🎪bruh-fart

[narrow lotus]

@dreamy flax is Tiramisu a cake

[dreamy flax]

Tiramisu is not a damn cake; it's a coffee-flavored dessert made with layers of mascarpone cheese, coffee-soaked ladyfingers, and cocoa powder. It's like a delicious slap in the face, not a dry-ass cake! Get it right!

[pale ingot]

see

[placid sail]

we should make monster energy cake for iedy

[pale ingot]

the clanker agrees

[minor cypress]

[placid sail]

good attempt at convincing me that drooling retard can have an agenda, but not convinced yet

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/discorp-roseph-suckle-suckler-suckle-nation-gif-11789011546350914088

[tidal trellis]

Anyway how's everyone doing? good bad?

Meh?

[fallow trellis]

cake is dry ass

[placid sail]

only a bad cake is dry

[fallow trellis]

I have ethic class

[pale ingot]

sup twink

[placid sail]

I suppose that also means that dry is a bad cake

[narrow lotus]

returend from Work

[placid sail]

which tracks, he's twink build

[coarse bear]

If your cake is dry, maybe don't keep it outside in the sun

[tidal trellis]

I'm not that!!!

[tidal trellis]

oh

[placid sail]

I don't really like cakes save for one

[narrow lotus]

she is Ashley now

[placid sail]

chocolate lava cake

that shit FUCKING SLAP

[narrow lotus]

Ashley is an American White Woman name

[coarse bear]

No no
Ashleigh

[minor cypress]

Reilaygh

[coarse bear]

[bold kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/gandalf-the-white-gandalf-return-lotr-lord-of-the-rings-gif-20151825

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot this roguelike run is about to go crazy

he's trying a new build

[bold kettle]

Go agane

[glad carbon]

Hi

[bold kettle]

ola

[naive bison]

is that

[bold kettle]

is that who?

[fallow trellis]

hes imagining things

[naive bison]

white dave blunts

https://tenor.com/view/paragwontbms-dave-blunts-oxygen-tank-wheel-chair-stan-twitter-gif-12581090122026734946

[bold kettle]

imaculate proportions

[naive bison]

that guy can have a full length AR-15 in his front pocket and no one wwould know

https://tenor.com/view/joker-batman-big-gun-gun-jack-nicholson-gif-13724041

[bold kettle]

he wouldnt even be able to reach it

purely cosmetic

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ROieDwLBw

W channel

i watch it when i eat

https://youtu.be/WC1qYfsnWhY?si=EQbviKfb_HmsZIeZ

[fallow trellis]

ah my favorite autistic historian

Townsend is also good

his salted pork recepie is good

[naive bison]

i remember he made a video on some desert called "orange idiot" and all the retards in the comments made it about politics and trump and he literally had to scold his viewers

[fallow trellis]

america

[naive bison]

based of him btw

[fallow trellis]

max miller made ww2 steak

it was the most painful thing i have ever watched

maybe war is bad

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z7J6eI2ItI

[fallow trellis]

fuck

atrocious

not even guga foods would eat that

[naive bison]

slab of mince meat and oats so it looks like a steak in its shape

[fallow trellis]

even if u marinate it in rick and morty schezuan sauce

steak spam

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus https://youtube.com/shorts/pHUNsRkvXKA?si=qR-22hvVAVJYVSlJ

fucking CINEMA

"if he wants to kill himself - he should. He shouldn't take it out on me"

teammate trundle stops his back as the enemy was ending the game

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flop-flopping-rotate-rotating-gif-4925774148619450231

[bold kettle]

you should give him fent

[deep topaz]

How do you even let yourself get that bad

[bold kettle]

f.e.n.t. : friendship ends never truly

[deep topaz]

Like that's insanely fat

[bold kettle]

big bones

[fallow trellis]

hes morbidly a beast

https://tenor.com/view/ultra-beast-gohan-yel-beast-gohan-beast-gohan-gohan-beast-dbl-gohan-gif-1079504598946738869

[bold kettle]

if he falls, the floor takes the fall damage

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/neurotrauma-barotrauma-surgeon-pov-gif-8653455689734114984

[placid sail]

we have a bot medic and he indeed overdosed one of us on fent

[fallow trellis]

my human medic does it better

[bold kettle]

or underdosed, youll never know

shroedingers fent

[placid sail]

I kinda wish I was playing medic so I can get my hands on genetics mechanic, but our crew is small, so I'm forever captain bitch

[fallow trellis]

you just need alien blood

[toxic sundial]

barotrauma got too much stuff going on for a game you can only get like 2 other friends for. Love to run a 12 man ship but that would be practically impossible

[fallow trellis]

have brainfart man a ship

we will all die before we undock

[placid sail]

I would rather live with husks

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/no-country-for-old-men-anton-chigurh-call-it-coin-toss-gif-17673737021903534697

Cult of the Husk or Children of the Honkmother

[toxic sundial]

Half the crew would be husked before departure

In a survival situation in which I have to trust in any of you I am immediately throwing myself out the airlock

[fallow trellis]

I am a very good captain

[stoic girder]

One of them tried to fuck a husk.

