🎪bruh-fart

[spring quail]

i need to ask my manager out

[tepid pebble]

good morning

[naive bison]

it's probably fake but i woke up and watched a video where allegedly a woman took 8 of them to spite the chuds and has kidney failure and is about to die

she also was pregnant

or was it liver failure

[spring quail]

you're not supposed to take more than 3 of these in 24 hours

ignore printed drug facts to own the chuds

https://i.imgur.com/znU6u7t.png

this big bold printed literary friend of mine

[naive bison]

just don't take any medication if you can avoid it, and if you can't - take it in moderation

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/louis-pillshere-pills-l4d-louis-pills-gif-20468869

[verbal needle]

So what is it, just acetaminophen or Tylenol in general

[spring quail]

acetaminophen is generic tylenol

tylenol is a name brand of acetaminophen

[naive bison]

tylenol is acetaminophen, aka paracetamol

[verbal needle]

Is Tylenol doing something different to the acetaminophen that's causing autism is what I'm asking

[tepid pebble]

wait, paracetamol is tylenol ? what the fuck

[verbal needle]

I know what Tylenol is

[naive bison]

yeah?

[spring quail]

they are indeed chemically the same drug

[tepid pebble]

why the fuck it has multiple names

[spring quail]

it causes autism

[tepid pebble]

well obviously

but does it cause autism in adults or newborn babies

[spring quail]

not important

makes me feel good when i take it

thats all that matters

[verbal needle]

2000mg of ibuprofen does nothing for me anymore

[spring quail]

lolbuprofen

[naive bison]

different brands

[tepid pebble]

add coffeine and nicotine

[tepid pebble]

i mean paracetamol isnt a brand

oh wait

[naive bison]

its not i checked

WHO says paracetamol

acetaminophen is for mentioned countrries

[tepid pebble]

this makes no sense

[spring quail]

3 of the pills at the dosage level on the bottle i posted got me feeling pretty pain-free

[tepid pebble]

we arent americucks

[spring quail]

have you seen the names of modern or experimental drugs

who the fuck comes up with the names for these

[tepid pebble]

i took organic chemistry class and dont remember shit

[spring quail]

well basically the drug random name generator is worse than the amazon random dropship brand name generator

then the commercial for the drug in the states will be like :

"may cause mild to severe hemorrhaging of bone marrow" as a side effect

[tepid pebble]

i thought paracetamol was one of the "safer" headache drugs

[spring quail]

there are safe drugs?

maybe we should try just not putting one of god's creatures through man made horrors beyond comprehension

[tepid pebble]

wdym

[pale ingot]

paracetamol is the name for it tho

[spring quail]

first we delete all jobs and then kill 3/4 the population

[naive bison]

i meant WHO as in world health org

[tepid pebble]

then who makes bread and cleans the streets

[pale ingot]

my fault

[spring quail]

babushka and papaw in your village

hopefully they pass the knowledge down to you

[tepid pebble]

lol, grandparents dont give a fuck

[fossil swan]

hello

[tepid pebble]

they want pension and things made for them

[fossil swan]

they want to be in nursing homes?

[spring quail]

we started mining asteroids 3 years ago

theres no more pension for anyone

gold is literally common as wood

[tepid pebble]

nah they want their money and get taken care of by their children

cuz they worked 40 years already

[fossil swan]

œuf

[pale ingot]

mmm.... eg

[fossil swan]

i cant wait to get home

[spring quail]

i got my toes in the water

ass in the sand

not a worry in the world; a cold beer in my hand

life is good today

[fossil swan]

destroy a childs sandcastle

[spring quail]

children cant afford my vacation destination

i will destroy a man's sandcastle

[idle veldt]

Just waking up in the morning gotta thank god

[pale ingot]

sandy ass

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/drinking-disgusting-eww-egg-juice-consequence-gif-15273313

[tepid pebble]

eugh

[spring quail]

got my ass in the toes

water in the sand

not a worry in the world

cold hand in my beer

life is life today

i think im gonna try buying a beer during lunch at work tomorrow

me asf

[tepid pebble]

beer makes estrogene bro, drink a mans drink

[coarse bear]

Whole lotta Carbon innit

[tepid pebble]

c,h,o,n

it was a "memorize and pass" type of class

i hated biology too

and geography

[coarse bear]

Shoulda made alcohol from PVAc glue

[coarse bear]

Just put the coins in the laundromat lil bro

[narrow sorrel]

Restaurants that are actually good but are really just laundering fronts

[vast wren]

thats because it usually is?

what, are you a cop in charge of shutting down laundering operations?

[drifting mantle]

Kebab Restaurants

[vale sand]

Shisha bars

[drifting mantle]

I was about to write that as well

[vast wren]

at that point do you really care anymore? the kebab guy calls you boss

[drifting mantle]

Das gleiche wie immer Chef?

[vast wren]

hold on

[fallow spruce]

anything arab lounges lunchrooms anything chinese anything slav launderettes (ironically enough) and anything ice cream

[rare mica]

I was in Hamburg, there was some fancy mexican restaurant but it was packed and expensive. Right next door was a shawarma place that offered the cheapest fast food i have seen in Germany at €4 a wrap. The scary thing is that it wasn't a mini portion and it was amazing too

[vast wren]

thats the one, yep

[fallow spruce]

kapsalon is the best they offer

[rare mica]

The what

[vast wren]

did the shawarma guy call you boss?

[vale sand]

Had a kebab restaurant that I used to go to before I moved, always gave me a free side of fries or a drink of my choice because I was a regular

Was pretty nice

[fallow spruce]

thiss

[rare mica]

I never been called boss by any fast food workers

[fallow spruce]

i tend to know 9 out of 10 spots so i get first service and free soft drink of choice

[drifting mantle]

Damn, that's nice.

[vale sand]

Forgot my wallet? Don't worry about it, I know you got it next time

[fallow spruce]

also they are the only spot sopen after 3am

[drifting mantle]

Or rather WAS nice

[vast wren]

huh

[vale sand]

Knew the owner, really loved that restaurant

[clear vapor]

What you guys talking about now?

