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If the ducks at the park don't get to choose why would cats?
the ducks are the government drones
And another one in the flowerpot
cats are free agents of chaos
Vandalism
thats called an ambush sir
You can replace them if it's a mouse worth anything!!
I bought a g pro superlight for nothing because it was double clicking and replaced the buttons
its not that expensive i dont think
and i think you need to solder
@narrow lotus we got 3
I regret not taking a pic after I cut it out, there was a whole brick of mushroom

this is you
Learn soldering and purchase like 10 switches outta China for your mouse
this is why I have a shitty backup mouse at all times

I like the rose pink one
But I'm not a big monster fan tbh
Too sweet
I had the rose pink one and it was ass ngl
So is all monster but this one has a cute can....
Ultra Rosa was drinkable too
And ultra black is decent
I can't tolerate white monster at all
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Friends
False vacuum?
Quantum thingy that the Higgs field is in a local minimum and there is global minimum that if it happens anywhere in the universe it will travel at the speed of light consuming everything.
In Soviet Russia women go for cigarettes
Horror beyond my comprehension
The fucks used a hadron collider and proved that the field isn't stable.
Most of the universe is moving away from us faster than light
It'd be unlucky if it happens in the remaining 0.0000000000000000000001% of the universe but if it does then I guess we'll all be dead
In like a billion years lol
I pray for times like these 
Can someone give me the context of why monster is associated with twinks?
Like their own personal experience of course
Youre like a 5 year old kid
Oh the sun is going to explode in a trillion years
Its estrogen bomb
What am i gonna do
Dawg even if it happens, its gonna take billions of years to reach us
There's a picture of a cosplayer with a huge cock comparing it to a monster can
Idk what other context there is if any
Yeah but imagine hearing the sun could explode tomorrow
Or it could reach us tomorrow.

