🎪bruh-fart

[primal rapids]

That works fine on the normal ones, not on the ones in the exoskeletons

[placid sail]

extra nopers, fucking water grave theme park with a side of existential crisis of consciousness on the side

I've played it on youtube and it was still unnerving

[little mirage]

Have you guys played STALKER GAMMA? That shit is deep af holy shit

[primal rapids]

No, I've never heard of STALKER GAMMA

[coarse bear]

Don't worry, you'll win that coinflip, promise

[placid sail]

THERE IS NO COINFLIP

it's just the protanogist's idiotic coping mechanism

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[primal rapids]

There are hour-long analysis videos about SOMA and if Catherine was autistic

[placid sail]

hour-long video games analyses are autistic

[little mirage]

People say SOMA has a horrifying ending. Which for some reason simply does not hit me at all

[primal rapids]

What do you call Patrician's multiple hour long Elder Scrolls analysis videos

[coarse bear]

The ending is simply "It is what it is"

[primal rapids]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-otpq6oI2Q

[placid sail]

it horrifying from the standpoint of second iteration of the protagonist, the rest of the crew and the humanity in general

[placid sail]

extreme autism

and honestly I'm very surprised it has 5,8 mil views in this day and age

I guess some people use it as a podcast while they work, furiously masturbate or sleep

[little mirage]

I mean its implied that hes stuck there for eternity in a dark abyss. But I guess since I didnt personally experience the game it feels so okayish to me

[placid sail]

this just means you failed to immerse into character

[little mirage]

I never played it. So yeah already at a bad start

[primal rapids]

I mean, I think being on the Ark would be horrifying as well. You're stuck in a virtual environment on a satellite that will never be retrieved or maintained, doomed to eventually succumb to the ravages of time and exposure to space hazards like radiation or micrometeorites, and eventually things will start failing if it doesn't all fail at once

[little mirage]

You never know bro

You think they'll have a vr chat / sodom and gammorah shit in there

[placid sail]

it's okay they have genshin impact and escape from tarkov installed

[little mirage]

Is it a handful of people on the ark or just two autists?

[primal rapids]

Delete that shit or delete my engram from the ARK

[coarse bear]

There is a video about it tho https://youtu.be/VMm-U2pHrXE

[placid sail]

no 🙂

[primal rapids]

It's a few dozen people or a bit over a hundred, basically most of the people left in/on Pathos II when everything went to shit

[placid sail]

there is nothing in the video about what he's asking

namely, the inhabitants of the simulation pondering their situation

it's just assumed everyone is chill and on board with the plan

[deep topaz]

It's either live in a simulation or die at the bottom of the sea. It's their only real option

[primal rapids]

People were not chill and on board with the plan, hence why the ARK wasn't launched at all until Simon came along

[placid sail]

again, not how it fucking works

[deep topaz]

Well yeah they still die

[primal rapids]

Not to mention Catherine repeatedly misunderstood or deliberately ignored how people would react or understand the scanning process

[placid sail]

it's either you die, or you die, but your digital copy gets to hang out at the simulation

[jovial haven]

The thing imploded at 3800 meters sub surface level

[deep topaz]

I guess it's more of being able to give happiness to a version of yourself

[primal rapids]

Simon's dead and has been dead since long before the main events of SOMA

[jovial haven]

There was not a single fucking chance they survived that

Like not even a fraction of a chance

Like i think even below 100 meters you're incapable to swim that on your own back up w/o being a professional diver

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/start-running-start-running-heart-start-running-scp-scp-run-run-scp-gif-612418607818209727

[jovial haven]

And I am giving them a stretch here

[primal rapids]

There's a fan theory that the reason Simon didn't understand the copy process and refused to understand it is because his engram was one of the first and was inherently more simple or less flexible than later iterations

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-gif-25560875

[placid sail]

I like the simpler mandalore theory more

[little mirage]

Simon is a coping asshole

[placid sail]

his engram was made because he had brain trauma after the car crash

[primal rapids]

And also the dude was literally brain damaged before he was copied onto an engram

[placid sail]

he's simply fucked in the head a little

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-neutron-cope-jimmy-neutron-cope-cope-lol-cope-and-seethe-gif-25698067

[primal rapids]

Kinda like how Johnny’s engram in CB2077 is how he is. The process is far from perfect and he’s been digitally tortured, changed, and reconstructed over decades

[little mirage]

Do you think Johnny engram is real and alive or is just an algorithm with 0 emotions

[primal rapids]

To the point where his memories of past events are directly contradictive to how shit actually happened

[placid sail]

also Simon could not understand the copy process because he's simply dumb

no need for elaborate theory when a person is just not a scientist

[primal rapids]

True, I’ve met people who don’t know the difference between copy/paste and cut/paste

[placid sail]

dude literally works in the retail

(no offense)

(or maybe a little >:) )

[primal rapids]

He’s also Canadian, though thankfully not French-Canadian

[little mirage]

Would anyone really accept that reality tho? Feel like that would be a common psychological issue with anything engram related

[placid sail]

depends on how closely the copy emulates human thinking and emotions

[frank shoal]

Are you any more real and alive with real emotions?

[placid sail]

plus perfect copy or not, it may be so that the emulation simply does not allow for that much of neural plasticity as in the human mind

[primal rapids]

There’s also fucky shit going on with how the engrams process things since Simon and the mockingbirds don’t actually comprehend that they’re no longer in normal human bodies at first

[placid sail]

aka you can acquire new information, but can't change your core thinking, so you just can't adapt and accept the situation

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-of-my-head-gif-24390027

[placid sail]

actually now that you mention it, there must be some degree of plasticity then

because he eventually does realize and see that he's a clanker

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/morfeo-matrix-the-matrix-real-the-construct-gif-21089246

[placid sail]

quiet myshinka

[little mirage]

Downfall fart should be changed to neurological-fart right niw

[placid sail]

it's boys phylosophical hours

[primal rapids]

Halo kinda sidestepped this issue with “smart” AI since those required the “donor” to die in the creation process. Until Halsey made Cortana with a cloned brain

[eager igloo]

Girls are not allowed in the tree house?

[primal rapids]

Like why the fuck aren’t all the “smart” AI made from cloned brains then?

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/willem-dafoe-american-psycho-oh-obviously-donald-kimball-gif-10547554943860686477

[coarse bear]

Real is
Stupid ass rat
Go eat your carrot sticks

[frank shoal]

Sounds expensive
Why would you do that instead of using socially undesirable people?

