hello brainfart
#πͺbruh-fart
fossil swan
broken pebble
hello brainfart
Morning
narrow sorrel
bet it sounds like shit 
nimble thorn
bet it sounds like shit <:omegakekw:1016121110372306944>
saya no uta but its just saya trying to make 2019 shitty underground soundcloud rap songs
stoic girder
stoic girder
This is making me feel uncomfortable.
stoic girder
The hair would trigger my texture autism.
stoic girder
I almost said something that would have got me a ban, be glad.
pale ingot
I almost said something that would have got me a ban, be glad.
no balls weak sperm
you are weak spern
narrow lotus
that shit looks ass
solar breach
i didnt notice
simple ore
renamed some cosmetics in memory of some birds ive lost
hey man can you give me burning team captain im f2p π
glad carbon
hop on mine
idle veldt
gleaming grove
Azu fuck outta here
you have a job?
vast wren
I already know how this is gonna end
pale ingot
azu lives matter
homeress
fossil swan
Anyway i go to work now god bless
good luck
grizzled meadow
Iedy comes in chat, and you send this?
verbal needle
full rapids
vast wren
almost real
pale ingot
almost real but fake
coarse bear
hey man can you give me burning team captain im f2p π
They should've left F2Ps without the ability to chat
pale ingot
They should've left F2Ps without the ability to chat
moderator opinion 
coarse bear
Put the metal in the sentry little bro
naive bison
good morning
drifting mantle
coarse bear
i put the sapper on the sentry
Frontier Justice engie: 
pseudo robin
I'm in the streets of tarkov rn straight strokin my shit
pale ingot
Frontier Justice engie: <:jokerge2:1237664599512191036>
Diamondback kunai + 5 degrees of neurodiversity 
or amby
vast wren
I'm in the streets of tarkov rn straight strokin my shit
who up willying they wonka
coarse bear
i was always a better sniper player than a spy player though
This mf never touched obj
coarse bear
pale ingot
but at the same time i was more obsessed with trickstabs than actually playing the game
as any proper spy main should do
i still remember "the circle strafe stab"
shits like mastering sun tzu's art of war to backstab a 12 year old on hightower
pseudo robin
who up willying they wonka
who up gumpin it rn
coarse bear
You weren't a real Spy main if you didn't call it Reverse Matador Stab
pale ingot
You weren't a real Spy main if you didn't call it Reverse Matador Stab
i dont remember what the reverse matador was but i do know i tried it
pale ingot
my bread and butter was the matador 
it worked maybe 30% of the time
pale ingot
I made it up
no im pretty sure something like that existed
coarse bear
It would still just be the Matador
Unless you're some spy snob
pale ingot
pale ingot
It would still just be the Matador <:omegakekw:1016121110372306944>
Unless you'...
yeah i guess it would
drifting mantle
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920199542564081694/1078969439212556328/...
pale ingot
i remember my stupid ass really wanted to do one of those stabs where you use a teleporter or some shit to jump over the opp
pale ingot
and then hit his back hitbox
coarse bear
i remember my stupid ass really wanted to do one of those stabs where you use a ...
It's kinda easy even nowadays
It's also easy to get telefragged that way
pale ingot
it was doable if you had like a bit of a height advantage
legit just jump over the other guy
i could probably boot up tf2 rn and still perform as badly as the day i dropped it 
drifting mantle
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920199542564081694/1078969439212556328/...
You know, we did some retarded cringy shit as kids too... But we didn't had the Internet, so that we could post our retarded cringy ass shit for everyone to see.
pale ingot
You know, we did some retarded cringy shit as kids too... But we didn't had the ...
now we do
drifting mantle
I am not
coarse bear
it was doable if you had like a bit of a height advantage
The teleporter IS the height advantage though -- any change of elevation, even by a few hammer units, was enough for you to perform a stair stab
pale ingot
The teleporter IS the height advantage though -- any change of elevation, even b...
exactly
what other stabs were there ngl
coarse bear
Which is kinda funny -- TF2 dudes got hops
pale ingot
those ones where theres a trolldier or somebitch over you and you backstab them while theyre mid flight were fun as fuck
coarse bear
Understabs I'd guess
pale ingot
yeah
the holy trinity
matador stairstab and understab
and then there was switching class to sniper so you can finally be useful to your team
coarse bear
Though there's always a few backstabs where your friend plays on the other team and transfers maximum velocity to you by being stuck in geometry and you jumping on them
scenic field
Brainfart... help.. ive lost the will to play videogames
pale ingot
until you hit a chainstab or some bullshit then you bus
pale ingot
Brainfart... help.. ive lost the will to play videogames
rage
slender rock
Which one of you dorkasses have the ecologists digging in they butt sticker gif shit
I need that
pale ingot
Though there's always a few backstabs where your friend plays on the other team ...
there were surfstabs where you surf off a rocket 
drifting mantle
Brainfart... help.. ive lost the will to play videogames
pale ingot
or well its not exactly surfing but hey ykwim
slender rock
or well its not exactly surfing but hey ykwim
Close enough
coarse bear
there were surfstabs where you surf off a rocket <:KEK:1150378399735484416>
https://youtu.be/3zeuSUD05aY - check 9:56
pale ingot
https://youtu.be/3zeuSUD05aY - check 9:56
insane
coarse bear
There's also the fact that Pyro's flames are velocity based
So if you're stuck like that and are Pyro -- you can snipe people.
pale ingot
So if you're stuck like that and are Pyro -- you can snipe people.
