🎪bruh-fart

[arctic pawn]

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXat1WfurSk

[quartz ridge]

its because they are trynna make a million things at once

(sig sauer USA)

well its expensive actually

[fallow trellis]

women with big butts

[spring quail]

do you think he got to hit

[fallow trellis]

depends if thats his car

[spring quail]

well i know for a fact 5 people didnt pull up in a camaro

clown car metrics

[spring quail]

holy zlased

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0VhVUhvZDo

[idle portal]

must be nice having an ar farteen
signed -californian

[fallow trellis]

Xal is also from there

[idle portal]

terrifying

they're banning glocks now

https://tenor.com/view/no-disappointed-smh-shake-my-head-oh-brother-gif-6826525774079143920

[fallow trellis]

but its ok since xal is a black homosexual

the regular rules of white people dont apply to people of color or minorities

[spring quail]

how does banning glocks take automatic weapons out of the hands of criminals

[fallow trellis]

harder to get a hand on glock to mod now

[idle portal]

it lets more innocent people die so they can find the illegal guns easier since theres less people who dont have the illegal weapons

think smart, not hard

[fallow trellis]

the government of california is lead by the most advanced liberal minds

[spring quail]

with gen5 glocks onward you can't put a switch on them anymore anyway

[fallow trellis]

they know what they are doing

[solar breach]

"oh shit, a chimera, at least it's not a black chimera"
a black chimera giggling around the corner of a building

[idle portal]

they'll find a way

people have rpgs here

[spring quail]

YN's switch over to taurus tx22's with the frt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmNE29cMhfM&t=1s

soon and very soon

no more NFA

[verbal needle]

Huh, they discontinued my handgun

[spring quail]

what was it

[stark gull]

What's that thing?

[verbal needle]

Springfield XDM elite in 10mm

I have the full size

[quartz ridge]

we have fucking mag locks and fin grips man it sucks so much cock

https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentchel-liquor-drinking-gif-4068965044341448577

mfw my maglock makes it 10x harder to clean my rifle cause im retarded

[spring quail]

wtf is the point of a fin grip

[quartz ridge]

to make it harder to shoot

[verbal needle]

Make It uncomfortable to shoot and hold

[quartz ridge]

anything else they say is bullshit its just that

[quartz ridge]

whats funny is that since they designed for right handed use if you are left handed its easier to use fin grips

at least my experience holding a friend's ak

[quartz ridge]

one day california will be free from tyranny

[verbal needle]

Idk if it's happening in other stats but here in texas we're about to have no tax stamps for silencers

[quartz ridge]

its an attack on the NFA

if theres no tax then they can use it as a reason to get them off the NFA

some legal loophole

[spring quail]

there's a new lawsuit saying $0 tax stamps? why exist?

nfa gone in my lifetime

scattered in the wind like chaff from the grain

[quartz ridge]

with how many shootings there have been THEY as in the gov are trying their best to get normal hunting rifles banned

a dude who shot at a ice facilty killing a detainee used "an ww2 style bolt action rifle"

[spring quail]

i saw that

level 30 retard

anyways

[quartz ridge]

0 pics of the rifle but theres a pic of his smashed face cause he got headshot

[spring quail]

link?

or dm

[quartz ridge]

if i find it again i will

but they have a picture of a stripper clip apparently belonging to his rifle

[spring quail]

i saw part of it on the news while i was buying my car the other day actually

[spring quail]

yeah i saw that

[idle veldt]

With sharpie on it

[quartz ridge]

such fed bait

[idle veldt]

Completely fake

[quartz ridge]

its like the charlie kirk shooter who they said wanted to join hamas

[idle veldt]

No one is buying it

[verbal needle]

This is indeed fed bait

[spring quail]

giving "SEEEEEEEEEEE???? EVEN WOOD GUNS BAD!!!!"

[quartz ridge]

"i have access to a hamas recruiter"

said by an american (trans?) person

the roommate or whatever

[idle veldt]

And then they bungle the investigation

Make multplie lies

[quartz ridge]

"see you in valhala" to a christian said by a hindu

married to a jew

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857055274975100951/1352464194431094784/uncaption.gif

[spring quail]

kash will be flushed soon

[idle veldt]

Bondi too

[quartz ridge]

who then said they got a leak of his message history where he talks about wanting to convert to islam saying he "wants to go to a muslim church"

which is funny as fuck

[idle veldt]

We are seeing levels of incompetence unimaginable

[quartz ridge]

"white dude from a morman state shot him FUCK BLAME THE MUSLIMS QUICK"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1416281018385567785/ScreenRecording_09-10-2025_15-52-03_1.mov?ex=68d8123c&is=68d6c0bc&hm=b00b2663b15804d5d24e59973a34d391258fd0d32f9086a772b634f609f3f552&

[deep topaz]

well I finished my lower

I really messed up the rear detent spring

gonna need a replacement

[spring quail]

standard milspec trigger or autism trigger

[solar breach]

one case filled

[spring quail]

https://americantrigger.com/product/ar-gold-adjustable-trigger-ar-15-ar-10/

i want one of these bad boys for my 300blk 10.5"

[quartz ridge]

charlie kirk gun was a mauser

theyre saying the ice shooter's one was also

[lapis zinc]

now you just need the death lamp

[solar breach]

one day

i have a lead lined case for it too

[slender rock]

@quartz ridge alo

[quartz ridge]

hello blur

[solar breach]

actually maybe its best i dont find it

im more scared of it in ironman runs

[deep topaz]

milspec

[quartz ridge]

a shitton of "willing to give cash for diabetic supplies" on franklin todayu

[spring quail]

mauser m18?

