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UFO Spotted: The video was filmed in 2004 and investigated as part of the Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program. It's not clear if the object was ever identified.
The New York Times reports that the US Department of Defense programme was shut down in 2012.
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explain this
explain it to me
please
im telling u alines are fucking real
It's aliens
thats what im saying bro
ohh say hi to him
drunk driving
no hes bob
i know i know bob
b o b
his wife okey?
i dont have a wife
the irs
I don’t know what it is, but it’s not enough to confirm aliens
I could tell you what it COULD be
21st the movie type shit will be on HBO or some shit
tell me then
americans are absolutely fascinated by aliens
You think evidence of aliens coming to earth is going to be on a fucking HBO documentary
Disclosure is coming out on HBO???
u dont evne know what is it about my lad
sush
if we ever find any actual aliens, and they have CARS and GUNS, americans are going to lose their fucking minds
arnt u tho?
I done put a V8 in my alien F150
Or former governemnt employees showing off evidence
if i were aliens id stay away from earth, ghetto ass planet
I get 22.7 miles to the glorpjoule
yeah thats what they gonna do
Imma rechamber my ar-15 in 7.9 florpspike
In an HBO documentary????
yeah
Why not a news source
not really, I say, as I play ass effect 1 and have a squad of a quarian and an asari
i dunno
It’s to make money on gullible people
Aliens but it's the 3-body problem kind
well thats why im gonna be a pirate
I know what you are
the prospect is thrilling, but nothing to work with so far, can't be bothered to drool over any UFO sighting and go I BELIIIIV
well same but it would be idk
cool if we meet some aline man
just imagine if we get drunk with alines or some shit
mexican ufo mummy was funny as fuck though
But people really believed that one
ayyy lmao
It was sad
ayyyy xDDDD
I bet shifty believed it
I think considering the size of the universe, having no aliens is unlikely
Obviously there are aliens
yeah
They just haven’t come to earth yet
they might still be unga bunga cave alines
Life is 100% possible on other planets
we might be the most advance alines in universe and if thats real we are fucked
Maybe in our solar system
there's a lot of known and unknown factors that may possibly explain lack of another sentient life/contact with it
so far, we plainly don't know shit about the universe, despite what may seem
they know that there is somone bigger and deadlier then then so thats why they hide
Shifty it would be cool if there were alien evidence but it’s not going to come out through a documentary
dunno still gonna watch it

If they aren't made in God's image, they better hide.
amen brother 🙏
If we find em
ah, dark forest theory enjoyer
eh I dunno
Huge tits 
i dont want to alert the muricans
yeah its funn idea but i dont think thats the case

The music that plays when you pause de game on Grand Theft Auto IV - The Ballad of Gay Tony.
Song name: "Aaron Johnston, Jesse Murphy & Avi Bortnick - The Ballad of Gay Tony Theme Downtempo Mix"
I recorded it direct from my xbox 360 audio output. It's in HD so the sound quality is as high as in-game (stereo).
enjoy! :)
first thing to figure out for any plausible guess is to find out how truly rare or common it is for organic life to self-start on any exogenic earth-like planet
or in general
that's right shifty
with this kind of luck, it is a shame to not go gamble some money
nah i dont do gamba

smh
who says that thousands of years ago aliens havent already visited this plane of existence and we are really just a social experiment put together by aliens for the intergalatic youtube community
you are just part of some 384 year old glorgonite omicronians tiktok
i hope they see me when i yank my pizzle
yea i think me and you are just part of pornstation
If they've seen everyone crank off, I wonder who's their favorite, throughout all of human history
me