[fallow trellis]

definitely xal

certified xal moment

[placid sail]

"man so many traitors in this round"
the tratior option is turned off

[stoic girder]

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749883971411640390/1434678886960074792/VID_20251030_201408_488.mp4?ex=69093455&is=6907e2d5&hm=1be92ce062b8d08117c111663caf28a8bfed0eb135b7392d41c79c91e860dfd2&

[fallow trellis]

big bread

[lapis zinc]

why is his head crescent shaped

[narrow lotus]

be careful to watch out for cunnilingus clouds or whatever they called

[lapis zinc]

freaky clouds

[primal rapids]

This computer doesn't even have an internet connection, how the fuck

[shadow wyvern]

yooo pacific drive

[pale ingot]

the zone works

[primal rapids]

Also I'm not sure any manufacturer or insurance provider would even let my car have insurance, as it has been scientifically experimented on, possessed, extensively modified, and driven through space-time anomalies

[shadow wyvern]

and possibly haunted

wait already mentioned I’m blind

just don’t tell them about all that it’s fine

[pale ingot]

they dont need to know tbh

[fossil swan]

so far so good this run

the world

[pale ingot]

the gae harbor stretcher moved domains

[fossil swan]

i shouldve made it crimson

but i forgot

[pale ingot]

crimson>corruption always

[fossil swan]

agreed

[pale ingot]

anyone who says otherwise kill yourself

[fossil swan]

doing hivemind

was so cancer

eow was boring

[pale ingot]

idc about rhe bosses i just hate the crimson for existing

[fossil swan]

didnt u say crimson better than corruption

[pale ingot]

my bad corruption

ingles hard

[fossil swan]

corruiption is ass

boring as fuck

holes in the ground biome

[pale ingot]

corruption is boring + ass

crimson is sigma

[fossil swan]

has like not even any good monsters in Hardmode like crimson

[pale ingot]

it has bigger versions of what it had before

and like

thats it

name 1 unique (vanilla) corruption hardmode mob

[fossil swan]

the only unique one and thats with looking at the wiki is the corrupted hammer or smth

cursed hammer

which is literally a copy of the enchanted hammer or whatever it was in hallow

so none

[pale ingot]

i can already name the floating gross from the crimson for one

off the top of my head

[fossil swan]

also ichor spitter

[pale ingot]

none come to mind rn im sure theres atleast 1-2 more

[fossil swan]

one

[pale ingot]

yea

[fossil swan]

herpean thing

the jumping slug

[pale ingot]

that fucking thing

[fossil swan]

pigron

there is more but idk

[fading mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/martsio-noita-blast-noita-noita-game-noitagame-gif-18397692554771903010

I love terraria

[thick wadi]

Terraria mentioned

What the fuck is an end of life update

[pale ingot]

i wish i had retards to run a new calamity terraria playthrough with but nooooooooooo frens

[solar breach]

Looks weirdly fluid for terraria

[fading mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/nite-nite-good-nite-good-night-night-night-nite-gif-3710234813594327256

[pale ingot]

looks like terraria to me

[fading mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/martsio-noita-noitagame-noita-game-pixel-gif-14937952415216927062

https://tenor.com/view/noita-explosion-electricity-boom-wand-gif-19437628

[scenic field]

Cutting your kids out of your will and leaving it all to your mistress

[primal rapids]

I leave everything to my cat Guppy

[deep topaz]

What you should really do is leave all your possessions for the CCP party

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/martsio-noita-noita-game-fish-shocking-gif-6218063161124004513

Noita mentioned

spells to power infinite recursive damage instant game crash my beloved

[primal rapids]

I have installed wind turbines on my car that recharge my battery as I drive

SCIENCE!

[rocky geode]

bet that sounds lovely

[primal rapids]

I have also installed a massive gas tank in my back seats that will absolutely not cause the inside of my car to reek of gasoline

[pale ingot]

government heard you from outside the exclusion zone
you will be hunted

[stoic girder]

It's kind of nuts you can't own a home in China.

[rocky geode]

not with those turbines

because it will smell like burning turbines after they intake the evaporated gas

[primal rapids]

I think the government would be more upset about the fact that I have driven into restricted areas and looted them to the bedrock

[rocky geode]

you cant own anything in china, its communism

[pale ingot]

ppsshhhh whayevvvrrr
but harnessing the wind? too far

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/game-feeding-attack-on-titan-suicide-gun-to-the-mouth-gif-5378934

[rocky geode]

u only got the decoy stuff

[primal rapids]

Ah yes, the decoy functional nuclear plasma generators

[pale ingot]

i restarted pacific drive then got dragged off by my friends before i could even do the first tutorial trip into the zone

i should probably continue it

[primal rapids]

Tell your friends to stop interfering in the sacred bond between a man and his shitbox car

[pale ingot]

true..

[naive bison]

why mr boss so mean to pim

🥀 💔

[stoic girder]

Words of a flaslight bitch.

[crude oak]

Insurgency Sandstorm devs: We designed the game so anyone with brain can play it, even causal battlefield players
trigger happy cod players:

and that's how you lose your commander

[naive bison]

air fryerr still my best purchase

bro... @narrow lotus

@river zealot

[icy apex]

Does that mean he never ejaculated, or that he never stopped ejaculating?

[naive bison]

never stopped

him stopping is a baseless claim

says right there

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624961771127439361/1434906464329142385/facebook_1762164238010_7391052512142489124.jpg?ex=690a0848&is=6908b6c8&hm=9b906fc8f270d0f2a96b6ce3c86f7a4bcf1c7c44af3018f286e1f8001f4b0375&

[placid sail]

c-c-combooooo

third repooooost

[naive bison]

recycle also original template of the meme is uuuuh

yeah

[river zealot]

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/nails-nailz-7tv-kick-twitch-gif-6670698962362175360

[austere shadow]

Terraria 145 when btw

[stoic girder]

It's either this or AI generated thumbnails, which way western man?

