🎪bruh-fart

[crude oak]

@lyric horizon

[stark gull]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DO6WV-VipLh/?igsh=MThzMTNwMGphcTJ1YQ==

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-christian-bale-american-psycho-gif-25681297

[naive bison]

pyrocynical?

[storm stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/238124542583767041/1422261858697744586/snaptik_7552422989296307477_v2.mp4?ex=68dc0813&is=68dab693&hm=fc2311991856608181ecec5e182b5efb5c2956ec6ba7f8642474600d697c71cc&

[crude oak]

ayooo?

zone punished him for being degen

[vast wren]

you know it

just from the fuck ass haircut

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/424976647268204545/1422110782191042622/image.png?ex=68db7b60&is=68da29e0&hm=5ad2ec4eb06d0df4931f1f8e986135b800cc753f5c4d13e439e9278ab1e90333&

[hasty dove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1037699272012988486/1CFC6F34-BB31-40F6-AA72-DE250F097A90.gif?ex=68dbc7c1&is=68da7641&hm=fc37e3b006a62c947f617ece9a62b502585db5c32d6d06af1934eb9bb22ecea2&

[digital quartz]

a friend of mine has a ground hornet nest in his garden, shit is stressful

[heady crow]

how do you even deal with that

[digital quartz]

you wait till winter

[heady crow]

apart from like, liters of fuel/diesel

[digital quartz]

or you make a cool liquid metal sculpture

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-scary-movie-parody-true-gif-27456863

ive always wanted to make a cool liquid metal structure

maybe not in your friends backyard though, would have to excavate like half of it

[coarse bear]

We're climbing out with this one chat

[prisma venture]

whats that

[coarse bear]

A horror climbing game

It's quite good

[prisma venture]

hm

sounds funn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBD2gfri0IU

[naive bison]

the courier started shooting out the window at the crowds with a bozar and they still haven't determined the motive of the attack

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-laughing-laughter-come-and-see-gif-24417813

[visual stirrup]

when are we getting this reload animation in gamma?

i would prefer it to some of the ones we have now

using an overhand grip to charge an AK seems kinda weak, tbh

going over the top with the left hand is the best option

looks fuckin great

[vast wren]

also, had something significant happened this morning, my husband asked if he could join a country club, apperently a co-worker invited him, like that fuckass thing where posh rich poeple play a boring sport

[visual stirrup]

doesn't work as well with optics though

[vast wren]

why would poeple want to play golf willingly

fields of grass landscaped for a fuckass sport

[coarse bear]

Lotsa chattin' while shootin' balls

[digital quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/golfing-golf-stupid-game-gif-19939834

[solar coral]

new BF6 trailer is based

still not preordering dice fuck u

[lusty hazel]

way funnier when you speak both finnish and estonian

[heady crow]

Granted finns can read between the lines and understand the original meaning

[lusty hazel]

they can

but it's still funny

[heady crow]

I dont event want to know how that video sounds to estonians

[lusty hazel]

sounds normal

[heady crow]

A guy cracking up over a childrens book? 😭

[lusty hazel]

idk how to explain this

i speak both finnish and estonian

it is a childrens book yes

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675071031680958564/1261819390798598175/20240613_024953.jpg?ex=68dbb822&is=68da66a2&hm=660c086a73ebc19dec405f6f57982f7275f98c1f7f9372c5dec16d5b721ab7b5&

[lusty hazel]

wonder if this gives context, kassid is cats in estonian right

kassit is ballsack in finnish

or well a form of it, means ballsack, sacks, shopping bags etc

[heady crow]

Yeah, for context i am finnish

[lusty hazel]

there you go

[lusty hazel]

and now yuo see

[heady crow]

Im really not sure if im being baited

[lusty hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-bait-baiting-bass-fishing-gif-2140444873906627680

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/bored-niall-cunningham-something-tells-me-bailen-sad-gif-17815598

It needs the clip of billy licking his fingers in response to the hello i think

[primal kayak]

Imagine if instead of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. it would be called S.T.R.O.K.I.N.G. and instead of wishing from the Monolith we would start stroking it

[river zealot]

i just woke up

in a steamy foking mood aye

cos i live IN A SHITHOLE

UKRAINE IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE

[high wing]

erm just leave 4head

[river zealot]

nah

i have a plan

[primal kayak]

And loners would be called gooners

[river zealot]

and i will follow it

[primal kayak]

Also

[quaint ore]

3rd Army Corps will never leave you

[river zealot]

[rare mica]

Bro has to calculate what, 9 factorial?

362880 equations?

(i failed math)

[quaint ore]

I didnt fail it yet

[primal kayak]

I will

I will also get a gf when I fail math

[storm stream]

why do you wake up in the evening?

[naive bison]

let her rot in hell

[primal kayak]

Which one

[vast wren]

for once I embraced my inner sicilian and told him if he accepts hitting balls all day with other men that I'm gonna make him sleep with the fishes on the couch

[primal rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/aurora_machina/status/1972280150067921002

Andrei Kurylovich (@aurora_machina)

Long marines compilation

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 28, 2025, 12:40 PM

Astartes after severe budget cuts

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/golf-golfing-tiger-woods-tiger-fist-pump-gif-9178728277421749611

[vast wren]

who gave guardsmen space marine armor

[primal kayak]

Cursed af

[stoic girder]

Ew, they look like Eldar.

[primal kayak]

They look feminine

[vast wren]

I will not tolerate my own husband to mingle with upper class posh douches

he's gonna get infulenced

I'm not having that

[fallow trellis]

you make him sound like an influenceable kid

[primal kayak]

We are all

[vast wren]

look, its not rocket science that if you join a group long enough, elements of their lifestyle will slowly seep in

[fallow trellis]

nah my prejudicial and discriminatory values die with me

[vast wren]

and my husband, with privelaged upper class douchebags?

yeah no

[primal kayak]

Is this a yes or a no

[coarse bear]

Nah yeah

[fallow trellis]

nyeah

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/nya-gif-23790753

Nya

[storm stream]

Are your twins girls or boys?

