#🎪bruh-fart
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that's a deal if i have ever seen one
Idk I think he's just anti semetic until he starts posting weird hitlerite gifs like you do
drop a live grenade when killed
everytime someone says "the n word" are they dropping a hard R?
are you actually retarded?
proud lithuanians
i do?
yes
hey buddy i introduced like half to xal
my bad
The "save me Hitler" cat
yes
sorry xal you have to die
thats not EVEN THAT BAD
blood has also posted it
Xal is a noozi confirmed
it's funny and in my opinion it makes fun of nazis actually
nah, i just post the tired cat
remember that meme of a guy having like 15 ibuprofens with the caption "i'm coming Hitler"
thats what hes talking about
that's hilariour
the im tired hitler cat comp
@upper gulch you're going to be picked up and squeezed
that's a different one
kys
winky the cat hitler gif in high framerate and quality?

i have both
low fps brings the point across
Noozis everywhere
post-denazification
alright, that's nazi propaganda
?
I think the better version is the one where it's the guy praying to trump while his windows get smashed in on a traffic stop
that's close too
ACTIVATION WORD: RONALD MCDONALD
got a new one

how alex be moving
actually fucking S tier hilarious video
he thinks donald trump is homelander
😭
Is he gonna swallow cyanide
im gonna post this in a spicy server and watch the reaction LOL
please donald trump save me
Sovereign citizens are the biggest dipshits to hit the big times
sleepy joe doesnt want this video out
waht the FUCK is a qtriot
It's like uhh
i love them so much
4chan scizo tier conspiracy
Qanon like trump's personaly platform
sent this to my israeli friend
(my AIPAC handler)
thyre like the perfect combo of "well ACHKSHULLY and meth"
what is it about
no
the russian soldiers going into the uber bunker just to see hitler run into a agarthan portal before it closes
Idk all the lore but they believe trump is ridding the world of secret elites that have access to ancient alien healing tech and shit
i heard it forr a long time but i still dont know what its about
i am going to send this to the paypal support email
"officer, because I'm a sovereign citizen, I can drink and drive without a seatbelt with no license in an unregistered vehicle"
so just the truth
STOP BREAKING MY WINDOW
BUT THE RULES
THE RULLLEESSSS
It's generic mentally ill cult stuff but instead it's extremely parasocial
Wasn't the uhh
me when target has rainbow flags
Pizza gate thing involved with qanon
Me when the McDonald's dollar menu is now the value menu
Are you talking about the pizza war indicator
AHHHHHH
Where the hawk tuah brother got his brains blown out in a traffic stop
99 cent cones AAAAHHHHH
Q was an intellectual honeypot for all of the "covid is fake" soccer moms that didnt die of covid
alr imma hop off tonight see ya guys
2 for 3.50 hot n spicies AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
mossad agent number #20 signing out
???????
Nvm looked up pizzagate
No the theory that they someone trafficked children in the basement of a pizza place in broad daylight because some bigwig politicians visited it a couple times I think?
memri tv certified content creator
if it was a papa johns then its confirmed truth, no one would eat that shit bro
alexa, blow up his motorola pager
Yeah nah they ain't sex trafficking kids like qanon says
look up Flesh Simulator's video on pizza gate
i think it started from some real evidence
then Q adopted it and suddenly gas lit it into being schizo and having Hillary Clinton and shit
That's how they get fresh meat and red sauce for the pizza
how else would they stay open with that rank ass pizza?
Adrenochrome marinara
Q: definitely a real movement and not Federal Agency led at all
stem cell pizza sauce 
I don't even remember the initial evidence
flesh has a good run down on it
Wasn't it some random scizo tweeting
Show of Hands, how many people here believe Epstein roped himself
Also the super sus orders that politicans made that cost huge amounts.
remember that guy saying he hears yiddish under the floor of his bathroom

