🎪bruh-fart

[tidal trellis]

Keep dreaming

[silent pawn]

KILL YOURSELF

in minecraft

[primal rapids]

Make a bed in the nether and try to sleep in it

Such is your fate

[primal kayak]

Touch the big buff white man in a village

[primal kayak]

YES

https://tenor.com/view/cop-yes-screaming-yelling-police-gif-15724125216572599622

Thank you

[fallow trellis]

there is one with cloth off but idk if the mods will allow it

[primal kayak]

I don't think they would

[primal rapids]

Post it anyway, your sacrifice will be remembered

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/bzarman-devil-filter-gif-17340870

[silent pawn]

gooners

[solar breach]

DM then

[primal kayak]

Awoga

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/salute-boy-gif-630782425492419396

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/sweet-jesus-gif-15722859634369696951

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/sweet-jesus-gif-15722859634369696951

[fallow trellis]

supreme leader has accepted the sacrifice

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus @naive bison

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/lego-james-doakes-suspicious-doakes-doakes-meme-gif-8186000807964112322

[ruby minnow]

when the edgerunner fan starts talking too much and you gotta hit them with this

[silent pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-edgerunners-my-honest-reaction-gif-26942939

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/butt-gif-11020650

[silent pawn]

flat ass better than the no ass you're getting

[simple ore]

i rather get nuthin

[placid sail]

huh?

the fuck you mean, there's clearly a curve

[gilded blade]

Not even noon and y'all are goon

[silent pawn]

bounce on it

[placid sail]

crrrazy style

[ruby minnow]

its 7:30 pm what are you talking about

[primal rapids]

Straight up cybering my punk rn

[ruby minnow]

its perfect gooning hours

[placid sail]

it's hiiiiiiigh noooooon

[gilded blade]

It's like 11am right now

[placid sail]

also the tiiiiiime to moleeeeest bliiiiizzard employeeeees

[ruby minnow]

i'm going for a netrunner build for the first time

[solar coral]

Ngl overrated asf

[ruby minnow]

i thought you needed to sacrifice the sandevistan for the ram

but no i can just get a sandevistan aswell

that was good to know

[primal rapids]

Sandevistan is your OS though? Unless you're playing modded.

[solar coral]

You mean kerenzikov?

[primal rapids]

You can have a Kerenzikov and Cyberdeck at the same time, yeah

[frank shoal]

You can get a perk that uses your HP as ram

[ruby minnow]

i already have it

[ruby minnow]

you max out

license to chrome

it gives you another slot

[frank shoal]

Now get the Russian smart smg from phantom liberty it's really good

[frank shoal]

And betray songbird so you can get the really busted black wall hack

[ruby minnow]

i already betrayed songbird once

[primal rapids]

No, you're playing modded

[ruby minnow]

huh

i didn't know i downloaded a mod that plays with the perks

[solar coral]

Thats modded

[primal rapids]

License to Chrome unlocks an extra skeleton mod

[frank shoal]

Why? 😢
I didn't actually do it ever

[ruby minnow]

i'm a idris elba fan

[solar coral]

She gives the best quickhack in game and OS

[ruby minnow]

yeah just checked it

it is for skeleton

[solar coral]

L woman

[primal rapids]

Betray Songbird for the funny ha ha instakill cyberdeath Canto

[frank shoal]

I literally just said that....

[ruby minnow]

but i still don't know which mod i installed gives me another slot

so you do have to sacrifice sandevistan if you're going for netrunner

[lusty hazel]

the white phosphor machinegun is le epic

[solar coral]

Yeah thats why you betray songbird

Also cuz L woman

[frank shoal]

Bootlicker

[solar coral]

Overwatch

[lusty hazel]

i mean she did lie to you like 99% of the time

she only tried to save herself

[solar coral]

No i just hate the woman and wanted to kill her

[primal rapids]

Though siding with Songbird does give you a piece of cyberware that lets you do really dumb shit with cooldowns

[ruby minnow]

i don't know about nothing man

i'm saving songbird this playthrough

because i was a fanboy the first time i played phantom liberty

[solar coral]

Simp

[frank shoal]

I know she does but the other option is literally to help the government
Are you seriously going to side with pedophile satanists because a woman lied to you to save her own life?

[solar coral]

No

[lusty hazel]

i mean you could kill her

[solar coral]

Theres a secret 3rd option

[lusty hazel]

helping no one

[solar coral]

^

[primal rapids]

She's been thoroughly infected by the Blackwall. There's no saving her, just like there's no saving you or the rest of humanity because Datakrash 2: Bartmoss Boogaloo is on the way.

[lusty hazel]

she accepts her fate

not being captured by the NUSA

[solar coral]

America***

[lusty hazel]

and you don't help the NUSA by killing her

[solar coral]

everyone else is doing relatively fine

Except japan ig

[ruby minnow]

tbh i don't get all the hype about cyberpunks story and choices dude

[frank shoal]

Or the Soviet union

[ruby minnow]

i just like driving bike in city

[solar coral]

The soviets are actually better off than america in lore

[lusty hazel]

where'd my pic go

[frank shoal]

So what? They're not doing great and the whole state is owned by an oil company

[primal rapids]

Ocean shipping is fucked for everyone because of self-replicating autonomous submarines and naval mines, environment is fucked by pollution and the corporate wars, everything with even the slightest connection to the internet is going to be fucked again by the the funny haha RABIDS gang

[solar coral]

Point is The NUSA is madmax maxxing while the rest of the world (except japan) is doing fine

[lusty hazel]

NUSA wants control

which they lost

[solar coral]

Who cared about ocean shipping if you live on europe

But

[frank shoal]

You're genuinely retarded if you consider the quality of life anywhere "fine"

[solar coral]

RELATIVELY fine

[lusty hazel]

just build a factory in your own country, ez

[solar coral]

Do you retards know what relatively means

Also

[idle veldt]

I know what it means king

👋

[solar coral]

New zealand

[lusty hazel]

does israel exist in lore

[primal rapids]

The Blackwall, which is itself an AI, is letting more and more rogue AI slip the net, and that's not helped by stupid corporate fucks like Arasaka or Militech or stupid netrunner fucks like the VDB's

[lusty hazel]

asking for afriend

[frank shoal]

Then what is it relative to? Not any sane standards

[primal rapids]

And V quite possibly let another copy of Bartmoss loose by cracking open his cyberdeck

[solar coral]

Rubicon did you ever have a critical thinking class in school

[frank shoal]

North Korea is fine because there's the democratic republic of congo actually

[frank shoal]

I hate every word that comes out of your mouth so much

It's not anything you say or my lack of critical thinking

[solar coral]

Did your teachers ever put any importance on context clues

[frank shoal]

It's that I'm fundamentally unable to treat you as a person

[solar coral]

Or are you just such a raging retard they died on the sight of you

[idle veldt]

There was a nuclear war and Egypt and Israel survive but are pretty ruined

[solar coral]

Anyway look at my cool snake

[frank shoal]

I hope it strangles you

[lusty hazel]

oh ok so basically like fallout

[primal rapids]

Boop the snoot

[fallow trellis]

i was called?