It travels at the speed of light.
Inhale some hopium
Yeah "at the speed of light" could mean it happened 100,000 years ago
There's no saving from this so why even bother your silly head
@naive bison hasan dog treatment
Joe to hunter biden after the laptop leaked
@eager igloo I have exhilarating news
I like to think the big bang is happening every one gazlion years
Jesus
Yeah, time to masturbate.
So could a gamma ray burst or anything else really
Even more likely you'll be hit by a car or slip in the shower tomorrow
It's a neat thing but not something to worry about I feel like
Ive heard there is biger chance of dying becuse of coconut then dying in airplane crash
It's the no warning part of it that freaks me out.
There might be asteroid going our way rn btw
Shoot it.
They're pretty big...
Donβt forget stuff like random brain aneurysms, strokes, or heart attacks that can happen even if youβre perfectly healthy
If you shoot it a little bit when it's far away it translates to it missing completely.
the good ol difference between intellect and wisdom
Everyone gonna exipre some time just do herion and enjoy life
Waow
intellect is knowing all those threats from a sellular to a cosmic scale to your life, wisdom is knowing that it's no use to worry about, unless being anxious is a benefit
It's actually hard to track far away asteroids and comets
That one comet a few years ago that did a near miss with earth was detected only when it was too late to stop
Also there's no pressure in space so it doesn't cause a shockwave to crumble the asteroid
no longer must you sleep on plastic beds from dollhouses
the new level of comfort is here
I think the plan is to shoot with a laser heating it to break off couple grams of stuff from the surface.
Well I do get pretty anxious about dying in my sleep
Not cosmic rays or false vacuums though but it's the same fear probably
well the army and all this is pretty big deal... i think nations have worked on this scneraio
Are you 70?
and have something to destroy astroid the sise of idk 10km
what you mean dog, dying in your sleep is the chillest way to go
You can have a stroke at any age it just becomes more likely
Im having a stroke right now
Different stroke cumbrain
Someone living close to me tried that but he was in a pickup truck and the car her crashed into was one of these tiny plastic things
sad way to go out
imo
those tiny clown cars are great
if shit goes bad, you don't even need a coffin, you're already in one
Not for crashing into to kill yourself apparently since he survived and got sent to prison
sex
Later
Idk I'd prefer to know I'm dying so I can die with dignity
oh my god
do you want to recite a poem while you're dying or what
though arbuably it is worth to be awake to just experience that unique process fully, but most of the time it ain't pleasant, or so I've heard
I don't think you've asked anyone who has died
I've read about people's experiences with that
There is no dignity in death
this is true, you shit and pee urself when u die
it's their nordic thing probably, he imagines himself vanquishing the dragon so he won't just die, but go to Twinkhalla
That happens when you've already died
it happens when you immediately die
The required meme is illegal here
you bladder loses its grip
and the shit it depends how far its up ur ass
not unless ur on the toilet, u will shit and pee ur pants
the best bet is to not eat and drink, clean ur colon and prepare for a fluid and excrementless death
Well I mean in the sense that I'd like have things sorted out more so
Like imagine someone slighted you and you finally come up with the perfect revenge just to die the next night?
Well maybe not in that sense but you know you can talk to your family or whatever
quinn will return with more unsolicited shit and piss facts 
You guys hate me because I speak the truth
oh fuck that, last thing I want when I'm dying is to speak with that bunch
just throw me to a hungry bear at this point
Well you don't have to do that but if you hate them so much then wouldn't it suck to die without them knowing?
hate is too strong of a word here
and yeah I definitely would want them to not know before I'm properly gone
are we talking about how we want our last moments are when we die
I don't need that stupid drama and anxiety in my last moments
I want to be smothered in goth tiddies when I die
and also shitless and pissless
completely dehydrated, in fact. a retard quinn raisin
yes but i want that to be already implied
I mean yeah I don't wanna have a whole talk surrounded by family or anything
I can die in my sleep just fine in that sense but I'd prefer some notice ahead so that I can sort everything out and carry every act of petty revenge I've been bottling up
if you want to piss yourself when die then have at it, dont flame me
you truly are a flop clone to have only petty revenge on your mind at your last breath
I want to shoot my neighbor before I die
He has it comming
Yeah well i cant shoot him when im dead
Im gonna shoot him moments before I die
pussy move
Yeah that's the whole idea of why I don't want to die suddenly
But you have to do these things in a planned out fashion
to evade responsibility
Yeah no shit
if im dying the last thing i want to do is to forgive him, im taking him with me
I threw a stone in my loud neighbours window a couple months ago
have you tried negotiation before acting like an Indian you so hate

