🎪bruh-fart

[heady crow]

Mfs posting about the ugrics without knowing it

[vast wren]

hello

[vast wren]

I have return

[pale ingot]

smelly ass

[heady crow]

Not sure if it "takes place" near my area or a bit to the south

[vast wren]

wart hunter

[slender rock]

@pale ingot I'll end up dual booting

Or technically

Block ms telemetry shit via like firewall

Almost worth buying a cheapy server

IDK

🤔

[heady crow]

I will dual boot you

[pale ingot]

I'll probably dual boot my shii too

[slender rock]

My rig is still in a box packed up

😮‍💨

[simple ore]

@prisma venture is this the ending ? wtf was that

[slender rock]

All this shit and pissing about time and yet no one called yet

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/weirddalle/status/1978264843376353744?t=tk6uWh0g1qZm7-suXxGzSQ&s=19

no context memes (@weirddalle)

https://t.co/ARCcB2j9A9

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 15, 2025, 1:01 AM

[slender rock]

Fucking assnuggets

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[quaint ore]

Tfw the cooler is too big for the case to close

[prisma venture]

Yup

[quaint ore]

Time to take an angle grinder and make space in the side panel

[prisma venture]

I said its gae

[simple ore]

is it even an ending

wtf was that lmao

im playing as a random soldier now

[pale ingot]

im upgrading my cpu and shit most likely today actually

been running an i7 3300k or some shit for the longest time but it stopped cutting it

[prisma venture]

Oh yeah

[prisma venture]

In continues

Just hold on

[slender rock]

Oh shit

[simple ore]

aight i'll do
this better makes sense cause that shit was not an ending

[slender rock]

I'm still running Ryzen 2600

[pale ingot]

had to go budget on the hoe i gor a i7 8700k and im keeping my gtx 1060 6gb that i already had, 32gb of ram up from 16

[slender rock]

I'm too fucking broke rn to justify buying stuff

Whereabouts are you again?

[pale ingot]

i literally only upgraded because i bought hunt showdown on sale and realized it only runs on cpus that support avx2 for some bullshit reason

romania

[slender rock]

Shit

[vast wren]

how I feel after the 30th war thunder match after I swipe on stories with my family members having social lives

[prisma venture]

Thats why i use torrents

[slender rock]

Can't download a whole motherboard

[pale ingot]

after this upgrade though im gonna dying light the beast

[slender rock]

Dork

[primal kayak]

You torrent grahpics cards and shit?

[prisma venture]

My shit pc can ran it

Try it

[pale ingot]

i would totally buy dl:tb if i werent broke right now from the pc upgrade

[slender rock]

I was gonna say if you hold on the old shit id buy from you but costs of import and shipping

[pale ingot]

maybe if theres a christmas sale ill get it legit cause i dickride techland for the last 2 games bein good

[prisma venture]

Sounds like skill issue

[slender rock]

I'll download my foot up yo ass?

Upload rather

[primal kayak]

Same

[pale ingot]

even been replaying dl2 again this week

[prisma venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/715304356593008733/1261421723509592125/attachment.gif

[pale ingot]

it is what it is

figured my psu rn is also good enough to run everything (thank god i spent extra when i upgraded)

[slender rock]

Yeah that's the most important that people skip

Psus that are both able to have headroom for upgrades and not shit parts that die

[sour carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468360366389461003/1427765721366270032/file_13459.mp4?ex=68f00df2&is=68eebc72&hm=6a560b19586e065cb436ec969eb1b0070cd1a96838ce14b825902526df8333a3&

[primal kayak]

It's rather I act -> they leave

Dear god

[vast wren]

what the fuck is this

[slender rock]

Soft core

[vast wren]

hell

holy

shit

an extroverts paradise is an introvers hell

[slender rock]

Girly on the left her tits about to bust through the shirt like the coolaid man

[primal kayak]

OH YEAH

[slender rock]

Miss please contain your mammories they will kill someone

[vast wren]

dude I swear I felt like running the fuck away

that shit activated my fight or flight through the screen

[vast wren]

fear

[storm stream]

The shooting shirt button murder

[tidal trellis]

Tf happened over there

[vast wren]

being forced to talk to someone

and being stared at

[tidal trellis]

bruhh

[slender rock]

Depends on the context here

Referring to the goth girls video or?

It's heaven for a pervert that's for sure 🤨

[vast wren]

yes

[minor cypress]

Just throw more black lipstain at her

[vast wren]

especially that

I felt fear through the screen man

[vast wren]

but I reminded myself I'm a discordian and wouldnt even get myself anywhere near a room like that

[prisma venture]

Holy moly

[primal kayak]

You're afraid of goth chicks?

[vast wren]

yes

[primal kayak]

What did goths do to you

[minor cypress]

[primal kayak]

[slender rock]

🤔

[minor cypress]

As long as they don't like hello kitty, you are safe.

[heady crow]

Ever heard of a lil thing called the fall of rome?

[placid sail]

I could only wish to be this strong, but in reality, that amount of pasta would make me explode like a hamster who's eaten some mentos and cola

[slender rock]

spams Amy Lee

Ooooonspooky

[primal kayak]

Ooo scary, hot goths ruining a society, oh no, don't ruin today's shitshow hot goths

It would be so bad

[dreamy flax]

⚖️ 2.5kg (kilograms) is equal to 5.512lb (pounds)

[slender rock]

Jesus

Fucking

What

@pale ingot oi

[frank shoal]

Found this on a bus

[tidal trellis]

oh

[primal kayak]

Good find

What does the little orange grey emblem mean

[frank shoal]

It's a hockey team

Tappara

[primal kayak]

Ah

[frank shoal]

I've been eating this diet for the last 2 months

[primal kayak]

What's that

[placid sail]

the twinks are slowly gathering in brainfart again

we must warn gondor

[frank shoal]

Works great
If you wanna lose weight then eating disorder is the way to go as long as you don't have one of those that have binge eating as a symptom anyways

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-troll-drum-orcs-minas-gif-26481416

[frank shoal]

Lost 6.5 kg last month

[vast wren]

ostrogoths, rome, 493 AD

[primal kayak]

What

[vast wren]

they sacked rome

[primal kayak]

I'm renaming myself to rome then

[vast wren]

you dont understand the context

[frank shoal]

We would have a matching theme for our usernames!!!

[placid sail]

the sons of Christ won't follow the twink diet and instead will eat this

[frank shoal]

It's not a twink diet!! I gained a lot of weight from bad antipsychotics and I just need to lose it

[vast wren]

the ostrogoths

rome

[quaint ore]

Average bodybuilder diet pre competition

[narrow lotus]

Happy bday animal @river zealot

[tidal trellis]

Thats just wrong

[quaint ore]

It's artem's bday?

[vast wren]

is that a lada, let me guess, russia?

[river zealot]

[placid sail]

weird intersection of feminine famished twinks and bronze-painted muscleheads

[frank shoal]

Isn't the woman in the pictures not the same one is it implying she bought a hooker as a birthday gift? Maybe I'm just retarded

[pale ingot]

whar

[primal kayak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046168838653362208/1159622173917454386/DcymmJG.gif

[vast wren]

good fucking lord

[slender rock]

Spaghetti or dumplings?

[vast wren]

less and less poeple are into history

[pale ingot]

never had dumplings honestly

[primal kayak]

Is she hot

[placid sail]

stella for the love of god take your meds

[slender rock]

What..

