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wait? we can't say that anymore?
crazy
Can I negotiate this down to death by firing squad
Tactical gae nuke
It's just a show!!
A gae show
I bet you say that about MLP too
You're gae
no but that sounds comfy
Flop is a broney
Eugh I don't watch that shit
Don't compare me to that
Eugh
You can't escape it flop, the bill comes due
What the hell is MLP?
My little pony
Oh my fucking god
I remember the stupid ad song of my little pony toys... Wanted to kill myself, every time I heard that as a kid
Goberment adds chemicals to alcohol to make ne want jt every dsy
You clearly need to have another drink
That’s true it’s called ethanol
Don’t drink the water, they put something in it, to make you forget
I don't even know how I got here 
Probably because of the brain parasite inside your skull
OH MAMA!!
uh oh hals programing going haywire

@grizzled meadow
No that's a hl2 reference
You dummy

No it's not
Still not a reference
IQ: Hal
9000
Naw
I think I'm going sick...
Id take MLP over hazbin hoetel
The goon folder
Bro was the T-1000 at the end
You should be made into fries
Only if you fry me in high quality beef tallow, then I'll allow the fry-ification
I got old motor oil thats all you gonna get
Sorry, won't cut it. I'm now going to slowly start sprouting up under your home, cracking your foundation and floor 😔
Kinda sad i sold my Nightwish AK when that abomination CS2 replaced CSGO, because it went like 5 times in price. But seeing CStards fucking losing their mind and losing life savings made it kinda worth it
I feel compensated by Valve
The only people I really feel sort of bad for are the Chineese with CS skin investments... Since that was quite literally one of the only good ways to get money out of China and invest in something that was not their own shitty version of a stock market.
Like, people who never gamed would buy skins as a 'better' alternative to their domestic crap
Should've invested in anime girl skins in Crossfire
CF @cfseven77 on tiktok
Game: CrossFire
videogame rage, normal chinese stream, chinese guy plays a game, compilation, parkour
#funny #china #tiktok #games #rage #memes #chinese
that's the goat of chinese gaming
Second video is a classic
can't wait for banning cases and then making all skins free move
that would be absolute fucking carnage
🎉
killed my voice singing everything
but was worth it
chugged lots of water to get thro it
What?!
Why you little 
Okay short fella
I'm 5'11, that's normal height!
not to a woman you aint
Tall twink
What does that mean
It's average height!! 
Flop is only reinforcing his gae demise
Just accept who you are flop
You are gae
And by 5.11 you actually mean 5.10
what
Potentially 5.9
no, 5'11 
I’m just saying we pump ourselves up
I'm straight!!
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no, 5'11 is what my actual height is
verified with the thingy they use at the hospital
Post proof gamer
He has no image perms
I got em but I'm sparing with them
Only for memes
Who gave them back
Why would I take a picture of the hospital height scale, thingy!
I just stand on there and that's it!
What barbarian takes a picture of that 
Look. I'm 5'11 just accept that!
It's normal height I'm average!
We can't without proof
Surely you have a doctors note
I'm not claiming to be super tall just average!
What’s it say on your license
He ain't got a driver's license for us to see so there needs to be something
Flop does not drive
I forgot the lore
Too scary
buuut
I'm working the nerve to get over for it Incase of some future careers where I'll need to get over it sooo
Here's hoping 
Job would help pay for a car so it's kinda hand in hand
I meant it in terms of as a stepping stone to something else
but anyways that's for FUTURE flop to worry
Right now I have nothing to worry about 
Absolute gae bottom
All that powder that never got mixed
hiii heyyy :3

holy moly
I never said I liked them!! 
7/10 tzeentch marine, could be more abstract and esoteric
Gooner
.0000012 after getting home from long day factory
real
@narrow lotus
peak game
good gamba but needs to be more finished
childhood friend just got married to some french guy
im not nobody's gangster fella
giga twink
he needs a man even bigger than him
You are future flop but in the past
If you know you need to do something, do it now
me after a few drinks
I saw three letters, and my brain did an autocomplete
is ganja a word in portuguese?
No
I feel you bro. My best friend just got married and gone forever
Question: does he have kids too?
