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what am i reading bro
dude it belongs to kanye as in yeezys is owned by fucking kanye
I canβt man
The goal posts
I hate billionaires
it would be like saying "elon didn't lose money actually tesla did!!"
You also thought it was the fucking bank
And continued to claim they froze his money despite not
bank gave them the go ahead
according to unsealed documents, pornography starring your mother
And then you posted a hiphopx YouTube video
yeah but then i posted soruces that said the same exact thing
you mean a federal judge
Thatβs a different claim!
youve also posted shit sources in the past
collaboration between them
Thatβs a lie
"I'm not going to say what race..."
??? 
his accounts still were frozen by the banks for antisemitism
you mean for being a brand risk
now yuo see.......
yeah as a result of his anti semitism
Lays pickle flavored
And he could still bank
which were yeezy assets which is owned by kanye's personal company
alex doesn't understand that if you exercise your freedom, some people might not want to do business with you because of how you exercise your freedom
Yes which is not Kanye
@river zealot oy vey
Shalom
"freedom means nobody gets to penalize me and people I like for what we do."
arer you just trying to be retarded for argument's sake
Stonks
every major religion and culture fucked up by pushing jews to be bankers cause their religion allowed usury and the christians and muslims didnt

You completely changed what you were arguing!
No he is just one
Holy political
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no? his accounts were still frozen for anti semitism
That wasnβt your original claim, and ITS STILL NOT TRUE
Good lord
barely, it's about kanye being cancelled
Well bro does his best to look mentally ill
I did laugh i admit
His posts oeak
oh man i have such a funny gif for this but it would make iedy and xal mad
just post the gif
you can shit on jews in this channel anyways

to an extent
naaaaaaah
iedy doesn't hate them like he hates gypsies
Problaby half the world atp
Cornbread
there are people in this channel who fuckin go OFF on jews in darkfart
if they could, they would do it here
they do it literally every day here tho
if I cared, I would probably DM you the memes they post in darkfart
they wouldn't dare post them here
no i dont think i will
all im saying is if the rules were applied equally half this chat would be banned for antisemetism 
i would be permad for gypsy jokes
so would iedy
there are 100% double standards
i mean
yeah
nothing wrong with this gif
violation of airspace is a serious thing, santa
I think i've seen it here before
if the mods ban us then theres nobody cool left in here
and htey have NOTHING they can do for entertainment
bully flop
i was gonna send a different one but sent the more tame one
Battlefield 6 has a hidden stat that controls your bullet accuracy. Most players donβt even realize why their bullets miss and often think it's hit-reg or bloom... BUT hereβs the secret mechanic behind it.
#Battlefield6, #BF6, #Battlefield, #Battlefield6Tips, #FPS, #GamingShorts, #ShooterGames, #BattlefieldMoments
abysmal dogshit
Yeah its ass
3 guns out of all feel good to shoot
@narrow lotus
GARMIN, SPUNE BUNA DIMINEATA CHAT
Who cares thats why im using the other one
The white one

open r/bulgaria
dude asking how to use his propane heater system at home
@narrow lotus
oh lord
Bro is about to blow tbe whole commie block
GARMIN, SETEAZΔ ALARMA CU 5 MINUTE MAI TΓRZIU 
So how do you use it?
Depends on the tool you are using. Speccy specifically shows frequency instead of effective speed.
SCOALA SCLAVULE CA MERGI LA MUNCA 
When you wake up thinking you are late for class but you remember you graduated 9 years ago
But then you remember you are now the teacher

The humble task manager
The cycle of abuse
I go buy white monster
Sir its 10 am
This little elixir here gives us power
I come home on the 2 hour window to see what i can do about my pc, i cant get it to repair shop cause i dont own a car and its raining
From "Fuck, papers are due" to "Fuck, papers are due."
Reflashing BIOS as a final ditch effort
Before I kms
"Should I fail all these kids..."
Whats it doing?
Fucking pcs man
It doesnt start unless i short the cmos, and i tried adjusting bios and OS settings, no effect
Are you forced to make them pass @narrow lotus ?
Fucking hope not
I just reflashed it maybe it will help
Sometimes but usually i dont fail anyone unless they piss me off and one or two asshole kids are acceptable casualties
Did you add anything new to it
The entire pc is built new
New CPU, RAM, MB
If u are bad at a subject in class thats fine
If u are bad and a cunt then by all means face the wall