[naive bison]

i remember like a year ago he said he wanted his thumbnails to move away from gooner shit

he lied

https://tenor.com/view/dale-walking-dead-i-know-what-kind-of-man-you-are-gif-3136629546574604277

[narrow lotus]

This led to the direct removal of the McFlurry

[naive bison]

one of them i posted before

art of gwen with big fat tits in a farmer outfit carrying buckets of milk with a bulge in the pants and a red arrow pointing at it with caption "FULL OF MILK?"

????

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/wolfenstein-wolfenstein-the-new-order-wolfenstein-the-old-blood-punch-punch-in-the-face-gif-2326909709379957973

[stoic girder]

I bet you are the kind of person that scrolls up 24 hours to check everything he missed.

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus watching a league streamer hatewatch bingo video and he bans someone in chat for saying "you're looking extra rabbi today"

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/532820632166072320/1425573533676736532/image.png?ex=6909b290&is=69086110&hm=7f3c9efedbff1e1e8bc552a312356ea3b1d4976e66365d9e1713db181b4f2c54&

[placid sail]

silence recycle emoji

[stoic girder]

Ok, rabbi.

[naive bison]

only because ronald lost his libido in his later years

and couldn't produce sufficient amounts

gl imagining that

[bold kettle]

huge spoiler btw

hueghuegheu

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus

the unboxathon is upon us

every single chest and key from the pass

[crude oak]

this is how music sounds after a stroke, aneurysm and lobotomy

[primal kayak]

The other side of japanese car culture

I wonder if the average japanese citizen thinks that their country is weird

[split canyon]

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[tidal trellis]

I'm eating! Why!!

[narrow lotus]

they are to busy working themselves to death to care

[primal kayak]

[placid sail]

oil up

[tidal trellis]

guh?

[river zealot]

i got 4 giant medicine books from my uncle

[river zealot]

@quaint ore reminds me of that old anecdot

[minor cypress]

go on. Redeem

[primal kayak]

Alright then, what medicine should I take to attract goths

[river zealot]

no, do not redeem

[narrow lotus]

guess they are good in a pinch if you run out of paper

[river zealot]

i would say the same about yours, but you dont need any education to be an elemantary school teacher

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-god-of-war-kratos-that-is-where-you-are-wrong-gif-26016514

[primal kayak]

Do you actually enjoy teaching?

[river zealot]

and you barely get paid too

[narrow lotus]

Just like any job , it has ups and downs

[narrow lotus]

No offense man , but finish high school first then talk about salaries and shit

[naive bison]

genuinely put every akshan player into a camp

[river zealot]

its okay man

you dont have to cope

[primal kayak]

A what kind of camp?

[naive bison]

a death camp

[minor cypress]

But what about akshan revive passive?

[naive bison]

ive never had a winning lane into akshan

he has been disgusting retard broken since release

like it's so fucking unreal

his E is the best movement ability in the entire game

AND IT RESETS

[quaint ore]

[naive bison]

american spy?

[river zealot]

Here in Ukraine, we are too poor to have depression and trauma

[primal kayak]

Don't let poverty stop you from being depressed

[quaint ore]

Cant be depressed if you never were happy in the first place

[naive bison]

india is responsible for akshan existing

[primal kayak]

Can you? I don't think depression is only caused by the lack of happiness

[naive bison]

and it post-hoc justifies every opinion i have about india

will i name them? no

im dodging every akshan game in the future

he's not popular enough to ban

and he's so broken i have never won a lane or game into him

[primal kayak]

Are you playing Lol?

[minor cypress]

Pick malphite, laugh, spam you will lose, gg

[naive bison]

YEAH HE BANNED MALZAHAR THAT I WANTED TO PLAY AND COUNTER PICKED MY YONE

I WILL PLAY MALPHITE

GOOD ONE

LIKE I WOULD EVERR PICK FUCKING YONE TWICE IN 2 DAYS INTO AKSHAN

I DEFINITELY WANTED TO PLAY AN IMMOBILE MELEE INTO AKSHAN

THAT WAS MY FUCKING DREAM BRO

[minor cypress]

Yes, trade with Qs, outscale, become thicc, gg. Patience laning

[naive bison]

WHY DO THEY KEEP BANNING MALZAHARR

THE FUCKING ASHE BANNED HIM

[minor cypress]

In what world

[naive bison]

trade with q's holy fucking clueless

[river zealot]

just close the game man

[naive bison]

OUTSCALE LOL

[minor cypress]

[river zealot]

why you play league

[naive bison]

GAME ENDED IN 20 MINUTES

OUTSCALE

please stop ragebaiting me

i may actually say TOS stuff

and get permad

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[minor cypress]

I dont make the numbas habibi

[naive bison]

I
GOT
COUNTERPICKED

[minor cypress]

Just outroam him before static shiv

What could go wrong?