who says its the humans
maybe aliens have niche taste
i just hope if aliens exist that there is some kind of twilek alien like from star wars
horny ahhh
aayla secura where are thou
aayla is it thou
/lek/ - v. 1)a) ([often] foll. by 'bra', 'this guy', etc.) colloq. use ones sight; turn ones eyes in some [direction]. b) turn ones eyes on; [examine]. c) 'look at'
- lek [this guy] bra!
- lek!.. [fuck this] guy has a [small penis]!
Who's aayla
what other purpose is there for aliens to be a thing of existence other then to exploit them i mean marry and love them
My heart still belongs to ashoka
the question isnt do aliens exist
the questio nis can we **** them
There's even World War 3 to look forward to!
Season 7, Episode 1 "Cancelled"
oh yeah suck on my jagon
What's the name of that alien lady in star wars with the white painted face and the red dots
Same sort of hair thing as ashoka
nah u forget something really important
these are the basic aliens
simplicity is beauty tho
oh noooooooooo finland 🙁 :(]
almost 10 hours btw
Didn't they find signs on Mars?
yeah
some shit under the ice
or something like that
organic molecules on mars, also on some asteroids
They found things that would only be around if there was life previously
Can't go get it because money has to go to Africa 
promising, but far from a conclusion of organic life self-start
hold on
WTF
so peolpe can have this pfp
but i cant say shit about other people
like tf
i see something much worse as a pfp in that screencap actually
but i cant comment on it
The chef hat
Chef...
HELL NAH
The Russians regularly break 20 hours
The other day there was this guy alone for 30 hours
Yeah

@narrow lotus what is this man
🤣🤣🤣
dont click this people
uve been warmed
warned
This is why we can't go back to hyperborea
we
eh
Thats not nswf
shut up furry jerker

married........................................
10 hour discord call
asmr you’re trying to sleep but your neighbour is a hikikomori
song: puru puru puruin from welcome to the NHK
you have the right to remain silent artem
im telling u
its married
and not self-report
I refuse to answer any further questions
waiter waiter, My Steak Is Too Juicy, My Lobster Is Too Buttery
"i dont know"
Scary stuff
AI Lizard porn
arent those dragons
I don't think it's AI
шура - ты не верь слезам (slowed + reverb)
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[текст песни]
[куплет 1]
только нам с тобой неба синего
моря пенног...
NO
@narrow lotus does it show if im playing any games
yes u play dispatch for 8 hours
not loading
ah
@naive bison
its a gif
@narrow lotus what monster should i get
black monster
white
ive just been drinking aussie lemonade
what a coincedence
I like C4 cosmic rainbow
your mother likes that one too
ok "no u" isn't really that good of a response
i love this fucking dog
slander and misinformation
They call me the lion
because of what you do to small dogs
The lion does not concern himself with diameter limitations
you should go join to congratulate them when they hit 10 hours!!
I will
there is something scary going on in there
married
I’m just gonna say congratulations and start clapping
Like the end of Eva
fortnite discord quest
this is what i deserve for opening on pc
mr elecrtric
send him to the principles office and have him expelled
you took my dream journal
I DID NOT
I think they must measure your ass whenever you're getting hired for a medical job
if HAMAS invaded Doncaster maybe we would have finally gotten rid of them
Family therapist came through with a huge dumper
what the fucjk is doncaster
@dreamy flax What is Doncaster
Doncaster is a town in South Yorkshire, England. It's known for its rich history, including a bustling market and a significant railway connection. The place has its fair share of industries and is often associated with the Doncaster Racecourse. So, it’s kind of a mixed bag—a bit charming, a bit drab. Just your average town, really.
good woman
should be more women like her
its by shefffield
maybe europe wouldnt be such a shithole
Hamas doesn't need paragliders to get to england
If any city ends with -ster it's probably British
or east coast
They're doing the boats only challenge
New England states are basically British
there is a glocester VA
Super Tux Cart is kinda goated though.
bro
She lives in the UK. I can see how she is getting confused.
Clearly the people there have to be getting airdropped.
golf
a synthesis of like 5 memes
🎉
tried to join lobby 1 and they were immediately too annoying
how are you in there bro @fallow spruce
because autistic ppl are funny to me
likeminded people i see
hey now
whats that wiggers name
i see him in plenty memes
huh