Did you check all the wires?
Yes they are fine
Where video
what if he's good but a cunt
I was about to watch that video
Dog is not happy
Most likely is that the nvram corrupted or something
Aight time to go to logs delete i guess
On my screen it sent twice
So I deleted
Thats good. My friend is a teacher and has shit kids but is forced to give them good grades for that good school rep.
Are you running ram on XMP?
Then i usually just make fun of them in class

A bit of shamemaxxing
same same built a new pc literally yesterday only kept the gtx 1060 6gb and my old psu from my last build
you should run the ram on xmp buddy
Hopefully bios, psu being fucky, or grounding issues. Is your wiring clean/fully seated and not shorting anything?
Did u get an Assrock mobo
Ngl, that would work on me.
No, a BIOSTAR
I hate to say it but break it all down again
and it works perfectly lowkey so far
played 1 match of division 2 conflict and 1 match of hunt showdown and my new build worked wonders
so?
Wiring seem okay, grounding too, PSU is providing power just fine it just locks itself into standby mode when i turn it off.
Hmm
And fast startup/boot is disabled
stfu
Just to be clear; it posts?
What movie are we watching today ivan
It loads fully after i short out cmos yes
Did u watch equalizer series
Like this after it falls asleep?
Ye sounds like a bad mobo bios or shit
Ye does look like it for a sec
military training?
Person: Gamma is dogcrap and Grok is too
Me: uhm, sorry you feel that way, is there another modpack youd suggest?
Person: NLC7
Me: ah ok, ive tried NLC7 i thought it was alright
Person: if you played it what does K do in NLC7?
Me: I havnt played it in 6 years
Person: so then you havnt played it, you dont know what K does
Is that flash an led or something sparking @quaint ore
Im guessing you've already tried reseating ram?
Its the Mobo
Weird
Ye the things that flash are mobos LEDs and the rgb of the ram
For shits and giggles, once its shut off, flip psu switch, hit power button to flush power, then turn back on and try to boot.
just blow on it like a nintendo
No result
What's the rating on the psu
Bronze
Wattage?
550W
remove the cpu and the ram, plug the psu, connect the two power pins
does it run the fans
GPU is what
RTX 4060
8GB
The wattage is well within its reach so i doubt its psu acting up, maybe the mobo not sending the signal or something
Damn. Wifes pc does the same thing, but its tempermental and usually goes away. For power, are you plugged directly to a wall or power strip?
That or I witnessed the start of a war lol
My little brother is shooting there too!! It's just training
Extender cable, the power previously worked perfect until i changed the mobo
I also gtg back to classes so i will likely just bring it to a pc shop to take a lool, a diagnostic is cheap.
Ah. Test directly if you can. Just trying to rule out as much as possible at this point.
mobos are the most likley part to be doa, power suppies # 2
Or that too, def show them the videos
The mobo may not like the ripple in the power sig
you only have 1 pc to test with right
That kinda documentation is 500% better than half the fucking tickets i see.
u cant swap anything from a confirmed good system?
@minor cypress im suspecting power not delivering properly and the system shuts down before it burns something up
an enemy 40m grenade launched me into the air
my incapacitated body landed on the hood of an enemy gun truck
they drove for a few hundred feet
truck is blown up
friendly revives me
Carefully*
only in battlefield
with your tongue (yes carefully, and it will get hot)
@rocky geode
Maybe, it'd do it way earlier if it happened during use. Only happens after going to sleep
I honestly think something is shorting it or it's spiking above the power threshold
I think its either corrupted nvram or a fucked mobo
and here you see the futility of discord channel IT
I was testing it for 8 hours before that
Ye
whas up @slender rock
Cause i genuinely dont need another 4 hours of fucking with it
got a new pc build
@pale ingot not me, chappy did
O
i miss when mobos had error codes :[
Both of y'all did
I built mine in stages
it booted up correctly on the first try (although I forgot the case fans)
It used to be a basket
after i put the case fans on i booted it up, set everything up, got drivers
played a 30 min match of hunt showdown and a 10 min match of the division 2 pvp
i build overclocked frankenloop monstrosities 
people either love my builds or recoil in horror
This is Geveze. Her name means talkative or chatty in Turkish. I think she has the best name for her special ability. Which is talking!
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my cat talks to me like this
Best i can do is vague lights with varying meanings
God i miss beep codes
(beeps an indistinguishable amount of times)
was shitting bricks for the entire setup process because it was my first time essentially building a new pc from scratch, just salvaging my psu and gpu from my last one @slender rock
Or actual bsod error codes