I think it's possible either way but it's way more likely he didn't
He def had a plea deal waiting
That's about what I expected outta you
the real pennywise
guaranteed he didn't especially with people like Donald Trump's reaction
He wasn't guilty of anything, apparently.
Why would he rope himself?
Watch him talk, that ain't a man who necks himself
Idk what do you want me to say
some sus stuff is always going on in dc,
one of the sus people owns alot of pizza restaurants,
those pizza restaurants are favorited by a lot of other sus people
as soon as the pizzagate thing became popular; a "crazy guy" went in there and shot up evrything that could be holding evidence (like the surveillance system and point of sale server)
Nah that's just what I expected frots
then immediately surrendered to police
I think there's a chance he was just w giant pussy and wanted to take the easy way out and avoid the possibility that his plea deals were denied but like
When I'm in a killing American citizens competition and my opponent is the US government
Unless they do shit, they don't agree with. Then that's a slippery slope to 1933
Everything kinda points to him not doing that
or all the canadians the cia experimented on
the subsequent schizo horde that Q and 4chan threw at it discredited any and all real investigation and basically gave it the bigfoot treatment
people are afraid to consider the possibility and would rather laugh at and point at anyone who brings up real evidence
I dont think covid was a huge deal. I worked in a covid unit and didnt get sick once
Pizzagate is about politicians and other high standing people being very weird about their inclusion of pizza with particular situations. Especially when combined with the code words for different types of pizza. Hillary Clinton's emails had a lot of references to things like "hey I'm visiting the oval office in 3 days. I want a hotdog, no bun, $10,000." Which is code for like, a preteen boy. Look up Ellen Degeneres pizzagate on her show for a better idea
I could be morbid about it but I wont
well i guess all those dead bodies buried on that island in new york were just for fun then idk what to tell you
ACTIVATION WORD, HOTDOG NO BUN
Dan is kinda right there it fucked up the investigation but also it led to schleppa types that just eat up whatever chaff was thrown as "evidence"
the first time i got it i thought it was my allergies flaring up
Pizzagate is child sex trafficking for govt officials
Jewyork
Schleppa what are ur thoughts on 10k USD Wayfair cabinets
Lol
Trafficking
schleppa what are your thoughts on ivermectin??
It's not but if that's what ur weed addled brain wants to believe


The world is controlled by satanic pedos, what else is new?
schleppa is the earth round or flat
Thats where quinn came from
didn't it also get recommended to people by doctors tho? 
wow he really does just believe everything
They now officially control all 3 branches of govt
even thinks the eath is round

eath
i'm not entirely versed on the ivermectin thing, but my take is
Doctors recommended it to patients, but also retards thought it's a panacea and self medicated?
It comes with being a libertarian
Das me
The earth is the big dipper and space is a mirror
@lean nest blacklist this
They had different products for animals and humans, same ingredient.
That's literally it.
I dint do nuffin
but yeah what i said stands tho no?
Anyways is bedge time
Yeah they went with the horse ones.
Yooo new dandy pfp :D
just admitting it is even more crazy
Gn buddy
yeah the whole ivermectin thing sounds like "self-medicating is bad"
Earth was creates by yakub
@glad carbon am i wrong?
Can't a man have a hobby
Oh ok das not me i been framed
Uhhh kinda
MSM linked it to anti vaxxers so they could psyop people to take it.
It's a dewormer so unless you have worms it's not gonna do much
i did my part
Yakub farted all of us out
but why would doctors recommend it for people with covid, iirc
just for memes or what
They didn’t recommend it
Are you sure it was doctors or just twitter users with Dr in the name
you have me blocked
WIN 🗣️
Psyop to distract people from being upset at the right things.
no didn't joe rogan say specifically his doctor told him to take it? I know joe rogan is a bad source for this but it's at least one example? i dont think he ever said he was taking it cause he read it online
I don’t have to read your messages to know what you are talking about
His doctor doesn't have to mean an actual doctor
They edited his skin to look green on CNN.
Shit was so crazy.
It can be a private physician without a medical license
i remember sth like that lol
i guess
let me google it
I wouldn't leave that post up if i were you
I ate a quarter of this yesterday with a pal. 2 feet of double stacked fish sandwich
Med this is really too close
Pumpkin found some dust and fuzz to eat
i checked on wikipedia and i didn't find anything about doctor associations or anything like that recommending its use @glad carbon
flop will protect them they both like dogshit media
Orange cats are so goofy
don't bring my boy orange cta into this
there actually is a human version of the drug
and it has been proven in peer reviewed study to strengthen cell walls (how covid reproduces)
which would help you ONLY if you contracted covid like a day ago and weren't fully sick yet
the reason it became ridiculous was people eating the horse version (way to strong and full of other stuff not for human consumption)
and that there wasnt enough research or actual existing amounts of the human dose at the time to make it medically acceptable to prescribe
if you look it up now, its a known treatment but still not very effective and still stigmatized
but a broken clock is right twice a day lol
Keep in mind you can still get results from actual "doctors" even if they're disgruntled hacks who repeat garbage that's already been debunked by dozens of researchers
what a silly guy
Who cares about cell walls, I want stronger cell balls instead
stronger cell walls so el chapo doesn't escape
Idk it's still reckless and dumb even if it's being trialed and could work
Need training
What about the clot shot?
all these calories to waste on eating fish
ggs
fuck this guy