[solar coral]

I shall not make a comment on this

[lusty hazel]

israel got nuked in fallout too

[solar coral]

LOL

[lusty hazel]

which is funny asl that every game world decides to just nuke israel out of the way

[frank shoal]

I mean if a country gets nuked irl it's either Israel or someone Israel nuked

[idle veldt]

The Iran Iraq war happens but it’s pretty bad for all sides

[primal rapids]

The funny part is for how advanced and miniaturized the electronics and computers are in Cyberpunk, they actually have fuck all for RAM and storage

[lusty hazel]

shadow wizard corpo gang

[primal rapids]

Just insane amounts of compression

Like if you dropped a gen 1 iPhone into Cyberpunk it'd blow their minds

[tidal trellis]

oh

[fallow trellis]

shadow banned

[dreamy flax]

💞 Love calculator

rubicon + foxdrydy = 63%

[primal rapids]

Damn, 6% off from the funny number

[glad carbon]

4*

[lusty hazel]

''junk, ptew''

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnov-67-bosnov-67-67-meme-gif-16727368109953357722

[frank shoal]

Lots of the future in cyberpunk feels poorly thought out... I mean it's a cool setting and all but in terms of futurism its poor
For good reason since it's just extrapolating 80s trends into the future for a large part

[glad carbon]

Show them the apple music store

[idle veldt]

It’s poor writing

[glad carbon]

Honestly though why can't I play music walking around

[lusty hazel]

you can?

[frank shoal]

I guess they did have that one tabletop release with biomodding and all sorts of whacky stuff everyone hated

[glad carbon]

Did they add it

[lusty hazel]

pretty sure it's been a thing for a while

[glad carbon]

After like 3 years

Swag

[primal rapids]

I mean, Cyberpunk was originally made in 1988, before computers really, REALLY took off in terms of miniaturization and processing power.

[glad carbon]

Yeah but that doesn't mean 2077 can't slightly fudge with the values to make it more like a new technological revolution

[solar coral]

The one with furries?

[primal rapids]

Back then, the Commodore 64 was still hot shit. https://cdn-blog.adafruit.com/uploads/2019/01/Untitled-17.png

[frank shoal]

And dolphin human hybrid water nomads

[glad carbon]

Instead of being some fallout style alt universe where they just don't mess with RAM

[solar coral]

That ones based

[primal rapids]

Yeah, Exotics and posergangs are pretty absent from 2077

[glad carbon]

Ezoni would u get bio modded if it was in the next cyberpunk game

[placid sail]

I gave some rulebooks a read after cybercuck became a big deal and holy shit while the video game looks sci-fi and all, the tabletop setting is some unc shit

[solar coral]

No

[frank shoal]

Cyberpunk red is the one that's most contemporary

[solar coral]

Look just cuz i like to draw furries and make costumes n shit doesnt mean i want to be COVERED in fur

Do you know how BAD it would be to shower?!

[glad carbon]

Okay but what if they made em cool looking exotics instead of Morrowind rejects

[primal rapids]

I mean, biomods are a lot more than turning people into furries.

[solar coral]

And it would be so fucking hot in summer

Jfc

Absolutely not

[glad carbon]

Next cyberpunk is in Siberia

[solar coral]

You wish

[primal rapids]

There's shit like muscle or bone lace to make you much stronger and tougher

[glad carbon]

[primal rapids]

Second hearts because hearts are neat

[solar coral]

Curing cancer < making people into their fursonas

[glad carbon]

Wrong

[heady crow]

correct

[frank shoal]

Where's the money in curing cancer?

[glad carbon]

Why cure cancer when u can make lizardpeople

[glad carbon]

Heyyy

[primal rapids]

Bioware is also less likely to make you snap than cyberware

[heady crow]

science should figure out a way for us two to get together

[placid sail]

fucking furries

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/arnold-schwarzenegger-t800-mão-cyborg-gif-21291571

wrong

[frank shoal]

That's why I want to get chromed up instead of becoming a furry

[primal rapids]

Though that's also because the actually good Bioware comes from Europe where they actually care about quality control

[fallow trellis]

if you could turn into a dinosaur would you take it

[glad carbon]

It's called money

[solar coral]

https://tenor.com/view/bladerunner2049-ryan-gosling-gif-24048514

[glad carbon]

Idk I haven't seen any cool dinosaurs

[solar coral]

Me when i have to cure cancer

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/sigh-le-sad-cat-gif-16777715376630435814

[glad carbon]

Raptor maybe but they're lame and small

[primal rapids]

Though you can approach it from the opposite direction with shit like the Gemini full-body prosthetic.

[primal rapids]

Which looks, feels, and acts identical to a normal organic body but you're actually straight up a Terminator

[solar coral]

Biomodding is gross and not monetizable like apple brand skin is

[spring quail]

if you turn into a dinosaur some guy is just gonna hunt you to turn your skin into clothing and accessories

[glad carbon]

@heady crow are u gonna be up later

[heady crow]

whens later

its 8pm and im sleepy

[primal rapids]

Fun fact, Adam Smasher has a Gemini body for partying that looks like a buff, blonde Elvis

[heady crow]

i uhm, whats the name of it

[glad carbon]

Nah just make it a commodity

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-stare-100-yard-stare-meme-gif-251436459491629941

[frank shoal]

I think that's lame
It should look as crude and functional as possible
Cut all your ties to humanity

[glad carbon]

In like 6 hours

[solar coral]

Have you seen jurassic park tho? They can like idk kill u back

[glad carbon]

[primal rapids]

There are full-body prosthetics that do that, yeah

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/true-get-this-man-a-true-go-my-true-whatever-go-my-true-gif-16382191100563919909

[solar coral]

Ur more of a furry than me

[heady crow]

oh

[glad carbon]

He would lose because I can open pull doors on the first try and he can't

[spring quail]

we have things for those

[fossil swan]

quality over quantity over here

[heady crow]

youre saying that with that profile?

[frank shoal]

I didn't say I don't consider you a person because you're a furry if that's what you thought

[primal rapids]

Left is the Samson body, right is the Dragoon.

