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I wanted Valhalla to be good
so fucking bad
but the combat is clunkier than assassin's creed games from a decade prior
I get reminded every so often why I don't spend money on many games anymore.
AC2/3 is peak
and watching the same three or four kill animations 50 times in one fight is exhausting
And black flag
the good parts of black flag have fucking nothing to do with assassin's creed
the assassin's creed parts are the worst bits of black flag
Idk, I never played it lmao
it's almost impressive
They took the wrong lessons off of Black Flag's success.
Started putting in shit that isn't part of Assassin's Creed.
Origins is garbage, odyssey is garbage, shadows is garbage, the games stopped being good when the Ezio storyline stopped
Now you can't even play them on steam because ubisoft purposely broke them
it kinda worked in django unchained
not for me, though
Good news
The turk who hacked my friends acc
my friend got it back
all i had to do was continually send it racist shit
specifially abt turkey
π
π€
see
racism does work
AIfield 6.
I'm glad more cod players are moving on to battlefield 6
Can't wait for Saturday. Gonna be playing BF6 all day.
Only 76 GB with all DLC stuff btw.
I'm hoping I'm wrong, but I'ma make a prediction. 2 months of new shiney glory then it'll probably fade out.
I really want to love BF6
Or play neither.
but I hate the aesthetic, and I don't like a single one of the reload animations
HOWEVER, it has a lotta problems that I don't think got addressed. Weapon balance is likely gonna be a big hurdle.
Like i LITERALLY paid $150 for this.
So i'm really hoping it doesn't go down the CoD route.
is battelfield owned by ea?
The studio that made the BF series? Yeah.
Actually not sure.
They're under EA.
Technically dice, but yeah under EA?
yeah i have no faith in the benedict counterstrike 6
In what now?
just another title number game
give it a year
or less if they fuck something up
Ah I see what ya mean now.
We'll see if the publisher change really does anything for the culture of the company. Not holding my breath either way. It's pretty, but that's been done for the last several they've put out.
What game does good reload animations
I can tell you which one doesn't.
Tripwire's games USED to have pretty decent stuff back in the day. Then they got lazy.
Ground Branch is... alright.
left 4 dead
Dude truueee
The spas reload gives me butterflies
most reload animations in MW2019 are bangers
Call of Duty has had solid reload animations since then
but I don't like the audio they use
the audio used for the animations in MW2019 sounds good. Like steel against steel.
but the audio used since MW2022 sounds like steel against plastic.
it makes me flaccid
Hi @idle veldt
try to say peanuts with a french accent
relax, liberal
it's called "dark humor"
i would never use a french accent
NEVER
thats understandable
The frottler
peanus
yep
Whatcha doin
Working
The jobler
makes sense
thats what eyelash extensions are for
what caustic nut are you shooting to cause pink/red eye
It's literally an irritant
Porn lies to you
Facials aren't fun
For her
You fucked up
I'm sorry Jay you're fired
damn. so the penalty for spitters is eye damage
j, devin, retard
I am confusion
i answer to all 3
K
just dont get the front of your eyeballs coated in cum
"just don't get shot in war"
you're not the one aiming
bruh I have eyelash extensions and glasses
Okay I have a meme
I avoid shit like that happening
But it might be too much
post for 0.15 seconds
this is anti-cum lobby propaganda
i think i have an ingrown hair in my ass
YOU look
I did it once
well you should stop fuckin toxic guys
unless you tell him
Bitch my girl let me do it once and it kinda yeah took weeks for her eye to heal
So
his ph balance must be fucked up
I guess so
u must exist on a diet of hot sauce
i mean, you're not really supposed to get stuff in your eye
shampoo isn't exactly toxic but it's still agonizing
Need a certificate for that
come on over
why'd she let you do that without eye protection
she lives on the edge
the edge gives you pink eye apparently
badge of honor imo
now thats true
just swallow it for easier cleaning
imagine being called devin
its not November yet
reminds me of that edging streak trend
back in 2021-2023
Fucking Devin lmao
thats a long edging streak
i will not be switching up my stroke game this november
hard to put stuff like that on with my hair length
i know, it sounds like an autistic asexual tumblr user
but some people like to use it
my hair reaches like my back
better than my full name
mr jfjdevinc
lomg hairs
those look like they need to fit through
Mr. James Francis Johnson Development Incorporated
yeah
can i call you francis
I dont want to get my hair cut yet
no that was my dad's middle name
can i call you mr development incorporated
you may
awesome
Mr Dev Inc
it makes me look like the girl from the ring
but instead, ginger
indeed
OH JESUS

