🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

trailblazers had a if maybe a bit radical, but sure way of handling the usurpation of power, modern americans have jackshit against it

[idle veldt]

That’s not true

[placid sail]

it's all getting hazed in the red tape, shitting in your ears and so on, and factually, a bunch of assholes do whatever they please to the detriment of the most

[idle veldt]

There are many laws against exactly what you are complaining about

[wooden harbor]

i like to think of it like this : in the beginning there were fewer layers of abstraction built into our law and our customs. as time went on, more and more layers of abstraction have piled on to the point where one can argue anything means anything in a court of law and everything has become inefficient and abusable because of it

[idle veldt]

That’s completely and categorically false

You think our judicial system is the LEAST functioning part of the country?

[wooden harbor]

idk if its the least but it sure as hell aint functioning for shit

[idle veldt]

How so

[placid sail]

and this is why I think the trailblazers have something quite handy in any era, the ability to step aside from the complex ever increasing law space and just go plainly "but am I getting fucked over right now, and for no good reason, or not", and risk their hide to contest this, peacefully or not

[idle veldt]

It’s literally the only branch working right now

Statewide and federal

[storm stream]

Hilarious.
Presidents come and go. Major CEOs and many powerful govt workers are basically free to sit in they positions and organise and collude however they want ('deepstate' etc)

[wooden harbor]

i watch rich and powerful people do heinous shit all the time and get away without reppercussions due to absurd applications of the law that offend any kind of common sense

[heady crow]

I like pioneer trees like birch

[placid sail]

boy would you love assaulting our lands

[idle veldt]

Then people need to vote for a president who will crack down on CEOs and whatever shit you care about

[storm stream]

JFK

Nixon

[placid sail]

birches for days bruno

they don't know what to do with that much

[heady crow]

We used to have a fuckton of birch pulpwood coming from there to our factories in eastern finland

Like a ridiculous amount

But well things change

We make do

[wooden harbor]

yes there is something to be admired about how direct and uncomplicated it can be, even if it doesn't necessarily mean justice will be done more often. it at least meant things didnt get bogged down and go nowhere like they seem to always now.

[gleaming grove]

Politic-Brain again now arent we

[verbal needle]

[pale ingot]

this chat is boring, post porn

[verbal needle]

It's always political

[gleaming grove]

Here ya go

[pale ingot]

thanks

[storm stream]

Porn is political

[solar breach]

thanks

[idle veldt]

I would rather have a process and law and litigation rather than a king acting unilaterally

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/political-halo-halo5-red-halo-red-gif-18630542

[gleaming grove]

Not the See Plus Plus

[verbal needle]

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[gleaming grove]

I dont want to have knowledgeeee

[wooden harbor]

agreed. i am not a huge fan of monarchy

[verbal needle]

I dont wanna learn a shitty coding frame

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1237878426090602506/1416497988754215013/togif-6.gif

[wooden harbor]

but a monarch is what you will get if the law becomes useless

[gleaming grove]

Lemme do you one better

[solar breach]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946829076197412914/948970621478502470/264408267_1.gif

[placid sail]

if there's no punishment or pushback from the populace, then there's nothing to lose from abuse and no risk for the ruling system. our particular populace got so numbed by a century of ball busting it is very feasible that putin eating a newborn on live TV would still produce only a very minor backlash followed by a lot of people rationalizing it

[verbal needle]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-gif-23976170

[heady crow]

Me and bzeek in a few years in the trenches

[idle veldt]

There are people in this chat that argue for populist strongmen and don’t give a shit about law or process

[gleaming grove]

Tiannemen Square?

[wooden harbor]

and they have a good reason to act that way. congress is worse than useless most of the time

[pale ingot]

thats what its all about

[solar breach]

thats it im downloading nsfw statues for skyrim

[idle veldt]

That’s the most anti-democracy thing

[gleaming grove]

@pale ingot

[idle veldt]

That’s literally exactly how fascists take over

[wooden harbor]

well that is depressing. i was hoping things over there were a bit better

[pale ingot]

you cant outrun the horsegirls anyway you might as well

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-daiwa-scarlet-special-week-vodka-uma-musume-gif-11693792881395078105

oops wrong one

https://tenor.com/view/summoning-gold-ship-golshi-pegs-umamusume-gif-8824527722144997733

[verbal needle]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-daiwa-scarlet-special-week-vodka-uma-musume-gif-11693792881395078105

[heady crow]

Thats the same gif though?

[verbal needle]

Nuh uh

[wooden harbor]

i can't really get upset with people for wanting to get rid of it when it does nothing for them

it all comes back to the noblesse oblige concept i started with....

[idle veldt]

It does do something for you

People just didn’t vote enough

[placid sail]

we're genociding a sibling nation with people having relatives and friends on the other side, with a lot of our own casualties, getting shadowbanned by half the world and facing immense financial crisis for that, all at the pretense of some conspiracies and false flags, mf what exactly gave you "a bit better" vibe?

[idle veldt]

And now the authoritarian strongman is in charge

And congress will be sidelined more because they didn’t vote

[wooden harbor]

well usually my country is enemies with other countries for idiotic reasons so if i dont know any better i assume the other country is doing something right lol

[placid sail]

life is a farce

[wooden harbor]

i prefer to call it a dream

[narrow sorrel]

the book I actually had

[wooden harbor]

or perhaps a nightmare sometimes lol

[narrow sorrel]

wait

"single variable"

nvm

[storm stream]

the "authoritarian strongman" was the lesser evil compared to the criminal anarchy in the 90s

[idle veldt]

I don’t know what you are referring to, but it probably wasn’t and still isnt today

[wooden harbor]

lambert doesnt get that the choice was between one authoritarian and another

[storm stream]

Russia during the 90s

[wooden harbor]

red or blue, the trend has remained the same : more authoritarianism

(this is why the ranks of the people that dont vote grow every year)

[narrow sorrel]

It's all Dan Quayle

[storm stream]

Sorry, I though you were replying to Busy

[narrow sorrel]

Dan Quayle all the way down

[idle veldt]

I don’t think it’s good for other countries either

[idle veldt]

But especially not this one

[narrow sorrel]

We have the authoritarian meme man because the American people chose him.