or atleast someone who ahs the same zealousness of defending my neighbor
those are some freaky toes
apparently I smashed my finger
with a ahammer?
Note the fucking dent
Idk
Probably on something that is a wedge
Door, cabinet drawer
I have no stake in defending anyone's neighbor, but the thing is, it is quite often possible to just talk with people and they're completely chill with not doing something that pisses you off
BEFORE smothering their door with cow shit in frustration
Also bz
Im really dissapointed that you think im not reasonable, with all the knowledge ive bestowed upon this retarded channel
I have talked to him
But if you wanna die in prison or something I cant really do anything against that
I assume you're on some kind of a watchlist
I hope its Hulu
I binge watch Invincible there
He's ya know [redacted]
iedy has finally found himself a gf
nvm it doesn't fucking open for some reason
curse you telegram
It works
Yes I did
5 times
I asked
I made complaints
In one day
I explained to them that it's illegal
To make loud noises past 10pm
Also the neighbors were indian so it cancels out
alright then, does finland have cops
or is it just only bears
Yes and I said I made complaints
I suppose you can record the sounds or call the cops after 10 pm to come?
And it does nothing
Everything before vandalism lasted 30 minutes to a day
They also smoke weed with the door open so everywhere smells like shit
eh
I wouldn't be so inclided to stop being a cunt after some stone thrown in my window
now, if you hire Bruno to come and bully them!
that's a different deal
Well it was 3 am on a Sunday night and they were screaming and jumping in their apartment and it shut them down long enough for me to sleep
Apparently they had some kind of a party in their home country that was too important
I still think you should hire Bruno and invite fear in their hearts
I should but I'm penniless
you can try to pay him with sexual services
Testosterone
transgenders
Bodybuilders
Not penisless
don't put it on me surrae
How the turns have tabled...
I respect langauges that have a specific word for ass hair
idk why I said that
He really likes ass hair
maybe
applicable to most things you say
everything I do is calculated and accounted for
I don't resort to vandalism easily or really any other time than that
But you can't let yourself be pushed all the time with no end
and stella is a stable person without any hyperobsessions
Am I stable? π
What's wrong with this meme
"Π½Π΅ Π²ΡΠ΅ ΡΠ°ΠΊ ΠΎΠ΄Π½ΠΎΠ·Π½Π°ΡΠ½ΠΎ"
you're asking to be upset by asking that
Sybau artem
Ti odnoznachno gandon
))))))))
I do so enjoy creating drama
@river zealot I got threatened to be stabbed under the ribs today by that drunk
Brainfart sending hits on me now
Its so over
You should stab yourself under the ribs in front of him to assert dominance
@narrow lotus
"Kill yourself to own the chuds"
???
It's probably how I'll die
druggie twink mentality
π₯
I hope my name will be in the note
I always felt like I wouldn't be the type of person to leave a note
Like it's not going to be calculated and planned out over time but from a random burst of emotion
We call this type "illiterate"
I'm at least semi-literate
when the horse starts tweaking
#umamusme #γ¦γε¨ #goldship https://t.co/ugZMpLW3Zw
Totally real
@narrow lotus
Although it's true that I needed someone to explain how to access channels other than the newbie chat with pictograms
Give us examples
No
"I like pancakes"
"So you hate waffles" type response 
What?
I was making a joke
You don't need thoughts if you have muscles
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Fries in bag
apparently you have neither
Smooth brain and smooth skin βΊοΈ
Also how does this relate to anything I said
@humble dagger (angelmaycryw.) has been banned for reason: Compromised account advertising CP
I saw "ban" processing and felt like willem Dafoe looking up gif

Wtf
Also WOAAAAAHHH
@stone blade ?
Omg hiii kitties
They are PΓ€tkis and Napsu

sir please
Cyberpunk? 

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Today's video is about how footage has leaked of Hasan Piker abusing his dogs Kaya and Fiona when Kaya was still a puppy.
Channel Donors:
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Watch like ten seconds of this
I am so fucking angry bro
i wish
Bare ass haver
i mean
i do have ass hair
but not as much as on my dick
like bro my balls and dick has all fur
god gave you a cigarette holder
can we mute shifty for that
who tf let this dirty off topiccer here

hey ledy how was your day today
He literally locked his dog in a cage with a larger one and said "I want her to bite her"
"It would be so funny"
I have no words but slurs
xal can we just hang that hassan guy?
So I will not say anything
In due time
Wouldn't the electric chair be more appropriate?
to fast
When the 1.5 million marines take over
Someone can forget the sponges
Vibration chair*
u know that if u do the knot corelcty he can hang for like 30 mins and still be alive
or just trow him in chernobyl
i think radiation is really painfull death
"just throw him in a minefield"
to fast agin i think
like u get your hole blowned up and u will bleed in few mins
i will say
Hisashi Ouchi
search it up
I am home
Okay but what if it's a fake minefield he has to navigate through in terror?
You can hang him afterwards
Shitty 5 dollar one
The absolute state of artem
Just need it to run 4 days
Actual addict
Double clicking is gonna make me kill myself
mans gotta play xal

mans gatta play
I cant use telegram on pc at fucking all
dont?
@narrow lotus remember that guy advertising "stuff" on telegram earlier?