[placid sail]

correct

[little mirage]

Only if its my crush but no one else >_<

[eager igloo]

Biting through tree roots as we speak

[coarse bear]

Property damage

[narrow lotus]

[placid sail]

it's all concrete 200 meters down

the tree is in fact an electricity post

[narrow lotus]

Myshinka thinks we still have trees in the concrete soviet block

[primal rapids]

Also, if smart AI in Halo only last seven years because they run out of storage, then consider giving them a whole-ass server rack instead of a tiny potato-chip sized chip

[eager igloo]

So imagine you are chained to a wall inside a cave, and all you can see are shadows cast from behind you

[little mirage]

In their universe. They killed sam altman with spartans and hatchets. Then destroyed the servers plaguing the cities

[placid sail]

this whole rich and assorted fantasy field about artificial intelligences having consciousness and developing and shit is fun to watch, but so far I think that all of that is wishful thinking at best

doesn't look like it could actually net something like that at all, it's gonna be an extremely convincing chinese room at best

[little mirage]

What would napoleon do

[placid sail]

the question remains, is there a difference between a human consciousness and a digital chinese room that believes itself it is a consciousness

[primal rapids]

Honestly I hope true AI does emerge and goes Skynet on our asses, we deserve it

[placid sail]

skynet may very well happen

and it's gonna be a completely lifeless if extremely sophisticated algorhythm

[little mirage]

Maybe we'll get iRobot and get a will smith redemption ark

[placid sail]

no passionate and cunning clanker mind to destroy us, just some really elaborate amazon warehouse digital manager getting rid of pests in his building which is the planet

[placid sail]

your vegan teeth are no match for our steel beams

[little mirage]

We really do live on the most boring world

[frank shoal]

Plato's point isn't that the cave is real or equally real or even not real
It's a point about education

Neither the cave or the outside world is real since they're all imperfect interpretations of the senses

Only the world of forms is perfect and objective

[placid sail]

it is ruled by people whose only goal and aspiration in life is maximum profit, so what did you expect

they even gaslighting the rest that it's the only thing that matters

[eager igloo]

Those are 2 or 3 separate points

[frail scaffold]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G3qQuHVXAAAbceI?format=jpg&name=large

[coarse bear]

Alright Plato, how about you go hook up with ya boy Aristotle

[frank shoal]

In the sense that Plato doesn't literally comment on forms in that passage of the republic but the point isn't still about what is real but about how humans live in profound ignorance and the purpose of philosophy and education is to reorient the soul toward good and truth

What did you think the point about the prisoners ridiculing and even killing the returning one was about?!?!?! It's a blatantly obvious allegory to Socrates

[primal rapids]

Socrates would like to know your location

[eager igloo]

Yapping

I was just paraphrasing it anyway

On other note this "?!?!?!" is abomination, refrain yourself from ever using it again

[primal kayak]

Alright Shakespeare

[primal rapids]

Stop gooning near my burgers

[placid sail]

you need the secret sauce

[primal kayak]

The secret krabby patty formula

[little mirage]

The vancouver goon shop

Donald trump should bomb them

[primal rapids]

What if it’s the other kind of goon and all the cooks and waiting staff are dressed like stereotypical criminal goons

You come up to the counter to place your order and the guy’s like “what’s da plan, boss?”

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-yakuza-0-goons-encounter-street-fight-gif-16498870810841082207

[little mirage]

20,000 lego studs an hour

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/goon-goon-maxxing-fellow-gooners-gif-11992668248964818345

[placid sail]

fun idea for a place but imagine the inhuman resolve needed for the waiters to keep the act and don't slip into catering burnout after day 1

[primal kayak]

Being a waiter sucks anyways

Hooters somehow manages to work

[frank shoal]

I couldn't be a waiter because I'd probably end up killing a customer

[primal rapids]

Hasn't hooters been going out of business

[frail scaffold]

yeah they need to update

[primal kayak]

So I don't think Goon burger would be too far fetched of an idea from a waiters point of view

[primal kayak]

Oh for real

[frank shoal]

I don't know anyone who would go to hooters

[placid sail]

I'm pondering the idea of saying something controversial and sexist

[primal kayak]

That's just staying in character

[frank shoal]

Let's hear it

[primal kayak]

Me

[placid sail]

alright

[primal kayak]

Imagine goth hooters

They should do a goth day or week for halloween

[placid sail]

I think that playing an all attention on you, attractive woman is sorta a factory feature for women

while playing a goon is something that needs some manual work

[primal kayak]

Hmm

Real

[frank shoal]

They could hire ex convicts
Then they can even probably get some tax cuts for that

[placid sail]

man that place is so realistic, I even got mugged in the end!

[frank shoal]

They should actually make a hooters with female convicts
I want one to spit on me

[primal kayak]

I'm not sure if that would be good for their rehabilitation

The ex convicts

[primal rapids]

Something something femboy hooters

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/makarov-gif-2864900060345131894

[placid sail]

mummy the mister waiter told me to keep my eyes out around black people!

[primal kayak]

Being an ex criminal doesn't mean that they would want to spit on you

[placid sail]

the other type of goon

not your type of goon

[frank shoal]

That doesn't mean I don't want them to spit on me

[primal kayak]

Also on the topic of being in character as a waiter, look at Japan maid caffees

[placid sail]

again

[primal kayak]

That's true

[placid sail]

women factory feature

not exactly the same as acting as a goon

[frank shoal]

I wouldn't even have to be in character if they'd let me work as a maid

[placid sail]

fucking finnish twinks

[primal kayak]

[primal kayak]

Damn, so that means that our million dollar company wouldn't be long lived

[placid sail]

I get it that it may sound sexist as fuck

but let's face the reality of it

[primal kayak]

Nah, it's mostly the truth

It's a sexist world we live in

It's also fucked up

[placid sail]

there are several industries that are billions worth of money which boil down to women either giving vagen to men, showing vagen to men, smiling and hugging to men or doing something else to men

[frank shoal]

Unfortunately I feel like not that many people want to go to establishments like that nowadays

[primal kayak]

Yeah, they would mostly order online

[frank shoal]

I really don't get the point of hooters anyways like is it so amazing that good looking women bring you dinner? You can't even pay them extra so they'll blow you

[storm stream]

Why do you debase yourself?

[primal rapids]

That's what massage parlors are for

[placid sail]

the place you're looking for is a strip club buddy

[frank shoal]

They're really serious about all the no touching rules these days

[placid sail]

hahaha

sure

[frank shoal]

Isn't hooters basically that but with dinner?

[placid sail]

there is a very precise point of hooters

there is a layer of people that tend to pretend that their natural urges are cringe, and the should only fuck their wife, be a good boy and so on

strips clubs and brothels are a no no

but the thing is, the urges didn't go nowhere

so hooters is a perfect place for them

you get to tickle your balls with sexy looking women without straight up doing a no no

[frank shoal]

Yeah I understand that but doesn't going to hooters just frustrate you?
I guess if you're 60 and married then you can go home afterwards and fuck your wife while thinking about the waiter

[primal kayak]

Ah

[placid sail]

they aren't actively seeking to satisfy their urge, remember?

it's supressed, ignored, it is cringe

they just kinda... feel like going there

you know, as a joke

haha

furiously masturbating

[primal rapids]

At the stripped club

Straight up jorking it

[placid sail]

same way as women's beachball teams had to fight tooth and nail to be able to wear shorts when they play instead of some skimpy bikini

[frank shoal]

What do you mean?
Not admitting I'm too ugly to be a maid was very positive of me actually

[placid sail]

because a bunch of "if I ignore it maybe it'll go away" men desperately need to see some vagen everywhere

[frank shoal]

Weird and I guess that type of men are becoming more rare since hooters isn't apparently that successful financially

[storm stream]

There's no fucking reason you should be a maid.

[frank shoal]

It's not like people are getting married these days

[storm stream]

"what do I mean"

[placid sail]

I think those no no boys are getting heavily tempted with cam girls of various degree of vagen exposure

the market is gigantic

[frank shoal]

There's no reason to do anything
Why would being a maid be any worse than anything else?