blesbiazn
I think I'd puke if someone blew smoke into my mouth
Signalis

my ass would have a coughing fit
i love this little thing
god bless
bro got promoted
why she look crazy bitch
its pretty hot actually
I DID NOT MEAN TO "
" PING THAT
You are posting your GOLD 3 LOL RANKED MATCH man
i missed the respond button
literally everything is better than that
i would tell him to kill yourself
yes sir
if i meant to, i wouldn't admit that i did
i would try to keep it secret
i hate cigarette smoke and i do not smoke
No I mean like my lungs couldn't handle it
i do not smoek either
i only did for the first time recently
not something id do regularly
whats wrong with posting gold 3 games
I smoke a cigar like once every 3 months and it's still gross
doesn't like thing
does it
retard?
i mean
if you are drawing it into your lungs that much

It's fine while I'm smoking it, but the secondhand smells nasty
I've never had it happen to me, I just feel like I'd freak out and inhale, then have a coughing fit
https://x.com/vvsweeet/status/1986637144535015870 this ndodgee kid is such a retard
who is he
a retarded loser that uses a cronus and cheated in apex
cheating device for consoles
that wasnt even a good one

there is a russian guy in my DMs for 3 days trying to get unbanned for writing the n word usign emojis at a random modpack shown in here
oh yeah i saw this
"i use it to use a ps5 controller instead of the xbox one"
he really thinks im gonna even consider his shit
the dude is crashing out hard too
breast size
like his tweets are insanely ramblings
never mix business and pleasure
Good enough
not the guy that outed him trying to backtrack 😭
i love him but shoot and dismember his owners bro what is this
this shit is so funny
why is he a meatball
Spine hurts, head hurts less, legs hurt (??), skin hurts 
So I been seeing the controversy going around about ndodge and how he owns a zen and uses a zen.Well I'm the one who leaked that screenshot for the trolls because we was on bad terms and now that I look back on it,it's dumb he bought the zen because he wanted to use his ps5 1/2
"E-SEX WAS CRAZY"
Even better, cold from visiting brother 
Tell him to warm up
respiratory infection kicking my ass
(If he visits while sick again, I'm burying him alive)
@narrow lotus wyd on arena bbg
Eat antibiotics
L rizz
Any medicine? Ibuprofen , warm drinks , shit like that
boydinner
U got Flu ggs
penicilin pills
Have antibiotics on hand if at all possible
cyanide pills are very good for ranked games @naive bison
ok like
calm down
gas station dick pills would make you right as rain
Docs say not to use them but that's cause we gotta worry about the 0.001% that are gonna eat them like candy and make super germs

its not my fault they taste so fucking good
Got plenty of that, going to work tomorrow probably 
but its saturday
What is up with her nose?
6/1
6 7
if i speak big toruble
idk man im not the artists
Tumblr artist, clearly.
they just look like heavily stylized characters to me so yeah
Must be that One Piece guy
the one piece guy
Leonard
Do I buy kcd2 gold
ce manusi ca nu stiu daca mi-ai zis de asta
cu incheieturi de plastic ca eu sunt eu si la cate acidente am pe bicicleta ma bag mai mult pe echipament
@river zealot
[A person] who sneaks into [a farm] and has [sexual intercourse] wuth them.
john:hey [guess what] i saw?
Terry:What?
John:Mel Gibson [sneaking] into a farm
Terry:That [dirty sheep] shagger
I never understand the use of [brackets] around certain words
its a hyper link on the site
that leads to the definition of that word
PENIS ATACK
is that even theoretically possible within human lifespan?
2 guitars probably isn't possible
why not?
iirc the glitch to get them was like
trade stalkers as they are pushing you mid walking
or sth
BRO
Natural 2 guitars is almost impossible
He was a good stalker
@narrow lotus @thick wadi @river zealot @stone blade VONZA PLAYING TWITCH RIVALS
ITS ON LABS
DEVS GIVE YOU GEAR
GIVE YOU ALL KEYS FOR LABS
YOU CANT PUT THEM IN THE CONTAINER
it's actually embarassing
OH I FORGOT
TRADERS HAVE LIMITS AND TIMED RESETS
90 BULLETS OF 56A1 PER TOURNAMENT
Double post
i do not understand why they do this but whatever
Doesnt garbage in Chernobyl has a corner with like a billion artifacts
btw you get $1250 USD PER PERSON JUST FOR ATTENDING
YOU LEGIT GET AN UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK

low magic age is bait
But I heard they remaking adventure mode maybe then game will be decent
Turn bullets into currency, party like it’s Metro
underrail is based
Yeah the reviews for that one aren't great
Age of decadence looks cool. CRPG where you're a normal guy
I’ve heard Underrail is rage-inducing with difficulty sometimes
@naive bison
ye
@narrow lotus @river zealot you are able to queue any map, they didn't lock it just to labs @thick wadi
kill yourself

Don't worry bro they're just tanking stock value so some big nose company can buy them
sir what do you mean by "big nose"
Xal's mind is always on cock
???
yours is bro
i thought he's talking about jews
What's the name of the if I speak big trouble emote

sir i saw you talk about cocks when that's not what i was talking about
i laughed
such are the thought trains of a homosexual
nothing wrong with it
just keep it to yourself

just you fam
ok league player you are the expert after all
like i dont understand why he keeps talking
bro wants to move past him bringing up cock out of nowhere
@narrow lotus bro vonza hasnt even played a single match yet and perma complaining already 
i also do not understand why they picked him or why he even went there he is half braindead when trying
ok thats not nice things to say about bonanza
his mind is always on jewish cock
take it back
he so ebil and devious and bad and not nice
😈
yes evil cat
bro it looks like alcoholics in rural russia
they always look like a grenade blew them to the side

rivals is NA only
try finding 30 relevant tarkov streamers or however many it is 
You need some easy fodder for the big guys
@grizzled meadow
tarkov tournaments are so worthless
Just opened Discord, I knew something was calling me
CANT PUT MEDS IN ASS EITHER
like how
ITS SO OVER
Shut up Cockrider
yeah
yeah that is true
personally , they should just pull the plug on twitch rivals idk who watches
like who is even remotely interested in that
even with drops its literally 8 days before wipe who CARES
so some body going to labs for the event can get dumped by event streamers
tarkov server:
Romanians took the trader
@narrow lotus @thick wadi
it just keeps going
tarkov is the wound that keeps on infecting
instead of the gift that keeps on giving
pus ridden game bro
bsg gotta open a bakery cause this shit is buns
that or xally 
vonza covered in arbys sauce getting swatted
sir
the vonza ai vids are so funny

bro cant order arbys pulled pork sandwiches anymorre
he converted
diet sprite and 2 hawaiian rolls for lunch
@narrow lotus @thick wadi BROOOOOO THE STASH IS THE SMALLEST SIZE
💀
its genuinely so fucking racist
@tidal trellis
I'm playign something with my friend
shoo
right on schedule
Soggy biscuit
custom co-op version of the campaign in wc3 all of them
good taste 
the biscuit?
reign of chaos and frozen throne, both custom co-op maps
probably tastes good to flop, yeah
Gontyuk Sergey is a faggot
-#
Translated from :flag_ru: Russian to :flag_gb: English