weird ass people in this chat
i will beat you to death
Ofc there's a nuance between stages in trials
Still best to wait for FDA approval
the reckless part was largely the horse paste
FDA is corrupted as fuck.
fda is corrupt yes but still better than taking medicine suggestions from 4chan
are you saying covid reproduces by strengthening cell walls
True.
bathtub estrogen
no I'm saying covid invades cell walls to reproduce

animal cells dont even have cell walls
shoutout keffals
they have cell membranes
Idk I think taking drugs just because they've been shown to work for a limited number of test applicants in a small time period just sets urself up for disappointment and potentially ignoring the issue because you think you've already handled it
only plants, fungi and bacteria have cell walls
strengthening cell walls can stop covid from over taking your immune sytem
strengthening cell walls doesnt do anything because animal cells dont have cell walls
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Warning: 2
worth it
Ie not getting a vaccine that passed trials because you took horse paste and believe you're all better now
membranes/walls
im not a geneticist man idk
YOOO

read the papers
shit is like basic biology
Then why are you talking about covid's reproduction cycle when you cant even grasp the idea of an animal cell
Does he look like a Magos Biologis to you?
@upper gulch hiii flower lady
Boiled plastic bags
BECAAUE THATS WHAT THE PAPERS SAID
hi

Show vacuole
you can read the conclusions without a degree in medicine mf
I know but it is also good to have an understanding of what those conclusions imply

