🎪bruh-fart

[bold kettle]

with that being said, i think im about 60% done with cop, still debating myself wether i should give stalker 2 another go after that

[placid sail]

I always forget shifty is polish and not a romanian

why do you have such strong romanian vibes

[prisma venture]

im czech

[placid sail]

whatever same thing

[prisma venture]

wdym romani vibes

do i look like i steal

[placid sail]

yes

[prisma venture]

oh

[primal rapids]

Stalker 2 but you can only use the revolver

[prisma venture]

stalker 2 is shit

imo

[primal rapids]

One with 9mm rounds and the other with shotgun shells

[placid sail]

I can easily imagine you wearing some shoddy gold chain and fiddling with some car's window

[prisma venture]

sounds about right tho

[placid sail]

iedy's long lost brother

[prisma venture]

yes make me mod

i will clean the mess

[upper gulch]

tbh yes

this is too far for me to understand or i too tired to match it

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-silencio-htlr-shh-gif-22299599

[primal kayak]

Mau

[prisma venture]

i tried

btw fuck u @upper gulch @placid sail i dont steal

[fallow trellis]

ther we go with the lying again

[prisma venture]

shut up fatty

[fallow trellis]

[prisma venture]

fuckin paki stan wanna be

[fallow trellis]

Motion for shifty to get muted for hurtinng my feelings

[placid sail]

iedy and shifty fighting over the last energy piss can in the store be like

https://tenor.com/view/snake-vs-liquid-metal-gear-solid4-fighting-gif-21269110

[prisma venture]

what energy piss can we talk about

[placid sail]

I'm not versed in your drug you figure it out between yourself

[primal kayak]

The white one probably

[heady crow]

Coconut berry red Bull

[prisma venture]

sounds like gae shit

i aint drinkin that

[primal rapids]

This reminds me of people who ask me for my recommendation for cigarettes because I sell them as part of my job

[heady crow]

You dont know peak

[placid sail]

asking cigs recommendation from a random store clerk is wild

[primal kayak]

Me

[prisma venture]

xDDDDDDDDDDDD

[placid sail]

it reminds me of a friend of mine who asks waitresses in a restaurant "what's tasty here?"

like what fucking answer would you expect aside from being recommended some positions they need to sell more

[stark gull]

That's easy. Just jokingly suggest the most expensive

[placid sail]

"oh this and this is complete puke take this one"

[stark gull]

Profit

[placid sail]

and it's not like "could you recommend me something to try"

it's literally "what is tasty here"

everything is you fucking idiot, I work here!

[placid sail]

what if flop was an imperial armored vehicle

[heady crow]

Esp when the l&m greens are right there

[placid sail]

before I dropped cigs and swapped into vapes, I was smoking chapman

the tobacco tasted decent on its on, and it had a nice cherry flavor as well

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/horvath-aladar-gif-26704026

[prisma venture]

this u ?

[upper gulch]

old ass youtube logo

[primal rapids]

People also ask me my recommendation for lottery tickets. I ask them if they want my honest opinion. If they say yes, I tell them it’s a waste of money versus virtually anything else, and they usually ignore me or glare at me.

[upper gulch]

nah is video of you i found

[prisma venture]

the vid is older then me

lies

[upper gulch]

older than you

you are like 50

[naive bison]

yall remember when youtube videos had a 5 star rating

[prisma venture]

im 19..

[upper gulch]

same thing

[primal kayak]

No, grandpa

[prisma venture]

but

but

[primal kayak]

Shit

[upper gulch]

no

[primal kayak]

not to you

[prisma venture]

im young

[placid sail]

I ask them if they want my honest opinion. they never expect you to attack their little escape from reality, they were hoping that "oh shit the clerk is gonna give some insider knowledge now"

[heady crow]

Fair, sadly menthol smokes and whatever are banned here. When i smoked i bought al capone flames

[wooden harbor]

when i saw my mom buying lottery tickets i would always tell her she should have bought booze because it's all a waste but at least you can enjoy the booze

[upper gulch]

nope you're 50 now

[prisma venture]

what

can you say it louder

[upper gulch]

no

[prisma venture]

what

[upper gulch]

i can type it in caps

[prisma venture]

what

[upper gulch]

what

[prisma venture]

what

[upper gulch]

i can't hear you

[placid sail]

at some point I remember thin malboro being sold that had not one, but two menthol balls which you crush in the filter for the menthol flavor

[prisma venture]

WHAT

ARE

YOU

[primal rapids]

They ask me what tickets are winning right now. I tell them that none of them are if you want an actual return on investment

[prisma venture]

SAYING

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/delete-computer-gif-6431688970877521579

[placid sail]

the tobacco itself was as shitty as you would imagine it to be to warrant two separate doses of menthol to drown the taste

[heady crow]

Shit, yall were living in the future

I kneel

[placid sail]

listen man

menthol is cool and all, but what good it is if the tobacco is some shredded used army socks

[primal rapids]

Some of my regulars also try to game the system by only buying tickets that end on an even number

[placid sail]

I've smoked it once without popping menthol and wowie, it is really socks

[wooden harbor]

its good for selling a product that nobody would buy otherwise heh

[primal rapids]

Because they think those are more likely to be winners

[placid sail]

this gives me second hand depression

[primal rapids]

A lot of my regulars are also broke, living paycheck to paycheck, and still think they can win big at lottery

[heady crow]

Dunno, only menthol i have smoked is when my driver sold the platoon some smuggled l&m greens. And i mean lm is fine as far as tobacco goes

[primal kayak]

Fuck addictions

[placid sail]

my vape jews rn is a brand that has all their flavors with some menthol hit for freshness and I like the design

[primal rapids]

Working at a convenience store has done wonders for discouraging me from ever smoking, drinking, or playing the lottery because I experience firsthand how much these poor fucks waste on that shit every day.

[prisma venture]

u vape?

[placid sail]

no

[prisma venture]

good

[heady crow]

Im sorry, vape jews is the brand name?

[prisma venture]

vape is cancer

[primal kayak]

I sometimes wonder what could have happened to those people

[placid sail]

no that's my having a stroke and trying to be funny

[prisma venture]

death

[placid sail]

the brand is called "skala"

[heady crow]

Oh like Mountain jew

I get it

[wooden harbor]

getting to see firsthand how the poorest get by really teaches you some important lessons

[naive bison]

[heady crow]

Yeah the packaging seems like some expensive brand pre workout ngl

[primal kayak]

damn

[prisma venture]

yeah

[placid sail]

a good half of late stage capitalism consoomer products are dedicated to giving you some pleasant illusion of escape while robbing you of any vitality you sparsely have already, reinforcing a vicious cycle

children get taught that it's "bad", see everyone do it anyway, and follow suit

[wooden harbor]

since growth is largely in the rear view mirror, the subscription model of business is all the rage. find something that keeps people hooked onto what ur selling indefinitely is financial security

[naive bison]

i neverr realized pussy lived at a cemetary lmao

[primal kayak]

pussy who?