[vast wren]

girls

[vast wren]

no

[vast wren]

flop in a few years

[stoic girder]

Someone should make a series out of this.

[vast wren]

oh hey I know that guy

[stoic girder]

Mage: The Ascension tabletop game comes close.

[vast wren]

goes hard

[stoic girder]

It's ah... it's a female, right?

[vast wren]

discordian tinfoil hat theory

[vast wren]

entities dont have genders

its neither got a pole or a hole

[stoic girder]

Tentacles?

[vast wren]

it'll kill you anyway

[fallow trellis]

if its female thats kina hot

[vast wren]

its the creature of the fog

it has no concept of human physiology

[drifting mantle]

[storm stream]

You should teach them everyday skills like idk cooking, cleaning, writing documents, talking with people etc.
And get your husband to help getting them into different activities, instead of hangin out with posh mfs.

otherwise you're not much better than the rich people who made you

[vast wren]

I already taught them how to wipe and flush on their own, I just acompany them to the bathroom

[fallow trellis]

teach them evasion of bank liability, dilatory court motions, and embezzlement

these are very important and specific skills

[vast wren]

I taught them the concept of locking doors and keys

[storm stream]

ok pretty good

do they read yet?

[fallow trellis]

teaching them that taxes exist is going to be a hard pill for them to swallow

[vast wren]

and I taught them how to use a dishwasher

[vast wren]

one twin said their first word to be "Poétiquement" and one "rights"

[storm stream]

you meant "writes"?

[primal rapids]

I found a fun combination in BL4 where Amon can just straight up use Ordnance weapons forever

[vast wren]

"droits" which is rights

[primal rapids]

Just straight up mowing down dozens upon dozens of enemies with a minigun because the ammo keeps getting replenished

[storm stream]

oh

[vast wren]

I already got them started on childrens books

[storm stream]

great

[grizzled meadow]

Stella why do you have a third account now

[vast wren]

free trial of nitro ran out

everything reverted back to how it was

[stoic girder]

One of them is a natural born revolutionary.

[vast wren]

well I did get them to watch documentaries of the french revolution, I'm gonna continue that after they learn their ABCs and numbers

[storm stream]

Does becoming pregnant feel weird?

[vast wren]

yep.

I'm just hoping its just one this time

[storm stream]

howso?

[primal kayak]

Minecraft copper update tomorrow

[fluid heron]

minecraft goy slop update next week

[vast wren]

I pee a lot more than I usually do

and others I cant explain

[fluid heron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/546727346355568652/1296950998295777300/giphy.gif

[deep topaz]

Why are these the two apps it chose

[vast wren]

is it algorithim based?

[deep topaz]

No, it chooses based on the file extension

[vast wren]

try opening it using mcdonalds

[pale ingot]

just close the window

[vast wren]

why not let the fog in?

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/man-praying-black-man-praying-black-man-praying-and-crying-man-praying-and-crying-gif-23376408540985609

[pale ingot]

the fog that makes you gae? no thanks

[narrow lotus]

lord

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[vast wren]

https://tenor.com/view/yuckers-yummers-homelander-its-yummers-gif-10513465113292340707

didnt even see it

[narrow lotus]

@river zealot @stone blade

[naive bison]

he's 17 sir

[vast wren]

let the fog in

[narrow lotus]

but she is not , and america told me it's ok

[pale ingot]

dude look what it did to you no thanks

[naive bison]

???

[vast wren]

[naive bison]

why are you setting your morality to american standards when they shoot eachother over words everyday

[vast wren]

just react with

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986412422048907295/986417665843277824/attachment-13.gif

[vast wren]

the fog gives you paranoid schizophrenia

[river zealot]

[naive bison]

artem fell to EPI

ggs

[river zealot]

EPI?

[narrow lotus]

yee haw brother

[vast wren]

[naive bison]

[river zealot]

what the fuck is epi

[fluid heron]

Exocrine Pancreatic Insufficiency

we lost another one

he cant properly digest food

[naive bison]

yes exactly

[vast wren]

thats even worse dude

[river zealot]

why the fuck do yuo even know that

[dreamy flax]

📚 epi

epi is a term used by [pedophiles] trying to groom minors, standing for "early porn [introduction]" it is when the pedophiles introduce porn, more often than not, porn that is common amongst [social rejects], like scat, furry, and cp as these pedophiles find ruining the innocence of children appealing,

note to minors - please be safe out there, pedophiles are in every corner possible

🤡-"im in the epi [stage] of [grooming] them!"
😨-"CALL 911 U [WEIRDO]"

[narrow lotus]

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/avgn-angry-videogame-nerd-gif-23554351

[lyric horizon]

what the fuck

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1016427370195976434/1369213816013066292/strashno.gif

[naive bison]

you never watched a video documentary on some loser pedo youtuber or what

[vast wren]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[river zealot]

i have watched plenty

but never seen that one mentioned

[storm stream]

tbh, I meant the only moment after the deed

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-horse-spy-spy-tf2-tf2-spy-tf2-memes-gif-16021488803422623717

wtf why is that a horse

[vast wren]

that was last month so, after it, sleep, wash in the morning

that was it

[storm stream]

ok

[naive bison]

listen man

if i gotta guess who is a pedo in brainfart

i know 2 people who defended a guy having cp on his computer

i will leave it at that.

[vast wren]

let me guess

its the ones you cant touch?

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/mourinho-jose-mourinho-shut-shut-up-shut-your-mouth-gif-8185852921913825286

[naive bison]

what does that mean

[river zealot]

the vaush incident?