When are we gonna have the talk about how soy contains plant estrogen
what
i do agree if you strengthen cell membrane it might slow down viral infection but regardless cell membranes have pathways to allow biomolecules in that viruses hijack anyway so actual strength of cell membrane could stop mattering at all to certain variants of it
its good to have a million dollars but i aint got that either
Nah, just fuck it we ball
One is easier to gain than the other
It'll be fine 
Idk I think it's be a good 3 hour discussion with no good outcome because people already made up their minds beforehand
and stop arguing with me about what a medical paper said argue with the doctors who wrote it bro idk
Ur washed vro
What as in the food stuff soy.
everyone knows citing a source = insta win
truth
because we were talking about muddled conspiracy and that one got extremely muddled??
its not that serious
it isnt serious
Plant, especially soy's plant byproduct estrogen doesn't get processed the same way as animal byproduct estrogen
what does that have to do with saying dont bring up papers that you dont know topics of
my point was: just like pizzagate, it got memeified and completely exaggerated into a cartoon of itself
idk man i like sushi and soy sauce taste good 
Ah
Source?
just dont bring it up
i just watch an andrew tate tiktok phonk compilation after to compensate on the soy
pick something from a topic you do know about
Eating oats boiled in milk rn to grow.up to be a strong boy
1900's slavic peasant breakfast
eat the horse paste idc
hold on lemme go put my kebabs in the oven rq
yummy
make sure to make enough for everyone here
make sarma too
If you would consult my Twitter post collage:
Brother I consumed a half a kilogram khachapuri yesterday by myself and then downed a quarter of a chacha bottle
Gimme a break a little
Drinking milk is the real estrogen rich activity
I know lol
Keeping a hormonne balance is more important than dumping testosterone into your body and then having anger issues
a what
sarma
idk what that is
Isn't estrogen good for ur hair or something
yeah i got zero clue what this is gng
I dunno, i am eastern european, will probably go bald by 40
sarma
Quickly man
Nom
i love steroids
favorite lipid
@narrow lotus
Every eastern european uncle older than 35
Let me guess, scammers?
StreCOCK
I will make it my life goal
To become the fun and buff as fuck uncle with stories from the military that makes US Marine antics look like high school pranks
antics (war crimes)
First you have to commit warcrimes.
I hear Middle East is offering.
Nah I am gonna end up in the trenches soon, maybe i will meet artem
"please consult the graphs and the map of public toilets in the area before you depart"
On opposite sides?
Tf you mean artem is Ukrainian 
@fallow trellis are you one of those fancy toilet owners?
are you
An 87 year old woman got driven over by a 4 year old yesterday
Yes you heard that right
He is
Out with the old, in with the new.
Type shit
In what? How the fuck did they reach the pedals
Probably disengaged the handbreak.
I helped him
You didn't know this or are you being ironic?
He knows and is telling Ph33r about it
I mean, I get that people either have very short memories or don't pay attention / don't care
ik youre californian
Hard not to notice though
yea you like penis
yea
It's not a penis it's just a very swollen clint
Gamer, the most oppressed minority.
thats nasty
i dont like masc lesbians
people always say "Gamer" with a hard R
Hahah
blegh
just thinking of them makes me sick
Ironic
yea that is how i feel
Record it
Ah, a fellow Californian.
Even uses the term Neurospicy 
Mix it into a blast beat
If you want a small tip, treat it like real life, be aware of existential dread and counter it with drugs
"fellow"
not trying to make death metal personally

Death metal is just jazz with spikes and goats heads
👀
Deathmetal or jazz
true
You're the Californian Law Student
i like that dog
brainfart when robert makes it get locked down
Of course he will
the day of robert's public brainfart execution is the day i celebrate
Meanwhile the mods: 
mmmmmm sarmale
Sadly can't afford them
You are going to be turned into Corpse Starch
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New horus heresy
Proof that Coca Cola controls the US gov
Why!
what else?
Wdym what else!
from internet archive?
wait this is in school
OMG IEDY
play them the yankee doodle mouse @narrow lotus
TRUST BRO JUST TRUST
its an insanely funny episode
that monkey is like 2 evolution steps before he would be my coworker bro

Bro, what the fuck. Romanian schools are better equiped than your average German school 
funnily enough I left the company whilst being one of the best employees they had with highest sales and quickest calls
they have a fucking soundbar too
what kind of budget does that school have
Most underfunded Romanian school vs German University
OOOKAY MATE
where
Ya missed it

sink pissers arre the most oppressed group
Truth Nuke
weak w*man can't even handle some aerosolized piss
is that the guy CNN doxxed?
Mf memes on facebook, doxxing him isn't hard.
how can people still deny the blackpill
you know what im talking about?
cocomelon for boomers
a guy on reddit posted the edited gif of trump on WWE beating up a guy but the guy had a cnn logo for a head
Oh yeah, I remember that.
#kidssongs #nurseryrhymes #kidsvideo #nomadkids
would actually rather watch this than CNN 
The kid was 15.
Huh interesting
lemme guess
there was a flag in the show
Netflix makes a lot of slop nowadays anyways
Ultimately the goal with doxxing is to get someone to inflict violence on the person.
Nah he's supporting people who are cancelling netflix for this.
no he wasnt
I dont care if it dies I am watching shit via pirate websites
that was a grown man
what's the show called?
‘Dead End: Paranormal Park’
appr
Alr cancelled my netflix subscription
Where are you getting this?
oh it's this fuckass ugly animation style
yeah burn it
People who support animations like this need to be beaten with hammers
Cause their parents werent there to do it in time
you will own nothing and you will be happy
Disgusting art style.
bait
ANY SPEECH WILL RESULT IN TROUBLE
western animation died with tom and jerry
since then, every single animation style has been worse than everything from the east
BIG BIG TROUBLE
wdym bait???????????????
Id rather have my kid watch generation kill than this shit
pederasts should not know safety

open season
Either they watch this or anime 
Not the soviet fucking term lol
oh the pussy finally unblocked me 
wanna get ragebaited again?
why cant the government just allow us to freely rob/maim offenders like that?
what are y'all retards talking about
what the fuck are you talking about
crazy to see a paki actually using their identity in the username
usually when they are outside of pakistan and things are not going well for them and they got to get out of it ,they just say that they are from India