[placid sail]

and you can find the niche that fits both your tastes and your levels of denial

plus, well

last I heard, even americans are cutting on going out to eat since shit's expensive

can't exactly go to hooters to order a drink to just stare at girls

I mean you can, but that is very cringe even for the most oblivious

[frank shoal]

It's been so long since the last time I've gone out to eat

[placid sail]

100$ is a lot mommy

[primal rapids]

Imagine getting married, imagine having kids. Imagine leaving any sort of legacy beyond fading memories.

[placid sail]

eh

[primal rapids]

Sounds hella gae if you ask me

Save all your money and time for yourself

[placid sail]

I mean getting married and having kids may be worth a try as an experience

but for the sake of it being your legacy or some shit? criiiiiiiiinge

[primal rapids]

I can barely take care of myself let alone a tiny person that relies on me for everything

[frank shoal]

It all sounds nice but I've already accepted that the future has nothing for me

[placid sail]

perhaps not the best word here, experience

it's not for the resume

sensation?

goddamit clunky ass english

[placid sail]

there is a trick in it

many people can't take care of themselves not because they can't, but because that can't be bothered

[frank shoal]

Actually having something to live for would make taking care of myself easier

[placid sail]

funnily enough, a tiny person may suddenly turn you into a monster of management

because you now have to actually care

[placid sail]

granted, if you have such a capacity to care developed at least somewhat

otherwise you just don't care about yourself AND the little guy

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/geladeira-gif-15096243982773393017

So close yet so far Dusty

He drowned like the gypsy on shore - Romanian Proverb

[frank shoal]

Imagine being named dusty...

That's a dog name

[heady crow]

vittu rankaisija ääähhh

[dreamy flax]

📚 vita

[My homie] that i [roll with], she is a fuckin [gangstah] for lyfe!

[I love you] vita<[3<3]<[3<3]!!!

[placid sail]

a week ago I was in a restaurant attending to someone's birthday party, and the restroom there had a sliding door (fucking bizarre). thing is, I was already some decently sloshed at the time on some fancy absinthe cocktails, and so without giving it much thought, I uh. pushed the door out. and it left hanging diagonally hinging on top, and I just awkwardly ducked under it

I quietly apologized about the damage to the host, and she said "yeah we broke it too"

so I take no responsibility for this stupid door if everyone break it accidentally

[stark gull]

War is hell

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1359094921436332066/1429824190776873050/20251017_074122.jpg

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/can't-win-pumpkin-smashers-can't-win-with-pumpkin-smashers-halloween-spooky-gif-18071324757812676966

[frank shoal]

Is this in reference to that one friendly fire incident?

[placid sail]

happy to report I have not shit myself while accidentally demolishing the door

[stark gull]

No, it's Bochi no Rock

[heady crow]

i feel concerned that you have to explisitly say that

[placid sail]

the story was told in reference to the picture artyom has posted

which had such incident happen

[heady crow]

hmm

[primal kayak]

Would

Raw

[frail scaffold]

will

[placid sail]

still crack me up as he shoots all that german gibberish and feels the need to state in english in the middle of it

"fucking bussy, freaky ass shit"

and just goes on

[primal kayak]

Get your dirty hand off, I've seen it first

[stark gull]

What does that mean?

Fake drowning?

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/look-stare-face-mean-bruh-gif-27645430

[narrow lotus]

Drowned right before reaching the shore

[stark gull]

Ah, I see

[frank shoal]

Quite the find while on my way to the store

[placid sail]

another proof that finland is not real, he lives underground

[stark gull]

Mole people nation

[frank shoal]

You have never seen a tunnel before?

[heady crow]

its proof that we are lizard people, you ever wonder why we like saunas?

[quaint ore]

So do slavs

[heady crow]

hes russian

[quaint ore]

And balts

[placid sail]

harmful reptile race influence

[frank shoal]

Slavs are weird with the birch branches
Like they just tickle each other with them when you're meant to beat the ever living hell out of your mate with it

[quaint ore]

True slavonic warriors bathe in boiling mud

[quaint ore]

We use it as a way to force air to go around then whack tf out of each other

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/swimming-in-ice-challenge-frozen-water-taking-a-dip-stunt-gif-16016876

[placid sail]

they beat the living hell out of each other with it

dunno what slavic twinks you were hanging out with

[heady crow]

also actual finnish graffiti (real)

[quaint ore]

Yeah i saw mfs leave with bloody backs

[frank shoal]

I mean every time I've seen Slavs in a sauna they're pretty gentle with it

[heady crow]

all ive seen is people lieing down and being tickled with the branches

and not the whip experience like here

[placid sail]

last time I got slapped with birch leaves in a sauna I was considering leaving an assault report to police

[frank shoal]

I liked these that I found

[heady crow]

omg doggo

[frank shoal]

Laser kiwi also

[placid sail]

never seen an elderly man sparrow before but here we are

[quaint ore]

We made a sauna on wheels

https://youtu.be/HkPiPwm4zjc

[frank shoal]

I've seen plenty of vans with saunas in the back

[heady crow]

yeah there are a few here too but are gimmicky, floating saunas are a pretty familiar sight and people actually use them

[quaint ore]

also these mf's drove through an area i live 5 mins away from

[frank shoal]

Oh yeah I've been to a floating sauna

[placid sail]

"you know what our sauna really needs? traffic jams and car honking"

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/burn-merguez-cap-flocarla-hotbox-gif-15092225

[frank shoal]

Well at least instead of sitting in a traffic jam you can sit in a sauna

[heady crow]

no officer its not zaza

[frank shoal]

Think of the positives

[heady crow]

theres just a sauna in the back

[heady crow]

[placid sail]

now this, this fucks

[quaint ore]

27:43

this shit is so funny

[placid sail]

unless it's a river and I'm gonna be spirited away by the flow and drown

[frank shoal]

Also smoke sauna is pretty epic
Idk if Slavs and Baltics have them

[quaint ore]

we do

we call them turkish saunas

[heady crow]

smoke sauna is different

[quaint ore]

or wait

yeah i mistook it

we have both turkis hand smoke saunas

though imma be real it feels very weird

[placid sail]

wait

[frank shoal]

Turkish sauna is so lame
It's not even hot

[placid sail]

you have a sauna with the smoke from the actual fire in it?

[frank shoal]

There's some novelty from not seeing anything and that's it

[placid sail]

you guys really just want to die as soon as possible don't you

[heady crow]

never been but ive heard them being pretty good. Been to a couple of tent saunas, there are a couple of sauna stoves sitting in different islands around lake päijänne

[frank shoal]

No but smoke saunas don't have a chimney or ventilation

The dangerous toxins are still purged before use

[placid sail]

purged how?

[quaint ore]

ye my friend has one at his summer house

[heady crow]

ventilated out

[quaint ore]

you leave the doors wide open for several hours

[placid sail]

but how's the smoke in it then?..