[naive bison]

pussy bompinsero

[eager igloo]

Whats wrong with that pricks face

[naive bison]

he saw the gat

[primal kayak]

Oh

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/alice-zzz-alice-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-meme-gif-12419230426409002773

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/979434239613362199/1409307728375054346/snaptik_7542024618253536534_v2.mp4?ex=68ecd85a&is=68eb86da&hm=1c24c99a24aff3d6257d0aa4c5c869ba75cd0536a2c4d05b4bca2b5ace53beed&

[primal kayak]

Poor Sonic

https://tenor.com/view/hedgehog-eating-fall-fall-over-gif-8344391

Absolute cinema

[simple ore]

man

spent 24 hours with no internet

shit felt like 50 years

[primal rapids]

I would dig out one of my books when the internet dies a horrible death

[simple ore]

i would smack rocks on the ground

[naive bison]

i was wondering why it felt so quiet

[simple ore]

not with your snitch ass around

[prisma venture]

he snitched again btw

[primal rapids]

It happens a few times a year because I live in the middle of a frozen hellscape for half the year

[primal kayak]

I once spent 3 days without internet and I was the happiest during that time

[prisma venture]

like 1 hour ago

[simple ore]

yea i saw

[prisma venture]

and then posted dick pic and nothing happend to him

shit is unreal

[simple ore]

as usual

[primal kayak]

And now I'm here

[simple ore]

idk who holds the leash
iedy or cockrider

[prisma venture]

iedy

cockrider is cuckhold

old but golden

[narrow lotus]

should i post porn?

[primal kayak]

What do I need to look at in the pic

[prisma venture]

but u do

[primal rapids]

My family: “Are you sure that’s all you want” when I’m at Thanksgiving dinner and only get like three different things for my plate

Yes, I’m sure, it’s what I fucking put on my plate

[simple ore]

the food

[primal kayak]

Oh is it vegan vs non vegan?

[prisma venture]

yes?

[primal kayak]

Oh cool pic

[wooden harbor]

ur going to do it no matter what any1 says

[narrow lotus]

WRONG ANSWER YOU GOONERS

[primal kayak]

NOOOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/lewissaunderson38-lewissaunderson-cry-crying-cry-meme-gif-11499408157122608476

MY DOPAMINE RUSH

[primal kayak]

Not even a tiny bit?

[pale ingot]

probably like medieval weapon-weilding bunny

so like a 7

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

[simple ore]

british pride

[primal kayak]

Does it also shoot beans?

[prisma venture]

im not gonna lie but i allweys wanted one

btw

peak game u playing rn

[simple ore]

yea true stalker is peak

[prisma venture]

this one is the

ahhh

fuck

whats the name

[simple ore]

it's so well made and polished is crazy

[prisma venture]

its peak

[simple ore]

true stalker

[prisma venture]

whats this mod called

yes

that was peak

i need to replay it

did it had ayn updates since it realsed?

[simple ore]

yea

[prisma venture]

the ending tho made me pissed

[simple ore]

it's 1.5

[prisma venture]

oh

[simple ore]

idk don't spoil it

[prisma venture]

ohh okey

keep me updated

[simple ore]

im in dark valley rn

[prisma venture]

oh boy

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/geladeira-gif-15096243982773393017

[prisma venture]

you talked to that bandit yet?

[simple ore]

no

[prisma venture]

oki

[simple ore]

im fucking around side quests

[prisma venture]

haha

he rocks tho

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/serbia-gif-17979494

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/burcea-valuta-amin-pulamea-gif-12219205

[prisma venture]

@upper gulch this one is still peak tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uLaRo_4-VM

and dont say no

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-cat-cat-meme-cat-funny-gif-7627935956827564163

[prisma venture]

based

[prisma venture]

what its not true?

[upper gulch]

didnt die in war or because war

he died from serbian gang activity

least heroic death he could have got

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-cat-cat-meme-cat-funny-gif-7627935956827564163

[prisma venture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/863775821930692608/1009368635371954216/cat_in_pot_verysad.gif

[upper gulch]

me

[prisma venture]

da

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDMq7LpuWEA

peak game

[simple ore]

holy shit

i remember watching pewdiepie play this and was scared shitless

[prisma venture]

shit was peak

[simple ore]

his video about bootleg batman is cinema

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789126354338709516/1426948466676072519/RDT_20251012_1903167468516899761154004.jpg?ex=68ed14d1&is=68ebc351&hm=9113afe53de9799a26604e2ffcd877416655d09d388b15ab07c60b73a3f6048f&=&format=webp&width=659&height=824

[prisma venture]

CZECH NUMBER 5 WHATS UP DOGS

[simple ore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF8ZNg463P8

[simple ore]

the random ass namibia

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-silencio-htlr-shh-gif-22299599

[storm stream]

crazy that it doesn't include RU

[prisma venture]

or urkaine tbh

[simple ore]

i think ru is way too big

the countries there are smaller so the percentages get pretty high

[primal kayak]

Oh damn we fell down

[prisma venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ5ayZEQrHA this seems like fucking hell

but food seems okey

[fading mountain]

Singapore has some if the strictest laws

[pale ingot]

speaking romani

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-robot-bigzom25-will-smith-smh-youre-right-gif-2471436218838546277

[pale ingot]

turks and gypsies are canon in dying light lore

[visual stirrup]

imagine if they existed IRL?

that would be terrifying

[pale ingot]

ikr

[lapis zinc]

thats too scary you should spoiler that text

[past sparrow]

shoulda been 67 😜

[fallow trellis]

hows being a cop

shoot any acorns lately

[solar breach]

He looks like after his glory years of stealing my tires he's settled down with a fortune teller and raising 2 young boys who are also stealing my tires

[pale ingot]

mega gypsy boss

[primal kayak]

Doesn't look gypsy enough

https://tenor.com/view/horvath-aladar-gif-26704026

Now this guy

Doesn't look like a mega gypsy boss

It is what it is

[pale ingot]

[primal kayak]

What game is that?

