#🎪bruh-fart
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hell
Place gets no sunlight at all
no sun
actual hell
That mirror is legit the only sun they get
Hell to what?
there is this small mirror on top that shines like 5x5 m area in city
Ngl wouldn't mind living there as long as the pollen isn't to bad.
most of russians are bruno-pilled and start to melt at 20c, so 43 would be very bad for them
Hyper depression time
Yeah
eh they'll just make moonshine like they used to do
youre just describing normal russia
It was like 38 degrees here today
Nah I work nightshift BUT I barely sleep anyway so.
idk do russian smokes?
or no better
of course they do
🤔 explains why they didn't do well in deserts
cancle their acces to CSGO
Delete their tarkov account
Shifty
speaking of smoking, been doing that in the smoke room in petersburg airport, felt like some zoomer hipster because eeeeeeveryone smokes cigs, only a couple smoked iqoss and nobody but me smoked a vape
u saw me
Im smoking rn
SHIFTY SLAP YOURSELF FOR THAT DUMBASS QUESTION
I literally would fucking flatline if I ever tried smoking ngl
pass?
this u?
well, apparently yes
no they taste like poop
Camels
this is big 2025 we know vapes are worse then cigs
Also wtf is with all the vapes.
Smoke Newports
Be the menthol twat
at least shifty has not reached the absolute rock bottom of stupidity to ask "do russians drink alcohol", give him some credit
newports even WORSE
Seeing like 5 year olds with vapes now.
no
camles are nice but idk malboro reds were allweys there for me
and i also like the taste

I mean okay but
Still
THAT'S THE POINT, HAS THE ESTRADIOL ROTTED YOUR BRAIN

i love spawning next to a controller and insta dying
i dont mind the smell
Msell
all my family is smoking
whatever the camels my ex smoked were
it smells diferent
the american yearns for the caravans crossing the desert
id own a camel
Mom's cigs before Cali banned it a few years ago
before owning a car
Camel wides, burgundy
cali banned camels specifically?
Ugh thanks for reminding me I gotta get a car.
no you dont
Some smoke shops have them
14 bucks for a pack
lmfao
14 BUCKS
more than newports
14 FUCKING BUCKS U WHAT
newports are 12 here
I do & tbh i want one.
jesus christ
BOOOOOOOORING
Yep
@prisma venture because of the crushes
if youre gonna get a car at least dont get some modern oversized piece of shit please
also apparently lucky strike is easy to find in petersburg while you have to go on a cyberpunk ass quest of finding and fighting some smugglers to maybe get it in moscow
Probs gonna try get a military grade humvee.
its called poland
They assumed all RG Reynolds products have flavoring
oversized but at least not piece of shit
u can go to poland and buy packs for half the price
shit is truly peak
if i get a car im getting a shitty van or older truck
My dad used to drive one of these until it almost exploded on him.
beer or coffe is mising
Now he has a Hilux.
we still rocking a jeep that has the transmission try to jump out of the hood every drive
youll hear the revs go up REALLY high for a second
I just use my face card to bum cigs
💔
@digital quartz
And lemme guess it'd probs cost at least 10K to repair
yeah duh its a new transmission
I mean that thing isnt gonna die even if you try to kill it. Here ive seen hiluxes in places where i wouldnt go with a tank
Yeah that's exactly why he got it.
I was one gulf of finland away from you the whole weekend bruno
and im not strong enough to lift a transmission
He goes ALL terrain
No way... you could have done a lil Cruise to visit me
But yeah i was wondering why i didnt see you here
Were you with that one salami guy you tried to hook me up with?
Busy was busy
vpn no worky there for some reason, and frankly I didn't have the time
No, busy is free now
Now he free
Yeah it ain't worth doing all that yourself
But before he busy
i mean its worth it money wise id do it if i had the tools