[vast wren]

the ones above the rules of the server

[naive bison]

the meme "all my enemies are ontologically evil" is unironically true and applies to me

[naive bison]

who would that be

[naive bison]

[vast wren]

I'll just shut my mouth before I get 1984'd

[naive bison]

iedy runs the cookie stand

heheheheh

[narrow lotus]

god bless your father

[naive bison]

too late for that

[primal rapids]

God BL1 Mordecai was something different

[naive bison]

i still like lilith more honestly

[primal rapids]

Just handed a skill to ignore shields

[naive bison]

mordecai action skill blows ass bro 🥀

[primal rapids]

You can actually build his action skill to nuke fodder and increase drops

[naive bison]

yeah it's pretty cool but also i don't think they are THAT much of an issue, it's not bl2 where you probably actually have to swap to shock for shields

[naive bison]

yeah but it still isnt "super speed, invisibility, hp regen"

[scenic field]

New discord rules huh... on your toes brainfart

Bulgarians are now a protected class

[primal rapids]

Lilith is pretty OP, yeah

[naive bison]

why

[naive bison]

by far the best in my opinion

[primal rapids]

Which is why it's both sad and hilarious how much the rest of the series shits on her despite her easily being the strongest siren

[naive bison]

mordecai has a good on kill skill

the relentless one

its fire rate and 25% chance to deal extra dmg on hit

and you can get boosts from the best comm that's pistol fire rate accuracy and ammo regen

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/black-ops-woods-cod-gif-17392574626699745990

[naive bison]

in fact you know what @primal rapids

i just got max level mordecai

time to start a lilith playthru

lol

look at this shit bro

that's INSANE

multiply those by at least 5 btw

cause you can put 5 points into each

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-gif-19163806

[high wing]

die

[storm stream]

Rest in piece

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1391716186018021376/SPOILER_SPOILER_4x.gif

[high wing]

erm mods he showing his peanits

[pale ingot]

https://imgur.com/3hqhmJM

[high wing]

😩

[vast wren]

who bit the first sausage

[high wing]

ufo flies past

[drifting mantle]

I expected nothing less of a Vtuber watcher

[primal rapids]

Who was jorking on the peanits?

[vast wren]

the penitz jorker

[pale ingot]

xalrider

[vast wren]

https://tenor.com/view/jonkler-joker-gif-4939694494140375951

[vast wren]

jerker

[naive bison]

shaco players after someone kills their twin brother (it's just like his ult)

[vast wren]

is over dressing a problem?

[naive bison]

overdressing to what

example

[vast wren]

anything

any event

[naive bison]

it depends?

on the sitatuion

[vast wren]

how about grocery shopping?

[narrow lotus]

i mean who cares

you go as you want

[narrow lotus]

just dont sweat or shit in the summer

[vast wren]

a full 3-piece suit just to go anywhere

because drip

[vast wren]

what I mean to say is a three-piece suit overdressing?

when I use it for any event?

[visual stirrup]

fuck it

[narrow lotus]

event no

[visual stirrup]

tuxedo

[narrow lotus]

going to buy fucking milk? kinda

but you do you

[rare mica]

That's just battle sisters

[vast wren]

yeah I guess it is

[vast wren]

the drip though

[naive bison]

going in a suit to do everything

[vast wren]

its so drippy though

[naive bison]

you are either hasidic jew or autistic

[primal rapids]

But these are dudes so they'd be battle twinks

[naive bison]

they walk around in those black suits

what do you think when you see them

[drifting mantle]

Why would you go through the trouble of taking so much effort, just to dress for grocerie shopping?

[naive bison]

thats what people think of you if you overdress

[vast wren]

because drip

[drifting mantle]

You trying to impress the local aldi shopper? No one cares

[vast wren]

it feels drippy for me

[drifting mantle]

Then why you even ask ?

[vast wren]

because I get wierd looks

I just asked if its overdressing

[drifting mantle]

Brother...

[vast wren]

I guess it is

[visual stirrup]

either learn to abandon the drip, or live with the looks

[vast wren]

so real

[visual stirrup]

nothing anybody says here is gonna change other people

[vast wren]

alright dude

I get it

[drifting mantle]

Yes it is, I already told you. You go through so much trouble, just to dress for an everyday task. Of course people will give you looks... They think you come from a Wedding or something

[vast wren]

that must be where the sicillian part went

wearing a suit to everything

[narrow lotus]

@river zealot

[drifting mantle]

Two options:
If you care about what people think of you > dress normaly
If you don't care > wear the suit

[river zealot]

age 16
first kappa

age 17
master of ultra

[vast wren]

I don't have to abandon the drip

[narrow lotus]

Definetely put that gun in the mouth sir

[vast wren]

and I won't

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/manul-pallas-cat-manul-cat-gif-26136861

[narrow lotus]

@river zealot wait so u live alone now?

[river zealot]

yes

[narrow lotus]

Shit what do if bomb

[uncut yew]

Man, just do what economists do, either just a shirt, or a pair of nice dark pants (not the fancy ones), a good t-shirt and and an open suit jacket... Wait, I just realised as I wrote this that you are supposed to be a woman right? guess my suggestion might need some modification then, oh well.

[vast wren]

yes

[river zealot]

sir i have a medkit

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/494467860198850562/1422314160850599946/mde-this-based-on-a-tf2-interaction-i-had-on-2fort-v0-1ex9brqkv3sf1.png?ex=68dc38c9&is=68dae749&hm=8c4535249ed31adc51a101ffa7e4c6b14bf893b479c7724435a05de77ecd4a6f&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[upper gulch]

just wear slides tshirt and sweatpants

[naive bison]

lil bro thinks it's tarkov

💀

[vast wren]

I'm not gonna abandon the drip though

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-no-disagree-bunny-cute-rabbit-gif-6811786233356175857

[naive bison]

iedy he will just hit up the HEV suit recharge station

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-willem-dafoe-duh-duhh-obviously-gif-16794513

[visual stirrup]

he would do a dodge roll so that the i-frames would protect him from the blast

[vast wren]

what is that, the pencil mustache cut

[visual stirrup]

"doge roll"