He just got married. Probably in a year or 2 since they seem to be aiming for it
You won't lose him too long
Once the kids are about 2 years they'll want baby sitters
Nah he has moved to a different country and works their permanently. I am too poor to visit
Ah fuck
idk if the other person is actually french i just based it off her first name
Well there goes extra income too
My best friend has I think two kids and he still games and shit
Does streaming
It's strange in still see him as how we looked like back in 2010
His poor kids 
Nah
He's a good dad
His parents were pretty dysfunctional at times
He used to stay with me and my mom
That's what we wanted to do back in the day dude was to stream and record videos of us fucking around on games
No he doesn't stream with the kiddos from the streams I watched
now when he loses all the other kids will know 
Nah he's not like that
no just the idea that your dad is a streamer 
No my friend is a dad
Reading comprehension bro
from the perspective of being the children 
My dad is dead
Streamers that are some random dork online yeah but this guy used to live with me when his own folks had domestic issues and I'm glad he's doing well and we made some positive change in his life
👀
Also your shitposting is ass.

Try again tomorrow
go out with honor
hard asf
Gonna try to do something but need some better drums
Idk
Virtual shit isn't cutting it
Pots and pans maybe
check this shit out
That’s crazy
Why take sulfur pills
if you're planning on taking them regularly, you should consider buying molybdenum
or adding lentils to your diet
lentils are probably the healthiest "grain." They're technically a legume, but people eat them like oats or rice.
me
N-Acetyl Cysteine is a sulfur containing amino acid
and it is believed that sulfur deficiency is a comorbidity of autism
it does nothing for healthy people, but deficient people can feel improvements within hours.
I felt "improvements" (read: felt somebody pull a drain plug at my brain stem and flush out years worth of accumulated neurotransmitters) in three minutes.
@deep topaz
how long did it take for you to feel it?
it's also completely cleared up my throat and nasal passages of excess phlegm. I can breathe normally now
I never felt the brain stuff, but the phlegm issue was gone in about 2 hours
that's the simplest thing that cysteine does in your metabolism.
You're probably deficient in everything that cysteine is a cofactor in.
Interesting, doesn’t seem like obvious pseudoscience
my blood 02 is still only about 96-97%, which isn't good for my age, but I can tell I'm getting more oxygen
no more lightheadedness after standing up
I don't get out of breath as often
@deep topaz
but other than molybdenum, I have no insight for the body odor.
I assume it might get better after a few months.
Cysteine is very important in helping the body flush toxins and combatting inflammation. Maybe it mobilized the toxins that have been sitting for a while?
IDK
Makes you think
that's possible
might also be why I felt a little swollen when I accidentally didn't take it for 2 days
by any chance, has your flexibility been bad your entire life?
chronic constipation/diarrhea?
nerve pinches/ neuropathy?
does dairy give you nightmares?
forgor
I'm unusually flexible for my size and weight
nerve pinches, not common, once in a while
alright
collagen is important in the structure of basically everything in your body, but the nerves, tendons, skin, and stomach take a lot of it.
sulfur is an important building block for collagen in your body, and you may have been lacking that your entire life.
If you don't want to buy collagen peptide powder, considering adding more soup and jello to your diet.
gelatin, I mean
and like I said
if you're planning to take the NAC every day, please buy molybdenum or add a lot of lentils to your diet (there are other molybdenum rich foods but I don't remember right now)
the first time I had pho after I started taking MSM and NAC, the glutamate from the collagen-rich broth made me incredibly relaxed.
A bit of my metabolism that had never worked before caught me off-guard.
when I say "soup", I'm talking about broth. It's full of collagen from animal bones.
pork rinds too
but that's kinda cheating since you're just eating skin
WG went all out on the halloween skins this year
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me only I guess
@visual stirrup https://www.amazon.com/Carlyle-Supplement-N-Acetyl-Molybdenum-Vegetarian/dp/B0C6MZ8JH4 would this be a good all-in-one supplement
has NAC + molyb and selenium
Oh just you
I'll give you two tater tots if you spam !grim for me
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@edgy abyss wake up!!!!