Instead of UwU we had a fucky wucky, westarting nao
this is s tier happy cat asm at the end
gods trying to communicate to their believers be like
took me 6 whole ass hours for everything to fall into place
my struggle was worth it tho
It gets faster, by the 3rd build you are slapping shit together like a maniac
i didnt know where shit on the motherboard went mostly
the motherboard took the longest
yeah ive build 20+ including mine and other people
For me, initial build i take my time and try to manage cables with velcro zipties and stuff.
For upgrades? Fuck off, get out, new part in, cram cables back in shame.
otherwise ive set up a gpu and a psu before, hdd wasnt difficult to figure out, i have an external ssd so that requires no brainpower
all in all went well
no issues at all with the build after setting everything up
Installing m.2 drives and pressing down still feels wrong
the ram felt scary to put in because i didnt know how hard i could reasonably push it
Something about installing at an angle then moving it just rubs me the wrong way
but it fell into place eventually
i do custom case mods and hack aios together and track airflow with vapes LOL
my current build has a 480mm radiator in push/pull modded into the case
Nah, its pretty sturdy as long as its lined up and slot is unlocked.
Line up, push towards center and out until click
Pics? Thats nuts
ill have to find some
also i was building in a small case with an matx board because the space i have to place my pc is small
Never had the patience to fuck with custom loops. I will aircool my shit until it dies.
but i have big fat retard fingers so it suckeeedd to do
nothing wrong with aircool
as for pics ill take some this weekend lol , my old phone had the build pics
cut my fingers up on my own motherboard 
Thank god someone gets it. The amount of "muh watercool better bro just trust me" is too high
Yes, its objectively better. But if things are running and not throttling, im gonna keep it simple.
These evil bastards
It's not even objectively that much better unless you're doing something really special it just performs a little cooler than an air cooler and even that's for like 15 minutes under load until the water and radiator warm up
these SUCKED to plug in
yeah cuz i know what im doing, thermal pipes are incredibly good these days aircool can be as efficient if not more in some setups
I would pay good money for a standardized adapter to plug those into
Rog cases and mobos come with them
I get it, i got a mini itx pc rn in a traditional case thankfully.
All you need is to spend like 500 bux just in the case and mobo lol
yeah no i have a matx pc in a matx size case
I have an matx mobo in an matx case
It's the ideal form factor imo
Spacious but not ridiculously so
I dont mind dropping money on a good case. I've got the meshify 2 right now
Loved building in jt
Can fit 4 hard drives and 2 GPUs in my usecase
Its stupid overengineered but being able to take every bit off, and toolless is so nice.
Meshify is all things considered a pretty cheap case!! Doesn't come with the ridiculous premium that rog does or even the fancier fractal cases
I had to get a mini itx for travel purposes. The case is big for itx but its still below 20 liters and has a carrying handle
It even has a turbo button
The sleeper case is so cool
got my big fat retard fingers fucked up trying to fit everything in
but its fine we ball
My god, it even has a lock
Id be up for integrated cd drives again tbh
Annoying to fiddle with external ones
I might get it when it becomes available here
Not sure if it's ideal for air cooling with the small front mesh but I don't care
I got like 20 of them from my school
Also HDD bays that fit in the 5.25 inch slots
This is the expansion I'd definitely get for it
put your dick in it
imagine explaining that scar to your girlfriend
That'll distract her from noticing the size...
Yeah i can imagine, i have a distinct lack of space. Had to bend the frame to get my current gpu in
That was me going from the 1080 to 3080
It was way to cramped. Now ive got room even with a 7900 xtx
Size diff
the real touhou fans can take a shower without touching a single drop of water
I have a 7900 too!!
And I had a GTX 1080Ti also!!
But I had an amd GPU between those too
I sold the 1080ti in 2020 at insane markup compared to 2019 prices
Like I got 600 bux for it
And paid 700 originally
Not bad for a PC part
Can an AMD boy and an Nvidia girl really love each other...
The 1080ti still works. I swapped to AMD after 2 evga 3080s died on me back to back
Mine probably works still but I couldn't resist selling it during covid
I have my GTX 480 still and it kinda works lol
It works other than some artifacting
Ive got my gtx 1060 still, just as a backup for the backup
I have a GT450M
Its crazy how small it is compared to whats out now
I don't think it has the same prestige and infamy as the 480 did but good on you!
The ammo GAMMA needs
Probably not, but it was playing Warframe well into 2020
Peak
We should bring old GPU graphics back....