thats even worse
thats terrifying
makes everything worse
youre here, no
were all basically gingers of gamma
ie: wretched things to keep in the basement
we're all kings gg
my bangs basically obscure my sight
my goat
anime ahh bih
I've gone 3 months without a haircut and its nice
no, like the girl from the ring
thats kindof an anime
was there an anime adaptation of ringu or something?
no but it had animation
and japan
expectation/reality
real
@pale ingot can i tickle your bum
today i learned that evangelion is responsible for generating about 5 billion dollars in revenue
kill yourself
whar the fucl
dickscord
thanos's weakness the entire time was findom
Just like me
"give me the stones, pay pig"
wouldve made infinity war much shorter
brainfart enters the heterosexual arc
any hope for a brainfart renaissance is over
Always have been
shut up chud boy
?
it has never been this over
and it will be even more over tomorrow
Ok Hama
still can't believe the cancellation of the last season cost us FUCKING MATT BERRY AS FORCE MAJEUR
where are them visigoth girls
Quit your bitching
I haven't reached that section of the folder yet ya dildo
kyle crane over here
Post balls first bitch
When she says she likes it rough so you bark like a dog
when she says she likes it rough so you lowkey manhandle her to revolution square and label her as a royalist so she's next on the guilliotine
thats my kink
bangs too short cant be u
hair too short, bangs too short, not ginger
doing the same thing though
magnifier behind a red dot
thats where its supposed to be
thought its usually behind an eo-tech
yeah you dont have to be billy billionaire
at that point just get an LPVO
its not even my gun >:(
Okay so, what's the average price of one Stella
i just run a 3x cuz im lazy
my bad
YEAH
at that point just run an aimpoint micro t1
its your money
my lack of money
what is gachimuchi even about
look it up
Gae porn
understood
Yeah
Funni meme
what is this posting
@river zealot @naive bison
light work
you're usually the gooner, doesnt it cater to your needs?
you dont get to call me that if you are mentally challenged, stella
its always you people that call others things

hello schizo french
hello cryon
yo
inapoi la scoala
im so fucked
da
test din luceafar
saptamana asta sau viitoare
ma cam suna asa coviduΘu
runda 4
oh no I'm not retarded, difference is I just dont have the mindset of a gooner
didnt you gift your husband a fucking fleshlight
dont even talk
youre gonna lose the nonexistent argument
I didnt know what he wanted
@narrow lotus @river zealot
hasans dog
poor dog, I hope that mf gets taken away
fnaf theory: the world on his back have 2 ballons cuz dio was in water about 100 years