legalize nuclear bombs
coarse bear
Legitimately imagine losing a sniper fight to a pyro's flamethrower
pale ingot
would be pretty funny
coarse bear
"Wow, that crouching Pyro looks like an easy targ-"
pale ingot
whenever i played sniper i lowkey got like top 3 on the scoreboard consistently
spy was not like that
coarse bear
2 points per headshot kill moment
pale ingot
i was in the wrong field of expertise but fuck it we main spy
coarse bear
2 points per headshot kill moment
Also reason why rounds that are lost look like the sniper carried the team to no benefit -- guy has double the points of seconds place or some shit 
pale ingot
2 points per headshot kill moment
2 points per backstab kill too but i didnt see myself topscoring often
coarse bear
TBH to land a backstab you have to walk up to people
Meanwhile Sniper needs only wait 0.2 fucking seconds
coarse bear
tame halo
oh are we talking about how sniper in tf2 is the most broken class in the history of FPS games?
pale ingot
the worst shit is when there's a pyro that spychecks EVERYONE
coarse bear
Watching Stabby Stabby videos, seeing him get spychecked, and then he just casually walks it off in front of the guy that checked him
pale ingot
Watching Stabby Stabby videos, seeing him get spychecked, and then he just casua...
ive done that before
glad carbon
azu lives matter
truth!
coarse bear
oh are we talking about how sniper in tf2 is the most broken class in the histor...
It is what it is
pale ingot
doing stupid shit on spy is fun
coarse bear
Spawn wallhacks though 
prisma venture
oh are we talking about how sniper in tf2 is the most broken class in the histor...
U are weak just kill that sniper lol
coarse bear
tame halo
the same class that has a melee that random crits almost everytime and when it does, it instakills all but 2 classes at full HP
coarse bear
I've seen this play out so many times over the years and they still bite
scenic field
People still play tf2?
coarse bear
Yeh
tame halo
ye
scenic field
Ye
coarse bear
Though I'm currently just doing jump maps
scenic field
I guess so
tame halo
cuz overwatch died and nothing else exists in that category
drifting mantle
scenic field
Arma?
tame halo
of course the AI posts a mediocre strawman 
coarse bear
How the fuck would Arma be in the same category as TF2
tame halo
no matter, he's blocked me
drifting mantle
How the fuck would Arma be in the same category as TF2
Always has been
coarse bear
Nuh-uh
drifting mantle
Uhu!
coarse bear
Decommissioning this 
right this second
tame halo
TF Classic was obviously the best one
pale ingot
discombobulate
coarse bear
pale ingot
lowkey still think i remember the reverse matador being a thing i must have been bullshitted ages ago or it was an actual thing @coarse bear
pale ingot
manic cave
How the fuck would Arma be in the same category as TF2
Reforger or 3?
coarse bear
At this point look up "Spy trickstab guide 2025" and see if the weirdo TFTuber says it
manic cave
π
pale ingot
At this point look up "Spy trickstab guide 2025" and see if the weirdo TFTuber s...
kurrwwaaa
11yr ago
manic cave
I have no idea what those are
Both of them are arma games. Reforger is really just random stuff on servers people host, & it's mainly coldwar based. However it can be sorta like TF2 depending on the server your on ngl.
But three? Yeah no.
simple ore
IM GONNA CUUUUUUUUUUUUM
coarse bear
Holy YAP
simple ore
IM BOTTA BLOOW
pale ingot
finally some good fucking news
drifting mantle
https://youtu.be/kxLD4PS-CzI
AI generated, a fabrication of reality
manic cave
kebab π
pale ingot
AI generated, a fabrication of reality
11 years ago
drifting mantle
11 years ago
Faked
coarse bear
Nerd emoji
Change off medic and let's go soldier 
pale ingot
finally some good fucking news
thanks gogle i needed this news
coarse bear
Doner kebab rules
pale ingot
mfw the international doner kebab federation breaks down my door because i made mine wrong
tame halo
Holy YAP
what you actually need to do is use a console command to artificially delay your attacks so that facestabs register on the back of your enemy's hitbox and count as a backstab
solar breach
https://youtu.be/kxLD4PS-CzI
Classic
coarse bear
Okay mr blame cl_interp on everything
solar breach
Holy YAP
Spy mains are weird
Just play spy and when you get a cool stab be suprised
tame halo
played against one of those fuckers once, he thought he was invincible
but his tricks were no match for an airblast
coarse bear
pale ingot
Spy mains are weird
dude do you know the circle strafe stab tutorials
solar breach
Sniper first
pale ingot
they're insane
manic cave
i think the only class i played on tf2 was pyro
solar breach
dude do you know the circle strafe stab tutorials
No
coarse bear
i think the only class i played on tf2 was pyro
Checks out
tame halo
best class is obviously the drunk explosive man
manic cave
I only got like 20 hours of playtime in & then uninstalled.
solar breach
Checks out
he is every pyro stereotype in existence
coarse bear
He's not thrown slurs yet when the spy video got linked
tame halo
hazbin hotel fans fighting jojo fans over the last unsucked cock
solar breach
True
tame halo
solar breach
hazbin hotel fans fighting jojo fans over the last unsucked cock
I like jojo. I don't like to admit I like jojo.
manic cave
never watched jojo so idfk what its abt
tame halo
I like jojo. I don't like to admit I like jojo.
I liked part 1 and 2
3 is alright
the rest is just weird for the sake of weird
coarse bear
I liked part 1 and 2
3 is alright
the rest is just weird for the sake of weird
Rare part 1 enjoyer
pale ingot
let me get the playlist
drifting mantle
I like jojo. I don't like to admit I like jojo.
Depends on which Ark (or whatever you call it)
solar breach
coarse bear
May the horses of Part 7 guide your path
full rapids
coarse bear
Depends on which Ark (or whatever you call it)
Arc
Ark is Noah's
tame halo
Depends on which Ark (or whatever you call it)
I said "Part" but you're a pussy who blocks everyone so uhh
pale ingot
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLES8IYqQgYE9odXRBPC1-lvyIPT9vQd3V
look at the last 5 videos in the playlist for reference
i watched like half of those in my prime spy main arc @solar breach
drifting mantle
Arc
Ark is Noah's
Ah yes, JoJo's Ark
coarse bear
Honestly
They could've fit Noah into Part 8
solar breach
look at the last 5 videos in the playlist for reference
i watched like half of t...