nah, visited my colleague, hanged out with him and the crew and went sightseeing
its real tho
ive had ppl ask me if i wanted a cig is that basically bumming
Oh hell yeah, must have been nice to be away from moscow. Were there nice sights?
Smoke = I die for me
the question is
did he give?
Thats better than being a bum
oi man could i ave a cig
oi bruv sure aye
Customers at my store ask me what brand and flavor of cigarette is closest to what they're asking, like I have personally taste-tested them all
Funny thing is, I've been around smokers most of my life... I don't smoke nor, do I have a want for a ciggy
...🤔
i just declined i dont smoke cigs
not unless theyre green tobacco
shame shame
lisen up u twats in here
i did have these lil uhhh hemp cigarettes before and i liked those
Upside of not being able to smoke is that you won't get lung cancer so that's a w ngl
cigarets and beer is the best convesation starter around the world
change my mind
A beer I will
see
Leave the cig tho
Thats for the better ngl. I dont smoke sober anymore after having adeno virus during my service
Yikes
the city is beautiful. moscow is mostly a modern human hive, while almost every building in st petersburg is old and pretty, there's not a single skyscraper within the city, every fucking street and little nook has some sort of old historical statue or place of interest, not to mention obscene amount of theaters, big and small, and even the people there feel less on-a-constant-burnout and more lively, despite seeing the sun only once a year
u can be chinese, fin or man from columbia but he will choses at last one
questionb
do their toilets flush?
Wtf.
Yeah ikr, and guess who built the city :)
oh do you guys wanna see a fish i caught yesterday
sure
lisen lisen man
Skin colour reveal?
We're cringe country now
ive talked with xal about it and where he lives not all toilets flush
Also yes this is real💔
Ain't UNSC globalist
@placid sail thats what he told me
i mean it
Eat it. Just throw it into your mouth
you guys REALLY love yellow color
cant, petroleum poisoning
Either way
AI piss filter
they really are all piss filtered huh
The Whitehouse account really loves posting shitty AI images.
Something something Deus Ex piss filter
💔
Anything but fixing the economy
Literally shitting on its own citizens

well, "you" in a broad sense, because it was a bunch of different european architects
Yeah that vid of trump in the jet doing that
Yhupp
ive only caught one of these
It's like the out of touch parent who just learned how to tweet
Mhm
Mhm
piss
N shit
The fucking smell
God
Thats a nice one, too bad too small to eat
Also pls tell me those are paw converses 😭
yes
I've been told xal is in california though, and if it was some russian place, it must have been some real middle of fucking nowhere, of course there are modern toilets in the cities
so xal as allweys is retard thank u for telling me
you should
np
fuck my mom bought honey and its some cheap ass no name never seen bee honey
my day is ruined
time to smoke
yeah, the biggest ive caught (that wasnt a catfish) was just about the length of my hand
Hey fucker we're not that bad
so like, 7 inches?
But xal idk maybe Florida
Ay
shush
I reckon you might have some of those fancy european latrines somewhere around your parts pardner
What?
gaming
7 inches of fish it's like a bowl of fried fish
yeah just contaminated here
i cant eat any fish here unless i travel to the west or north of the state
anywhere near the southeast is bleh
Yeah the higher class fams do
Fuckin mosanto
real
EPA is there for a reason
hell, even the creek i fish personally has a water treatment plant attatched to it
i wouldnt eat the fish here if you paid me
i gotta go to work in 2 hours
debating on getting some breakfast
well more like a lunch
Who milked that man in white?
Skeeto hawk
I've never seen a pic of them that's on a flat surface and not tweaking
isn't it a male mosquito
They're annoying shits. They can't even eat anything in that stage, they just fly around, be annoying, fuck, die
what are we talking about?
Nope, different thing entirely
They don't.
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Why does every HR lady sound like that
Ah
man fuck HR people
LEFT
Suprisingly accurate, you handle 7 inches often?
Anyways kind of small, you fish in freshwater streams or?
how subtle bruno
buzik dont watch
Reminds me, I'm applying for jobs today. Trying to get work where the pay, benefits, hours, and work experience isn't shit.
So you know, the impossible job that doesn't exist
Even two out of those is hard
join army
Thankfully i dont need to work for a while, feeling blessed
Amusedjeans500 was from reach
they are allweys taking people
oh shit gyrard is escaping from retail
I need to escape
the big news for unemployed
If I run into one more Karen I am going to take a running leap off the proverbial handle
just torch the place
man
gyrard is gonna land some ordinary desk job with some work interactions and zero customer ones and cry tears of joy
It's going to be beautiful
pov gyrard
||then he's going to regretfully realize the colleagues and bosses could be just as retarded and annoying||
Work night shift security. Very easy. Security jobs usually have good benefits too
Honestly everyone needs to serve at least one year in retail so they can understand what kind of shit the person behind the counter has to deal with constantly. It'd probably do wonders for their manners.
Remember that half the people on the planet don't have an internal conscience, so those people will never understand what it's like to be on the receiving end
NPCs are real
its gae
begin on other end
you dont need that to remember that being treated like shit sucks
most of people have conscience, surprisingly. it's just it gets overriden by their emotions and minute impulses reaaaaal easy
NPCs don't have empathy
expecting people to reflect and extrapolate is expecting a lot, i know
as a former NPC i disagree
You don't change states, you're one or the other
nah im just racist
thats all
If you don't have an internal monologue you're an NPC
well i guess im not npc then
today schleppa told me that im not NPC that was cool ngl
freshwater streams, and no i just dont bring a ruler or tape with me but i just take pics of them on my hand
so i just measured my hand length and use it as a reference ig
time for the grind
Time for kelp
kelp?
Looks like seaweed
I love sudden rotoscopes
wht game is this
i faintly remember the game but i cant remember the name
whatever tho i remember it being dogsht
for real?
world of warcraft
oh okay yeah
i tought u were janking my phisle
my austistic cousin would get mad when we need the avr to run the sega genesis
i remmeber now he played the shit outta that game
that and frozen throne
that was the only two games by cousin played
but he straigtened out after the stopped playing those
got a job and shit
yeah he was very invested
is he really autist or is he just your cousin
I wanted to play sonic 2 on the sega genesis
it was a gift from my dad since uh
they were divorcing