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Mf definitely zaps his dog on the regular, he lied about the collar.
You don't do that unless you know it's bad.
ledy
her mi tonait
Huh
There is something about having a lot of facial piercings that puts me off.
Seems violent to me.
doesnt seem violent it seems weird because it is weird
Bunch of hooks in your face pulling the skin back isn't violent?
all piercings are violent
ear ones they put a gap in your ear and the earing they put in makes sure it doesn't close
then you add whatever else you want onto it
Oops
violence is violent
Ears aren't designed to be your primary mode of emoting.
i dont mind most i just really dont like the ones around the lips
That's like meh bro
who the fuck is prince albert
Pro-feminist btw
It's a cock piercing
i dont get why people pay any attention to chud streamers
tit clit and dick piercings are the most unusual
Through the tip head
^
The one where they insert a metal rod inside?
okay so
That's sounding but a ring goes through yes
i cant comment on this
that sounds awful
@fossil swan chicken
Oh you donβt have a penis
kurwa
i do im just not piercing it
Iβm sorry for your loss
who tf would do that shit
Apparently Prince Albert
u should only do piercings if youre an orc or a tribal npc from a fantasy videogame
People who like pain or are into body modification
Nipple piercings take a bit to heal
My girl has those
rnt those the best
π
I don't watch streamers at all
Although I've seen clip of asmongold saying he loves harassing people for political views, he was talking about that Ghost dev who got fired recently and Assmon said he'd love to find her next employer so that they'd fire her too
wt
No forgiveness from these wetards
all the women in my family have ear piercings and they get them as kids so they dont remember the pain but when they get them repierced they say its painful
total streamer death man
Welp
Did they get it done at Claire's
Those people are idiots
Emerald Ink in elk Grove did mine properly.. using a needle manually and a person who was skilled and not using those shitty ass piercing guns
no they have a specific place in stockton idk the name
Hmm
Receding hairline
I feel your pain
That's METAL
Good morning everyone π
Good album too
What did she do
No clue
Probably twitted something "offensive"
What's her name
Xalrider Mother
Shark
Alo iedy
yo
Everything is AI!!!*
wild
100x Stronger what did he mean by that
.50cal?
missile strike?
oribtal laser?
All im saying is, it wasn't the rightwingers who popularized the culture of going after peoples jobs for things people say online
You reap what you sow
Thats why its unacceptable to advocate for political violence, cause you idiots think it will never swing back at you
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good god we are in for some good memes
They say twitch CEO was in chat telling him to crank the voltage up

If it swings back at me and I get exploded, fair play

awooo
i condemn this
Hvaldimir (Norwegian pronunciation: [ΛΚΙΛl.dΙͺ.mΙͺr]; c.β2009[1][2] β 31 August 2024) was a male[3] beluga whale that fishermen near Hammerfest in northern Norway noticed in April 2019 allegedly wearing a camera harness. After being freed from the harness, he remained in the area and appeared used to humans. Speculation that he had been trained by Russia as a spy whale led to his being dubbed Hvaldimir, a portmanteau of Norwegian hval (whale) and "Vladimir", for Russian President Vladimir Putin.


Hvaldimir was found floating dead in the bay of Risavika, close to Stavanger, on 31 August 2024.
awww mate they got him for failing the mission and getting caught
ggs
Fake. Russia uses giant squids.
Giant squid on the surface 
Best unit in RA2
Fuck that bridge in particular.
Roiders and homo
Consider injecting enough sleep and a normal diet into your system
Have mercy on ur buthole
π
coffeine poisoning is overrated anyways
add nicotine on top for more fun
do it
@narrow lotus @river zealot @glad carbon https://vxtwitter.com/ShitpostGate/status/1976110847777997120
Don't listen to the devil
Is that the guy who threw his dog?
Or whatever the fuck he was doing
he shocked it with a shock collar for getting up
thats literally it
it stood up and wanted to walk away from its small mat
Bruh
What is happening to Twitch
Giving birth on stream, animal cruelty
It's so over for us
The shock collar thing is not confirmed banderasz
Thatβs just the funny meme
The birth thing IS REAL tho
theres enough evidence
giving WHAT on stream ?
Itβs giving
@narrow lotus @stone blade
John twitch
And also congratulated them or something
WHAT THE FUCK
I donβt see a problem with it actually
ive been promised flying cars and teleportation and robot maids
instead people give birth on live videos
fuck this timeline
Like you canβt livestream during your childβs birth
of course he doesnt
@narrow lotus @river zealot
People watch idk
robert lolcow status cemented
Bro that kid is so fucked in school
prostitutes are more honorable than this shit
at least they dont stream
That might be true
I donβt see how itβs dishonorable
bro i can't 
A lot of people film that stuff
these wemen are really stretching how far they can degenerate the world
Why not stream it
Yeah for themselves, because its personal and important to them
If you stream it to milk money
Thats pretty dishonourable
Streaming personal stuff is normal
I donβt personally get it
But itβs not uncommon
Gumbus
I should live stream me having sex with your mum
You probably couldnβt do that
bro
@river zealot don't engage
he legit has zero morral compass or dignity
theres no point
Yes i already disengaged by making a mom joke
he literally said if his sister was doing onlyfans he would support her, if he was her teenage brother
holy cucklord
It's confirmed, he even lied about it.