[deep topaz]

I have a drop-in FRT I'm gonna use

[slender rock]

Seent

[quartz ridge]

idk mausers i cant lie, but thats what milsurp forums are saying

[lapis zinc]

it vaguely looks like a gusher id take a bite from it

[quartz ridge]

and rifle forums

[slender rock]

I have a whole ass box of chucks the absorbent pads

[solar breach]

you would be a stalker i would not mourn

[slender rock]

IDK if that counts

🤔

[spring quail]

is it that arizona regulator one you linked? let me know how it goes. im preferring that gold adjustible hair trigger personally for my build

[lapis zinc]

nah im a demon on the road with a kamaz or tractor and a handle of vodka

[quartz ridge]

imported mauser in 30-06 @spring quail

i think it was

the mauser m18

[slender rock]

I don't like the style of trigger like that

Seems too weird

[slender rock]

Too straight

I need that curve

[spring quail]

they let me shoot a lil faster i find. personal taste tho

[quartz ridge]

they said the mauser "was too old to have the origin traced" lol

[slender rock]

It's like the airsoft triggers

[verbal needle]

Because it would lead back to them

[slender rock]

IDK maybe I am old fudd

[quartz ridge]

i dislike curved triggers because they dont feel right for me personally

but like you go king

[deep topaz]

yeah

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-make-me-look-like-the-victim-gif-3081240632068787806

[slender rock]

Fair

[deep topaz]

I'm waiting to get my upper cause idk if it will have any bearing on the trigger group

[fallow trellis]

ICE is taking notes from israel

[idle veldt]

No Jew posting

[slender rock]

Gek, isn't there a gun show soon next month

[quartz ridge]

lemme check rq

[spring quail]

there's one local to me next month but if you're not a vendor that shows up before its open to the public you're not getting a good deal

[quartz ridge]

november 1st theres one in sac

its the one in maclallen

[verbal needle]

Gun shows are such dogshit, all they are is just fudds showing off their shit and never selling anything

[quartz ridge]

nov 1st

[quartz ridge]

not in cali sometimes you find gems

[idle veldt]

Nah man that’s how I got my gun

[slender rock]

Oh shit

[quartz ridge]

one guy was selling a shitton of mosins for around 600 one with a bayonet and a pu optic on it for 750

[spring quail]

mosin for 600

[quartz ridge]

one in lodi sep 22

[spring quail]

thanks obama

[slender rock]

Maccellan will be closer

[quartz ridge]

yurt

idk if i wanna go there cant lie

[slender rock]

I'll go if you wanna go too

Fuck it

[quartz ridge]

last time i went the DOJ raided some dude so 2/3s of the hanger was empty

[slender rock]

Sadness

🙃

[quartz ridge]

they caught someone selling 30 rounders

cops raided it btw

[slender rock]

Naughty naughty

[quartz ridge]

dont listen when they say "but but but we dont like it either" theyre still gonna enforce it

[verbal needle]

I got this mosin from 1943 for $400 and the carcano for 500

[quartz ridge]

not the early 2000s where the "good ol boy" rule works

now they dont gaf

[slender rock]

I might try to get something since the insanity is going on

[spring quail]

i grew up reading /k/ tales about cheap surplus mosins, and by the time i was of age, theyre all gone

i cry

[quartz ridge]

so real

[slender rock]

It's sad

[idle veldt]

Do some wood restoration please

[slender rock]

All the cheap surps are long gone

[verbal needle]

I dont restore anything, they lose value doing that

[quartz ridge]

i think thats gae

but i wouldnt restore the wood because i like it when its scratched up

idk why

im just weird

[quartz ridge]

unless the wood splinters then i would restore it

but if it doesnt and its all scratches nahhhh

i think people think too much about value instead of actually shooting or having fun with the gun

[verbal needle]

Same when I dont restore rusted bayonets

They lose value as collectables

[quartz ridge]

i think the value shit is retarded

[spring quail]

i have a k98 bayonet and a hyd my stepdad's dad brought back from ww2

[quartz ridge]

max a mosin should go for is $500

[verbal needle]

Yet fudds wanna sell then for 700

[quartz ridge]

maybe $650 with a bayonet and PU scope on it which yes ive seen IRL at a gun show

[slender rock]

It's like a tool

Hammer time

[verbal needle]

I saw a case of 10 go for 8k

[simple ore]

watched someone play mg2 for the first time and made this

[verbal needle]

Lmao, im making that a sticker

[slender rock]

Fucking shit

[quartz ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773494386272239636/1346270306628665507/i_did_it.gif?ex=68d879ed&is=68d7286d&hm=dd9aba8e1dee00f10392c2e3947974f467b5437e2bfd5ed79d67f446946affc9&

[deep topaz]

Man I'm so poor I gotta Sezzle my rear detent spring

[quartz ridge]

yk if the cali gun laws applied to cops they would dissapear so fast

[idle veldt]

Holy shit

[simple ore]

stupid wolf

[verbal needle]

That's bloodborne

The last gun show I went to was in Allen, Texas. The audacity some of those sellers had was real bullshit, selling a sporterized m1903 springfield for 900

[spring quail]

i wonder how much a fudd would try to sell my friend's no.4 mk1 for

he got it for $400

[verbal needle]

Fuck I'd buy that

Is it french or British? Also is it a replica or authentic

[spring quail]

authentic bri'ish

[deep topaz]

worse. it's fritench

[verbal needle]

Nice

[spring quail]

whoever owned it last put aftermarket ladder sights on it

[verbal needle]

Yuck

[spring quail]

they don't fit in with how worn the rest of the gun is

it makes me sad

[verbal needle]

You could've kept quiet, but you had to pull out the ole "but it's got this done to it"

[spring quail]

not my gun not my problem

i have my trusty cz p10c

[verbal needle]

I've been looking for a British rifle for ages, all the ones at the gun show were sporterized

They did have a nice service webley

But for 2.1k no fucking way

[spring quail]

ive wanted a c96 since mgs3 came out

[verbal needle]