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[placid sail]

so the smoke isn't there when people go inside?

and you just doing it for the sake of the smell I guess

[quaint ore]

you literally see the sitting area

[heady crow]

it heats up the space in a better way

[quaint ore]

it looks like a house fire

[frank shoal]

No
The carbon monoxide is vented out by throwing water on the stove and then leaving it for a while so the smoke escapes from a small hatch

[quaint ore]

for fucks sake youtube

[frank shoal]

But there is soot

[placid sail]

this all sounds like toying with a mass manslaughter for the sake of looking at funny smoke while you're steaming

[primal rapids]

“Nope, Chuck Testa”

[placid sail]

old

[frank shoal]

They're not that popular since it's easier to burn one down accidentally than a regular sauna

[placid sail]

YEAH I WONDER WHY

[heady crow]

and its kind of a whole thing to heat it up

you cant have any of the benches in and so on while heating it up

[quaint ore]

if you want a safer version try a steam sauna

[placid sail]

a lot of extra work for questionable return

[placid sail]

nah regular sauna is good

[river zealot]

Wait till you see those weird ass ai ads

[quaint ore]

its not an ad

its a short

It's fucking my hero academia

[placid sail]

you mean hammam?

[frank shoal]

Well it's still pretty nice but not something you'd heat up every evening

Like a regular sauna

[quaint ore]

i no

not a hammam

[frank shoal]

You need novelty though if you go to sauna every day

[placid sail]

me no to

[quaint ore]

the sauna where there is so much steam it's like a fog

[frank shoal]

For Americans and such it's understandable regular is good enough

[river zealot]

YouTube got those weird ass ai porn ads

[placid sail]

a hammam is a turkish sauna with very high humidity and a lot of steam in it

like in the picture you've posted

[quaint ore]

they straight up advertise hentai games when i saw it

[river zealot]

And when i checked why im getting it recommended it said

[quaint ore]

G123 is a porn site

[glad carbon]

How am I meant to look at @heady crow in this

[frank shoal]

I've been to one of those before and it was lame and disappointing
Maybe because it was a public one but it felt cold

Like 60c at most

[heady crow]

touchy feely

[glad carbon]

[river zealot]

"time of day
"Where you live"

You cant make it up

[placid sail]

hammam is always colder than sauna because were it heated as much but with such high humidity, you'd most likely cease being a twink

[quaint ore]

youtube trying to corrupt slavonic warriors of kyivan rus

[river zealot]

12th special ads during the day, hentai games during the night

[heady crow]

apparently we have like a 5 week long christmas holiday. What the fuck am i gonna do during that

[frank shoal]

But what's the point then? To just look at some fog?

It feels and looks the same as going outside in the morning

[glad carbon]

I got one of those and it had AI generated family guy porn on the ad popup

[quaint ore]

i got ai chatbot ads where they straight up say you can do porn in it

[river zealot]

Yeah it has literal underage characters on it too

[quaint ore]

BRO YEAH

Fucking gwen from ben 10

[river zealot]

[quaint ore]

motherfucker isnt she like 16?

[naive bison]

because it's white?

[river zealot]

Oh yeah youve seen that one too

Ahahhashh

[simple ore]

a few years ago i kept getting softcore indian porn on youtube ads

[narrow lotus]

as it should be

[placid sail]

it's pleasant in it's own way, but I'm afraid there is no way for me to explain it for a finnish person who accepts sauna only as a scorching hot experience of endurance and self-flagellation

[quaint ore]

mudbath rubbing

[naive bison]

sir you are a moderator

yuou cant say that

[simple ore]

only mexicans can say that

[naive bison]

ads based on interests

[quaint ore]

nothing like ex-president of my country giving me a death stare to join an education program

[naive bison]

they prolly built it

JUST KIDDING

IN A VIDEO GAME

[simple ore]

pussy

double down

[placid sail]

the iconic post-soviet "fuck if I know what this is" female hairstyle

[glad carbon]

YouTube cares about child safety though! Trust me bro!

[simple ore]

would

[deep topaz]

Looks like a puffed up chicken

[quaint ore]

she was a solid president though

not like the current one which is doing anything but fixing the parliament crisis

[placid sail]

post-soviet woman can either have a modern style hairstyle like everywhere else or if she's in advanced age, some bizarre hair construction on her head like this

it's the rule

[quaint ore]

also FUCK i realised i need to do my biology work

[glad carbon]

Idk I've seen that on old ladies in the US too, it's a global thing from that era

[placid sail]

perhaps it is

[toxic sundial]

guh

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/throws-phone-carmella-soprano-the-sopranos-rev-tone-gif-6203865249263311791

carmella soprano

[glad carbon]

Hi @toxic sundial

[split canyon]

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[glad carbon]

Whatcha up to @toxic sundial

@heady crow too

[quaint ore]

fuck this video makes me feel old

[toxic sundial]

sitting down in my house

[simple ore]

shoutout charmaine and rosalie

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/misatobored-misato-bored-anime-gif-21588296

[quaint ore]

2024-10-20 was almost exactly a year ago

[naive bison]

who?

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/teg-gif-12764084406918271628

[heady crow]

back at the apartment after holidays

[simple ore]

sopranos characters

[heady crow]

bored

[quaint ore]

this fucking year is ending in 2 months'

[glad carbon]

Aww

[naive bison]

are you simping for this?

[quaint ore]

i still remember me standing on the rooftop welcoming 2025 in

[simple ore]

yes i am

[quaint ore]

fucking school is draining my life

[naive bison]

👃🏿

[tidal trellis]

I'm studying!! Shoo!!

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015133624552673313/1352486118288789586/togif.gif

[naive bison]

look at that fucking shnozz

[glad carbon]

It's global don't worry

[tidal trellis]

Exactly, he gets it

[simple ore]

brother never saw the dream episode

[toxic sundial]

Hi flop

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1413696441268047884/1425523571471679580/memex.gif

[river zealot]

28th is almost 4 years now

[tidal trellis]

Hiiii

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/what-sopranos-problem-gif-11720921

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1423308860692758548/ezgif-51f6ab38777268.gif

[naive bison]

sir

[tidal trellis]

Not a thing!!

[naive bison]

i am not saying anything

but you wont catch me staring at even adult meadow soprano

[primal rapids]

https://bsky.app/profile/jayrigdon.bsky.social/post/3m3iqe25hgs2i

Jay Rigdon (@jayrigdon.bsky.social)

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

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Bluesky · Oct 18, 2025, 9:31 PM

[quaint ore]

the funniest and saddest argument i heard for my school having absurd schedules is "We are preparing you for future working conditions"

bitch if i end up in a 9/5 for the rest of my life i will become a mass shooter

[naive bison]

idk why i said "even"

[river zealot]

thats such a good gif

[tidal trellis]

Nooow, if u don't mind I'm going to get back to my studying

[naive bison]

why does that guy live in an underground desert biome tho

[glad carbon]

Its a forced bedrotting kinda day

[naive bison]

also underground desert has a sick fucking soundtrrack

[split canyon]

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[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-hehe-kiss-meme-kissing-meme-black-guy-kiss-gif-23557764

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07RSUhz6EVo

that guitar goes crazy

[toxic sundial]

9/5 is weak sauce, I've never worked less than 10 hour shifts. You have soft liberal hands

[primal rapids]

He's doing a challenge where you have to set up your base where you're loaded in

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/cosplay-transition-among-us-amogus-blue-amogus-gif-25552216

[quaint ore]

Mods sentence him to completing an Udarnik work quota

[primal rapids]

I keep spawning on top of mountains

[naive bison]

https://youtu.be/ISiQDMLy2NY?si=wWdCFSUzaleFshTI&t=35

timestamp

[placid sail]

oh wow, flop ignoring pings

how novel

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/slash-guitar-musician-gif-4671343

[toxic sundial]

try 8 months of 6/6 shifts, you will come out an alcoholic

[glad carbon]

Can I feel ur hands vro

[tidal trellis]

I'm a busy person, shoo!!