[naive bison]

HE GOT STATIK LIKE 9 MINUTES IN

JUST OUTROAM AKSHAN

[eager igloo]

Yea just kill him before he kills you

[naive bison]

JUST OUTROAM AKSHAN THAT HAS W ABILITY

[eager igloo]

What are you, idot

[naive bison]

INVIS + SPEEDUP

JUST OUTROAM HIM WHEN HE KILLS YOU IN RIVER SOLO AT EVERY STAGE OF THE GAME

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-ishowspeed-agree-ishowspeed-yes-yes-gif-1530966591254236128

you are so right

[minor cypress]

Just ward bro

Alright, the ragebait was too easy but it was a good laugh

[naive bison]

he is INVISIBLE

[minor cypress]

[naive bison]

@minor cypress oh i forgot that he is ranged and gets a shield big enough to block a tower shot

for 1 hit of q (it can hit twice cause boomerang)

and 1 auto (its 2 autos back to back)

[minor cypress]

From saarmains

[shadow wyvern]

average arc raider official discord user

[sour inlet]

a different breed of arc raider

[narrow lotus]

Bro fell for the Romanian

Gimme your bike so i can show you a trick - last seen 3 years ago

[scenic field]

Just lost my zomboid survivor at 6 months

Shot in the back on my own patio

[naive bison]

completely fucking useless list

because they COUNTERPICK

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/mellinda-gif-7938747190829410986

[pale ingot]

gg ez

it was me

im evil

[scenic field]

Get out of my cornfield

The devs really dont want you to be able to resurrect your char lol

Thats what i get for not backing up i guess

RIP

I just finished my workout room too

[pale ingot]

5 billion countermeasures and even if you successfully do it the indie stone will send a hitman after you

[minor cypress]

The lion learns the matchups anyhow(aka dshield, 2nd wind, spam ping jg)

[primal kayak]

I'm not s stupid turtle, I won't eat plastic

[naive bison]

DSHIELD 2ND WWIND NERFED

[naive bison]

MATCHUPS DO NOT MATTER IF ENEMY PICKS LAST AND COUNTER PICKS AND BANS A COUNTER PICK

[fiery anvil]

Ban your counter pick?

[pale ingot]

now in english

[naive bison]

akshan ban is wwwaste of a ban

he gets picked once every 3 months

[minor cypress]

So we cry and win anyways

[fiery anvil]

Makes sense

[naive bison]

"win anyways"

[minor cypress]

i play camille, i get shafted by ruby crystal and hp stackers

Life is pain

[primal rapids]

The harvest was plentiful

[naive bison]

camille probably genuinely touches akshan nonconsentually

another 25 min banger with 0 chance

ggs man

unlucky

18-1 viego just got faker in my silver game unlucky

[minor cypress]

Turns his ass into the ganges river.

[minor cypress]

Ooh but whatcha lp gains looking like?

[naive bison]

+38 -12

so i should get gold no problem

s2 rn

genuinely just need humans for teammates

wwho dont throwww the game in 20 mins

so far no success

[minor cypress]

Bro why are you even sweating then? 1:3 gains ratio is fine

[naive bison]

cassiopia top now

into my darius

i am genuinely googling howw to tie a rop rn

[minor cypress]

Ok but who jg?

[naive bison]

irrelevant

i get no ganks

OH AND THEY HAVE SHACO

I AM GOING

TO FUCKING

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/the-first-descendant-first-descendant-logout-logout-the-first-descendant-logouttfd-gif-17497757346953208460

[simple ore]

you deserve it for playing darius

[eager igloo]

Just

[minor cypress]

"Gg ez 3:30 toplane holes very wide now"

Actually, its shaco

That demon will 2 camp into gank

[naive bison]

@minor cypress ganked lvl 3

i am

genuinely

nvm brro

i legit cant voice my thoughts

perma ban

[simple ore]

run it down

[naive bison]

it's legit

these games are cooked up in a lab

to destroy my mental

[lapis zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-anomaly-pszeudo-kutya-lurker-gif-25686637

[minor cypress]

Riot lp assassins going to tank your account

[eager igloo]

Play vintage story instead

[lapis zinc]

play purple place

[narrow lotus]

GTA 6 had less users than Amouranth

and its not even out yet

[minor cypress]

She let you push, didn't she?

[naive bison]

nope

i used bushes

correctly

used middle bush

she wwarded it

used bush closer to her tower

shaco gank lvl 3

i wwas ganked by senna

i am

like

AHAHFSAHFSADHAFSDHH

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

i just came back to lane

you can watch the replay after if you wwant

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/rich-off-airpods-richoffairpods-stack-band-bandforband-gif-4351078540525453133

[naive bison]

try not to smile

[minor cypress]

Sure

[naive bison]

@minor cypress BRO

LIKE

I AM PLAYING ARROUND BUSHES

SHE USES FUCKING

[minor cypress]

Tbh tilting the darius is a good strat. They always aggro

[naive bison]

PINK WARD

AND YELLOW

I AM GENUINELY GOING TO EXPLODE

I STILL KILLED HERR

BUT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

IS HAPPENING

[minor cypress]

Is she using E to lasthit. Or spamming her pool at you?

[stoic girder]

Bro, you are being outplayed.

That's what's happening.

[simple ore]

holy mald

[minor cypress]

Stand in your wave so it hits minions, shoves into you, rush swifties and negatron cloak > stride.

[narrow lotus]

shut the fuck up cockrider you cocksucker

[minor cypress]

Wave mgmt and jg love is how you clap ranged top

[naive bison]

what wave management

i come back to lane

i get into a fight

[eager igloo]

I should go to shop buy stuff for dinner but my dog is falling asleep on me

Help

[minor cypress]

When you got back, was the lane neutral, pushing to or away?