Yea?
Telegram is made for illicit activity
That and for Russians
its true tho
soon you wont be

Uhuh
Non zero chance i will drone strike you after
Mark my words
I will spin back for iedy
i think you need to put the fries in the bag
I need 800
@river zealot ethier u are russian, nazi, gooner or drug abuser no in betwen
Well im no russian and i dont like drugs
What does that leave
He could be all 4 too
yohoo
Your question should be "will you have the same hairline in 5 years" lil bro
its true tho
Thinks its all sunshine and bubblegum
telegram is full of nazis thats just fact
Non zero chance that i will have grey hair in 5 years
Life in eastern europe
my harline rn
My grandpa has more hair than many people in their 20s
I'm blessed genetically in that regard
No twink death for this one
I think the chance will be higher if tarkov is still around in 5 years
True
I stopped playing tarkov because the level of stress was disrupting my sleep
One of my friends got erectile dysfunction from tarkov
AVARIA
Did he Pavlov dog himself into cumming when picking up a ledx and couldn't do it without one present anymore?
The fuck kinda message is that
u what
Prolonged stress can cause ed

i will download tarkov and kill your nooby ahh with a rifle with 7 lasers
@austere crater
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I will get every gpu you wanna find
every bitcoin
i will make your countrys economy worse than it is
i love oyu iedy
have a nice day

(the voices are loud)
I used to exclusively play scav on interchange when stress from paying PMC was too much and I got 1+ GPUs almost every raid
@narrow lotus damn Nitro monster is sour
the good old times
i used to just do naked runs on interchange
when my teammates were bussy
tetriz up the ass like every game
free million
Freudian slip

I miss it
Tarkov isn't fun for me anymore...
Peaked in 2019-2020
Auto correct based on frequently used words

no auto correct
typed from pc
Mhm
worse
his brain is autocorrecting naturally at this point
those were my reactions
i mean the car is probably cooked whats worse is that if he parks under smth flammable it will catch fire like leaves or shit
tho that is extreme wtf is that
no she is a woman
ΰΈΰΈ‘
full throttle with fully retarded ignition timing
YOOOOO
What you dont wash your ass in the shower?
I got excited thinking its your cat but she would fall apart and flow down the drain if water hit her
!falco
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Tf did I do now
Cute cat
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Why!
Best video that I ever laid my eyes on
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Written by R.J. Williamson.
All characters voiced by me.
Artwork (in order of appearance):
"Richard Whitford - Maid of Athens, 1862 / A Bull, 1862 / Portrait of a Prize Hereford Steer, 1874
Music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGn4Gj2wAOE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iASLZYIbXr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aogD1PA4bn8
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Burialgoods my beloved
Can't even eat in peace 
@quaint ore
@naive bison legends say the BDSM shops are out of stock on the Hassan / Kaya costumes

Combo sale going on with leashes and dog collars too
Makes you think
Makes you stink
Bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that
laundry?
well water your lawn then you moron
@heady crow
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Baller
privet
it's cbt
You should tell everyone that you play Chat CBT
tf is cbt

Photo what
Why is he squatting over the fire like that
i hate that it doesnt look that bad
okey that AI is fucked up
my friend did the
i cant even post it
if anyone interensted dms
show me
bet
@edgy abyss


why did he have that ready
because his name on point

it was literally this
the writer's barely disguised fetish
ποΈ π«¦ ποΈ
 
π
π¦Ά π¦Ά
no
WHAT
why would you click "Enter" on this message?
nope
i stole it from reddit
but its true XAL did POST it FRITS in here
see u latter u dumb piss junkie
dont let the door hit ya on the way out
peckel. peckel tahkes. peckel tahkes sirachae. peckel tahkes sirachae tajin. peckel tahkes sirachae tahin whats up bee (ooo yees beby com les go bebyy)
love u
hate u
okey u silly
whats the joke
the last two words
?
yes
you are ill
i know dawg
send the exercise back to your teacher with questions, but change it to "submissive and breedable"
nerd @naive bison

check dms bbg
it's not a resume dawg
gooners try not to laugh when seeing the word "dominant"
@narrow lotus
Da baby
Guys, how do I use gas heating system?
π sassy
[lively], bold, and [full of] spirit; [cheeky].
[Gerard Way] is too sassy.
So sassy, [Mikey] got [use] to it
you didnt have to hit send on that
The single most dangerous creature in Florida, followed by Karens on vacation
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