I have not a single positive or neutral thing to say about that
??? 
Vigilate justice
The punisher
I noticed you had pretty based takes

vigilante justice is when we as the people play own judge
which isnt allowed because we must honor the laws and rules set by an oligarch decree
he did it because he liked it
hell he loved it
Kitto
no, you were just tired of seeing constant "blocked message" everytime I came here 
The batman
So called justice systems when it comes to actually giving justice to criminals (best they can do is 1 year of prison time)
Vigilante justice is when you manage to convince you and some of your boys to go lynch a repeat offender who has been let go 35 times.
^^^^^^
Oh, no I see blocked messages all the time
woodchippers and the like
due to my parole terms i cannot associate with this chatroom at this time
you associated with worse
Take them to a forest, find a tree, get a camera and some rope
Old school justice
Get hung on a fucking tree
You want lynching
In the old times punishments were very harsh because it deterred crime.
Why cant i shitpost about being a violent fuck in peace
with who or what
kill people with hatchets and whatnot
A guy moving 2 villages over could get away with murder pretty easily.
in the old times, people got executed in public for eating the wrong food
For exampel?
Punishments deterred crime by being public
Eating the reserves meant for winter is not smart.
wait really? 
(don't tell ph33r about Foucault)
I meant like eating pork
died to despair and a fucking pig so far
what happens if you eat pork in private in a muslim country these days 
You get lynched
nuthin
Stoned to death.
and idk, your neighbors catch you in the window
You don't wanna eat pork there
Not because of the Religion tho
oh not at all 
Parasites.
But because of how it is stored and what happens if you store pork in that environment.
this is what happens when
propaganda spreads
retard be doing worse shit in public and nuthin is done about it
I'M GOING TO ALGERIA AND SPEAKING FRENCH IN PUBLIC IN ORAN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
nuthin will happen
who up stroking they worm
That's why it was forbidden in the first place. Muslims consider pork "dirty", because it is in the area the Religion was founded
and THEN I will speak HEBREW in VILLEJUIF
would you look at the time
elaborate
ALGERIA
WHERE ARE YOUR JEWS 🗣️
Eating a bacon cheeseburger is the most based thing you can do.
(in France 

In your walls.
mmm bacon
in my electronics more like
Mossad is listening right now.
just like Netanyahu said
"who here has a phone? hold your phone up - you're holding a piece of Israel right there"

Thank fuck I don't own a pager.
for the spooky month:
i love israel
Gary did nothing wrong
when i first saw it i thought it was scripted lmao
the dude was just sitting there with his back to the camera
If you store meat like steak from a cow in the sun, it refines itself and gets a certain taste.
If you do the same with pork, the meat gets ruined and not eatable.
You can store pork in colder regions, which is why it is okay to eat in areas like Europe and forbidden in hot areas like the middle east
Real life is 
don't you need to cure beef too to dry it safely like that?
massive amounts of salt: 
You put it in a small barrel with way too much fucking salt
oh wait
no I'm thinking about pork
same thing with mutton
Only haram thoughts
'
fartuzi
I think so, look I'm not an Expert. But the basis is, pork is not good in heat, while Beef is okay under the right conditions.
Religion was just a tool to tell the people of old times, how the world works and what not to do.
And instead of telling your average peasant that you can't store pork because of complicated bullshit... You just tell him, it's haram and that's the end of it
Love me a good porkchop
The cops were pretty nonchalant about apprehending him too. Absolute cinema
mentioning dragons
Again in this shit place of a school
but I thought that any meat in heat is not gonna fare fucking well unless it is cured, hence the confusion
really makes you think
Visit iedy's school. He watches Tom & Jerry
Neat
it's a case we will never know the answer for it
I think you can't cure pork and that's the reason
Can somone send bomb threat to my school
Actually don't, don't visit his school and he's not watching Tom & Jerry
but cured pork is a thing? including the iconic mr bacon?
It will be funn u guys
jarvis stroke it a lil @simple ore