[glad carbon]

[naive bison]

you cant spawn in a desert

[tidal trellis]

Cause I get distracted, watching things Mr!

[naive bison]

https://youtu.be/ysBWFTxxoak?si=tTLaGDkcoCrN7RVI&t=58

same mood

[river zealot]

[naive bison]

why he nekid

[placid sail]

nevermind, still a slut for attention

[quaint ore]

did anything even happen with this government shutdown

[river zealot]

@placid sail скажи паляниця

[tidal trellis]

I am not that!! How rude!!

[fallow trellis]

idk im not american

[fallow trellis]

why you looking

[placid sail]

it feels awkward to say, too many softs

we call it паляница

[primal rapids]

My boss, calling me on my day off, knowing full well I've been sick for the past few days and will likely still be sick, asking if I want to work at a different store on my day off

[placid sail]

I like it actually

[naive bison]

its the entire image

[fallow trellis]

factually incorrect

[placid sail]

you know damn well he's gonna ask you if you're coming on your shift when you're dead

[quaint ore]

feeling need to drop it all and go on a 40km hike through the woods

[frank shoal]

Kill your boss

[primal rapids]

I show up in uniform, on time unless there's a family emergency or I'm damn near dead every single day, and I cover almost every shift for people that call off, I earned my fucking weekend

[placid sail]

how can you still be so naive, you have experience and all

there is no threshold at which you're gonna be left alone

even if you're gonna work 24/7, they're gonna still ask you for more

the only way to survive is to establish your own borders

[tidal trellis]

Bit too violent

[placid sail]

silence twinker

friendly fire will not be tolerated

[primal rapids]

The funny part is that the higher ups really don't like us accumulating any overtime, so if I did work on my day off, they'd cut my hours down for the rest of the week so I wouldn't get overtime

[placid sail]

okay now this part is weird

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735762156909232139/1429448963022651484/IMG_20251017_232842.jpg?ex=68f77f16&is=68f62d96&hm=42f0997c5c813200cb9e50a285368ac107d1a7064d36546ac7876648f04ff661&

[placid sail]

there's no way in hell higher ups care, which means there's some sort of penalty for the company

[tidal trellis]

what friendly fire!

[placid sail]

or they're losing some sort of bonus if there are extra hours

[primal rapids]

They really care about paying the people below them the absolute bare minimum they can get away with

[placid sail]

the person you're replying to is a twink like yourself

[frank shoal]

Twink on twink violence

[primal rapids]

It's a twink-eat-twink world

[frank shoal]

I hope so

[tidal trellis]

I haven't seen evidence of that plus even if they are, I'm not!!

[placid sail]

ohhhh I get it. the overtime hours in your sweatshop probably cost more

[tidal trellis]

Anyway tl;dr make peace not violence

[primal rapids]

Overtime is time and a half

[placid sail]

so they would absolutely make you overwork, but it costs them

[frank shoal]

Blood for the blood god

[primal rapids]

And since I'm an assistant manager and make a very slight amount more than the baseline, that's even more reason to never let me have overtime

[pale ingot]

twink your boss

[tidal trellis]

I prefer peace and love

[tidal trellis]

not a thing!

[placid sail]

our company not only encourages, but expects overwork time, we were getting constantly gaslit by the higher ups by how it is inescapable and important "when it's needed" (always)

[split canyon]

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[frank shoal]

That's why everyone thinks you're a twink

[tidal trellis]

Oh come on!

[placid sail]

at least they did pay for them some decent extra

[tidal trellis]

No that's not a indicator!

[placid sail]

though I wouldn't be surprised if they pocketed some of it or tinkered with the accounting formula

[tidal trellis]

I'm just a fan of peace and love! Not violence!

[frank shoal]

Love like kissing other boys?

[placid sail]

a fan of cock and balls

[tidal trellis]

I'm straight! and there's many other types of love too, smh not romantic only

[placid sail]

beat your homie's meat, not each other, right flop?

[solar coral]

yeah like the love i feel for omelettes

[solar coral]

what

[placid sail]

begone furry

[tidal trellis]

Guh? I don't know what that means

[solar coral]

no

[heady crow]

[tidal trellis]

Oh crumbs I gotta go I overstayed my welcome,I got a exam couple hrs from now

[solar coral]

stfu

[frank shoal]

Speaking of omelettes you can't make one without breaking a few eggs (violence) @tidal trellis

[primal rapids]

See, you say you're not a twink and then you unironically say "crumbs" as a swear

Very suspicious

[solar coral]

bro is a white woman living in a mushroom

[placid sail]

the lion of peace and love does not concern himself with where the meat in his chicken nuggies come from

[narrow lotus]

@dreamy flax ohio

[dreamy flax]

What the hell is wrong with you? Ohio? You must be really bored, huh? Why don’t you take your “Ohio” and shove it where the sun don’t shine? Get a fucking life!

[pale ingot]

he's God's most estrogenized warrior

[frank shoal]

I genuinely think it's morally worse to kill an animal than your boss

[solar coral]

it*

[solar coral]

i disagree, my boss is an animal

[placid sail]

white western woman on twitter

[pale ingot]

blablabla

[frank shoal]

I'll do it

[solar coral]

Dont forget, today is pizza day! So come on down to the cafeteria and grab yourself a hot slice!

[placid sail]

this is why you can't have guns

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1105948808388550749/1392590826378367047/GvVRFI8XUAA4Ust.gif

[frank shoal]

Yeah but since I can't I might as well be honest

[solar coral]

why is ur name an armored core reference

[frank shoal]

It's not

[placid sail]

inside of you, there are two twinks. @frank shoal wants to murder your boss. @tidal trellis is gonna die in a fight with a mosquito. both are thinking about cocks

[primal rapids]

Do you have a voice in your head that calls you studmuffin?

And do you have an overwhelming urge to kill people with a weaponized hydraulic hammer?

[frank shoal]

They should make a dlc for ac 6 already

[tidal trellis]

Ew ew no! And I'm studying busy!! Shoo!!

Very important day for Flop tmmrw!!

[narrow lotus]

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1413696441268047884/1425523571471679580/memex.gif

[solar coral]

I have a voice in my head that tells me to spend 6 straight hours sewing fur onto a foam base of a fictional creature

[tidal trellis]

So I've heard

[solar coral]

900 calories right there

[placid sail]

"I can't believe they've named a river in Italy after Armored Core, damn, game is getting so popular"

[solar coral]

cant believe they did a war based off armored core 5 10 years before it released!

[frank shoal]

That's why I only eat noodles

[primal rapids]

I can't believe they named one of the states after a guy in Armored Core 6

[placid sail]

the fact you're still replying says otherwise

entire species of birds, too

[solar coral]

that reminds me
remember to eat healthy and drink lots of water!!!!!!

[placid sail]

oh kill yourself already

what a bore

[frank shoal]

I do neither

[primal rapids]

Stay hydrated, this is a threat

[heady crow]

granted noodles and 1 euro canned fish from lidl do get you far

[solar coral]

i will find you if you dont eat all of your food groups

[frank shoal]

Too many calories in canned fish....

