#🎪bruh-fart

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silent pawn
prisma venture
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explain this

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explain it to me

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please

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im telling u alines are fucking real

silent pawn
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It's aliens

prisma venture
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thats what im saying bro

bold kettle
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actually thats bob

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my uncle

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he uh

prisma venture
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ohh say hi to him

bold kettle
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drunk driving

prisma venture
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i havnt seen him in while

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is he okey?

bold kettle
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no hes bob

prisma venture
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i know i know bob

bold kettle
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b o b

prisma venture
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his wife okey?

bold kettle
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i dont have a wife

prisma venture
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u got divorce ?

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shiit she was bitch anyways

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who got the kids?

bold kettle
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the irs

prisma venture
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irs?

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i dont play by that

idle veldt
idle veldt
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I could tell you what it COULD be

prisma venture
prisma venture
placid sail
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americans are absolutely fascinated by aliens

idle veldt
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Disclosure is coming out on HBO???

prisma venture
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sush

placid sail
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if we ever find any actual aliens, and they have CARS and GUNS, americans are going to lose their fucking minds

idle veldt
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And not like

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A leaker

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In the government

prisma venture
silent pawn
idle veldt
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Or former governemnt employees showing off evidence

bold kettle
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if i were aliens id stay away from earth, ghetto ass planet

silent pawn
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I get 22.7 miles to the glorpjoule

prisma venture
silent pawn
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Imma rechamber my ar-15 in 7.9 florpspike

idle veldt
prisma venture
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yeah

idle veldt
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Why not a news source

placid sail
prisma venture
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i dunno

idle veldt
silent pawn
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Aliens but it's the 3-body problem kind

prisma venture
placid sail
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the prospect is thrilling, but nothing to work with so far, can't be bothered to drool over any UFO sighting and go I BELIIIIV

prisma venture
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cool if we meet some aline man

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just imagine if we get drunk with alines or some shit

placid sail
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mexican ufo mummy was funny as fuck though

idle veldt
placid sail
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ayyy lmao

idle veldt
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It was sad

prisma venture
idle veldt
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I bet shifty believed it

prisma venture
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nah

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i would eat him tho

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looks yummy

idle veldt
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Oh not this one but the shitty FLIR video

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That’s for SURE

deep topaz
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I think considering the size of the universe, having no aliens is unlikely

idle veldt
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Obviously there are aliens

prisma venture
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yeah

idle veldt
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They just haven’t come to earth yet

prisma venture
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they might still be unga bunga cave alines

idle veldt
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Life is 100% possible on other planets

prisma venture
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we might be the most advance alines in universe and if thats real we are fucked

idle veldt
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Maybe in our solar system

placid sail
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so far, we plainly don't know shit about the universe, despite what may seem

prisma venture
idle veldt
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Shifty it would be cool if there were alien evidence but it’s not going to come out through a documentary

stoic girder
deep topaz
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That's what's gonna happen

prisma venture
deep topaz
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If we find em

idle veldt
prisma venture
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and just imagine if they have

placid sail
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eh I dunno

stoic girder
prisma venture
placid sail
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would have been funny, but also existentially dreadful

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but doesn't seem like it

prisma venture
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yeah its funn idea but i dont think thats the case

prisma venture
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tits

idle veldt
fallow spruce
placid sail
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first thing to figure out for any plausible guess is to find out how truly rare or common it is for organic life to self-start on any exogenic earth-like planet

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or in general

prisma venture
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if u think about it we are really fucking lucky

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like holy shit lucky

placid sail
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that's right shifty

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with this kind of luck, it is a shame to not go gamble some money

prisma venture
placid sail
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smh

prisma venture
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nooo

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noo gamba

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no

fallow spruce
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who says that thousands of years ago aliens havent already visited this plane of existence and we are really just a social experiment put together by aliens for the intergalatic youtube community

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you are just part of some 384 year old glorgonite omicronians tiktok

prisma venture
fallow spruce
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yea i think me and you are just part of pornstation

deep topaz
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If they've seen everyone crank off, I wonder who's their favorite, throughout all of human history

fallow spruce
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who says its the humans