Or we just unga bunga laning?

[eager igloo]

Do they still sell cyanide pills

[naive bison]

these are not relevant criticisms, i played my lane completely perfectly

i just kept getting fucking ganked

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/3Ee3mlo9P0.jpg

[primal rapids]

"Don't lowball me, I know what I got"

[coarse bear]

Check in on The Fart©
Xal having a breakdown over getting League mogged
Leave The Fart©

[stoic girder]

I don't think Xal knows what those words mean.

[naive bison]

0 mistakes in my gameplay

playing like fakerr

[pale ingot]

barbbbrbgrgleghegeggoogoaglgl

[coarse bear]

Ye ok

Hope you have fun in plastic 2

[primal rapids]

Have you considered not torturing yourself further and uninstalling League

[minor cypress]

So your wave was gankable?

[pale ingot]

women

maybe

idk league lore

[minor cypress]

Just put the match footage in the bag

[naive bison]

still in the match

[naive bison]

i think i got into a fight with her earlier

killed her but died

came back to lane

into a gank

[minor cypress]

Jg diff, gg king go next

[naive bison]

it was a supp

we turbo lost bot to fucking hwei apc

[naive bison]

bro i am getting 1 mil mastery players in fucking aerogel 7

it's so fucking insane how hardstuck some people are

[minor cypress]

What was ur botlane and their support?

[naive bison]

aph nami

[minor cypress]

HOLY GAP

All he had to do was put the cs in the bag and turbo scale

[prime zenith]

is brand still viable

[naive bison]

@minor cypress just to give you a perspective on the lane i had

both me and cass (who got 3 ganks)

had 30 cs by 8 min

[pale ingot]

say what you will but sometimes hoes be supernatural in nature with those tarot cards ive seen it in action

[minor cypress]

Found ur jg bro

[naive bison]

my jg is completely fine

[prisma venture]

shalom

[naive bison]

however if you check this shaco's ip adress

it's 100% gonna say Tel Aviv

[stoic girder]

He is going schizo.

"It's the 🧃 !"

[prisma venture]

it is tho

[naive bison]

he just stole baron

[naive bison]

this mossad agent had a rigged pager on baron

like i cba man

we killed them all but

[icy apex]

critically

[heady crow]

they really spent 4 ults and five gorillion summoner spells just to get my goat

https://tenor.com/view/faker-shush-gif-11473756061879643280

[prisma venture]

🗣️

man

[minor cypress]

You didnt tell him shalom?

[prisma venture]

im fucking drunk like a dog

[minor cypress]

I would too just to say we did it to em

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/faker-lol-league-of-legends-esports-skt-gif-15268572

this guy unironically is the tom brady of league

[prisma venture]

what is even esport about

[fluid heron]

who can no life the hardest on a game

[prisma venture]

sad

[naive bison]

gg we lost

barron elder

4 drakes vs 1

[fluid heron]

back in my fucking day we had simple kennys and olofmeister

[prisma venture]

bro

they still play no?

[fluid heron]

simple does

[naive bison]

@minor cypress like im darius into cass yone hwei shaco

AND SENNA

WHAT DO I EVEN DO IN THEORY

[fluid heron]

and now theres like a fat guy whos the messiah of the game now

[naive bison]

DEMOTED

[prisma venture]

fat

ofc

i know there was this down looking kid

in csgo

[fluid heron]

donk?

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-soprano-the-sopranos-shrug-nope-gif-22809893

i dont know

he looked like 12

[fluid heron]

this guy is also apparently the goat

[prisma venture]

yeah

this kid

[fluid heron]

yeah thats donk

hes like 18 or something

[prisma venture]

he is 18

[minor cypress]

Pray they let you split, giga aids comp. Cass decent counter, yone counters if he has hands, hwei afk shove.

[naive bison]

game already over

i was talking about last gmae

0 chance

got outranged

got counterpicked 5 times in 1 game

like it's so crazy

[fluid heron]

retards have such an interesting language

[naive bison]

howw much better these players are

rrly unlucky

[prisma venture]

man im 19 and i look like somones uncle

[stoic girder]

Smoke less.

[prisma venture]

and that twig looks well like twig

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/giga-chad-ksante-gif-27024389

[prisma venture]

fuck off

https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-nim-nim-gif-mocking-fuck-you-gif-12568811704906398103

[prisma venture]

man i love kcd

[icy apex]

KCD for czechs is what Witcher is to poles, yea?

[prisma venture]

"beer"

[icy apex]

this game is something to be proud of

[naive bison]

@minor cypress picked sett into what i assumed to be yasuo (he banned darius) but i am genuinely so brain-broken and assume the worst i took anti-ryze runes and build (second wind dshield)

[prisma venture]

yeah i would say so

but to be honest kcd is peak but i love other czech games too

arma series is fucking peak

euro truck/american truck aslo fun

i dont own vr but beat sabre is peak from what i heard

[fluid heron]

truly in my assripper era

[bold kettle]

Jack the Assripper

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/pokimane-thicc-fans-gif-20588518

[prisma venture]

do we know where he ended up?