The me

i cant believe you wrote all those books and started a $100/month book club as a fake mafia boss charicature
nuclear option time
why mammal suddenly concede to violence
because funny
did the animal know it would be funny
I'll give you full lifetime access to it right now for a SINGLE payment of 200$
It's a mammal thing

holy shit that's more than half off the lifetime membership including all the magic grim rings
997
its the latest form of scam i guess
Not even fucking rounded too
Gae camp but it's like super gae
the spokesperson is an actor pretending to be an ex-mafia boss
Pretentious too
Oh ffs
So he's a grifter
Making memoires and shit
his first serialized book is a historical fiction about pavel finding himself in the gulags or some shit
there's a sucker for everything
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i dont know but what i wanna know is what is a mumpung weekend
@naive bison what is a mumpung weekend
mumpung weekend
Check DM's
Indonesian
It's a video essay on industrial revolution
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Minecraft?
these legos are better than the legos im used to
it feels like im a kid again and i just got minecraft access for the first time
Yep
its basically just way more involved
you can't just punch trees and acquire smelted metal through stone tools
cobblestone blocks require crafting stones with clay type shit
you need a saw to make boards or plank blocks
you need to actually smith and shape the metal into the tool you're making
you have to manually form a vase out of raw claw and then put it in a kiln to have a functioning storage container
its super fun
a skelerton key...2nd one I've found so far
that looks like a toothbrush from bad dragon
how would you know?
a not too horrible 155 with a suppressor. not bad for 3 picks
are you on base jamma or nuo
i honestly havent started her up in a few months
oh fuck there's a new launcher
shopping advice in your DM's
this is my modlist
I consider it to be GAMMA+
HD models, better audio, better graphics, more game mechanics
"I guess i'll see what's going on tw- DAAAAAAAAMN"
i have to go ask noob questions in noob chat in order to retain my mods and settings when i update
uogh
uncheck the Check MD5 box on the launcher
i dont even have many mods just like the radio expansion doohicky and whatever makes people have more unique names
is there a mod for bleeding damage because i miss shooting anything in OGSR and it'd just bleed out
gzw's human health system has spoiled me
there is one, but I don't remember the name
when i learned i could just pump one good round of buckshot into a poltergeist and over time it'd lose power and eventually limp around on its stumps
ooooo boy
hasn't been updated in 4 years
worked last major update though
i think this or a similar mod is in the gamma deactivated tab or something last i checked
in ogsr everything you can shoot can bleed
yeah there was an everything bleed mod I had but I don't remember it
sad
I think this one might also let you apply it to regular people
i wish radiophobia 3 didnt cut all the ogsr goodies but i get it
because I know I had regular NPCs bleeding and surrendering
it was the only possible way to get them to surrender
if base gamma had bleeding & enemies that healed or healed each other if possible given inventory id be creaming 25/8
Proper fucking stalker mp game with pve
🤌
That isn't fuckass dayz
That'd be great
add anomalies and detectors to gzw for halloween
everything else about that game aside the human health system makes me cry its so good
evil creature to dopey critter
i wish people would stop acting like new shiny thing completely and utterly replaces old thing
When they remove the old one from online stores, it kind of does.

it's a game, if you really hate it that much, just don't buy it
like the MCC is now this since CE remake is a thing
they plan on nuking mcc for this?
What do you think?
im hoping this is like a halo gear solid delta : cortana eater
The radar on the top right corner is an odd change.