[pale ingot]

dying light 2

[primal kayak]

[pale ingot]

i turned lawan chinese via something techland themselves provided

[primal kayak]

How good is it now? I've heard that it was ass after launch

[simple ore]

gypsy king

pico pico picola

[pale ingot]

its great

fun game all in all

story is of course like

5/10 at best

with a few good moments in it

but the gameplay is good

[primal kayak]

You play dying light for the parkour and mass murder

So it's good

I'm playing DL 1 co-op with my friend and it's one of the best experiences ever

We might check out The Following after the ending

[pale ingot]

have fun

[primal kayak]

Thanks, you too

[pale ingot]

you should check the following out if you care about the story at all but even if you dont its still a great dlc

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-holy-cow-gif-20790708

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/715629354897506459/1426269082323259446/ogchuckmundy-20251009-0001.mov?ex=68ec9658&is=68eb44d8&hm=fb761059ab04fb3a4af76f8c8da241074996765d6d011cad04f2d2fddb47a365&

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/532820632166072320/1426994024149024890/IMG_1378.png?ex=68ed3f3f&is=68ebedbf&hm=3515dfaeeef75c0e92de58409e6aa59b819d9e087629efd8ed5e11dd9c305224&

[gleaming grove]

She looks unproportionally weird

[silent pawn]

8.5/10 on the kit

Would prefer mother of pearl or Catholic imagery on the grips

[thick onyx]

you selling? whats ur tg?

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @grizzled meadow @river zealot @stone blade

Tony Soprano
Eats indian food once
practically lives in the bathroom for days
puking and shitting at the same time

what did the writers mean by this

[narrow lotus]

Ok , out of 23 4th grade papers , only two failed succesfully and both are gypsies

[fallow trellis]

what do u even teach

[narrow lotus]

English

[fallow trellis]

i was gonna guess science since 2 gypsies failed

english was gonna be my 2nd guess

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

makes ya think

[fallow trellis]

i didnt even need to take english class to learn english properly

[fallow trellis]

I just watched a shitton of american cartoons in the tv with no supervisionn

[narrow lotus]

yeah same + games like gta and shit

where u had to read to understand what u had to do

[heady crow]

yeah, i was out there shit talking people on league at like 11 years old

[narrow lotus]

playing the same 4-5 games cause thats all you could afford / run back then over and over at soome point u learn the stuff

[heady crow]

granted it was league so it fucked me in other ways but still

i knew english

[narrow lotus]

GTA SAMP helped me a lot with english early and fast typing on keyboard

[primal rapids]

Old ass RPG’s where you had to remember or write down locations for shit

[stoic girder]

Nothing beats being 11 and talking to a divorced dad about women online.

[heady crow]

i still remember my ogs

[stoic girder]

Mine was a 30 year old DJ from the UK and his number 1 fan.

[primal rapids]

Signalis felt like a breath of fresh air for that because you had to actually remember shit, though that was spoiled by screenshots being available

[stoic girder]

Oh, the robot lesbian game?

[primal rapids]

The sesbian lex game yes

[heady crow]

you just spoiled the game for me

thanks alot

[stoic girder]

I heard it's good, but the fanbase kept me away.

[primal rapids]

It is very good

There isn’t actually any sesbian lex, just hugging and dancing, but you know how fans are

[fallow trellis]

csgo i learned to speak russian, the only ones that are important

[heady crow]

i thought you were like american or something

howd you have russians on your servers

[obtuse narwhal]

was signalis updated much? i played it on launch and it didnt jive with me gameplay wise

the aiming was weird

[primal kayak]

What's a signalis

[fallow trellis]

I am pakistani

[primal rapids]

There have been updates but they were mainly bugfixes and minor balance tweaks. The biggest change since launch is that the flashlight and camera eye no longer take up inventory slots unless you opt into it

[heady crow]

oh my bad, i didnt mean to insult you like that

idk, i just always insta muted the russians

[stoic girder]

Wait, do they show American cartoons in Pakistan?

[heady crow]

i dont think they have cartoons in pakistan

[simple ore]

tbf he sees gabagool and flops on the ground

[fallow trellis]

yeah cnn

[narrow lotus]

it means he didnt eat at Artie's restaurant

deserved

[stoic girder]

Pakistan shows CNN

You can't make this shit up.

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789126354338709516/1427000711954305134/RDT_20251012_203108766725264217408732.jpg?ex=68ed457a&is=68ebf3fa&hm=abc3ed8cef77c8d8059e81d4648e1d84cb4acab60d2212c484ab797e1ffb8bd4&=&format=webp&width=620&height=824

[primal rapids]

Is King of the Hill subbed or dubbed in Pakistan?

[naive bison]

my condolences

[simple ore]

YEES

YES

I DO

[primal rapids]

Judy is the better CB2077 romance, fight me

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/stunned-wow-omg-lego-batman-lego-batman-movie-gif-7647770

[simple ore]

you are a man

[stoic girder]

Ok, sesbian lex fan.

[visual stirrup]

SHE'S JUST AS BIG A FUCKUP AS ME

[heady crow]

shed get me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/1286376645602709618/CsmSeason_-_1836537498056401122.gif?ex=68ed351c&is=68ebe39c&hm=1c56837a617a5e4e89d2ca03a54cbdfae8dc86e94b97ffd6676c7b9701ed8126&

[primal rapids]

Also, consider the first time you have sex with Panam is in a tank. You just know literally everyone who has to do maintenance on that tank will know instantly, and then you and Panam will probably be banned from driving the tank anymore.

[heady crow]

what kind of tank was it for it to have space for them to fuck in

[primal rapids]

Fancy hovertank

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-evil-scary-mean-gif-18267879

[heady crow]

oh, yeah thats fair

https://tenor.com/view/t-80bv-autoloader-inside-carousel-type-loading-gif-10623216497124121314

i imagined it being like this

[primal rapids]

"W-what if we kissed by the cannon autoloader?"

[lapis zinc]

What if we kissed the loader

[heady crow]

the fighting compartment does get cold at night...

[lapis zinc]

This is true and you also have to kiss your homies goodnight

[primal rapids]

Is that a fucking elf

In my armored vehicle?

Absolutely not.