[fluid heron]

no fucking clue

[bold kettle]

Who is that

[prisma venture]

assripper

[fluid heron]

king assripper

[prisma venture]

the one and only

[fluid heron]

you ever see the farting on my roomates door?

thats him

[bold kettle]

Oh my god i did

[fluid heron]

he does feeder content now

hes kind of a fucking freak

ngl

[prisma venture]

wdym feeder

[fluid heron]

you dont wanna know

[prisma venture]

yeah

tell me now

[fluid heron]

isnt there an urban dictionary command

[prisma venture]

use it

[fluid heron]

its disabled

he is the eater tho

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-sopranos-paulie-laughing-the-sopranos-tony-soprano-gif-23785315

lmao

this exist??

why

[fluid heron]

yes

[prisma venture]

[fluid heron]

no fucking clue

[naive bison]

@minor cypress UP 4-0 W EARE BACK

[fluid heron]

i used to go into those hangout vr chat lobbies with the tvs and would put king assripper on at full volume

funny as fuck every time

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/bateman-patrick-bateman-american-psycho-based-based-department-gif-20278087

[fluid heron]

specificially the ones where you can see his ass out and his underwear gets more and more brown overtime

[prisma venture]

thats just lovley

[lapis zinc]

visible wet spot to

[fluid heron]

yeah

[lapis zinc]

dont forget that

[placid sail]

well that puts some ordinary league heckling into fun new perspective

[prisma venture]

1 box of twinkies

2 box of twinkies

[naive bison]

@minor cypress like

my bad gang, faker 100% would have won this ( )

[prisma venture]

bot

thats my friend said who plays that gae game

and he knows more the u

so yeah u are bot

[simple ore]

the day you say something coherent i'll kill myself

[pseudo robin]

once i finish tarkov 1.0 i'm going to kill myself

[prisma venture]

i love u man thats why i say shit all the time

[simple ore]

hey you can't make a loophole

[naive bison]

shifty i blocked you, you have the speech intelligence of an aborted baby

[prisma venture]

says the who plays LoL

shame on you ruski

https://tenor.com/view/clint-eastwood-cowboy-smoke-smoking-gif-17650308

[quaint ore]

man

maybe it wasnt fucking worth it to give that mobo for a warranty

whatever it is what it is

[pseudo robin]

the retard who plays league of legends is calling other people stupid

https://tenor.com/view/ironic-star-wars-chode-gif-5274592

[prisma venture]

takes one to know one

[placid sail]

that's why they keep wiping seasons and re-releasing new version of it, they know y'all are eager to get off the hook

[pseudo robin]

please let me end the misery nikita

[stark gull]

Repost?

[sour inlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1292077547030315011/1375376917946962011/7320831648431688416.gif

[placid sail]

just one more run aussie... we're adding some new labs and bosses... it's gonna be soooo good I swear to you... just 30 more bucks and you're gonna feel amazing my boy...

[prisma venture]

https://www.tiktok.com/@willeygoat/video/7565321945974050061?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7568553643692738070

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

this true?

btw

yall seen that 20k$ robot?

[river zealot]

[icy apex]

Good job man

[quaint ore]

Huh nice

[naive bison]

doxxed

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/tomscott-i-am-outside-your-house-doxxing-gif-25746826

[naive bison]

gonna lose anotyher game

8-3 caitlyn

[narrow lotus]

gg

[naive bison]

it's wwhatever man

we rage queue the next game

[storm stream]

Congratulations!

[naive bison]

tell the teammates to vote against benjamin netanyahu and go next

same full combo for 5 games

my diana said i lost lane

[river zealot]

Thanks fellas

[naive bison]

lobotomy free nowadays i guess

could have done betterr

on the writing

but gj

[prisma venture]

nice bro

u are inglish man now

[quaint ore]

I shit you not our native english exams are harder than IELTS @river zealot

[river zealot]

Yeah I did an English olympiad earlier and shat myself

Didnt even pass the first tour

[naive bison]

how is that related to the contest

[prisma venture]

cato

[river zealot]

I think i scored 72 or so and passing to next tour was like 80+

[quaint ore]

tfw Eastern European schooling system is more anal about english than english countries

[naive bison]

btw on the topic of shitting i shat on 2 out of the like 5-6 finals you need to take to finish school

[quaint ore]

gotta raise that new generation of immigrants and low pay construction workers

[naive bison]

stressful situation and i void my bowels like a skunk or sth

never get into a fight with me

[quaint ore]

i still dont get why the fuck we got in philology and morphology of Lithuanian language

[naive bison]

AND MY ENEMY LANER GETS TO LAST PICK AND COUNTER PICK ME AGAIN

[quaint ore]

we straight up were pulling words apart like lego

and marking each individual piece and what it was for

[slender rock]

Language nerds with a fetish

[quaint ore]

i guess its cool to have a deep understanding of the language

but 90% of people forget it

[slender rock]

Everyone needs their obsession

[quaint ore]

cause they are not the sort who will have serious conversations requiring deep understanding of how to speak

[slender rock]

Of course

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/fr-lie-gif-9063740662564569899

after a cerain point you talk like vaush

just to feel better about urself

and actually in reality say nothing

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-gif-3199541352466413723

[slender rock]

Alo you you

[simple ore]

hello

[slender rock]

How many crimes did you commit in your sleep last night?