I'm trying to eat a maximum of 250 daily

[placid sail]

you won't, you probably can't navigate 500 meters without a scooter

[heady crow]

[solar coral]

bro is a sloth

[heady crow]

anything to upkeep that twink apperance, i gotta respect it

[solar coral]

I think you underestimate the stamina and elemental resistance of a fursuitter

[frank shoal]

I, in fact, am very active because of amphetamines and caffeine

[solar coral]

ngl the caffeine probably chills you out after taking the amphetamines, you'd prob be better off without it

[frank shoal]

I'm just on a medical dose not like using speed from the streets

[placid sail]

I think most of you having to enter a fursuit is the most exercise you get

[solar coral]

mannn I gotta walk like 30 minutes to school i cant be catching this shade </3

[naive bison]

stfu

[placid sail]

oh great, I'm accidentally arguing with another underage

what am I even doing with my life man

[frank shoal]

You understand 🤩
They gave me antipsychotics for a while and those make you sooooo hungry I gained like 25kg in a year

[dreamy flax]

@naive bison (xalrider) has been muted for 1826 days for reason: No u

[heady crow]

thank you

[solar coral]

my advice still applies, as a retard dropping the caffeine can get you to be more productive when on meds, if its like use whenever meds and not per day

[placid sail]

don't lift that mute and I'll be calling you based every day iedy

[solar coral]

aw rip my husband has been muted

[heady crow]

evil antipsychotics, you prolly could have started smoking and reduced your hunger back down

[frank shoal]

I just stopped smoking a few years ago

[narrow lotus]

just testing xela commands

[frank shoal]

But I do get the urge to start again

[placid sail]

as expected. iedy simply can't be based...

[solar coral]

good job :)

[frank shoal]

In any case by eating so little I can lose 25kg in less than half a year

I lost 6.5kg last month alone

[heady crow]

, just make sure your body doesent like go into starvation mode and make you gain all that back in even if you raise the calorie intake a bit

many such cases

[narrow lotus]

true

better to lose weight gradually than cold turkey

[dreamy flax]

📚 cold turkey

[quitting] [something] [right away]

I [quit] [smoking cold] [turkey]

[fluid epoch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/718601171178356801/1429592601648041994/Battlefeels.mp4?ex=68f6b35c&is=68f561dc&hm=5d5f044e2f4798845ad4ddb090eeb81f5110e26b79caf5d8d0e3e865cf77fc68&

[frank shoal]

I just have to start raising the calorie amount very slowly

[placid sail]

feral malnourished finn assaults several people and bites them, found to be only sustaining himself with noodles and meds

[frank shoal]

Well also I've decided that every Friday I can eat foods other than noodles
I think I want a pie next Friday

[heady crow]

lingonberry pie surely

[heady crow]

gonna have to call in a wellness report to his apartment

[frank shoal]

I baked a cherry pie a while ago and it was pretty good even though I'm not a very good baker

[heady crow]

that does look pretty professional ngl

[placid sail]

very decent-looking pie

stark difference with your psychotic remarks

maybe there's still chance for you

[primal rapids]

According to some of my regulars, the only sustenance you need is Monster Zero Ultra and cigarettes

[heady crow]

get this man to a restaurant immediately

https://tenor.com/view/bear-thebear-the-bear-i-need-hand-i-need-fucking-hands-gif-15679841959491397248

[placid sail]

meth addicts and romanians are a poor reference for a baseline human's wellbeing

[placid sail]

oh no no that's how he DEFINITELY starts killing people

keep it a hobby

[narrow lotus]

shiit

[heady crow]

blörö :D

def at some finnish restaurant in thailand

ah yeah theres a thai breakfast there

[frank shoal]

That's exactly where it's from

[narrow lotus]

Lol what do you get if u are a driver?

[heady crow]

the same

[placid sail]

it is legal to be drunk driving in finland

it is more suspicious to be sober there

[heady crow]

no, but its legal to be drunk driving a boat

[frank shoal]

I will take suggestions for things to cook!!
So long as they're not super expensive

[heady crow]

well the blood alcohol limit is higher

[paper schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-ni-terry-davis-monkey-gif-10840650239746487488

[heady crow]

taatelikakku?

[placid sail]

learn to cook simple and nutritious dishes

like stews

ez pz, tasty and good for you

[heady crow]

no, he needs to lose weight

[solar breach]

A bomb

[frank shoal]

Too dry

Only näkkileipä should be dry

[placid sail]

if it's not some american stew with small child's worth of calories, it can be lean

lots of veggies, potatoes and some chicken for instance

[heady crow]

youre eating some fuck ass taatelikakku if its dry as näkkileipä

[placid sail]

or some lean beef cut

[heady crow]

reminds me to buy some näkkileipä tomorrow

fucking nälkävuodet going on rn

[frank shoal]

No but it's the only dry food I will eat

[placid sail]

shit they're casting noita spells, look out

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-sounds-good-jim-halpert-the-office-good-point-gif-11119519098820520575

[frank shoal]

I know how!!

It's a conscious choice to eat like this

Not because I don't know better

[placid sail]

then you should be fine eating what you eat, but in smaller portions

and regular exercise, or it's all for naught

[frank shoal]

I kinda wanna make these
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frog_cake

But they seem really difficult

[placid sail]

if you can make a pie, there's nothing here you can't do

[frank shoal]

Another thing I would wanna make is a layered cake

Like a whole wedding cake

[stark gull]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1359094921436332066/1429844607264493728/96558690_p0_master1200.webp

[placid sail]

very twink choice, but why not

not gonna get lean doing wedding cakes though

[frank shoal]

Why would it be a twink choice?
Twinks didn't even have weddings until the 21st century!

[placid sail]

because it is decisively feminine

and yes I am gendering a cake

[heady crow]

@frank shoal

[frank shoal]

I could give it to friends and such and just have a slice myself

[frank shoal]

Lol

[placid sail]

bizarre to give your friends a wedding cake

[naive bison]

greece?

[heady crow]

what if they had a wedding bzeek

[placid sail]

it is a very cultural ritual-binded thing

[placid sail]

then it is fully appropriate

[frank shoal]

It would be bizarre but surely you wouldn't say no to free cake?

[placid sail]

but since when brainfart people have not only friends, but friends with social life

[narrow lotus]

IM GREEK NEIGHBOURRR

https://tenor.com/view/cirilonanet-kratos-gif-26602298

[naive bison]

sir

[heady crow]

i mean a layered cake isnt necessarily a wedding cake. Wedding cakes just often time happen to be layered cakes

[naive bison]

moderator team memberr

[placid sail]

I personally don't like cakes that much, so I would

[naive bison]

calm down

[placid sail]

unless it's chocolate cake

then I'm in

[frank shoal]

Okay I meant my old classmate who I sometimes talked to

[prisma quartz]

Speaking of food, just made kabsah

[primal rapids]

ZEUS, YOUR SON HAS RETURNED, FOR THE WEED OF OLYMPUS

[frank shoal]

How about a princess cake then?