Now everyone will get to be on the wild ride

[pale ingot]

ohh my gaw is tuis chat stll poltitica .brev

[idle veldt]

Yes

[pale ingot]

yalll suuuck

[wooden harbor]

take a nap

[storm stream]

clearly

[narrow sorrel]

boliticsfarting

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/israelites-iuic-12tribes-hebrews-black-jesus-gif-15090648

[idle veldt]

And the response should not be “eh who cares about voting, both sides are the same, guess I’ll just roll over and get fucked”

[wooden harbor]

most bipartisan statement possible

[idle veldt]

That’s called apathy

And it’s cringe

It’s for pussies

[wooden harbor]

yeah you can call it apathy, but once again i'll say : if voting could fix this it would already be illegal.

[stoic girder]

The problem with choosing the lesser evil is that it can get worse until both of them are the same.

[storm stream]

People in the US desperately need to vote for 3rd/ind parties

or should've decades ago

[idle veldt]

They are making it illegal

They are rigging votes

Stand up to it

[stoic girder]

How are they making it illegal?

[idle veldt]

No that is literally the exact opposite of what you should do

[wooden harbor]

rigging votes has been going on since elections have been occuring. that is one thing, but how are they making voting illegal? i have not heard of such a thing

[storm stream]

why

[idle veldt]

3rd parties will not win in this country until we have ranked choice or multi parties

It’s throwing your vote away

It’s for fools

[storm stream]

weren't it Kamala's bunch who were letting in thousandsd of people from Mexico so theyll vote for them without ID?

[wooden harbor]

i wouldnt say that. when one of two assholes is going to be lying to you as they steal from you, voting for neither is perfectly reasonable

[idle veldt]

No, that is a lie

[toxic sundial]

"both sides r bad guy" is dumb and cringe

[idle veldt]

No, that is stupid

[wooden harbor]

only if it's not true

[idle veldt]

You vote for the better candidate

Always

[pale ingot]

both sides r gae

[storm stream]

fuuuck

[toxic sundial]

if only we had decades of evidence and experience to inform us on future decisions

[wooden harbor]

well i do

and that's how i learned to look past the uniparty

[storm stream]

teh entire clinton dynasty need to be ###### for knee-capping Bernie

[storm stream]

what if I think the better candidate is neither red, nor blu

[wooden harbor]

and the whole DNC leadership since they are the ones that carried out the plan

[idle veldt]

Then you interpreted the evidence wrong

Or were lied to

And you believed it

[idle veldt]

Then throw away your vote

[wooden harbor]

we are all lied to 24/7. that's the difficulty of being american

[idle veldt]

Continue to waste your own time

[idle veldt]

Yes by a specific party, that specifically keeps making things measurably worse

[wooden harbor]

hopefully one day you take off the blinders and see your favorite side is also full of liars and cheats

[idle veldt]

Well you could like, prove it to me

[wooden harbor]

this isnt the kind of space for that

[idle veldt]

Or provide some evidence that MAGA isnt so much worse than dems

But you couldn’t do that

[wooden harbor]

if i could sit down with you in person i would by happy to try

[toxic sundial]

convenient

[storm stream]

the censorship is biased

[idle veldt]

You are worse than the apathetic people by the way

You look at hitler jr. and Kamala Harris and say “idk it’s so hard to choose”

[simple ore]

kill them both

vote vermin supreme

[wooden harbor]

hitler actually had an ideology

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/vermin-supreme-libertarian-party-boot-flag-beard-gif-17239330

[wooden harbor]

trump aint got anything like that

unless it's 'make trump look good'

[toxic sundial]

I want my horse

[storm stream]

vilification aint gnna get people to join your side, bud

or prove a point

[idle veldt]

I don’t want you on my side, you can’t discern hitler jr and Kamala Harris

[simple ore]

it's shit vs turd and the american retard fell for it

[stoic girder]

Apparently he wants to go to heaven.

[idle veldt]

The people that puppet trump, like Stephan miller and Vance, are absolutely hitler jr

[primal rapids]

Can we not talk about politics in the meme channel, FOR FIVE MINUTES

[wooden harbor]

so you are aware that what you said was absurd

[toxic sundial]

something something everything is politics dontchaknow

[stoic girder]

Vance, the mastermind

https://tenor.com/view/jd-vance-meme-jd-vance-mcartist-maryanne-chisholm-gif-9942861388404063681

[storm stream]

false accusation + I'm not very familiar with Kamala

[wooden harbor]

he also wants a peace prize. man wants a lotta things he's never gonna get!

[idle veldt]

Exactly, and now you must suffer the consequences, along with me

Thank!

[gleaming grove]

Offtopic is boring again, post porn

[pale ingot]

yummers

[lapis zinc]

Ikr, it's funny how rules are enforced here because one small slipup with a meme and your muted but the 4 or so people that constantly bring up politics aren't even warned

[frail kettle]

Can we not post memes in the politics channel, FOR FIVE MINUTES

[stoic girder]

Robert has immunity.

[primal rapids]

It's probably because the mods know they'd be playing whack-a-mole over it

Half the regulars in here are psychologically incapable of NOT bringing up politics

[lapis zinc]

Not really just drop like 4 people and it would drastically improve

[wooden harbor]

I FEEL CALLED OUT

[frail kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-kenobi-of-course-i-know-him-hes-me-gif-12774102

[stoic girder]

Sadly that comes with them being American.

[wooden harbor]

your honor, in my defense i am american, and therefore retarded

[prisma quartz]

Trump.

[frail kettle]

let's just get a seperate politicsfart channel already

[lapis zinc]

Not disappear mind you but it would improve

[stoic girder]

That would be a bad idea.

Imagine the shit storm.