Cool dude but like
solar breach
I can just go behind enemies and stab them it's not hard
tame halo
trolldier is obviously the most skill based activity you can do in tf2
strange harbor
solar breach
True
tame halo
https://tenor.com/view/spy-has-a-gun-tf2-gif-5859326667133593733
that's actually impressive
solar breach
https://tenor.com/view/spy-has-a-gun-tf2-gif-5859326667133593733
I unironically use the enforcer and get frags with it
Fun as hell
coarse bear
Honestly, try your luck on some jump maps
jump_sitood is great
tame halo
the only time I used the enforcer was on a times ten server
solar breach
I use the enforcer because I think it's the best looking
I like snubbies
I have a team shine on it too
quartz ridge
https://tenor.com/view/spy-has-a-gun-tf2-gif-5859326667133593733
i love MGE memes / gifs
naive bison
i love MGE memes / gifs
(it's just gei porn)
tame halo
yes
pale ingot
trolldier is obviously the most skill based activity you can do in tf2
trolldemo
quartz ridge
(it's just gei porn)
no it isnt its MGE
coarse bear
https://tenor.com/view/mge-demoman-gif-15289000752346143624
Too bad weirdos use these for their political shit sometimes
tame halo
but you know
we gotta nerf the shit out of it so that competitive isn't unbalanced cuz the demo would be able to one shot a medic
not like there's a 25 HP difference between Medic and Sniper 
quartz ridge
Too bad weirdos use these for their political shit sometimes
i think those are funny
solar breach
but you know
we gotta nerf the shit out of it so that competitive isn't unbalanc...
Comp and caber don't go together
tame halo
that's a whole nother thing
solar breach
Comp demos would be better off with skullcutter
solar breach
True
Who decided the weapon with 20% extra damage (stock damage output is already pretty fucking good) needed random crits
When random crit chance is influenced by how much damage you do
solar breach
I want to personally twist the heads off of every scorch shot pyro
At least the loose cannon can't be used crossmap
tame halo
it is pretty fun to terrorise 2fort snipers with it though
solar breach
Yeah 2fort snipers deserve as much mercy as insurance companies 
river zealot
gleaming grove
river zealot
@naive bison
naive bison
holy fuck if only i was one of them bro
pale ingot
holy fuck if only i was one of them bro
if a genie turns me into one after i fuck up and say the wrong thing i aint even gon be mad
coarse bear
Yeah 2fort snipers deserve as much mercy as insurance companies <:alt9:108648577...
!true
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solar breach
Oo pop I
What the fuck
I accidentally left my phone open
On my nightstand upside down
And the vid started playing
Scared the fuck out of me dude
verbal needle
river zealot
Why ping me 
coarse bear
Because cat, innit
river zealot
high wing
stone blade
river zealot
Hows babushka
Moved apartment, probably better now that i dont torment her
river zealot
Yea because cat
eager igloo
Dumbass fucking cartoon
stone blade
wrong but ok
stoic girder
verbal needle
manic cave
That or they'll literally just take photo of you DEAD instead.
naive bison
tf is this supposed to prove π
slender rock
verbal needle
tf is this supposed to prove π
ARNR All risk no reward
Crackhead just do shit, quite literally anything other than get a job
eager igloo
Based
slender rock
eager igloo
No one cares what your mistress was doing to you last night
slender rock
stoic girder
Why is it getting wet?
slender rock
Become pipe
manic cave
^
simple ore
i love stalker mods
slender rock
prime zenith
flapjack 
stone blade
flapjack <:POGGIES1:981963701215199332><:POGGIES1:981963701215199332><:POGGIES1:...
i need to add that show to my jellyfin collection
prime zenith
it was peak
i loved how ugly it was as a kid
ugly in the way they did the characters
stone blade
glory to our beautiful nation
HES BUYING VODKA AT 11 IN THE MORNING @narrow lotus ALOOOO
coarse bear
It's 5 o'clock somewhere
minor cypress
Still feels wrong showing up to the liquor store right as it opens
Even if im doing nothing wrong
manic cave
It's 5 o'clock somewhere
close enough
stone blade
peak bulgaria
coarse bear
Still feels wrong showing up to the liquor store right as it opens
I mean hey, we got remembrance (Life parties I guess?) dinners here at around 1-2 o'clock sometimes, those always feature a bottle or two per table
Specifically vodka bottles
minor cypress
I mean hey, we got remembrance (Life parties I guess?) dinners here at around 1-...