[solar coral]

Yes

[frank shoal]

Right looks like a Gundam I want it

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/tank-to-tank-communication-tank-gif-11679869274951291671

[primal rapids]

The Dragoon body is so overstimulating in terms of sensors and feedback that anyone that gets their brain stuffed into one has to be drugged to the gills basically constantly or they go insane almost immediately

[solar coral]

The true future of humanity

[primal rapids]

Adam Smasher is one of very few that can actually stand being in a Dragoon body without losing his marbles

And that's mostly because he's already a psycho

[frank shoal]

I think they're still not functional enough

Why do they need to be bipedal and humanoid like?

That's not very alienating

[primal rapids]

Because the more you diverge from the standard human form, the harder it becomes to not go apeshit

[frank shoal]

That's the point

[solar coral]

he already marble-less

Same line of thinking as the CIA giving a schizo a firearm btw

[glad carbon]

Are you a potato

[solar coral]

99% of CIA agents stop giving guns to schizophrenics right before they find the next tragedy to blame mexico on

[frank shoal]

What tragedy have they blamed on mexico?

[primal rapids]

The Alamo

[solar coral]

Yeah that was an inside job

[spring quail]

brush fires can't melt clay pillars

[solar coral]

[frank shoal]

As in the siege over 100 years before the CIA was founded? 🤯

[solar coral]

And who told you when the cia was founded?

(The cia)

[heady crow]

trvthnuke

[primal rapids]

Time-traveling Mexican specops

[deep topaz]

This sounds cool

[frank shoal]

Can't you just give them drugs or something?
I mean in the tabletop game it's very easy to not go crazy but I guess that's just a gameplay thing

[solar coral]

It was to coverup them starting the fentanyl crisis by altering history to make mexico lose texas which lowered mexican morale enough to make fentanyl

[heady crow]

yeah its from Taakes 2011 album, but its the only banjo moment in the album

[primal rapids]

The Dragoon users are already so drugged-up you have to treat them like five-year-olds

At that point you may as well just make them autonomous

[frank shoal]

Where's the fun in that?

[spring quail]

id probably be the best dragoon user

[frank shoal]

But wouldn't you want the sliding stores in shops to actually be conscious beings?

[heady crow]

the meme could have included the whole solo, gets way better at the latter end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKnJmGp8izE

[frank shoal]

@heady crow

[heady crow]

some poor mf got recommended to play cs on a 4:3 ratio and bought that monitor

[spring quail]

i miss squares

bring back 4:3

[frank shoal]

1:1 monitor

[visual stirrup]

48%

[idle veldt]

No way

Ur kidding me

[visual stirrup]

The game stuck in development hell turned out to be shit?

[idle veldt]

No fucking way

[visual stirrup]

When they announced that the game would be coming out in a month, I knew it would be shit

[idle veldt]

What if it’s actually good tho

You gotta play it to see

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-warhammer-40k-space-king-space-marine-gif-13378544870284137089

[idle veldt]

How much

[visual stirrup]

I knew it wouldn't be silk song

[primal rapids]

Every game should be good and also only $20 like Silksong

A man can dream

[visual stirrup]

the 2nd review says that there's no option to turn off motion blur

[visual stirrup]

and there should be a enough tall busty goth latinas for for us all

(while we're asking for shit that's never going to happen)

[undone wave]

Neanderthals were Sicilian

[primal rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/it_unprofession/status/1980470093793620003

IT Unprofessional (@it_unprofession)

Evening update: AWS is back online.

I didn’t write a single command or touch a single server.

But I announced “It should be working now” in a confident tone, and everyone reacted like I had personally fixed the cloud.

People thanked me for “getting us back up.”

One person even said, “We don’t know what we’d do without you.”

I nodded like a man who had just negotiated peace between regions us-east-1 and eu-west-3.

I have no idea what Amazon did behind the scenes, but according to this office, I just saved the company.

Already updated my self-evaluation under “Major Accomplishments.”

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 21, 2025, 3:04 AM

[quaint ore]

messing about with cyberpunk's photo mode

[primal rapids]

I'm sad you can't edit the height or width of your V

Kinda hard feeling like a brick shithouse Body build when you still have noodle arms

[primal rapids]

My tiny Asian netrunner V standing at a crime scene she absolutely didn't cause by exploding Tyger Claw heads with her mind

[spring quail]

molly millions from skid row looking ass

[quaint ore]

I tried replicating the division hunters in cyberpunk 2077 and ngl it is fun to go around and stalk your enemies breaking their necks before pouncing and killing everyone with SMGs to finish it off

[primal rapids]

I mostly sneak around and stealthily hack until shit hits the fan and then start lobbing grenades and firing my missile launcher arm

[quaint ore]

gotta get the hatchet for the bonus

[robust flume]

netrunner is such a good build, the kys button is fun

[primal rapids]

I eventually mod in the Canto deck since I go for the less shit PL ending

Though at that point I can instakill most enemies without using blackwall gateway anyway so it's mostly for the meme

[quaint ore]

I sadly spoiled the game story for myself, but i think dont fear the reaper ending with V taking his body back is canon

[robust flume]

i personally like the dlc ending, perfect level of "well this shit still sucks"

[primal rapids]

You don't think one (1) random merc on his deathbed could fight through the entirety of Arasaka HQ security and Adam Smasher by himself?

[quaint ore]

tbh by the time you reach that you are not some "random merc"

[primal rapids]

What I hate about it is that you can't just call up your friends and be like "yeah I'm going into a lengthy surgery and coma session and could be offline for months or even years, if I don't call or text it's because I'm in a fucking COMA, I'm not deliberately ghosting you."

[robust flume]

yeah thats a bit lame but in my mind v is just purley focused on getting that bag that it kinda slips their mind

i think v is cannonically 23?

[visual stirrup]

"Play and See"

https://tenor.com/view/иди-и-смотри-come-and-see-флёра-gif-6614181645159923836

[robust flume]

id imagine some young punk with an impending death isn't gonna have all their stuff sorted out

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdhwq_cfovI

[visual stirrup]

me, after spending 200 hours on the garbage anime game my bro says gets good

(he is no longer my friend)

[glad carbon]

Yeah no ur like the biggest night city legend at that point

[quaint ore]

Morgan Blackhand levels if not higher

[glad carbon]

Especially because everyone still thinks u killed norninobu or whatever the arasakas name is

[quaint ore]

Yorinobu

[glad carbon]

Byeah

[quaint ore]

or wait no

everyone thinks you offed saburo

[stark gull]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1359094921436332066/1430209266274406400/aGREbrRfpmns2Ff8FwQHDAptH210L7G0.jpg

[quaint ore]

the old fuck

[glad carbon]

Killed saburo, rose from the dead, breached the black wall and came back

[primal kayak]

Would

[glad carbon]

Why he got the sack head

[robust flume]

trauma team game where you get to deny service to poor people when

[quaint ore]

looks cool

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/space-king-hatemonger-hate-monger-space-king-flashgitz-flashgitz-gif-10797088394008925753

[primal kayak]

Yes

[glad carbon]

Division2?