they're standardizing it with every other shooter with a minimap
like i get it on one hand, but euh
You better get your old games burnt onto discs while we still have access to them
im working on getting my gog installers backed up on multiple portable drives
but otherwise
I know that microsoft is retarded at times but I don't think they are stupid enough for that
didnt they stop making discs anyway
like blu rays anyway
so mass disc storage is out
I mean, idk about older games but all of the newer titles are just glorified cd keys burned on the disk for consoles
Buys a 80€ physical copy of a game
Open the case
It's just a cardboard card with a CD-key on it
yeah like 10 years ago you'd just buy a dual-layer blu ray disc copy of the game that had the 1.0/ gold master and THEN you'd go online for updates
I cant believe
That's why I don't get why people want a PS5 with a physical disk drive, maybe for blu-ray movies but like, for games you're better off just getting them online
but im saying if i remember from what i read they stopped making blu ray discs
just simply have to kill 100 people with AR 50+ meters in BF6 is driving me insane
pick aek971 or similar and make it a laser
Those times are long gone for newer titles, they don't even fit on disks anymore, they are all above 100gb on average nowadays
need to grind for that
idek i havent played 6
And I doubt they are still producing cd's for older titles
Always having the game even when the services shut down is nice
That's the issue, you just don't
The CD's you get are just keys
i still need to enable secure boot/tpm 2.0 in order to play bootyfield 6
according to steam
And they all verify their integrity with the online service, even if you manage to find a title that is actually burned on the disk
The PS3 times are long over, now you either have access to the services or you're kinda fucked
isnt part of the issue the ps5's limited disk space?
you can at least still burn gog installers onto a disc provided size is yes
for users that may have to go offline for extended periods of time
That definitely works, might require several parts / disk if it's a big game but yeah, that will definitely work
i.e. you can swap out the disk if the internet is out but you can only store a finite number of games on the ps5 itself
I think that you still need that initial integrity check
Otherwise it doesn't boot
the fact that the injector is the most worthless gadget isn't helping
But after that, you should be good to go for N amount of time (I have no clue how long the session can be offline for)
The times of physical media are long over, we missed the time period in which we could've done anything about that
At this point just accept their deal and hope they don't alter it any further
Or you can sail the 7 seas
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one day we will stop buying consoles and starve AAA (it's not gonna fucking happen)
But what if i firebomb their HQ
In Minecraft of course
You go to jail 
court ruled the minecraft excuse doesnt work anymore btw
its alright
use gta or payday
Funny enough, I think that'd honestly just accelerate the process of the service going offline and the games being unavailable, if you manage to somehow evade law enforcement, that is
You go to jail (in minecraft)
Put fear into the corporate heart
How to win again AAA Publishers (you can't)
fear? the investors arent in the building anymore
You can win if you (and everyone else) simply refuse to buy 
AAA is going to have a really funny moment in the next 10 years when the ones who cling to the AI dev shit crumble to dust while the few who dont claim the crown
Definitely, between chugging mountain dew, watching tiktok and checking reddit, that will definitely happen
If everyone on this server stopped buying AAA titles, the damage would still be in acceptable range lmao
gamers are truly the most oppressed class (we fucking deserve it)
I have not purchased a AAA title in years 
May I introduce you to comic collectors lmao
New UE5 AAA slop seems to he pretty unpopular
i think (sport) 2kxx series are also to blame for lowest common denominator slop
Still somehow pulls 100K sales
did comic collectors really deserve it tho 
lmao
Yes
Sie Kaufen Slop?
i plan on taking a trip to my local comic store next week for dc absolute series
Nein, ich kaufe überhaupt nichts was ich nicht mag
if i cant buy new 5.99 issues im going to introduce them to flammable gasses
Oh I mean the comic collectors

Wdym, they collect them, no matter how unpopular the comic is, they still want a full collection lmao
That's why I said that they are fucked as well lmao
Or Pokemon cards
who's american here
i'd just rather read absolute superman physically as opposed to using the sacrilegious website
That one is really fucked lmao
moi
tschuis 
what do you know about the government over there ending food stamps
not shit because im not on food stamps
does it apply to all the states
"Ending"?
It's through the States
all?
EBT Snap is just paused because of the Government stop over there
well, it's being affected via the federal funding pipeline
Or well, they might just slash it entirely, I wouldn't know
oh so no EBT anymore for those depending on it
im expecting to hear about a complete slashing of the program at the rate the news is going
poeple are gonna have to get jobs now
Well, they move extremely erratic and the decision making is erratic as well, so they might
Or might not
well, the funding is down because federal government ded and state governments receive partial but significant funding for ebt
from the aforementioned federal government
people are gonna have to get hard jobs now.
mamaw can't just work at the gas station with her 6 kids anymore, basically
back to the factory
The job market over there is booming, issue is just that none of those positions really exist lmao
mamaw can work at the gas station but has to take time to fill out forms 
There's a ton of phantom job positions that are never being filled because they are there for some sort of benefit, forgot which one actually
the french government did the same thing, not ebt but the welfare got cut because the french government is broke
in my area manufacturing or warehouses are ALWAYS hiring with pay comparable to college degree positions
That explains why I don't hear back 
33 an hour? 