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maybe aliens have niche taste

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i just hope if aliens exist that there is some kind of twilek alien like from star wars

prisma venture
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horny ahhh

fallow spruce
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aayla secura where are thou

dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 lek

/lek/ - v. 1)a) ([often] foll. by 'bra', 'this guy', etc.) colloq. use ones sight; turn ones eyes in some [direction]. b) turn ones eyes on; [examine]. c) 'look at'

  1. lek [this guy] bra!
  2. lek!.. [fuck this] guy has a [small penis]!
stark gull
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Hwa?

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Huh?

deep topaz
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Who's aayla

fallow spruce
# prisma venture horny ahhh

what other purpose is there for aliens to be a thing of existence other then to exploit them i mean marry and love them

narrow lotus
deep topaz
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My heart still belongs to ashoka

fallow spruce
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the question isnt do aliens exist

deep topaz
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Asoka

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Whichever

fallow spruce
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the questio nis can we **** them

prisma venture
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oh yeah suck on my jagon

deep topaz
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What's the name of that alien lady in star wars with the white painted face and the red dots

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Same sort of hair thing as ashoka

fallow spruce
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these are the basic aliens

prisma venture
prisma venture
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not the space police

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"why did finland died"

fallow spruce
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oh noooooooooo finland 🙁 :(]

stoic girder
prisma venture
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almost 10 hours btw

stoic girder
prisma venture
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some shit under the ice

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or something like that

placid sail
idle veldt
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They found things that would only be around if there was life previously

stoic girder
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Can't go get it because money has to go to Africa pepew

placid sail
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promising, but far from a conclusion of organic life self-start

stoic girder
fallow spruce
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do you guys reckon we are invited

prisma venture
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hold on

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WTF

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so peolpe can have this pfp

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but i cant say shit about other people

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like tf

fallow spruce
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i see something much worse as a pfp in that screencap actually

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but i cant comment on it

lapis zinc
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The chef hat

deep topaz
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Chef...

prisma venture
prisma venture
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HELL NAH

fallow spruce
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im talking about this

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who will set the record time...place ur bets

lapis zinc
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The Russians regularly break 20 hours

prisma venture
lapis zinc
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Yeah

stoic girder
naive bison
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@narrow lotus what is this man

prisma venture
naive bison
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@river zealot

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how is he not permad

fallow spruce
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uve been warmed

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warned

lapis zinc
fallow spruce
naive bison
river zealot
naive bison
lapis zinc
fallow spruce
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married........................................

fallow spruce
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10 hour discord call

naive bison
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you have the right to remain silent artem

prisma venture
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its married

naive bison
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and not self-report

river zealot
stoic girder
river zealot
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I refuse to answer any further questions

fallow spruce
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🙁

bold kettle
naive bison
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cause i would save it

river zealot
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Give me a minute

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Ill get off my shitter and make it

prisma venture
stoic girder
stark gull
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Scary stuff

narrow lotus
fallow spruce
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arent those dragons

stark gull
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I don't think it's AI

tidal trellis
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eitherway, unwholesome

fallow spruce
narrow lotus
tidal trellis
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NO

river zealot
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@narrow lotus does it show if im playing any games

narrow lotus
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yes u play dispatch for 8 hours

river zealot
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yes

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i was

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sleeping

prisma venture
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yo

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is this dispatch game good?

prisma venture
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not loading

river zealot
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noticed

prisma venture
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ah

river zealot
prisma venture
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tho

river zealot
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its a gif

naive bison
river zealot
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@narrow lotus what monster should i get

naive bison
prisma venture
river zealot
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ive just been drinking aussie lemonade

naive bison
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your mom favorite

bold kettle
river zealot
deep topaz
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I like C4 cosmic rainbow

river zealot
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your mother likes that one too

naive bison
river zealot
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i love this fucking dog

river zealot
prisma venture
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bro spoiled it

naive bison
prisma venture
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where did that come from

deep topaz
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The lion does not concern himself with diameter limitations

fallow spruce
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almost 10 hours