[heady crow]

"what do your elf eyes see legolas" "a apfsds round coming right through your spot"

[primal rapids]

The elf can freeze and get shot on the outside of the vehicle where it belongs

The interior is for humans and dwarves only

[heady crow]

tanks are definetly made for dwarves, their smaller stature means more electronics and armor can be fit inside

[quaint ore]

Dwarf bro in a tank would be peak experience

[primal rapids]

Aircraft are also made for dwarves, space is at a premium in the cockpit

[quaint ore]

Swearing drinking and driving in a hot metal box

Nothing more dwarf pilled than thay

Elves are good at recee

[heady crow]

granted you are as tall as a elf

they gotta dig the trench extra deep for you

[quaint ore]

I prefer being compared to a genetically modified human

[heady crow]

yeah i have mentioned this before but i am afraid that they will issue us those new flak vests to wear inside the tank

stg if i die ill die comfortable in a sleeveless shirt or something

[heady crow]

go jim and take steroids for that

[quaint ore]

Already doing the first half

[heady crow]

good

[quaint ore]

Tomorrow i got chest shoulder and triceps

[heady crow]

granted recee guys should look more like race dogs than spess mahrinez

[quaint ore]

Probably should add cardio to my curriculum

[visual stirrup]

"The russians do get a little quirky at night..."

[quaint ore]

I will likely go combat diver anyways so I will be more about hauling that shit

[visual stirrup]

five nights at bakhmut

[heady crow]

good luck on that

time to start diving during your free time

[fallow trellis]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cartoon_Network_(Pakistan)

[quaint ore]

Already got advanced open water diver

[heady crow]

oh nice

[quaint ore]

Probably got more dives under my belt than a lot of OWD people

[heady crow]

and diving in north europe fucking sucks

[quaint ore]

That and I do freediving/spearfishing

[heady crow]

HOLY SHIT its just like that one vril edit

[quaint ore]

I like swimming in ass cracks of devil

[heady crow]

you are him

i kneel...

[stoic girder]

Ok, that makes more sense.

[heady crow]

ngl it is good that you are up to date and interested in this stuff. I wish i had done some more research before serving so i could have gone to the rapid deployment force but then again i lucked out on a really good position

[pale ingot]

she one of the goated romance options in cyberpunk2077

[fallow trellis]

they have the same thing practically for every other country

yall still doubt my nationality

[sour carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468360366389461003/1426992390085935217/RDT_20251012_1102581287016528604447091.jpg?ex=68ed3dba&is=68ebec3a&hm=619b1573b9339bb8af3fff3416b676ddc208ba32ff94e8fbd613db9e4e6795c5&

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/1427008090544275547/Screen_Recording_20250831_135139_Instagram.mp4?ex=68ed4c59&is=68ebfad9&hm=17667cb165497f33c2755f6aeccb986e0c09e564aeaebd88bc312b2b63f01dd1&

[pale ingot]

#roleplay was 3 years ago

[thick onyx]

from peak to mid

[quaint ore]

@heady crow

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-sam-hyde-kneel-i-kneel-gif-4692336461936736685

i like to think of myself as him sometimes

[fading portal]

https://tenor.com/view/ave-maria-boling-bros-bolingbros-curbstomp-chikawaga-gif-16650089841190860123

[bold kettle]

hey does anybody know what the funny guy man with the mask is called

you know, that one with the russian accent youtuber guy

the one who started playing gamma recently, someone posted a youtube video of his like 2 months ago

fuck i cant remember the name

[narrow lotus]

Skibidi Toilet

[naive bison]

Dream

[primal rapids]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/dzdct-QZS8bGWNAK9QTxBIRJcgJnI_l9FSjYEEQbKEw/https/media.tenor.com/4ky3ImbHAd4AAAPo/bug-shaker-thug-shaker.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/992122133054509126/1312013397897777223/org.gif?ex=68ecdeb2&is=68eb8d32&hm=c4356636bf141be6874137268cd078ca05e9815a3a12e4502ae8863b3cdfe1ad&

[ember glacier]

Any White Women In The Chat

[primal rapids]

Women aren't real, you should know this

[visual stirrup]

the bay harbor stretcher?

[deep topaz]

Bay harbor gooner

[ember glacier]

I Know The Bay Harbor Butcher

He Rapes And Kills Women

Not Great!

[naive bison]

Yo

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/fighting-kiss-james-doakes-doakes-dexter-gif-16474113087163870459

[compact light]

Life of Boris?

[fallow sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1285975022904803412/1425603996696969257/bird-pukeko.gif

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492799900145418270/1425202042393071788/m2-res_1280p_36.mp4?ex=68ed51d5&is=68ec0055&hm=a1a673c668f0292127d51b9f755509830f466cd64d7e49b199f73b81d22b02cb&

[uncut yew]

Live lobster filled with hi-explosives

[broken sand]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=853l2Z4XQ7A

[deep topaz]

Do you think they'd x-ray a lobster

[uncut yew]

I mean, they probably would

[primal rapids]

I know lobsters can live for a very long time and the increasing difficulty of molting is what does them in if they don't get eaten, but has anyone actually tested how long a lobster can actually live with assisted molting?

[deep topaz]

I think there's a cult out there trying to find out that exact question

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/549296575306924036/1426919763677941851/igVideo.mov?ex=68ecfa16&is=68eba896&hm=3df90a15d4b22357999a32938988252b6cbc6cf9fe29e76f900f0f9048414071&

[wooden harbor]

damn that would take generations of scientists

'so we need you to grant us money for the next 150 years to do this study'

[ember glacier]

Any White Women In The Chat

[idle veldt]

Hi hello

[ember glacier]

Hey...

[idle veldt]

Ping stella if you want more white women

[stoic girder]

Impossible to get funding for that.

[wooden harbor]

exactly

[primal rapids]

I mean, it's a lobster, or more if you want an actual sample size. They are not terribly complex or high maintenance creatures.

[idle veldt]

Humanity has done many experiments over generations

[wooden harbor]

my post isnt about any of that. it's about the difficulty of keeping something going for a century or more

[idle veldt]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitch_drop_experiment

[primal rapids]

Just look at Seaworld's attempts to make/train orcas to not brutally murder people

That shit's been going on for decades

[wooden harbor]

still aint shit compared to what he was suggesting...

and i'm sure seaworld had a major financial incentive to start that work

lobster molting is probably not going to excite any company into funding it

[primal rapids]

Again, it's a fucking lobster, it doesn't need a lot of maintenance or oversight, certainly a lot less than a whole-ass orca or even multiple orcas.

It's not something you need an entire research team or around-the-clock monitoring for

[wooden harbor]

well you would need a good number of them to make any useful conclusions

[drifting mantle]

Hmmm... Lobsters... 😋

[primal rapids]

Why'd you kill that guy, he was just poledancing

[primal rapids]

Do not eat the immortal research subject

[idle veldt]

I’m not sure how you could even assist a molting

[wooden harbor]

i imagine you would be basically 'peeling' the lobster

[idle veldt]

But it’s not fully done at once

[primal rapids]

Also why the heck do people even like eating lobsters and crabs. They're essentially giant aquatic bugs.