[vast wren]

its either drip or drown

[stone blade]

ayooo

[upper gulch]

why does he have a horse hoove

[visual stirrup]

nah

[drifting mantle]

He is half a horse, that's why he is commiting suicide

[upper gulch]

always some bullshit in this chat

[naive bison]

vaush was coming after him

[vast wren]

someone said he's so hungry he could eat a horse

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/weight-lifting-yourfriendsommi-sommi-crypto-worlds-strongest-man-gif-194287411927300254

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-eating-gif-25793804

[drifting mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1089644675792650240/1403353592840192191/C92814BD-CA9C-41D9-A486-3E82A114226A.gif

[vast wren]

real

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/vaush-soy-jak-soy-gif-25850128

[vast wren]

anyway

[upper gulch]

why kill yourself though if you could just kill everyone and live

more logical

[visual stirrup]

not enough bullets

[upper gulch]

nuke

[pale ingot]

hi chat

[drifting mantle]

That act will usually end up in your death as well

[pale ingot]

dont fuck up my flow bitch @naive bison

[upper gulch]

then you got your original wish anyway

[vast wren]

theres more bullets than there are poeple

[drifting mantle]

[vast wren]

I think

[visual stirrup]

there are more bullets than there are stars in the night sky

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/neil-de-grasse-tyson-we-got-a-bad-ass-oh-well-oh-man-gif-4393076

[vast wren]

let me guess

america?

[visual stirrup]

I am a citizen of the Imperium of Man

[narrow lotus]

[vast wren]

do you live on a pleasure world or something

[narrow lotus]

Dont we mute for that

[upper gulch]

there are so many bullets just in america alone i was doing math for some stupid fnv shit using irl bullet numbers for america because someone said was unrealistic for there to still be ammo left after fallout timeline events and it literally went that ammo existed for like i think 100k+ or 1mil years until it all finally became "unusable"

[drifting mantle]

No

[naive bison]

that's a 40k meme no?

[river zealot]

i dont know man, its a retarded question

[narrow lotus]

Oh yeah

[river zealot]

ive been there before

done that

[narrow lotus]

Oh well

[vast wren]

ahahahaha it is america

[vast wren]

of course it is

[primal rapids]

Not to mention the NCR, Gun Runners, and other groups in FNV are still producing ammo

[visual stirrup]

fuck
I was just about to post an AI image of the God-Emperor of Mankind baking bread

[upper gulch]

ya i took that into account as well, the math was also taking into account a constant faction war in america and bullets being use up daily and they still outlasted humans by a ton

[visual stirrup]

tastes so much better than corpse starch

[vast wren]

what does that even taste like

[visual stirrup]

corpse starch contains all the nutrients the body needs

[vast wren]

so nothing?

[visual stirrup]

have you ever tasted essential amino acid blend?

[vast wren]

no

[primal rapids]

Nothing beats some prometheum-grilled grox burgers

[visual stirrup]

well, it's worse than that

[vast wren]

I have no idea what that is

[vast wren]

grox? are those the dogs the orks have?

[visual stirrup]

it's like protein powder's evil cousin

[primal rapids]

No, those are squigs

[visual stirrup]

and it has no flavoring

[vast wren]

are those wildlife from catachan or something?

[primal rapids]

Grox are basically the Imperium’s version of cow except it’s a giant vicious lizard

[vast wren]

is there milk and is it hostile?

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1422313068238733424/ssstwitter.com_1759176249248.mp4?ex=68dc37c4&is=68dae644&hm=c5c9b59b95806ad9f969fb1ba79fb6c35163f1f7ddf40be7c66834e803e0011e& @narrow lotus

[primal rapids]

It’s a lizard so it can’t be milked but it is very vicious and very delicious

[vast wren]

fair enough

better than corpse starch I guess

literally just eating human meat

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/bellebows-tiktok-dog-funny-silly-gif-26293491

[vast wren]

johnny knoxville here, this is jackass

[sacred mirage]

Is India really the dirtiest place on this hell hole?

[idle veldt]

What would you consider dirty

There are probably some dustier places

[pale ingot]

they have indians

[grizzled meadow]

Ah right

[pale ingot]

yeah nah we got school

[deep topaz]

Man we got a day off for the day of rot fog but not this smt

(Shaking my tendrils)

[high wing]

hes roleplaying

mods kill him

[glad carbon]

Hi @high wing

Can u crush ham to death with a vending machine for me

[high wing]

no i like ham

[glad carbon]

Ofc you do, big fella

[pale ingot]

dude fuck my stupid chud life nothing is worth it anymore

i have to thug out the monotony of the universe its time

[pale ingot]

i hate this fucking thing

[paper schooner]

and I hate ur vtubers

[pale ingot]

i read the manga for that it was ok but i dont care about the cat thing

[paper schooner]

[pale ingot]

noo .... ambatukam....

[pale ingot]

hate made in abyss

it could have been good if not for

https://tenor.com/view/black-ops-woods-cod-gif-17392574626699745990

the author's undisguised pedophilia (and fetishes)

[paper schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-uncanny-cat-canny-cat-uncanny-canny-gif-4026592348228932579

[paper schooner]

that's japan for you

[pale ingot]

i was about to start listing off a few of the things i remember there being in made in abyss but i just realized maybe i shouldnt

[paper schooner]

do it
and be killed by mods

[deep topaz]

I love this character

[pale ingot]

idk shit about her the only clips i have of this thing are from when alex was still in the server

[deep topaz]

The bulgarski is gone

[pale ingot]

he commited seppuku

tragic

[deep topaz]

I can only imagine how many hours this took to choreograph

[glad carbon]

I remember uhh

Vrota or whoever the 4th one was

Mota

Mota would post the weird furry creature eating chips every other gif

The made in abyss creature

[pale ingot]

frota's evil twin

whoever the fuck that was

[gleaming grove]

I support LGBTQ+
L Lockheed Martin
G General Dynamic
B Boeing Defense
T Texas Instruments
Q Quorvo Electronic Defense System

• Swiss Sig Sauer AG

[glad carbon]

I support cupper for coming out

[high wing]

i support LGTV

[river zealot]

i dont like their kind

@naive bison i will pay you to kill yourself

[pale ingot]

@naive bison 3 dollas you blow your brains out on the pavement

[summer flame]

me flipping channels on meme tv

[proven crown]

A pound to each of you if you go SMOOV

[high wing]

im not watching all that

[gleaming grove]

Why are you launching @high meteor

[fading portal]

Anger bird

[high meteor]

Once upon a time, three happy birds lived in a warm and lush forest.