That's probably not the reason, it's just because they have such a high influx of people applying, I doubt they even go through all of them
after like 5 years, yeah. start at 20-25 depending on what/where/company
forklift and overnight pay an extra $5 each typically
fair enough tbh 
do warehouses downsize? 
Man, I am not very up-to-date on all of the shit that goes on in the US, I hope what I said is not true anymore lmao
huh?
Are warehouse employees subject to surprise layoffs
i recently was a part of the construction of a new set of warehouses under red stag general contracting. the first one of 6 was already massive, the next 5 they're building back to back are to be 1/4 bigger than the last
don't do drugs and the random drug test won't surprise layoff you
I doubt it
Hard labour is rarely laid off
anyway, I'll be offline for a few days, will be on a vacation in austria
Tell us about all the viennoiseries
be safe and take pictures of whatever they got going on in austria
the true origin of croissants 
Yeah, the people were so nice to you, I don't think I can just randomly be a dickhead now
Have fun

Just dont fly to Australia
do austrians still call it Östarrichi? 
im becoming a(n american) white girl
Dont they use polaroids still?
same tech, polaroid is a brand name
with the printers tho
oh out the top?
yurt
u white (american) gurlie now
congrats
I didn't find the demo particularly offensive
but we already had a remake of CE around the same time as Halo: Reach
I would rather they advance to Halo 3
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maybe they're just using this to build up skills in unreal
halo 3 remake would be super
tbh, I don't like Halo 3
I prefer ODST and Reach
i wish unreal wasnt the fucking industry standard and nearly 10 years later nobody knows what to do with or how to optimize unreal 5
take me to the alternate world where unreal 4 was the final and epic just died arbitrarily but first released unreal 4 to the public completely
take me to where fox 2 and decima 2 exist
I know y'all don't want Halo to be a generic shooter
but I would love a prequel set in the insurrection
COIN warfare sucks, but doing it in space sounds cool
more book games are always good
it would definetely have to be a spinoff. Nothing mainline.
I was genuinely expecting Halo: Reach to have you play as multiple Spartans fighting across Reach. Like a Call of Duty campaign.
"creatorman, you have this entire crazy universe to work with. what is next?"
"The player will once again step into the shoes of John Halo and Halo the shit out of the covenant & friends while rank and file repeatedly eat shit with no elaboration on their struggles"
and instead of having your Noble 6 die at the end, you get to experience that eight or nine times throughout the campaign
i want the weight back in stories
i wanna feel like i have a reason to care about characters again
Speaking of weight
I really liked being able to ground pound and tackle in Halo 5.
But that game is very weightless
I feel like I'm being gaslit because nobody thinks the hunters in Halo 5 are TOO FUCKING FAST
i havent played a halo beyond reach
the last time i played reach was on its original disc back in like 2013
i think ive watched arby n the chief more times than ive played reach
i need to finish it now that there's a proper ending
i also thought that halo 4 wasn't as bad as people made it out to be
main story was kinda predictable
but the cortana plot was nice and the gameplay was good
i wanna go back to the hype i had as a kid for the halo 4 trailer despite never playing it
Halo 4, 5, and Infinite are each an attempt to start a trilogy
in each game, it's obvious how 343 is trying to ignore the one before
Clearly they are not very good at it.
also fuck microsoft for not putting 5 on pc
i know it was hated but i wanna try it to see
like all the games are on pc except 5
I think they were setting up a character reveal for that promethean guy in halo 5
you WILL buy gamepass
but he either had to be Didact or a book character
it's like they set themselves up for failure like Kojima did with The Patriots
also was kinda weird learning that halo was based off a book
i have made a grievous lapse in judgement
i feel in this case it was more the nanomac-parasites actually shit
make hell
already did
didnt take screenshots only one i have
i had a whole row of victims
i love cooking them over bricks
is youtube horrendously slow for anyone else
my favorite was a suspended man showering in his own blood
sometimes it starts acting up
i spam the healing syring and let them burn
they never truly die
i have a dedicated contraption of a 60% healing and 40% super strength mix
that i just spawn in and pump into them
"The Patriots are a cabal in the United States running things behind the scenes. Nobody played the original 2D Metal Gear games, so I can only reveal the patriots to be characters from the Metal Gear Solid games. The only Americans from those games it could be are... the support team from Snake Eater."
