aren’t the best mods for 4.0 tho

No realism mod yet

[spring quail]

i figured id just play plain ol plain for now

never tarkov'd before and i heard spt is better than their pve mode

[idle veldt]

Hope you like it king

It is

With mods as well

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/silent-hill-3-gugga-heather-mason-gif-5357979603412392235

im probably never gonna touch live lol

[idle veldt]

Live is also fun

I just find it impossible to do quests because other people kill me first

[spring quail]

am not pvp guy

i have gotten too old to sweat

[idle veldt]

Yah man it’s too stressful for me

And not fun to get raped everytime

[spring quail]

if i buy battlefield 6 it'll be to put bombs on a buggy or bike or whatever and do what i did best in 4

china rising silk road map with m2 slams on dirt bikes

the best

[stoic girder]

Only thing that makes Tarkov different from other extraction shooters is that you feel relieve after you extract.

In others you feel like you are having the time of your life.

The highs just aren't there man.

[spring quail]

duckov and FW made me feel like :

[stoic girder]

If you die you just feel bad.

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-tucker-friday-bye-felicia-shoo-go-away-gif-731248428772970022

gzw made me feel like :

https://tenor.com/view/engineer-dance-moves-grooves-gif-17227344

(steam loses connection and i lose my loadout)

[visual stirrup]

the cats do get a bit quirky at night

@tidal trellis

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/HTvEl2O.png

https://tenor.com/view/toad-toad-mario-shiver-shivering-gif-27501849

[deep topaz]

toad shaker

[spring quail]

are there toads in tarkov

https://tenor.com/view/frog-gif-20625731

like these ones

[deep topaz]

BSG are nowhere near cool enough to have toads

[spring quail]

BSG is dangerously close to GSC

like FOX and XOF

[idle veldt]

There is a place you can hear toads

And frog

[spring quail]

the frog spot

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-spinning-vinyl-animal-carnivorous-gif-17270183

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/gamabunta-gif-20777600

me when toads and frogs

[little mirage]

Bro

https://tenor.com/view/it's-over-over-it's-gif-3551756699416095564

Shit is bigger than the country

[deep topaz]

at least you're not in Taipei

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/honey-big-storm-comin-gif-11423954

[little mirage]

Dont know much their but they probs have better infrastructure

There is lots of complaints and social outcry over corruption and failure to use government money to prevent floods and natural disasters from this

[stoic girder]

Fucking Chinese weather machines.

[little mirage]

I used to live on the mountains there, they recently complained of flooding. Fucking flooding

[little mirage]

We live in a time where this could be real

[deep topaz]

one nice thing about being high up, no chance of flood

[little mirage]

We instead get severe landslides. Road closures. And now bad government infrastructure so flooding too

This shit sucks epstein cock

[deep topaz]

I am acquiring PEAK

[upper gulch]

are you using rcps3 or running on real hardware

[little mirage]

Careful the killzone one is actually a zip bomb

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/popo-2021-gif-24206134

dry in 3 seconds

[deep topaz]

thank god

[upper gulch]

or no thats ps3 games isnt it

[deep topaz]

PCSX2

[upper gulch]

ps2

[little mirage]

Do armored core for answer

[upper gulch]

have fun with peak

[little mirage]

Tho controls are stupid to fix

[spring quail]

ac4 on rpcs3 or xenia

choose

[deep topaz]

I'm only downloading games I used to own

I can only imagine where those discs are now

[spring quail]

in ur computer because you are downloading them

[upper gulch]

do you use a ps3 or xbox controller

[spring quail]

have both

[deep topaz]

isn't this the DS title?

[upper gulch]

xenia

[spring quail]

idr but its what you got if you couldnt afford new gen

[upper gulch]

actually maybe try rcps3

it say only issue is crashes after simulator battles

and doesnt have issue xenia does with rendering

[deep topaz]

what in the world

how do you make this a game

[upper gulch]

i think it was just release on 6th gen in general

[lean oak]

Screenshots pls

[upper gulch]

is all men

is made for homosexual men

[lean oak]

How do men breed

U r lying so u can enjoy the game alone

[spring quail]

dont forget this gem

[deep topaz]

PS2 was a strange era

[upper gulch]

apparently rcps3 runs darksouls 1 and 2 fine

[spring quail]

peak experimental

[spring quail]

how about demon's souls

i have a ps3 slim in my closet but euhg

[upper gulch]

it say it runs demon souls fine also

but looks like it needs lot of game specific settings and a mod to run if upscaling

[spring quail]

i wonder how much life my ps3 has in it

i didnt use it for much besides netflix because my helicopter ass mom wouldn't let me get M rated games