[deep topaz]

no more haram EA videogames

[quartz ridge]

Cause its dirty

I dontwanna eat smth that literally eats shit

[fading portal]

But why

Why they do that

[deep topaz]

a lot of animals will eat shit if presented with it

[high meteor]

simple

[pale ingot]

the roblox front page is worthless and should never be seen by the human eye

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375545778231181433/1422364201518891048/dvachannel_rand2ch_ru2ch_ban_12.mp4?ex=68dc6763&is=68db15e3&hm=e25fe1076b9536c88dacab888d7df7722b1d09dba3d0d305033841de8aa1b653&

[glad carbon]

tldr: roblox sucks and the popular games are the only thing recommended anymore

real masterpieces that arent just ripoffs of mobile games dont get boosted to frontpage anymore

[minor cypress]

Oh god he is all zoning gameplay

[pale ingot]

every 2 weeks or so when i check my roblox home page it actually sometimes recommends me playable shit because i curated it by only playing good games

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375545778231181433/1422365730501820527/ru2chvg_3.mp4?ex=68dc68d0&is=68db1750&hm=a67cc081763d433a62c6391d47ca730be1d6687691a301b312ed1c5672489fe0&

[pale ingot]

otherwise theres nothinngg

[glad carbon]

i saw uhh

the tarkov replica game once and that was the only good frontpage game

and that was 2018 or osmething

[little mirage]

Roblox tends to only be good for dumb fun. Anything deeper and it gets too janky

[pale ingot]

for good roblox games peep the user Archeximus's profile

grave/digger, decaying winter and what have you

[little mirage]

Back then the game called R2D, reason 2 die was the best roblox game. Simple yet engaging

Ashame they tried arcading it to hell

[pale ingot]

tbh true

[glad carbon]

ehhh

yeah but deep complex games are still fun

[little mirage]

Can you tell me which ones?

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/991802276593270995/1306519135911673907/brandbird.gif

may i

[little mirage]

Yes

[pale ingot]

yeah theres uhhhh decaying winter by archeximus that one's fun

prides itself on being difficult but aint all that bad anymore compared to earlier versions of it

[little mirage]

Wasted hours on that with friends. True

[pale ingot]

grave/digger is fun too

fuckin like

dont know what else

[fading portal]

It’s only grave digger

Everything else sucks

[little mirage]

Zulu wars

Entrenched

Neighborhood wars

[pale ingot]

neighborhood war is peak

anyway uhh

deadline too ig

[little mirage]

Whats deadline

[pale ingot]

game about guns

has in depth customization and then like

[little mirage]

Aniphobia is dumb fun

[fading portal]

They got sued by glock

[pale ingot]

the usual tdm or ctf gamemodes and whatnot

also that

[little mirage]

You just walk around a big map with guns and kill anime characters

[pale ingot]

hellmet is a neat one

[fading portal]

There’s also the driving games

[pale ingot]

ready or not-like game

[little mirage]

Hellmet, noob wars

[fading portal]

Where you drive in a desert until you wrap your shitty car on a pole or something

[pale ingot]

blackout:revival's zombie gamemode is fun

been waiting for that one game arcane odyssey to have its official release update for months because its one of the actual roblox games that interests me

[little mirage]

Do you tend to spend long hours on roblox or just for some dumb fun for like an hour or 2?

[slender rock]

Soup

[pale ingot]

sometimes yeag

oh right we got fantastic frontier as well

thats a decent one

[little mirage]

Dont know that one?

[pale ingot]

older-ish rpg typa thing

[little mirage]

blurry boi do you have a favorite roblox game to recommend or are you not as retarded as us?

[pale ingot]

also pilgrammed

[slender rock]

Never touched roblox

I'm too old

[pale ingot]

pilgrammed is great ive played it and finished it once years ago now it got updates and i dont wanna play it again

[fading portal]

The tower is pretty good

[fading portal]

It lets you be Juba the Baghdad sniper

[little mirage]

Guess thats fair. Unless you want to dick around with friends while drunk.

[slender rock]

I grew up playing socom 3 listening to racists scream and people who where inbred

Kinda miss the stupid shit tho

[pale ingot]

theres one unknown game in my favorites that i think is actually pretty good called Grandma's Residence

singleplayer doohickey

its like uhhh

whatchamacallit

similar to spookys jumpscare mansion

[slender rock]

There's not a single fucking gif of any of the socom game

S

Da fuq

[fading portal]

You mean those games where you do nothing but walk

And avoid monsters that want to curb stomp you

[pale ingot]

no this one isnt just walking

but you do avoid monsters that want to curb stomp you
you can fight back against some though

has an ending to it i think(?)

[fading portal]

I have yet to see a proper survival horror game on Roblox

[little mirage]

You mean pressure / doors?