[pale ingot]

i fuck with spagetti though

[quaint ore]

Stella been playing too much total war attila

[vast wren]

makes me wonder of the day the same mistakes get repeated

[quaint ore]

They already were

[vast wren]

more mistakes get repeated

another world war

[pale ingot]

we dont eat dumplings in romania we have something else called sarmale though

[slender rock]

So... Spaghetti but it's inside the dumplings

[frank shoal]

I want to see a warband of dark haired women with black lipstick sack Rome

[vast wren]

fuck it we ball

[quaint ore]

[pale ingot]

whar

[primal kayak]

Hi I'm rome

[slender rock]

Rome being USA

Let's fucking goooooo

[vast wren]

thats crazy

[placid sail]

this whole blabla know history, don't repeat mistakes is utter BULLSCHEISSE mfs are gonna know it all repeat it all anyway

[slender rock]

Speggets dumpling

👀

[pale ingot]

incomprehensible

may god have mercy on your wretched soul

[vast wren]

and its heading in the direction of another world war yet again, fuck it we ball

[slender rock]

I'm gonna try

[quaint ore]

Cant wait to play russian roulette with 3 out of 6 rounds in the chamber

[slender rock]

If it fails it fails

[placid sail]

no it doesn't you schizo we've been over this already

[slender rock]

This is the way

[vast wren]

I just know it

just wait until it happens

just wait

[narrow lotus]

[placid sail]

stop watching nothing but news and napoleon documentaries or I'm calling your therapist

[quaint ore]

Last time my country lost 50% of its population

Gotta bump it up to 75%

[frank shoal]

We can have peace for our time if we just hand out a small part of Poland to Russia

[pale ingot]

why the spaghetti and not the sauce

[primal kayak]

Makes me wonder if we are truly intelligent or we just keep repeating the same actions like animals

[pale ingot]

i dont really know how dumplings work but cmon

[slender rock]

No both are inside

Pasta and sauce with meat

Inside the dumplings

[pale ingot]

it sounds like it might work if you get a good sauce in

[pale ingot]

idk dude

[vast wren]

humans peaked evolution when we stopped using ooga booga, now we're just going in circles

[slender rock]

It might have to be like bigger dumplings

[primal kayak]

You could say that

[slender rock]

So XXL dumplings

[vast wren]

unfortunately this is the final evolution

[slender rock]

Thicc

[quaint ore]

Trust me bro just one more concession bro trust me just one more cou try to a genocidal dictator bro trust its gon be peaceful after that bro

[eager igloo]

Fucking posted it yesterday and no one noticed

Cringo

[pale ingot]

how tight are you packing the spaghetti though

[placid sail]

mods can we lobotomize stella before her blackpilling increases suicide rates in brainfart please

[vast wren]

oh no

[pale ingot]

bz projecting..

[vast wren]

whatever will that do

[primal kayak]

Spaghetti dumplings?

[quaint ore]

I have picked to become a statistical anomaly in life

[frank shoal]

Appeasement has never been tried before

[pale ingot]

ask blurry dude idk

[slender rock]

I'm just working on the theory still

[minor cypress]

Halfway there, but why wrap pasta in pasta.

[pale ingot]

im thinking of how to successfully pull it off

[placid sail]

sorry bby girl but that's just how the cookie crumbles. russian alpha male meme peddler gets all the keks

[vast wren]

I need to stop playing war thunder, I should just continue playing HOI 4

[slender rock]

No

[quaint ore]

My fucking life goal is to become that one dot in a study which researchers dont want to see but have to include

[slender rock]

Wrong kind of dumpling

[quaint ore]

Cause fuck your sociology statistics

[frank shoal]

Well it's good to work toward any goal I guess

[pale ingot]

no matter what i think its gonna turn out real dense cause you have dumplings and then pasta inside

[slender rock]

Using the wraps used for lumpias or pot stickers

[pale ingot]

ykwim

[slender rock]

Yes

But fried

Also carbs heaven

[pale ingot]

so maybe try for like either as dense a sauce as you like or if you dont like that a light sauce

[vast wren]

I have to go yet again, The new order just finished installing and I have to set up the mod

[primal kayak]

Wolfenstein?

[slender rock]

Probably end up doing thick sauce

[frank shoal]

Pasta dumplings sound fucked up

[vast wren]

the HOI 4 mod

[frank shoal]

Pelmeni are cool though

[pale ingot]

me personally thinking about it now i the theorycrafting mindset i think a thick sauce is the play here

[slender rock]

Never know until you fuck around and find out

[quaint ore]

Try cepelinai

[slender rock]

Most definitely

[pale ingot]

light sauce is gonna feel weird

especially since the dumplings are gonna be dense as fuck

[vast wren]

the fuck do you expect, I'm into history, I have no social life and too closed off to have one

of course I play HOI 4

[primal kayak]

Wolfenstein is about history too

[pale ingot]

and youre frying them or sm

[quaint ore]

Petition to invade stellas home and force her to touch grass in carpathian mountains

[vast wren]

fixed story

[frank shoal]

I've been to Lithuania once but unfortunately I was more interested in the affordable alcohol

[quaint ore]

Not surprised at all

[vast wren]

hoi4 tno you give the orders and not be given orders

[placid sail]

the beginning of a new scientific testing category called "double blind test, Lithuanians excluded"

[primal kayak]

Yeah, like how are you going to change what happened in 1962 september 25

[pale ingot]

anyway thats my opinion on your frankly dubious and uncommon spaghetti dumpling idea good luck ig @slender rock

[primal kayak]

Wolfenstein is like real life

[quaint ore]

Western guys always act like kids in a candy store whenever they go to a grocery store here cause there is so much fucking booze.

[frank shoal]

We drove from Estonia to Latvia to Lithuania and got wasted in every country
I know Baltics make fun of Latvia but their booze was cheapest

[slender rock]

Idk it was one of those what if thoughts

[quaint ore]

Latvians are chill

[vast wren]

I touch grass yes, the one in the backyard, the grass beyond the walls?

[quaint ore]

Estonians are the weird kid

[vast wren]

outside? no

[slender rock]

Maybe dumpling filled with ham and chee

[frank shoal]

Wannabe Nordics

[minor cypress]

No, the grass beyond the moat

[vast wren]

then no

[pale ingot]

im saying its weird but it might be good like some people say pineapple pizza is good (never had it myself)

[vast wren]

I wont do that

I'm not gonna go outside without a reason

[minor cypress]

Pineapple pizza with pepperoni and bacon is peak

Dont tell the italians

[slender rock]

With pineapple on pizza is accompanied with salty ham and tomato sauce base

It kinda works because sweet and salty

[primal kayak]

Have a legion or whatever in hoi4, name them Stella, and order them to go touch greenland

[frank shoal]

The national liquor monopoly here is called "alko" and the Estonians have a store chain called "super alko" and the first location is literally less than 100 metres from the port you arrive at

[slender rock]

With pepperoni

Spicy, salty and sweet

[vast wren]

no

[primal kayak]

Okay

[minor cypress]

Exactly, scientifically balanced pizza

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/xefvel/status/1978336018907472329

xefvel (@xefvel)

support cards not training in their specialty feels like this

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 15, 2025, 5:43 AM

[frank shoal]

Not exaggerating

[frank shoal]

I hate her and want her to overdose

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/i-used-to-pray-for-times-like-this-i-used-to-pray-meek-mill-dreams-and-nightmares-dreams-and-nightmares-michael-jordan-gif-4600240804856944817

[tidal trellis]

Bit dark don't u fink

[heady crow]

I love superalko

[minor cypress]

Its like the costco of booze

[tidal trellis]

To want someone to overdose

[pale ingot]

bit dark dont u twink

[heady crow]

If nobody got le i know superalko has my back

[pale ingot]

holy shit alcoholic heaven

[storm stream]

the real trickle-down economy is people going across the border to poorer countries to buy alcohol

[minor cypress]

Glorious wholesale pallets.