[rare mica]

Actually there's a place i recent. They know me because i always get the same thing on my way home, small family business. I think I'm on the cusp of them calling me boss

[vast wren]

right around where my husband works theres a kebab stand, when I do, I get called boss everytime

[rare mica]

Looks great, americans would go to Chipotle and call this slop

[vale sand]

Well, I am quite sure that they are still around, could go there again when I am near Frankfurt

[fallow spruce]

chipotle is ass

u eat a whole tin and ur still hungry

[rare mica]

Never seen one in Europe so i wouldn't know

[fallow spruce]

they dont have the min europe

[rare mica]

Of course not, Europeans wouldn't buy that shit

[fallow spruce]

eitherway chipotle is ass

my other half likes chipotle

so whenever she wants chipotle popeyes is a stop too cause that 1 is right around the corner

[rare mica]

Hungary has great relationship with china. If you're in Budapest either try local or Chinese cuisine because both slap

[fallow spruce]

when the popeyes spicy chicen sandwich came out

i ate that 5-6 days in a row

never been as constipated

[rare mica]

I ate at some food truck once when i was 13 or so. Whole family got a gyros each. We all got food poisoning and that's how I learnt such thing exists

Since then my dad always looks if they wear gloves. Otherwise he won't eat there

[fallow spruce]

growin up

my dad wouldnt tie the bread sack properly together

so the bread would get fungy

[rare mica]

Same

[fallow spruce]

hed make me sandwiches or id eat it myself

so id get food poisoning

over the years ive built a resistance to fungal food

which is kinda bad if u think about it

but at least i dont get food poisoning anymore

[rare mica]

What doesn't kill you, makes you strong

Or you have permanent fungal infection that doesn't go away

[vale sand]

If you want to reminiscence in that era again, get a bag of calamari, put it in the sun for about 4 to 6 hours and then fry them

[rare mica]

I developed nettle immunity because as a kid I would always just play outside and walk into nettle

[fallow spruce]

no food poisoning was horrible

[fallow spruce]

just eating oranges and drinking capri sun all day

cause anything else woul dmake me vomit

great times!

[rare mica]

All your dad had to do was close the damn bag properly. It's no effort at all

I do it all the time and my toast bread lasts about 2 weeks after opening

[fallow spruce]

he did it with anything

always left everything open

[vale sand]

Never had food poisoning, I just don't eat at restaurants I don't trust and I always watched out what food I ate, as it seems that was a luxury

But some of my family members did not really know how important it is to wash their hands

That was a bit disgusting in retrospect

[rare mica]

Eastern European parents. My grandma straight up fed me moldy bread. Unlike them, i always check my bread before eating for signs of mold. Remember if you see any mold, that means the whole food is already infected. Best throw it away

[vale sand]

I literally clean out my entire fridge if something could've contaminated the items within with mold

Some may call that over the top or retarded but I do not care, I just still throw majority of it out and just buy it new

[rare mica]

Glad our families taught us health and safety by forcing food poisoning on us

[vale sand]

But I get why older generations would not take health and safety as serious with food items, they were born and grew up in times where food rationing was very much a thing

Either you ate what you had or you went to bed hungry

[rare mica]

So they're not used to having food?

[pale ingot]

over the top and maybe a lil retarded

[vale sand]

I mean, yeah, they had to have rationed supplies, meaning that there was only a limited supply per household, there was no delivery service or something back then

[vale sand]

I can live with that lmao

[placid sail]

why is brainfart downfalling this time?

[drifting mantle]

That's pretty over the top and retarded

[vale sand]

[drifting mantle]

@vale sand

[placid sail]

I don't think it's about exactly that

I think they're just retarded

some of my relatives didn't know that when potatoes get those greenish spots it's becoming poisonous

[vale sand]

Alright, I am talking about people that had to ration, not about retards that don't know the very basics of life

[placid sail]

also pretty sure that indeed, some people do think it's fine to just cut off a part of a food item with mold and eat the rest

[prisma venture]

gday lads

[fallow trellis]

Can i post fully clothed women

[vale sand]

Food changes colour and gets weird growths => Perfectly fine to eat.

Who fucking thinks like that

[placid sail]

no

undress her

[drifting mantle]

Only if they are hot

[vale sand]

You get a pass if it's a good image, if it ain't, nah

[naive bison]

to be fair i feel him

like

[vale sand]

[naive bison]

github is also used to distribute .exe's

[vale sand]

"WHY DOES THIS CODE SHARING WEBSITE MOSTLY HAVE CODE"

[naive bison]

and it's fucking impossible to find a download

[placid sail]

blue cheese

[prisma venture]

@narrow lotus

[placid sail]

natto

[naive bison]

like i get it you're primarily for one thing i guess

[placid sail]

etc

[naive bison]

but why make the button for one half of ur userbase easily visible

but for the other half i legit have an anneurism looking for it

[vale sand]

There is always an exception to the rule but you should never just blindly eat whatever if it changed drastically from the point of when you bought it

[placid sail]

there's picky people and there's people who will see you drive over a raccoon, lick their lips and go "you wanna finish that?"

[drifting mantle]

Well, some devs just put their shit on there and call it a day.
The UI is fucking horrible for normies.

If you want to download a mod for exampel (which is only available on GitHub) you kinda crash out like this guy

Gimme the files man!

[placid sail]

still gagging occasionally from remembering the tale of a girl from unit times about how shit drank some nesquick milk and it had some mold in it

[quaint ore]

Ngl ths UI was very unintuitive when I was looking for an Egg for pterodactyl server system

[vale sand]

Bro complained on the linux git lmao

[prisma quartz]

guy was ragebaiting, wtf exe are you gonna get from the linux kernel page

[vale sand]

But just because that dude was ragebaiting does not mean that people don't actually think that way

[fallow trellis]

update, chat is this true

[drifting mantle]

True, but that's what makes it even funnier.
Linux users read this and are getting a stroke

[prisma quartz]

but yeah there should be some option to have releases shown front and center if your repo is your main way of distributing binaries

[placid sail]

freaks

[prisma quartz]

i wanna try natto so bad

[drifting mantle]

B-b-b-based

[rare mica]

Then obesity. My neighbour admitted that her entire family only eats meat and they are sick of it, I didn't comment as I would have suggested eating vegetables sometimes.