[pale ingot]

idk i think its an above average roblox game

[pale ingot]

Grandma's Residence by Caffeine_Cat

only 25.9k visits and 1k favourites i think its pretty good tho

[slender rock]

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2F12JBH3KCM32bde%2Fgiphy-downsized-large.gif

[little mirage]

Me and a friend played called hybrid cafe which is basically a 4 player coffee shop manager with guns and homeless people

[slender rock]

Ah fuck it

[pale ingot]

inspirations cited are Spooky's jumpscare mansion, cry of fear and "Advanced education with Viktor Strobovski"

there is one main big bad enemy in it which is as the game name says gramma

i think she like chases you around with a frying pan and tries to kick your shit in

[fading portal]

Wtf I thought I was the only one who remembered that game

[little mirage]

There is this gundam fan game on roblox that although janky is better than most other gundam game out there

It even has proper ui for first person mechs

[pale ingot]

you can take a melee weapon and legit parry her ass to get away

its kinda funny

the grandma isnt the only enemy in that either theres like an assortment of shitheads you have to get away from

or kill

[little mirage]

God all the chads and the jocks are going to see these conversations and shove us into lockers

[pale ingot]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G1ec2mwWgAAR0lD.gif

[pale ingot]

also played that with a friend it was like ok

[quartz ridge]

but unlike pigs most dont roll around in it

and it also depends on the animal

[pale ingot]

ion think theres any other like actual good roblox games i can think of right now

[deep topaz]

pigs roll in mud, and shit looks like mud

[fading portal]

https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-daniel-hentschel-drink-sad-alcohol-gif-8450873665900658636

[deep topaz]

they can't tell the difference

[pale ingot]

entry point for one ig thars classic

that'll be all from me on roblox though

because i just looked at my roblox front page and saw uh

[high wing]

roblox either needs to be shutdown OR replace the ceos

[pale ingot]

kill david baszucki replace the ceos

[high wing]

in roblox

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-hasan-piker-in-real-life-boxing-no-gif-26624999

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1312737501571715072/1358952321740050532/hjjl.gif

in real

[fading portal]

David boozka just sent a video of him beheading Ruben sim

It’s tragic

Another life lost

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/zelda-good-gif-12770262

[pale ingot]

first schlep now ruben sim

what the helly

[high wing]

stalker lookin a lil diff

[fading portal]

They are coming for me next

[slender rock]

PS1 rainbow six

[high wing]

blurry

i have a VERY important question for you

and this determines if you die or not

rainbow six vegas 2

[pale ingot]

are you like reporting roblox pedophiles and shit or what
are you reporting david baszuckis alt

[fading portal]

I have actually gotten those kinds of people banned

[slender rock]

I haven't had much time playing Vegas two but yes

[pale ingot]

good

God's work

[slender rock]

Just fuck siege

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-hand-shake-arnold-arnold-swarzeneger-gif-9494194

[slender rock]

I fuckinf

Hate

Seige

[fading portal]

Yeah when they behead me with a knife I’ll miss you buddy

[pale ingot]

im tired boss

[slender rock]

This

😍

[fading portal]

I’m tired of spreading kindness and positivity

I want to spread hate and negativity

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-want-peace-i-want-problems-always-choose-violence-no-peace-problems-gif-24342946

[fading portal]

If we jump them then they won’t

[pale ingot]

I DONT WANNA FUCKING SEE IT

[fading portal]

Remember when they had that on todays picks?

Lol

[manic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/get-this-man-a-its-mid-gif-27169926

[pale ingot]

and this is still only my roblox home page its not the actual front page

[pale ingot]

atleast you have brm5 there

[manic cave]

True, i got all gamepasses on brm5 + majority of items, helis, guns, & vehicles.

[pale ingot]

i dont have any of that but i like sniping shit and doing stealth and whatnot

[manic cave]

Ah, i used to fly the A-10 alot.

[pale ingot]

or pvp gamemodes with friends

[fading portal]

I don’t like the recoil in that game

It feels off

[manic cave]

Hope they end up adding it baack.

[pale ingot]

gg planes are gone

yeah the recoil is pretty wack

[manic cave]

Dude you have no idea how fun the A-10 was.

[pale ingot]

i dont i was too broke to ever have it

[manic cave]

(besides the fact you couldn't land resulting in a 100K repair each time you wanted to use it.)

But you made like 5x that with gun runs.

[pale ingot]

they do still let you assign mechanics to planes when youre using the new headquarters feature so its probably planned

[manic cave]

Yeah.

[pale ingot]

for planes to be readded

what the fuck is the front page man

[manic cave]

One other thing you had to do was tell everyone to CLEAR the fucking area you were gonna strike.

cause you could friendly fire with the A-10.

[pale ingot]

wait

excuse me

how many players

[manic cave]

Oh yeah these are like top 10 games rn.

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-dead-death-resident-sleeper-xqcsleeper-gif-13712611

[manic cave]

"grow a garden" my brother just go outside & do it irl atp

[manic cave]

This game is actually pretty decent.

Compared to the brainrot ones.

[pale ingot]

can my pc fitgirl it already bro im waiting for my shit to work its magic

[pale ingot]

i dont wanna browse the front page anymoer.. .

hate. let me tell you how much ive come to hate you

[manic cave]

Never touched it nor will i ever.

[pale ingot]

https://imgur.com/TDEjQsK

i used to play it

it is unironically a pretty decent game

especially compared to release day

release day was bum ass horrible

[manic cave]

Some of the games on roblox are pretty decent & have alot of work put into them.

Others though are just slop.

[pale ingot]

yeah

[manic cave]

And don't get me started on half the community's.

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/black-ops-woods-cod-gif-17392574626699745990

don't even say it

[manic cave]

yeah

[manic cave]

You played blacksite zeta?

[pale ingot]

a lot actually

i grinded for the scientist team back when they still had mp7's

[manic cave]

I was there for the beta!!

[pale ingot]

then i quit for a while and come back to find out now they only have pistols

[manic cave]

Got my vet tag to prove it as-well.

[pale ingot]

😔

[manic cave]

Yeah because they kept going full combative.

[pale ingot]

but hey the mutant update was fun

[pale ingot]

fuck yeah and it was fun

[manic cave]

Not to mention they could also go rogue.

[pale ingot]

fuck yeah and it was fun

[manic cave]

so they'd grab a horde of mutants & do that.