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/ed-suspicious-ed-edd-%26-eddy-ed-edd-and-eddy-sweating-gif-17418325057616385616

[wooden harbor]

have you had lobster tail dipped in butter?

[idle veldt]

People love to shit on cultures that eat bugs but then eat bottom feeders like crabs

[primal rapids]

I've had lobster, crab, shrimp, prawn, basically any kind of crustacean you can name

[wooden harbor]

and you didnt like it???

if find it to be an excellent meat

[primal rapids]

Not really. I prefer fish when I'm in the mood for seafood.

[fluid epoch]

Food? Nah man, fent

https://tenor.com/view/fentanyl-nod-lean-bend-dope-gif-12043712646573533350

[wooden harbor]

well yeah it's quite different from fish

[full rapids]

Fent?

[primal rapids]

Also I hate how fucking quickly lobster meat spoils

[full rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-meme-jarvis-fentanyl-fentanyl-fent-jarvis-gif-740512084455787204

[drifting mantle]

You just answered your own question.
They are aquatic bugs!

Yummers

[wooden harbor]

meat is meat

a lot of people aint that picky

[drifting mantle]

It's a specific taste, that hits just right

[primal rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-dont-think-i-will-captain-america-old-capt-gif-17162888

[uncut yew]

Thank you Tenor GIFs

[drifting mantle]

And I'm North German... So I like eating aquatic things by default

[verbal needle]

Now look up big lady

[wooden harbor]

if lobster werent so damn expensive i would eat it often

[verbal needle]

Lmao

[stark gull]

https://vxtwitter.com/propaneface/status/1954057142853677227

Hank Hill (@propaneface)

Guys will see this and just think, "hell yeah"

vxTwitter / fixvx · Aug 9, 2025, 5:48 AM

[uncut yew]

The gif in question ⬇️ quick, someone ping Iedy

[simple ore]

[uncut yew]

https://tenor.com/view/niervember-nier-automata-2b-pineapple-gif-26959174

[primal rapids]

It's expensive because you have to keep them alive right up until it's time to eat them

[stark gull]

SpongeBob didn't pay the rent

[uncut yew]

"Spongebob, your house is being demolished, we have to build a Walmart"

[primal rapids]

Because due to weird biological and bacterial issues, as soon as the lobster dies the meat spoils in the span of hours

[wooden harbor]

(even the bacteria know this is some bomb ass meat)

[drifting mantle]

You tricked me... Shame on you!

[stark gull]

Even frozen?

[verbal needle]

https://tenor.com/view/you-burned-my-house-you-burned-my-house-to-the-ground-shrug-funny-meme-gif-27190216

[primal rapids]

Yes but it tends to lose flavor and even then doesn't keep terribly well

[simple ore]

the longer it dragged the more i can hear the song

there it is

freedom tpose

[drifting mantle]

I felt it too, when I first watched it brother

[simple ore]

man this is kinda lame
if i want to switch to slugs on my tube fed shotty i need to manually unload

i wish they had a stalker 2 like unload animation

[pale ingot]

kill everyone

opaaa

thx tim sweeney my goat

[simple ore]

back to the classics baby

the ak in gunslinger sound so good

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/invisible-miku-gif-7050656930284553012

[grizzled meadow]

@stone blade

[grizzled meadow]

True Stalker?

[simple ore]

YEP

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/gg-gif-6900499993463120297

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/you're-a-king-gg-ratcord-forsen-gif-11613006515799646519

[pale ingot]

good evening gang

[grizzled meadow]

It's midnight btw

Actually where are you from Ham

[pale ingot]

close enough

romania

(its 1 am)

[grizzled meadow]

My condolences

[pale ingot]

thanks

but its terminal

😔

atlesat im not from bucharest

[scenic field]

Its 15:13

[simple ore]

american living in the past like always

[scenic field]

Hell yeah dude

My old truck

[stark gull]

Merican using 24h format?
I must be dreaming

[scenic field]

5mpg babeeeee

[scenic field]

Its used in medical stuff

[simple ore]

5 miles per gallon ?

[scenic field]

Yeah

Loved that truck

454 engine

[dreamy flax]

📏 5.0mi (miles) is equal to 8.047km (kilometers)

📦 1.0gal (gallons) is equal to 3.785l (liters)

[simple ore]

not bad

[scenic field]

🤮

[stark gull]

<>

[simple ore]

what did he say

[verbal needle]

Wym not bad, that shit is terrible

Fuel efficiency out the window

Cool truck though

[simple ore]

not bad for an old truck

[wooden harbor]

some people are quite happy to forgo fuel efficiency in order to get something simpler/not packed with computers that they can work on without a degree in automotive tech

[primal rapids]

#Arthasdidnothingwrong

[verbal needle]

I know shitty fuel efficiency, my old 69 pontiac firebird got like 7 with its pontiac 400

[primal rapids]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVQgBE_wFuA

[verbal needle]

Of course I supercharged it

[wooden harbor]

just another victim of the lich king

[tidal trellis]

Arthas did everything wrong

Goober

[wooden harbor]

altho i guess u could fairly say he was quite foolhardy and did not heed the wise council that would have spared him

[primal rapids]

The one thing Arthas did wrong is going for Frostmourne instead of [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]

[simple ore]

i think the culling is still weird to this day

if he did nothing he would have to kill them anyways and now they are stronger and hostile as undead

but on the other hand killing his people fucked him in the head more

[tidal trellis]

All he did was accelerate the progress of the scourge, if calling back to path of the damned, how much of a annoyance it was to take down the high elves alone then, the alliance in its full strength would have had much better chance against the scourge

[simple ore]

i think the worst thing are uther and jaina pussying out

[tidal trellis]

I mean you say nothing but there was something he should've done

[simple ore]

but guys remember
this was all part of the jailer's plan

[wooden harbor]

path of the damned? what is that

[slender rock]

@HAL 9000 you awake still?