[upper gulch]

probably some

probably a lot

[solar breach]

in game day 62 of my morrowind playthrough i started today and ive already sacked my own great houses treasury and immediatley spent it on enchanting a fancy necklace

[upper gulch]

ive been playing and this has been my slowest playthrough for some reason

i just got to level 2 and i have like 8 hours in

usually i level up lot quicker

[deep topaz]

so peak

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/NSnaMNZ.png

[upper gulch]

im really wanting to do pure mage run on morrowind because everytime ive done magic ive gone for spellsword build

[solar breach]

im doing what i always do

spellthief

god i love money

[upper gulch]

i wish there was way like for daggerfall that i could restrict myself from using weapons so that i dont accidentally use one because it looks cool

[deep topaz]

pack it in guys, ultra homo is here

[solar breach]

[upper gulch]

there are good theif spells though

thief

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/WR6rQCQ.png

https://tenor.com/view/toast-gif-5463168119520839381

[solar breach]

im gonna break all your locks using a grand total of 25 magicka and then telekinesis everything valuable while sitting in the corner with a chamoleon amulet

[upper gulch]

a custom telekinesis spell is beautiful

[solar breach]

real talk the unlock spells have comically low magicka and skill requirements its nuts

i think at alt 50 i had open 100 PTs at like 70% chance

[upper gulch]

fr ive been using unlock on my non mage character who is like a 5 in alteration

and it work fine

is a really broken spell

[solar breach]

literally my raid on the treasury goes like

crouch in a corner

use unlock

take 0 damage from the traps cause i have a constant 80% magicka resistance

grab everything and leave while the ordinator gets stuck in a shelf

thats what i love so much about morrowind more than oblivion and skyrim

you can get some real crazy builds

[upper gulch]

ngl

i dont like oblivion

[solar breach]

it was the beginning of the enshittification

also as i stated previously turned sheogorath into the meme god

[upper gulch]

i think most of why lot of people like it is nostalgia

[solar breach]

i think i enjoyed the thieves guild line in oblivion the most, its been the most memorable since i played it as a kid for sure

other than that? its aight

i can have a lot more fun in tamriel rebuilt with stupider power scaling

[upper gulch]

i did thieves guild questline just to get cowl so i could kill and steal bunch of shit

that was only good part of it

[solar breach]

the only part i didnt like was the end dungeon

i fucking despise ayleid ruins

[upper gulch]

i did whole mages guild questline and got to arch mage and it was really underwhelming

[solar breach]

i liked the independent thievery parts, it made it feel more real

[solar breach]

for as big as a deal mannimarco is in lore

he was very underwhelming

[upper gulch]

yea whole questline was underwhelming and kind of tedious

it wasnt fun

[solar breach]

goddamn recomendations

kiss my ass mages guild

[upper gulch]

i kept doing it just so i could say i was archmage

[solar breach]

thats why im almost always telvanni

[upper gulch]

you also just love telvanni

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzkF7UVSYzw

[solar breach]

also locked the enchanting shit and spell making shit behind the college gates so unless you have frostspire or mod you cant just be a full independent mage

really annoying

[upper gulch]

manadnach

[spring quail]

i

am

NOT

manadnach

[upper gulch]

i wonder if is just slip up from va or was intentional

[upper gulch]

i forgot about that

i dont remember much about oblivion it was very easy to forget

and i only played like few months ago

[solar breach]

yeah cause you can sprint through 90% of the main questline

the entire game feels easy to skip

[stoic girder]

Killzone 1 sucked ass.

[solar breach]

thats what i did for the longest time was run through the deadlands to the sigil stones

[naive bison]

ladies ladies, leave me along type shift

[deep topaz]

yeah but GOW is peak

[stoic girder]

Says the Mf who keeps tagging me on lol posts like a needy ex.

[spring quail]

this is peaker

[upper gulch]

wish they remastered morrowind instead of oblivion

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1436406412950634727/togif.gif

[upper gulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1062140718791004301/1366892278815133736/VID_20240323_114343_269.gif

[solar breach]

my stance on remasters nowadays is "dont touch it youll just fuck it up"

[deep topaz]

https://youtu.be/Zmmhzo6fV14

holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!

[solar breach]

if they do remaster it im just

not gonna play them anyway

[deep topaz]

12 year old me would be foaming at the mouth if I saw this

[upper gulch]

oblivion remaster was fucked from start because oblivion just isnt good game

[stoic girder]

If they remastered Morrowind, it would be just Skyrim.