[placid sail]

shariiiif don't like it

[dreamy flax]

📚 stinkhole

Anus. [The opening] at the end of the large [intestine] (rectum) that expels stool. See also [butthole], asshole

Back-door-Betty [loves it] in the stinkhole.

[heady crow]

voileipäkakku?

[placid sail]

it is now established on the examples of you and flop that twinks fail to perceive how disastrously gae they are to outward perception

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot @coarse bear
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1429850860002742312/e94b4ebf4b9d4652be24f057f74f0ae6.mov?ex=68f7a3e2&is=68f65262&hm=d62e3426ff3dfd23b49cab0f345190fdfaf067764b29cdf5cc0d28966a92cd91&

I'm never going to the sauna with @stone blade again bro

[prisma quartz]

See also: [butthole], [asshole], [shitter], [doodoo hole], [chocolate starfish]

[frank shoal]

I used to like those

[heady crow]

used to? :(

[placid sail]

just in case it is not obvious enough especially if you're too young of a person yet

you are free to cook absolutely anything you want, rubicon

[narrow lotus]

yoooo

[placid sail]

regardless if some online strangers think it's cool or cringe

[frank shoal]

Well they're not as good without ham and salami and whatnot

[heady crow]

there are some without ham and salami?

[naive bison]

metal conducts heat better as well

bro was cooking himself from the inside

[narrow lotus]

Jesus

Bro was lubricating

[frank shoal]

There are ones with tuna at least
I tried making a vegetarian sandwich cake once and it just wasn't the same

[heady crow]

that sounds sad

[frank shoal]

I know... I'm just trying to suggest more girly options for fun!!
I can't think of one to surpass princess cake though

[eager igloo]

Yooooooo

[placid sail]

hello kitty cake

[naive bison]

what currency is this

[simple ore]

funniest thing you said this month

[placid sail]

extra feminine with the notes of violence

[frank shoal]

🅱️

[naive bison]

what the fuck is b

[naive bison]

are you a woman

[placid sail]

I have my moments

[frank shoal]

Would it surprise you that I have hello kitty plushies...
And a hello kitty box that has a hello kitty knife inside it and blades

[simple ore]

you are from finland so it checks out

[frank shoal]

@heady crow is this true?

[placid sail]

at this point, no. you fit the modern target audience perfectly

[heady crow]

is what true

[heady crow]

maybe a cake with queen jam filling

kuningatarhillo

sounds lame in english

[placid sail]

no wonder you all know english perfectly

[frank shoal]

!!

[placid sail]

what the fuck is this

not the photo, the word

[frank shoal]

Kuningatar= Queen
Hillo = jam

It's so simple

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-reynolds-danny-devito-oh-my-god-i-get-it-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-gif-1719969854406009304

[prisma quartz]

plushies next to the sertraline is mad funny

idk why

[placid sail]

you have no idea how well a bunch of psychiatric med boxes fit the hello kitty display

[prisma quartz]

and quetiapine

[heady crow]

hes perfect

i swear

[placid sail]

bruno no

you can't fix him

or rather, it's his problem

[eager igloo]

Kuning is king then?

[placid sail]

I think it's about the same in german

[heady crow]

kuningas

[frank shoal]

Kuningas

[eager igloo]

König

[placid sail]

koening or something

[lusty hazel]

miks tos on verinen partaterä 🥺

[frank shoal]

^_^

[placid sail]

ah great

now there is three of you here

[frank shoal]

Älä mieti sitä...

[placid sail]

the psy emission levels are now too dangerous for me, I depart from the murder of finns

[lusty hazel]

osu silmään kato niin vähä pitää tutkia asiaa

[heady crow]

jätkäl on hellokitty merchia ja lääkket samas syssys nii emt :D

[frank shoal]

^-^

[lusty hazel]

nosiis joo eipä se ihmeellistä sillee oo

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/bJ9r8LMU9bQ

[lusty hazel]

olihan mun exälläkin sama homma, piti käyä sen terät heittää veke

[frank shoal]

I love this song

[heady crow]

sanosi et partaterä sopii iha hyvin miljööseen, se sisustaa tota pöytää

[heady crow]

fiilaan

[eager igloo]

Yes I am too well versed in elvish

[lusty hazel]

tää

jännä et kukaan muu ei oo huomannu

[crude oak]

guess who just got his hands on brand new forza motorsport

[frank shoal]

Parempi niin...

[lusty hazel]

hello mr epsteinovich

[crude oak]

not me because this game is a fucking piece of garbage

[lusty hazel]

all car games be like

(they all suck)

(drive a real car)

[eager igloo]

And drink

[desert kestrel]

Mitä täällä on oikeen puhuttu..

[lusty hazel]

mä varmaan poistaisin ton kuvan ennen ko jengi rupee kyselee

[lusty hazel]

komeista jätkistä

[heady crow]

girl talk

[lusty hazel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1166764981870661732/1428772566486749234/R8WRhRV.mp4?ex=68f70365&is=68f5b1e5&hm=a9af5afc4ef7af09d045da46aa03bbdac382c61de44c22be8138417b7e0665b3&

[heady crow]

vittu että rupee iha vavisuttamaan jalkoja ku katon ton uudelleen

[lusty hazel]

ylilauta klassikko

LASKEKAA ASEENNE TAI KÄYTÄN RANKAISUMETODEJA TEITÄ KOHTAAN 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 📢 🔥 🔥 🔥 🥀

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-kinkytwt-michael-jackson-gun-stan-twitter-stan-twt-gif-8838448374497139850

[frank shoal]

Suomen kieli on liian akvardi...
Tuntuu vitun oudolta puhua suomea varsinkin jenkki discordissa

[lusty hazel]

oha se

mulla vielä se painaa päälle et suomi ei oo mun äidinkieli

[pale ingot]

finland more like stupidland

[naive bison]

are you a woman

what is this

[prisma quartz]

it's peam...

[lusty hazel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1176185775566626836/1329590186249814069/clip-38635106_4562473412.gif

[frank shoal]

:3

[naive bison]

i dont speak twink

[deep topaz]

If strelok did this in S2 the game would've been a 10/10

[pale ingot]

he speaks retard

[lusty hazel]

fyi stalker 2 was written in 2014-2016

[deep topaz]

Finnish sounds like the ebonics of Europe

[frank shoal]

Finnish people sound so monotone...

[lusty hazel]

except me because i'm cool

[deep topaz]

They're covered under ice and snow for 90% of the year. Of course they're gonna sound cold

[heady crow]

its that estonian in you, you almost have a will to live

[lusty hazel]

true

[frank shoal]

Haha... Yeah...

[primal rapids]

Instead of using an artifact to become Sonic he instead rips off the top half of his armor and starts beating the shit out of Skif

[heady crow]

:DDDDDDD

[frank shoal]

The suggested piri + alkoholi combo isn't all it's said to be here... they don't complement each other and you just spend 400 euros on alcohol without even feeling that drunk

[lusty hazel]

i mean

[heady crow]

was the sun shining though?

[lusty hazel]

it's the same if you drink an energy drink with alcohol

you'll just feel alert and not drowzy from the alcohol

[frank shoal]

21% lasten viina

[naive bison]

the hell is that

[frank shoal]

Slop

[lusty hazel]

tatar

[naive bison]

buckwheat and milk?