[simple ore]

the cultists spreading the plague

[primal rapids]

The problem was that Arthas was under a tremendous amount of pressure and needed a solution now before the situation went FUBAR which it was rapidly approaching, and no one offered alternatives

[simple ore]

kulthuzad and allat

[slender rock]

Bitch ass tag thinf

[simple ore]

they are cult of the damned not path

[tidal trellis]

It's the name of the campaign

[simple ore]

that is true

[tidal trellis]

goober

[primal rapids]

And yeah, Uther probably wouldn't have had any solutions but Jaina might have been able to whip something up with time they just didn't have

[wooden harbor]

yeah he was under a lot of pressure, but he had a reliable and smart dwarf at his side (forgot his name) that knew better than to take frostmourne, but arthas ignored him

[simple ore]

no jaina gets to do the same thing again in dalaran and gets away with it

and in legion she refuses to help people

stupid bitch

[split canyon]

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[primal rapids]

You also have to remember that this was all basically planned out to make Arthas go apeshit and become the Lich King, like it wasn't an accident things played out this way

[simple ore]

muradin

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/jax-eats-evil-jax-tadc-evil-jax-jax-rabid-gif-12766114544473398766

[wooden harbor]

ty

[simple ore]

erm the lich king is a tool of the jailer honey

if you don't know who the jailer is
Please keep it that way

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418189934650982400/1426989345725878372/RePGnk9oDbor8b6E.mp4

[verbal needle]

https://tenor.com/view/god-damn-nerds-sungwon-cho-prozd-dorks-geeks-gif-26913531

[wooden harbor]

the jailer? wtf that must be some WoW content (i am only working with WC3 knowledge)

[simple ore]

yea

it was 2020 wow at that

[slender rock]

I agree with this sentiment

[simple ore]

worst expansion of all time

[primal rapids]

The Jailer does not exist and there is no war in Ba Sing Se

[wooden harbor]

i didnt like WoW enough to learn how the story progressed from WC3

[simple ore]

it has it's moments
but i think it being an mmo fucked it severly

[tidal trellis]

Best idea would've just been to sail west, like medivh said but Arthas just shrugged him off

[wooden harbor]

yeah mmos just do not tell stories well

[simple ore]

you wait 6 months for a patch just for the story to move 2 inches

[primal rapids]

Glacially cold take, Cataclysm was a mistake

[simple ore]

i disagree

[prisma venture]

I cant sleep

[simple ore]

i think cataclysm was fine

mop was amazing

[prisma venture]

Any tips how to sleep

[simple ore]

wod had potential and legion was great

[slender rock]

Two inches is all you need

[simple ore]

true

[simple ore]

warm milk

[prisma venture]

🥀

[slender rock]

Rain sounds

[prisma venture]

Thanks tho

[simple ore]

it's a legit thing it's not a joke about cum

[primal rapids]

Reminds me of Warframe and how DE were absolutely terrified of making any lasting changes to the characters or story so they'd contrive reasons for why certain characters never die despite us murdering them multiple times canonically

[slender rock]

Put your phone on a charger and next to a window with loop of rain sounds

[prisma venture]

Never worked on me

[slender rock]

Darken the room

[wooden harbor]

get a book. one that is MILDLY interesting. not very boring or you wont want to read it. not super enjoyable or u will stay awake later just to read it. something that you only have a passing interest in

[simple ore]

i think wow or other mmos are much better telling stories that are contained

like the lore for Mop was top tier

totally fresh

[prisma venture]

Sounds actualy good

[simple ore]

lei shen is a fucking beast

[tidal trellis]

I just toss and turn till I fall asleep always worked for me

[primal rapids]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhYcOvEoRNI

[wooden harbor]

it works like a charm for me. i pick up a book and withing 30 mins i'm passed out usually

[prisma venture]

Same but now it took like a hour and nothing

[primal rapids]

We've gone from a white-haired girl with absolutely massive knockers to a white-haired girl with absolutely no knockers, absolute cinema

[simple ore]

it did what both bfa and shadowlands tried to do better
great horde vs alliance story
great villains

[quartz ridge]

@narrow lotus new game for you

[prisma venture]

Also my family is arguing again... Its midnight

[simple ore]

wait was code vein published by bandai ?

[primal rapids]

Code Vein 1 was the most mediocre, milquetoast Souls Like game that happened to have an amazing character creator attached to it

[slender rock]

Me: shut the fuck up you lot , I'm trying to sleep you selfish cunts.. fuck!

[tidal trellis]

Man I need to finish the wc3 campaign still all I've done is play a co-op version of the campaign and watch it with my friend but haven't finished it on my own

[simple ore]

go do it twink

[slender rock]

But that's my response shify

[simple ore]

maybe you'll grow some chest hair

[primal rapids]

It's basically offbrand God Eater and takes place in the same universe.

[slender rock]

May not backfire

[prisma venture]

Told that my mom once and it was even worse So fuck that

[slender rock]

May backfire tho

[simple ore]

ik what it is
never noticed it was published by bandai namco

[slender rock]

Fuck

[wooden harbor]

yes you should finish it. i replayed it for nostalgia's sake a few years ago and the experience held up a lot better than i expect. well made games are enjoyable even when really old

[slender rock]

Umm

Do you access to the power?

[prisma venture]

I didnt ment it but it was like 3am and i had to wake at 5am to work

[slender rock]

Fuck

[simple ore]

also the maps for wc3 are fun as hell

[tidal trellis]

I'm a busy person!! plus it's like my first rts and I'm playing on it on the hardest difficulty!

[simple ore]

fuckton of custom shit

[slender rock]

Horrendous

[prisma venture]

Yeah sometimes its shit

[simple ore]

you're not busy you're flop

[tidal trellis]

I had my friend carry me on the custom co-op campaign, only time when it all went to plan

[prisma venture]

And tomorow ( today) u have sefety training semniar in new job at 8am

[simple ore]

what factions do you play

i bet it's night elves

twink

[tidal trellis]

hey! but no!

They're too difficult

[prisma venture]

Other way around

[simple ore]

ok what faction then

[wooden harbor]

the only game in recent years i am of aware of that is similiar to WC3 is spellforce 3 and while its RPG elements are much deeper, the RTS side of it is not as good as WC3

[slender rock]

Rough

[tidal trellis]

I don't have one!!! I just go random smh plus me and friends just play against insane ai bots not go in live multiplayer matches

[simple ore]

can't win with this twink gg

[tidal trellis]

I am no where good enough for actual multiplayer matches

[simple ore]

man never played naruto battleroyale wc3 custom map

[prisma venture]

The think is should i try to sleep and get like 4 hours os zzzz or just make it till end of monday

[simple ore]

sleep

trust me you'll wish you slept at least 2 hours when it all hits you

[prisma venture]

Or i could watch dr house

[prisma venture]

I know ive been there

[wooden harbor]

when u dont sleep u just feel like shit and then end up passing out at awkward times

[tidal trellis]

No

[pale ingot]

Dis u?