[quaint ore]

Finns go there to buy a shitton of booze for cheap

[frank shoal]

Mama Murphy is incredibly annoying with a boring overdone trope and everyone else forces you to care about her anyways and everyone else is also somehow so fucking dense that they don't see her literally predict the future word for word and I hate that quest so much

[heady crow]

The Cruise there is cheaper than a train to another city here so

[frank shoal]

I save up jet just so I can give it to her

[river zealot]

Oh but this time we will get it right

[primal kayak]

[tidal trellis]

Ohhh

Then again I haven't played the game ur talking about so what do I know

[frank shoal]

There's also a legal loophole to bringing shittons of alcohol back without paying taxes by claiming it's for a wedding
So every time someone gets married it means all their friends rent a van for an Estonia trip

[pale ingot]

mega based

super alko pilgrimage

[minor cypress]

That sounds fun as fuck

[heady crow]

Gonna be real when we were coming back from our roadtrip to europe we didnt declare the car full of alcohol that we bought from czechia

[quaint ore]

We just go to suwałki to buy groceries for cheap

[heady crow]

Not sure if we should have but eh

[frank shoal]

Too bad it's a dying tradition because dating here sucks and I'm probably never getting married 😔

[quaint ore]

The place has so many Lithuanians the local cuisine is just Lithuanian kitchen with some polish flavor

[quaint ore]

Join finnish jägers

Take the reccee pill

[frank shoal]

I was in a jäger company actually

[tame halo]

CUZ I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY

[frank shoal]

A great misfortune because their regimen was hard

[pale ingot]

reportung to the finish autority. this guy smuggling alkihol

[heady crow]

Were you up north or Säkylä or something?

[frank shoal]

Säkylä yeah

[heady crow]

1 or 2jk? :D

[frank shoal]

Are you going to figure out who I am? 😨

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-gif-3415810009431604905

Yeah im triangulating your position rn

[quaint ore]

Brüno knows what paramilitary i was in lol

[tame halo]

femboy

[placid sail]

@river zealot в честь своего дня рождения, ты получаешь в подарок свой любимый политический слоп

[quaint ore]

Anyways got a lessom be back in 45 mins

[heady crow]

But i was in kainuu/parola so i know nobidy down there

[river zealot]

That's a very thoughtful gift

Thank you

[frank shoal]

I would be if I hadn't been cursed with ample amounts of testosterone

At least I'm not balding

[tame halo]

same

[frank shoal]

My hair is so long it reaches my butt

[pale ingot]

whoops! male pattern baldness TOMORROW

[placid sail]

that finnish streamer guy wearing a dress and saying "what did you expect" was onto something

[heady crow]

Its time to take the pill

[placid sail]

there's like only two finnish people here and both are extremely fruity

[tame halo]

my goal tbh
only reaches about to my thoracic spine

[heady crow]

Velkuz?

[placid sail]

maybe I dunno

[frank shoal]

Mine is technically even longer since it's curly

I could be like that one princess that escapes a tower with her hair as a rope if I straightened it

[tame halo]

https://tenor.com/view/rapunzel-tangled-brushing-hair-gif-17082976991477226587

[frank shoal]

Other than being an ugly man

But basically the same

When you ignore the most critical details

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/buttery-gif-13136996969563792504

[tame halo]

I wish I wasn't so tall already
chunky heels with jeans just look so rad but adding even more on top of my height of 2 meters is impractical

[frank shoal]

I'm unfortunately very short for a Finnish person

[heady crow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/dB22ifYrDzY?si=2Uyx05N6q2wrGmDw

[frank shoal]

Well the liars in academia and the mass media say that 176cm is perfectly average

[placid sail]

yes that one thank you

[tame halo]

I mean it kinda is

[frank shoal]

But literally every other man I know is at least 185

[storm stream]

tanker

[frank shoal]

My little brother is 194cm 😭 😭 😭

[tame halo]

[frank shoal]

My little sister is the same height as me

[tame halo]

I'm almost the same exact height as my brother, father and grandfather

[placid sail]

finnish horror game "twinkerman"

[frank shoal]

My little brother is anomalous because I'm taller than my mom and dad already
Maybe it's because he drank comical amounts of milk as a kid

[pale ingot]

my condolences. Twink it a lil

[heady crow]

, im 184cm and its rare someone is taller than me. Usually like one or two in a room of 25

[tame halo]

yeah I drank a shit ton of milk too
still do
easy 1 liter a day sometimes

maybe I overdid it tho

[frank shoal]

I literally don't know a single person that isn't noticeably taller than me

[fossil swan]

hello

[frank shoal]

Maybe it's different in the east

[tame halo]

same tbh

I rarely see guys above 180

[fossil swan]

arent you like

6 foot 6 or smth

[heady crow]

Yeah might be the swedish ubermench genes there

[fossil swan]

around that

[tame halo]

yeah something like that

[placid sail]

it's okay bruno, it's more appropriate for femboys to be on the shorter side, you stay winning

[heady crow]

We stay winning

[frank shoal]

It's unlikely since everyone in Vaasa is actually indian...
But when I lived in Satakunta everyone in my class and friend circle was taller

[fossil swan]

ur not gonna see any taller ppl for ages

[placid sail]

imperial metric has been a disaster for the human race

[tame halo]

I meet one like once a year

[frank shoal]

That fraction is absurd

[wooden harbor]

for those weirdos that require a precise answer XD

[fossil swan]

scientits

scientists

[wooden harbor]

i think the first one is better

[tame halo]

I usually just say I'm 6'6
cuz you know
if I say 6'7
67

[fossil swan]

do not mention that retarded 67 thing again

for the love of god

[heady crow]

Who is that guy, he seems like he is somebody

[heady crow]

67?

[minor cypress]

Steve1989MREinfo

[heady crow]

Oh

American guntuberslop?

[wooden harbor]

no

[tame halo]

the guy eating 150 year old hardtack

[frank shoal]

I hate this city so much
Before I had nothing against immigrants and such or at least not like strong preconceived notions about them but now I have the most violently racist intrusive thoughts every time I see a person darker than sheet of paper

[minor cypress]

Nah, he does mre reviews and eats stuff

[wooden harbor]

hes all about eating MREs, new, old, ancient

[heady crow]

Oh nice

[tame halo]

no, that's Demolition Ranch and Kentucky Ballistics

[frank shoal]

Steve just eats

[minor cypress]

[frank shoal]

And calls literally everything nice

[pale ingot]

racism invading him

[primal rapids]

Is 1989 the last time he had normal bowel movements then if he’s eating MRE’s that often?

[wooden harbor]

RIP demo ranch

[heady crow]

Its the finnish in you, yeah idk i though joensuu would be like skinhead heaven but i ended up with a turk and a viet for roommates. Hopefully you make it out of there someday 🙏

[minor cypress]

RIP SovietRussia

[tame halo]

he introduced me into the gun culture ngl but his content was prime slop

[wooden harbor]

just dudes blowing up shit with guns for fun. what's to hate?