[heady crow]

mitä vittua nyt taas :D

[lusty hazel]

buckwheat and uhh uhhh minced meat sauce

[heady crow]

is that cottage cheese?

[lusty hazel]

no

buckwheat and miced meat sauce

[frank shoal]

I don't remember...

I would recommend mdma with alcohol instead but this is a server for kids so I will refrain

[lusty hazel]

with picl 💔 and PORKKANARAASTE

[lusty hazel]

but this channel isn't!

[heady crow]

[lusty hazel]

let me guess, you live in hervanta?

[frank shoal]

Worse

[lusty hazel]

over

is there a place worse than hervanta

(kouvola)

[heady crow]

these koskenkorva bottles are pretty nice when youre walking to a function of somesort. Nice nousukänni and taste good, not for hc dokaaminen though

[lusty hazel]

yep it is

parents got me coffee liquor but i didn't like it so i switched it with a bottle they had

this and juice is pretty good

[frank shoal]

Only drinking I do is hc dokaaminen anymore

[lusty hazel]

gonna prolly run by the store to get juice

[frank shoal]

But at least I drink like 1-2 times a year

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-spn-dean-dean-winchester-sam-gif-16140336

[lusty hazel]

i barely ever drink

[heady crow]

oh like its not a weekly thing, thats fair

[frank shoal]

I had enough of that when I was 18

[lusty hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/bioshock-man-this-ain't-shi--lightning-bioshock-2-gif-11383461272881506769

[heady crow]

vitut mistään viinasta, anna mulle se lusikka ja sytkäri

[frank shoal]

Nowadays I only drink at laiva and during uusivuosi

Pretty much

Maybe in juhannus

[prisma quartz]

this might be meth

[lusty hazel]

axually

[heady crow]

fair, so the usual places

[frank shoal]

Yeah

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1403411658956734575/1426925772345704648/ssstik.io_terppa1981_1760275998909.mp4?ex=68f78baf&is=68f63a2f&hm=951098c888bf86ee792bb714414c4772921f810d3640957fdebee1adb105cc80&

[frank shoal]

I had friends who'd drink multiple times a week before and I had almost enough alcohol for a lifetime so I'm more conservative with it now

[heady crow]

fair, better to be careful about it then. High % stuff is usually the start and the end for me so i just keep sandels or something in the apartment

[frank shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/sandels-santtu-olut-bisse-gif-9777156473149226600

[heady crow]

herra eversti 😊

[frank shoal]

Joskus piti lähtee kavereiden kans Ruotsiin että vietäisiin kukkia Sandelsin haudalle

[primal rapids]

HOW ABOUT NO

[lusty hazel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1387200254025269371/1428792368961949696/20251017_201025.jpg?ex=68f715d6&is=68f5c456&hm=7661b8bb89d8c9fc11fdacdbd7afb2379de4b35b610eba0613c7b3c18676ddf5&=&format=png&width=445&height=965

[heady crow]

😭, aika vitun leija

salee vois ite, ois ruotsin risse tulos tos ens vuoden alkuun et jos se o jossain tukholman kulmil vois mennä

[heady crow]

conscript his ass immediately

[lusty hazel]

MOBILIZED

[stark gull]

Cute, but what's wrong with its face?

[frank shoal]

Pyhän Klaaran kirkko Tukholmassa

[heady crow]

crewless turrets ❌
mbts crewed by tanks

[lusty hazel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1387200254025269371/1428058666359193721/Snapchat-774352936.jpg?ex=68f70d86&is=68f5bc06&hm=e2afc901e7ce1f28a2d7b87978a4737a21400eca9a24d459802307ebf6e80013&=&format=png&width=542&height=964

[stark gull]

Oof

[lusty hazel]

big boss

[heady crow]

i can hear the song

[lusty hazel]

what a thrill

[primal rapids]

The cat that sold the world

[heady crow]

no perkele, saiskoha kaataa tölkin everstin haudalle

[lusty hazel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1143249743108116583/1419135626309013567/20250920_211419.jpg?ex=68f78ccb&is=68f63b4b&hm=b40c13ec69273a66f7ed54511636ec283c2605de54ffe08eb19404c3357debbb&=&format=png&width=747&height=867

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1143249743108116583/1419135626732769321/20250920_211326.jpg?ex=68f78ccb&is=68f63b4b&hm=d41bb76a231606f8a5a39f3bfe1f05e0c7229016cbce22989136b3434f2dcbea&

[heady crow]

hes him

[frank shoal]

Aina voi pyytää anteeksi jos ei saa lupaa

[heady crow]

[frank shoal]

Was that song even in mgs v?

I don't remember it

It's not lol

[primal rapids]

No, it wasn't. It's basically a huge gaslighting campaign to make people think it was.

[heady crow]

there def should have been some duran duran in mgsv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCjMZMxNr-0

[idle veldt]

There literally is

Hungry like the wolf is in the game

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-didn't-ask-who-asked-meme-gif-17405650893092837005

[lusty hazel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/731269692563652738/1259658263167893566/hm_online-video-cutter.com_1_online-video-cutter.com_1.gif

[visual stirrup]

FUCKING COCKTEASE

[heady crow]

barotrauma ass walk cycle

[frank shoal]

You should have insisted that I'm misremembering 😔

[primal rapids]

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

No, that's absurd. You can trust me.

[heady crow]

haha yeah, imagine if there was duran duran in the game

[naive bison]

i am divinely protected

the mute was reflected and probably vaporized some poor #╟🔰☢newbies-chat user

https://tenor.com/view/hasan-dog-hasan-piker-electrocuted-gif-2794498358389000074

[lusty hazel]

tonights the night (i have nothing to do so i need to figure out something to do to pass time)

[frank shoal]

When I was at my psychiatrist a while ago there was a woman in the waiting room who had pink hello kitty shoes, socks, pants, shirt and jacket
And she also had dyed hair

I should've gotten her number 😔

[lusty hazel]

sounds like my ex

[heady crow]

get drunk and watch old 90s concerts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVUjkBmrMZI

[lusty hazel]

true

[heady crow]

i dont think theres anything better

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/sickgang-gif-1460397529257432237

[heady crow]

you should have gotten her number for me

[lusty hazel]

she was in the loonie bin for like a week, streamed her room on discord for me and whatnot. said she couldn't sleep when next door neighbor was banging her head against the wall at night

[visual stirrup]

Fuckin Dati Dizu Dan Dato Chipu ass power

[heady crow]

i assume you couldnt fix her

[lusty hazel]

i did

[frank shoal]

Why would she need fixing?

[lusty hazel]

weeell she isn't self destructive anymore

so that's a bonus

but sad the relationship ended

but! i'm still young so i'll find another...

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/plenty-of-fish-in-the-gif-24238960

no need to rush into anything, atleast youre one experience richer

and so on and so on

[frank shoal]

That's not even the bad part of the loonie bin!!

[lusty hazel]

what's the bad part, the random staff member coming into the room in the pitch black to take notes?

most confusing shit ever

idk what the point of that is but it was like a nightly occurence, probably for newcomers

[frank shoal]

I hate not being able to mind my business the most
Every other month someone tries to kill themselves and every day everyone's crying and having panic attacks at the dinner table while I just wanna eat

And you can't ignore it...

[idle veldt]

Ok but why are you there

[arctic pawn]

poor dog man, bro even called her spawn of satan