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot @stone blade @thick wadi @drifting mantle @stoic girder @vale sand
Just saw a video of a new extension for twitter that hides all posts from accounts located in India

[upper gulch]

i would be fine with that

[naive bison]

i can't post the video cause it has a slur

but if you can figure it out it's called j**tblock

[upper gulch]

just like how oblivion got like day 1 of remaster people made ton of mods for it

[solar breach]

oblivion was funny cause of the alien ass npcs

[stoic girder]

It's developed by Indians

[upper gulch]

overhauling combat for it and all that

[visual stirrup]

MODS

[solar breach]

the remaster made them horrendously ugly

[upper gulch]

people would do same for morrowind probably to add in old features that got take away

[visual stirrup]

🅱️an his 🅱️alls

[upper gulch]

i wonder how bethesda would take art direction for morrowind if they remaster it because morrowind was less cartoony than oblivion but i feel more fantastical

[stoic girder]

They would add markers.

[upper gulch]

thats fine

[stoic girder]

Because people just can't read.

[solar breach]

god knows if bethesda remasters morrowind they would take away pop je and noonans self insert

[upper gulch]

someone would make a mod to remove it probably

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1096329337759858718/1436511358144221224/65118788-017C-4047-AAF4-F22E6177E50F.jpg?ex=690fdef4&is=690e8d74&hm=923dbd389774200e69301d343f863c30f73e9aa02e30b434d1a4c76d4db491ae&=&format=webp

freakerU

[upper gulch]

freakerU

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/767344656383213578/1436332247228612711/RDT_20251106_161506.mp4?ex=690f3825&is=690de6a5&hm=b8c8d4e8cf355bc5b4279e13aa7ae17b80bd2e0caefa110b9fefb3ec7ce1f9c6&

[upper gulch]

actually they probably would just take same art direction as ESO

[visual stirrup]

PragerU
Thoroughly

[upper gulch]

i forgot morrowind is in ESO

[stoic girder]

False, I saw a 4chan post about someone's femboy getting boypreggers .

[solar breach]

the self loathing i feel when i cant find a room ive already been too in the redoran council hall and they would have the balls to take that away from me

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-11659851580373242545

[solar breach]

ESO for as shit as it can be is insightful lore wise

[stoic girder]

It's part of the experience.

[upper gulch]

i dont think eso is shit

[solar breach]

i said as shit as it can be

its not terrible

still an mmo at the end of the day

[upper gulch]

i feel like people just force hate on it because it isnt traditional to TES

[solar breach]

i played a bit

[naive bison]

genuinely would be a good addition to morrrowing cause holy FUCK

NUKE VIVEC

NO SURVIVORS

[solar breach]

its fun at times

tedious at others

[upper gulch]

i had fun on it but i didnt understand really how to level up or build a class properly

[naive bison]

TOTAL MORROWIND INTERIOR LOCATION DEATH

[upper gulch]

feel like it was kind of loose with classes

[vale sand]

how to only see ads

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-ishowspeed-agree-ishowspeed-yes-yes-gif-1530966591254236128

[solar breach]

the latest class arcanist was the one i chose, just cause i liked herma mora, turns out its the most busted class in the game rn and i couldnt really fuck up

[stoic girder]

They would probably remove the word that every npc calls you.

[upper gulch]

i think i did same thing

[deep topaz]

Wouldn't it be so super duper funny if yandex renamed to yamdex for April fools and only showed images of yams on the front page

[solar breach]

i was also extremely dissapointed because i like building houses but the vivec apartment has a furniture cap of like 15 items which is TERRIBLE

[upper gulch]

i remember being like damn i am just tanking these enemies way higher than me

[stoic girder]

Can't type it since it's automodded.

[solar breach]

the other houses are fine but the vivec apartment is super low idk why'

[deep topaz]

Prob memory limit

[upper gulch]

idk might be a issue with engine

[deep topaz]

Too much stuff outside

[solar breach]

yeah arcanist has like the highest DPS in the game rn with really good support and healing spells

a nerf will happen eventually

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/494467860198850562/1436466549505527838/ajPGRBG_460swp.webp?ex=690fb539&is=690e63b9&hm=ae4541676be74f84f0d3575f65e1a45267a52197f67fe741fa67083ab39b7d7e&=&format=webp

[solar breach]

still other than azura mora is my favorite and i will always take an oppurtunity to larp as a seeker of knowledge

[upper gulch]

ngl i think worst thing to be in morrowind would be using companions to fight and just being a healing mage for them

would be torture to play

[solar breach]

oh god

i never bother with any sort of follower

any escort missions even over a short distance i loathe

[upper gulch]

bro i was attacking dren plantation for daedric and ebony shit

[solar breach]

unlike oblivion and skyrim idk how to use the console to get them unstuck

[upper gulch]

i summon a flame atronach and it starts burning me instead

like what the fuck

i hate summons and followers in morrowind

[solar breach]

the best thing conjuration is good for is soul trapping golden saints for constant effects