[minor cypress]

Fps russia. Fuck i had a stroke

[narrow sorrel]

Literally the worst soviet republic

[minor cypress]

[frank shoal]

All the hardcore racist skinhead types seem to live in Lapland for some reason
There's no way they've ever even seen an immigrant in their lives when even natives don't want to live there

[placid sail]

it's funny how he ate some century old fossilized piece of shit mre and was fine, and then he ate some more modern one and got a serious illness

[narrow lotus]

!flop

[minor cypress]

I meant fpsrussia, idk why my brain died for a moment

[pale ingot]

This server is a prison

p!gae

[narrow sorrel]

natives as in saami or "finns"?

[wooden harbor]

as always, have nice day

[placid sail]

the biggest flop fan caught red-handed

[pale ingot]

p!banana4

[foggy mantle]

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[pale ingot]

less goo

[frank shoal]

As in Finns
The saami I know don't seem that racist

[heady crow]

, i served partly in kajaani and the general populace there is way different than in central finland. And the place isnt even that far up north

[fossil swan]

!flop

who the fuck

removed it

[tame halo]

every video is the same
shoot X with Y
not saying it's inherently evil or some shit but it gets old fast

KB gets kind of a pass for his skits though

[pale ingot]

they removed p!gae too its literally 1984

[minor cypress]

Truth nuke, his shit gets annoying so fast

[fossil swan]

desperate times call for desperate measures

@tidal trellis

hello twink

[frank shoal]

In Satakunta I did see soldiers of Odin from time to time too
But they seemed to be considered clowns for the most part

[pale ingot]

@tidal trellis twink up

[tame halo]

!flop

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/trvthnvke-truth-nuke-truth-nuke-soyjakparty-gif-4864347364955876086

[tame halo]

[minor cypress]

At least we still have forgotten weapons

[tame halo]

yeah he never disappoints

honest outlaw is also good

[wooden harbor]

gun jesus my beloved...

[minor cypress]

I could binge his videos for hours

[tame halo]

and Garand Thumb is basically DemoRanch but better in every single way

[minor cypress]

Eventually it turns into a guessing game on how things work before he goes into detail

[tame halo]

cuz he actually tells you something about the gun etc.

[wooden harbor]

yeah i can agree with this lol

[tidal trellis]

That'd not a thing!!! Go away!!

Flop is doing important things!!!!

[tame halo]

painting your nails?
understandable

[frank shoal]

I may be the weird one but every time a guntuber shows up in my feed I block the channel
Nothing against firearms or anything though I used to have them before I lost them due to psychiatric reasons...

[minor cypress]

I like the cohost/assistants he has more than garand thumb himself

[tidal trellis]

no but, neat idea

[wooden harbor]

yeh ur definitely the weird one

[tidal trellis]

Black is a nice color for them

[tame halo]

you ever tried it?

[heady crow]

Granted finns have a different viewpoint on guns than avg americans

[narrow sorrel]

oh good, @heady crow is here,
Why the FUCK do kaupunkijääkäri exist?! Specifically for fighting in helsinki?!

[tidal trellis]

I wouldn't be allowed to but seems cool

[tame halo]

oh

[placid sail]

the doors of flop's closet are twenty meters high and a meter thick, yet they start to slowly open!

[tidal trellis]

Oh come on!! They look cool!

There's nothing wrong about them!!!

Also, there is no closet!!

[heady crow]

Byeah, most of our brigades exist in fuck knows where so urban fighting isnt taught apart from like 2-3 weeks for more intensive companies (readiness units and so on) so the normal half year conscript jaeger doesent get taught urban fighting

[tame halo]

painted nails just look fire no matter your sex/gender
especially black, they just look good with absolutely anything

[placid sail]

so where do you keep your clothes and suppressed homosexual desires then?

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/mehimhersweep-max-landis-uptomyknees-gif-26187912

[tidal trellis]

Don't do semantics with me busy, you know what I mean!!!

[river zealot]

fuck urban fighting, we are motti tacticing them into oblivion

[wooden harbor]

if u were actually busy u would turn off discord

[tidal trellis]

What is that

[minor cypress]

You getting smacked by the allegations

[tidal trellis]

Guh?

[narrow sorrel]

unfortunately somebody has to make sure helsinki doesn't get eurotrucked

[tidal trellis]

Looks that what all they are, allegations, falsehoods

[slender rock]

This is too intelligent of a task for him

[tidal trellis]

They mean nothing

[minor cypress]

Next he will tell us the platform boots are just good for reaching things on high shelves

[placid sail]

just remember flop, don't do it all open like and straight into everyone's face, like westerners do. both your parents and supposed pakistani you live with will stone your malnourished ass and drop it in the desert

[slender rock]

!flop weak small little twinkly boy

[storm stream]

@tidal trellis Turn off Discord

[tame halo]

well are they not

[placid sail]

keep it lowkey and with your gae boy half life friends

[tidal trellis]

I don't know what you're talking about Mr

[placid sail]

the three kilometers long staircase to flop's self-acceptance

[wooden harbor]

maybe a rock to the face would wake flop up from his delusions lol

[pseudo robin]

@tidal trellis stop sitting on discord and attend to your husband

[storm stream]

@tidal trellis Turn off Discord

[tidal trellis]

I don't have one!! I'm straight!!! smh

[storm stream]

@tidal trellis Turn off Discord

[minor cypress]

Sissiflop sure does love his boulder

[tidal trellis]

I do not answer to you Mr

[narrow sorrel]

When I worked as a university bus driver some of my coworkers were too short to reach the pedals of some buses, so we joked about strapping wood blocks to their shoes

[storm stream]

@tidal trellis Turn off Discord

[tidal trellis]

Nahh you do not have the authority

[narrow sorrel]

however! Wouldn't Flop needing platforms support the twink allegations?

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus we are eating tood tonight

[minor cypress]

Better boots than heels

[river zealot]

Ordered 2 pizzas and w calzone

[storm stream]

@tidal trellis Turn off Discord

[slender rock]

@tidal trellis

[narrow sorrel]

boot heels

[tidal trellis]

This Mr is a broken record

[placid sail]

one must imagine flop happy, screaming "I'm not gae! I do not want to wear dresses!! I'm straight!!! "

[frank shoal]

Well I do understand the second amendment mindset and I don't have anything against it
I kinda like it even...

I just feel like every gun does the same thing and I just can't be interested in watching some dude shoot at a wall with increasing calibers for the 200th time as if the end result really matters or watch some guy explain the operating principle of some gun from Kazakhstan with a total of 5 copies made

You just have to have a specific type of autism to be into it and there's nothing wrong with that

I watch hundreds videos about planes and I don't imagine anyone else really cares about them

[slender rock]

It was mainly made for when Ice pulls up into your place of residence because you have a funny last name

[narrow sorrel]

I watched a certain youtuber discuss soviet aviation incidents

[tame halo]

I just think they're neat
also, boots usually have higher heels

[pale ingot]

the planefucker community:

[storm stream]

Paper Skies?

[wooden harbor]

every gun does the same thing, just like how every plane does the same thing. move stuff around. different tisms for different autists

[frank shoal]

Paper skies is poorly researched slop

[narrow sorrel]

Is it?

[placid sail]

it still puzzles me how your village is supposedly half-destroyed, half-deserted, yet you still manage to get food deliveries and shit, but then again, I can easily imagine some ruins of a russian city that barely sustain any life, with a brand new and squeaky clean "красное и белое" store in it

[storm stream]

how tf would you know?