[placid sail]

freak

[prisma venture]

i work in constrction its okey

[quaint ore]

Too based for this world

[drifting mantle]

The hell is THIS

[vale sand]

If you go on github, never expect there to be a compiled version of the program you're looking at.

Either search the official website (if there is one) or learn how to compile shit.

[placid sail]

traditional Japanese food made from whole soybeans that have been fermented with Bacillus subtilis

[drifting mantle]

Just gimme the .exe nerd

[vale sand]

It's a code repository website

[quaint ore]

I remember learning arma 3s SQF

It is so intuitive yet stupid at the same time

[placid sail]

it looks like a bowl of cum with beans

apparently it's tasty

[fallow trellis]

Can I post feet?

[placid sail]

but I refuse to partake

[drifting mantle]

[vale sand]

https://avast.de.softonic.com/ here you go, some free malware

[placid sail]

you may perhaps say busy you're exaggerating why youn instantly need to make it into a cum joke

[drifting mantle]

[placid sail]

to this I will say, it's not on me

[fossil swan]

hi blood

[vale sand]

sup

[fossil swan]

how you doin

[vale sand]

no

[vale sand]

good, how about you

[fossil swan]

i am good aswell, leaving to get home and get my brother smth aswell

[vale sand]

Stella and her husband

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/waving-foot-gif-5380003092583680822

[vale sand]

Damn nice

[drifting mantle]

Who is who

[vale sand]

that is for you to figure out

[drifting mantle]

I would say, Stella and her kids. When they don't wanna watch Napoleon documentaries

[placid sail]

I humbly ask for a single day without psychotic stella stories

[drifting mantle]

[vale sand]

Doable but that would require a ban

[placid sail]

if you would be so kind

[drifting mantle]

Sorry, can't do

[placid sail]

I'm tired hitler

[drifting mantle]

[vale sand]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1062140718791004301/1366892278815133736/VID_20240323_114343_269.gif

[prisma venture]

we can post stuff about him?

[vale sand]

You asked that previously already, no

[prisma quartz]

he who shall not be named

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/maçavras1-gif-16101498646883457546

[stone blade]

you really wanna post hitler don't you

[prisma venture]

yeah its a nice black guy in africa

[placid sail]

shifty with his 2gb folder of hitler memes slamming the table and going GODDAMIT

[fallow trellis]

Hitler? I barely know her

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/bingo-the-sopranos-tony-soprano-james-gandolfini-testing123-gif-26548955

[fallow trellis]

also my parole officer said i cant do that anymore

[stone blade]

parking fine?
well thank you sir

[vale sand]

I heard the ring for round 2 somewhere in the distance tho

[prisma venture]

try number 97891

wish me luck....

[drifting mantle]

@narrow lotus

[prisma venture]

is this true @narrow lotus ?

[fossil swan]

my 5th grade history teacher was arrested when i was in 8th because he molested 2 kids

[prisma venture]

🥀 🥀 🥀

[drifting mantle]

I could swear my biology teacher was a diddler as well... But we couldn't prove it

[fossil swan]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

bro knew

but didnt have proof

[prisma venture]

im out of my white monster

[placid sail]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/h5AiYq8KhlI?feature=share

[drifting mantle]

[fossil swan]

wait a minute...

[prisma venture]

in 5 years or less i will rock same haircut like avatar...

[fossil swan]

oh

[tidal trellis]

atla post from Hal, that's a surprise

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1386048230214729818/omori.gif

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-dexter-dexter-doakes-gotcha-found-you-gif-14688017774431904057

[drifting mantle]

Why is that suprising to you? I love Avatar, even have it on BluRay

[tidal trellis]

Dunno just thought you didn't know about it

Neat tho

[drifting mantle]

Fuck Korra tho, that Shit is trash

[tidal trellis]

Also, wrong!!

[placid sail]

no, you saying it's wrong is wrong

[tidal trellis]

I'm the person it's about and I'm saying it's wrong so my statement is higher in regard

[placid sail]

your statement is only higher in retard

[vast wren]

what were the signs you saw?

[tidal trellis]

Now that's just hurtful, we just started the day busy! This is too early to be doing this!

[vast wren]

not even an hour and they're already hating on you

[fossil swan]

shut up

[split canyon]

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[placid sail]

I'm not ready for stellaverse today

https://tenor.com/view/abort-mission-self-eject-bye-gif-12172315

[tidal trellis]

Exactly! And I haven't even had my breakfast yet

It's absurd

[fossil swan]

i hope your cereal is soggy

all mushy

[tidal trellis]

I don't eat cereal

[fossil swan]

weirdo

what do u even eat twink

[manic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/sergeant-doakes-doakes-dexter-doakes-in-a-cargo-box-cargo-box-gif-12554679137588397388

[tidal trellis]

Not this shit again

Busy tell them

[tidal trellis]

YEAH WELL IS THIS cargo box? UNDER ARREST?

[fossil swan]

nuh uh

you say it

lazy ass

[manic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-cargo-box-what-the-hell-is-going-on-over-here-surprise-motherfucker-gif-13540717556256681792

[tidal trellis]

That's a good question

[drifting mantle]

He always invited the girls for a bottle of apple juice to his car and talked with them during the break. He had a Audi TT and was constantly yapping about how knowledgeable he was... Then the vibes he gave off. We boys knew what he was

[manic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-dexter-morgan-punch-i-ordered-some-furniture-from-thailand-i-was-waiting-for-it-to-be-delivered-gif-7075529198054561145

[drifting mantle]

You already are a few hours too late

Shit was horrible

[tidal trellis]

In a cargo box???????????????????