[storm stream]

For better or worse, I'm not a US citizen

[frail kettle]

that's what i'm hoping for

[prisma quartz]

make a politics channel where if you talk there you get insta-muted

[primal rapids]

Yes, but the shitstorm would be contained, away from the shitposting channel

[stoic girder]

Half the Russians on the server would get banned overnight.

[frail kettle]

[toxic sundial]

like the bot honey pot channels, good idea

[idle veldt]

You will still be affected

Don’t worry

[frail kettle]

Nah, i'd win

[lapis zinc]

Oh no... anyways

[storm stream]

How do you know and how so?

[stoic girder]

That comes with them being the most influential hegemony on the planet.

[wooden harbor]

i figure that since a good deal of memes carry a political message it's pretty much impossible to keep a memes channel totaly free of politics unless u want to go full stalin on them bitches

[stoic girder]

Nevermind, it was a retarded reply.

[idle veldt]

America controls the world, if it turns into a shithole like Russia, that would affect you

[wooden harbor]

we will, until we dont. that day is coming

[toxic sundial]

I got a new phone like 3 weeks ago and they transferred everything over so all my saved pictures are there but the discord viewer has like randomized it all so if I scroll enough down it's a mix of like 6 years worth of nonsense

[lapis zinc]

Kaleidescope of memes

[wooden harbor]

can you sort them?

[simple ore]

nuclear hellfire

[toxic sundial]

you don't say #🎪bruh-fart message

[stoic girder]

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[idle veldt]

No youyou, global poverty

[simple ore]

most of the world is already poor

fuck it

[toxic sundial]

it's on my phone so I can't like get into files and actually maneuver things how I want them yknow

[stoic girder]

Have you gone outside?

[toxic sundial]

Which is cringe

[wooden harbor]

global poverty AKA the disappearance of the middle class?

[idle veldt]

No

[wooden harbor]

well i know you can access your phone like any drive on your computer, but i'm not sure if moving them around in file explorer on the computer would change anything when using the phone 🤔

[toxic sundial]

also there's a quantity to it, even if I could move them around it's uhh, everything I had saved ever

old old ex gf pic in there type stuff yknow

and its only the discord viewer my photo app is all normal

Idk

[wooden harbor]

sounds like u gotta bite the bullet and do some spring cleaning

[toxic sundial]

I'm a tech person I don't clean, I move everything to a labeled hard drive with 3 backups in my basement and do a factory reset 🙂

[wooden harbor]

HAH

the joys of being a clueless layperson

[storm stream]

So you just throw all the junk into a closet

Do you actually need those pictures? Just delete

[toxic sundial]

in case it is ever needed yes

you never really know

y'know we only know about most of roman history because and Irish priest just kept every book ever in his basement

or something like that

[storm stream]

Based Irish

[wooden harbor]

yeah, but we dont gain much from him hoarding his journal entries of how the bar maid keeps ignoring his advances

[high wing]

me right now

[stoic girder]

This would make me fall in love so fast

[lapis zinc]

Could be true

[toxic sundial]

Information is power, therefore info hoarding is the most based hobby, or so the blue feathered eyeball that whispers things to me says

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/hypixel-forums-gif-23300389

[pale ingot]

stroke it a lil @high wing

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/jiggling-cat-jiggle-cat-cat-jiggle-gif-5379945260027652794

[idle veldt]

Just a little tho

[idle veldt]

Not a lot

[lapis zinc]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DMqVQSlvFg3/

[worldly gate]

Most polished cod game

[solar breach]

lmao dagoth ur companion for skyrim released recently and one of his combat lines is "Let's beat him to death with hammers." i love this modder

[wooden harbor]

ahh hell is it time to install skyrim again?

dagothwave wasn't enough

[pale ingot]

sigma

[solar breach]

dude the mod is so fucking funny

im not gonna spoil a lot of the lines

[wooden harbor]

i have heard some of them already i think, and they would make a new playthrough much funnier

[vast wren]

jarate

[simple ore]

one is not like the others

[idle veldt]

Silent hill f(emale)

[solar breach]

this cocksucker handed me this

i cannot believe i lost the game to dagoth ur

[silent pawn]

https://youtu.be/qKR-G1EuYyg?si=x0rwhz85WlW6LFwJ

PLEASE

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-gif-27239766

[gleaming grove]

Wtf

Brainfart has its limit

[toxic sundial]

they should invent a normal brainfarter I think. Would be novel

[glad carbon]

You?

[slender rock]

Wtf

[toxic sundial]

i think

[visual stirrup]

lies

you don't think

[fluid heron]

Peasants are delivering my late night snack

[solar breach]

Thanks insta

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/what-whatever-really-disney-pixar-gif-7294687

[silent pawn]

Ai generated

[fluid heron]

Like she doesn't know the fucking answer

[stark gull]

Movement 112%

[rocky geode]

this is fuckin diabolical

[deep topaz]

wife

[fallow trellis]

same

[fallow trellis]

sir that is an animal

[spring quail]

how deep is this game? i dont remember when i got it but it looks fun

[idle veldt]

It’s good

I’ve watched like 100 hours of it

[glad carbon]

isnt there some bird guy in this one

[deep topaz]

yes

[idle veldt]

Wish it wasn’t Chinese

[deep topaz]

Large is anti chinese? mods, strip away this guy's EBT card

[glad carbon]

[deep topaz]

give money now

[fallow trellis]

please dont be a rug pull, please dont be a rug pull, please dont be a rug pull, please dont be a rug pull, please dont be a rug pull, please dont be a rug pull

[idle veldt]

My cbt card

[deep topaz]

what is this

[fallow trellis]

Titan Fall 3 basically

Titan fall but ww style

https://tenor.com/view/diesel-knights-what-was-that-mech-gun-pointed-gif-2058210595008970270

[deep topaz]

What's ww style

[ruby minnow]

wolkswagen

[fallow trellis]

worldwar

most of the guns look like garants and mp40s

alpha gameplay

[minor cypress]