[slender rock]

The distance of plane fuckers isn't far from monster fuckers

[minor cypress]

Thats why i prefer the mechanics breakdown of stuff or content that answers questions i dont know. Everything else feels like slop

[minor cypress]

Or dragonsfuckingcars

[pale ingot]

yeah but a gun can shoot many bullets at once or many bullets one after another really fast and a plane can go brrt or it can legalize nuclear bombs

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1105948808388550749/1392590826378367047/GvVRFI8XUAA4Ust.gif

[frank shoal]

He lists his "sources" in the description and they're virtually always anecdotal and secondary sources with no primary source evidence

[tame halo]

I mean...
it's not terrible but he cannot shut the fuck up about "LE RUSSIA BAD!!!!!"
it wasn't that bad a few years ago but every single video he made in the last two years is basically 40% actual info about the plane etc. and 60% "DID YOU KNOW THAT RUSSIA DID A BAD THING TO THE COUNTRY NEXT TO IT"
like, we get it, shut the fuck up

[slender rock]

That poor Honda being railroaded

[pale ingot]

how did the dragoncarfucker community appear

[narrow sorrel]

I mean, there's trying to figure out the secrets of ciws

Which is more of a fire control system thing tho

[heady crow]

Yeah exactly and having mandatory service + most of our gun culture being hunting makes them more tools than anything else. Im the same with knives, it seems genuenly crazy to collect knives becase theyre cool or that one has a blood groove when a 10 euro mora is way more good than enough for anything

Idk its like collecting shovels

[wooden harbor]

collectors are a strange breed

[narrow sorrel]

...do finns collect shovels too?

a different one for snow, dirt, mud,

[wooden harbor]

also 'blood groove' LOL

[heady crow]

Well some are for digging, some are for transporting loose material, some are for snow

[slender rock]

Bruno, serious question

Homelessness population in Finland

[narrow sorrel]

is a hoe a shovel or a pick

[slender rock]

And mental health tied to that

[narrow sorrel]

dead I heard there was a drug problem in some places tho.

[tame halo]

everyone who does gardening etc. has different shovels but only one of each
yknow, just like most people who have multiple guns have just one 9mm, one shotgun etc.

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-guy-no-idea-idk-i-dont-know-gif-17334669

I dont live in the capital

[eager igloo]

A pick

[slender rock]

That alone is an issue anywhere of a significant population

[wooden harbor]

square shovel for moving loose material, pointed shovel for digging

[slender rock]

😮‍💨 in general?

[minor cypress]

Peobably a shitty joke run rampant and beat to death

[narrow sorrel]

Are there still mysterious hermits in the finnish woods?

inb4 Prime

[heady crow]

Never seen one, its pretty easy to get government assistance and a apartment that way and fake job applictions to keep up the gig anyways

[wooden harbor]

here in the USA we have mysterious hermits in the desert (cooking meth)

[narrow lotus]

Random gamer that has no clue how it works

Ughhh yeah the Typhoon defeated the F 35 in the 2019 training sim nerd emoji

[placid sail]

it's pretty damn hard surviving a winter being a hobo

[slender rock]

Here you have the programs if you qualify and if you can jump through the hurdles

[narrow sorrel]

I'm pretty sure we have those in the appalachia too

[slender rock]

And if the programs are funded both by loans of private investment or federal

[placid sail]

you either migrate to somewhere warm, hide in some unchecked warm space or well, you become a spring surprise after the snow melts off

[wooden harbor]

yep it's why i always would see a hobo migration into florida every winter. they should show up in force near the beach areas

[narrow sorrel]

J-20 vs. f-35 in recent indo-pakistan skirmish

[minor cypress]

Dont forget the leatherskinned homeless variants of Arizona. They beat most tiers of homeless through sheer will

[slender rock]

Mental health is dealt with differently up there in Finland than it is here

[narrow sorrel]

Where is here

piwoland or murrica

[placid sail]

so I would assume finnish hobos are few and on that bruno grind of living alone in some hut in the middle of the dark forest and snacking on squirrels, roadkills and naive european hikers

[slender rock]

Merica

[minor cypress]

You really want to mess with anyone walking barefoot on asphalt in 46C+ weather?

[narrow sorrel]

dont remind me

[slender rock]

Get the fuck out of my walls!

[wooden harbor]

u dont fuck with a man whose skin looks tougher than the leather jacket ur wearing

[frank shoal]

There's still entertainment value 🙂
But I take everything he says with a bucketload of salt
It's obvious he has a real hate boner for the Soviet union and I can't judge him for disliking a country I haven't lived in (although my mom visited multiple times!!!) but it seeps into the assessments he makes of performance characteristics, operational history, etc which should be objective facts
Oftentimes the sources he uses aren't actual works of history or even first hand accounts but recount anecdotal information without themselves offering any citation or sources
Like the one I remember most clearly right now is the one he made about Soviet guided weapons where the source was a book that was presented as a first hand account but in reality was written by a person completely uninvolved in the actual programs in question recounting hearsay

[minor cypress]

Catposters in shambles

[narrow lotus]

Holy yap

[narrow lotus]

This isnt tarkov copy pasta

[placid sail]

hobo leather armor would go hard

[frank shoal]

I like planes!

[heady crow]

Post goon

[slender rock]

Can we condense this

[narrow lotus]

Dont have any, i post beautiful shapes that happen to be women, not goon

You guys goon, i admire

We are not the same

[wooden harbor]

lol brainrot pppl be like 'oh no more than 20 words in a row. my brain, it's melting!

[heady crow]

"Its called hentai and its art" ass message

[frank shoal]

It's just a few sentences... would you prefer it with some subway surfers gameplay?

[placid sail]

bullshit flows through him like a clean spring water

[slender rock]

It's the formatting on this app that makes it painful

[frank shoal]

It's also my poor punctuation and being ESL

[narrow sorrel]

I'm pretty sure >70% of this server is esl

[slender rock]

I get that but they really fucked up on this update

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/read-gif-25879491

suffer, american

these are letters

[slender rock]

Bitch I need MLA formatting

[narrow sorrel]

busy do you still read russian cursive

[placid sail]

like

[narrow sorrel]

bitch I need IEEE formatting (it sucks ass)

[wooden harbor]

mfer gonna bust out the MLA handbook on strangers on the internet XD

[slender rock]

aaaaaaa

[placid sail]

am I able to read it or do you mean how often I do it?

[slender rock]

Kek

[narrow sorrel]

do you still have to do it lol

[frank shoal]

My Russian friend sends me letters in cursive and it's nearly impossible to comprehend

[narrow sorrel]

in english?

[frank shoal]

Well used to send I don't talk to him anymore because he turned into a total z fanatic

[frank shoal]

In Russian

[placid sail]

I can read it, but rarely have to because thankfully the digital age has reached us too

[heady crow]

@placid sail why do you never send me letters?

[slender rock]

Bz is a big meanie

That's why

[narrow sorrel]

goofy ass 2 column format

[placid sail]

because you're a slut and has already on numerous occasions betrayed the promise of our trench romance for a quick swing with someone else here

[heady crow]

Also how were you made aware of kaupunkijääkärit

[slender rock]

It's not that goofy

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/infokomposter-kick-walk-sad-gif-13748885736501501867

[narrow sorrel]

the funni wojak finnish conscript video on youtube

[frank shoal]

Yes Helsinki is the only city in Finland..

[slender rock]

Fuck the Chicago type

God

[heady crow]

Oh yeah those ones

[minor cypress]

He's fun to watch, but super biased against the USSR and often uses sketchy, uncited sources.