Broomhandles are always fun

[gleaming grove]

What is thisss

[idle veldt]

compact :(

[gleaming grove]

Why you need to even buying a detent spring bro

😭

[spring quail]

i thought they required a good minimum before you could pay in 4

[spring quail]

im a compact person

framelet male

[sour inlet]

that's it I'm getting me mallet

[verbal needle]

Fucked theirs up

[idle veldt]

[verbal needle]

Twink male is what I'm hearing

Submissive and breedable

[spring quail]

more like ex-twink

i got a job at a pizza place, gained 45lbs, now at amazon, cant lose any weight

[narrow sorrel]

literal twink death

[spring quail]

hold on i have a cool "duality of man" type shit coming up

left 2023 right 2025

[verbal needle]

The fact that you had a skirt and thigh highs is wild

[narrow sorrel]

[spring quail]

my ex helped me do makeup too

[verbal needle]

Dirty ass room too

[spring quail]

i had just moved back into my moms after breaking up with said ex; hadnt moved any of my shit in

[idle veldt]

goodness me

[narrow sorrel]

bro really turned into a pmc in iraq/afghanistan

[verbal needle]

I have a picture of my bald headed ass somewhere when I got out of basic

When I ran a 11 min 15 second two mile

[spring quail]

Behold my peak twink era

now i just eat entire large pizzas in one sitting

[fluid epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1281671714425802973/this_is_glorpshit_caption.gif

[verbal needle]

Dawg, I'm known around these discord parts as a avid enjoyer of femboys and femboy things, you're about to be my plaything for 2 weeks before I find another

[spring quail]

you're two years too late

femboy gaz died a long time ago

[verbal needle]

We can bring that back

Just give me time

[spring quail]

https://palmettostatearmory.com/psa-ar15-complete-moe-ept-sba5-lower-black.html

https://palmettostatearmory.com/psa-10-5-pistol-length-300aac-blackout-1-8-nitride-9-lightweight-hex-m-lok-upper-with-bcg-ch.html

buy me these and i'll give you head zero questions asked

[idle veldt]

we can bring it back tho

haha

[verbal needle]

Small price to pay

Where do you want them shipped

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/ivv214H.png

[verbal needle]

You must shave, wolf cut your hair and wear makeup again

[high wing]

wait a minute

[spring quail]

i literally dont have the genetics to look good in a wolf cut

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-server-stupid-stupid-fucking-me-watching-this-stupid-fucking-channel-gif-3516025817005126973

[wet wave]

truly this is one of the moments of this discord

wtf did i just see?

[deep topaz]

Gumpbus in the tube with friend

[spring quail]

smeece

[deep topaz]

What is this

[deep topaz]

Looking vicious

[fallow trellis]

i had an old friend that would name himself this online, he would bitch if we didnt finish coop game on max difficulty and would bitch if we dont play the game how he wants to play it

I dont like you

[wet wave]

lol

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-blocked-superiority-complex-thanos-gif-22859838

I wish i told him to kill himself

[spring quail]

how do i tell my friend they look like billy currington

[simple ore]

please rise in power so you get assassinated

[spring quail]

this isnt conducive with my lifestyle of pay bills & vidya

[fallow trellis]

one time I saw that shitty friend play rising storm vietnam so i launched my game in epic, joined the server, and just sniped him with an m60 the entire game

[simple ore]

become a streamer so you get swatted

[fallow trellis]

man fuck that guy

[spring quail]

i spent 2 years unemployed, had ample time. chose alcoholism instead

[fallow trellis]

fuck you vercingetorix

[simple ore]

then i hope your liver fails you

[fallow trellis]

stupid piece of shit

gaslighting piece of shit

[spring quail]

already did once, went to the hospital few years ago

[simple ore]

the other one

[narrow lotus]

Its her, the idol

[deep topaz]

@narrow lotus

[spring quail]

i win the money i guess

[stark gull]

Venus of Willendorf?! Big fan!

[verbal needle]

Butter

[deep topaz]

I'd let my air fryer live. If it wanted me dead, it had plenty of opportunities to kill me

[spring quail]

it was a decepticon

[spring quail]

this is the best air fryer

ninja sp080

it even folds up

also this demo picture with the pizza is max retarded

its on the fucking toast setting

[verbal needle]

https://tenor.com/view/raquita-dave-chappelle-tyrone-biggums-itchy-scratch-gif-12224918

You gotta anymore of them......pictures

[verbal needle]

I use a toaster oven

[spring quail]

this also functions as such

im not a ninja salesperson but this specific model is so good they use them at retail locations

i will always glaze this model

[verbal needle]

Realistically you won't drive to Texas and I ain't driving to Tennessee

So how's this gonna work

[spring quail]

i get my cdl

happenschance stop in your town

[solar breach]

Stop in my town and the second you put it in park you'll be bored to tears

Local food is good though

There's that

[spring quail]

chicken fried steak?

[solar breach]

No

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/pass-saturday-night-live-smash-or-pass-next-not-interested-gif-25441284

[solar breach]

Seafood, gumbo, local burger joints

Jambalaya

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/nahh-pass-nope-no-disagree-gif-15718545

i grew up in tampa florida but i hate seafood

how does that work

[solar breach]

If you don't fw seafood you are no friend of mine

[spring quail]

welp

[solar breach]

I'm gonna kill you for existing

Actually I'll erase you from existence

[spring quail]

i like the IDEA of seafood

i just dont like eating it

[solar breach]

I'll violate physics and delete matter and energy

[solar breach]

What's wrong with it

[spring quail]

do gorton's fish sticks count

[solar breach]

[spring quail]

i dont like flaky texture

but ill eat popcorn shrimp or fried cod/pollock

[solar breach]

Not all fish are flakey

[spring quail]

i also have a thing, idk if you'd call it trauma but my mom used to make salmon in the oven and force me to sit at the table and it eat

i'd literally be crying

[solar breach]

Oven baked salmon is

Ok

It's fine

Plank fried is the best

Salmon is my favorite fish to eat

[spring quail]

i dont think i'd enjoy fish unless it was fried

[solar breach]

Flounder and fried catfish are up there too

[spring quail]

i grew up eating fried catfish thanks to my grandparents

[solar breach]

Good

It's good stuff

[spring quail]

i want to buy a box of gorton's fish sticks to once again place trust in fried pollock/cod

childhood treat

adulthood ?????