Maybe not back in the day?
Look, I only repeat what I vaguely remember from School and that there is actual thought behind forbidding pork... And it was something about the meat getting bad 
jarvis buy an airfryer on amazon
I'm not gonna sugar code it, I have surface level knowledge about that stuff
free gym
woah they coding in sugar now ??!!
I was expecting definitive answer and I am disappointed, so much for an AI. reverting back to the original idea "pork is unclean because pigs will eat any shit you give them"

Real

would nick cage do this
Fine by me, I don't care about them not eating pork anyway.
I do!
And if you don't support pork consumption, you are my ENEMY
he will
plus, in the past, pork can develop worms as well. you eat it, now you get worms. in modern day, im not sure bcs i live in muslim country. but i'd imagine the standards are at least on par with beef/chickens
funnily enough, fish is not haram (even raw), but can contain more worms, which could lead to immediate death. lots of ppl die this way after consuming poorly prepared sashimi/sushi.
so yeah, regardless of religous laws, apply some common sense
so we gonna get catman amoung the batman , superman , aquaman
@placid sail
im boutta get worrmyyy... oʻōough
Yeah, thank you mate!!
and cows didn't get as much parasites, then?
But if u cook it well u have nothing to worry right
?
yoo it's that one band
im not sure but im pretty sure theres parasites for everything. including parasites
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yeah thats the general rule. SOME fish are known for being very difficult to prepare, like pufferfish. and ofc you have to scan for worms aswell
and we're circling back to the fucking start then, if parasites are in everything, why pork is the worst?
again, im not sure, but maybe its just more apparent that they literally eat shit and live in the opposite of the word "hygenic"
Well ofc
Becuse they live in shit?
i wonder who thought "damn this fish is poisonous as FUCK, we should figure out a way to eat it"
then again, catfish also literally eat shit, not haram. most mollusk also
Tits
^ elf propaganda
that's the idea #1 so far we've already established yeah
but seems like there's no other merit behind it
Damn this is rabbit hole
^tits propaganda
Ye
i will willingly be radicalized by the tits faction
But coca leaves are good
mmm booby
even though the romans starting to understand that hygiene = better life, it takes a while to catch up to modern hygiene standards
this is elf propaganda
holy shit, lobotomy is still technically legal to perform in USA 
Having an elf wife and leaving her a widow 
Great, I know a few who could use some 
you disgust me
ORC
GREEN POWER
ORC SUPPREMACY
ME STOMP
^ elf
Human will nuke your shit
we're talking about fantasy and this retard talking about nukes
go shove an m4 barrel down your urethra
40K accurate
bruh , romans literally used collected urine for laundry and for mouthwash
Fuck Eldar.