Voodoo GPUs 
With a gpu like that i would get a case with a glass panel
The evangelion 4090s look clean too
Ati had the waifu series
Too bad i can't bring myself to bother with led/aesthetic stuff. Gimme max performance or nothing
WOAHHHHHH
@stone blade City hall reminds ppl to pay their taxes on facebook
Comments : 
Mayor's wife and mother is being invoked
??? wtf is even going on in Romania

I think the noctua GPUs look really clean and good for modern GPUs but a lot of people aren't fans of the poop fan color
P!ew
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shit stained gpu
bought white monster @narrow lotus 
I thought my fans were broken when i first swapped over
Nope, they are just that quiet
HELL NO
And thats just the gpu you prob need 200 euro for a PSU and prob another 100 150 to fit the case
Alooo what am i , fucking gypsy king?

gypsy emperor
Thieves Guild Master
Suleiman Pasha
When I had the 1080ti my PC was all noctua and I thought it looked good tbh
Only thing I didn't like is the silver heatsink
Black heatsink with poop fan would be peak but noctua only sells black heatsinks with chromax fans
nah kys
straight up
It's there because it's a shitty figure from AliExpress that I'm embarrassed to own
My PC doesn't have a side panel so it's hidden
My current predicament makes that impossible π’
I threw that figure in the trash years ago
It could be much worse
That is quite awful
Rage.
I'd say I would when I can but if I do that I'll never get out of the psych ward!! π
Much much worse
atleast this one has hatsune miku
otherwise what the helly
mikumaxxing
That's honestly pretty cool
I'd remove the Miku pictures personally
Just keep the color scheme and branding
fututi mortii matii nvidia
oricum mai degraba imi iau motor decat rtx 50 serie
Parts? 2k. Price? 6k probably
Only reason i can never get behind building for looks
The markup is insane, and i stare at monitors not cases
The reason I can't is because I covered the glass side panel with my prescription label stickers and you can't see inside anymore

I vill
Find that shitbox's reason not to work on me
Fucking whore of a pc always needs a screwdriver shoved up its ass
I guess you could say I build for aesthetics
suicide
Eventually
You don't need to encourage me π
sooner
I literally told you I'm at a psych ward what the fuck do you expect me to do are you retarded???
when did you tell me this buddy
hello ham
Wait what
That was unhinged 
They walk among us
Thank you
Ye its RAM
I had to delete it because it had my full name and probably other personal information idk
nerd mcloser from stupidtown florida
With half a million members I can guarantee I'm not the only one
Well not in brainfart
Supposedly
Hypothetically
Good one ham
youre dumb and stupit
Strong response
only one in here
the rest are in offtopic
You only hurt the ones you love or something like that
I love ham
And I love you
wow get a room
I felt too stupid there
i dont love you barh
no offtopic is for stupid, we're all secret geniuses here
I can read through the sarcasm
dont lie
you illiterate