[narrow sorrel]

As someone who was born in beijing, there are no cities in finland

[frank shoal]

Well ours aren't as big but at least none of them are ghost towns

[narrow sorrel]

ghost CITIES

[minor cypress]

Nah if i can handle it with meds worn off, the rest of the server is fucked

[narrow sorrel]

And they're filling up. It's infrastructure first planning I swear

[frank shoal]

Do you still live in the mainland?

[narrow sorrel]

I suffer in georgia usa

[frank shoal]

I just had to say something I think China's urbanization is actually cool 🙃

[primal rapids]

What part? The part where it’s made of styrofoam and glue?

[minor cypress]

My fav part of being around ESL peeps is catching all the creative wording for things

[placid sail]

blur can no longer comprehend any media that is longer than 7 sentences and doesn't have a lot of punctuation!!!! and UNESSESARY CAPSLOCK for added drama, not to mention it must have some sort of video or a picture in it

[frank shoal]

I take it you're not there as an exchange student because who would go to Georgia?!

[placid sail]

fully instagrampilled

[tame halo]

bro's farming social credits before the global Chinese takeover

[primal rapids]

That’s not very bing chiling of you

[narrow sorrel]

look at this toilet I saw 2 years ago tho

[coarse bear]

I've been informed without my consent that 3kliksphilip runs a fart fetish channel on YouTube, Fart Master
They compared the living rooms shown in the videos.

[minor cypress]

Meanwhile i lose my shit if there isnt any spacing or puncuation seriously read look at this fucking travesty of a sentance im losing my mind over here text to speech input was a manmade horror that shouldnt have ever been made by the way did you know that flop is a twink but dont tell him that because he stopped reading this ten words in

[river zealot]

Its a 100k city, they do bomb it every day multiple times, but its a bit ass city

[narrow sorrel]

no I actually immigrated when I was 2 because my mommy got an h1b

[slender rock]

Jesus Christ, no I do not. Fuck outthere

[heady crow]

Why arent you doing the same?

[placid sail]

ah so it's not just a village

[river zealot]

Medium sized city?

[placid sail]

I feel called out for occasionally being too lazy to put proper punctuation in

[placid sail]

a town, I'd say

[slender rock]

100k?

[coarse bear]

Посёлок городского типа или город посёлкого типа

[slender rock]

City

[placid sail]

казах фембойского типа

[frank shoal]

Those videos actually often originate from Taiwan too!! You can tell because they don't write simplified chinese!!
Not that they don't exist in a country as corrupt as China which has severe problems with real estate in general but they do build real cities too... I mean the level of urban devastation would be ridiculous if China actually built their cities to the standards of the most corrupt corporations in the country

[tame halo]

too busy rethinking my fashion sense after I finally got into an environment that doesn't determine your worth as a person based on "fashion" standards nobody actually likes

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/no-country-for-old-men-anton-chigurh-call-it-coin-toss-gif-17673737021903534697

[placid sail]

или фембой казахского типа

[slender rock]

A small town is like 2k

Maybe 6

🤔

[tame halo]

also I double shilled China last week so I'm set for this week as well

[slender rock]

10 even?

[placid sail]

I live in a city with 13 million goblins in it so it's hard for me to consider 100k a city

https://tenor.com/view/judgemental-aristocrat-volturi-gif-23598881

[slender rock]

Hmm

[frank shoal]

I only learned that calzones are real last year when I saw them in Lidl
I seriously went my entire life thinking they're a joke food from Seinfeld because it's such a ridiculous concept

[heady crow]

Yeah searching It up brings a 2kliksphilip video which includes the titular fart master

Idk if i should be suprised

[placid sail]

it's... a pizza that's been folded over before cooking

what's so ridiculous about it

[frank shoal]

That's exactly what's so ridiculous about it

[minor cypress]

Ah, Stalker GAMMA, the cursed chalice of modpacks, the Dark Souls of immersive survival shooters where dreams go to rot and your frame rate goes to single digits the moment you breathe near Rostok, where every bush might house a bandit with laser eyes, every anomaly is a lesson in regret, and every NPC has the aim of an Olympic sniper with nothing to lose. You think you're ready, right? You installed Mod Organizer 2, downloaded Anomaly, then stacked 150 mods like a Jenga tower built on quicksand, praying to the Zone gods it boots without crashing because if you forgot to install Patch Fix Redux Overhaul Hotfix 2.6b.1, guess what? CTD. Instant. No warning. Just darkness. But fine, it loads, somehow, and you're dropped in with a half-broken PM pistol, a knife that's more rust than metal, three rubles, and the haunting sound of dogs in the distance, and you think, I got this, but no, you don’t, because the Zone isn’t here for your hero arc it’s here to grind you into irradiated paste while you bleed out behind a bush during a thunderstorm, trying to reload while your character wheezes from hunger and PTSD. Every bullet is a luxury. Every artifact is a death sentence wrapped in static. You trade mutant parts for ammo, barter your soul for a medkit, and sleep in a wet sleeping bag in a ratinfested cellar while Bandits party overhead. But you keep going. You suffer through broken quests, 40-minute firefights for a stash with a single can of tuna, and friendly NPCs who die the moment you look away. And when you finally get gear, finally feel strong? A blowout hits. The sky screams. Your game crashes. You reload to find your save corrupted and your last backup was during the tutorial. But still,
you keep going. Because GAMMA isn’t a game—it’s an affliction, a pilgrimage, a test of willpower and sanity, and as your hands shake from exhaustion and your screen turns red from blood loss, you whisper, just one more run because deep down, you know: the Zone owns you now.

[placid sail]

[narrow sorrel]

two thousand licks philip?

[primal rapids]

It’s a waste of a perfectly good pizza is what it is

[heady crow]

Im not reading allat

[heady crow]

Byeah

[placid sail]

blur has just passed out

call his milf, stat

[narrow sorrel]

I cant find that april fools video still

[river zealot]

@coarse bear

[fluid epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748941600813744169/1427881201947119657/N2aS9iP28ZD5_d7D.mp4?ex=68f0797f&is=68ef27ff&hm=a2b8f45e7e9ecd1839cb3964b2637d2a64eaba257ddf393f910855fb1348db1d&

[river zealot]

@coarse bear @placid sail @naive bison

[tame halo]

comparison to Dark Souls in the first sentence
yeah it's 10000000% AI

[coarse bear]

"You cannot kill me in a way that matters" mfs when I pull out the frying pan and vegetable oil

[minor cypress]

Duh. The em dash gives it away

[slender rock]

@placid sail I'm still here...

[placid sail]

you cheapskate mf

[wooden harbor]

note to self- learn to use em dashes

[frank shoal]

Someone goes through the effort of creating a beautiful aesthetically pleasing geometrically perfect pizza just to fold it and turn it from art into greasy slop
I mean it's basically a hot pocket and no self respecting restaurant would serve you microwaved hot pockets

[tame halo]

someone from my uni got expelled because of a dash he couldn't actually explain
dumbass didn't even read the thing before turning it in

[placid sail]

you didn't read the text at all did you mister blurston

[narrow sorrel]

They're baked hot pockets

[frank shoal]

They're a joke food from Seinfeld

[narrow sorrel]

I've ordered a calzone from a restaurant before

[minor cypress]

The shit i could have gotten away with at the start of the ai plagiarism era

[placid sail]

a hot pocket is an inbred degenerate offspring of calzone, not the other way around

[slender rock]

I did

[placid sail]

calzone is based and tasty

[narrow sorrel]

Many times actually but not in over 10 years

[wooden harbor]

but imagine a hot pocket made with quality ingredients and cooked with care? sounds pretty good to me

[slender rock]

Wtf I am not flop you headass

[frank shoal]

If you want to eat food folded in itself you eat dumplings

[tame halo]

yeah I remember those days

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-doakes-squint-stare-suspicious-gif-14432154109786838518

[narrow sorrel]

the grease pools to the back when you pick it up

[wooden harbor]

well yeah the grease is a major issue with the form factor...