[quaint ore]

nah still cyberpunk with the mod for the division 2 armor

[primal rapids]

Trauma Team except your patient’s coverage expired halfway through the lifesaving surgery so you gotta take the organs and blood back

[glad carbon]

Lame

Shouldve replaced the division markers with ripped out cyberdecks

[glad carbon]

Nah u just leave him open on the table until a family member pays

[heady crow]

holy shit is this real?

[primal kayak]

Could be

[glad carbon]

Are you

[primal kayak]

I've seen many water bending animals lately

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-sopranos-oh-yeah-gif-79333436431233211

[quaint ore]

you can do that

or wait no

i misread it

i mean you can combo other cosmetics ig

[primal rapids]

Trauma Team apparently also has coverage for pets so imagine a whole-ass gunship and four guys with Smartweapons killing their way through an entire gang to rescue some rich bitch’s chihuahua

[quaint ore]

[solar coral]

tacticool cyberpunk 🤢

[primal kayak]

It's cool

[quaint ore]

You dont know what actual tacticool slop looks like and I envy your innocence

[primal kayak]

I like the way it looks

[solar coral]

kys

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/made-in-abyss-nanachi-headpat-headpats-anime-bondrewd-gif-1374971892969059259

[primal rapids]

#Bondrewddidnothingwrong

#Bondrewdbestdad

[primal kayak]

What's a bonedrew

[quaint ore]

ngl i wanted to replicate this but the maelstrom eye implant cosmetic is so fucking ugly

[quaint ore]

the main antagonist of made in abyss

voted villain of the year

[primal rapids]

Bondrewd is a cool and good scientist and a friendly dad

[primal kayak]

What do they make in abyss

[primal rapids]

Happy memories

[primal kayak]

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/patpat-gif-25477011

nothing wrong here

nothing bad happens to this kid

[robust flume]

he is only the "main villain" for like one section i thought

[primal rapids]

Also featuring Mom of the Year Lyza and mommy Ozen

[stark gull]

They turned her into fucking fleshlight in a case

[primal kayak]

Oh

I have seen what they really make in abyss

[robust flume]

i got a piece of Ozen art signed by the lead music designer and main director at a con a while back

it was some con specific art they had for their movie event where they compressed the first season into two movies

[quaint ore]

I didnt watch the anime so i dont know what happens to her

All i know is that mia has a lot of fucked up scenes involving adolescents

[stark gull]

:(

[robust flume]

its definitely one of the fates of all time

[primal rapids]

Drink your fucking bloody mary, I paid $30 for that

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3tWYX-qDIw

[primal kayak]

One of the worst decisions I ever made was ordering a bloody mary once

I don't even like tomatoes

[visual stirrup]

insisting that a woman drink her drink is how you scare the hoes

"did I lose sight of it at any moment?"

"did he reach into his pocket?"

[primal kayak]

"skibi did?"

or

"skibi didn't?"

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/9QQZECC.png

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/jussie-smollett-speaking-to-dead-gif-13579415

poetry of our era

[primal kayak]

Thank you

[visual stirrup]

https://www.ayntec.com/products/ayn-thor

Finally

a reasonably priced device for emulaing DS and 3DS games

[robust flume]

oh cool

thats the only good looking one i have seen tbh for those systems

[slender rock]

[glad carbon]

I heard the manga is good but the writer is a creep

[visual stirrup]

nice
do you like dubai?

https://tenor.com/view/spec-ops-the-line-martin-walker-sad-gif-4983594518456821055

[quaint ore]

I dont know shit about it other than my friend nagging me to watch it

i am only really invested in berserk

[slender rock]

Do you feel like a hero yet

Oh

My god

[quaint ore]

496

this shit doing numbers

[robust flume]

the unfortunate reality of anime/manga

[slender rock]

Another one

Another one

[midnight cloud]

America

[slender rock]

Bites the Dubai chocolate bar

[visual stirrup]

imagine just SPAMMING that shit to instagram models when they post from Dubai

[slender rock]

It's political

That I reposted

[visual stirrup]

instead of white phosphorus, they're gonna have flashbacks of sheikh feces

[robust flume]

i should replay spec ops the line

[visual stirrup]

hope he's been eating his hummus

[robust flume]

its not really good gameplay wise but the story is great

[visual stirrup]

keeps things regular, ya know

[visual stirrup]

I'm such a miserable and hateful bastard that I actually enjoy the gameplay

gears of war doesn't do it for me anymore

too colorful

[robust flume]

id say the gameplay serves quite well into the story, giving the false pretense of being a standard action cover shooter

[slender rock]

I see a red door and I want to paint it black

[visual stirrup]

it all started going downhill when those lyrics started making sense

[slender rock]

Indeed

[robust flume]

name a single thing that bondrewd did thats bad

[coarse bear]

Created Nanachi

[robust flume]

ok bondrewd did one bad thing

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/784487027063914499/1430261568716673164/RDT_20250520_071632.mp4?ex=68f92262&is=68f7d0e2&hm=597f6d0c67ec711de1d52930fa6c2ac72b34d1bcd0038e4f756e25b9da97afea&

[young light]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/198094986137305088/922844613746753546/milkman.gif

[primal rapids]

My coworkers and I when we find a stickbug on site

[gleaming grove]

OK

SO

femboy

[visual stirrup]

death

fuck Pax Armata
all my homies hate Pax Armata

[gleaming grove]

Pax Armata

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[visual stirrup]

lamest fucking disposable villain that doesn't make any goddamn sense

it's as if the entire world came into existence right when the campaign starts

who let this happen?

[gleaming grove]

bruh

the campaign is separate?

that is so lame

[visual stirrup]

huh?

oh yeah

[gleaming grove]

like a separate game

[visual stirrup]

the launcher

i thought you meant like Halo: Infinite

multiplayer is free

(in Halo)

pay for campaign

[gleaming grove]

I think the reason why the character writing is ass because of EA suddenly stopped working with older writer

and decided to asspull one in less than 6 months

[crude oak]

Bought Zero Hour on Steam, deleted it from library after learning that devs are from Bangladesh

https://tenor.com/view/yakub-ksi-forehead-ksi-logan-paul-germany-ww2-gif-17278031980864750852

[visual stirrup]

the game is an unfinished asspull
once you unlock some skins, go to multiplayer and look at the UI for selecting skins

and multiplayer has this feature called Active Abilities (like Ults from other games) or something that doesn't work.