I assume that's the thought process that had kojima make a writing choice that even the biggest idiot would never guess in a fan theory.
"Hey guys, what if the patriots are the guys from snake eater!?"
"Get the fuck off our forum, retard."
there were actual human patriot members and then they became ai computer gods
People act like nanomachines and VC parasites are bad because they rob the earlier games of their mystery.
I hate them because they're too fucking powerful.
my wife
guess i'll have to play the remake
i hate them for both reasons
they're basically the macguffin of the franchise
is there a good reason why nobody spammed the shit out of VC parasites?
were they all destroyed in MGSV?
I feel like skull face could have achieved much more with them
this is why introducing new information decades ago in the timeline isnt always good
and another thing I hate about MGS writing
MGS2, MGS3, and MGSV were all orchestrated to gaslight the shit out of the protagonist.
i like mgsv as a game but i wish it wasn't the one game to feature humanoid bipedal robots with beam sabers like gundam in the 80's
that and the whole metallich arcahea fissure thing
this gundam ass shit
IS NEVER BROUGHT UP AGAIN EVER
despite happening ~40 years prior to the main events of the franchise
I don't like the idea of bipedal robots in military applications in general
my cat is big boss btw
also shoutouts to the guys in the driver and passenger seats of that jeep to endure +/-3 or 4gs of gravity while the main characters conversed in peace
the engineering is much cheaper and robust for wheeled or tracked vehicles
Sahelanthropus should lose to an equivalent number of tanks
skull face stands up completely stable and talks to boss in his face while the driver/passenger's necks are going side to side as if they've been in an accident
yeah but big robot japanese fantasy game
shush
MGS should have been Tom Clancy the whole time
no camp or whacky shit for you
handful of big robots in a military series like mgs as a horror element > everyone has big robots as a dystopian military shit like armored cored
i like armored core i just like mecha as horror more
no gae men
no whacky science
no nonsensical gaslighting missions
"Snake, you have to kill me. It's the only way."
the triple-play simulation thing is kind of actually very gae but thats why i like mgs4
"Boss, this is so retarded that I'm going to lose my loyalty to the country you're dying for."
"I'm going to fulfill the boss's dream."
(Makes the world into the last thing she would have wanted)
and im drunk
I think he severed ties after the original 2D Metal Gear game
He was playing both sides, but got caught by Solid Snake.
kojima owes us a game or book on the black hole era of big boss (the coma & time we play as venom)
(Later retconned to be Venom Snake, I think)
The bit at the end of MGSV where Venom is about to fight Solid is pretty cool.
Ties the last Metal Gear Solid to the first 2D Metal Gear game
https://youtu.be/xN0VAsJElX4?si=dp8qBDCgsT9DhlWG&t=278
Timestamped
I think this is the scene that takes place right before he fought Solid in one of the 2D Metal Gear games.
He still has a horn, which he definitely didn't have in the 2D game
In addition to the plots of THREE MGS games being gaslights
I also hate how many fucking times big boss has "died"
Ground Zeroes (The entire world thinks that big boss is dead)
MG (Fakeout, retconned to be Venom)
MG2 (Fakeout)
MGS4 (it was actually Solidus)
MGS4 (Dies for real after the end credits)
I think there's one I'm forgetting
i hope kojima's physint isn't some nostalgiabait asspull bullshitfest and tries to be its own thing
i think there's some unwritten rule solid or big boss can't die on camera
like how toho says godzilla can't lose
There's gonna be a MGS6 in like a decade
it turns out, Big Boss didn't die after the credits of MGS4
fakeout
or maybe it was another clone
nah mgs6 needs to have sunny be the new snake
He is the Team Rocket of MGS.