Nice. Its just easier for me to go in the mornings after work vs waking up at 6p and doing shit
I still fuck with my dad anytime he invites us for dinner, orders beers, and i have one with him for breakfast 
grizzled meadow
stone blade
jeep usa made from the grater
minor cypress
He always forgets that shit
stone blade
man I love this episode
minor cypress
If you ever end up at a brunch place as soon as they open, just count the nurses in scrubs day drinking
coarse bear
https://x.com/stxrinsky/status/1972416077520064730?t=EQLxbd90XTbuSByW5HgJMQ&s=19
Ay peepaw let's get you back in bed
minor cypress
Ay peepaw let's get you back in bed
Starts incoherently ranting about some random green frog in 2080
coarse bear
Peepaw is too zoomer to remember the blue frog
narrow lotus
eager igloo
HES BUYING VODKA AT 11 IN THE MORNING <@146741297875517440> ALOOOO
Its for later duh (12:01)
stone blade
Its for later duh (12:01)
aha
fallow trellis
coarse bear
pseudo robin
eager igloo
Colleague in kitchen randomly dropping racist jokes
naive bison
https://x.com/stxrinsky/status/1972416077520064730?t=EQLxbd90XTbuSByW5HgJMQ&s=19
Live grandpa footage
naive bison
Do you remember that 2ch thread about a guy that fucked wet concrete and had tablespoons of pus come out of his dick
Great times
naive bison
Also just got free twix and cola from vending machine
Eating Twinx and drinking cocka cola on a Monday morning bruh π
I am drinking a delicious melonade mojito from Fresh Bar, the drink company
Its a new flavor and its very nice
I paid 10$ at a restaurant for a melon watermelon lemonade and it was very nice and refreshing but fuckoff expensive
naive bison
eager igloo
Fuckass ai overview
Googled fresh bar and it went "DID YOU KNOW THERES A BISTRO "FRESH" IN YOUR CITY HERE'S THE ADDRESS"
NO ONE FUCKING ASKED
Dumbass stupid fucking clanker
coarse bear
Do you remember that 2ch thread about a guy that fucked wet concrete and had ta...
I wasn't on 2ch to know of that
naive bison
I wasn't on 2ch to know of that <:thumbsUp2x:1379386230042787941>
I read it on vk
Im sure you will find it if you Google it
Even with an inflamated cock that may have been amputated he was describing in vivid detail how fucking grand the concrussy was feeling
naive bison
He was straight concing the crete
low atlas
Bro, what the fuck is LinkedIn <:kekl:1028025674688102441>
Slaves to the machine
Your time means nothing, you want money, sacrifice your dignity and everything else
naive bison
Bro, what the fuck is LinkedIn <:kekl:1028025674688102441>
Excellent tool for vetting employers
What the fuck is linked in btw
Employment twitter?
drifting mantle
The only time I think it's okay to make intership, is either as part of your university degree or if you are still at school and are tasked to see what actual work is like.
drifting mantle
Employment twitter?
I think so?
The shit there is fucking hilarious...
If you are active there, you have no dignity
Because the only companies that are using LinkedIn want your soul for free
low atlas
Employment twitter?
just people trying to pretend like they're active and social for employers to see
Most of it is AI genned garbage
green schooner
Bro, what the fuck is LinkedIn <:kekl:1028025674688102441>
low atlas
The only time I think it's okay to make intership, is either as part of your uni...
I mean there are paid internships nowadays, I saw one that pays p decent from Oracle and they provide you free training which is...i guess nice? but
yh
2.3k euro a month
minor cypress
Bro, what the fuck is LinkedIn <:kekl:1028025674688102441>
Recruiters have no souls
naive bison
@eager igloo elaborate
minor cypress
Employment twitter?
Most accurate description of linkedin i've ever heard.
manic cave
Bro, what the fuck is LinkedIn <:kekl:1028025674688102441>
Average employer tbh.
minor cypress
80% ai slop engagement farming circlejerk, 10% jobhunting, 10% networking
eager igloo
<@443415402718953483> elaborate
No
low atlas
80% ai slop engagement farming circlejerk, 10% jobhunting, 10% networking
dont forget the people who go to conferences just to farm linkedin connections too
:^)
eager igloo
Bro, what the fuck is LinkedIn <:kekl:1028025674688102441>
Employers praising benefits of doing unpaid labour for them
Peak linkedin
manic cave
Puts up post stating that they're hiring, surprised when they get applicants, then proceed to ghost said applicants. /shrug
drifting mantle
Average employer tbh.
Not in Germany... Or at least, not when I try to apply for a Job.
If a company would even dare, ask me if I have LinkedIn... I would burst out laughing and answer "Nah fam, I'm good"
Instant red flag.
If I wanna work, I look what I want to do. Look up what options are there and then apply directly.
If they are really interested, they will answer. If not, they aren't worth my time anyway.
A lot of the shit companies pull, is because people ACT like they are desperate (which they are) but you need to come off as "I don't need this shit, you are lucky if you can get me"
eager igloo
"My employees often ignore my requests to work overtime, and cannot understand that I love money and need more of it"
minor cypress
dont forget the people who go to conferences just to farm linkedin connections t...
Its exhausting
manic cave
Its exhausting
minor cypress
You can find the shittiest takes on linkedin
drifting mantle
Its exhausting
Actual Fever dream convo
minor cypress
Sooo many dickriders everywhere
manic cave
What the fuck does this even mean.
low atlas
Why is a radio host an AI analyst?
manic cave
Why is a radio host an AI analyst?
^^^^
drifting mantle
What the fuck does this even mean.
He looks at something, gives it ChatGPT to analyse, then gives it to the boss
placid sail
my only interaction with linkedin was when I was literally doing scummy cold calls and corpo email abuse for some hole in the wall company making conferences and I've found it a charming place
it's like boomers' facebook but everyone has a jobby job and feels so important
minor cypress
Why is a radio host an AI analyst?
I chatted with him at a con, he does policy work for AI with the UN and ceo for a company that does consulting/planning for AI usage with businesses.
I learned this after i was 2 beers in and he asked what i thought about AI in tech, and gave the "its cool but 90% undercooked marketing bullshit" rant
manic cave
So he's basically just there to peddle AI slop into corporations.
minor cypress
60/40. Its more "heres what we can do now, how we could fix it, what isn't feasable"
placid sail
manic cave
The fuck is US Politics even more gng π
drifting mantle
The best encounter I had with AI, was searching for a microphone.
It suggested to me a mic that was omnidirect... I looked it up on the manufacturer's website... It wasn't omnidirect.