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🥳 🎉

pale ingot
fallow spruce
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i want to but

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im scared

idle veldt
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I will

fallow spruce
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there is something scary going on in there

prisma venture
fallow spruce
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if you guys do it....then i will to

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do we sing happy birthday?

idle veldt
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I’m just gonna say congratulations and start clapping

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Like the end of Eva

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fortnite discord quest

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this is what i deserve for opening on pc

stuck elm
# naive bison

MY NAME IS BEEF AND I’M NAKED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

idle veldt
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mr elecrtric

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send him to the principles office and have him expelled

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you took my dream journal

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I DID NOT

deep topaz
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I think they must measure your ass whenever you're getting hired for a medical job

narrow lotus
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if HAMAS invaded Doncaster maybe we would have finally gotten rid of them

deep topaz
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Family therapist came through with a huge dumper

idle veldt
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what the fucjk is doncaster

narrow lotus
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@dreamy flax What is Doncaster

dreamy flaxBOT
# narrow lotus <@267941509272174592> What is Doncaster

Doncaster is a town in South Yorkshire, England. It's known for its rich history, including a bustling market and a significant railway connection. The place has its fair share of industries and is often associated with the Doncaster Racecourse. So, it’s kind of a mixed bag—a bit charming, a bit drab. Just your average town, really.

fallow spruce
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good woman

narrow lotus
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prob city in britishland

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yeah

fallow spruce
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should be more women like her

idle veldt
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its by shefffield

fallow spruce
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maybe europe wouldnt be such a shithole

idle veldt
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shifty

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known for its rioch history- AVERAGE TOWN

naive bison
deep topaz
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If any city ends with -ster it's probably British

naive bison
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that's all im gonna say

idle veldt
deep topaz
deep topaz
idle veldt
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there is a glocester VA

sleek zinc
deep topaz
naive bison
stoic girder
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Clearly the people there have to be getting airdropped.

gleaming grove
tidal trellis
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golf

idle veldt
idle veldt
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🎉

fallow spruce
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hmmm

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interesting convo

tight rune
pale ingot
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tried to join lobby 1 and they were immediately too annoying

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how are you in there bro @fallow spruce

fallow spruce
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because autistic ppl are funny to me

pale ingot
fallow spruce
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hey now

gleaming grove
pale ingot
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miyabi, lock it in

fallow spruce
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i see him in plenty memes

pale ingot
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joeyy

thick wadi
fallow spruce
pale ingot
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but; gae

thick wadi
fallow spruce
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i dont understand

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gae???

narrow lotus
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@coarse bear how are u feeling kitten

pale ingot
deep topaz
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I think I'd puke if someone blew smoke into my mouth

narrow lotus
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Signalis

pale ingot
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my ass would have a coughing fit

naive bison
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getting carried hard while playing like a disgusting pig

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god fucking bless

river zealot
narrow lotus
river zealot
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i love this little thing

naive bison
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god bless

narrow lotus
narrow lotus
pale ingot
thick wadi
naive bison
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can we stop goonposting

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you absolute fucking

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nvm

naive bison
narrow lotus
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You are posting your GOLD 3 LOL RANKED MATCH man

naive bison
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i missed the respond button

narrow lotus
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literally everything is better than that

naive bison
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i would tell him to kill yourself

naive bison
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i would try to keep it secret

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i hate cigarette smoke and i do not smoke

deep topaz
narrow lotus
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i do not smoek either

thick wadi
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i only did for the first time recently

narrow lotus
thick wadi
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not something id do regularly

naive bison
deep topaz
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I smoke a cigar like once every 3 months and it's still gross

naive bison
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you are still rank 0 on arena

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and i dont say anything

naive bison
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retard?

thick wadi
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if you are drawing it into your lungs that much

deep topaz
deep topaz
# thick wadi i mean

I've never had it happen to me, I just feel like I'd freak out and inhale, then have a coughing fit

thick wadi
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ah

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yeah i totally did that the first time

high wing
high wing
idle veldt
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What is a Cronus