[prisma venture]

Im stil Young and stupid so im good

[prisma venture]

Go sleep u Turk

[upper gulch]

i wish

[simple ore]

🤨

[upper gulch]

ironic of you to say

[wooden harbor]

nothing wrong with being young and wise enough to listen to elders

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/blade-runner2049-literally-me-ryan-gosling-sad-thats-the-way-it-is-gif-25952586

[prisma venture]

Ahahahah u know i love u

[upper gulch]

and to you

[simple ore]

it will come back to bite you

[wooden harbor]

yeah because bad habits tend to stick around until you break them

[simple ore]

this is me btw if you care

[prisma venture]

🥀

[simple ore]

[prisma venture]

Anyway family is quiet for now they went for smoke outsite this will be interesting night..

[upper gulch]

thats all the 40 year olds in here tbh

[wooden harbor]

holy shit the guy actually managed to summon a crowd

what a legend. got a big audience to watch him eat lunch

[prisma venture]

I wonder what he ate

[slender rock]

@quartz ridge yo

[upper gulch]

40th consecutive day

is that what being jobless is like

[pale ingot]

1 entire rotisseries chicken +rep

[prisma venture]

No shit

[wooden harbor]

it's what being free is like

[prisma venture]

Thats what he ate

[prisma venture]

Best use of free will ive seen in a while

[slender rock]

https://www.threads.com/@toadster88/post/DPrfP53gdj8

[wooden harbor]

the man clearly has a talent for influencing people

[slender rock]

Dudes failing to turn it around

Fucking regarded individual

There a blank backside too

[prisma venture]

Thats how murican voter shit looks? Damn

[deep topaz]

but why is it there at all

[slender rock]

That's a Sacramento specific mail in voting ballot

[quartz ridge]

LOL

[slender rock]

It's so they can't just mail no ballot or something else

[wooden harbor]

i havent had one like this before, but there is a good deal of variety across the US. every state has some freedom in how they do it

[deep topaz]

I

[slender rock]

But simple solution is that or literally flip it the fuck around

[deep topaz]

I'm just saying, they could've put it anywhere else

[prisma venture]

Why not just make one type of paper isnt that just easier?

[slender rock]

Idk

It's sacto

We're the capital of the state so

Idk fuck you I guess?

[wooden harbor]

i would think so, but i have no idea what they were thinking when they made this

[prisma venture]

[slender rock]

Because everyone has their own good idea

[wooden harbor]

when it comes to politics, sometimes i think i'm better off not even knowing the answer

[slender rock]

That's only good for them and not so much for others

[slender rock]

Yes

[prisma venture]

I know all about it

🧃

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376417126795444224/1334631799166337136/catHorror_giff.gif

[slender rock]

🍫 🥛

[prisma venture]

☕

Hot choclate

[prisma venture]

Thats iPhone emoji right?

[slender rock]

No

OnePlus does it

I guess as well

[prisma venture]

Tf is oneplus

Ohhh

[prisma venture]

Yeah

They are not popular here

[idle veldt]

Blur what’s your opinion on the beastie boys

[slender rock]

No sleep til Brooklyn

[idle veldt]

That’s the worst one man

[slender rock]

Otherwise it's sabotage

[idle veldt]

Intergalactic planetary

[slender rock]

There's their older stuff too

[arctic pawn]

[prisma venture]

God have mercy on us

[slender rock]

You don't need to use oil

Brotha the fuck yous doing

[prisma venture]

No shit

[slender rock]

ON CARPET

[prisma venture]

Yup

[slender rock]

What the fuuck

[prisma venture]

Thats just

I dont know

[prisma venture]

Anyway time to catch some sleep hopefully

[primal rapids]

I always carry three IED's into MM. One for the controller and two for the pseudogiant. Two don't usually kill the pseudogiant by themselves but they do most of the work.

[simple ore]

one for the burer

controller is easy as hell
and the giant can fling the ieds

[paper schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1092119855039266846/1092992794789953556/caption-52.gif

[wooden harbor]

grok really aught to give controllers the ability to sometimes mind control npcs

would make fighting them a lot more interesting

[placid sail]

this is an atrocity

[wooden harbor]

not in MM, but in other places at least

[primal rapids]

Controller mind-controls Hip into gunning down her simp

[wooden harbor]

the kind of justice we need

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/982684205102297108/1415782786026962985/3885076526004509279.mov?ex=68ed5478&is=68ec02f8&hm=91c2157de0e293767363cad0a4fda66f2edef6661bce98faa1d8895da4fd8292&

plinknarp

[pale ingot]

hey isnt windows 10 support ending tomorrow

damn

oct 14

[wooden harbor]

yeaaah...

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/976219538200870942/1042110915211968552/attachment-8.gif

[wooden harbor]

and between my friends dad being locked out of his pc for nonsense and the SSD-destroying update fiasco, i am still not willing to go to win 11

[pale ingot]

im not touching win 11 with a 10 foot pole

ill probably stay on windows 10 for a while till i find a good alternative

[wooden harbor]

its not like we are gonna get hit with a pc-ending virus as soon as support ends anyway

[pale ingot]

no man actually mr evil hacker is gonna use a simple program that explodes every windows 10 pc

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-chattering-teeth-scared-spooky-gif-22755553

[pale ingot]

#🎪bruh-fart message he's gonna get ALL OF US

[little mirage]

Wtf do you mean ssd destroying update? Is this recent?

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-leaf-vibes-vibing-sleeping-cat-gif-17297041570420202318

[little mirage]

Since my budget laptop came with windows 11 I had to manually prevent any updates

[arctic pawn]

brainfart exile is a useless role, since its the best gamma channel

[high wing]

mods send this man to gen offtopic

[wooden harbor]

pretty recent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlY2QjP_-9s

[arctic pawn]

damn why do you hate me

[little mirage]

Gamma server already provides us with instructions about install. They put chats on to poison us

[arctic pawn]

indeed

[wooden harbor]

installation instructions are the bait. then you get stuck in the trap of the chats forever

[simple ore]

JESSIE
WHY ARE YOU BLUE

[little mirage]

Incredible. Surely love it

[glad carbon]

[little mirage]

How bad is off topic?

[pale ingot]

i used the wrong meth formula mr white

[pale ingot]

they have nerds there

among others

[little mirage]

Did they remove invictus chat or am i just banned from it?

[wooden harbor]

i dont see it anymore so i guess it got deleted

[pale ingot]

i think they killed it

[wooden harbor]

crazy masochists...