[crude oak]

Unfinished aspull? We talking tarkov again?

Ohh nvm

[primal rapids]

a AAA game, in 2025, being unfinished? Impossible.

[visual stirrup]

and this gadget called "Breaching Projectile Launcher" doesn't do anything

[visual stirrup]

moreso than other games

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/784487027063914499/1430266648333385892/51e9d8d939f096a8d40b0d1f4bfc678e.mp4?ex=68f9271e&is=68f7d59e&hm=6b7ab4c21432ba0fcbe76dacbd1b3cafe7b161ebd13ec576b06b23baa86df18f&

[stark gull]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/860948528750657556/1430037287458177044/IMG_9048.png

[gleaming grove]

ya klno

I still wonder how a PMC defeats NATO

it makes like

no sense

[visual stirrup]

it was the CIA

actually fucking dogshit plot
even more stupid than Battlefield: Hardline

the game is trying to be the original MW3 without any of the buildup as well

I don't know about any of these characters

[primal rapids]

Legalize nuclear bombs

[gleaming grove]

CIA goes rogue?

[primal rapids]

https://d.fixupx.com/ReelShitposts/status/1980454130771427578

The CIA is a perfectly respectable and legal organization that would never operate beyond their remit

[visual stirrup]

this is excessive, even for fiction

[visual stirrup]

this was sanctioned, apparently
but there wasn't any sign that the president was aware of this

[midnight cloud]

im glad my spirit animals alive out there

[primal rapids]

The Killdozer was reincarnated as a dog

https://fxtwitter.com/nikkehtine/status/1980032080278114514

nikkeh (@nikkehtine)

two sentence horror

Quoting Windows (@Windows)
︀
AI is now built in. “Every Windows 11 PC is now an AI PC – with Copilot at the center of it all.”

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FxTwitter · Oct 19, 2025, 10:03 PM

[naive bison]

"fuck this tree"

[gleaming grove]

I love how

helicopter has to always go down in video game

like there's really no around this

[visual stirrup]

it STARTS with you losing your entire squad in an upside down helicopter on top of an american flag

I couldn't give a shit about any of these guys
even if they were written as well as some of the characters from the original MW games, that'd be a hard sell

[gleaming grove]

I guess this is trying to be like ya kno

the same impact with TF141 death but like

it's so sudden

[visual stirrup]

it's trying to be the end of a trilogy without any of the buildup

[gleaming grove]

well im just in for the skin

[crude oak]

and if they do they just call themselves isis or mossad

[primal rapids]

If video games and action movies have taught me anything, it's that helicopters are actually made of balsa wood and glue

[visual stirrup]

wait until you get to the tank mission
you're gonna see helicopters fighting in the dumbest fucking way
nobody in fucking multiplayer is stupid enough to fly like that, so why did they think that anybody playing campaign would be impressed?

[placid sail]

bullshit

you can't buy zero hour on steam anymore

[naive bison]

WHAT

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/duty-stalker2014-stalker-duty-soldier-gif-10490403853362403773

[primal rapids]

Puzzle piece pond

[quaint ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871097834433294417/1430265112014622820/snaptik_7542830944315542815_v2.mp4?ex=68f925af&is=68f7d42f&hm=2f30a00c82158e359ced4d029dd755e140f3c13ce445b8115d9e098b4005b2a0&

[stark gull]

Get Linuh I guess

[fallow trellis]

i dont like korans

koreans*

[clever socket]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNUtvNyM-xy/?igsh=ZXR3d3VrdzZiODZ6

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#stalker #stalker2
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[fallow trellis]

no embeds

[storm stream]

yours?

[slender rock]

Yes

[frank shoal]

https://x.com/dolopeanut/status/1980391779171201045

dolores (@dolopeanut)

so-called “free thinkers” when mom breaks out the heated blanket in late October

X · Oct 20, 2025, 9:52 PM

[glad carbon]

Stupid chud cats

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/critkid7139-gif-23793406

[storm stream]

Americans love their waffles

[slender rock]

🤷

[visual stirrup]

too spooky
please put a spoiler tag on it so that nobody gets jumpscared by it

[crude oak]

yeah i bought it like time ago and forgot

didn't knew it's delisted

[primal rapids]

Too late, already irreversibly spooked

[visual stirrup]

Kaz...
I know. I'm already spooky.

https://tenor.com/view/venom-snake-walk-mgsv-mgs-mgs5-gif-27690753

[placid sail]

I'm mad because I would actually love to have it on my steam acc

but 1) it's delisted now 2) I'm a nasty russian and can't buy it anyway

[slender rock]

You a nasty Russian?

Nuh uh

[gleaming grove]

you know

why do they always have a trope of villain of the game has to execute some prisoners

[storm stream]

politics hurting mostly innocent citizens 🥀

[gleaming grove]

like they have to execute someone from our side

[river zealot]

didnt know blur was a real agarthan

[naive bison]

me and my giant wife in arena

[visual stirrup]

she's tall enough to pick you up and put you on things

refrigerators

lamp posts

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-black-cat-void-kitty-feed-me-gif-4393303474036272454

Void's hungy

[frank shoal]

void

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-bun-bunny-cute-20th-month-gif-2378377075106527074

[deep topaz]

Yin yang sogg

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus played like 15 games of arena mode on league back to back

actually had a lot of fun

arena is basically roguelike pvp

you get crazy augments and items and shit

[hot solstice]

😔 my boy

[narrow sorrel]

no boots?

oh, arena

[naive bison]

Yeah another tank item that deals thousands of damage is just better

Lords bloodmail gave like 550 AD

Oh wait I had no boots

I got an augment that reduced price of prismatic anvils so I sold boots and got stoneplate out of it

[naive bison]

This isn't zoomed in at all btw

[drifting mantle]

So... They removed Yilmaz, the head of the department at the German Office for the Protection of the Constitution (who was also the Green Party's candidate for mayor of Kiel), from office because he had connections to a right-wing extremist Turkish association.

A little shocking, but not suprising if I'm honest

[idle veldt]

Sounds good

[drifting mantle]

That they caught him, right?