it would make sense for raiden to become his own kind of big boss
while we're on this subject
the fakeout for Solid's suicide in MGS4 is also fucking stupid
not like the bad guy kind of way but i wouldn't put it past writers to have him become bitter and jaded while sunny enters her mid-20's
like a dante-and-vergil kind of thing
minutes before Big Boss is revealed to be alive
and then dies (FOR REAL THIS TIME, HAND ON HEART) minutes after that
it scared my brother in 2008 so it did its job
i was too young to understand the shit
he sent me out of his room when laughing octopus said fuck
it's all so FUCKING hysterical
and the fact that nobody noticed that "Big Boss's" Biomort was missing the wrong eye is annoying.
these men are missing different eyes
This part is so fucking bad
(it's venom, but you get the idea)
i want to cope with the world at large wasn't 100% aware on who or what "big boss" actually looked like
Solid and Eva definitely knew
duh but i feel if the world at large was to have a kneejerk reaction it'd be like kony 2012
and I think Kojima has had plot points about characters noticing much smaller details
i think in universe the world was at a point where they (the patriots) could post a picture of jack sparrow and say its big boss
actually kinda funny
sort of like how humans in 40K think the emperor is alive and actively leading the imperium, but nobody knows where he is
Where is the emperor?
leading at a different front.
I'm done
big boss? the emperor?, oh, he's around...
Daddy went to the store to buy milk
do not taste of the milk that which makes you absent from your family for untold years
it is clearly marked on the label
also i swear to god i come from a universe where mgs4 was released on xbox360
i will die on that hill
That is some serious mandella effect
I would like a MGS4 port or remake on PC
master collection 2 is officially underway
but dude i have vivid memories of the box art at blockbuster with xbox motifs before it came out
Fuck
i think you are confusing it for the ps3
i remember passing it and telling my mom "haha (my brother) has this game and he says its good
That's the joke
theres literally 0 way it could even release on xbox
That's the joke gek
mandella effect
(he's crazy)
Gaslighting is the joke
i was like 7 or 8 at the time but i cannot confuse grey/white for green/white
and gaslighting is part of MGS tradition
no it isnt hes just mentally retarded
i call it retardation
My cheese sauce, half of the fuckin shit fell into the sink
Stupid ass bag
Pissed about that
look none of yall were there at the block buster on the corner of dale mabry highway and van dyke avenue
I'm angri
next to the subway next to the publix
It's good cheese sauce too
literally never could happenbecause mgs has only been released on play station
Not too runny, not like paste
i mean at the time
there was a blockbuster here next to the revelations cafe icon
on my momma
on me
on my brother
mgs4 was on xbox360 there
The subject is displaying what is known to the Medical Field as Schizophrenia
i used to live in here
5 minute walk to the blockbuster
during my time living here some neighbor's child pushed me towards an alligator
What the fuck?
Wrinkles
Thank fuck the devs added a pretty skin for that bitch in DL2
She is so fucking ugly
Why have I not heard of this?
You know what, maybe the Chinese aren't so bad after all.
the whuhuh
The majority of Chinese players insulted DL2 for Lawan being ‘ugly black woman’, as they say.
In the trailers, she was white.
they found the mineral containing helium-3
just add blatant gambling to satisfy the chinese
they can make the rules
Glory to the ccp
https://soundcloud.com/chinawokk/red-flag
看看谁能站在最后
gods hand on me
我前进你在退后
我手上戴的是cartier ring
你项链在褪色
i feed my shooter ur blood
u are under my radar
five star red flag
im bout action
u gona die bitch
i know u a liar
那个 i wont let u slide
arp i wont miss dat
get dat money
im poping tags
c...
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我知道我better than u
所以不接受你们的建议
loser的想法太多
全部是我的你不要去惦记
我讨厌去做那些选择
money and flame 我放上了天平
i gona cut u off
删掉了你的微信
你知道im not wrong
too many ice 它长满了荆棘
你羡慕又嫉妒我
im ri...