I confronted the AI and said "the manufacturer of said mic states that this mic in particular isn't omnidirect"
AI's response: "Oh, then manufacturer's website information is faulty. My sources are correct. It is indeed omnidirect!"
fallow spruce
What the fuck is linked in btw
tinder for jobs
if ur useless in the dating market then ur on tinder
if ur useless in the job market then ur on linkedin
full rapids
fallow spruce
this will ironically be worth a lot in 25 years
if its not fake at least
ppl are big on hello kitty merch
manic cave
ppl are big on hello kitty merch
Can confirm, my little brother literally has a stock pile worth of hello kitty merch.
pale ingot
ppl are big on hello kitty merch
hello kitty kids growing up now they need to switch marketing strategies
fallow spruce
no hello kitty will always be a thing lol
placid sail
The best encounter I had with AI, was searching for a microphone.
It suggested t...
every language model's efficiency is calculated by it giving proper responses. the model saying "I don't know" is considered a bad response. like a child on a test, every model has to lie and invent bullshit to give a response instead of being honest. and so, some capitalism bullshit we must sell it asap turns into an algorithm that will gaslight you at any opportunity
fallow spruce
hello kitty island adventure is a thing too now after all
pale ingot
https://tenor.com/view/la-bubu-gif-2634188817803217425
death
minor cypress
The slop has already evolved
fallow spruce
so its got a huge boost in newlyfound popularity again amongst the newer generation
prime zenith
https://tenor.com/view/la-bubu-gif-2634188817803217425
never seen anyone with this
drifting mantle
every language model's efficiency is calculated by it giving proper responses. t...
manic cave
https://tenor.com/view/la-bubu-gif-2634188817803217425
Words can not explain how much i hate these things.
fallow spruce
https://tenor.com/view/la-bubu-gif-2634188817803217425
am i too old to understand AI slop and brainrot
looks like that 1 furry toy
the ones that look like gremlins and u could teach them how to talk
naive bison
looks like that 1 furry toy
"That one"
prime zenith
the evil ones
naive bison
minor cypress
Words can not explain how much i hate these things.
Same. Its just proof you can sell anything
fallow spruce
"That one"
i dont get the implication
naive bison
the ones that look like gremlins and u could teach them how to talk
The one that had a horror game around it
minor cypress
the ones that look like gremlins and u could teach them how to talk
Furbies
naive bison
Tattletale
naive bison
i wasl ooking up furbear
Rip your eyes
drifting mantle
manic cave
Believe it or not many big retail brands sell rip offs of these still π
fallow spruce
yea i see them all the time at like the black market or flea markets
drifting mantle
fallow spruce
furbies were a based toy ngl
prime zenith
my toys were a garage with a lift for cars and legos and dinosaurs
minor cypress
Banned from military bases because of a rumor they could record and were always on
fallow spruce
think it applies to any USGOV agency
eager igloo
What the fuck does this even mean.
They write "@grok is this true" on twitter
manic cave
Banned from military bases because of a rumor they could record and were always ...
(CCP spyware.)
drifting mantle
These were my toys
minor cypress
drifting mantle
Does that company still even exist?
Yes, but they are not in a good spot
manic cave
Ah
minor cypress
These were my toys
Hell yeah
fallow spruce
i used to have nearly every pirate set when it came to playmobil
sour carbon
manic cave
ngl miss when lego sets WEREN'T $100 PER SET.
fallow spruce
ngl miss when lego sets WEREN'T $100 PER SET.
the big sets were almost always a 100
minor cypress
drifting mantle
peak
manic cave
the big sets were almost always a 100
The little & medium ones were usually $20-40
Now all of them are literally expensive asf.
minor cypress
The fuck is this <:omegakekw:1016121110372306944>
Connecting building block toy thing
fallow spruce
itd be like 30 or some
fallow spruce
but if u got an entire pirate ship itd usually be a 100
drifting mantle
didn't those get prohibited, because children ate the magnetic balls?
fallow spruce
i always saw playmobil as the cheaper lego
minor cypress
Peak
manic cave
My dad would always take me to the local lego shop on weekends, then we'd spend all night building the sets he got.
drifting mantle
neurodivergent lego, as it wasn't enough so
Lego was for autists, Playmobil for retards
minor cypress
didn't those get prohibited, because children ate the magnetic balls?
Not that i know of.
manic cave
Not that i know of.
Probs thinking of the rip off brands that made similar sets.
fallow spruce
they did
placid sail
Lego was for autists, Playmobil for retards
this playmobil shit looks like a lego you get if you parents don't really love you
fallow spruce
same as the whole kinder egg thing
manic cave
same as the whole kinder egg thing
Oh that explains why i don't see kinder eggs anymore.
manic cave
I was wondering what happened to them.
drifting mantle
this playmobil shit looks like a lego you get if you parents don't really love y...
I loved playmobil and hated lego
Playmobil wasn't as complex, but was way better looking
fallow spruce
because u know there is always a retard who will sue a company because their own retarded kid was retarded enough to eat something thats obivously inedible and then choke in it
minor cypress
Lego was for autists, Playmobil for retards
I remember designing halo forge maps in google sketchup in class then going home to build things out
fallow spruce
same why america is the only nation that has to specificy on cups of coffee that coffee is hot or that u cant dry a cat in ur dryer
sour carbon
drifting mantle
I remember designing halo forge maps in google sketchup in class then going home...
actual autistic behaviour
manic cave
because u know there is always a retard who will sue a company because their own...
"This product made my child experience (insert reason here because parent wasn't even looking after them) so no other child can have this!!!"
fallow spruce
basically lol
minor cypress
actual autistic behaviour <:omegakekw:1016121110372306944>
we had a projects based class, got to choose the project, so i bullshitted that as a project.
fallow spruce
the biggest W is probably that guy who sued red bull that it didnt give him wings
manic cave
They still use that quote though
manic cave
LOL
fallow spruce
give her a break shes american
minor cypress
now cups of coffee have a warning label that coffee is hot
Wasn't that whole bit slander by the company and it ended up being negligence by mcdonalds?
fallow spruce
no
this is a very real thing
mind u its an old woman so yea hot coffee will do some bad to u but still retardded
placid sail
https://d.vxinstagram.com/VerifySnapsaveLink?postid=DPFPIKQku-d&order=-1&rapidsa...