[placid sail]

thank god

[manic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-james-doakes-dexter-morgan-dexter-flashlight-gif-10593574466888155064

[drifting mantle]

I told Stella she was a horrible mother and her husband a horrible father. Then backed out of the convo

[tidal trellis]

Alright you got me

[placid sail]

this is like coming to a bunch of americans and saying their gun obsession is out of control and freaky

[tidal trellis]

I ordered some furniture from Thailand, I was waiting for it to be delivered

[placid sail]

no actual insight was shared and nobody grew the wiser

you just made some nuts madge

[quaint ore]

first leg day in months
put on weight slightly lower than i did, cause i expect to be weaker
squat without an issue
go back to pre leg day gap weight
rep it without problems
get to my pr weight
rep it

Did I fucking have a genome mutation or is running and hiking making me a monster for squats

[manic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-james-doakes-dexter-dexter-morgan-sus-gif-2943806044988383855

[drifting mantle]

[quaint ore]

@heady crow this ever happen to you

[prisma venture]

done yay

[placid sail]

you know what I was thinking lately?

that stupid bullshit audiobit of adding "nothing beats a jet2 holiday" into absolutely every meme

[tidal trellis]

[placid sail]

which isn't funny in the slightest and makes no sense

[manic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/turkish-dexter-dexter-morgan-doakes-gif-12347591085956399278

[drifting mantle]

Zoomer humor

[prisma venture]

but u can save up 50 pounds per person

[placid sail]

- it's just a pilot experiment of some social engineering corps for integrating ads right into memes

[drifting mantle]

[placid sail]

like it's charading as making the ads into some ironic thing, but it's not

[drifting mantle]

Bro is on to something

[crude oak]

finally figured out how to extract SoC sound files

[prisma venture]

huh whats this

i knew i forgot something

[drifting mantle]

That shit would maybe work once or twice, then people notice it and call it out

Every time another company tries to do it as well

[placid sail]

WELL WHY NOBODY IS CALLING THAT JET2 SHIT OUT THEN

IT'S NOT FUNNY

[drifting mantle]

You are right now

[placid sail]

IT'S NOT RELATED TO ANYTHING

[fossil swan]

poopen sharten farten

[placid sail]

and nobody else doess

and they still add it to absolutely anything

[fossil swan]

jet2 holiday is trash

[placid sail]

like what is this

[prisma venture]

i tthink busy is onto something

[drifting mantle]

[prisma venture]

its jet2 holiday psyop

[fossil swan]

thats against the rules lmao

ur gonna get shot

[prisma venture]

what? a crackhead on fire?

i think its okey

[fossil swan]

a crackhead naked

[prisma venture]

its crackhead its okey

[fossil swan]

from what i can see

[prisma venture]

shame on him

[placid sail]

nobody is dying and I'm not even sure still it's real

• romanian + ratio

[fossil swan]

• robbed + ur broke

[prisma venture]

just dont talk with xal

he will snitch

[drifting mantle]

It's edited

[prisma venture]

AI

[stone blade]

wtf is this build

[prisma venture]

seems like fun tho

[pale ingot]

Ancient egyptian hieroglyphs:

[vast wren]

was he ever convicted?

thats really creepy behaviour

[stone blade]

MATEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHAT IS THISSS RUNNNN

[prisma venture]

lol

[stone blade]

help

[narrow lotus]

Finally weekend

[prisma venture]

neat

good appetite

[tepid pebble]

where cig and ashtray

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-donuts-meme-gif-4021656841993838175

im jealous

[fossil swan]

why can i buy beer but not energy drinks at my local store

🤔

[primal rapids]

https://x.com/destiny_thememe/status/1971384880006300042

D2 Postin' ⬛️⬜️🟪 (@destiny_thememe)

Borderlands 4 backstories

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[fossil swan]

@narrow lotus nu inteleg logica asta

pot sa cumpar bere si vapuri

da cand vrea unu sa cumpere energizant

"arata buletinu"

[narrow lotus]

berea e pt tactu

[fossil swan]

de unde o stie ei ca nu beau bere

[narrow lotus]

ai barba?

[fossil swan]

daca o las sa creasca da

[narrow lotus]

las-o sa creasca si dp ia energizant

[fossil swan]

da problema e cere buletinu la toti

[narrow lotus]

sincer, sunt surprins, la mine astia joaca si la pacanele

doare in pl nu verifica nimeni

[fossil swan]

n-am cum sa trec peste paznic

[fossil swan]

ba, ai mei de la gimnaziu bagau la pacanele

ii lasa

uni isi luau energizante ca il punea pe ala de 2 metri sa se duca

[pale ingot]

cheat code

[fossil swan]

i cant wait for it to grow and suddenly age up 3 years

considering im also the height of a average romanian adult male

[prisma venture]

well now its time to wait again...

[narrow lotus]

tiganii have that one single trick

la clasa 7 arata ca ali baba

[tight rune]

Irl SMG-32 Reprimand

[narrow lotus]

this post would get you wanted in UK

[worldly gate]

Good thing i'm not in that 1984 larping server

[drifting mantle]

No idea

[vast wren]

sad

[vast wren]

what the fuck is that thing on the top left

[distant quarry]

QCW-05

[vast wren]

ah, no wonder I havent heard of it, its chinese

[distant quarry]

im not even a gun enthustiast i have no idea how i just knew that

[vast wren]

its okay

chinese guns are very obscure

[vast wren]

thats it?

[worldly gate]

Yep

[vast wren]

just red paint on a white controller?

[worldly gate]

Even the astrobot controller looked better lmao

[vast wren]

this had more effort put into it

[river zealot]

Its shooting subsonics, there is no way it pierces armour

[drifting mantle]

Controller of the year Material, truely

[fossil swan]

same for the UZI yet it can

[river zealot]

Uzi is a stretch ngl

I thought it was something different

That shit wont pen

[fossil swan]

anything can be pierced

if you try enough

you can shoot the thing 30 times and itll eventually break

[river zealot]

Than that meme is retarded

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/what-are-you-doing-not-gif-14585998

[fossil swan]

holy tits

[prisma venture]

in 8 days there will be new parlmaent voting... the TV is going nuts

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rookie-john-nolan-daddy-cop-the-rookie-song-gif-14926079942559025666

[vast wren]

Iedy

why porn

[placid sail]

this is @coarse bear's normal day as a white scars serf, if you even care

[vast wren]

why do you post porn

[narrow lotus]

its a female body you weirdo

[drifting mantle]

You

[dreamy flax]

📚 porn

[The reason] your [computer's] [running] slow.