Pretty fun once you get past the furry stuff

[deep topaz]

you can play as a rottweiler that dual-wields

need i say more

[idle veldt]

It’s not Halloween yet Quinn

[visual stirrup]

fuck off

it's spooktober

[idle veldt]

Cringetober more like

[visual stirrup]

kystober

robertshouldkillhimselftober

[idle veldt]

Walking down the street and people have decorations of like, children being killed and bloody clowns and killers from movies that are rated R

It’s stupid

And some of the houses have jumpscares

Like what are we doing

[deep topaz]

having some holiday spirit, you crone

[visual stirrup]

no accounting for bad taste

bad taste can ruin any holiday

[idle veldt]

I love the holidays (Christmas)

[visual stirrup]

all hail the coca cola man

https://tenor.com/view/gav-cross-santa-father-father-christmas-christmas-gif-26753728

[idle veldt]

🤚

[visual stirrup]

i keep hearing that red wasn't always his color

[idle veldt]

Yeah he was green too

[visual stirrup]

some coca cola ad made it that way

in russia, ded moroz is wears blue

well, I think red suits him best

[idle veldt]

Who

Some sort of off brand Santa

[visual stirrup]

context, MF
Ded Moroz (Grandfather Frost)

[idle veldt]

Ain’t got shit on Santa

[deep topaz]

saint nick is better

[visual stirrup]

Ded Moroz doesn't have slave race to make gifts for him

fuck the elves, btw

[idle veldt]

Wdym slaves

They like doing it

[visual stirrup]

falling for big santa propaganda, I see

every oppressor likes to make it seem that way

[idle veldt]

Ok prove me wrong

Do you have any evidence they don’t like it

[visual stirrup]

all your sources of information are christmas movies (santa's propaganda)

[idle veldt]

That beats your nothing

🎅

Sorry

🎅🏿

[visual stirrup]

you're gonna wake up tomorrow in a cold basement wearing an elf costume

and not the sexy kind

[idle veldt]

I’ll make it sexy

[visual stirrup]

we'll see how much you like making presents in the cold

[glad carbon]

The forest gnomes??? Hello???

[fallow trellis]

bro just say you get scared easily

[idle veldt]

I get scared easy

[fallow trellis]

[idle veldt]

But these little kids that are going trick or treating will get scared too

And that’s not fun

Pumpkin patches are fun

[fallow trellis]

little kids

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[idle veldt]

Getting candy is fun

Walking up to leather face with a bloody chainsaw and he jumps at you is not fun

[deep topaz]

it's halloween you weenie

it's supposed to be scary

[idle veldt]

Nah that’s lame

[minor cypress]

You're telling me making a haunted house, having a few beers and dressing in a gorilla suit to scare people and handout candy isn't fun?

[idle veldt]

That sounds very lame

[deep topaz]

the fun part is being the scarer, not the scare-ee

[idle veldt]

Yeah the fun part of being a bully is being the bully, not the bull-ee

[deep topaz]

you had a lot of lunch money stolen, didn't you

[minor cypress]

Low tier bait, i expected better

[idle veldt]

Who used lunch money

How old are you

[deep topaz]

remember when you used physical currency to buy things

i guess I'm prehistoric

[idle veldt]

For school lunch man

You didn’t just pack it or get it from the cafeteria

[deep topaz]

you use your physical money to purchase food from the cafeteria

[idle veldt]

No never

Did you live in some shithole state that doesn’t give it for free

[frail kettle]

no politics mentioned within the past hour, channel fell off

[glad carbon]

@idle veldt let's watch scary movies

[idle veldt]

I’m watching the second twilight movie on Saturday

That movie is very scary, it has vampires and werewolves

[glad carbon]

I said scary you silly twink

[glad carbon]

Are you dressing up for Halloween

[idle veldt]

No

[glad carbon]

You should go as bi dracula

[idle veldt]

Dracula is already bi

[glad carbon]

No he's bitesexual

Not bi

[idle veldt]

+2

[frail kettle]

they hate to see a girlboss winning

[fallow trellis]

i dont see a girlboss anywhere

just a good boy

[frail kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/david-hasselhoff-true-truth-nuke-spongebob-movie-gif-10152461791604628524

[deep topaz]

that must feel disgusting to wear

[deep topaz]

when Joe asks other Joe to wear a costume

[slender rock]

@deep topaz

[drifting mantle]

@heady crow

[quaint ore]

What a horrible time to open discord

[fallow trellis]

woman sweat particles

[deep topaz]

they don't want the smoke

[fallow trellis]

get out of the house bro

walk outside

[stark gull]

So true

🤡

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-gif-4610803

Anyways

Hello

[broken pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-dance-cat-cat-dancing-friday-gif-9016231

[primal kayak]

[stark gull]

Mixed couple of gun world

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1359094921436332066/1433294644053016787/G4PJ5RZWkAAa0nD.jpg

[obtuse narwhal]

ik someone playing outer worlds 2, this shit looks like concord 💔 how can obsidian have fallen so far from grace making mid games nonstop

[deep topaz]

obligatory flag armor

[idle veldt]

This armor was in the first game

Also it’s supposed to look garish

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1114231072973140142/1433148093485940846/THE_FIRST_GALACTIC_EMPIREstarwars_reelsinstagram_real_reels_edit.mp4?ex=69044b6c&is=6902f9ec&hm=fb59a42b06d7d4fe9310eb3650cd307523a86ee88f15120a5e6b316831c1d461&

man i wish star wars didnt get sold to disney

[manic cave]

i what

[deep topaz]

back when star wars was about something (taxes)

[coarse bear]

Vietnam

[slender rock]

[primal kayak]

Space sperm

[idle veldt]

This comet is not that unusual

It’s shaped a little weird

[eager igloo]

I hope you get whats coming for you

[idle veldt]

But it’s very similar to other comets in the solar system

[eager igloo]

Slop

[primal kayak]

Are you a comet expert?