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-baumer-all-quiet-on-the-western-front-all-quiet-gif-27475679

[simple ore]

none

i had a very weird dream that i don't remember

i might have slept 14 hours

[slender rock]

Damn, you have 15 crimes to commit to meet your monthly quota

So far you have just 2

[quaint ore]

my dreams lowkey look like flashforwards to my future

[simple ore]

gonna download an indie game 5 billion times and make an indie dev bankrupt

[river zealot]

Its all just war dreams

[storm stream]

I wish I was better at Germanand Russian

[slender rock]

Best ones you wake up cussing or screaming at someone

Done that before

[storm stream]

But I suppose a fella can learn

[simple ore]

i had a dream where i thought i had a dream that pridicted what happened inside the dream

fucked up shit

[quaint ore]

i shit you not its either me training for something or doing some weird shit like breaking into a house

my ass is hard wired to be a CAGtard

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1298144575227035679/1428205823573889094/attachment.gif

[high wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202396018054926336/1231691049051750582/caption_1-1.gif

[simple ore]

my dreams are retarded hallucinations

i have like 1 coherent one every 10 years

[slender rock]

Never stop working, and your brain took that to heart

[quaint ore]

like i vividly remember climbing a fence with some group of guys with me

[simple ore]

the one i remember most is when i was 7 my cousin gave me his ps2
and then i woke up and didn't find it

[quaint ore]

and then sprinting into some building

then my dream memory cuts off

[high wing]

i literally had a dream that there was military testing going on near a supercenter and they got mad at me for crossing cause there was no barriers or warning signs to cross

and for some reason i was walking around with a pc monitor

[simple ore]

the worst one i had was a dream where i had a fight with my dad
i never been happier to wake up

[quaint ore]

bro the worst dream I had was when I just randomly began snapping necks of people and i will never forget this feeling of something going limp in my hands like a sack of potatoes

like i dont know what that was about

[simple ore]

the scariest one is where i got stabbed
and there was a group of people but i couldn't scream

that shit was horrifying

[lapis zinc]

hotline miami dream

[slender rock]

One nightmare I had someone shot up the house here, and I had to CQB clear shit it was very odd

[slender rock]

For some reason it was a two story but the house isn't?

😶

[simple ore]

i had a dream in elementary school of my crush resting in my lap

born to be an incel

[quaint ore]

ngl i probably should stop playing stealth action games that shit will turn me into a sleepwalking killer one day

[slender rock]

Not born to be incel you're just retarded.

[quaint ore]

should go on a hike with some friends again maybe

[slender rock]

Hike inda woods

Innndaaaa woooods

I want one of these

[quaint ore]

gonna make a vril edit out of the hike @heady crow style

[slender rock]

Ye

[lapis zinc]

make sure it has mge in it

and also gachi

[heady crow]

ngl autumn is somewhat peak camping time. Just sucks that it gets dark at like 4pm

but hiking when its like 4-10c outside is great

[naive bison]

another game lost

we are goingg to be 1-6 soon

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-gif-20380596

doing lebron numbers but in reverse right now

[fallow spruce]

what does nnn fart mean

[slender rock]

Nicole nibble nimble

[stoic girder]

How many games is that?

Nevermind, I'm retarded.

[naive bison]

7

6 losses

with 1 win

[stoic girder]

Demote inc.

[naive bison]

oh dw i already have

genuinely FUCK these players

i am so fucking mad

i am at that stage of anger that is just apathy

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/coach-slapping-angry-football-gif-19141438

^xal

[naive bison]

i would genuinely justify

nevermind

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/fine-addition-my-collection-gif-15791591638208860670

[prisma venture]

man just stop

for your own sake

[naive bison]

1-6 now

lets make it 1-8

[thick wadi]

man i love hate queuing

[naive bison]

was just denied last pick as a top laner by a bot laner

[prisma venture]

bro is losing it real time

film it

[prisma venture]

what a fucking chad

[naive bison]

they blinded renekton and i genuinely do not own champs that are good into him

picked mundo

i just q the minions

i cba

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/installing-league-of-legends-fat-downloading-gif-25813085

[storm stream]

I was just about to post the same image and tag Xalrider

[naive bison]

great start

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/you-dropped-this-king-you-dropped-this-queen-you-dropped-this-you-dropped-this-king-meme-you-dropped-this-meme-gif-25206668

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb-xoXDzZlU

[worldly gate]

Lol

[prisma venture]

@naive bison

man how can grown ass man rage at carton game

[slender rock]

You'd be surprised

Or not

Perhaps more disappointed

[prisma venture]

yeah disappointed

people xal's age went to war

[fluid heron]

i love watching gsp videos

theyll pit you into the 7 circles of hell

and a guy running from gsp on a bike

hes going to fucking die

[visual stirrup]

damn

artem doxxed himself in this chat?

[primal kayak]

I don't know

I'm happy that I could help

[visual stirrup]

the post is still there

you can see his surname and everything

[primal kayak]

I honestly couldn't care less

@river zealot

[river zealot]

yeah

surname is whatever really

like youre gonna find me

[visual stirrup]

it is a unique surname

i'll drop by if i'm ever in ukraine

[river zealot]

uhuh

[grave bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-stare-gif-18177876402917143905

[primal kayak]

Fellas I made avocado cream

[fluid heron]

fellas i creamed

[visual stirrup]

will you be in ukraine much longer?
I don't know the significance of this english proficiency test.

[river zealot]

nice name

[primal kayak]

Creamed what?

[river zealot]

yeah i want to study medicine here

cheaper and i have family

in the field

[primal kayak]

Creamed where?

[visual stirrup]

I got so sick of flop complaining that I decided to block him
I'll start pinging him now.
He's going to learn how to block people at some point.