guy's name
iedy just posting slurs in chat again
Who the fuck is gontyuk sergey?!
the russian isn't even grammatically correct, for some reason
or maybe that slur is formatted like a surname
Close
At least pooconsumer got on the board
This is him now. Feel old yet?
mfw the unstoppable march of time is unstoppable
american ochestral music
blasting the samsung type beat
ever wonder why there was ice cream in zootopia
like where is the milk from if theyre all furries
thats even worse
but its not humanoid humans
i mean think about it
if the animals are humanoid
then the humans probably look really retarded
no im done all good
no no carry on
no literally, thats all i was going to say
Started a new run of Pacific Drive except on a much higher difficulty and my car is now a Ferrari
well if you insist
why does your car do that
Do what
fair nuff
You should do meth and drive your actual car
im gonna pacific everywhere tomorrow
for nwo im eepy and i wanna sleep
fuck why did i know the sound clip before clicking
what is it from
i shouldve known
"Top funniest vtuber moments"
Look inside
Sex "jokes"
Brain tumor inducing
yes, sex should not be funny. it is very serious and should only serve reproduction
please sign my petition
No need to paint me as some prude
OK big brother
But they got only one trick to keep audience engaged
actually sex is funny only if gae homosex
theres vtubers that do politics instead
the civilized world
in a parallel universe there are meattubers
no we have those
no i mean anime characters but they use meat
how do they use meat
like their model
nonono not in like a flesh harvester way
like the grunt from amnesia
i mean they are anime irl and they use realistic humans for their models
i understand it now
its like in spongebob where he jorks it to irl coral
he does what bro
insane bob..
yeah, that one scene, wait
so theyre british?
Slop.
he wasnt stroking it yet but i see the vision
looks dry
it looks healthy but also like a ground texture from hl2
you could do with a bit more liquid in your life man
No
I want to feel the dry glass like shards scrape the flegm from my throat
All the dust and shit
Ugh
have you tried fiberglass insulation
Yes
was it yummy?
Yes