[solar breach]

Damn now I want some buttery flounder

[spring quail]

yeah i also dont like buttery smooth texture

[solar breach]

Damn mf what do you like

Picky ass eater

[spring quail]

#1 combo from bojangles

mom's spaghetti (with my addendum)

cuban dirty rice

[solar breach]

Never been

[spring quail]

van camp's chili with beans

[solar breach]

There's actually one 34 miles away suprisignly

[spring quail]

van camp's pork & beans

[solar breach]

In orange tx

[spring quail]

hormel mary kitchen corned beef hash with eggs

[spring quail]

its kfc if it wasnt shitass

or popeyes

imo its the best chicken joint

BUT they use that ai drive thru speaker bullshit

[solar breach]

You ain't ever eaten unless you are choking back tears after eating your Dad's crawfish boil and hear him say "yeah I may have overdone it a little"

[spring quail]

i cant eat water bugs but i can eat boiled peanuts

[spring quail]

im about to buy a huge backyard boiling kit to make boiled peanuts

[spring quail]

https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1029824156289732649

[solar breach]

I didn't know it wasn't commonplace until like

13

[solar breach]

Stalker posts are welcome here

[spring quail]

ive tried all kinds of shellfish and i just never could get into them

yeah but its in my way

and im feeling vindictive for no reason

[spring quail]

pun not intended

[solar breach]

Idk if alligator can be classified as seafood but I've eaten that too

And frog legs

[spring quail]

like i had king crab legs once and i was like "WOW SO COOL" but when i actually tried it i wanted to vomit

and now they're on sale at my local grocer for $50/lb

[stoic girder]

When was somebody going to tell me they did a Stitch anime.

[spring quail]

gator is not seafood

[solar breach]

Swampfood ig

Herptile

Whatever

[tight rune]

If my airfryer starts gaining conciousness, it's a clanker now. And clankers don't deserve to live

[solar breach]

I had Alaskan snow crab for my 16th birthday meal

Shit was fire

Not quite seasoned as well as I would like but we were in floribama at the time

To be expected

[spring quail]

oh no

floribama resident

the rarest southerner

[solar breach]

I'm not a resident

Where tf did i say that

[spring quail]

are you from there

[solar breach]

No

[spring quail]

alright fuck you then punk

[solar breach]

I said we were there at the time

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/vodka-shot-drinking-gif-7412608

dr "pint a day" gaz

[solar breach]

Two fingers up your ass

[spring quail]

whose?

[simple ore]

el karlika

[spring quail]

i wouldnt feel it

[solar breach]

Confirmed

[spring quail]

but i would feel the burn of the diseases id get

[solar breach]

Yknow idk if any of the mutants would carry diseases

Maybe fleshes and snorks

Cause they are disgusting

[spring quail]

tell me the thing you posted isnt diseased

ill fucking kill you if you speak wrong

[solar breach]

Do you even play stalker

[spring quail]

yes and i hate those shits

3 of them ganged up on me in truck cematary

[solar breach]

They are so easy though

They run around at knee height

[spring quail]

i agree but when you just started a new run 3 of them is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[solar breach]

Truck cemetery is ballsy if you are still early game

Ripe with mutants, military, and bandits

Chimeras like to spawn occasionally

[spring quail]

i usually get 1 chimera per visit

but lol walking through the duty entrance

[solar breach]

Yeah I did too before I turned off balanced mutant spawns

[spring quail]

and there's a pseudoboy just trying to find his apple juice 500m away

[solar breach]

We love giants spawning outside clear sky base

[spring quail]

i dont mind them

i modded the vector to be able to be put in the melee slot

[solar breach]

They are fine if you leave them alone

One of the few mutants that isn't needlessly aggressive

[spring quail]

i wish cats weren't inherently aggressive

only because im a cat person

but fuck them and fuck them in stalker 2

especially the psi cat

[verbal needle]

I hated how fast guns broke in stalker 2

I shot like maybe 3 mags and the gun was almost toast

[spring quail]

you got your stalker 2 copy from man down the street named cortez

[verbal needle]

I bought it from steam

[spring quail]

i played 1.11 on xbox last year i didnt have 3 mag repair issues

[verbal needle]

I haven't played since it first came out

[spring quail]

but i really didnt like how at some point you're forced to just walk the earth farming artifacts after a certain amount of gameplay/progress if you want your bulat and other stuff

it was to the point id quicksave before stepping into an anomaly field because the armor repair cost was just stupid

i hope we get an anomaly styled mod with dynamic faction warfare like within the next 10 years for stalker 2

tbh i wouldnt put it past gsc to throw in "anomaly mode" bundled with story dlc

but im coping

[verbal needle]

My guys, my brothers dog is in here with me on the bed and she's go the worse case of bubble guts I've ever heard, sounds like two easy squeeze bottles running on empty

[spring quail]

how does dog get indigestion

[verbal needle]

I fed her my pizza crust

[frail kettle]

stalker in my brainfart?