[pale ingot]

too many people posting their modded hip kardashian invictus runs

[little mirage]

Fr? Assumed they were elitist that called grok a slur

[pale ingot]

don't actually remember why it got smited anymore

[high wing]

too many elitists fighting each other on what is an actual invictus run or not

[pale ingot]

probably too many people cheating for it or something to the point that invictus stopped having any real value

[high wing]

that too

[simple ore]

deleted

[pale ingot]

its when you do the thing the do the invictus the do

simple as

[high wing]

simple as

[simple ore]

simple as

[little mirage]

Sucks my ass. Invictus was fun to do. Not fun to lose a month long character to a stray bullet mid walk

[high wing]

dont even joke lad

[pale ingot]

you can still.. do invictus?

no one's stopping you

[high wing]

isnt invcitus one life mode

[simple ore]

two life

[high wing]

oh right

[simple ore]

you get 1 death for fri

[pale ingot]

you have to do like all of the storylines in 2 lives without ever turning on the cheat menu

[high wing]

if you found a certain thingy youcan come back no?

gotcha

[little mirage]

Nah i know. Just saying. Whats the point of playing invictus if you cant point to other retards on invictus chat

[pale ingot]

thats like the gist of it

[simple ore]

no even if you have extra lives you don't get invictus

you get murky spirit

[pale ingot]

just call people slurs in voice chat while youre doing invictus and bragging about how cool and awesome you are for doing invictus

[little mirage]

Bro you are a genius. Going to do that. Ty

[high wing]

and then you get shot for not paying attention

[little mirage]

Invictus merc run

[pale ingot]

i am often renowned for my superior intellect indeed

i think there was an order to the storylines you have to do for invictus

or maybe you can do different orders idk

go research that yourself i dont care about invictus enough to ever try it

[little mirage]

Tbh not worth the hassle. Gamma is too obscure to even show that achievement to anyone

[simple ore]

there is only 1 order

you can't pick

[little mirage]

Hell my girl will see that and just say "thats sweet dear" and move on

[pale ingot]

[simple ore]

blame abobaly

hopefully gronk can make a good storlyline for 1.0

[pale ingot]

you have to 100% skyrim and then you get the eternal virginity pass

[pale ingot]

grok is this true

[little mirage]

Grok needs to make a videogame instead of leeching on these devs.

[wooden harbor]

keeping all the most heinous shit in voice instead of text is the discord tradition

[simple ore]

what devs

[little mirage]

Me. I made sexy hip thighs and he added it to the source code

You just have to find it

[pale ingot]

always watch out for snitches this discord shit aint no game brah 🤫 💥 💥

[wooden harbor]

i play to win

[pale ingot]

omg the real hip kardashian mod developer

can i get your autograph

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-show-me-your-penis-gif-27503789

[pale ingot]

ddoss snitches so you can call people slurs safely

[wooden harbor]

more like i just dont even talk in servers that i dont think are safe lol

[pale ingot]

true

if the server has too high a number of in it i dont ever enter the chat because if i say anything

[wooden harbor]

in the halo discord its pretty easy to get banned by SJW moderators for minor text infractions, but in the voice chats we would get wild and outrageous to the point where mods started joining the chat quietly to listen in on us lol

that lead to a bunch of people getting banned at once, and really the voice chats have never been the same (they are totally dead now)

[little mirage]

Same happened in starsector discord

[pale ingot]

i dont wanna be subject to a retarded mod banning me cause i hurt his ego for some bullshit reason like not sucking his dick 24/7

there was this one tf2 youtuber server

solarlight

where one of the mods was like some retarded ass kid that had a lot of influence on the server itself

[little mirage]

In starsector discord. Like every other shit mod. You have to walk on egg shells when around them

[little mirage]

Man he did that to his own race?

[wooden harbor]

yeah it's a shame so many discord servers cant keep the rules simple and reasonable

[pale ingot]

it used to be kinda goated then i got myself banned for some bullshit reason, few months later some guys I knew from the server told me the aforementioned mod started making it so that "you cant chat in the meme chat anymore you can only post memes" which believe it or not killed the server

[wooden harbor]

instead they make it a labyrinth of obscure rules made to avoid offending niche subcultures and you end up with a place where talking freely about anything is risky

[pale ingot]

on top of an extreme amount of mod abuse and what have you

who cares about that though they killed the meme chat

[little mirage]

Wishful thinking. These unpaid "jobs" tend to draw in the worst types of people

Except our mods. Our mods are incredible loving people with lots of money

[pale ingot]

figured my ban expired a year ago so i went to check the server and it was so dogshit ans unfunny there i had to call them slurs and get myself banned again

actually no i didnt even do that much i just called them all unfunny and i got a permanent ban by some moderator because he was pissed off i called him unfunny

[wooden harbor]

yep people just looking to have someone to lord over are quite well represented in discord moderators

wer are lucky grok has a good head on his shoulders

[pale ingot]

mods in this server have been good

a few of the ex mods

[wooden harbor]

josta was a garbage mod, but they eventually got rid of him

[pale ingot]

but the remaining ones are good

[pale ingot]

madirex
s5yn3t
jostabeere
Aldourien

[wooden harbor]

oh so josta is just the latest among a line of shitheads

[little mirage]

Dont know them. Ill assume they like little kids and be done with

[glad carbon]

madirex was a shit mod in that they didnt do enough

[pale ingot]

on top of other things

[glad carbon]

idk I think josta was just a powertrip mod

[pale ingot]

buddy did enough in another department

[glad carbon]

good

[little mirage]

What are their crimes?

[glad carbon]

[wooden harbor]

100% he was tripping hard as fuck

[little mirage]

Please simplify grok

[glad carbon]

gey sex or something

[pale ingot]

being too gae

on main

[little mirage]

You mean literally posting porn?

[pale ingot]

talking about how he prostituted himself or sm

[little mirage]

He got emotional in STALKER GAMMA

[wooden harbor]

that sounds like average offopic chatter lol

[pale ingot]

no this wasnt emotional this is like

dude did it for the love of the game

[storm stream]

*he

[little mirage]

you should try being a mod

[pale ingot]

i will literally not do anything ever unless someone posts goatse

which has happened i guess

[little mirage]

Call yourself stalker hamma and get allegations set upon you

Goatse?

[pale ingot]

you dont know about the gae harbor spreader

[arctic pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly1cPYSqgR4

[wooden harbor]

do nothing 99.99% of the time, delete one instance of a disgusting meme. HERO!

[arctic pawn]

nice sketch