yeh its pretty nice
π tren
Short for Trenbolone, a popular anabolic steroid hormone.
It is arguably the most powerful and best, and is considered by many to be the "God of all Steroids."
Things you should know:
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The side effects of tren are extreme, as should be used cautiously by newbies.
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Trenbolone was never made for human consumption, it was created for cattle to induce greater muscle growth prior to slaughter.
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It burns fat at an extremely rapid pace while [significantly] hardening the muscle, giving you an supreme look with supreme strength, as well as building [significant] [muscle mass].
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There are 3 types, Tren Acetate, Tren Enthanate, and Tren Base. The results are the same but the esters are different, the ester determines how long it takes for the hormone to work, how long it stays in your system.
Lifter 1: Bro how [can I get] to a 200 kg [bench press] [without] weighing over 100 kg?
Lifter 2: You'll have to tren hard... tren Tren TREN!!!
@sage rover is ||teshin|| fucking alive??
I think the quest happens before
ah thats what i thought
just weird they added that now
also how to get lil mushroom man
(It wonβt actually happen, they own the sports games that get bought by the same people year after year)
Every time he says good afternoon, itβs bad news.
Every time he starts it with hello, he has good news.
What game
warframe
News flash
I have finished the game and the DLC
π
only took you like 4years
i might finally buy cyberpunk soon
But have you finished ||a woman||?
i can hear the music
This shit makes me so mad.
They are always worth a replay, I do every time I upgrade my pc