[idle veldt]

No but I just looked it up

[slender rock]

It isn't mre grade

[primal kayak]

You sound like a professional

[idle veldt]

All the evidence collected on this comet tell that it’s a normal comet

And is acting like a normal comet

[deep topaz]

large is a professional bait attempter

[idle veldt]

There is a famous scientist that said this comet could be evidence of an extra terrestrial spacecraft

[idle veldt]

But he later said it’s probably just a comet, but it would cool if it was a spacecraft

[primal kayak]

Didn't the pentagon confirm aliens? Or were they just joking?

[idle veldt]

They did not

[slender rock]

They we're bullshitting

[idle veldt]

They confirmed there were things they didn’t know

[primal kayak]

Aw

[idle veldt]

And couldn’t easily explain

[primal kayak]

So basically me during a math exam

[idle veldt]

But they had no evidence of aliens so far

[slender rock]

@primal kayak Rob is huffing boiled dog ass don't listen to the retard

[primal kayak]

What is huffing

[idle veldt]

Inhaling

[slender rock]

Because there isn't any

[idle veldt]

But hard?

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/sniff-matt-cairns-corridor-crew-smell-smelling-it-gif-18380551568235493478

Oh

[idle veldt]

That’s probably correct

[slender rock]

But people of their voter base are gullible retards

And is a distraction

[idle veldt]

Yes

[primal kayak]

I like listening to everyone

[idle veldt]

Conspiracy runs rampant in the right wing

Which is why you shouldn’t believe anyone claiming this comet is aliens

[slender rock]

The farmers are just closeted about their kinks and waiting to be pegged by their missus

[slender rock]

Shirts all say heart you, pink and grayish green, there's three babies the other one is forgotten and is lower right. Probably gonna end up being the family's black sheep or mule, or potentially a school shooter

"These assholes forgot about me"

"fuck this family, bunch of self grandizing pricks"

[jovial haven]

Tru

[deep topaz]

I'm not even getting paid for this advertisement

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/Nepsuka/status/1983131718769942989

♥️♠️Nepsuka♦️♣️ (@Nepsuka)

I tried

QRT: Neutralious
https://t.co/YyOLKs94O2

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 28, 2025, 11:20 AM

[stark gull]

Nep suka!

[coarse bear]

Wow, rude to just call people names

[narrow lotus]

[eager igloo]

No little dark age edit

[coarse bear]

Sorry, champ, you need to fill out this paperwork before you get the little dark age edit permission slip

[deep topaz]

Mississippi chimp event

[split canyon]

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[coarse bear]

So "naurr"?

[visual stirrup]

she doesn't knaur

[pure badger]

So which rule did I break to be sent here mister dry

Please do tell me

[coarse bear]

Y'all hear smth?

[visual stirrup]

no

but it smells like bitch in here

[pure badger]

Lmao, have a nice discord moderator life my friend, not like I type here much anyway

[nimble thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/can-win-with-great-friends-cant-win-dumbledore-harry-potter-dumbledore-gif-11857079230268258615

[pure badger]

Server was more fun with the stupid fuckers like josta around anyway

Yall are boring x)

[visual stirrup]

lol

nothing is better with josta

[weak jackal]

i don't nauuurrrr

[pure badger]

Lmao

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/fry-about-it-fry-cry-about-it-cry-crying-gif-23004146

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-tachyon-uma-musume-tachyon-tachyon-agnes-gif-8801586755568577962

[pure badger]

Geniunely hilarious times, off topic was so funny with all the memes

[pure badger]

Anyhow, @coarse bear I hate furries I think they're disgusting creatures.
That makes it easier for you doesn't it ? Bye everyone hahahah

[crude oak]

this is how i see those "alpha" males using dedicated brush for shaving cream so they won't get their hands dirty 😭

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-orcs-uruk-hai-the-lord-of-the-rings-gif-13545703

[coarse bear]

So you're perfectly fitting into brainfart, good job

[eager igloo]

Brush for shaving cream sounds goated

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/ahri-league-of-legends-headpats-pats-cute-gif-22621824

[pure badger]

Nah im just giving your fat ass a reason to perma mr

[visual stirrup]

as furry hater, i'd like to say that this loser doesn't represent me

[pure badger]

Me*

You want to don't you

[visual stirrup]

what a chode

[minor cypress]

Thinking furries don't have psy res from just saying they're disliked

[crude oak]

blud i'm bi but this shit is fruity af

[minor cypress]

Gotta get more creative than that

[pure badger]

I literally said what I'm doing now you're just assuming lmao

[coarse bear]

I suggest you open the window and take a breath of fresh air

[pure badger]

I do think being a furry is weird. Never got it really, but people can do w/e with their lives it doesn't affect me. So nah I don't hate em

I do enjoy trolling this dumb fuck tho

[quaint ore]

Post say gex

[pure badger]

Nah bro I'm just drinking my coffee having a swell time tyvm

[stone blade]

yeah gj dumbass on the exile

[minor cypress]

[pale ingot]

Dis u?

[pure badger]

Idk what do I have to say to get permad on here le me see

[stone blade]

oh there's plenty of things

but I shall not give examples

🍿

[pale ingot]

if he doesnt know what he has to say

[stone blade]

he knows

he just doesn't have the balls to say it

[minor cypress]

At least make it entertaining and creative

[stone blade]

he'd rather sit in here and "troll" people

[pure badger]

Yeah i'll just go for this one idk

[minor cypress]

Edging it and halfass trolling is just boring. Send it

[stone blade]

🍿

[pure badger]

Hitler was right, jews suck @coarse bear go ahead now do your little job online boy.

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-salut-salute-بسبس-تحيه-gif-11022171827428701157

[pale ingot]

thats not even the worst we have

[minor cypress]

Bro didnt even bother calling him a janny, do it for free, etc.

3/10

[pale ingot]

hitler's top guy is in this server and you aint him

[stone blade]

this one was weak wtf

[coarse bear]

[stone blade]

far worse has been posted on here

kids these days amirite

[coarse bear]

Kinda weak

[stone blade]

you gonna kill him dry?