I [watched] some porn [last night] and it had 50-something [pop-ups]!

[vast wren]

this guy

good lord

[placid sail]

porn content usually involve sex or at least genitalia

iedy is gooning as per usual, but this is not porn

[drifting mantle]

@narrow lotus I should get religion

[vast wren]

softcore

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/honest-word-its-honest-work-it-aint-much-it-aint-much-but-its-honest-work-gif-13763573

[vast wren]

porn

[drifting mantle]

Deleted the post

[placid sail]

not that you would know, you allegedly have two kids but probably still think that sex is when you kiss each other

[drifting mantle]

There was a slight nipple to see!

This won't fly with Falco around

[vast wren]

natural selection

let it happen

[drifting mantle]

Never

[placid sail]

it's okay, mods are hypocrites and are never subjects to the law

[drifting mantle]

The gooning will continue, until morale improves

[vast wren]

sure, think of it that way

[placid sail]

the babies do not come from kissing stella

you may kiss as much as you want in fact

[drifting mantle]

Stella knows, she is pregnant again

[vast wren]

This reminds me of the average youtuber react content slop title "gooning situation is crazy/must be stopped"

[placid sail]

the implication here that she knows what she's doing is WILD

considering all that's been said

[drifting mantle]

True

I mean... I asked her why she doesn't protect.
And the answer was:
"I do the deed and forget about it, the next day"

[visual stirrup]

Stella
please don't give birth in the VC
thanks

[placid sail]

the governments around the world could only wish their average citizen would be that retarded and careless

[drifting mantle]

[placid sail]

the japanese would buy her for a small fortune just in hopes of recreating that

[drifting mantle]

New Business idea achieved

[vast wren]

I'm not gonna fucking do hat

[placid sail]

"premier minister sama we've figured out the reason. she is stupid rich and also, stupid. so we only need to make everyone rich"

[visual stirrup]

don't fuck hats either

[placid sail]

"hory shit. forgive us abe, we're doomed"

[vast wren]

GODDAMNIT

https://tenor.com/view/dammit-damn-it-ryan-gosling-blade-runner-2049-gif-4926221152799030385

[narrow lotus]

[placid sail]

did you just try to dox her

[narrow lotus]

How do i dox someone that isnt real

[placid sail]

you've posted some weird number though

https://tenor.com/view/vampmondays-certified-gif-sam-hyde-whats-in-your-pocket-gif-26593158

[narrow lotus]

yes it was some random ID of a racist

i was checking the messages

and no it wasnt mine

[split canyon]

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[vast wren]

its natural selection

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-doakes-squint-stare-suspicious-gif-14432154109786838518

[vast wren]

unless the japanese start fucking, they're doomed

[primal kayak]

We are doomed either way

[visual stirrup]

they have too much porn

[placid sail]

your existence and active procreation is solid proof to the fact that natural selection has not been applying to the humanity for a good while

[visual stirrup]

they forgot how to

[primal kayak]

Like generally speaking

[placid sail]

cultural environment is the new selection

[visual stirrup]

because the genitals are always censored

[vast wren]

natural selection

[drifting mantle]

Holy shit

Roasted

[placid sail]

slash me pulls out an old walkman and presses play

"My MoNtHlY aLloWaNcE Is hUmBlE 10 GrAnD eUrO"

[drifting mantle]

They can't find the correct hole anymore

[vast wren]

yep, sure, why not

take everything I say with a grain of salt

[drifting mantle]

We do and it's still too fucking wild

[placid sail]

grain of salt my ass I need water, my lips are cracked and I have salt poisoning

[visual stirrup]

men busy's age and weight can't take that much salt

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-hungry-and-thirsty-gif-16689267

[vast wren]

why do you believe it

[placid sail]

the intake was already dangerous after all these years of playing league

[vast wren]

you know I'm shizophrenic right, shit I say could possibly be a hallucination

[visual stirrup]

oof
blood pressure through the roof

[drifting mantle]

Because you are very consistent with the amount of retardation you babble and also remember details... Usually, if you bait this much... You get lost in the details

[visual stirrup]

and you decided to reproduce?

[placid sail]

I can just stare at a slug for a minute and they dry out and die

[vast wren]

its too real?

[visual stirrup]

my father is such a prick for reproducing despite his severe psoriasis

[drifting mantle]

Yes, also I have expierenced people irl who are far worse than you

[placid sail]

you're living in the first best age for having problems like that

[vast wren]

okay then

less real

[drifting mantle]

So it's not that unbelieveable

[vast wren]

more humor

[placid sail]

your leper ass can actually live until the time it's curable and even affordable

[visual stirrup]

When I was kid, I always associated psoriasis with leprosy, lol

sunday school stuff

[placid sail]

it's very different things but skin weird equals same me smart

[visual stirrup]

but I haven't developedd the symptoms yet, so I probably never will
but it seriously complicates life for my sisters

and health care in the states isn't good or cheap

[placid sail]

autoimmune diseases for some reason stick to females much harder

kiss your balls and thank them

[drifting mantle]

@narrow lotus post gooner bait

[visual stirrup]

yeah
I think men are more likely to get cancer, and women get autoimmune

[narrow lotus]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[visual stirrup]

like being paranoid or lax

[placid sail]

I'm gonna tell you something and I want you to stay calm and not to scream, I know you americans are not fond of that but

[drifting mantle]

I require MORE

More hags!

[placid sail]

you can go abroad and seek medical aid there

[visual stirrup]

it doesn't go away after spending a month in europe, boss

[placid sail]

when the cure is developed, I mean

[visual stirrup]

as if lower class americans can afford to travel

[placid sail]

just, I dunno

work as an ice bounty hunter for a year or something

[narrow lotus]

cure was found

price : everything you and your future kids will own

we saved everyone !!

[visual stirrup]

would sooner kill myself
I might actually die from too much hypocrisy in my bloodstream

[placid sail]

it's why I specifically said "when the cure is developed AND affordable"

[visual stirrup]

being the child of immigrants and all

[placid sail]

because it takes a while between the two

[visual stirrup]

Whenever I hear from my cousins in siberia, all I can think is
"Damn. So glad my parents emigrated."