[upper gulch]

what do you get

[solar breach]

thank GOD you are allowed to do that

[solar breach]

the highest tier of soul other than vivec

at 400

which is the minimum for constant effect enchants

so like passive health regen

or resistance

or shield

and golden saints are the only non unique to have that size of a soul

[upper gulch]

can you do it with azuras star or whatever it is

[solar breach]

yea

grand soul gems or azuras star

[vale sand]

not that it changes much, i started clicking "see less often" on all the political bullshit, then on the us sluts, now i get russian and ukranian sluts in my twitter notifications

[solar breach]

you need the star for vivecs soul tho

vivecs is 1000 btw

but by the time i can kill him without affecting the main story i dont need it as bad

[upper gulch]

yea

[river zealot]

Hey blood

[vale sand]

sup

[naive bison]

BloodOfSniper when CripOfScout walks in

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-scout-scout-tf2-team-fortress2-blu-scout-gif-26746247

[vale sand]

This bitch ain’t even looking half bad, even tho I have no clue what the post said

And she has some car repair service looking shit in Russian as the post reaction

[visual stirrup]

ukrainian

[spring quail]

wait a fuck

https://i.imgur.com/QodHUOM.png

a chevy tacoma???

[solar coral]

evil ahh mech im cooking up

[solar breach]

Hmmmmm

What a fascinating idea

[vale sand]

as if the post material isn't ripped from some website

[solar breach]

All the reliability issues with chevy and all the rust issues with Toyota

I like it

[solar breach]

Notice how well speeds face fits

Evidence that all black people look the same

[stoic girder]

Someone should make a mod.

[stoic girder]

[visual stirrup]

the text says something like "can't just walk past" (a mirror, the girl, something like that)

[solar breach]

[gleaming grove]

Bruh

[vale sand]

interesting

[gleaming grove]

50$ for 10 gallons

I am lowkey cooked

[vale sand]

would still be a good question why twitter now thinks i am interested in foreign thots

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[stoic girder]

Isn't it now calculated by engagement?

It's not you who is interested, it's the rest of X.

[vale sand]

i don't even use twitter lmao

[river zealot]

Collecting money for car repair for one of ther army battalions

[vale sand]

ah i thought you meant by my engagement with the content

[stoic girder]

I wonder what her cut is.

[river zealot]

0 most likely

[vale sand]

probably on the wrist

[river zealot]

Its a big battalion

They wouldnt pay a twitter whore for ads

[visual stirrup]

@river zealot
what the fuck does не проходимо повз mean?

[river zealot]

Don't walk past

More like

Dont you dare walk past

[visual stirrup]

can't

i had the right idea, then

thanks

[river zealot]

In a non threatening way

[stoic girder]

"You don't want to miss this"

Would probably be the localized translation.

[visual stirrup]

yeah
i'm also seeing it used in advertising, so that's probably a good translation

you don't want to miss these deals!

[river zealot]

Yeah that sounds good

[naive bison]

is it a garen video?

yep, it is

[spring quail]

make spt install faster

i have to work in the morning

[narrow sorrel]

could've been xin zhao or ryze

[drifting mantle]

Don't come to Europe brother

[narrow sorrel]

tf are you putting in

premium?

inb4 unleaded is a 4+ in California

[drifting mantle]

In Germany he would have paid around $88,50 for the same amount

And that's not premium

[solar breach]

Thank god we get 2.50 a gallon here

[narrow sorrel]

achtundachtzig Euro?

[drifting mantle]

Yes

[dreamy flax]

📦 10.6gal (gallons) is equal to 40.125l (liters)

[narrow sorrel]

2.2 per litre?

[drifting mantle]

1 Gallon is around 4,5 liter
1 liter costs around 1,70€
1,00€ is currently Worth 1,16$

[narrow sorrel]

I forgor, south carolina or alaska

[solar breach]

Louisiana

[narrow sorrel]

eh really?

[vale sand]

And still, I am very happy that I was born here

[narrow sorrel]

2.5 gas in louisiana

diso mio

[drifting mantle]

Lmao, now 10 gallons are 37 liter... Not even the Internet can convert these units

[solar breach]

Environmental destruction.... a cheap price to pay for cheap gas

[narrow sorrel]

Would switzerland or austria have been an upgrade in your eyes?