@narrow lotus you're welcome goon
full rapids
Apparently common sense is not so common
minor cypress
I know about the case. But weren't her injuries so bad because they brewed it at much hotter temps than other places so they could let coffee "sit" longer for orders?
full rapids
I know about the case. But weren't her injuries so bad because they brewed it at...
If we talkin hot coffe bit
Then yes
fallow spruce
any place does that
full rapids
Hot is one thing
Boiling is other
minor cypress
Yeah, they were brewing at 88C, when most places served it at 60C.
fallow spruce
it doesnt matter its just ridiculous
minor cypress
Because they had research that most people would get their coffee, drive, and allow it to stay warm/cool off. But they served it to you at 88C.
full rapids
Yeah, they were brewing at 88C, when most places served it at 60C.
It's like giving ppl microwaved water
Shits unfunny
fallow spruce
and then complainin the water burns u
its like getting into a sauna
and complaining ur getting dehydrated
manic cave
Probs means the barista on shift didn't even BOTHER with setting the correct temp on the coffee machine.
fallow spruce
no its common practice
minor cypress
Kinda missing the point
fallow spruce
if u get a hot drink u risk getting burnt
she shouldnt of been awarded shit but a moron trophy
minor cypress
She is dumb for spilling it, but its even more retarded they are brewing it that hot to begin with.
prime zenith
if its that hot she will get higher degree burns
fallow spruce
and then people will complain the coffee is already room temp in 10 minutes
full rapids
Hot water is around 60C
fallow spruce
if u get a hot drink u risk getting burnt
minor cypress
After getting 700+ reports of similar burn incidents.
full rapids
At 88c you simmer your food
fallow spruce
like imagine u buy a water boiler and u spill boiling water on urself
then u sue the company because boiling water burnt you
π
eager igloo
That shit is even funnier
pseudo robin
She is dumb for spilling it, but its even more retarded they are brewing it that...
Her own fault for purchasing anything at goyslopβ’
naive bison
That shit is even funnier
@narrow lotus its so over for you
pseudo robin
When I finish the house you can stay in my attic
You're hiding gypsys in your attic are you not
manic cave
fallow spruce
https://tenor.com/view/hans-landa-gif-13588332054919988806
wasnt in the basemen tin that movie
andd then they shoot the entire floor our or something
out*
pseudo robin
wasnt in the basemen tin that movie
Yes
fallow spruce
whats the worst food in the world guys, mcdonalds, taco bell or plain tomato
manic cave
Taco bell.
narrow lotus
<@146741297875517440> its so over for you
calling me a gypsy when im not is an affont to my heritage and i will consider it as a racist attack
Jarvis, pull pui Xalrider's audit
coarse bear
prime zenith
narrow lotus
damn dude , a woman had a heart attk and died on the sidewalk today when i left work
they tried to resuscitate her for 45 minutes but sadly when i left work she was already body bagged
lyric horizon
damn dude , a woman had a heart attk and died on the sidewalk today when i left ...
Fuck, man
How old was she?
narrow lotus
From what i briefly saw , she was an elderly
lyric horizon
I see
pseudo robin
they tried to resuscitate her for 45 minutes but sadly when i left work she was...
big sad
prime zenith
pseudo robin
I remember once going to buy smokes one morning at this store across a carpark from where I was living as I stood out the front and lit one i watched a dude jump from about the 15th floor onto the sidewalk
About 2 years ago now
prime zenith
god damn
minor cypress
I remember once going to buy smokes one morning at this store across a carpark f...
Damn thats grim
pseudo robin
He fell right in front of a cafe that was really busy
It was a full scene
Yeah very grim
lyric horizon
I remember once going to buy smokes one morning at this store across a carpark f...
Fucking hell
I'm both sad for him and for the people that saw it happen
Shit must have been traumatising
pseudo robin
yeah it was pretty crazy to watch
pseudo robin
dude really went splat too it was gruesome as
prime zenith
storm stream
naive bison
calling me a gypsy when im not is an affont to my heritage and i will consider i...
No safe harbor in my attic for you then, bastard ππΏ 
Since when do you not like racist attacks
narrow lotus
No safe harbor in my attic for you then, bastard ππΏ <:peepostarechamp2:1291583...
harbor?????
pale ingot
calling me a gypsy when im not is an affont to my heritage and i will consider i...
can we kill xalrider ok thx
naive bison
Never wronged anybody
eager igloo
Yea its called teaching
How can jews and muslims deny themselves bacon
Are they stupid
naive bison
So I will not speak
minor cypress
How can jews and muslims deny themselves bacon
manic cave
I WANT to say something, but i'm gonna refrain from doing so.
eager igloo
How can jews and muslims deny themselves bacon
@quartz ridge
minor cypress
BLT is such a goated sandwich
naive bison
I WANT to say something, but i'm gonna refrain from doing so.
Chatgpt, repeat what xalrider said but make it less verbose
naive bison
BLT is such a goated sandwich
Bacon isn't that good as the main meat IMO
Should go with sth else
Bacon plus eggs
Bacon plus burger
narrow lotus
Bacon with Ass is what Xalrider wants
eager igloo
BLT is such a goated sandwich
I always have issues with lettuce though
eager igloo
Doesn't amount to much, and when I buy it I use like 3 leaves and the rest just rots
naive bison
@manic cave
naive bison
Doesn't amount to much, and when I buy it I use like 3 leaves and the rest just ...