two christmas gifts
oh yeah definitely

i have never seen two people as incompatible as my parents
oh boy
thats why im never going to date a lawyer
they brought court into the house
yeah stupid
and my dad had the special move of angry juice
he should give her one of these
he cant anymore
shes a district judge now
she literally mogged my dad after the divorce
i dont care i dont live in pakista
why is that jet shaking booty?
i can do it
was talking abt my dad
its okey
i can do it for him
no problem
just give me beer pack of ciggies and im good to go
are you gonna punch my mom what the fuck 
if your dad ask
lisen im doing it for our family
u are my step son after all quinn
what hte fuck is happening
Retail is hell
the problem for my mom is dating, no one wants to date a district judge
i probably shouldnt have said that
i can
Get at her shifty
hell yeah
disctrict judge just screams 'difficult woman'
Shifty is Slavic
He can handle it
you have no idea
found her instagram
thank u
as the son of a very difficult woman, i might have an idea
Nah you have to come from working class poor parents
Rich parents = you have an out
Or a slight possibility of
remember he is autistic
Means jazz fusion band so he can blow his parents money on tours to shit bars
And drink and become alcoholic
he isnt even alcoholic at this time? what a weak sperm man
Exactly
if i dont become a lawyer, i cant really inherit either my dads law firm, or my moms clients
yeah
zamn
can u send me money for cigi pack?
i dont have money, my parents told me to quit my job for lawschool
You should just run away and become victim of california fent posing
u watched better call saul?
literally my role model
no
@fallow trellis
i like criminal law tho
Pick one
just be a better jew my friend
which one is the triangle
own a bank
my dads firm handles that for a local bank
Mmm, boobies
Third bottom
or becom politican
Left
i want the trianngle
I wanna work as a district attourney
based
So you could forgive rapists?
that's nice that u have a family business to continue
thats for the victims family to do
if i ever become a victim i cant be the DA
conflict of interest
@fallow trellis sue your mam and papa for hurting your feelings and shit
Quinn Wednesday, band practice
barred by statute of limitations
You get that triangle ready
that souds kinda american tho
i cant i have partnership law on wednesday
i tought u were from paki
thats also a thing in pakistan
we also have a parliament, do u wanna say im also british?
yes
never do that
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I was born on a Dublin street where the Royal drums do beat
And the loving English feet they tramped all over us,
And every night when me father'd come home tight
He'd invite the neighbors outside with this chorus:
Oh, come out you black and tans,
Come out and fight me like a man
Show your wive...
FUCK THE BRIST
IDK I think musos are more fun
the IRA are cowards and murderers
I WAS BORN ON A DUBLIN STREET
come out and fight me brits
gets reamed by the sas
Born on the nicest street in Birmingham
They never won a fight that wasnt a ambush btw
hate the IRA so much
Wait is this guy from Birmingham
@quaint ore @fading portal u both check your cars
Because Brits had scots in the SAS without them they're nothing so
before going anywhere
Dont have one you wannabe anarchist
i aint anarchist im just racist
Anyways
Or what they'll bomb a hospital or something
i like to drive cars
Listen, my shitty Nissan is already a bomb without any deliberate sabotage
Aaaaa
hahah
based
so you mean like good strategy
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Its a conflicting message
they say come and fight me like a man
says the guy who's country was founded on sniping officers who wouldn't stop standing in lines
thats on me
or what
no that's to me, I'm the guy from that country
Gy has a point
United States did that
Why the fuck is this woman wearing the Trypophobia fit
when
Revolutionary war
rdr5 looks solid
Mesh but isn't mesh
never meet her
dont let these filthy prod brit oppressor's get u down king
i shall never surrnder to anyone
but honestly "the oppressed didn't fight fair" is a really funny opinion to have
honestly "stop pipe bombing me" is a even funnier one to have
Can we all agree that killing random civilians is not a morally good thing to do
No matter the context
can we all agree that brits arent people so they don't count
Brits helped us do it in the Gulf
👁️👄👁️
And Vietnam
We really
Yeah no shit thats sorta what happens in war and wars are not a morally good thing by their nature
i thought we didnt get political but we can get real political if the mods decided they don't care today
Done did a number in nam
I know what you did in nam and iraq
buddy that's everyday