[pale ingot]

fuck yeah and it was fun

[scenic field]

Do any of you drive trucks for a living

[manic cave]

Dev team decided nop

& removed that

[pale ingot]

well

other things can be weaponized

like more mutants

[manic cave]

Only thing i see majority of ZL do is try create that fuck ass boss one.

[pale ingot]

i know

i still dont know how to

[manic cave]

Every hour on the dot it'd be a fucking breach ofit.

[pale ingot]

ive tried it a lot of times before never figured it out

[manic cave]

Someone leaked how to do it on day 1 of the update.

Pure fucking chaos.

[pale ingot]

i heard you have to stress the mutants out like shit but i dunno

i dont know the method still

[manic cave]

So the devs changed hoow you do it.

Yeah, but the mutant has a 95% chance to die now.

[pale ingot]

well that was already a thing

or you mean like

even if you meet the prior requirements

[manic cave]

Yeah.

[pale ingot]

theres just a 95% chance it dies instead

[manic cave]

It's literally RNG.

[pale ingot]

gg

time to bring the entire patient team into labs and take them 1 by 1

[manic cave]

Random FS watchman in question:

[pale ingot]

go, my volatile mutant

blow up the agent of the antichrist

[manic cave]

On FS, SRS & HF i've got a full jugg setup.

(just to be one tapped by people using the fuckass perk to bypass literally all my fucking armor.)

[pale ingot]

my pipeline playing blacksite zeta was like

playing patient, got mutated

realized damn this is interesting i wanna do this to other people

then boom.. grinded zeta labs

ensue mutant swarm

[manic cave]

You gotta grind MD to get ZL as-well lmfao

[pale ingot]

one time i also fully maxed out the uh

engineer

[pale ingot]

i know

but i never touched medical after zeta labs

[manic cave]

That was super simple to max ngl.

[pale ingot]

legit just working the 9-5

[manic cave]

Yeah cause everything is always broken 24/7.

When i'm on HF i literally destroy everything i see JUST so engineers got stuff to fix.

[pale ingot]

i had no enemies playing engineer lowkey bros always let me pass

[manic cave]

(+i don't shoot non-combatives.)

[pale ingot]

talking about rogue patients and the enemy team bros i forgot the name of

[manic cave]

Hostile forces.

They are literally called.

[pale ingot]

those guys

yeah

[manic cave]

They're a err.

PMC.

Appr according to lore.

[pale ingot]

i had like an unspoken pact of nonagression

aint noone beat my shit in

[manic cave]

Yeah majority of HF players won't shoot non combatives.

From what ive seen anyway.

[pale ingot]

wish you could escape as a mutant

[manic cave]

😨

[pale ingot]

a few times now ive gotten mutated after the mutant update and i was like

[manic cave]

Yeah i'd hate to see a fucking mutant packing armor.

[pale ingot]

i ended up in the cargo bay right before you leave but i realized i'll get sniped if i dip

i was a high intelligence mutant too they could understand it when i spoke

[manic cave]

You used to be able to, before the updt.

[pale ingot]

so i couldnt leave but i decided to roam around the map instead

[manic cave]

I'd see like hordes of mutants outside as HF.

[pale ingot]

all the security forces were trying to jump my ass but i fended them off for like 20 minutes before they finally got me it was crazy

[manic cave]

Whats funny is on release of the updt you could go outside 24/7 as SRS, & there was no limit to WHERE you could go.

[pale ingot]

while i was taunting them because i was high enough intelligence for it

[manic cave]

So SRS could literally go into HF spawn LMFAO

[pale ingot]

funny

[pale ingot]

anyway yeah that was fun

[manic cave]

I remember people would also spam missile event 24/7.

[pale ingot]

my ass fucking taunting the nearest security force boy with only 1 pistol

[manic cave]

Super easy XP.

The ability to be able to choose your weapons though in the update.

Is fucking great.

[pale ingot]

i wouldnt know i only play zeta labs or patient ever

[manic cave]

Could finally switch back to the fort-221 on security.

[pale ingot]

but it is nice that you can choose to spawn in with a usb as a zeta labs instead of having to get one every time

[quartz ridge]

why are we talking about a roblox game in brainfart

https://tenor.com/view/tvshoot-gif-15833868568492314725

aint even lie i used to grind tf out of it before it updated

with its mega gae update

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/rgb-hair-meme-rgb-hair-fgb-fade-haircut-gamer-haircut-led-light-haircut-gif-26124904

i still dont know if theres any use to like the other things in zeta labs access @manic cave

like the goop that turns people into noncontrollable red mutants

[manic cave]

Not yet.

[pale ingot]

or the casettes that are excessively rare and maybe do a few interesting things

ig theres the cross server chat

and there were a few other areas i saw that were planned to have shit but dont

just remembered the mutants dont even look like nugget anymore

they just look fucked up for real for rea

[manic cave]

✅

[slender rock]

Idk

[river zealot]

forgot to season my chicken

looks cooked but im not even sure if it is

salmonella tommorow

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/the-caucasity-skeletor-he-man-gif-10728621

Just cut the middle open and peek inside

Or food thermometer and check for 74c

[slender rock]

What's the temp at

[river zealot]

dont have one

looks white inside

should be good?

[slender rock]

Clear liquid

?

[river zealot]

yeah it was liquid

some oil

[slender rock]

And it was clear

[river zealot]

clear

i mean

[slender rock]

You're fine

[river zealot]

balling

[manic cave]

As long as it isn't all pink you should be good.

[slender rock]

^^

@narrow lotus

[visual stirrup]

round off the ears on that one

you know what my granpappy used to say

"a knife to those knife-ears."

[fallow trellis]

why does she have knife ears

[manic cave]

ngl thought it was a elf

[deep topaz]

people at work versus your main man

[pale ingot]

yall do i nap for an hour or rot for an hour

[visual stirrup]

2GBofRAM
one his OC's
should not have checked his deviantart. That piece does not reflect his art style.