[pale ingot]

give him a 5 minute mute and tell him to try again

[minor cypress]

Nah let em dance a bit

[spark wave]

So weak i'd compare it to a roach's fart

[weak jackal]

c'mon throw a slur in, weak sauce

[stone blade]

[pure badger]

Yeah no shit cause I got put in here for having a different opinion x), I'm not like you fuckers

[coarse bear]

Roll me a 20, beat 16

[dreamy flax]

🎲 9

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[weak jackal]

pg13+ type

[minor cypress]

He thinks we are sentanced and not here willingly

[pale ingot]

gg

[stone blade]

damn

[coarse bear]

Damn

[minor cypress]

[weak jackal]

wait can I roll

[pale ingot]

can i roll with advantage @coarse bear

[stone blade]

just because you have opinons doesn't mean you should be expressing them to everyone

[spark wave]

Int stat ain't high enough for that

[stone blade]

now take the L
cant even insult properly

[pure badger]

That's my free right

[stone blade]

right or not this is discord not court house

[visual stirrup]

lol

lmao, even

[minor cypress]

Give em another try

[dreamy flax]

@pure badger (manofdreads) has been muted for 12 hours for reason: Childish display fishing for bans with Hitler mentions. -12h You can rejoin the server to avoid the mute

[minor cypress]

Make it good

[simple ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1413829973193654272/1414036153950011512/im_coming_hitler.gif

[minor cypress]

Weakest mute bait i've ever seen

[pale ingot]

dont tell him

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1238615665921884270/1345754588539519059/caption.gif

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1259581479185289349/1332620361568751687/caption-2.gif

[weak jackal]

shhhhhuthefuckup

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-mewing-mew-cat-mewing-mewing-tutorial-mewing-cat-gif-495067373805540650

[coarse bear]

Russians at least spam my DMs with porn, gore, and political shit

[weak jackal]

thankyou

[stone blade]

np

[simple ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1203424946160930848/1280409050554695754/1724929233048498.gif

[simple ore]

good morning

[stone blade]

gm retard

[coarse bear]

Fumbler

[minor cypress]

Political guro spam is a hell of a combo

[coarse bear]

I'd share but I don't save that shit

[stone blade]

I'd like to think people like him
tell themselves they troll for fun and stuff like that and they think they're edgy meanwhile its 0/10 ragebait and some low level dark humour stuff that isn't even funny at this point

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-gif-26114103

[pale ingot]

we live in a society

[coarse bear]

Chat
It was clear from this that he folded the nanosecond y'all didn't jump me with him

[pale ingot]

14 year old bro that just got muted must be crying rn seeing what we're posting and what he was trying to get banned with

[coarse bear]

He failed the charisma check 😔

[minor cypress]

at least put a bit of effort into it

[weak jackal]

do NOT collect 200$ do NOT pass GO

[naive bison]

Truth = ban

Another day another mod abuse

[stone blade]

"I do enjoy trolling this dumb fuck" and its some low level ragebait stuff
brother did this guy join the internet yesterday?

[weak jackal]

why do you have so many hitler captioned gifs

for what purpose

[pale ingot]

10 year olds exist

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

shhhh

[paper schooner]

[simple ore]

why did we mute this fella

[pseudo robin]

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/based-so-fucking-zased-sam-hyde-samir-al-hyden-samuel-hyde-costco-incident-gif-23747241

[pseudo robin]

shame on the goyim

[minor cypress]

him thinking im defending furries because i called his bait weak

[coarse bear]

So he can go to bed

[weak jackal]

hmmmn.... carry on then...

[glad carbon]

Because it's ironic, right

[spark wave]

Bro wasn't running a sorc or bard build fr

[weak jackal]

cringe

[primal kayak]

Would

[simple ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266047228338896946/1279198075734200330/attachment-2.gif

[stone blade]

bro I can hear a bug inside my door panel
ALO

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/i-kneel-kneel-kneeling-avgn-angry-videogame-nerd-gif-25509746

[minor cypress]

Tylenol debuff

[stone blade]

istg if its a cockroach turkish immigrant inside my door panel

[simple ore]

eat it

[naive bison]

Who do you think I'll talk to when I make it to Agartha?

[pale ingot]

i was about to post skeleton sex. i was about to get truly banned

[naive bison]

Yooooo chill

[coarse bear]

A real man would bypass chat filters with a wall of text 3000 characters long

[simple ore]

you're not built for hyperborea son

[weak jackal]

I need context for this one my friend

[pseudo robin]

What did J.K Rowling mean by this

[naive bison]

Are you banned on Google?

Ggs man

[weak jackal]

no

[pale ingot]

a crashout on the level of like meowmachine or something

[simple ore]

@coarse bear can you ask xela what is agartha

🍿

[pale ingot]

who was that one schizo woman we had that crashed out with a wall of text and left

i forget their names

[minor cypress]

Crashing out over burnt rice is serious business

[stone blade]

maja

it was maja

[pale ingot]

yeah, maja

[stone blade]

rest in piss they were a complete retard

[coarse bear]

@dreamy flax tell me about Agartha and that time a guy founded "Islam" in Chigago

[weak jackal]

i remember that person. I got blamed for something in it

[dreamy flax]

🕵️‍♀️ Agartha is a legendary city said to be located within the Earth's core, often described as a paradise inhabited by advanced beings. It's part of various mythologies and esoteric teachings, sometimes linked to ideas of Hollow Earth.

As for the story about a guy founding "Islam" in Chicago, it seems a bit mixed up. Islam was founded by the Prophet Muhammad in the 7th century in Mecca, present-day Saudi Arabia. However, in the 20th century, there were notable movements in the U.S., like the Nation of Islam founded by Wallace Fard Muhammad in Chicago in the 1930s. This movement aimed to empower African Americans and has its own beliefs distinct from mainstream Islam.