wrote a paper on Vietnam last year, shit was fucked btw
It was
Its not a question of "who is morally good" for me its a question of "who doesnt want me dead for some fucking reason"
there's always a reason tho
Everyone will have a reason
Human nature on top of wanting to be kind and compassionate
On top of kill kill kill
wtf happened to this one
I want you DEAD but it's because I think you'd be tasty when grilled over a campfire
I'm pretty fat so I'd probably be good with onions, garlic, peppers, on a tortilla
You sound like crockpot material
Fellas
This is you
How fucked?
damn I wanna order from amazon now
Slow cooker pulled pork tacos
Didn't they draft a bunch of Low-IQ people and put them on the frontlines to be killed?
Project 100,000 (McNamara's Morons).
but what about the apocalypse now edits and cool music??
Agent Orange was so fucked.
They knew it caused problems but considered it a feature.
been looking through my memes and found CIA method for making black powder
buy a dozen roses then give them to her
no thats white powder they sprinkled on blacks its called cocaine or specifically crack cocaine
Easy way to fund black ops programs without congress knowing about it.

Woah man, don't go sharing illegal videos 
yeah seems like cia deleted it before it got sent
one of the most grueling description of human beings being numbers on a paper and treated like cattle comes from Philip caputos A rumor of war. ||For a time he worked as a casualty counter where numbers were kept. American casualties had to be confirmed visually, often brought in on a truck under a tarp. Because of how the war went victory couldn't really be measured in land taken or towns captured or whatnot, so the only thing they had was casualty ratios; x Americans to y Vietnamese dead. This lead to a lot of problems, like a lot of innocent people being killed. The general rule they followed was that "if it's dead and Vietnamese, it's VC" practically no investigation into civilian deaths. American soldiers got frustrated taking casualties to mines and traps, and would take it out by razing villages on mere suspicion. Nick Turse's book Kill anything that Moves covers an incredible number of known war crimes, basically all of which went unpunished. A reduction in rank or a removal from position was all that ever happened to anyone. Some brutal descriptions of civilian traffic being strafed by helicopter rockets and truck drivers purposely aiming to hit walking pedestrians, all the up the casualty ratios. ||
look at my previous messages 
ooh
Dry will fucking kill me for attempt of even posting it
the mods shall look at deleted logs and smite you
ahahahah
I'll be sure to credit you for when my pipebombs are ready.
is black powder not allowed?
A video on how to brew it in your kitchen is pretty iffy.
actually video was about adding black ink to flour
bublya come to visit us
you can make wayyy worse shit than black powder and it's allowed on youtube


Black is scary.
say what?
anything but talk to women
You know how weapons that look tactical are scary but if it's the same gun but with wood it's ok? Like that.
The fearsome black creature coming to kill and consume you
i dont like mixing my colored ink with my white power, that just irresponsible
@umbral vault (anility_) has been banned for reason: extremely low effort scammer
Low effort?
Anility = Alinity
The streamer ethot
that messeged me of all people
another xal alt banned
so low effort you didn't know it was happening
we all know I'm the marketing face of gamma with my twitch they decided to message me
ivan, why do i get your shorts on my youtube feed

can you get them out of there
proly raycon ceo asking for advertising
no
please drop a like
it helps the channel ty
i did <3
ty sir <3
yeah me too
everywhere i go
i see him
i can relate, i see ivans mom all the time
Hiiiii artyom
isaac such a goated game
half of its premise is centered around poop
Goodbye pumpkins
hey fuuck u
i wanted to buy it
what ever he wanted to sell
dont joke with this u will get muted for it
so fresh and so clean
yeahyeahyeahyeah
dab on em
yeah yeah
Big pimpin baby
Spendin cheese
lower jaw in pain
What was his name
In all seriousness, is it from grinding/clenching?
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we are in the time line rn
already happening
hell ye cuz
Powe4ful
@river zealot @stone blade @naive bison
My mom asking me why i smirk at my phone