Stfu worm
oh please, medical society accepted the idea of hand washing only in the end of 19th century, and only after chewing the shit out of the guy who proposed it and later on begrudgingly accepting the increasing number of proofs in favor of that being a vector of infection spread
go back to class bro
It was because doctors were viewed as working harder when they were covered in blood.
It just ended
Seems like u are in worl
people also:
- eat tide pods for fun
- consume horse dewormer to cure covid
- and ofc, say tylenol cause autism with 0 proof
Safe to say, they didn't know how to handle pork in the land of sand and banned it instead
who's trusting medical societies after the corona shenanigan
how can you forget the cult classic of Indians trying to cure absolutely anything with cow shit and cow piss
That explains the lack of toilets
They still do it.
Khjiats solos
leave immediately back to whence you came from
freak
^ big pharma agent
i said 'starting'
they knew letting faucet on will make it overflow and wash the roads, taking horse shit with it
from that, they realized that cities with more faucets has less death/sickness
they also figured out how to store water to be used in public urinal/toilet (yes, the shared poopstick is disgusting, but still)
thats not amazing, but its a start
this was in pompeii era btw. before vesuvius exploded
SAAR 
Aqueducts were fucking magic.
Pretty incredible for dudes just trying to figure out how to get water from A to B
Drinking your own piss for mouthwash 
wait until you see how they store the water in the city using water pipes and water tank
or
muslims drinking camel urine
europeans eating mummies thinking that it will give them immortality
or coffee made using cat poop and sold as an expensive product
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an idea
People are fucking deranged 
these nuts
Always has been
Knowledge of different brewing methods.
Gottem
Wasnt the hardest thing they had back then mead and fermented booze?
SODAAAAAAAAAAA
lookup civet cat , anal glands from these cat used in expensive perfumes
lol we still do that here
that "cat" is a species that looks like a forbidden marriage between fox, squirrel, and cats. its called a civet.
they eat coffee beans and farmer collect their poop. its called luwak coffee. its native to my country
Printing press would probably be up there.
I really wonder what kinda deranged retards thought like "let's try this"
quite a lot of societies were doing this already
apparently some youtubers tried the coffee and said it tastes average

wasn't there something to do with elephant shit
guess what elephants also eat coffee beans 
tbf doesn't animal shit fertilize soil or smthn
What is it with humans and consuming animal shit and piss?????
some "scientist" even tried eating raw coffee beans and... uhh... you know the rest
Distilled booze seems to have largely been in the realm of alchemists and physicians
What the fuck ARE WE
new snake oil tactic
sell animal shit to infertile people so they can have kids
got paid by big pharmas to say that ?
Imagine giving a medieval peasant high fructose corn syrup and a pack of zyns
tbf we had something like zyns long ago
give them vapes
some variety coffee from there poop as well
and what, he tried brewing coffee with the aforementioned beans?
Arabic W
wait so is the roasting step before or after the poop
i think after poop

bro called a poison "a water of life"
this is why coffee gives you the shits 
animals eat plants
most of it get digested by them except seeds
which then gets pooped out , covered in dung
which acts as fertilizers on steroids for the seed
new plant grows and the cycle continues
Isn't it animal eats cherry, they shit it out, collect pits. Roast then brew?
Yes, and then it comes to mind "I wonder what it tastes like, if I eat it after the cat shits it out?"
You know.... Completly normal train of thought
which they probably learned from the indian subcontinent
We are the same chimps that ate peppers because they taste funny
Meanwhile, peppers trying to weaponize themselves just to survive.
"ah yes this pepper causes me pain when I eat it, I want more now"
So what do we do? We make them stronger because they aren't hot enough.
coffee is a fruit 
same thing happens to chicken eggs
what do i do with this liquid unborn fetus of a chicken? of course, cook it on a pan
What other goofy shit do humans do if you looked at us like we were animals?
collecting sticks
...okay but hear me out, women 
roll on a snow or sand
I could see that working out. See animals eat egg. Try to eat egg. Dont like. Apply fire. Like egg now.
oh no
Was the first cheese made with other animal, or human milk 
Prometheus really carried us there.
You already know its been done.
i wonder what kind of pan they use. bronze? stone? would that just destroy the egg lmao
More nutrients, bigger brain, big smart.
Prob hot stone on fire.
Tbf you can eat raw eggs like, stolen from a bird's nest
someone saw a women breastfeeding a child and came to the realization .....WHAT IF
Do you live somewhere hot enough to cook an egg on the sidewalk? 
no no no, they tried it, had too much left over, and just let it sit in a container for weeks
when they open the container... voila!
lol yes
the asphalt melt sideways in my city
Cheese was an accident?
probably just dropped an egg thwy were going to eat on a rock or something
oh, animal stomachs 
human history is probably the most botched subject there is
especially how things came to be
Didn't Neanderthals have bigger brains than we do?
An endless line of thugging it out until things work out
we in the anthropology section, shit's fucked
They had spaceships. We are just in rimworld bro
Some Australian aboriginals destroyed human remains that were supposed to be studied.
idk, I just know that we banged
That was supposed to upend the whole timeline.
History is written by those who win wars, not those who are correct
History is written by those who are still alive to write 
and sometimes you win wars by marrying your cousin
Who are educated enough to write.
You don't have to win if your conquerors aren't even literate 
good no more desecration of probably one there sacred sites by a white european
Marrying your cousin wasn't even that uncommon back then.
White europeans buying "mummy powder" 
White people found them and they threw a fit.
Theoretically doable