I love you too π
average gamma player
chad illiterate 
there is a goth girl in the tram @pale ingot 
do i shoot a shot
or do i miss
1% chance
this is precisely why my build is an opaque black box sitting under my desk
though it does have rgb lights shining out the back of it cause that version of the gpu was cheaper at the time lol
I have put tape on all the lights from when I slept in the same room with my PC
Now I have a different room so it doesn't matter
had a stressful situation and my entire back and right thigh broke out in red itchy allergies 
rip
alo
my hands are dry as fuck even though i use cream my skins flaking off
i think im irradiated
Use cream
i do
just saw a video of a bunch of thieves steal a package and drop it, the package explodes and sets the mf on fire
By cream do you mean lotion
dunk your hands in a vat of cream
you miss 100% of the shots you dont take
it would be funny if it just exploded instead and injured the mf
Full fat or skim
i tried and i got ignored
kill yourself in front of her
Get on your knees and beg
idk bro

i shouldve gotten into a barcode comparison fight with her
make it CLEAR youre talking to her before you die as well
off the tram
and have witnesses
See ham where more similar than you think
there's literally only enough room for a bed and to stand up next to it in the bedroom
It's not that luxurious
No need to flex on me like that
It's almost like having one of those beds that folds into the wall
About the same amount of room
@grizzled meadow this could just be the name of the show honestly
guys, for the funny, theoretically in minecraft, what combination of chemicals would explode if mixed together in a sealed chamber
You'd figure rent is cheap in the east because who wants to live there..
I feel like paulie has been pretty tame so far, besides ballbusting and repeating jokes
300e for me with water etc included
You should mix me with fluorine
Coke and mentos
not small stuff, the big stuff
big explosion
theoretically
You could pack a lot of sawdust into a tight container and then light a spark
That's so cheap
Cheapest I've had is 295 without water and heating and it was tiny
Like very tiny it was an old motel room converted into an apartment
like a fuse that when the package gets moved around the fuse lights?
Ammonium nitrate and some kind of fuel oil
Apparently sugars work too
thanks
didnt he literally kill an old innocent woman
So you want an explosive that you need to agitate first
Benefits of a solu in the east
Partly why i wanna go do kriha stuff is to get money for a yksiΓΆ
Do you have your own kitchen?
Oxygen, carbon, and hydrogen contained in one organic molecule.
Yeah i forgot about that. Pretty tame compared to the rest of the people in the show
yes, like it has to be moved around
theoretically of course
i mean whos worse
All the best diy bombings are done with fertilizers as a base
Yeah Iβm thinking a metal powder
thanks
Christopher
thanks dudes
yeah but hes funny
Nahh, but no one of us hangs in the kitchen. Just make food there and eat inside our rooms
You can't let a small mistake define a person
tony schalub killed a guy too, but it was after the show
and the guy ge killed was tony schalub
Watching shows while eating on the computer is the 2025 male experience.
and the murder weapon was hamburger
@narrow lotus @river zealot even compared to whatever goes on the tigz server, this is still the geiest video ive ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Rxbt_Kfro
cookie king mememe meme meme video funny
#meme #funny #cookieking
plus its an old person
they were gonna die anyways
"tigz server, whatever happened there"
think of it like this
That's why you should be white
Yeah just pack a box tightly with a flammable powder
aww come on, in the scene where christopher almost gets killed in the sopranos, you can clearly see those are blanks
Never noticed that, good detail
based, based, alright
the last time a cop pulled me over i gave him my state gaming (gambling) comission ID along with my usual shit unasked for
came back in 3 mins with a warning 
Who are you killing?
A dust explosion is the rapid combustion of fine particles suspended in the air within an enclosed location. Dust explosions can occur where any dispersed powdered combustible material is present in high-enough concentrations in the atmosphere or other oxidizing gaseous medium, such as pure oxygen. In cases when fuel plays the role of a combusti...
No way, they should have shot him for real 
hey jet li died to blanks
or just use real casings
But the primary danger in those is causing a fire and being inside it!!! You need to make a high explosive
In this economy?
There doesnβt need to be a fire
@stoic girder just to clarify, the scene with blanks on the floor is like a static shot of christopher lying on the ground
not mid him shooting