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Cronus deez nuts

thick wadi
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cheating device for consoles

high wing
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that wasnt even a good one

idle veldt
thick wadi
high wing
narrow lotus
naive bison
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"i use it to use a ps5 controller instead of the xbox one"

narrow lotus
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he really thinks im gonna even consider his shit

naive bison
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picture shows him using the xbox controller

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what a fucking spastic

naive bison
high wing
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the dude is crashing out hard too

naive bison
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breast size

high wing
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like his tweets are insanely ramblings

narrow lotus
obtuse narwhal
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i have a goonfart gif but i cant post it because it has the n word

deep topaz
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Good enough

eager igloo
high wing
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not the guy that outed him trying to backtrack 😭

naive bison
high wing
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this shit is so funny

naive bison
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why is he a meatball

coarse bear
high wing
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So I been seeing the controversy going around about ndodge and how he owns a zen and uses a zen.Well I'm the one who leaked that screenshot for the trolls because we was on bad terms and now that I look back on it,it's dumb he bought the zen because he wanted to use his ps5 1/2

coarse bear
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Even better, cold from visiting brother thumbsUp2x

deep topaz
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Tell him to warm up

thick wadi
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respiratory infection kicking my ass

coarse bear
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(If he visits while sick again, I'm burying him alive)

thick wadi
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@narrow lotus wyd on arena bbg

deep topaz
naive bison
thick wadi
narrow lotus
naive bison
narrow lotus
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U got Flu ggs

naive bison
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penicilin pills

deep topaz
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Have antibiotics on hand if at all possible

narrow lotus
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cyanide pills are very good for ranked games @naive bison

lapis zinc
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gas station dick pills would make you right as rain

naive bison
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why are you doing this bro

deep topaz
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Docs say not to use them but that's cause we gotta worry about the 0.001% that are gonna eat them like candy and make super germs

narrow lotus
bold kettle
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its not my fault they taste so fucking good

coarse bear
stoic girder
coarse bear
tame halo
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6 7

pale ingot
thick wadi
tame halo
stoic girder
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Tumblr artist, clearly.

thick wadi
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they just look like heavily stylized characters to me so yeah

coarse bear
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Must be that One Piece guy

pale ingot
slender rock
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Leon fit

bold kettle
deep topaz
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This is steam's old-school CRPG bundle. Is this true?

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Are they good?

eager igloo
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Do I buy kcd2 gold

pale ingot
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oh yeah doesnt kcd2 have a free weekend rn

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till the 10th

fossil swan
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ham baaa

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a venit coletu

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dupa 7 ani si 4 deceni

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mi-au venit manusile

pale ingot
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ce manusi ca nu stiu daca mi-ai zis de asta

fossil swan
still phoenix
toxic sundial
deep topaz
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ACHs are cool

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If this is true, it makes a lot of sense

dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 sheep shagger

[A person] who sneaks into [a farm] and has [sexual intercourse] wuth them.

john:hey [guess what] i saw?

Terry:What?

John:Mel Gibson [sneaking] into a farm

Terry:That [dirty sheep] shagger

deep topaz
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I never understand the use of [brackets] around certain words

naive bison
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that leads to the definition of that word

deep topaz
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Makes sense

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Cause otherwise it wouldn't

wide bone
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PENIS ATACK

deep topaz
tepid crest
naive bison
# tepid crest

is that even theoretically possible within human lifespan?

tepid crest
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yep

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you just need hardbass music and all good

deep topaz
deep topaz
naive bison
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iirc the glitch to get them was like

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trade stalkers as they are pushing you mid walking

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or sth

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BRO

deep topaz
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Natural 2 guitars is almost impossible

stark gull
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He was a good stalker

naive bison
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@narrow lotus @thick wadi @river zealot @stone blade VONZA PLAYING TWITCH RIVALS
ITS ON LABS
DEVS GIVE YOU GEAR
GIVE YOU ALL KEYS FOR LABS
YOU CANT PUT THEM IN THE CONTAINER