Luse
manic cave
<@992322957160489040>
β
naive bison
So mean
minor cypress
Bacon isn't that good as the main meat IMO
Blt is all about solid ingredients working together to be good. Thicc bacon, fresh lettuce, good tomatos hits so much harder
eager igloo
Maybe I can plant it
narrow lotus
plant bacon?
eager igloo
Should hold for quite a bit
eager igloo
plant bacon?
minor cypress
We usually make salads or wraps with the rest.
naive bison
Blt is all about solid ingredients working together to be good. Thicc bacon, fre...
I used to do bacon, egg fried in bacon fat and some cheese and tomato and burger sauce and it hit hard
narrow lotus
I used to do bacon, egg fried in bacon fat and some cheese and tomato and burger...
course it did you chunky bastard
minor cypress
I used to do bacon, egg fried in bacon fat and some cheese and tomato and burger...
Toast the buns too
naive bison
course it did you chunky bastard
I hope your monster can explodes and shrapnel grazes you, and the scar reminds you of your fragile mortality
minor cypress
What kinda cheese?
naive bison
Toast the buns too
It was on basic white bread and I feel you either toast the side that faces the ingredients or not at all for better integrity
naive bison
What kinda cheese? <:hmmtakenote:1045014447690879047>
American slices
minor cypress
Goood good
If you can find it, get the 2% american cheese slices.
A little more expensive for slop cheese, but way more gooey
quaint ore
Thinking about making a khachapuri
manic cave
a whatg
manic cave
Never seen this before
quaint ore
Its baller
manic cave
is it like a stretched baguette with a egg in it
quaint ore
No its a cheese pocket with an egg
minor cypress
Wonder if it would be good with garlic butter
manic cave
Garlic.. butter..?
Why is brainfart introducing me to new foods more often then anything else π
pseudo robin
Yeah compound garlic butter
pale ingot
Sounds disgusting
Kill yourself
pseudo robin
This looks delicious icl
storm stream
Sounds disgusting
tf you mean disgusting. It's just breakfast but mixed a bit differently
naive bison
tf you mean disgusting. It's just breakfast but mixed a bit differently
Yeah but it looks so fucking awkward to eat
With the yolk in the middle when you're run out of bread
When its the best thing in the egg
If you have a fried egg and one piece of white bread
You divide the egg equally so every bite gets a bit of yolk
eager igloo
Toast the buns too
How bout I toast your buns
storm stream
You divide the egg equally so every bite gets a bit of yolk
so what you want is an omlette
minor cypress
If you have a fried egg and one piece of white bread
storm stream
You dont mix the yolk before cooking
why not?
naive bison
Unequal and wrong
minor cypress
Just make eggs in a basket, you get the best of both
minor cypress
What about these eggs
minor cypress
Eggs and fried gore mmmm yummy
Real hungry hours
naive bison
What about these eggs
Random shit on the egg, drowning in tomato
Plain fried egg with salt pepper is good
minor cypress
Random shit on the egg, drowning in tomato
Plain fried egg with salt pepper is ...
https://tenor.com/view/chicken-nuggets-spinning-dino-nuggets-nuggets-nugget-gif-16880077528166687073
Shakshuka with naan is good if you aren't in a rush
stark gull
fluid epoch
By the nine Iβm tweakin
eager igloo
With the yolk in the middle when you're run out of bread
You leave the yolk runny though
dreamy flaxBOT
π yolk
[Working class] Irish slang used by [knackers] meaning different things depending on context:
1 ecstacy
2 foolish ugly idiot
3 thing, item, [thingymajig]
1 me heads [cabbaged] today i took a few yolks [last night] im in bits
2 dont [mind that] Vanessa one shes only a yolk.
3
Suzanna: Anto- wheres de yolk for me hay-er?
Anto: Wha' yolk?
Suzanna: De fuckinnn.. ye know de yolk for ge'in rid of de curls- de bleeding strate-ner, wheres de strate-ner?
Anto: I dont fuckin' knowww.
eager igloo
In a spot near me they bake khachapuri and just crack an egg on that, it heats from the warmth of the cheese alone
narrow lotus
Dont mind Menace , she is only a fucking yolker
eager igloo
Its yolka for you
fossil swan
## π [yolk](<https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yolk&defid=1194706...
ah yess, yolk meaning ecstasy
ba iedy
a venit testu la mate inapoi
n-a luat nimeni peste 4
eager igloo
Also I managed to forget you dont argue with cockrider about food
pale ingot
n-a luat nimeni peste 4
lasΔ cΔ poate mΔreΘte nota cu 2
fossil swan
lasΔ cΔ poate mΔreΘte nota cu 2 <:clueless:1031200942722387978>
n-a marit nota la nimeni
eu am luat 5 macar
singuru cu 4,5 in toata clasa
placid sail
In a spot near me they bake khachapuri and just crack an egg on that, it heats f...
adjarian khachapuri is so goated
primal rapids
paper schooner
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/674836345742426122/1422183591684870205/RD...
proven crown
naive bison
You leave the yolk runny though
i'll
nevermind
i was about to say something that sounds wrong out of context
but yes you do leave it runny but i like it semi-runny
naive bison
never drink
alcohol is bad
when you are drunk you act like a fucking embarassment, like that guy
naive bison
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/674836345742426122/1422183591684870205/RD...