[placid sail]

yeah it's pretty funny how a literal nation of immigrants go about this whole deal screaming "ALIENS" "GIT EM OUT" and so on

but oh hypocricy, what else is new, everywhere nowadays

[placid sail]

eh we have our own flavors of bullshit here. though arguably they may not face as much there

[visual stirrup]

my mother is maga

[placid sail]

siberia is like fae wilds, those mfs live in their own monster hunter prehistoric reality

[narrow lotus]

it will never be affordable , bread is becoming not affordable

we are living in dark times

Bread used to be a coin when i was a kid, now its 1 euro +

[placid sail]

your theoretical alternative reality russian mother is probably screaming ZEEEEEEEET PUTIIIIIIN KYEV IS OUUUURS rn

so same difference really

oh wow, russian bot delivery system works so fast

[visual stirrup]

what about after alternate me died in bakhmut?

[kindred heath]

Siberia is just cold part of Russia. Nothing special. Meh.

[placid sail]

you'd be surprised how little such a grim wake-up call does for most

[visual stirrup]

she parrots some of the same bullshit talking points about the war that americans do

"they're just starting off by using up the old reserves and low quality troops"

[kindred heath]

Basically ppl after 50 in Russia.

[visual stirrup]

that shit pissed me off so bad

[placid sail]

listen man, there's no mystic about why this shit works the same way everywhere. critical thinking is hard AND energy-expensive. the next best thing is authority adherence. and that one has nothing to do with logic, it's all about how impressive and loud you are. and all the same people get impressive and loud everywhere

[dreamy flax]

📚 fishnet

a [condom]

Guy 1: Yo i gotta [go to the store] to buy some [fishnets].
Guy 2: Why would you get fishnets.
Guy 1: Oh, comeon, [you know], condoms...

[placid sail]

so whatever stupid bullshit that orange corpse is gonna say

[narrow lotus]

something Stella has no idea of

[placid sail]

it's gonna fly straight into your mom's head

not because of the content, but because Big Guy said it

[drifting mantle]

You don't understand, she does the deed and forgets about it afterwards

[narrow lotus]

not creepy or weird in any way

[drifting mantle]

[placid sail]

one day, when I'm even older, I'm gonna scroll some news on my 1984 puter and stumble upon an article "authorities raid a decrepit mansion on the outskirts of a city and release twenty children and young adults from the mentally unwell parent, they were refused any contact with civilization and were heavily indoctrinated into historical french culture"

and I'm gonna go "holy shit so stella is real"

[drifting mantle]

"they are also incredibly versed in chess!"

[vale sand]

At this point I don't know if stella is real or if she is just some AI Agent that was trained on the Resident Evil 7 script

[placid sail]

it's a fucking resident evil-style puzzle with chess to enter the mansion at all, you must win a specific game

[drifting mantle]

If Stella would build a mansion from the ground up, it would be a Resident Evil mansion. For real

I finally learned who created those mansions in the first place

[vale sand]

Her husband hard at work:

https://tenor.com/view/jack-baker-resident-evil-resident-evil-resident-evil7-gif-25385080

[placid sail]

hal is gonna sneak into the mansion out of concern for the kids and stella is gonna haunt his ass like a fucking tyrant

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-leon-mr-x-small-leon-when-mom-gif-21813730

HELLO HAL PLAY SOME CHESS WITH ME

[drifting mantle]

[eager igloo]

@glad carbon

[fluid epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/yallseetheshoes-gif-21716305

[fossil swan]

bros legs are 1 color

[worldly gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1104890537099673681/1421096949314097203/v14044g50000d36lgofog65mf7dns100.mov?ex=68d7cb2b&is=68d679ab&hm=bf7b10dc8474e190834213bf22aadc95c9d16fa07ff370edfd8c09aa3d3ca3c9&

[fossil swan]

6 ambulances stroll by my house all with the sirens on

[drifting mantle]

I feel your pain brother

They should all just neck themselves

I should play ck3 again

[visual stirrup]

the pro gamers who aren't already on adderall are gonna start taking tylenol

[drifting mantle]

Why would you... Oh, they play to compete with each other, I understand

[crude oak]

https://tenor.com/view/biden-blast-joe-biden-biden-blast-gif-6547929686164862695

[pseudo robin]

who up straight gumpin their shit rn

[crude oak]

me

[tidal trellis]

Now that's rude I was doing something you know. Why!

[narrow lotus]

What were you doing , Crop

[split canyon]

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[prisma venture]

it works

my car works

[tidal trellis]

Getting clean showering, smh

[prime zenith]

just dont crash

[edgy abyss]

@red crane @primal rapids

[drifting mantle]

Shaving your arms and legs, like any normal straight guy

[narrow lotus]

how did you answer the ping then

if u are showering

[tidal trellis]

oh no I'm done

long while now

[narrow lotus]

so you were not doing anything

straight up lying

[tidal trellis]

It just happened when I was when I checked the time

[visual stirrup]

*gae up lying

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[tidal trellis]

why!

[tidal trellis]

thats normal to do!

[visual stirrup]

because you respond

day 1,000 of trying to explain basic shit to flop

[drifting mantle]

Totally, I do it all the time

[visual stirrup]

[split canyon]

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[tidal trellis]

[fossil swan]

🖕

[tidal trellis]

Rude

[placid sail]

perfectly normal for some straight guys

like swimmers

or cock suckers

[prisma venture]

ffs

this aint good

[drifting mantle]

@tidal trellis are you a swimmer?

[tidal trellis]

I don't know how to swim mr

[drifting mantle]

So, why you shave then?

[prisma venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1417590914456486079/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

what are u

[placid sail]

oh, also bodybuilders I suppose

[drifting mantle]

@tidal trellis are you a Bodybuilder?

[placid sail]

@heady crow bodybuilders shave right?

[tidal trellis]

No? Lol

[drifting mantle]

Then why else you shave for?

[drifting mantle]

Where?