[placid sail]

believe it or not, I love dumplings

[wooden harbor]

containing all that grease leads to leaks

[tame halo]

no "make it shorter", "make it look more natural" etc.
just copy paste without even looking at it and you got an A+

[tame halo]

even a pat on the back for the best essay in class

[frank shoal]

Another thing that made me think it's a joke that Seinfeld came up with is the name
I mean calzone?!?!
I thought it meant calorie zone....

[placid sail]

a gif of a feminine character reacting with powerless sass...

almost like omori...

[slender rock]

I'ma touch you bz

[narrow sorrel]

central asian cuisine will never recover from this

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-bar-gif-4298875606784040546

[slender rock]

Bruh

[frank shoal]

What does calzone even actually mean??

[primal rapids]

Pierogi is the final, perfect form of dumplings

[placid sail]

somewhere right now Falco is suffering from a heartache and doesn't know it's caused by this blatant disrespect and ignorance of Italian cuisine

[tame halo]

what cuisine

[wooden harbor]

actually it's just heartburn

[narrow sorrel]

according to wikitionary... pants

or socks

[placid sail]

well yes but still

[frank shoal]

So even the real food is a practical joke by Italians

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356765177298817105/1427737997138464861/funkymonkememez_e717f8f509934a3188fa42a13d832ac4.mp4?ex=68eff420&is=68eea2a0&hm=f343dbe753029cb2451014afed26193e28a89b25a0a141174e0eee4c23241b59&

[wooden harbor]

im sure italians would shit on everything we eat in the USA that is italisn inspired

[placid sail]

pineapple on pizza done properly is great and anyone else blindly denying that without trying is a fool

[minor cypress]

Grok remove unneeded punctuation

[slender rock]

Like an Hawaiian pizza is basically it

[narrow sorrel]

does korean sweet potato pizza exist in russia?

[placid sail]

not really

[narrow sorrel]

or korean fried chicken

[tame halo]

I think most natives are fine with variations of their cuisine's traditional food as long as the makers of said food don't market it as traditional or authentic
which sadly happens a lot

[placid sail]

the friend chicken situation in general is catastrophic here

[frank shoal]

Italians seething over pineapple on pizza is so weird because they will wrap ham on fruit and then go "spectaccolo!!1!" as if it doesn't have the exact same appeal as pineapple on pizza

[placid sail]

it's either gonna be expensive as fuck, or it's gonna be shitty

[minor cypress]

Stares in cajun/creole food

[placid sail]

I crave fried chicken and I suffer

[wooden harbor]

fried chicken is a sin and i am a sinner

[placid sail]

I think Falco for one is chill with pineapple pizza

[narrow sorrel]

there are people on this server that have never had raw oysters

[minor cypress]

Finally got to try it, holy fuck the korean fried chicken game goes hard

[narrow sorrel]

[wooden harbor]

cooked oyster felt like eating a little piece of rubber

[frank shoal]

I haven't and never will neither raw or cooked because crustaceans and other sea critters creep me out

[minor cypress]

Somehow extra crispy, coated in sauce, juicy af

[minor cypress]

So establish human dominance and eat them

[placid sail]

you're killing me tony

[narrow sorrel]

muscovites cannot enjoy raw oysters without serious supply chain efforts

[wooden harbor]

i still havent had korean fried chicken

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/rkitchencels/status/1978217761244340620

kitchencels (@rkitchencels)

https://t.co/fQ8eY3W5ac

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 14, 2025, 9:54 PM

[placid sail]

oh that shit I don't care about

[minor cypress]

Badabing

[placid sail]

you can keep your high cuisine to yourself

[narrow sorrel]

actually no one really can without

[slender rock]

Dancing to the sounds of suffering lack of fried chicken

[frank shoal]

What in the world is this food meant to be? Did he even try? Is it bad on purpose?

[placid sail]

just give me fried chimcken

[frank shoal]

Is the food just a consequence of the sad state of his life?

[slender rock]

It's right here homie

[wooden harbor]

this is some form of torture

[narrow sorrel]

for some reason there's a whole genre of incelposting with food

[placid sail]

I've been to a fancy french restaurant last weekend and some people tried to feed me snails and I was thrashing and screaming

[frank shoal]

I don't want to eat critters

[minor cypress]

Looks like a brownie with nuts

[minor cypress]

Snails are pretty mid. Not worth the effort or taste.

[narrow sorrel]

tbh I'd be worried about snails in a restaurant in moscow

[frank shoal]

How do you make brownies so unphotogenic? He infected the brownies with his incel genes...

[narrow sorrel]

but I have had snails before

(they were p good)

[fossil swan]

romania

@narrow lotus @pale ingot trag de usa de la autobuz un pic

mai sa cada pe mine

[narrow sorrel]

does cartman only est the breading? 💀

[fossil swan]

prinsa cu un surub

[slender rock]

Yes

[fossil swan]

se misca placa

frumos

[frank shoal]

Fumos

https://tenor.com/view/rumia-rumia-fumo-fumo-fumofumo-touhou-gif-23980557

[pale ingot]

wtf

[fossil swan]

da

mai lipsea si tot cauciucu

de la margine

[slender rock]

Por que?

[narrow sorrel]

romanian hours

[pale ingot]

bucuresti boss

[fossil swan]

ba da in asa hal nu am mai vazut

[frank shoal]

@narrow sorrel did your parents teach Chinese to you?

[placid sail]

he's jumpscaring other romanians with photos from his job (working is a taboo in romania)

[narrow sorrel]

It's not good enough and literacy is a problem

[pale ingot]

gang is in a bus and the door is missing almost every screw holding it in place and all the rubber that used to be in the bus is gone

[fossil swan]

my job is collecting copper wires

[narrow sorrel]

are the tires still there?

[frank shoal]

When I was unemployed for a year I got so bored I started to go insane so I started to learn Chinese

[fossil swan]

in, not outside too

[slender rock]

My god man

[pale ingot]

it probably runs on big stone wheels like its flintstones

[narrow sorrel]

is the wheel well still there?

or are they visible from inside the bus

[pale ingot]

its called a shoe shining apparatus

[pale ingot]

you just rub your shoe a lil while its moving

[frank shoal]

I'm just preparing for the Chinese century

[narrow sorrel]

I've only taken lessons for native speaking diaspora
I have no idea what the Chinese learning experience is like for full outsiders

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-cat-chinese-tole-tole-cat-chinese-tole-cat-china-cat-cat-gif-18130320169200006773

[wooden harbor]

smart cookie

this aint gonna be a century to look west

[narrow sorrel]

are there finnish chinese materials or is it english-chinese

[tame halo]

and especially video essays on open-ended shows like Evangelion

[slender rock]

Good thing I'm a mutt

[pale ingot]

or obscure games that peaked at maybe 100 ccu

[slender rock]

I just look white to sneak in and do psy ops shit

Ye

[heady crow]

Nge is fire though, annoying how people often start by retelling the entire show instead of just getting on with it and not yap on about the obvious

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 blurry ticks the latino AND the white boxes on the census

[wooden harbor]

to be fair NGE has messed with many people's heads over the years and the totally insane endings (until the most recent one) were just pure insanity

[slender rock]

White and native/ other* fuck you for assuming

[tame halo]

[narrow sorrel]

Show us your card

[slender rock]

They don't have a option of brit scot European soup

[narrow sorrel]

[tame halo]

||"Rei is a clone of Shinji's mom"||
yeah no fucking shit

[slender rock]

No.