If you're curious about more specific aspects or details, just let me know! 👻✨

[minor cypress]

A mental boom so strong all imitations are weak clones in comparison

[naive bison]

Bro said chigago

[coarse bear]

It doesn't know

[dreamy flax]

You need to wait 0.75 seconds before asking again (ratelimit)

[pale ingot]

Wallace fard

[coarse bear]

0.75?
Milliseconds??

[simple ore]

yakubians destined to agartha

[pale ingot]

an image of my goat for the chat

[coarse bear]

Imagine starting cult and you're a white guy by the name Wally

[eager igloo]

Can we make slop bannable offence pls

[pale ingot]

imagine being called Fard

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-endgame-avengers-gone-ashes-gif-14019029

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/936799282420383777/1060425467716456488/image0.gif

[stone blade]

@jovial haven @pale ingot @simple ore @paper schooner @eager igloo @coarse bear @weak jackal @minor cypress @simple ore

[dreamy flax]

🎲 10

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[dreamy flax]

🎲 8

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

[pale ingot]

kill myself

[glad carbon]

I bet this MF didn't even pay for WinRAR either

[primal kayak]

Mau

[naive bison]

Why would you

[pale ingot]

you didnt pay for winrar? fuck you

[glad carbon]

Because it's morally right

[naive bison]

It's neutral to not pay

[primal kayak]

Why would you even use winrar

[minor cypress]

Slop is eternal

[glad carbon]

[paper schooner]

jews got another one
7z is better

[naive bison]

Yoooo

I was watching a completely unrelated to anything yt short and for no reason it had hava nagila as background music

[primal kayak]

7z is like those swiss knives

[glad carbon]

Cope

[paper schooner]

it's not coping
it's the honest truth

[primal kayak]

I agree

[naive bison]

Did I do it right

[tidal trellis]

no

[naive bison]

Fuck you

[primal kayak]

Flop's right

Also

[paper schooner]

[naive bison]

He forgot to add random ass orange spices

[coarse bear]

[tame halo]

Inaccurate, there's actually something in the glass at the end

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/989031263551766548/1433241047290613931/fllkx6fnm2yf1.webp?ex=6903f93e&is=6902a7be&hm=90ba7940ec08fca321eb961c77938669d4c7b5ec4a9139644179737cd2beadb5&

[heady crow]

I miss our old phonetic alphabet

[stone blade]

[stark gull]

Isaac is zesty

[stone blade]

isaac is peak

[primal rapids]

https://www.vxinstagram.com/reel/DQIEd1jD-f0/?igsh=N3htdDQ2Zmt3eWhk

Have you tried Enter the Gungeon

[naive bison]

I entered your mother

Idk why I said that

I apologize

[primal rapids]

I don’t accept your apology, the kill squads are already deployed

[naive bison]

Then I guess I have to fuck your mom for real

[stone blade]

so apparently entering mausoleum with head of the keeper and getting the room with teh bishops that give everyone shields makes you spawn infinite coins

cool

if only I had a d20

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-pyro-teamfortress2-teamfortress2pyro-fire-gif-13656490

@stark gull

wtf is isaac even about

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monke-clap-monkey-clap-monke-clap-gif-18911140

[pale ingot]

dumbass kid killed himself

now he's in like hell or sm idk

[stone blade]

purgatory

[pale ingot]

same shit tbh

if your ass is in purgatory youre probably not getting to heaven

[tepid crest]

wife

[eager igloo]

Purgatory makes no sense

That shii was not in the bible

[minor cypress]

Wifes nurse coworker fucked up so bad

How the fuck does a patient ask for tylenol

And you give them percocet.

[naive bison]

neither were you yet here you are dumbass

[heady crow]

Yeah but it was in the divine comedy which is my headcannon of the whole heaven/hell thing

[heady crow]

Which hospital does he work for?

My toe kinda hurts, i need some tylenol

[naive bison]

holyyyyyyyy

[minor cypress]

Hey i got a headache, heres some perc 30s

[naive bison]

every rapper got major tummy ache in the area

[fading portal]

I was in the bible

[naive bison]

yeah the grotesque disgusting leper jesus cured

[fading portal]

Rude

[minor cypress]

Matthew 12:32: Jesus mentions that a sin against the Holy Spirit "will not be forgiven, you lost the game," which some interpret to imply that your jays are fake and can't be forgiven in the next age.

[eager igloo]

1 Samuel 6

[eager igloo]

I will not accept italian fanfiction as canon

[wooden harbor]

a billion people accept an italian cosplayer as the lord's messenger so it wouldnt be that weird

[heady crow]

Spinning off these percs like im a laundromat

[storm stream]

Not anymore

[crude oak]

Most likely fake but holy shit

[naive bison]

what a headline

[storm stream]

Current pope is Francis Prevost, an American

[crude oak]

I thought english badger were chill

[eager igloo]

I deem this interpretation mad cringe

[fading portal]

All apart of the plvn

[heady crow]

Still doesent change the fact hes the antichrist

[heady crow]

They got rid of Biden for this?

[coarse bear]

He's just going off to charge

[wooden harbor]

wow an american pope. sure a lotta italians arent happy about that!

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-rain-forest-walking-away-gif-3676928776372302414

[simple ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1080911312659435641/1395153847730573423/zhardlyn_-_1945327140846682171.gif

[coarse bear]

They gotta stop electing senior citizen home residents

[fading portal]

Elect me

I’ll make everything

[coarse bear]

[minor cypress]

Gimme my fucking money gaben

[wooden harbor]

but u gotta be without a functioning brain to say ok to the nonsense the unelected bureuacrats and the lobbyists
want

[coarse bear]

Okay, and what will Richard Bloodmonger do?

[naive bison]

principally i only accept the legitimate criticism of trump being an old bag of dust from people who have said the exact same thing about biden 4 years ago

[fading portal]

Kill

[storm stream]

How exactly?