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All ears
i thought that openai logo was something else 
wtf
"My X is a Futanari Twuah"?!
the games themselves are like 2 minute short with text only
or so ive heard
this is the 5th time you're telling us that you played these games
no i havent 
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shut up retard
the bulgarian retard is talking
bro why is there a 3rd burer in MM
grok really took it upon himself to make MM even more dogshit than sin

honestly i dont find them that difficult
just don't shoot when their arms are raised
ez
same but that electric wave attacks can go through walls
it's a 50/50 if it hits your not
cover doesn't matter
burer goes 
i go 
thats when hes invincible
shit game
dont people know that?

sir this is the gamma server
99% of retards never played the ogs
i didnt
not you specifically
i can tell
burer goes 
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the random cardboard box about to end my career ( it does more damage than bullets )
Played the first one, I hated it.
filtered
Went back to Halo like the casual I am.
might as well suck cock while at it
speaking of halo
I think halo ce doesn't get as much shit as it deserves
Better see a full skull Legendary speedrun from you
You try to play it how it launched.
why would i do that
that's like saying cyberpunk 2077 sucks in 2025 cause you played the 2020 release
Ph33r HALO CE LASO when
Y'all hear smth?
I was talking about how I played, you autist.
play it now then
do those geists still do way too much damage when throwing props at the player?
Killed me way too fast when I revisited CNPP after clearing out the monolth. I was wearing a nosorog and had taken a morphine.
just crouch and rush them down
Why would I play it now that I can play GAMMA?
i mean he makes sense rly , but you can play the OGs with mods now
Because GAMMA is STALKER only in setting and name? 

not really
CNPP is a maze, and there are multiple geists.
And I don't think crouching would do anything.
one thing doesn't cancel out the other
I must have tried like six or seven times
just run
there are barely any props in the cnpp
Do you mean Monolith Control Center?
and these fucking geists are a bigger threat than eidolon.
maybe
I'm talkinig about an interior area
y'all got good maps
no we have abysmal dogshit
either Monolith Control Center or the Sarcophagus
probably the control center
cause iirc the geists there are scripted
GSC try not to make dogshit map challenge impossible
i like deserted hospital
and im tired of pretending it's bad
limansk too
they're just hated cause of other aspects in clear sky
mainly grenade spam and lack of resources in the endgame
they play much better in other mods
driving with dad and this song is playing https://open.spotify.com/track/3yoGocVpKpdIQZYrCyvONz?si=A1jTNObZQU6PxFcJ59g9KA
@simple ore 
I like this song, but I think one of the covers is better
I'll pull it up
"Well, with my mods they are fine."
Get the fuck out of here.
yeah we dont care
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Fuck you, enjoy this vocal performance
you literally said this you mentally retarded idiot
pick a struggle
You are saying they aren't bad because of mods.
I am saying that the original release of the game was pure suffering and I won't engage with it.
they suck cause of other aspects of the game
when you take them out "in other mods" they play better
I don't know why I went so autistic on this.
Sorry.
Almost started sperging out again.
Gimmick account alert but @narrow lotus @river zealot @stone blade https://girlcockx.com/Mericamemed/status/1981594000231637009
you fucked up your character creation
I just picked "ugly"
this will surely have no effect on my personality and life

I picked Immigrant to USA, but that might have been a mistake 
At least you didn't pick illegal immigrant, right? Right?
I didn't have the points for "anchor baby"
Did you take illegal immigrant (to brazil)?
Why would I want live in fucking Brazil? 
hardcore mode
@narrow lotus dad loaded diesel for 42 litres
116 leva
PvP zone.
PvP has been enabled
wtf
extraction shooter ahh country
hate to break it to you but nobody here plays stalker
the goal is to extract from the country
xes
Spawned in Peru
or paraguay
latinas
fresh
Just ship them to you, they won't leave you because of the "implications".
nobody ask Mexico about their policy on the Guatemalan border
they will get tainted as a latin-american label
What is that? A real life World of Warcraft race-change? 
yes
my friends uncle and aunt are complaining because they sent their onyl daughter to california
apparently cali uni ruined their daughter
now she cares about gender rights and refuses to go back home or to attend college

cant she just go to college in California?
her parents do not want her to go there anymore
The corruption spreads.
The West has fallen.
The Pakistan has fallen
do they have other kids?
(now they have no daughter
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