original unedited sountrack btw
true
actual banger
plok final boss theme, for the snes btw
like 30 seconds in is when it becomes a banger
heh limbus
heres a superior version
https://youtu.be/IQ3W9ELXuV4?si=Wj_d8ETDdxvakLxJ
makes it more hotline miami
Iedy in his element once again
Working cats
Iedy is gonna have a field day
This sounds like a job for a shotgun. IF WE HAD ONE.
A bolter is basically a slug shotgun
im glad i discovered brut before hotline
Too bad the bolters in SM2 hit with all the force of a wet tissue
Because MUH BALANCE
The only bolters that feel remotely close to how powerful they should is the Stalker bolter and the Bolt Sniper.
And no one uses the Bolt Sniper because the Las Fusil does everything it does but better
turn 14 of a volkmar campaign, had a unit of tier 0 empire knights do 3k damage value, 670 kills, basically singlehandedly winning a lost battle
Sigmar was channeling his might through Volkmar into those knights
I was microing them and it was a very open field with a convenient slope but fuck man I've never seen empire knights go so unbelievably hard
Shock cavalry on a slope, of course they'll go hard
Speaking of Volkmar, sending you a WHF meme.
Sigmar be praised
fuck mannfred all my homies hate mannfred
G2A sells them for like ten bucks if you don't want to plunder them
idk ive always heard a ton of shit about g2a
I got mine from there and never had any issues but Your Experience May Varyβ’
Da ti un pumn in picior
for 15 doritos, no thank you
I'd do it for 200 doritos, yeah, but 15 gets you absolute fuck all
I do the weeklies and the Normal dailies and cherry pick the least cancer Hard
Not that I really need it at this point, I have every heroic weapon but the knife I would never use, and the only cosmetics I don't have are the shoulders I don't like and the fucking gloves
I am doing a last ditch effort before sending my mobo to the repair shop
because gyrard was first and also being retarded I cannot
Taking out the cmos battery and draining the power overnight
Hopefully it will do a Deep fucking clean and get that corruption oit
gyrard you stupid fuk
If it isnt then I am a lucky cunt who got a DOA motherboard
all you need is like a minute or two if you wanna reset bios
i don't think more will help you
Just wanna be extra sure, that and i am too tired
i remember buying 3600 ram and it was so unstable at the advertised speed that it literally wouldn't boot
had to reset my bios all because they literally can't even make ram that works as advertised
i genuinely make murderous comments at my supporrts in league
they do not deserve human rights
A woman who likes to beat her boyfriend thought it was good idea to call out pro boxers to fightβ¦but a fierce female fighter answered her call with a BELT-2-ASS beatdown
It's League, anyone who plays it doesn't deserve human rights
Potoo are silly silly birds
Theyβre nocturnal and spend most of the day sitting on a tree stump or branch and pretending to be part of it
has some real Kim energy
"God, please..."
I should try the russian translation of Disco Elysium
I'll probably blow my head off before leaving the hotel room
Sorry, God isnβt taking calls right now. Your prayer has been routed to the giant stickbug.
see a nice cryptid lady in a wheelchair
turns out she's a raging fascist
fascists need to be branded so that I don't end up wasting my time on them
@high wing hi oomfie
ewwwww
maybe I misremembered
but she's definitely a racist
radical
SM2 will remain a 0/10 until we get pretty marines and angry marines
at least argonians don't leave fur everywhere
but all the elder scrolls races look like failed wax sculptures so ill pass on both
Khajiit are warm and the nights are cold.
khajiit are liars and theives
unless a khajiit cleans up after themselves while theiving, wouldn't they just leave a trail of fur letting the victim know they have been robbed by a cat person
what if they just like wrap themselves with cloth like a mummy so they dont do that
dont even need to look like a mummy just wear gloves and boots 
Nordic
i feel like a fucking idiot lmao, i forgot they usually wear clothes
orsimer 
dumbass
Having an Argonian wife would also upset the Dunmer which is a bonus
so would having a khajit wife no?
What is a fascist in your definition
Your mom (gottem)
ew
no son of mine is going to marry a farm tool
you dont see me making love to the pitchfork!
honestly?
fascism isn't a political belief. It's a shortcut for seizing power. Blame all the problems on minorities and vaguely gesture to a "great past." Claim you're going to bring that great past back, but display no understanding of what culture or changes enabled that era.
It appeals to losers because they get to beleive that the minorities are the reason they aren't the alpha gigachads they feel like they should be.
any shortcoming is from the enemies within
where are you taking me?
To the vet, we're removing your balls
initially I was just thinking of spinning the cat around on the slidy floor
but he has a point
βοΈ π
should i get cyberpunk
ehhhhhhhh
Short answer, if you want to buy it and you think you'd enjoy it, go for it.
Long answer, on release, lol lmao no, after many updates and Phantom Liberty, it became a lot easier to recommend.
yes i remember the release fiasco
somebody needs to make a soyjak out of this
why i never bought it
I do have a lot of criticisms with it, but as many of them are personal taste issues rather than an actual problem with the game.
For example, if you're expecting a lot of street races or car chases, you're going to be disappointed.
You can do that, yes.
and experience the sweet whisperings of the omnissiah (cyber psychosis)
Though it takes time to build V up to the point where he/she is causing mass suicides