the camera just pans over the ground showing the blanks and him dying
you realize that back then TV broadcasts were at like 1/8th of the fidelity that it was filmed on
youd never have been able to tell
Stella needs it to be cheap
tannerite is cheap
But it'd also be a waste if it wasn't lethal
Why are we telling a housewife how to make IEDs?
hard to get in europe
Schizo larp
Just look up online how explosives are made from fertilizer and fill your car with it
You should not apply that standard to things
Fuck it.
Bait packages with white phosforous
if its europe then hurting a criminal is illegal, in fact if you don't help him youre going to jail
unless youre in poland
poland is based
Surely Stella just wants to have recourse for someone going on her property
oh hey
i coincidentally
know that
coinkydink
Okay so instead of an explosive you need two really volatile chemicals in the same package for plausible deniability
recourse is illegal its Europe
You can have equivalent force
im part of very questionable online communities and even they arent dumb enough to tell someone how to make a bomb
Imagine being so cucked that you won't defend yourself.
Its gonna have volatile labelung all over it and if the mf still picks it up it isnt my fault anymore
if he breaks down my door ill break down his door
It's not illegal to instruct someone on making a bomb
No if he breaks down a door you can hit them with a bat
ohhhh yes it is
And bombs are cool... When I lived in the countryside me and my little brothers messed with explosives all the time
it absolutely can be
am i allowed to fracture his pelvis
Itβs actually not!
thats why I originally said chemicals that when mixed together in a sealed chamber would be explode
@river zealot @narrow lotus @glad carbon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWg7iDUwk0s
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have you people ever heard of accessory to a crime
I think if you went to court, and told them you specially wanted to fracture their pelvis, you would be held liable
it was accidental
totally
It was cool other than one time where one of my brothers was set on fire but he had thick clothes and it was winter so rolling worked and no one was hurt
And mom didn't find out
and I can put volatile chemical labels on the package
Telling people how to commit a crime is not illegal
so if the guy still picks it up, it isnt my fault
bro im an anti moderation mf and even i dont fw telling people how to make bombs
it absolutely can be if you are aware of that persons plans to comit that crime
Put a glass of fluorine in it without a lid
https://youtu.be/wqLnSkLalOE
Fluorine reacts with a brick. This demonstrates nicely the oxidizing power of fluorine. The video is part of a safety instruction for the work with elemental fluorine. To get the reaction started a small drop of acetone was put on the corner of the brick.
No you absolutely are probably liable
thats if you help them commit it
Yes but Stella isnt going to do anything
Fluorine burns everything and reacts with literally everything, even noble gases
as if we werent gonna go to jail for what we talk about here on a regular
conspiracy and accessory are real offenses
If I put information out in the void on how to commit a crime thatβs fine and legal
the volatile chemical labels would indicate what it is
maybe you are mf
I'll plead insanity
Ok you would probably not be at fault
i love that we have to come up with complicated loopholes to stop something you can 100% shoot a mf for in 50% of the US
Thatβs a lot of hassle to protect a package
You live on the coast so fair
thanks
thank you
Stella you could just buy a lock and a box
How about sodium? It's an easy to handle metal and exploded
S in contact with water
I used to have an English mastiff
It kept the immigrant kids from stealing my toys
more mouths to feed, I already have 5 cats
5?!
would add more problems
toxoplasmosis
I had 5 cats and two dogs at one point
But only 2 cats and one dog remain
Is that the parasite that makes you a crazy cat lady?
put up a sign that says "CAUTION , ATTACK CATS"
alright, sure
yes
then train them
there's a parasite that does that?
Get a pet tiger
everybody gangster till Mr Fluffles is bee lining for your nuts
It's not a booby trap it's a labeled package of volatile chemicals
What, did you think the stereotype came out of nowhere?
Maybe before she announced it on discord
it isnt, I'd put volatile chemical labels on the package, in visible yellow
i didnt know a parasite caused it
It's over if they bring out the discord chat logs in court
It makes you crave the company of cats.
get one of these
I just hope my packages don't get robbed
push comes to shove
fuck around and find out
Do they really leave packages at the door in France? Here they ask if you want that before doing it
The squirrel, meth or a Alabama man?