[verbal needle]

She won't go outside to go potty, she hasn't shit yet but I'm waiting

I can audibly hear it from another room

[spring quail]

i would just put it outside at that point

[spring quail]

i never got passed the tutorial for the game despite how much i enjoy big uma agenda

[spring quail]

golshi or haman karn for neo zeon

incredibly hard election

[verbal needle]

Great, the dogs got bubble guts, I've got bubble guts, something ain't right

[spring quail]

it seems like everyone in the south has bubble guts

everyone at my warehouse has fucking turbo diarrhea

including me

[verbal needle]

Metamucil save me

[spring quail]

im confident in my immune system

i used to catch rebounds in the middle of a sludge filled retention pond as a child with my "friends"

[verbal needle]

Damn you government psyop, giving us stomach issues, forcing us to go vegan because meat makes us shit

[spring quail]

this shit

this shit right here

garbage product

200% guaranteed to have indigestion and shit your ass

[obtuse narwhal]

i dont think u gotta cook things in pits anymore, they got ovens

[spring quail]

ok smartass

[frail kettle]

[obtuse narwhal]

maybe cuz im not pooping liquid xd

[spring quail]

if it were actually fresh from a pit

i wouldnt be shitting hot sauce

[verbal needle]

I ate a corned beef melt earlier and it's bricked my whole gut

[spring quail]

FUCK i want some rotisserie chicken

[naive bison]

Good morning

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/howdy-smoke-hey-hey-there-impress-gif-13639313

[naive bison]

Speaking of bricked - I just woke up

[lapis zinc]

gm

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSH7wmGntfo

i went my whole life until now not knowing this guy is black

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ido-Dyu0NV0

its drunk country boy hours

[austere shadow]

Ayoo

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/h5YJgci.png

so its a joke to you

[austere shadow]

No sir

I support so much it gets amusing

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/Pmzh1cv.png

it only makes sense

[austere shadow]

3,80metre umas

[solar coral]

fuck you baltimore

[spring quail]

why are you playing retail tycoon 2 in brainfart

[solar coral]

cuz

[spring quail]

i only know thats the game because of the truck in the back

[solar coral]

okay

[spring quail]

ok?

fuck you buddy

[solar coral]

LOL a child bought the car....

[spring quail]

16 y/o needs they first whip

[solar coral]

someone told me its impossible to do cars only

they forgot you can do predatory DMV loans in this game

i just gave that child a 1300 dollar loan

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/mCcDM4Z.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/xKe9JVt.png

had to get the hansen drip

[solar coral]

how many loan sharks did you hire tho

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/WyLl2We.png

[spring quail]

i must have had a larger save on an alt because this isnt what i remember coming back to; but i did have a few loan officers near my jewelry sections

peak roblox was living with my parents at 18-19 and having infinite bobux

now its ass

https://i.imgur.com/07mXH9C.png

@solar coral join date

[solar coral]

like 2015

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/dumping-trash-daniel-labelle-frustrated-garbage-trash-gif-27186872

[solar coral]

cuz my parents cared about what i saw online

[spring quail]

https://www.roblox.com/games/18164449/Base-Wars-16th-Year

this was the pinnacle back in the day

some kid from hong kong's passion project

most of the newer stuff he copied from planetside 2

[solar coral]

there was a time where you could just

get on front page

click on a game

and it would be enjoyable

now you have shit like animeslop 9000

all over FP

also idk if this is just me or is like every pvp game on roblox filled with sweats now lol

[glad carbon]

unturned tycoon when

[spring quail]

side effect of youtuber/streamer syndrome

everyone wants to be the next guy now

[solar coral]

yeah devs need to make games streamer repellant

[spring quail]

why? makes them tons of money

[solar coral]

in the short term yeah

but then the streamer gets bored and everyone quits

happens with like every extraction shooter these days

[spring quail]

noob learns about the ol pump n dump

do you know the name jaredvaldez

[solar coral]

naw we all know these AAA devs spend billions on these games

i respect the indie dev scam grindset

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/whiplash-jk-simmons-answer-whiplash-answer-gif-9208381805487460985

i was a roblox forums regular back in the day

we spent days shit talking this guy because he'd just steal people's games

[solar coral]

no lol

is that like ur favorite roblox pedo

[verbal needle]

I used to play this game that had tarkov like gameplay

[solar coral]

shut the fuck up

[verbal needle]

You'd load in, loot around the map for weapons and mods and hunt people down

[spring quail]

no he was a notorious scammer that would scam his parents and post about it on social media and stealing other people's hard work

[verbal needle]

Now I know the scalie ain't talking

[spring quail]

if you know the name it means you're a real one

but since you dont

die

[verbal needle]

Dawg, furries are the pinnacle of pedo shit

[solar coral]

scalie?

[solar coral]

thought that was minecraft youtubers

[spring quail]

thats basically just the public sector for pedos

[solar coral]

oh like the private cabal of pedos?

that would be subway

[verbal needle]

I'm blind, your pfp looked like a dragon but I'm not going back on what I said so get fucked dog man

Or whatever you are

[solar coral]

"im not going back on what I said"
immediately goes back on what they said

[pale ingot]

get him one

[solar coral]

5 indian rupee

[pale ingot]

anyway i think ive successfully switched gamma to my ssd thank fuck

[solar coral]

500 bugs

[pale ingot]

no im starting it right now it actualyl feels fine

[solar coral]

bitch i said 5

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus rate the breakfast scran

[solar coral]

yum

[verbal needle]

That amount of russian money amounts to 5

[coarse bear]

So much for pedo talk and then he posts a child

[naive bison]

pizza on storebought dough and a chicken bake

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1419245959690321920/image0.gif

[coarse bear]

Lil bro get some juice with that

[verbal needle]

https://tenor.com/view/nubby-nnf-nubby's-nubbys-go-my-nubby-gif-6204866908089428905

[solar coral]

rupee to ruble is about 1:1

[verbal needle]

Why do you want rupees

[pale ingot]

the main menu started

[solar coral]

tragic

[verbal needle]