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/padme-gif-24474700

Robert, known fan of right-wing extremists

[placid sail]

right-wing extremist Turkish party in Germany

hilarious

[visual stirrup]

remove döner

https://tenor.com/view/remove-kebab-gif-19403040

[drifting mantle]

We have quite a few of those extremist groups that simp for other countries.
I find it even more hilarious, that he was a high ranking politician in a very left wing party as well

[placid sail]

left wing, right wing

equally useless bunch of bastards

[idle veldt]

Most politically literate centrist

[deep topaz]

Kill the conductor

If anyone is in the market for AR15 barrels, ar15discounts.com has a flash sale going on

Same price for light, govt profile, and heavy

[grizzled meadow]

@placid sail how come you're free

Got fired from that social manager something job?

[placid sail]

I left myself

[grizzled meadow]

Why

[placid sail]

short answer, because it sucks and I pontentially can do the same gig but for better pay and general better everything

said potential is still pending, but worst case scenario, I'll find some other slave mine to work at

[visual stirrup]

deception!

https://tenor.com/view/lion-king-deception-disgrace-gif-18508159

[deep topaz]

Gumbus is a cat in fishy clothing

[visual stirrup]

I need Max0r to return to his MGS and Ace Combat narrative video style rather than this recent non-sequitur bullshit of him just abusing editing software for 20+ minutes

"WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY!"
"IF I CAN'T WATCH MARINE-CHAN ON YOUTUBE.COM, THEN NO ONE ELSE WILL!"

even his arma vids were better than this recent stuff

especially the deleted ones

[pale ingot]

hololive fans up in riot? fuck happened to marine

[visual stirrup]

timestamped
https://youtu.be/iL2KFkNVzLg?si=LHcTtSHNh-yLC_-n&t=1020

in the lore of Max0rs video, this crazy submarine captain is obsessed with vtubers

[pale ingot]

we live in a society

[vast wren]

anything but training

[high wing]

https://x.com/TheCumpound/status/1980681786871926801?t=O8tDWyDNSNB-W9sxpjYP2g&s=19

the cumpound (@TheCumpound)

X · Oct 21, 2025, 5:05 PM

[vast wren]

only you wont be racist against them

other racists will also be racist against them

[verbal needle]

I think we all should fund a Somali pirate

Imagine all the cool stuff they'd get and the smiles on their face

[high wing]

I like your stocking pfp

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/look-at-me-im-the-gif-20107084

[little mirage]

Good mythical morning

https://tenor.com/view/incel-wojak-meme-anime-glasses-gif-21218188

[vast wren]

real

[tidal trellis]

Ha I get that reference

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/hope-der-eisendrache-cod-zombies-tank-dempsey-richtofen-gif-1103876536177785033

[pale ingot]

twink up

[upper shore]

congratulations. we are going to pin you down and kiss you on the lips now

[tidal trellis]

Not a thing!

[tidal trellis]

And unwholesome

[upper shore]

kiss yourself

[vast wren]

brainfart

[upper shore]

[tidal trellis]

Guh?

[verbal needle]

Get any more marriage proposals yet flop?

Or are you still turning those poor men away

[tidal trellis]

Flop is not going to marry normal romantic relationships too scary and you think I'll marry goober, also, I'm straight!!!

now if u don't minddd, flop is going to sleep very tired

[verbal needle]

I do mind

I mind a lot

[lapis zinc]

[toxic sundial]

straight

[storm stream]

Cool

Die alone

[toxic sundial]

find love and flourish

[storm stream]

Normally yes
But not in this case

[silent pawn]

I will be streaming my suicide in VC in one year if I'm still single

Consider this an RSVP

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-i-can-fix-that-gif-5289253

[toxic sundial]

don't do that

[silent pawn]

my body my choice

[glad carbon]

[idle veldt]

What she do

[verbal needle]

Probably stabbed or attacked her bf

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 Flop marries his cousin

[idle veldt]

I can fix that

[idle veldt]

Forgive and forget

[narrow sorrel]

Why do you want to fix perfection?

[paper schooner]

me and who

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/InternetH0F/status/1980771353734070772 brainfarters trying to bait a newbie to say a slur

internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F)

The face of pure anguish and despair 😭😭

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 21, 2025, 11:01 PM

[narrow sorrel]

@simple ore https://youtube.com/shorts/pF4uHqLGw9k?si=25IRtBu9VhTrlyax

THE ARAB WORLD HAS FALLEN

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624961771127439361/1430382976939724973/Man_in_underwear_chases_off_burglar_at_night.mp4?ex=68f99374&is=68f841f4&hm=a5baddc9bbbde5e63bb358d44aaa9f5756cd8f93f2dccaa89771ee6133da563a&
Me after somebody steals my feminism books (I'm 6'5 btw)

[spring quail]

what do i think of mother courage

[glad carbon]

Slop

Toothy is hotter

[stoic girder]

"You look lonely."

https://tenor.com/view/blade-runner-2049-gif-7993237219332977809

[little mirage]

Such an overrated character only beloved because of a unused licking animation

[spring quail]

it'll get used one day

https://tenor.com/view/copium-gif-766857345458198993

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/sahnap-cat-cat-meme-eye-shy-gif-13190993575020735089

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/forever-winter-mother-courage-gif-13980496489975122027

[little mirage]

Is this gore?

[pale ingot]

gnlue fatory

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/come-on-now-snl-saturday-night-live-justin-timberlake-gif-9305631

[high wing]

the fuck is that

[spring quail]

the big lady from forever winter

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-thinking-gif-18107621495886085895

[high wing]

https://www.ubisoft.com/en-gb/game/the-crew/the-crew-2/news-updates/zs6ZFyLEQvKbFskEJZolR/the-crew-2-hybrid-mode-is-now-available we did it gamers

[scenic field]

Vampire the masqarade 2 is out

[high wing]

very mixed bag game

[scenic field]

Apparently its a disappointment

Dumbed down

Rpg lite

[high wing]

very much

[scenic field]

Too bad

[high wing]

more than likely getting outer worlds 2 and bounty star

[little mirage]

With how sanitized creative writing is in the industry. Is that a surprize?

[pale ingot]

i should play the first one and forget the 2nd one exists

[glad carbon]

It sucks because every decision is classic paradox

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-larry-vampire-vampire-the-masquerade-bloodlines-vampire-the-masquerade-bloodlines-gif-9319513237540088961

[glad carbon]

Just the easiest shittiest way of everything

[little mirage]

Man i just dont give a fuck...

Iconic line

When I was little I said this one time and my mommy and daddy beat the shit out of me

Kinda deserved tho ngl

[glad carbon]

How do we make the player feel like they're reaaally in the modern day as a vampire... Let's give millennial dialogue to story characters

Also yeah everything is water down from 1

No guns no swords no nothin

[little mirage]

Its for disney adults?