Is there not a lot of car content in cp2077?
There are a few street races and car chases, but 99% of the time your car exists to get you from point A to point B or to look cool in.
how customizable
Not very. You can change the colors and there are multiple variants of some cars, but you can't swap out the engine, slap guns on it, armor it up, nothing like that.
can you sandevistan in your car as seen on tv?
You can with a perk
You can also trivialize the street races by BLOWS UP CAR WITH MIND
With some netrunner perks and a strong enough cyberdeck, you can turn almost any vehicle into a remote controlled carbomb
You can also do silly shit like hack your own motorcycle, drive it down a flight of stairs into an enemy base, and hack things through the motorcycle
politics is stored in the balls
Tweaked transmission like a boss, proud of myself 
that's why no women like HOI4
lupus?
Microplastics
slavic problems
it's one of the most common vitamin deficiencies, and most people need to supplement it
can you see your magnesium and zinc?
have a wild gander on how many russians actually do supplement it
because y'all hate pills
nah I only tested D
wrong, you have no idea how some russians love pills
but the thing is, it's either an hypochondriacs that just gulp all the snake oils down without actually taking care of their health
or it is the "thug it out/it's expensive/I don't believe in dirty corrupt farma" joint squad of the rest
you'd feel right at home here
our ministry of healthcare is so corrupt they officially approved homeopathic drugs
their soviet mentors rolling in their graves like a turbine
that second mindset cost me everything
then I found out that sulfur deficiency is a comorbidity of autism
N-Acetyl Cysteinie does nothing for most people
but it got me high in 3 minutes
I have no idea where I would be in terms of career or education if I'd received treatment in my childhood
If it works for some, it works for some.
Fuck it
tbf, I should probably make a full blood scan for some other possible deficiencies, but shit indeed ain't exactly cheap
I knew I'd most likely hit the shot with D just because every autumn I start to suffocate and feel in pain
that's not even funny
and what's the biggest change in autumn in russia? the disappearance of the fucking sun
say sike right now
also in the heat of the covid bonanza, said ministry was pushing so called arbidol into everyone's throat (I even got two packs for free and promptly threw it out), claiming it to be good antiviral drug, but it has barely any research and testing
most important part
gonna guess the mystery? someone's wife in the ministry owns the company that produces it
badabeem badabooom baby
I mean Vit D deficiency is a given. You hear that most people globally lack it.
How often does the Sunlight directly touch your skin...
cockless run
I spend pretty much all day in the sun and I have deficiency
there is in total, 7 minutes of bright sun here per year, and I have the audacity to spend half of it inside anyway
I remember seeing some homo bullshit with penguin on the package when I was in school
Look at this garbage
My point was that testing for it is useless. Go for the other stuff if you're interested in your blood
antiviral medicine with proven efficiency is very far and between, it was really a problem during the pandemic because even if you're open to eat any pills possible, even if you have the money, there is simply not much that could be done against viruses
combining that with a firm and somewhat alien to western world notion of russians "even the simple cold demands a pill", it was a solid cash grab
the only ones that I know that work are zinc and elderberry
I HATE GLOBOL PHARMO SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL
see? that's supplementaries, not an antiviral drug per se, but you're right
don't hate the pharma, some of them actually tried to help. hate the corrupt bitches in it
speaking of them
as if most of russians going full on amish on the idea of vaccination, despite being vaccinecoded by the soviet, wasn't enough
they got another one
I think you're confusing Hitler's national socialism with musolini's fascism
there were three different vaccines produced at some point, and one was good ol reliable but ineffective sludge of killed viruses, the more modern mRNA one, and the third one was a complete fucking snake oil
Not to mention the heavy metals
falco summarized
so if you're a normie russian who has no fucking idea what mRNA even is or what's going on, you have a 1/3 chance of getting a decent vaccine, 1/3 chance of getting a poor one, and 1/3 of being completely fooled, bamboozled, clowned upon
so naturally, a good chunk of them opted to have none at all
a good chunk of that good chunk was then promoted to mystery black bags in the hall of some morgue
I hate h&k because they refuse to sell their fun stuff to civilians
sorry, I got carried away. the main point of testing was to see whether the D was deficient but "eh everyone has that" level and then consider other roots for my ailing, or whether it is "oh shit" level and is the main cause
and it turned to be the "oh shit" level
Ok I see
I take (if I remember to) 2 supplements. One is Mg + Ca + D3, other is only D3
there's apparently a drug on the western market which is a single pill with a shit yourself dose of vitamin D for severe deficiencies (and because western pharma adores making stupid big dosages of anything), and it actually would have helped me
because measuring 100 drops is a chore
taking calcium is very stupid
Personally I you should try crack
there are literally studies where they had to stop because people kept getting cardiovascular events from taking ca supplements