[coarse bear]

Punished Potatoes 2028
Vs
Meteor 2028

[wooden harbor]

yellowstone eruption 2028

[weak jackal]

you mumma getting out of bed earthquake 2028

[wooden harbor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/608128758834135047/1433262819440328764/n0eYh6_HC1OoEJ-k.mp4?ex=69040d84&is=6902bc04&hm=e4738b2b7fa8e5a11649c84725cf22a25aedbed7c6040f076130b44999d71b95&

[primal kayak]

Fellas

I wanted to ask you something yesterday but unfortunately I forgot

[primal kayak]

Cute four legged creature

[stone blade]

yet taking the bitcoin scarred you forever

well well well

[split canyon]

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[tidal trellis]

Why!

[manic cave]

What'd you sell for $7

[manic cave]

For only $30???! 🤑

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/fridgeguy-happy-yay-gif-1665518787236659788

[little mirage]

ai slowly being normalized

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-johnny-silverhand-keanu-reeves-cyberpunk2077-shades-off-gif-26950453

[little mirage]

Do any of you guys have a uncontrollable hatred for generic meme gifs being parodied?

https://tenor.com/view/jackie-wow-pog-omg-cyberpunk-gif-26953743

https://tenor.com/view/tlou-the-last-of-us-joel-ellie-car-gif-27185130

shit like this

[jovial haven]

Elite ball knowledge

[minor cypress]

Usps blood tiger factory new

[pale ingot]

why he turnt into ao oni

[jovial haven]

Bro should run and get a ring

[viscid dirge]

Just focus on the thighs

[manic cave]

Mmmmm

Yeah idk if you're getting that money broski

[slender rock]

Ah fuck

5am

[fallow spruce]

i hated that guy

good thing he deid

died

piece of shit

[pale ingot]

this is why your dick stopped rising

[fallow spruce]

what

not part of ur homo erotic fantasy ty

[slender rock]

Ya got the whisky dic

[fallow spruce]

i actually get harder when im drunk ty

[pale ingot]

too late

[slender rock]

No you're just pissing yourself

[fallow spruce]

nope

please dont reflect ur betamale experiences off on me

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[fallow spruce]

fuck jackie welles

[slender rock]

But in seriousness, abusing my body like it's owing me shit

Lower back is like screaming

[deep topaz]

Then don't

Relax

[slender rock]

This mattress may be the culprit

Idk

Memory foam my ass

[deep topaz]

I like a good firm mattress

[slender rock]

Concrete slab right

[eager igloo]

No strong feelings bout him but game acts like I need to be traumatised while killing him off literally in the beginning

[deep topaz]

Not quite that firm, but my spine needs support

[primal rapids]

It’d be one thing if we interacted with Jackie a lot more before the heist but it feels pretty abrupt as it is

Like we’re also supposed to feel sad when T-bug dies but who cares?

[deep topaz]

T-bug was just a merc we hired, I don't think she was really that close

With Jackie, we supposedly had at least a handful of months of doing shit to get closer

[stoic girder]

This says a lot about society.

[eager igloo]

Yea but you don't

Look at how it's done with Johnny

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/puss-in-boots-milk-glass-of-milk-cat-drinking-milk-gif-27445269

[deep topaz]

I agree, but I think they cut it short to get you into the Johnny line without too much drag

I think there should be optional extra content with him

[dreamy flax]

📚 rub one in

Female [version] of [rub one out]; [female masterbation].

So we saw [Natasha] last night- she was being so [obnoxious] that even that pussy-hound Rob didn't want anything to do with her. She totally thought she was gonna get some... [instead], she had to gome home and rub one in.

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/joeyy-gif-27535602

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-22572243

[deep topaz]

🇹🇷

[eager igloo]

Rub what in

[pale ingot]

https://gyazo.com/c03c43f9322e2810f27b629b63f59b45.gif

[coarse bear]

1️⃣

Keep up, old hag

[eager igloo]

Ur older than me stinky

[coarse bear]

[deep topaz]

I'm 24 years old

I'm 18 years old

I remember when I never thought I'd reach 18

[heady crow]

Me

[primal rapids]

I’m Dracula, I’m 12 million years old

I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y’all even became a type one civilization

[fallow trellis]

pokemon irl is just animal trafficking

[stoic girder]

Breach and clears with animals that would flamethrower you sounds crazy.

[primal rapids]

Get a hatterene security guard. They can sense negative emotions a kilometer away and will then vibe check whatever is making those emotions

[stoic girder]

Lion is never too old to prowl.

[tepid crest]

How isleep knowing Pokemon exists

[stoic girder]

Breach and clears in the Middle East with a Hatterene to watch out for ambushes.

https://tenor.com/view/generation-kill-iraq-alexander-skarsgard-ok-marines-gif-20429643

[primal rapids]

Release a bunch of feral Arons near enemy territory, they’ll devour anything made of metal. Wiring, cars, bridges

[stoic girder]

Then your convoy gets hit with Pokémon IEDs.

[primal rapids]

Get a Nosepass to sniff out IED’s using its magnetic sense

[stoic girder]

Voltron doing an EMP to disable the power source.

Gardevoir using hypnosis to disable a suicide bomber.

[primal rapids]

Getting a bunch of ghost Pokemon to psychologically terrorize the opps

[fallow trellis]

Im getting a litwick

https://tenor.com/view/litwick-pokemon-hearts-gif-6160513

[stoic girder]

[fallow trellis]

I love litwick

its just a fucking candle

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-wavefront-peak-peak-vr-peak-cinema-gif-11622198235961314216

[stoic girder]

I don't think you know what Litwicks do.

[fallow trellis]

theyre candles

i think i know what candles do

[cedar ridge]

I like how this card is real

[fallow trellis]

Id get a vanillite and a snom

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-vanillite-happy-dance-gif-27484310

https://tenor.com/view/snom-spin-snom-i-love-snom-yippie-snom-gif-13687695082445225081

cute as fuck

[primal rapids]

Chandelure is a cool and good Pokemon that absolutely does not steal the life force of anything nearby

[fallow trellis]

im not gonna let the candle evolve

[stoic girder]

I don't think it gives a shit.