[gleaming grove]

Yeh premium

[drifting mantle]

True, but they do their best to change that

[gleaming grove]

Used to be 4.00 per gal

Now its 4.6

Fml

[solar breach]

Clearly Bulgaria is the superior country

[narrow sorrel]

Local oil rig workers probably dont want to come back to shore and pay 4 bux a gallon

[vale sand]

I mean, I doubt that either of them would've made that much of a difference

[drifting mantle]

Switzerland for sure

[gleaming grove]

I miss seeing 1 gallon premium for 1.29 USD in Texas

[narrow sorrel]

Show me your Mensur scars HAL

Where on the doll are your mensur scars

[vale sand]

But I am very happy that I was not born in India or Brazil

Or China

[narrow sorrel]

Were you even in the States when that happened?

[gleaming grove]

I was in Texas yes

It was infact only 5 months ago

[narrow sorrel]

I was fortunate enough to be born in Beijing and unfortunate enough to get spirited to the USA

[gleaming grove]

To be fair

Worse case scenario you could be born in North Korea or any African countries

So ig just be glad you are born in somewhat a normal country

[spring quail]

we had gas at 1.47/gal in rural georgia/alabama along the state line for a while when i was a teenager

[vale sand]

I could say something now but I think that would go a bit too far

So let's keep it at that

[gleaming grove]

Born on Mars

[narrow sorrel]

I only remember 2/gal, maybe 1.95 on a good day but this was outer metro atl.

I DO remember not having school because "lol we cant afford the gas for buses so nobody goes to school today"

[spring quail]

i only went to stations in BFE that had cheap gas and a big bubba selling boiled peanuts under a tent in the parking lot

[vale sand]

More like, I don't think those countries would've made a difference, I would've most likely not even survived for long enough in either to know the difference

[narrow sorrel]

where is the alternate Kaliningrad BloodOfSniper

[vale sand]

Gambling

[spring quail]

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they made half life 2 with mecha and chromatic abberation

[gleaming grove]

I wondered

Russian BloodofSniper or American BloodofSniper

[vale sand]

Are you legally allowed to own firearms in Russia?

[gleaming grove]

I think you do

To be fair you can own gun in Germany too

[vale sand]

Then Russian

[vale sand]

Under extremely strict regulations, extremely retardedly strict and even then you can't just own whatever you want

[narrow sorrel]

So it's the bastard child of HL2 and Titanfall?

[drifting mantle]

You need a license

[narrow sorrel]

you need a loicense

[vale sand]

Well, you do in the US as well

[gleaming grove]

I think the same in Russia too

[spring quail]

i think so

whoops

[drifting mantle]

And in Germany as well

[gleaming grove]

You can only own smoothbore guns or shotgun for the first few 10 years?

Before you can own rifle

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 Russian BloodOfSniper is a silovik

[vale sand]

Yeah but in Germany you're restricted to sports rifles unless you're in a Hunting Club, no?

[gleaming grove]

So technically in that 10 years Blood can own a VPO 209

Which is a .366TKM AK

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/nPpNq8Q.jpeg

quarter life

[gleaming grove]

Full life?

[spring quail]

consequences

[gleaming grove]

Unforseen one

[drifting mantle]

Oh yeah, rifles are heavily restricted

[narrow sorrel]

and handguns?

[vale sand]

Then American, it's so much easier to get weapons there

[gleaming grove]

Depends on states

[vale sand]

And it's easier to sell shit to the people there

[gleaming grove]

Depends on states

[narrow sorrel]

Does Germany still have innawoods hunters?

[gleaming grove]

To be fair if its easy to smuggle guns in US

Its not too different anywhere else in the world

[drifting mantle]

Handguns are not so much regulated. You can own a 50. cal if you want

[gleaming grove]

If generally thats what you are fearing

[narrow sorrel]

a short-barrel destructive device

[gleaming grove]

50 cal

My bruder are you owning an anti tank cannon

[vale sand]

I mean, I would prefer living in Texas if I already get to choose the country

[narrow sorrel]

Some borders are more closely controlled than other borders

[gleaming grove]

Alaska

[narrow sorrel]

Cuppert have you seen pumpkin scissors?

[vale sand]

Or there, I love the cold

[gleaming grove]

To be fair Alaska has no incometax

If you can accept living mostly quiet life then yeh Alaska is

[spring quail]

alaska also has the permanent fund or whatever

[drifting mantle]

I may not be allowed to own a 5,56 rifle, but I am putting 50 cal into the pistol

[gleaming grove]

The what

Pumpkin scissor?

[narrow sorrel]

goofy anime about a guy with an anti-tank handgun

[spring quail]

is not the same 50