Immediate crash

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/flashing-toilet-laporta-barca-gif-23561948

[solar coral]

that means you have to play GAMMA

[coarse bear]

Now create a character, bucko

[pale ingot]

i know right

[coarse bear]

That's the real test

[solar coral]

spend 30 minutes creating character

game crashes

[verbal needle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730992746663510089/1130764337129193593/imageedit_12_7898535784.gif

[solar coral]

lose character

[coarse bear]

Hit random

[solar coral]

[spring quail]

is it even possible to spend 30 minutes in the anomaly char creator

[coarse bear]

Indecision

[spring quail]

i have major indecision in life but game is game

[pale ingot]

im a dude that takes an hour on every half decent character creator but i cant take over 10 minutes on this one

[naive bison]

i have a big glass of powedered peach tea

its very nice

[solar coral]

the amount of points they give you for creation is like perfectly balanced to waste the most amount of your time

[spring quail]

powdered

[naive bison]

yeah instant tea

[pale ingot]

lets see if i switched disks properly

[coarse bear]

Probably freeze or blow dried stuff

[naive bison]

your mom blow to dry me

[pale ingot]

now that im clicking it im considerably worried because it might fuck up

[solar coral]

[coarse bear]

Your mom is the talk of the town

[spring quail]

https://www.amazon.com/LOVARE-Loose-Leaf-Tea-Champagne/dp/B09MJ2TNZS

i make this when i feel fancy

otherwise we black tea with 5 cups of sugar

[solar coral]

😩 I want a mobility scooter 😩

[pale ingot]

FATASS

[solar coral]

😩 I want a mobility scooter 😩

[spring quail]

i want you to die

[solar coral]

I need a loan!

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/vaas-far-cry3-that-is-crazy-gif-26006603

[pale ingot]

Let me check your credit

I can't give you a loan

[verbal needle]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalcraft-dance-gif-13257141

[solar coral]

my loan shark is denying too many people how many pounds of concrete should i tie to their feet

[pale ingot]

a few

[spring quail]

at least 40

[solar coral]

loving the implication that all the people in RT2 pay for everything in cash

no credit

but they still have credit scores

[spring quail]

they withdraw cash with their credit card from an atm like normal people?

[pale ingot]

the gamma loading screen is showing me that jupiter is being loaded rn maybe it works

[solar coral]

THERE ARE YOU FUCKING CUNTS HAPPY

[pale ingot]

i checked andit does have 548 mods active right now

[naive bison]

plays roblox
check him pc

[spring quail]

loading into jupiter from startup

my favorite

[solar coral]

widthdraws 15000 in cash

then gets a loan

[spring quail]

financially illiterate

you only stand to profit as a business owner

[verbal needle]

https://tenor.com/view/brace-for-impact-brace-for-impact-caseoh-gif-5703217177910522805

[solar coral]

my predatory loan business is growing

[pale ingot]

[solar coral]

i now have a door

[naive bison]

plays roblox
"predatory" loan business

he's leaving clues

[pale ingot]

YEAAHGHHH

[naive bison]

[pale ingot]

oh my gah

[naive bison]

DLSS + x4 frame gen bud

[solar coral]

😩 I want a mobility scooter 😩
😩 I want a mobility scooter 😩
😩 I want a mobility scooter 😩

[pale ingot]

so ive successfully ported gamna to my ssd ig

life good

[coarse bear]

44 FPS looking at a window

[pale ingot]

shushh i didnt give it the time to warm up...

[spring quail]

https://comick.dev/comic/yamikin-ushijima-kun

[pale ingot]

it needs to get ready yk

[coarse bear]

Need to change the oil in the ol GPU

[solar coral]

ok fuck this im selling the mobility scooters

i need more cars as a cover for the loan business

[naive bison]

it's like starting a car in winter

[vast wren]

frames per sometimes?

[naive bison]

gotta wait for the RPM to go down

before u can go

[pale ingot]

frames per eventually

[naive bison]

frames per maybe

[vast wren]

It'll get there

[pale ingot]

now i can stop worrying about gamma and maybe check out that unturned map they added later

[naive bison]

i love jalapeno peppers

[solar coral]

reading feminist literature while whipping my l
oan sharks

[naive bison]

pickled japaleno pepperrs

[coarse bear]

Check if piracy

[naive bison]

i would marry one ifi could

[solar coral]

i like jalapeno poppers

[pale ingot]

federal

[naive bison]

you probably like poppers in general

[solar coral]

is that slang for like children or smt? idk if we're still doing that bit

[naive bison]

no it's muscle relaxant drugs for bumming i think

[coarse bear]

Hey, it is no longer piracy

[solar coral]

I see I see

[pale ingot]

fair enough

[coarse bear]

[quartz ridge]

immediately went to children

[solar coral]

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-grimes-morgan-twd-the-walking-dead-rick-shadow-twd-gif-11204042693323416869

[coarse bear]

@naive bison

[quartz ridge]

imma be real

[naive bison]

what

[quartz ridge]

if someone called me a slur i wouldnt go immediately to "are you calling me a pedo"

or just an insult i dont know

[naive bison]

well you just joined and i made those jokes about him like twice already

so it's not that bad of a logic jump

[coarse bear]

They've been going on about Roblox and pedo stuff for a while now

[fallow trellis]

he is a black homosexual californian law student afterall

[coarse bear]

Honestly should just copy their IDs and say "whoops, purged"

[spring quail]

6 months ago....