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it's actually embarassing

thick wadi
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classic

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tourney acc container moment

dreamy flaxBOT
naive bison
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OH I FORGOT
TRADERS HAVE LIMITS AND TIMED RESETS

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90 BULLETS OF 56A1 PER TOURNAMENT

deep topaz
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Double post

narrow lotus
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i do not understand why they do this but whatever

river zealot
# tepid crest

Doesnt garbage in Chernobyl has a corner with like a billion artifacts

naive bison
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btw you get $1250 USD PER PERSON JUST FOR ATTENDING

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YOU LEGIT GET AN UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK

paper schooner
primal rapids
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Turn bullets into currency, party like it’s Metro

paper schooner
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underrail is based

deep topaz
stoic girder
deep topaz
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Age of decadence looks cool. CRPG where you're a normal guy

primal rapids
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I’ve heard Underrail is rage-inducing with difficulty sometimes

river zealot
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@naive bison

naive bison
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@narrow lotus @river zealot you are able to queue any map, they didn't lock it just to labs @thick wadi

tepid crest
naive bison
river zealot
thick wadi
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for bsg

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amateur hour is every hour

narrow lotus
tepid crest
narrow lotus
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Fuck you 343

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ruining a franchise

naive bison
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its wwhatever

deep topaz
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Don't worry bro they're just tanking stock value so some big nose company can buy them

narrow lotus
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Xal's mind is always on cock

naive bison
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yours is bro

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i thought he's talking about jews

deep topaz
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What's the name of the if I speak big trouble emote

lapis zinc
toxic sundial
narrow lotus
narrow lotus
naive bison
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sir i saw you talk about cocks when that's not what i was talking about

narrow lotus
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i laughed

thick wadi
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long nose = cock

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???

naive bison
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nothing wrong with it

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just keep it to yourself

thick wadi
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or a tarkov player

naive bison
thick wadi
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ok league player you are the expert after all

narrow lotus
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like i dont understand why he keeps talking

naive bison
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@narrow lotus bro vonza hasnt even played a single match yet and perma complaining already omegakekw

naive bison
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last wipe he had a "ROAD TO 10 BILLION" in all stream titles

narrow lotus
naive bison
upper gulch
naive bison
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take it back

naive bison
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😈

upper gulch
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yes evil cat

thick wadi
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dudes just be dead everywhere

naive bison
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they always look like a grenade blew them to the side

thick wadi
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wouldnt ya know

naive bison
deep topaz
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You need some easy fodder for the big guys

narrow lotus
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@grizzled meadow

thick wadi
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tarkov tournaments are so worthless

naive bison
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@narrow lotus THERES HARDCORE RULES IN RIVALS

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I FUCKING CANT

grizzled meadow
naive bison
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CANT PUT MEDS IN ASS EITHER

naive bison
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ITS SO OVER

grizzled meadow
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Shut up Cockrider

thick wadi
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i mean they play on the live build

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they play on live servers

narrow lotus
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yeah

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yeah that is true

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personally , they should just pull the plug on twitch rivals idk who watches

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like who is even remotely interested in that

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even with drops its literally 8 days before wipe who CARES

thick wadi
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so some body going to labs for the event can get dumped by event streamers

naive bison
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@narrow lotus @thick wadi

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it just keeps going

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tarkov is the wound that keeps on infecting

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instead of the gift that keeps on giving

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pus ridden game bro

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bsg gotta open a bakery cause this shit is buns

tidal trellis
thick wadi
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vonza covered in arbys sauce getting swatted

narrow lotus
thick wadi
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the vonza ai vids are so funny

narrow lotus
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Vonza chanting muslim battle song

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i cant

naive bison
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bro cant order arbys pulled pork sandwiches anymorre

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he converted

toxic sundial
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diet sprite and 2 hawaiian rolls for lunch

naive bison
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@narrow lotus @thick wadi BROOOOOO THE STASH IS THE SMALLEST SIZE

thick wadi
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💀

naive bison
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKA

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HOW ARE THEY ALLOWED TO DO THIS

thick wadi
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why does he have so much m855