[heady crow]

Whats your native name

[tame halo]

NOOOOOOO
DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD

[narrow sorrel]

do you have a card tho

[slender rock]

My dad and I never really talked about it

[pale ingot]

so then is it incest or like how does it work

hypothetical

[coarse bear]

Those look pretty short

[narrow sorrel]

no free healthcare for you

[slender rock]

I have free healthcare

[slender rock]

Bitch

[frank shoal]

Sometimes YouTube recommends me this guy's videos and I can't help but to think the titles and thumbnails are absolutely hilarious
Like they're so self fellating I almost feel like it has to be satire

Not just something about Palestine not even an opinion some liberal white guy has descended from the heavens to give the authoritative account on a culture of thousands of years he has no relation to

And all his videos are titled like this it's diabolical

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-kicking-child-pool-gif-24140501

[wooden harbor]

incest with all the nasty genetic issues but without the fun familial bonds. the worst kind of incest

[coarse bear]

Ayyy my favorite skull

[narrow sorrel]

lo-fi hiphop beats to 💀 to

[pale ingot]

incest but boring!!!!!

[coarse bear]

Anyway, here's a REAL video essay

https://youtu.be/0T-pPPUAppk

[narrow sorrel]

for being native amurrican or some other factor?

[heady crow]

What is the video supposed to be about specifically even 😭

[pale ingot]

probably palestine

[frank shoal]

Palestine

[coarse bear]

Topics we won't talk about here

[narrow sorrel]

RIGHTFUL OTTOMAN CLAY VGH

[coarse bear]

Love the little skull guy

[heady crow]

Yeah but to condense everything about palestine in an hour is a bit ridiculous

[narrow sorrel]

Wait, as a skull or the youtuber kek

an hour and almost 30m

[slender rock]

Didn't get born on the res so therefore there isn't one, great gma was on the res but I have lost all that info with my sister who took it, then drank herself to death so

[heady crow]

Oh, you prolly cant give me one then either

[slender rock]

But I know it's apache tribe, San Carlos reservation in Arizona

Nope

[wooden harbor]

apaches? oh man they scared the shit outta the white ppl in the 1800s

[slender rock]

Mhm

[narrow sorrel]

no cdib?

[pale ingot]

saltzpyre grindset ONLY

[frank shoal]

It's somewhat of an overview of the nakba and the founding of Hamas if I recall correctly

[slender rock]

Nope

[narrow sorrel]

oof

[heady crow]

We love the billhook 🗣️ 🗣️

[narrow sorrel]

wtf is this game about even

[wooden harbor]

rats

[pale ingot]

shoot 12 flitnlocks at once explode rats

[pale ingot]

rats

[wooden harbor]

lots and lots of rats

[heady crow]

L4d2 but melee based and old world warhammer

[pale ingot]

many rats

[wooden harbor]

rats with knives, rats with guns, rats with flamethrowers, rats with rats on their back

[pale ingot]

rats with the plague

[narrow sorrel]

alfabusa's Ravandil, the game?

[pale ingot]

i should keep playing it lowkey i need to get my saltzpyre grind up

praise sigmar and whatnot

[wooden harbor]

its a pretty good game

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/death-vermintide-2-bucket-of-rats-gif-13247045551442543889

[wooden harbor]

i just got bored of it once i maxed out all the heroes

[narrow sorrel]

AAAAAA BY SIGMAR IT'S A COP I'M GOING INSAAAAAANE

[heady crow]

Vt2 is peak and fatshark just keeps releasing new content

[frank shoal]

They should make one for 40k
One that's actually good unlike space hulk
And one that doesn't choose the stupidest faction with the least interesting literally generic zombie enemies like darktide

[narrow sorrel]

wait it's literally a cop and an Inquisitor (also a cop)

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/get-on-vermintide2-vermintide2-warhammer-gif-26008253

[wooden harbor]

the melee combat system is surprisingly deep for a co-op game

[narrow sorrel]

40k but you get stepped on by a ghostkeel

[paper schooner]

COP RAT BY SIMGAR IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

[coarse bear]

@eager igloo

[paper schooner]

darktide

[heady crow]

It kept me pretty entertained for 400 hours. Im not suprised a good amount of my friends have thousands of hours on it

[paper schooner]

is good

[frank shoal]

You should learn to read

[narrow sorrel]

what if darktide but tau

[wooden harbor]

i have watched some darktide gameplay and it always just looks kind of lacking in some way compared to vt2 but i havent been able to place my finger on WHY

[narrow sorrel]

or darktide but necrons

[paper schooner]

ye im going to kill necrons by gazillions

[frank shoal]

It doesn't have any character
It's just a technically okay game with nothing of interest to offer

[coarse bear]

Darktide but Khorne lads

[paper schooner]

lore guys can suck it

[heady crow]

Sprint, sliding, toughness and less importance on melee affect alot of things

[wooden harbor]

lol i also have 400 hours

[narrow sorrel]

3 lokhust destroyers teleport in and delete you

[paper schooner]

I heard there were plans for other gods but darktide was dead before launch

[frank shoal]

Playing as a khorne berserker could make for a cool game

[wooden harbor]

darktide had a kinda shitty launch as well

[narrow sorrel]

I hate how recent media keeps putting fucking randos winning against skorpekhs in melee

[heady crow]

Many such cases for fatshark. The games seem to get good 2 years post launch

[wooden harbor]

it's their signature style at this point isn't it?

[paper schooner]

flayed ones come charging you
maybe they're not op but oh boy they are scary af

[placid sail]

a funny green robot with incomprehensibly advanced technology annihilates not just your body, but the very concept of you, before you can finish screaming AAAAH-

[coarse bear]

Best we can do is Boltgun

[eager igloo]

Me w/ your mom last night

[coarse bear]

Telling ur wife

[paper schooner]

sure lore guy anything you say
Emperor still protects

[frank shoal]

I hope the new dawn of war will be good

[placid sail]

no wait wrong one

[eager igloo]

She was there too

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-skot-gif-21451611

yeah this is you

[heady crow]

Hey i was just responding to it

[narrow sorrel]

They're not so bad.

though their dataslates are kinda meh

[placid sail]

sharpy being a tiny slab of decaying meat on some metal carcass saying that

[narrow sorrel]

Their stats are chaff tier

[coarse bear]

Out

[paper schooner]

I have PTSD from skin bandits from kenshi
also they op as fuck is dark crusade

[minor cypress]

Slanesh about to haunt you with friend chicken and calzone offerings

[narrow sorrel]

Necrons also have the goofy old man from Boondock saints tho lmao

[coarse bear]

Broski you're below chaff

[placid sail]

there won't be much haunting, the moment it proposes, I go "bet"

[minor cypress]

SAME. The first time i saw that shit, i paused, stared, realized i shouldn't be here and ran the fuck off

[wooden harbor]

yeah they can really last a while in melee in dark crusade and usually end up breaking the morale of whatever they are fighting

[narrow sorrel]

[wooden harbor]

a pretty annoying unit to fight