[spring quail]

it used to be the best reader and now its just mymangalist

[coarse bear]

6 months ago it woulda got you a warn then

[solar coral]

warn them 6 months ago then

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/smoking-cigarette-oh-well-whatever-happens-chilling-gif-17106641

i wasnt on the server 6 months ago

or was i

i really dont remember

[coarse bear]

[spring quail]

[fallow trellis]

i have been in this server since time immemorial

[solar coral]

bro cant count beyond 5 its okay

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/do-not-speak-for-me-serious-gif-14501102

[solar coral]

oh hey you joined near my birthday

[fallow trellis]

march 2 is ur birthday

with this info i can use it to pin point you exact geographical location

tf u mean ❌ i joined march 2

[solar coral]

you did not join march 2

[fallow trellis]

look at my pakistani face

[solar coral]

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/edited-tf2-meet-the-medic-gif-22002258

[spring quail]

why does meet the medic song go so hard

[coarse bear]

Because Valve orchestra is cool

[high wing]

Member b4b

[spring quail]

after 9 years in development

[high wing]

Me neither

[spring quail]

it was definitely worth the weight

https://i.imgur.com/2kPzypu.png

post hours

[high wing]

Apparently if its true alot of what turtle rock wanted to add in l4d was slapped by valve

[solar coral]

gabe newell gains 1 pound every time someone sells a hat in TF2

[pale ingot]

for what? tf2?

[high wing]

And so anything that was in b4b was going to be in l4d

Thank god it wasnt

[spring quail]

deathmatch classic

[high wing]

Go collect mushrooms

[high wing]

Cheesewedge

[solar coral]

i never got how people could unironically spend more than 1000 hours in a game

[simple ore]

close enough
welcome our new mass shooter

[solar coral]

maybe im just that retarded

[high wing]

Idling afking farming etc

[spring quail]

i spent most of my tf2 hours between the ages of 9-16

[coarse bear]

A lot of that time was spent fucking around in Casual/Quickplay

[solar coral]

yall destroying the rainforests by doing that 🔥

[fallow trellis]

before the banned it i would run scripts on farm servers, i never regretted what I did

[spring quail]

i miss peak tf2

freak fortress 2

populated surf servers

[high wing]

What have they ever done for us

[fallow trellis]

One time I left the script running for a week

[coarse bear]

Ur mom

[high wing]

Im not surprised quinn

[spring quail]

the weird mirror's edge parkour mod

[high wing]

You seem the type

[spring quail]

og zombie mode

[simple ore]

randomizer x100

[solar coral]

cool lizards

[coarse bear]

Randomizer x1000 and immediate crash upon meeting one (1) demoman

[solar coral]

look at this cool one

[simple ore]

i only got like 300 hours
I started in 2017
which is the last time the game got an update

[spring quail]

x10 trade servers

[simple ore]

i killed tf2

[fallow trellis]

I love PL_highertower on -1000X

[coarse bear]

I'd play TF2 tonight but

https://tenor.com/view/hornet-silksong-hollow-knight-scuttle-run-gif-10872844583956959431

[fallow trellis]

Using the connivers kunai kills you

landing a shot with the blackbox kills you

demoman heads reduces your health to 1

[simple ore]

beggars bazooka on x100 my beloved

[spring quail]

hypermeta fortress

[fallow trellis]

brass beast had instant rev time but 1 damage

[spring quail]

beggars on x+10 with boats = dhfkjshfkjhsjkghdkjfghkjdgh

i miss x10 mvm

[fallow trellis]

also u move at the speed of light while brass beast was reved

[simple ore]

the flash heavy

[fallow trellis]

I love -1000x

blutsauger made the medic invinicble

but in regular 1000x it instantly kills him

[simple ore]

as it should

needle gun supremacy

[spring quail]

needle gun won classic vsh

[fallow trellis]

scottsman turns the demo into stephen hawking

but infinite range

scottsman skullsniper

[spring quail]

line of sight melee sniper demo is kind of a scary concept

you hear him charge

yet he doesnt move

[spring quail]

who the fuck asked

[fallow trellis]

the splendid screen has 0.1 second charge duration

[spring quail]

you know what

[simple ore]

shut the fuck up homophobic slur

[spring quail]

gold ship with long toes

[fallow trellis]

literally me

[fallow trellis]

do you have one where the water is gone

[spring quail]

no

[fallow trellis]

damn

[spring quail]

visit safebooru for more

[fallow trellis]

I cant see

i just realized the horsegirl anime probably has strong legs

[spring quail]

retard

[quartz ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1146043235744096386/1226856956262744145/20240210_004012.gif?ex=68d873d4&is=68d72254&hm=d72bb98e056c789d8adcfcb090688fe99f2c6247d591c3713c50b104c74d55ff&

do not lord the horses please

[fallow trellis]

u think they got good feet?

[quartz ridge]

they are (well used to be) real beings

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/3iimZdd.png

[quartz ridge]

btw the entire project nearly died cause they made horse yuri animaed

[spring quail]

i miss these long toes

[fallow trellis]

damn

[quartz ridge]

the owner of one of the horses refused to let anymore of his horses to be depicted

[fallow trellis]

chicken tendie long toes

[quartz ridge]

and why the owner of deep impact and kamahamamha wont let them use their horses

also because kamahamamha had a doping scandal too

[pale ingot]

by this standard do i have long toes because that shit looks normal fuck you on about

[quartz ridge]

but like most fans of the show dont actually watch horse racing

[fallow trellis]

i dont watch the anime

but i watch the horses

right now im on a good surplus

no deficit yet

[spring quail]

her toes were an inch longer on average than anyone else

the girl i ended up with had size 3 feet

[quartz ridge]

yall are some freakazoids

[bold kettle]

https://youtu.be/JaXZx34KyQc

[spring quail]

need pauling shoe size

[bold kettle]

Wait isnt that the tf2 speaker

[fallow trellis]

pauling stockings

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09VnRev8XgA

[bold kettle]

Oh so it is her

[spring quail]

i need to teleport to the universe where there are 900 pages of miss pauling on safebooru instead of just one

my ideal woman

[bold kettle]

You do you man

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789126354338709516/1421251371943985152/c87C4WRFpSm5XNt8ZrBIvKCZqSgICB0_bIj08ZcCi8t92_M-qpr90dZ4Ydyk6LvMRXzqMpKEiawZtAs800-rw-nd-v1.png?ex=68d85afc&is=68d7097c&hm=cb25755e7a00848dc8dfc983823860e2723933e6956fbd6fe7adb75a19c67b46&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[spring quail]

woman if perfect

https://i.imgur.com/3C7VtVs.jpeg

better believe i got the pauling steamgriddb

[bold kettle]

I heard tf2 is kinda revived now, is that right?