[glad carbon]

Too violent

[little mirage]

Ah so dream works adults

[glad carbon]

It's not even "they went woke!!" Because the last VTM was already plenty of that

They just went AAA

[pale ingot]

so its just ass

[glad carbon]

Bad writing from unpaid interns type shit

[pale ingot]

it probably is bad writing from unpaid interns tho

[glad carbon]

Im sure it's got good bits but it's kinda spoiled for me

[glad carbon]

Nah they get paid, it's just reimbursement for them grabbing the studio some coffee

[pale ingot]

so true

[glad carbon]

[pale ingot]

[glad carbon]

Tbf I don't really care because I expected it to be bad and not to play it

And that expectation came true

[pale ingot]

always expect game to be ass before it drops

never preorder

[glad carbon]

Idk that game has obvious signs

Dlc only factions

Dev hell for years

Trailers looked just plain bad

[pale ingot]

me personally i acquired dying light the beast 101% legally and ive been playing it, its peak

but i still wouldnt have preordered

[glad carbon]

Also made by paradox

[glad carbon]

I got it pre ordered because it came with dl2

Like I upgraded editions for 10$ and got the 40$ game alongside it and the dl2 dlc

[stoic girder]

Locking clans behind DLC should have clued you in.

[pale ingot]

its genuinely way better than dl2, i cant fully compare it to the first game since its been so long since i played it but it feels amazing to play

[stoic girder]

Wouldn't old vampires talk like ancients just to fuck with you?

[scenic field]

I hadnt been following

Just got an email saying it was released on steam.

[pale ingot]

i can compare it to dl2 tho since i was playing that 2 hours before i got on the beast

[scenic field]

Never thought it was actually gonna come out

[glad carbon]

No they're making modern day political references which can be funny but theyre just kinda crammed in there without any subtlety

[scenic field]

Have you guys seen dracula untold

I think thats what its called

[glad carbon]

Or punchline

[stoic girder]

It would be funny if they were racist as shit.

[glad carbon]

It's like family guy dialogue

[scenic field]

Vampires must have an unparelleled level of black fatigue

[stoic girder]

[scenic field]

I mean cuz theyre always wearing black

Obviously

[stoic girder]

"I told them it was a bad idea to ship livestock."

[scenic field]

Oh lord

Bury it

[minor cypress]

Is the first one good? Its been sitting in my backlog

[stoic girder]

Anytime it's mentioned someone starts re-installing it.

It's the rules.

[vast wren]

hello

[minor cypress]

Damn, no steam deck compatability. Gonna have to wait until later then

[stoic girder]

The dialogue is 10/10.

[spring quail]

i should play the gog version right

[solar breach]

That's a forever classic

[minor cypress]

I'm sold, thats peak

[high wing]

is that fat cj

also

they dont make em like they use too

https://tenor.com/view/cute-adorable-duckling-haha-classic-gif-17283485

[rocky geode]

hey ledy

[stoic girder]

His name is Fat Larry, I can see how you would get confused.

[solar breach]

It is hands down one of the best games

[rocky geode]

watch this

[high wing]

and now the new one just looks like ue5 slop

more slop for the engine

[rocky geode]

breathes in

LEDYYYYYYYYYYY

[high wing]

who is ledy

[rocky geode]

anyways

sup fuckers

[solar breach]

Gooning

I need to fry my dopamine receptors faster so I can kill myself

[rocky geode]

nice

try mdma

works great

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/makarov-gif-2864900060345131894

[high wing]

i fucking cant tell if hes winking or blinking

[minor cypress]

I will never forgive ue5 for the newest slop era

Hopefully devs figure shit out in the next 5 years

[idle veldt]

This is what the tarkov ending is gonna look like

[narrow lotus]

aye member when ue5 was hyped

[minor cypress]

No this is how it looks

[rocky geode]

yes

[idle veldt]

I DONT get the joke

[rocky geode]

just in time for ue 6

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/suicide-gif-18370038

[idle veldt]

Is the joke that it’s not there

[stoic girder]

The only way to Escape from Tarkov™.

[minor cypress]

Plus upscaling hype ruining benchmarks and metrics

[rocky geode]

read: defrauding

[narrow lotus]

yeah the framegen era is upon us , too bad for people with older than 3000 GPUs

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/fahad-vita-gif-22035493

[stoic girder]

"Look at this video with a fps counter at 300."

[idle veldt]

I DONT get the joke

Is it that I was correct

[rocky geode]

i have a 4080 super and its still trash

[stoic girder]

Meanwhile the latency makes you feel like you are swimming through molasses.

[rocky geode]

yep

[minor cypress]

Nah bro just trust me bro you get 400 fps with it bro, it looks so good but dont move to fast. Dont look at the ghosting bro, think of the upscaling. Input lag, what is that bro

[stoic girder]

That's just lying.

[minor cypress]

Yes

[stoic girder]

Fucking scammers.

[idle veldt]

Well I don’t mind it not having an ending

It’s their mission to give it a story tho for some reason

[minor cypress]

Then you get an endless cycle of devs focusing on things looking good only with upscaling

[stoic girder]

Isn't it to link it to the Russia 2028 game?

[minor cypress]

More like you just die

[idle veldt]

Well that’s not very special

[rocky geode]

you man using ue5 (originally designed only to render movies)

WASNT a good idea?!

[minor cypress]

Didnt know that was its original purpose

I kinda get the push for more visual fidelity, but lately it feels like 99% visuals, 1% gameplay

[rocky geode]

the way they found to shoehorn it into gaming companies was offer support

"don't make your own engine, and pay your own devs, pay US a small fee to do it for you!!!"

[stark gull]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/292974288422699009/1428065622906114171/image.png

Slut

[rocky geode]

whore

[stoic girder]

It's so they can shuffle employees between themselves and keep the wages down.

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/makarov-gif-2864900060345131894

[rocky geode]

pretty much

[minor cypress]

Then they end up with microsoft tier support

[rocky geode]

yep

all to prop up failed product disney didnt wsnt

[minor cypress]

Saar please do the sfc /scannow and the dism

[stoic girder]

The new Win 11 update is apparently bricking PCs.

[rocky geode]

saar please add more raytracing saarr

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-world-rabbinstein-gif-22611811

[rocky geode]

someone pissed in it

garuntee

[stoic girder]

(It's not lactose free)

[visual stirrup]

when watching the Cars movie, I could never get over the name "Piston Cup"

[rocky geode]

wierd kink bro

[visual stirrup]

it literally sounds like "Pissed in Cup"

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/LocalBateman/status/1980831726298652741

Your Typical Local Man (@LocalBateman)

https://t.co/FOfthz2KSk

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[minor cypress]

Something about ssd controllers dying?