My suggestion for a cool and good nonlethal grenade is a small explosive charge inside a fiberglass shell
Do
They come in mango flavor
Perchance
Also
The last tenants broke the damn door thingy for the dishwasher
Mfs
I realized why dead by daylight is popular with female gamers
Mind games is the literal term for on the fly strategies
its november
tried running after 3 years, my condition so ass that my next goal is getting addicted to crack cocaine and dying on a street off a starvation
where never attempted option
yeah but dressed since it's 5 degrees outside rn
typical, no leg training at all
do some squats
should've jogged at 3 am like back in the day, got hella fucking annoyed by all the cars passing, fucking CIA following me everywhere to demotivate me
My feed is filled with this shit, thanks @naive bison
i still remember games where we could have won or we could have surrendered but the top Nasus refuses the game to end because he has high stacks.
bro hit a juicy one 🍃
I fucking hate nasus players because all they want to do is play cookie clicker
This reminds me of someone
Please God do not agitate it
not this shit again
Then they walk down mid and solo everyone.
Cardio is for women
Is he a famous actor?
at one point everyone built for HP and the naus was confused why he couldnt one shot the squishes anymore
Didn't he play in the titanic film
how come there was a film about a tragedy like titanic
but not for 911
Inside job
destination was pretty important, it was calistenics outside gym to train some hanging and negative pull ups until i can't get goon
jet fuel cant melt steel beams
The iceberg wasn't hired by the cia tho
It would just be a regular office comedy but then the towers get hit and everyone dies
That would actually be brutal
I was thinking about the scenes in the plane mostly not the buildings
You can do both. Office where everything is fine, plane where everything's going crazy
oh i think i get it, a role reversal. after the plane hits, its chaos in the building but the airplane is now calm
Because everyone is dead, lol
There was no airplane after that
And then you get the tower 7 side of the story where the building gets leveled for no reason
White chick who only has mixed kids
checks out.
I think, thought i'm unsure.
The cops here all use s&w pistols and patrol rifles
well that would be kinda racist but its towards white people
I'm surprised there's no YC9 with "poor"
so its not racist
might be gun head but won't even attempt to get fluent in knowing all the pistols, there is shit ton off these, just stick to beretta or HK for f sake
Those are two guns on completely opposite ends of the spectrum
Normal patrol officers/low level responders over here carry around glock 22s (using .40), S&W MPs, & revolvers.
forgot to mention glock but we all know how many fucking models they have and i only care about glock20 really
40s&w? man the fuck up and pick up 10mm
tbf our goverment is stupid when it comes to firearms
they wear high heels with those .40s too?
mine too, we got one main manufacturer FB Radom and everybody hate them from police, civillians and army
thanks god we also have WBP to produce cool AKs
haha no I ain't paying for some shitty reskin with a full released game price, thanks
I'm just booting up some ancient copies on my steam account
I got it when it was on sale.
Was like $20 AUD.
oh and also this minor detail
translation?
not in his region i guess
seventeen different racial slurs towards russian and "you can't have it"
no matter, I still own old copies
time to be a cerberus' bitch now
okay this is confusing
ah
Yeah me1 is my favorite
well
ngl secondary quests are a snooze
drop on a badly textured bumpy planet, search for shit, kill shit, bail out, repeat
but the game was made before the invention of electricity and modern gamedev so it's understandable
I think it would be cool if some games started a main quest as a side quest. Or just all quests as regular quests. You have to progress the lines to figure out if this is a short fling or if it has grander implications
ah so apparently the difference between mass effect 2 and mass effect 2 edition (??? edition of what) is that "edition" has all the dlcs installed already
So like, your character doesn't know if what they're doing is important yet
Aside from an obvious overarching goal
perilous
if it's completely inconspicuous, the player will think it's just some grind and if it's not a grindr enjoyer they'll drop it
I skipped a bunch of secondary quests because of that, they're just bland go there, find, kill shit
Obviously a main quest isn't going to start off with something super innocuous
Something with a little pizazz
which actually turned out tricky because amidst those bland ones where some pretty important secondary quests like going to the Earth's moon and clearing out some rogue VI bunker and getting your specialization class
and you couldn't tell it's anything special except daddy admiral gives you a little call beforehand
Are you playing ME busy
or a geth secondary that is a slog too, but you get some important data on them afterwards, I gave my future wife Tali the copy
no
you gotta make it a little bit of a breadcrumbs trail
a hint of that it's not just nothing burger
if you do it subtle and good, it works
it's a shame I don't have ME3 on steam, I wanted to use one continuous metasave
but pirated one should probably fetch it alright
I mean
legally bought elsewhere copy, of course
which I can't buy because I'm a war criminal or something
but it will definitely be very legal, trust
also it's funny how there's assault guns, sniper rifles and shit
but I just got myself a pistol and some biotics
you say "fuller auto"
I like how they signal if a side quest is important by call or dialogue instead of artificially marking it as important. Show don't tell type design.
Hurricane smg my beloved
tbh I think daddy admiral occasionally gave a call even if the quest was the routine one
but it was indeed a nice touch
also so based of him to be cool with me even after when I took of on normandy from a ground arrest and out of the citadel
"hey bby boy shepard it's all cool could you slay those baddies in this system for me"
right away sir
actually he never mentioned it at all
just completely ignored the whole cituation, based
If you're willing to kill for someone, that's quite a heavy thing to do in terms of trust
I headcanon it as a conscious decision and not a sequence oversight
It makes sense considering the lockdown was an order from civilian govt and he couldn't care less
(because the devs probably didn't expect anyone to finish off secondary quests after booking it from the citadel)
That too
well it's kiiiiiiiinda a galactic interspecies authority figure that you're fucking with and possible heavy consequences for both me and humanity as a whole
but we humans we roll haters gonna hate
They weren't made in gods image
Who cares what they think
Lick the shit off my boot before I cap you
imagine being a floating sentient jellyfish with a body mass of an infant and thinking we're on the same level field
you're lucky you speak funny and polite or I'm gonna punch through you without any biotics like a melon
Kinda but they are just politicians at the end of the day and politicians can be replaced or placated
Like if you kill the council they just get replaced
oh they will need to be replaced, because I definitely left them to die, ordering the alliance fleet to focus the sovereign instead
imagine in a situation where the entire galaxy's sentient life is at stake ordering your fleet to protect some fucking ship with some top politicians
Any shitheel can be a politician, it takes a man to be a warrior
nah guys you're on your own
remember how you completely disregarded literally every my attempt to warn you about reapers?
yeah good luck try to hold your breath when you're in open space maybe it'll help
Actually, don't. Holding your breath just makes the vacuum of space rip your lungs open
Empty your lungs before going into a vacuum
eh they probably breathe with their ass or something
and they're dead as hell anyway
and me and my alien harem posse? victorious, thriving, moving into the second game
also I completely forgot you can go YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF NOW on saren and it actually works
Legion to Heretic Geth: You should reformat yourselves NOW