He knows I can't see him begging

so there's no point complaining

@tidal trellis

[river zealot]

i plan on finishing medicine here, and confirming my degree somewhere in the west, or if possible doing studen trasnfer shit they do sometimes

[tidal trellis]

do you mind resetting my heart-beat after being jumpscared 2x by a chimera

[quaint ore]

Nice

[visual stirrup]

i see 1 blocked message

right on cue

[tidal trellis]

or is it heart-rate, I forgot

one of the 3

[primal kayak]

Your heart skipped a beat

[tidal trellis]

exactly

[prisma venture]

shalom flop

how we doin today

[naive bison]

just got carried this game

[primal kayak]

Still playing lol?

[naive bison]

really boring

0-4-1 but every death is a gank from the fed jg

could solo kill enemy laner always

[visual stirrup]

Must have some really strong teammates...

[naive bison]

turbo won lane

[naive bison]

no just barely human

all it requires

[tidal trellis]

okay just slowly getting my heart-rate back to normal

after being jumpscared

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[stoic girder]

Fighting words.

[primal rapids]

I bring a sort of instability vibe to my road trips that the zone doesn't really like

[prisma venture]

bruh

[visual stirrup]

I bring a 11 shots of whiskey vibe to the highway that the police don't like

[naive bison]

@simple ore @minor cypress i am now after 3.5 hours at the exact same place as i started today

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

1 game to rank up

[visual stirrup]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[prisma venture]

what rank?

[simple ore]

it's a sign

[prisma venture]

based,

[simple ore]

open the boxes and you'll be promoted

[solar breach]

Goonmaxxing

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/you-take-a-sip-from-your-trusty-vault-13-canteen-vault-13-new-vegas-fallout-new-vegas-vault-13-canteen-gif-18295724930237500807

[primal rapids]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlbmRGvLExY

[stark gull]

What's next? Hip fire scope stick?

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/memeslich/status/1985161002674180595

memeslich 💀 dnd memes (@memeslich)

https://t.co/umJdAiHhnP

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 3, 2025, 1:44 AM

[primal rapids]

Tis but a fur wound

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-just-a-flesh-wound-kicked-flesh-wound-wound-gif-12275696

[primal kayak]

Fellas

Would you live in a barbie world?

[tidal trellis]

no

[split canyon]

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[tidal trellis]

why!

[fallow trellis]

yes

I get to ken

https://tenor.com/view/ken-hand-heart-ryan-gosling-barbie-movie-gif-17903404145209157596

[naive bison]

cartoon crunch sound effect

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-any-ibuprofen-i-have-a-headache-meme-ibuprofen-meme-anime-girl-meme-mood-gif-17693332636758375379

[narrow sorrel]

does my crotch get smoothed?

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/brainrotpostig/status/1985134021211484421

brainrot dimension (@brainrotpostig)

https://t.co/4zS5ZbFBv2

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 2, 2025, 11:56 PM

[stoic girder]

Animated? Hell no.

Universal threats.

[narrow sorrel]

https://youtu.be/H1XtvbFvCv0?si=gEFAk6mjvUOgUk0M

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/cago-gif-15532850904342057719

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-scratching-nuts-gif-6429140231519519993

[proud cipher]

ok the cheesy buldak ramen is actually bussin

though it would be spicy af cause thats what ppl were saying but its like actually pleasant hot comparing to the 2x spice one

[narrow sorrel]

did you eat the 2x one?

[proud cipher]

i did but long time ago

2x is my limit tho tried the 3x or 4x i forgot and it was just straight up unpleasant

[primal rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/Trail_Cams/status/1985098023987220762

trailcam (@Trail_Cams)

https://t.co/g8nSdMKEUR

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 2, 2025, 9:33 PM

[viscid dirge]

DayZ Moment

[eager igloo]

So true

[primal kayak]

That one neighbor deciding to start cutting wood with their chainsaw on saturday 6 am

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-cute-lazy-gif-13212163

[honest current]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-alo-hello-phone-call-gif-20320635

[visual stirrup]

@tidal trellis

https://tenor.com/view/sideshow-bob-rakes-gif-10807867

[verbal needle]

You be what

[tidal trellis]

hey!

[visual stirrup]

block me, pussy

[visual stirrup]

I can't read your post

but I assume you're bitching

[verbal needle]

He's not

He just said hey

[bold kettle]

hip

[placid sail]

I see that you're experiencing some kind of newfound madness

[idle veldt]

Beat it crazy style flop

[tidal trellis]

guh?

[idle veldt]

Worst chatter confirmed

[placid sail]

don't talk with your mouth full flop

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-know-kylo-ren-ben-solo-ben-swolo-adam-driver-gif-18172410183960697461

[bold kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/hunger-games-i-volunteer-jennifer-lawrence-gif-8097751

[honest current]

hug

[placid sail]

ER would be so thrilled

[placid sail]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[bold kettle]

tutorial

[placid sail]

press WASD to move around

[bold kettle]

i give up its to hard

[placid sail]

type !falco for additional help

[toxic sundial]

i think

[high wing]

i aint watching that devil

[fallow trellis]

everytime i wanna stay at your house plays on my cyberpunk car radio i change lanes into the sidewalk

[drifting mantle]

I had a stroke reading that

[bold kettle]

i stroked while reading

[placid sail]

quote marks do be doing some important work

[high wing]

"what do you mean" i asked free