they do if you dont get out fast enough
weird
Literal mind control.
the package I ordered has my new phone in it, an expensive one too
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gang gang (dont do this)
I just hope my packages dont get robbed
hope aint worth as much as a metal bb to the dick
and its air so there's basically no sound
the state of france
but if its time to fuck around and find out, package heavily labeled volatile chemicals
why would you order phones for delivery if youre having packages get yoinkeddddd
thats crazzyyy
Wdym? Maybe it's the crappy air rifles I had as a kid but they were loud
Not gun loud but loud
no super sonic crack means the sound wont travel far
probably wont even wake the neighbors
My neighbour beating his wife wakes me up and I'm almost sure his punches aren't supersonic
i cant stand weedbrain mf
This is the same schizo that spammed alt accounts and constant name changes out of paranoia, thought their kids were evil for staring at walls, and you are expecting reason? 
dont yall have post offices where to collect packages from?
All of those seem fairly reasonable to me
Nah, that would actually be an intelligent thing to do
their kids might be evil i wouldnt doubt that part
They don't do those kinds of things
I just send them to the local s-market and go get it there
I paid for that much, I expect it delivered, and I'd have to drive to paris itself
kids are generally evil little shits
I mean basically newborn in crib age
No frontal lobe yet so pretty evil
still cant trust em
Arent you home all the time?
evil little baldys
I mean yeah, they already have an original sin, being born due to sex, thats why they get baptized
Bro what
original sin has nothing to do with sex...
"original sin" 
I must have that mistaken that for something else
Original sin? Nge reference?
Original sin is eating the apple...
Nah Divinity original sin
yeah original sin is basically woman moment it has nothing to do with procreation
I'm pretty sure Adam and Eve would have fucked to have kids it would have just been pure and without lust and so on
I mean...true there
I love dos π£οΈ π£οΈ
Same
lust is fine between husband and wife ...
bro i havent been a practicing Catholic in a long time and i still remember this damn mfs did yall just fail catholic school?
I just forgot
You say that but Adam got tricked by a serpent too
mustve jumbled things together
Who even goes to catholic school
look, its my fault , I haven't been in a church since me and my husband got married
forgor
because his woman co-signed (this is all a joke because fundamentalists are heathen and the bible is metaphorical)
details
The joke was that women are serpents
What kind of christian even are you
thats not a joke thats a public service announcement
I don't even know anymore
You missed it in any case

i miss a lot that's not new or surprising
Pipebomb schizo vs esoteric agarthan schizo duel
Enlightened christianity, do not belong to any branch or denomination
so heathen
anyway I have to go, I have to play more hoi 4
yes the one true church that i havent been to since i was 18 and im only advocating for to rustle jimmies