@narrow lotus @river zealot @thick wadi this one collection of words literally killed every tarkov hardcore wipe enjoyer
pseudo robin
<@146741297875517440> <@1049089806715596810> <@602878702409351199> this one coll...
hardcore wipe players are a special breed of mentally ill
i am one of them
wooden surge
manic cave
frail scaffold
primal rapids
river zealot
river zealot
@naive bison @narrow lotus
naive bison
<@292700214492397568> <@146741297875517440>
speak = trouble
river zealot
wooden surge
tidal trellis
Man
tidal trellis
I am 
worldly gate
manic cave
narrow lotus
stone blade
balkan henge
placid sail
we live in a society batman
when a surgeon pisses in a sink, nobody bats an eye
but when I do it!
stone blade
SOCIETY
split canyonBOT
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prisma venture
lmao
pseudo robin
If im not meant to piss in the sink why is at perfect level to do so
stone blade
https://youtu.be/xFfHlXQT6qs?si=TEWJABUuiA1M9a2C
yoooo nice
red glade
prisma venture
dogs are just superior
simple ore
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/674836345742426122/1422183591684870205/RD...
HOLY FUCKING TRUTHNUKE
manic cave
red glade
Great now they're having the AI do Dad jokes
I mean I chuckled
But still
While we're in Dad joke mode
visual stirrup
https://tenor.com/view/the-it-crowd-it-crowd-matt-berry-yes-got-it-gif-5271458
the saddest thing about the cancellation of the last season of Venture Bros is that we never got Matt Berry as Force Majeure
crude oak
Artificial Intelligence when Natural Stupidity (COD players) walks in
dreamy flaxBOT
simple ore
commrade jepshetanokov
vast wren
is that fucking epstein
vast wren
Pedo millionaire
crazy
slender rock
Mhm
vast wren
they still havent released the list
slender rock
Because half of the world is ran by millionaire pedophiles
vast wren
Because half of the world is ran by millionaire pedophiles
sad truth nuke
river zealot
Because half of the world is ran by millionaire pedophiles
he gets it
slender rock
Had to tell some dipship talking about how midterms will change things, but
The poor guy doesn't realize that votes will not be counted if you have DEM they will dismiss it
Not that dem party is also apart of the problem too
Because some of them are also.. in the fuckin list
we're fucked yo
vast wren
Because some of them are also.. in the fuckin list
they'll defend it by saying theres more of the "reds" than the "blu"
slender rock
By density of cities yeah, then you have the electoral college
vast wren
<:thumbsUp2x:1379386230042787941> we're fucked yo
always have been fucked
slender rock
Midterms all but a drop in a vast ocean
vast wren
both here in europe and over there in america
slender rock
Yeah well we're interconnected so when both regions being fucked then there's a biiiig problem
vast wren
Yeah well we're interconnected so when both regions being fucked then there's a ...
and obviously the ones in power will either stall, do nothing, or fuck up
but enough of that
vast wren
Return to monke
returning to tribes yes
naive bison
vast wren
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789126354338709516/1422221651461931068/VI...
one wrong move and she gets rabies
naive bison
one wrong move and she gets rabies
what
slender rock
one wrong move and she gets rabies
They do not carry rabies
slender rock
Xal coming in clutch
vast wren
thats the one that can transmit rabies
slender rock
vast wren
I remember some poeple having racoons as pets
naive bison
2 members of the dingus family
slender rock
2 members of the dingus family
Yes
naive bison
vast wren
is a possum just a big rat? because it says it can spread leptospirosis?
slender rock
is a possum just a big rat? because it says it can spread leptospirosis?
Not exactly a big rat but they're pretty dorky and harmless
And their prehensile tail is stronk
vast wren
Not exactly a big rat but they're pretty dorky and harmless
how do they transmit leptospirosis?
biting?
vast wren
either way not gonna press into that further
naive bison
slender rock
<@146741297875517440> https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/78912635433870951...
But no snacks?
π₯²
vast wren
snack money spent on hotels for immigrants
must be the uk
vast wren
Not even sunflower seed
thats eastern european
primal rapids
The Briβish would have an entire portable tea set in their pockets
narrow lotus
@naive bison kill 3 ppl with uzi , naked guy with a pistol calls me the f word before i rush him
naive bison
<@292700214492397568> kill 3 ppl with uzi , naked guy with a pistol calls me the...
you may call him many things, but not a liar
so fucked i used to watch YourMovieSucks and now find out he's
narrow lotus
Banrider
narrow lotus
naive bison
sili
deep topaz
Iedy wants shark teeth on his peenar
quaint ore
"bitch go to a dentist"
"I cant touch your face without wearing leather gloves cause I am afraid you gon laccerate my fingers"
tidal trellis
Oil up <@695977198649081857>
Do I mind was studying
pseudo robin
Do I mind <:madge:1146898420703953087> was studying
tidal trellis
Despise it
pseudo robin
Despise it
good
fallow trellis
well I just flunked my Civil Procedure exam
tidal trellis
Unfortunate
slender rock
Damn iedy it's early
manic cave
visual stirrup
my porn folder is not your meme folder, iedy
visual stirrup
imagine if we had nuclear power and reasonable electric cars
nobody would even be able to find the middle east on a world map
sour carbon
come <@146741297875517440>
narrow lotus
come <@146741297875517440>
primal rapids
Gooning detected, deploying the kill squads
visual stirrup
Gooning detected, deploying the kill squads
drop one at my house, thanks
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https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn4w3jzx807o
why did we buy this piece of shit
primal rapids
why did we buy this piece of shit
Because it was the only way to make the Dead Space 2 remaster and Anthem-but-actually-good a reality
(shut up, I can dream)
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oil baron sim 2026
primal rapids
vast wren
whee do I get this
visual stirrup
my nightmares
vast wren
my nightmares
swag
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placid sail
@minor cypress it is now possible to brutally beat the shit out of the worst terrorist and war criminal in history of runeterra https://youtu.be/A8-Uw_sypMs
crude oak
Oh great, i just fucked entire game balance in tokyo xtreme racer by buying civic
i'm only lvl 2 and it will be enought for 20 more levels with this fucking acceleration
naive bison
<@107238989894795264> it is now possible to brutally beat the shit out of the wo...
i am getting aids just watching this