plus the average human already eats a lot of ca
@prisma quartz then you have the medical woo's who think sunning your butthole is how to detox the body
volkmar boosts empire knights and fcm so hard they can pull multiple thousands of damage value regularly
why not take tier 1 units and make them solo demons
sunning your asshole will make your dick bigger (real btw)
What would be a event?
I'm sorry what the fuck is sunning ones butthole?
You have Crystals for healing. I have crystals because it's shiny and shiny make happy π we are not same
Fuck yeah minerals
like, exposing your asshole to the sun and giving it a tan or what?
basically more calcium in the blood means it builds up in your arteries
and clogs that shit
i forgot what that's specifically called
Perineum sunning or butthole sunning is a wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum (area between the genitals and anus) to sunlight. Adherents claim various unproven health benefits such as improved libido, circulation, sleep, and longevity. There is no scientific evidence that this behavior promotes any of the alleged benefits. The...
atherosclerotic? something like that
My crystals are lime green and are slowly turning their environment into more green crystals. We are not the same.
Also, the green crystals are highly volatile and explosive.
get your bald ass out of here kane
disregarding possible arguments for it which are probably all a bunch of bullshit,
who would consider that and think "yeah that seems legit'?
Medical woo people
I can pull Kane off
New idea for cosplay then
my asshole kinda looks like a sun so it makes sense
π
black hole sun.. won't you come
Who says Im the average human?
your mom probably
it reminds of a really old russian meme, like early internet time
MOOODSS
is that metal?
won't that get hot af in the sun and burn the shit out of you
Is that copper or gold
it's a wooden thread coil painted with golden paint
the old meme was introducing it as a gadget for a perfect tan rather than a part of some healing ritual
did you know? copper emits healing frequencies? did you know? 5g cancels those frequencies and makes you gae?
literally what some family members told me btw
It gives you AUTISM
Uncle Robert right
Tanning the crack? 
brother i was told very recently that 5g is the reason it's getting hotter (not climate change)
you have no idea the questionable supposedly helpful remedies and rituals I've withstood as a child because my family couldn't accept a simple concept that a cold is something a body just need a little bit of help to handle itself
it makes plants not grow and makes you impotent and stresses you out with its negative energies
this from a person who literally doesn't understand the basics of what an electromagnetic wave is or what a photon is and yet constantly talk about frequencies
it's a weird swing of logic, but it makes sense if you look at it from the perspective of authority instead of facts and logic
those people, instead of considering pros and cons, trying to understand the credibility of information behind something, paint the world in "credible, good" and "enemy, bullshit"
if they're at some point convinced by a single event or someone's opinion that the entire modern scientific healtcare is wrong and an enemy, then all of it goes straight into the bin
try not to fall victim to binary thinking challenge : fail
but you have to do something about your health, so you turn to snake oil dealers who oppose something that they'd established to themselves as evil, because the enemy of my enemy is my friend
and so said snake oil dealers, having even less credibility and proof for their remedies, are given full green light
one of my parents is like this. couldnt even define what the hell the word frequency means but sure likes to talk about 'frequencies'
well it doesn't really matter does it?
the point is, GOOD, CREDIBLE GOOD GUY PERSON OF GOOD said it's the frequencies!
then it must be them!
that "study" that organic cloth has a "frequency" closer to that of the human body (100hz) and that synthetics are further away?
yeah the guy on the internet. the one that is selling healing sand for $500 a can. he needs our support! the govt is trying to shut him down
so they think that makes cotton and wool healtheir than polyester and stuff
i can excuse a lot of the older people for believing this especially here education was pretty shit especially for women and they haven't really built up mental immunity to social media
fact-checking is very expensive, a lot of brain juice you need to spend on it to make it work. relaying the whole process to authorities is much cheaper, and we humans are as pragmatic and corner-cutting as our mother evolution is
it's true, but i wish more people realized that even if it's really hard to figure if something is true, its often a lot easier to see it's false
doesnt take too much searching to smell bullshit usually
it seems easy
but only because (pat yourself on the back I guess) you actually already have some foundation of basic critical thinking, baseline understanding of science or at least logic of how things work
otherwise it's as easy as using a PC
seems like a cakewalk for you, and some boomer is going to have an ego death trying to install and use skype
well it's depressing when someone you know used to do some critical thinking but for whatever reason surrendered their brain entirely
hope you won't get hit with realization you're not much better when you're older 
because mind is similar to a muscle, in a sense that if you don't train it, you get a belly
we all get senile eventually 
also yes, at some advanced age it's gonna be a norm