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lmfao

naive bison
thick wadi
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thanks bsg

naive bison
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its genuinely so fucking racist

placid sail
visual stirrup
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@tidal trellis

tidal trellis
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I'm playign something with my friend madge shoo

visual stirrup
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right on schedule

narrow sorrel
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"something'

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wutcha playing thenclueless

deep topaz
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Soggy biscuit

tidal trellis
narrow sorrel
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good taste GrokChadGAMMA

visual stirrup
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the biscuit?

tidal trellis
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reign of chaos and frozen throne, both custom co-op maps

visual stirrup
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probably tastes good to flop, yeah

dreamy flaxBOT
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Gontyuk Sergey is a faggot
-# gtranslate Translated from :flag_ru: Russian to :flag_gb: English

narrow lotus
narrow sorrel
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...where did you find this

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What source are you translating from clueless

narrow lotus
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guy's name

visual stirrup
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iedy just posting slurs in chat again

narrow sorrel
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Who the fuck is gontyuk sergey?!

visual stirrup
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the russian isn't even grammatically correct, for some reason

narrow sorrel
visual stirrup
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or maybe that slur is formatted like a surname

naive bison
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it's so unfortunate

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turret damage

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@narrow lotus

deep topaz
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Close

arctic pawn
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league?

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for real?

deep topaz
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At least pooconsumer got on the board

arctic pawn
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pooconsumer9000

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lastest model

toxic sundial
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mfw the unstoppable march of time is unstoppable

fallow trellis
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american ochestral music

pale ingot
fallow trellis
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ever wonder why there was ice cream in zootopia

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like where is the milk from if theyre all furries

bold kettle
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well

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im guessing its the other way around

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theres probably humans

fallow trellis
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thats even worse

bold kettle
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but its not humanoid humans

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i mean think about it

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if the animals are humanoid

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then the humans probably look really retarded

pale ingot
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so loike

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nvm i was about to get racist

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carry on

bold kettle
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no im done all good

pale ingot
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no no carry on

bold kettle
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no literally, thats all i was going to say

primal rapids
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Started a new run of Pacific Drive except on a much higher difficulty and my car is now a Ferrari

bold kettle
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well if you insist

primal rapids
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Do what

pale ingot
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be gae

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how do you change your fuckass cars model

primal rapids
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Because like driver, like car

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Also, nexus mods

pale ingot
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fair nuff

pale ingot
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shuold i play rn or go sleep.. @primal rapids

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pacif ic.. . driv..

primal rapids
pale ingot
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for nwo im eepy and i wanna sleep

pale ingot
bold kettle
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what is it from

pale ingot
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vtuber

bold kettle
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i shouldve known

primal rapids
stark gull
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"Top funniest vtuber moments"
Look inside
Sex "jokes"

lapis zinc
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Brain tumor inducing

bold kettle
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yes, sex should not be funny. it is very serious and should only serve reproduction

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please sign my petition

stark gull
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No need to paint me as some prude

stark gull
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But they got only one trick to keep audience engaged

pale ingot
pale ingot
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the civilized world

river zealot
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@naive bison

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womp womp

bold kettle
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in a parallel universe there are meattubers

pale ingot
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no we have those

bold kettle
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no i mean anime characters but they use meat

pale ingot
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how do they use meat

bold kettle
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like their model

pale ingot
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like are we summoning a flesh homunculus to act as a virtual avatar

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what do you mean

bold kettle
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nonono not in like a flesh harvester way

pale ingot
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like the grunt from amnesia

bold kettle
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i mean they are anime irl and they use realistic humans for their models

pale ingot
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i understand it now

bold kettle
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its like in spongebob where he jorks it to irl coral

pale ingot
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insane bob..

bold kettle
fallow trellis
slender rock
stoic girder
pale ingot
pale ingot
bold kettle
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it looks healthy but also like a ground texture from hl2

pale ingot
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you could do with a bit more liquid in your life man

slender rock
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I want to feel the dry glass like shards scrape the flegm from my throat