NAAAH
The fact that he spend 12 hours off stream prepping and this is the best he came up with proofs that he is an idiot.
didnt even have amazon prime for same-day shipping of a new collar?

It's crazy how he heard from the vet that his dog would have joint issues if it kept laying on hardwood next to him and his decision was to just have a shock collar for when it leaves the special bed to lay on
Or just show it without the prongs on and say that he only uses the vibration setting.
Like at that point just tell ur fans to stop requesting the dog be in the background and let that dude lay down in the grass outside or something
He is rich enough to change the floor or put up a carpet.
He must milk twitch audience for money, how otherwise would he able to be afford supporting terrorism
Or that too
Lmfao
Bro
That kid wont have a fucking life
They probably will
He will be considered the son of a whore
Sheβs rich right
The number of serial killers is going to go off the roof when these OF kids grow up.
imagine showing up to school and seeing your sister get piped
from bullies showing you the videos
I actually donβt even know who she is
IN 4K!
like all you need to do is READ THIS to understand why that kid wont have a normal life lol
Itβs fine people get bullied in school Alex
Itβs not new
i remember he made a tweet dunking on some his hater of his like "Judge me by my enemies"
Someone edited that tweet so the "enemy" is his dog

For something that they are in control over.
Not their mom/sister being a whore.
This takes "suffering builds character" to a realm i never saw
Is the kid a boy or a girl?
A dude
Iβm not defending the bullying
Either way, 50% suicide after 15yo
Itβs just not a new phenomenon
And at the age where people act the bitchiest too
Imagine the pressure to do OF.
Wait
its like the tards saying "bring back bullying" as if you can also bring the kids who blew their dome off due to bullying back
And the thing is mainstream now
No idea
Like 36+?
...
33?
Hag.
Hag is what range
40?
Id imagine 40+
45 I thought
Depends on the woman
At what point is the border between hag and cougar
attractiveness
38 - 44?
Who is more attractive?
Don have any
Cougar.
Anyways if her daughter is 15
What the fuck
New twitch category
No
Going into labor
Twitch should be fucking nuked jfc
Can we go back to the softcore
The CEO HIMSELF WENT TO CONGRATULATE HER
AFTER HER WATER BROKE
Aren't the going to have a hearing in front of congress?
You know, maybe anarcho primitivits are onto something
We were bitching about pool streams
Births are still kinda private thing but weirdo MFS will sexualize it
Who could have thought
Births should be private
NO SHIT IT ALWAYS WAS A PRIVATE EVENT
The fact that she did it around like 20 people in an inflatable pool on camera is crazy lmao
π
I would count it on the same level as a surgery.
Itβs like a party bro
IT WAS
Poor new kiddo gonna see that when they're 20 something like
rober acc leak
Wtf
Wasnt the dude trying to give her alcohol too?
here have mine
I didnt see the whole 9 hour fucking vod but I vaguely remember something like that
If he was giving her alcohol during the birth, it's likely she drank during the pregnancy too.
If they are all living in LA we should consider national guard pacification
Mother of the year, gentlemen.
bro thats me on monday morning
fucking thumbnail too lmao
bro
and i still think, who gives a little baby cigarettes ffs
just dont
dont give him the attention
this is just retarded
relatable
Are you talking about meeeee
as long as the heat is on
Burgir
borgur
Nice
Nice school lunch
You ordered extra human sauce I see
Id love to have a borgar rn
@heady crow
Can u buy me a burger
Is that a full pickle or several
you are
Gotta see that pickle reveal
the voices are right
Yeah, we can go to hesburger
Proper pickle placement
Hezburgah
@quaint ore do you guys have hesburger there?
burger
i hardly know her
I want burger here >:(
@heady crow terve 
@OrwellNGoode If people give me an ounce of political power, I'm going to outlaw HR departments and execute every single recruiter via firing squad
do it no balls
I am 6 min walk away from one
Send me burger
air mail me a borgir
Several pickles
how did u get this gif of me
Moro, mites menee
You have one down there fucker
Zased
I know
It's like other side of town and I'm sleepy
In n out kinda horny tho