[visual stirrup]

why do they all want a cup that has been pissed in?

[rocky geode]

look man im not here to talk aout your wierd kink

[stoic girder]

Yeah.

[stark gull]

I regret buying this one

[rocky geode]

he did say pull his finger

[fossil swan]

hello gammafart

[deep topaz]

Mario Judah back

[little mirage]

Just opened up my computer. A dozen different command prompts open all across my screen in a span of 2 seconds

Should I just blow my brains out

[visual stirrup]

do it in the VC

[coarse bear]

Death Stranding background

[idle veldt]

Can you navigate the computer still

[naive bison]

Is he skinny now

[little mirage]

Yes. Well aware most computers do that for auto updates. But this was like 10 things and I had just finished downloading a few things

What I get for trying to mod fallout new geyass

[idle veldt]

Downloaded from where

[naive bison]

I was hoping it was nirvana and he finds out that he killed himself like 20 years ago

[little mirage]

Nexus. And yes I do my best to be very careful with malware and etc

[naive bison]

And crumbles to dust

[naive bison]

I am in your computer

[naive bison]

It's an i in his name not an l

[idle veldt]

I think ur fine

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/gambling-gooning-gaming-ronnie-mcnutt-lester-gif-14430990696692929345

[idle veldt]

I mean what are they gonna do

Ransom uour computer

[little mirage]

Steal my MLP ocs for discord roleplaying 😰

[idle veldt]

Ur huh

Guh

[little mirage]

My MLP oc is based off the GLA.

He is very dark and mysterious and evil as fuck

[idle veldt]

Based

But what is gla

[little mirage]

Now those damn hackers are going to steal my shit

[rocky geode]

close enough

[naive bison]

Kill yourself

[rocky geode]

????

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-huh-m4rtin-huh-huh-meme-what-cat-gif-5834484041415217257

[idle veldt]

They just keep making words bro

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot @stone blade @coarse bear

Hehehe cock burn

[rocky geode]

you gotta explain more than that

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/gla-omar-bin-ghazali-cnc-command-and-conquer-c%26c-gif-2896637066302836576

[coarse bear]

@hot python Confirm cock burn

[minor cypress]

Time to check task scheduler

[little mirage]

Just did a real shutdown. Apparently my uptime is a week long. Now its back to normal

[stoic girder]

Disney, ew.

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hacking-silly-cat-hacker-cat-hacker-gif-14852445362476137270

[idle veldt]

When was the last time you ran check disk

[naive bison]

Just do this lol

[little mirage]

dont think I've done it in a while

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/ccg-command-and-conquer-generals-fly-me-to-the-moon-gif-20374291

[idle veldt]

Some nerd shit

[little mirage]

Generals Zero Hour

Or are you some little shit born in 2010

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/knee-slapper-laughing-laughing-and-crying-laughing-hysterically-gif-21595278

[idle veldt]

I’m 25 sir

[little mirage]

How dafug you not know generals zero hour then?

[idle veldt]

Is this what it’s like when I talk about politics to someone

And they don’t know the 3 branches of governemnt

[little mirage]

Unironically, General Zero Hours does politics very well.

[stoic girder]

I can see how he turned out the way he did.

[idle veldt]

If you just said command and conquer I would know

[little mirage]

The iconic game. Command and Conquer General Zero Hour

https://tenor.com/view/command-and-conquer-red-alert3-i-bet-you-do-natasha-volkova-gina-joy-carano-gif-16822439

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/red-alert2-command-and-conquer-yuri-noo-gif-20072464

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/kane-tiberium-gif-22119534

[idle veldt]

I didn’t play c and c

I played stronghold crusaders

[little mirage]

you played with coc instead hehehhehe

Kill the hethen

[idle veldt]

Call of Cthulhu yea

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-my-immigrant-neighbors-immigrant-neighbors-i-love-my-neighbors-neighbor-immigrants-gif-17659263

[stoic girder]

Call of Cthulhu was all over the place.

Feels like it tried to be a shooting game first, something else second.

[visual stirrup]

can't wait for dark heresy

Dark Heresy, just a week away

[high wing]

i watched gmanlives review on bloodlines 2

maaaaan it just makes me wanna play the first one

[idle veldt]

Isnt it mega jank

[high wing]

it is

but according to him even the mega jank is light years ahead of the new one

and thats saying something

[stoic girder]

It has soul.

[high wing]

but theres supposedly a bunch of patches

it has soul

its got heart

https://tenor.com/view/sucker-vampire-smiling-jack-rat-gif-16272760

plus if you compare the 1st to the 2nd its an enormous downgrade

likes its really truly sad

[obtuse narwhal]

so sad about vtmb 2, legit the clearest case of soul vs soulless ever

[high wing]

100%

also escape from duckov is pretty fun

[visual stirrup]

and he doesn't even ask you to bite his shiny metal ass once

https://tenor.com/view/jake-crying-gif-15896901980625544793

[high wing]

this duck is fucking ripped

[minor cypress]

I miss command and conquer

[idle veldt]

Is that takei

[stoic girder]

Me too.

[minor cypress]

Yes

[stoic girder]

Japan becomes a superpower, they use giant mechas.

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[minor cypress]

I miss overblown outrageous plot lines and cheesy dialogue

It was probably a really fun series to develop

[stoic girder]

This guy literally being Cain from the Bible is just thrown out there randomly.

What the fuck were they smoking?

[minor cypress]

I dont know but bring it back

[silent pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1362188727610507264/1430414838365945906/no_one_cares.mp4?ex=68f9b121&is=68f85fa1&hm=4d5cbea3e8fd5c26cd369f48b5b0b68b482e415683230bd917a09640866287a4&

[minor cypress]

Such a fever dream series

[idle veldt]

Camp is good

But you can’t fake it

Kojima tries to fake camp sometimes and it’s the worst

[stark gull]

Who names their dog "Ripped"?

[visual stirrup]

that duck is fucking a dog?

[high wing]

dog?

[stark gull]

Not in the lore
I'm just meming

I do like the game tho

[minor cypress]

Sometimes it hits, sometimes it goes on so long it feels like bollywood edits

[idle veldt]

Not to be racist, but is that just an Asian style of writing and directing

Feel like that happens in anime all the time

[clear vapor]

Name?

[minor cypress]

Albert einstein going back in time with chronotech to take hitler out of the timeline. Who came up with these plot points?

[minor cypress]

No clue

[clear vapor]

I just found it:
Our Day Has Come Frank Klepacki