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All the dust and shit

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Ugh

pale ingot
slender rock
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Yes

pale ingot
slender rock
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Yes

pale ingot
primal rapids
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My suggestion for a cool and good nonlethal grenade is a small explosive charge inside a fiberglass shell

slender rock
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Do

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They come in mango flavor

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Perchance

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Also

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The last tenants broke the damn door thingy for the dishwasher

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Mfs

fallow trellis
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I realized why dead by daylight is popular with female gamers

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Mind games is the literal term for on the fly strategies

fallow trellis
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its november

primal kayak
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Yes, that's true

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You're right

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I should also wish you all a happy november

crude oak
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tried running after 3 years, my condition so ass that my next goal is getting addicted to crack cocaine and dying on a street off a starvation

primal kayak
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Is that you?

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You've got a good form

austere shadow
crude oak
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where never attempted option

crude oak
fallow trellis
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do some squats

crude oak
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should've jogged at 3 am like back in the day, got hella fucking annoyed by all the cars passing, fucking CIA following me everywhere to demotivate me

stoic girder
fallow trellis
fallow trellis
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I fucking hate nasus players because all they want to do is play cookie clicker

primal kayak
deep topaz
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Please God do not agitate it

arctic pawn
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not this shit again

deep topaz
stoic girder
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Then they walk down mid and solo everyone.

primal kayak
fallow trellis
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at one point everyone built for HP and the naus was confused why he couldnt one shot the squishes anymore

primal kayak
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Didn't he play in the titanic film

fallow trellis
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how come there was a film about a tragedy like titanic

fallow trellis
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but not for 911

primal kayak
crude oak
manic cave
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jet fuel cant melt steel beams

primal kayak
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The iceberg wasn't hired by the cia tho

deep topaz
primal kayak
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That would actually be brutal

fallow trellis
deep topaz
fallow trellis
deep topaz
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Because everyone is dead, lol

primal kayak
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There was no airplane after that

deep topaz
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And then you get the tower 7 side of the story where the building gets leveled for no reason

arctic pawn
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sounds racist

deep topaz
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White chick who only has mixed kids

scenic field
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^

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Coalburner

manic cave
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checks out.

scenic field
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Yup lol

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Is that m&p?

manic cave
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I think, thought i'm unsure.

scenic field
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The cops here all use s&w pistols and patrol rifles

arctic pawn
deep topaz
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I'm surprised there's no YC9 with "poor"

arctic pawn
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so its not racist

crude oak
# deep topaz

might be gun head but won't even attempt to get fluent in knowing all the pistols, there is shit ton off these, just stick to beretta or HK for f sake

arctic pawn
deep topaz
manic cave
crude oak
crude oak
manic cave
crude oak
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they wear high heels with those .40s too?

deep topaz
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Idk why you'd pick .40 over 10mm

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Maybe the ammo is cheaper

manic cave
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I've also seen some units carrying around EF-88's.

deep topaz
crude oak
placid sail
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mass effect 1 completed

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still hits the spot after all these years

manic cave
crude oak
placid sail
# manic cave

haha no I ain't paying for some shitty reskin with a full released game price, thanks

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I'm just booting up some ancient copies on my steam account

manic cave
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Was like $20 AUD.

placid sail
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oh and also this minor detail

manic cave
crude oak
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not in his region i guess

placid sail
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no matter, I still own old copies

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time to be a cerberus' bitch now

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okay this is confusing

manic cave
#

ah

deep topaz
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Not me, threads woman

lapis zinc
placid sail
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well

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ngl secondary quests are a snooze

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drop on a badly textured bumpy planet, search for shit, kill shit, bail out, repeat

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but the game was made before the invention of electricity and modern gamedev so it's understandable

deep topaz
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I think it would be cool if some games started a main quest as a side quest. Or just all quests as regular quests. You have to progress the lines to figure out if this is a short fling or if it has grander implications

placid sail
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ah so apparently the difference between mass effect 2 and mass effect 2 edition (??? edition of what) is that "edition" has all the dlcs installed already

deep topaz
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So like, your character doesn't know if what they're doing is important yet