I saw this reel
after the cambridge exam yesterday
my mom asked me the same thing
i dmed you what i was laughing at
the types of meme where you send the wrong one and cia is after you
she asked if i got a gf
yes pot to the kettle
dm it to me too retard

unironically ivan could bag a alt baddie with his hair
You also have the highest changes to get blown by the wind with those arms
yes but ivan is horrible to be around
yeah exactly
yes i could become a wingsuit
iedy is extremely autistic
i feel it in his voice]

and im in a warzone
I cant rage at work so.i have to rage at home
or step on a undetonated shell
and how not seen the likes of a woman in 2 years
Women are here only to make a warrior's fight more difficult
all 3 of us are
I spend my money on cds and dvds to rip them to my hard drive
iedy has 9000 hours of tarkov
and youre ukranian
can't get any worse
Hahaha
bro what is this chat
yes dude
do you know how much that cambridge exam fucking costed
i sure wish i didnt
At least its over
and for what?
for him to scream in tarkov vc
Surely it will greatly help you in the future
the lion...
the lion is retarded
on the good side
next year i will probably study in dnipro
maybe i actually start talking to people and make friends
go to uni one day
half the building gone
surely
Private Artem here is a scholar
Well good thing we got those american shells needing unloading get to it private oorah
youre laughing but it might actually happen
thats exactly why I'm laughing
non 0 chance

look man it is what it is
nothing i can do about it
what tarkov and hui 4 do to a mf
At worst you end up drinking alcohol at 2pm like ivan and get 10k hours in tarkov like me
"waht happens to a child when it isn't loved properly..."
at least you retards make it no so misserable
nah I'm not drinking it was a 1 time thing
Yoh literally posted for a whole week
listen man
what if I'm drinking alcohol at 11 am
dont focus on the details

cant drink all day without starting in the morning
miss 1 step in the protocol for cleaning
undertaker wakes up and does a tombstone on you
yeah you like the big ones don't you
i hate that gif so much
nah bro
i despise that shit
you have to be put down for posting this
gif genuinely inspires rage within me
bro i saw the OTHER version of this gif so much this gave me ptsd
and wrath
The animations of this show were great but this scene was just a self insert of someone wanting to do smth more
Fat
wash my belly
ladies ladies one at a time
I feel empty...i need to consume a product, that'll surely make me feel better
yooooooo why did he smell his finger
That is fucked up
he's so evil and malicious and conniving and devious
Why is his face doing that
the lion after a lose streak on league of legends
imagine he just says "hmmyesss"
what a thumbnail
grown man alone in his room:
it gets worse, wasn't just the Americans. Le Ly Hayslip wrote a book about her early life, worked for the VC when young. Did a good job for a long time, one tiny mistake lead to a trial and an execution order on just the accusation of being a collaborator. Fled to the south and escaped to America to survive.
sucked for everybody
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For a long ass time
what kind of soup
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pro move linking wiki, if you said it's name my American ass would have made fun of you instead of learning something
tbh i linked the wiki cause i've never said that word in english
i realized in the moment

It would be funny if you just said "Hello" and actually got a response
Got called in to work on my days off like every week for the past month
One more reason I need to leave this fucking company
I could write "Albanians for Venezuelan fellowship" and record myself on camera burning all the cash, and some retards would still believe me
Blow your fucking brains out in your manager's office
🕙 >>> 🕛
That could actually work
Just say some random shit, like you're going to hang yourself next time they call you in or some shit
nooo
dont do that
Nah
if u want to kill your self drive into family of 5 at last
ruin somone else life
not you rs
Yeh
@heady crow
i know where this is from
Pre-fall Eldar deserved what was coming to them.
What did the pee fall eldar do
Saw that their fall was coming decided to hasten it by murderfucking on a astronomical scale.
Wtf
except craftworld eldar as shown in the pic explicitly did not do that
Pleasure cults existed on craftworlds too.
They just ran like bitches.
Car named cat
Hmmm
New Duckov dlc looks sick!
The Lion does not concern himself with what mom would think
done
that purge a week ago?
gg
disagree
Me: Man, this strategem is going smoothly, mostly done already.
The AI director: Two Biovores. Two Lictors. Neurothrope. Die.
people on the internet when guy who looks like ex offender turns out to be ex offender (mizkif drama)
have you considered just parrying
Yes, let me just parry Biovore spore bombs or Neurothrope mind lasers
i would win also
he would I've seen it
looks nice
what happend to sirate software i havnt heard about him in a long time
did you know he worked at blizzard for 7 years?
imagine building a career off being a blizzard veteran of 7 years and having a nice voice
and doing no other work
bro was worse than yanderedev when it came to developing his own game
worlds first nepo blizzard worker

Yeah, I thought that said something else
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