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/Bw2GteR.png

i dont know

https://tenor.com/view/enhance-gif-10953787

https://i.imgur.com/FOtcVP8.png

[bold kettle]

Hm, i might try it again after my soc playthrough

[bold kettle]

Thank you i almost missed it

Can you add a red circle

With a green arrow pointing at the circle

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/aD2cGzO.png

[fallow trellis]

yeah i find miss pauling attractive

[coarse bear]

Okay Scout TF2

[spring quail]

fuck you die i saw her first

[fallow trellis]

would raw next question

[spring quail]

not on my watch

this is all for me

sorry betas

[narrow lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1420827457422102528/Waitgers-4x.gif

[bold kettle]

I wish women were real

[spring quail]

im about to just follow stella's advice and just go shopping at the deranged woman dealership mental hospital

[bold kettle]

Nah, not worth it

I had trouble catching up with the pronouns after a while

[spring quail]

not what im shopping for

im shopping for
~racial sensitivity
~fondness for firearms
~brunette
~can drive a stick shift
~dumb but in the dante from devil may cry kind of way
~will watch old foreign movies with me

[naive bison]

what is racial sensitivity

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special-wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-13313547165599993551

[eager igloo]

Racism

[drifting mantle]

It's when certain human ethnicities are more sensitive to UV sun light than others. I believe that's what it means

[slender rock]

Not screaming n - ||ovember||

[spring quail]

my ideal woman

[slender rock]

Purely based on region and usually those live on the equator are pretty brown or darker

[fallow trellis]

fupa

[spring quail]

hoping she doesnt shave often either

[eager igloo]

Stop drinking

[fallow trellis]

goddamn freaky gaz

[eager igloo]

Can't believe Im saying that

[naive bison]

is that Anisa Jomha

[spring quail]

retard can't indentify tattoos

kgb top agent

[naive bison]

i dont remember her fucking public school desk drawings

[spring quail]

its ok spetsnaz

[spring quail]

spedsnaz

[drifting mantle]

If you live near the equator, you are usually more exposed to more sun light (UV radiation).
In order to protect your skin, your body produces melanien.

Melanien protects you from radiation, as seen by the animal kingdom near chernobyl. Many animals around radiated areas developed a darker skin tone.

The other side of the coin is, that if you have pale skin tone, you absorb vitamin D much quicker, and this require less sun light

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/christopher-walken-too-long-didnt-read-tldr-gif-9222668

i wish a foreign intelligence agency would hire me as a professesional internet troll

[drifting mantle]

TL;DR intense yapping

[bold kettle]

I need a woman that can turn my neck into one of those bendy straws with her thighs and i am not ashamed of it

[spring quail]

people ridicule me for posting similar thoughts but i will defend you

[bold kettle]

Thank you. Maybe they prefer men

[slender rock]

I just said that

But yes

[narrow lotus]

Hoky fuck people are drinkong beer at this local here its fucking 10 27

What was that

[spring quail]

it is 3:30 am for me in america

i am very drinking

[drifting mantle]

I explained in greater detail, like the nerd I am

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-stark-jarvis-gif-22373764

[slender rock]

Never too early to start being an alcoholic

[bold kettle]

Kinda late for breakfast beer

[full rapids]

Is this iCuckz speakin here?
(She reminded me of iDubbz Husband)

[slender rock]

It's also because you're German too

[spring quail]

this is chubby_brunette_appreciator

[drifting mantle]

[quartz ridge]

preformative male female version

silly women who say they have an interest in something to not seem bland

[slender rock]

I have Bavarian somewhere in the ancestry but...there's some drama between Germans and Bavarians

Which I never got the truth

Besides being independent

[eager igloo]

@placid sail

[quartz ridge]

ya know how many women ive talked to about 40k or smth else and then within a minute i realize they got no idea what theyre talking about? none cause i don't speak to women but the number would be high if i did

[fallow spruce]

think u have a case of incel

[slender rock]

You haven't talked to the femcels

They know

[quartz ridge]

you say that as if it is an insult

[eager igloo]

think u have a case of idot

[spring quail]

trend trendy trend trend

[fallow spruce]

its not an insult its a handicap

[drifting mantle]

We don't talk about the Gulch Poopers

[fallow spruce]

i wouldnt insult that

[spring quail]

all the postal babes have the perfect belly

[slender rock]

Who?

[fallow spruce]

thats a boy

[drifting mantle]

We call Bavarians Gulch Poopers

[slender rock]

I'm curious how that became to be

🤔

[spring quail]

mfw i paid attention in high school biology

[fallow spruce]

yea thats a boy

sorry

[spring quail]

the point i was making is that no; it isnt from a biological and a visual anthropological standpoint

[fallow spruce]

yea it is

cause i can tell its a boy from my visual perspective

[quartz ridge]

jesse what the fuck are you guys arguing about

[eager igloo]

Its a trademarked word

[drifting mantle]

Because they live in the Mountains and if you wanna poop and get rid of it, you just throw it into a Gulch.

I am from North Germany. We have zero Mountains or Hills

[eager igloo]

I invented it

[quartz ridge]

my appologies i wasn't fammilar with your game

[slender rock]

Shit rolls downhill

[fallow spruce]

listen