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Aside from an obvious overarching goal

placid sail
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if it's completely inconspicuous, the player will think it's just some grind and if it's not a grindr enjoyer they'll drop it

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I skipped a bunch of secondary quests because of that, they're just bland go there, find, kill shit

frail scaffold
deep topaz
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Obviously a main quest isn't going to start off with something super innocuous

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Something with a little pizazz

placid sail
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which actually turned out tricky because amidst those bland ones where some pretty important secondary quests like going to the Earth's moon and clearing out some rogue VI bunker and getting your specialization class

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and you couldn't tell it's anything special except daddy admiral gives you a little call beforehand

grizzled meadow
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Are you playing ME busy

placid sail
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or a geth secondary that is a slog too, but you get some important data on them afterwards, I gave my future wife Tali the copy

placid sail
grizzled meadow
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Why are you talking and showing ME if you're not playing it

placid sail
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a hint of that it's not just nothing burger

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if you do it subtle and good, it works

drifting mantle
placid sail
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it's a shame I don't have ME3 on steam, I wanted to use one continuous metasave

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but pirated one should probably fetch it alright

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I mean

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legally bought elsewhere copy, of course

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which I can't buy because I'm a war criminal or something

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but it will definitely be very legal, trust

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also it's funny how there's assault guns, sniper rifles and shit

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but I just got myself a pistol and some biotics

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you say "fuller auto"

lapis zinc
placid sail
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and that one dinky pistol mows down ANYTHING

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AAAAANYTHING

lapis zinc
#

Hurricane smg my beloved

placid sail
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but it was indeed a nice touch

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also so based of him to be cool with me even after when I took of on normandy from a ground arrest and out of the citadel

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"hey bby boy shepard it's all cool could you slay those baddies in this system for me"

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right away sir

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actually he never mentioned it at all

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just completely ignored the whole cituation, based

deep topaz
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If you're willing to kill for someone, that's quite a heavy thing to do in terms of trust

placid sail
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I headcanon it as a conscious decision and not a sequence oversight

lapis zinc
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It makes sense considering the lockdown was an order from civilian govt and he couldn't care less

placid sail
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(because the devs probably didn't expect anyone to finish off secondary quests after booking it from the citadel)

lapis zinc
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That too

placid sail
placid sail
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but we humans we roll haters gonna hate

deep topaz
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They weren't made in gods image

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Who cares what they think

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Lick the shit off my boot before I cap you

placid sail
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imagine being a floating sentient jellyfish with a body mass of an infant and thinking we're on the same level field

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you're lucky you speak funny and polite or I'm gonna punch through you without any biotics like a melon

lapis zinc
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Like if you kill the council they just get replaced

placid sail
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oh they will need to be replaced, because I definitely left them to die, ordering the alliance fleet to focus the sovereign instead

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imagine in a situation where the entire galaxy's sentient life is at stake ordering your fleet to protect some fucking ship with some top politicians

deep topaz
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Any shitheel can be a politician, it takes a man to be a warrior

placid sail
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nah guys you're on your own

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remember how you completely disregarded literally every my attempt to warn you about reapers?

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yeah good luck try to hold your breath when you're in open space maybe it'll help

deep topaz
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Actually, don't. Holding your breath just makes the vacuum of space rip your lungs open

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Empty your lungs before going into a vacuum

placid sail
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eh they probably breathe with their ass or something

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and they're dead as hell anyway

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and me and my alien harem posse? victorious, thriving, moving into the second game

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also I completely forgot you can go YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF NOW on saren and it actually works

placid sail
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it was funny

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your life is NOTHING saren

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you serve ZERO PURPOSE

primal rapids
#

Legion to Heretic Geth: You should reformat yourselves NOW

placid sail
#

oh yeaah I'm gonna meet that funny fellow now!

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artificial sex doll, too!