Fat tits are not conducive to tactical movement or the wearing of body armor.

[pale ingot]

nappy time

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/indiana-jones-last-crusade-chosen-wisely-gif-13257298

[visual stirrup]

actually, forget the body armor
nobody with tits this fat could function

these tits would qualify you for disability

[fallow trellis]

i like sleep deprived women (crazy and the fix is sleeping with them)

[visual stirrup]

knife-ear joke aside, that bitch is wife material

[manic cave]

An hour will turn into a whole day.

[visual stirrup]

you know what's better than white pussy, black pussy, etc?

green pussy

[visual stirrup]

(army bitches)

[fallow trellis]

most of my ex girlfriends were either suffering from some sort of disorder or had poor relations with their fathers

insane

[quartz ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1399537331618185318/1422282362938593320/dsuTRB0.mp4?ex=68dc1b2c&is=68dac9ac&hm=9a905eda9ddee26c70d99c4dac771a0cea1385a2bf6bcbc56ab9f38e771fc8fe&

[idle veldt]

Are you self selecting for them

[slender rock]

Hnm

Hmm

[fallow trellis]

yeah i select them

not all at the same time

[slender rock]

Now wait for this

Daddy issue gf and mommy issues bf

Good luck

[fallow trellis]

the other one stabbed me with a pencil and the other one threw a knife at me

[fallow trellis]

its a good thing I have a good relationship with my mother

and yours too

[slender rock]

🤔

[slender rock]

Oh really your mother calls me daddy so

[visual stirrup]

rewatching venture bros
s2e11, at 17 seconds
there's a sound effect that I know appears somewhere in GAMMA. The sound of someone jumping and landing on dirt.

[fallow trellis]

way to narrow it down sherlock

[vast wren]

The lion wont make it to 70

[stoic girder]

You picked poorly.

[vast wren]

it sounds like its natural selection

he just said he was picking them purposefully

[stoic girder]

Crazy chicks are hot when you are young until pattern recognition kicks in and you go "Wait a minute..."

[visual stirrup]

it appears a few seconds into this clip, and again a bit before the end
this sound effect appears in GAMMA, right?

funny to think that sound effects that are DECADES OLD are still being used

[vast wren]

its even better when you recognize patterns almost immediately and avoid danger at first sight

god didnt give you pattern recognition for nothing

[visual stirrup]

for example

avoid bitches with schizophrenia

and who love napoleon

[vast wren]

that would be the case but someone didnt learn that lesson

[upper shore]

90% of mothafuckas instead:

[visual stirrup]

may the lord have mercy on your husband's balls
because you don't

extremely overworked organ

[stoic girder]

We need more schizos on the internet.

[vast wren]

conspiracy theorists

[visual stirrup]

we need to put stuff in the water to get more schizophrenics

[stoic girder]

I still remember the early days when all the schizos had their own websites where they posted all their shit.

[vast wren]

that turns the frogs gei?

[visual stirrup]

I think the gae frogs is due to the medications in waste water

[vast wren]

patched out

[tepid crest]

how he knows...how he fuckin knows

[fluid heron]

this games fun as fuck

THERES A STASH?

i fuck with this game even more

[glad carbon]

lol

[fluid heron]

its tarkov but actually fun to play

i dont want to fucking uninstall the game doing quests

[frail kettle]

it's still ass 🔥

[river zealot]

damn i hear it

[river zealot]

@quaint ore

[gilded blade]

What game is that?

[fluid heron]

arena breakout

[visual stirrup]

chinese and japanese devs need to consult a native english speaker if they plan on giving their media an english language title

I still have no idea what the fuck "Resident Evil" means

[fluid heron]

the residents are evil as fuck

[idle veldt]

One is way worse

[fluid heron]

kingcobrajfs is fucking dead?

what

https://tenor.com/view/king-cobra-boglim-cobez-kingcobrajfs-gif-2931170168849178268

dead at 34

[visual stirrup]

which seat do you pick on the plane?
a.) 11 schizophrenics
b.) One bitch who loves to talk about napoleon

[fluid heron]

the plane isnt real and the schizos arent she is the schizo and she talks about napeleon

[stoic girder]

A medical graduate engaged in specialized practice under supervision in a hospital who is evil.

[idle veldt]

I would pick the napoleon person because I would fucking shit on them in debate

[fluid heron]

https://youtu.be/zigTx34rpsw?si=u3HYOSZbLQ93QwLE&t=16

[visual stirrup]

shitting on strangers in public is exactly why they're gonna put you with the schizophrenics

[idle veldt]

You asked which I would pick

[visual stirrup]

A.) 12 Schizophrenics
B.) One traumatized lady

[idle veldt]

Probably the 1 lady

Am I missing a sexism bit I’m supposed to do

11 schizophrenics vs 1 vaccine skeptic

[fallow trellis]

B. just because she loves to talk about napoleon doesnt mean she would love to talk to me, one person vs 11 persons its a no brainer

[pale ingot]

yeah arena breakout just do that

[clear vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-pat-cut-this-vein-gif-15495131099012497825

Is that gif "cutting" the line?

[vast wren]

swag

[visual stirrup]

you are strapped down to your seat with the schizophrenics where you belong
shush, mr. shit

[clear vapor]

Sus

[vast wren]

its a bubble

[idle veldt]

^

[clear vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/bubble-the-amazing-digital-circus-digital-circus-caine-pomni-gif-2569011167830700290

[visual stirrup]

I would probably just goad the vaccine skeptic the entire time

keep egging him on

try to outcrazy him

[idle veldt]

Oh but when I do it the the napoleon lady I’m insane

[visual stirrup]

that's because you shit on her, you fucking weirdo

[clear vapor]

Question is...how many people in here got the vaccine are now full of graphite????

[vast wren]

I got the vaccine

does it have microplastics

[clear vapor]

poke

[idle veldt]

No

[vast wren]

the whats the problem