I'm leaving this potato here
it is still a solid game compared to other games in same genre
why do you specifically need the rennet to match 
cant you also make cheese with vinegar
thinking it will give them immortality
is this rimworld lol
Chinese order elephant tusks.
Or shark fin soup.
No clue, ask the cheese wizards. Something to do with enzymes, but now we can make rennett.
cheese wizard sounds like a dream job
RHINO tusk 
Oh, sorry.
Rimworld is shockingly good at imitating life.
Gamma player
the elephant tusks are for scribbling on by rich white guys

eating without table does make me sad tbh
Yeah, I mixed them up.
All budget went to weapon toolkit D
i wanna play rimworld but keep forgetting to buy the dlc lol
😭 mf got 1 br
Tbh I heard somewhere that rhino tusks are identical to human nails so they could just bite their nails instead lmao
Might be on steam sale
I learned toucan beaks are mostly keratin, so its like one giant nail beak
chew on that thang
busted fucking dice, sororitas should NOT fucking win against skorpekhs in melee 
theres also news that people can make highly similar imitation by 3d printing it
so ppl just flood the market with 3d printed fake tusks and destroy the price lol
the most badass way to save an entire species
kek
duping irl 🤑
Why would anyone want female astartes when you have bolter bitches like these?
skorpekhs when you roll a 2 on a 3 inch charge 
arent there already women custodes?
True
We don't talk about that here.
elephants are just so damn cool
the material is called digory.
sounds like a slur tbh
i believe its smarter than president trump
Anything but learning
I remember a story about someone fucking with an elephant. It grew up, plowed through her house and flipped her car
🥀🥀🥀
Out of sheer spite
based elephant
They pray to the Moon.
Apparently.
nah, trump already said he has a high iq multiple times i don't think he would lie to us
Animals developing religions now?
camels are very well known here for harboring grudges, like seeing someone after multiple years and mauling them
we literally call someone who holds a grudge a camel
Cause GW caters to short term financial gain and lore tourists exist
Corvids hold grudges across generations.
Thats why femstodes became a thing for 5 minutes before getting silent retconned
Im not up to date on 40k lore, but werent space marines/astartes taken from the god emperors geneseed as a watered down clone?
No they were made after primarchs from engineered geneseed
GW then created some weird self insert character named Astarta to explain why they scattered primarchs across the galaxy
lol thats new to me
40k lore is not "hard to learn" its just badly written a lot of the time
And I will die by that opinion
spread over the decades
Stories may be good but the overarching timeline and premade canons were mauled and shat and patched up dozens of times
never sure what's still canon
ya know that Leman Russ was "originally" the head of the Imperial Guard?
I can't wait for the current advances in nuclear fusion to achieve the sustainable profitable levels and then be completely discarded as well to some freak accident
Yes
Explains why the tanks are named such
that's why the guard still has a platform called Leman Russ
Wasn't it Erda?
Dude like I said there is an absurd amount of random people who didnt need to exist added
Confirmed by real q-triots
the lab would immediately be bought by some saudi company
We should invade saudi arabia
We complete skipped over nuclear because oil companies got scared.
Retard shit.
ah so that's how the freak accident happens
Do they have a military
Dyatlov was a saudi agent the whole time
Yes but its weak as fuck, they employ mercenaries to do the heavy lifting
imagine getting that lore in GAMMA
oh they don't even need an agent like that, they gloriously fuck things up on their own
that idiotic and collossal project of a wall city through the entire country is already being shelved apparently
No shit, it was doomed from the start
Not surprised.
Where the fuck would sewage go or where would water even come from
Positive news:
The demo for that game about black people stealing African artifacts back from museums got 22 players on steam
some people probably got humongously rich from doing that waste of everyone's time and someone's lives