[placid sail]

looks a bit aiish ngl

[tidal trellis]

It's a normal thing to do Mr plus not look like a hairy sasquatch

[eager igloo]

Found cousin

[visual stirrup]

holy shit
that hog is in a hedge

[placid sail]

ejik kurwa

[drifting mantle]

What kind of wookie are you???

[eager igloo]

You and ur weird ahh alphabet

Its Jeż

[drifting mantle]

Live Flop Reaction:

[placid sail]

bitch dissing me like I said an entirely different word

[red crane]

Pecks also count as flak armor

[primal kiln]

Me

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-tick-tock-buff-engineer-gif-2489725586699094733

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-gif-22574812

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015170838087094282/1419338948215308370/tumblr_e052c39581789469bb69abfd731297f3_1ba254f8_400.gif

[stark gull]

Genuinely a skill issue

[visual stirrup]

what's with the ♻️ ?

that's for reposts, dumbass

[brave bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1201803160948310086/1420758734979989554/G1qekKcW4AACuKn.png?ex=68d7e1ae&is=68d6902e&hm=5f96d313b62fa3d85b0a32778f999dc6bf26904b89cc9409964ddbcb46af89c4&

[visual stirrup]

the inmates are running the asylum

[primal rapids]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXvqHwzxJHU

Oh boy it’s anime souls 2

Character creator boogaloo

[visual stirrup]

pornhub comments under joi videos

[primal kayak]

How do you know what kind of comments are under joi videos

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-boy-mewing-mewing-god-jawline-best-jawline-gif-3582189448456478631

[primal kayak]

[placid sail]

mr breast

[primal kayak]

I regret searching for this

[visual stirrup]

find a train track and rest your head on the rail

[primal kayak]

Wouldn't work, the driver would see me

[visual stirrup]

do you know how long it takes for that much momentum to come to a halt?

[primal kayak]

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-patting-tummy-stomach-patting-stomach-full-gif-27423087

[primal kayak]

But I don't want to haunt poor souls in their nightmares

[visual stirrup]

🅱️aldur's 🅱️alls 3

🅱️aldur's 3 🅱️alls

[placid sail]

AAAAAAAAHHHH-aaah

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/tungston-ballsack-youll-never-catch-me-wizard-i-cast-gif-7546647478604239209

[visual stirrup]

you're gonna need 3 balls for this horny fucking game

bearfuckers

[primal kayak]

[primal kiln]

https://vxtwitter.com/nunmeri000000/status/1971390415833346337?t=t8Jlj7ghbdTjFTXWQxtvcw&s=19

ﾇﾝﾒ•ﾘｰ (@nunmeri000000)

ﾌｰﾝ？先輩とラブラブなのが羨ましいのぜ？

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 26, 2025, 1:44 AM

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/pingwin-kurwa-duck-funny-xd-gif-8789305319249888608

[naive bison]

back to offtopic with you

@glad carbon

[narrow lotus]

but my stuff is unfun

busy the hypocrite

[narrow lotus]

[pale ingot]

hunt showdown is 13.50 and ive been kinda wanting to check it out recently

https://tenor.com/view/harrison-ford-king-tut-elmonx-thinking-tutankhamun-gif-11496075734879343745

is it worth it

the regular price is 30 schmeckles thisis a pretty good deal

[high wing]

dont dew it

[pale ingot]

but i heard it had a really good update

and this is the lowest price its been in like a year and a half

[primal kiln]

[pale ingot]

2 years actually, it was 11,39 on the 2023 autumn sale and never went below the price of 13.99 since

now its 13.50

[pseudo robin]

oil up @tidal trellis

[pale ingot]

im just saying there's a pretty good deal here @high wing

[high wing]

its your money

who you trying to convince

[crude oak]

When you finally feel that slight pain in your heart so you take some blood coagulation medicine and chug it with 3 energy drinks to help it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MObhpL2K-b4

[tidal trellis]

I'm eating!! Go away

[visual stirrup]

taking morphine and adrenaline before a fight

my CNS:

https://tenor.com/view/theweeknd-looking-imlost-runningaround-where-gif-27101623

[pale ingot]

my wallet

[crude oak]

this would happened if Scar catched Strelok before tunnel to Limansk

no idea which one would be the pregnant one tho

[tidal trellis]

Hate it

[pale ingot]

twink up

[tidal trellis]

Not a thing!!

[crude oak]

How about little poll, which mc from stalker is top, bottom and straight

[split canyon]

iedy asks: b or m

[crude oak]

bruh

[pale ingot]

hoe ass @narrow lotus

[narrow lotus]

@dreamy flax how do u craft the Hoe

[dreamy flax]

To craft a hoe, you need two sticks and either two of the following: wooden planks, cobblestone, iron ingots, gold ingots, or diamonds. Just place them like this in the crafting grid:

[Material] [Material]
     [Stick]
     [Stick]

Now go dig up some dirt, you tool!

[narrow lotus]

[crude oak]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-facepalm-gif-22501656

[crude oak]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-the-hedgehog-meme-sped-up-rubbing-hands-rubbing-hands-together-gif-10801846241654167909

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1214451284112052226/1421092935264370698/pasangsulcata.mp4?ex=68d7c76e&is=68d675ee&hm=89e23fca2cf823c74b5f1190fb0c37b7cf12f81617894dda5b26a08f67607af0&

[primal kayak]

Master Splinter

https://tenor.com/view/raphael-and-splinter-raph-and-splinter-splinter-and-raph-splinter-and-raphael-tmnt-2012-gif-11465308022354617263

[pale ingot]

people that fuck up easy cooking scare me

[primal kayak]

How easy are we talking about?

[pale ingot]

holy shit zuckerberg

[pale ingot]

i dunno like

making dough

[primal kayak]

Arl

[primal kayak]

And how fucked up does it have to be

[pale ingot]

fucked up

[primal kayak]

Like charcoal

[pale ingot]

like making a fucking foul concoction

like

https://tenor.com/view/myass-gif-19959059

the witches cauldron

[drifting mantle]

Why you bait me into saying stuff that gets me banned?