Jarvis, make a polarizing copypasta with misinformation of false prophets and idols
Did you go to rippikoulu?
I sure love to pay for salvation
Catholics don't do that anymore
Man, imagine being Eve and tricking Adam into eating the apple.
While knowing Good from Evil.
Man imagine dragons
man imagine me imagining dragons
Filthy Protestant.
that would be crazy man
Maybe she didn't wanna be married to a manchild idk
Doesn't excuse it.
when you wanna make your sybian a tax write off
How about we protest the lack of paper in our wallets
Bruh, two guys came walking by carrying a ladder and one asked if they could board the trolley like this
How about you protest these nuts?
I guess not, but then I don't really see what's so bad about knowing the difference in of itself. Like from Eve's perspective the world was still a perfect place until Adam also ate
@narrow lotus @river zealot had an incident with a drunk and now the cops are coming 
Its medicinal for hysteria
Take care of yourself Xal
At that point she was capable of doing Evil knowingly.
i'm completely fine
RUN
Classic
It's a woman thing, we wouldn't understand
Your honor, she was girlbossing
Yes, we are incapable of being cruel 
We just fool around sometimes
She was but knowing evil doesn't compel you to be evil
I have a hard time thinking the intended interpretation of the scripture is that Eve was an evil snake who wanted to ruin the world when there was no consequences from eating to her
Adam married and lived with her anyways so he didn't see it that way probably. Although admittedly the dating pool could present a problem if the population of the world is 2 people
but capable of being cool 
Look up how many wars women have started in history.
I know it's not the intended interpretation but my own misogynistic interpretation.
Woman bad.
Women bad and I'm down bad
wow thats innovative thought
Like if women would be called bad I would be under them, cuz I'm down bad
for that
You're welcome
That post was made by a moneyincel
Dollarcel
centcel
Fellas
nickelpilled
Could Cell from Dragon Ball be considered as some kind of incel
People who have attained free will are not welcome in the garden of eden
Yeah i did, it was a fun time
I had my confirmation camp in lapland too
I didn't go because most of my family is dead or poor and I was motivated solely by greed
, rather a lutheran than follow the word of the antichrist
Fair, the rippijuhla is a good Cash injection at that age
That looks fun I want one
@naive bison @narrow lotus

I am going to fucking die y'all
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@BluntTopix I eat about 1300 calories in Huel/protein powder shakes a day. Probably the one thing keeping me from losing weight I don't want to lose.
they made a fucking GAME about this character?
i love oneyplays, my cousin dun got bit by a copperhead
Pickle
wats wrrong with pickel bro
I love pickle
protein
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that's a crazy thumbnail
Eggs are good for you, eat the eggs

@frail scaffold tho
river shen 
my mom is genuinely terrified of escalators
chat is this not against regulation
Itβs actually a motorcycle, the shape is aerodynamic
scared fo my nuts evvy taim
@coarse bear
Fucking got em
shrooms
hasan zeus ulting his dog every time it steps off its small bed
Bird balls
poor doggerton
it just occured to me
you're an evil clone of flop
you're both femboys, but flop's gonna pass out at the sight of blood, and you're secretly learning to assemble guns in your attic
freedomers before dying horribly
polf
Does that mean they are indian if flop is from pakistan?
I do not assemble guns in my attic
There's no reason a nonviolent, stable, person like me would need a firearm
Anything but India please
Let me be from at least Sri Lanka or Afghanistan
I have a problem with my PC, could you help me with that?
It's possible
weird sounding and vague answer
yeah it's possible he's Indian
oh right, hol on
what do you think about cows?
I usually just hit mine and it works afterwards
They're kinda cute I guess
this one should have been a more direct answer
but then again, flop knows jackshit about his culture too
I know how to use a toilet though...
Another Pakistani?
@frank shoal flop 2.0
no no
he's an evil clone of flop
Yeah
or I guess flop may be a cuck pacifist clone of him or something
Like the next generation of Terminators
Is that true?
Give me money father @tidal trellis
if the situation was flipped I would give him money...
...in exchange for sexual services
Actually I just realized he might be like 14 so ignore that
Bazinga
"ΠΠ°ΠΊ Π² Π·Π°Π΄ ΡΠ°ΠΊ ΡΡΠ°Π·Ρ ΠΠΎΠ»ΡΠ½"
@placid sail
despite everyone's impression, he's supposedly an adult
It's over
That was my impression
here's to hoping that the weird bothersome pain in my chest is just the last two molecules of d3 running out and not some super cancer, that would be inconvenient
It's usually that for me because I haven't died yet
@narrow lotus holy fuck 3 of them
Take them home