Okayy, do you guys have five guys there?
Sactown isn't better and is triple the distance
and 5 guys isnt horny?
Ya goof
No we only have 3 guys
Me Robert and Bruno
Nah that's just roundtable
the rusty rudder
The jorktable
We have 4 here
their size makes up for the amount
Oh 4 guys?
4 big guys, yeah
4 guys is rough
Aweeee
Its doable
What's the 4th gonna do
he gon' fuck
Receiving
No 3 are gonna fuk
well
choke u
4th gonna have to sit there or something
Human dickapede
1v2v1
Yes instagram, I'm interested
The circle
No the fourth is going to be the middle
im gonna need an MS paint on how this works
Only way you can learn is in practice
Can I post a lizard with two symmetric tumors
Maybe the last one is the referee
Yes
https://x.com/ManMilk2/status/1976105334101205221?t=fMCraHbhu7knU9mhuEUlyw&s=19 @narrow lotus this you?
ANN PHONG!!!
Hell yeah
he should do it again
Wow such a newsworthy event
Before coffee
I can spread your cheeks next
Hwo about you spread some positivity you miserable rat
is that fucking red face?
Orange
yes
ITS UP
LETS GO
Add
stupidpenis
Before x.com
morning
why
Fixes embed
Allows one to play vid on discord
Also it's the funny fix
There are other embed fixers
But this one funny
@paper schoonerhow we doin
we cooking
give me a week and I'm again going to post porno in meme channel
hahha bet
stupidpenis 
I just watched the video "an island" "I love going to islands"
something about the epstein files in there too
Gta 6 photo mode
AI is getting really realistic
miauuuuuuuuuuuuu
ive had these exact arguments with my cats
what were you arguing about
fuck ai
Why wait?
Need to pick something good
THERE IS FOOD IN YOUR BOWL
"MMEOOOOWWW!"
I KNOW YOU DONT LIKE THE LOW CARB BUT YOURE FAT
"MMMRREEEEOOWWW! >:("
I agree
if AI gets any more realistic it could be used as false evidence in court cases
fat fucks gonna lose weight coming to terms with eating the low carb food though
thats already happening imo
AI has been out for deceds now mainl used by army and govermants
and u think somone in the govermant hasnt used it to cover his ass in court
thats fucked, let me guess, america?
idk probably
Your honor it was just Skittles and M and Ms
also u are gooner this one is fuckin baaad man
another ginger behind bars
man redheads are just better
as expected
at being neurodivergent
@naive bison
imagine doing this much crack
im autist my self its okey
Natural habitat
and I'm ginger myself, and look at me
I'm not neurotypical either
im dirt blonde and my beard is red i am reterd i i think
stop lyin
returd*
yes
you cant post in here and claim normality
yep'
i would never
the fact that I'm here just says it all
yes
You dont need to say it
OI OI OI
not funny
I'm not sending anyone money

discord of all sites
look if you're giving out money im just puttin it out there
this is equivalent for falling for a refund scam with some generic white person name like "john" speaking to me
lisen im not gonna lie to you
i would by monsters for it
im gonna be honest
i do have monster adiction
i need it
see
Like you're attracted to werewolves?
i aint furry
why bro so raggedy
no, the drink
hi this is john
can i have $5
does the one that doesnt get a heart attack win?
i havnt had monster in 12 hours
you poor bastard
i know i know
i might actualy die here
yeah thats due to the caffiene you've been drinking
caffine is okey
you're gonna get kidney stones
ears
I've heard
oh god, the whole anydesk and bank account details huh....
Stella you're somewhat french, right?
Does the word "sorbonela" or "sorbonnela" have any meaning?
I've read about it from a french author book translated to hungarian but I can't find anything about it
the fuck si sorbonela
All ears
Or so I've heard
Some kind of disease in the book
ah
you mean the university in paris?
what I got was Bartonella
dont know much about it though
Thanks tho
oh god, your discord profile reminds of my husbands
Is he an evil wizard?
his is also a wizard, but something something DND themed
his bio has his dnd stats on it, I dont get it
immediately abducted by xi jinping himself
nothing happened on taylor swifts birthday...
Do you mind
was sleeping!
Oh hey that's supposed to professor paradox, neat
true
i dont know i cant tell from a still image
you tell us
We told him to fix embeds
MF refuses