[primal kayak]

Yea that would scare me too

[drifting mantle]

I love all people

[pale ingot]

even following a recipe

i see people fuck up crazy style

[pale ingot]

like i dont think its possible to fuck up a recipe to the degree that the food comes out dogshit unless youre retarded

its like gamma installation

you just do what the funny texts tell you to

and you get the intended result

but SOME PEOPLE DONT DO THAT

[lapis zinc]

What inspired this train of thought

[crude oak]

based person

[pale ingot]

the opposite gender

[fading portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1421159929116626954/image0.gif?ex=68d805d2&is=68d6b452&hm=3f22a058adfe65fc3d5fd05dda4a2b6d943c5880f40f8f0a7a8e8302d286c1c5&

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-türkiye-gif-2910338720357160240

[crude oak]

when will turkey claim it's territory called greece?

5 seconds passed, confirms there are no greeks on the server

mfckers always swarm you when you mention turkey being better

[fading portal]

There's one in your house rn

goodbye

[crude oak]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-pee-cat-pee-funny-lmfao-gif-14727908981812019274

[crude oak]

i'll ask him to make me a doner

[primal kayak]

What's that stream of something coming from the cat

[crude oak]

https://tenor.com/view/piss-sniper-tf2-tf2-sniper-gif-12024175374754631371

Ahhhh piss

[narrow lotus]

i remember this tho , guy got charged with assault

deserved 100%

[naive bison]

BIG
BIG
TROUBLE
IF
SPEAK

https://tenor.com/view/i-show-speed-ishowspeed-speed-speed-hold-laugh-i-need-this-gif-9703421136819060509

[fossil swan]

https://tenor.com/view/green-goblin-green-goblin-mask-mask-scene-reject-urge-gif-2558149218007024011

[naive bison]

that's mercury from heroes of might and magic 4

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/jani-na-certified-nyallday-gif-24533615

Low ass quality gooner gif

At least she's hot

Kinda looks like Chel from The road to El Dorado

[fluid epoch]

Turkey mentioned

🔥 🇹🇷

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/çaycı-hüseyin-kadayıf-çaycı-hüseyin-dans-gif-4761305955639827416

This looks like the Turkey guy

https://tenor.com/view/oyle-mı-olmus-knk-gif-16594190172928860029

[idle portal]

you mean the presedent of glorious turkey? what a handsome man.

[primal kayak]

He's the president?

[dreamy flax]

📚 yanking

1. to dip the male [reproductive organ] in another man's drink as a prank
2. to dip the male [reproductive organ] in his girls drink to show he wants to [get it on]

1.yo [i just] [yanked] you
2.Tom: so you wit dat chick
Frank: yeah we was yanking da other night and [got it in]

[crude oak]

Okay i'll speak for you. Looks like very friendly person and i wish them great day

Also looks like Freedom enjoyer so extra based

[primal kayak]

This doesn't sound like xal

[crude oak]

Pansexuals when they stuck their Gauss rifle inside C-Counciousness lab door and the sound it generates reminds them of fucking pan or something:

https://tenor.com/view/sillycat-gif-16450871626103949888

[crude oak]

wonder if it has "medieval mask" in the dictionary or angry racoon

[crude oak]

puppy

[primal kayak]

Happy puppy

[crude oak]

\

[pale ingot]

weird ass fucking chihuahua breed

[crude oak]

less violent than chihuahua

[dreamy flax]

📚 helicopter mom

A hovering & [controlling], but well-meaning, parent who gets way too involved in her child's life to the point of doing things that are completely [inappropriate], such as personally attending all of little Sweetiepie's [extracurricular activities], writing medium-sized Sweetiepie's school application essays, and submitting full-grown Sweetiepie's job applications.

Suzy's job [interview] was rendered very awkward by the fact that her [helicopter] mom insisted on accompanying her.

Joey moved across the country to escape his [helicopter] mom, but she still calls him six times a day.

[crude oak]

so fucking random i love it

[pale ingot]

the warrior

[fossil swan]

mamaaa

@narrow lotus

4 99

[narrow lotus]

oukksha

[drifting mantle]

Just a funny side story:
In the server where I am a retired moderator, I poked fun at a mod who uses light mode.
They posted a screenshot and I just replied with a flashbang gif.

Said moderator is currently mad at me, for "repeating the joke for the third time and want me to knock it off"
Imagine getting annoyed by a joke that pops up every few months or so

[pale ingot]

"its notf unnyguys!!! stop it!!!!"

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/883845128043769856/919583368084078623/beicks.gif?ex=68d7e83f&is=68d696bf&hm=58bff5fef1859d99735c4464170037d32fbd7d65c98ac38d4f46ca77b62496ff&

[lusty hazel]

moderators (unpaid) otw (on the way) to let power get to them

[drifting mantle]

What being terminally online does to a mf

[naive bison]

i remember these when they were posted without a hint of irony

[placid sail]

the implied comparison is nonsensical this is a cool rat and not a funny meme

[placid sail]

and yes your stuff is mostly unfun

[narrow lotus]

its an overused thing

same with the spinning fishe

[placid sail]

I like the cool rat

it's even saved on my PC

[naive bison]

NOT WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID

[fading portal]

who even is that GUY

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-judge-judging-hmm-gif-3768963543392534456

[fading portal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/836688410667647066/938814671367049216/spoonful.gif

[river zealot]

he could never!

busy is a honorable man!

[placid sail]

there's my resident cock gnawer

my platinum membership little hater

[gleaming grove]

Brainfart

[fossil swan]

truffle

[narrow lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1420827457422102528/Waitgers-4x.gif

[stone blade]

can we update those with ps5 and xbox series x

ty

[drifting mantle]

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade Romania and Bulgaria together as the lowest with 10%

[stone blade]

BULGARIAAAAA NUMBA ONEEEE 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 #1#1#1 🇧🇬 🇧🇬 🇧🇬 🇧🇬 🇧🇬 🇧🇬

[drifting mantle]

Yet, the Romanian posts a video about how the gov takes 50% of their money

[narrow lotus]

because thats true , we have like 42% tax or shit

[stone blade]

Cheers with Jack Iedy

[narrow lotus]

on income

so yeah idk what that 10% means its probably bullshit study or whatever

[drifting mantle]

for real??
What is this dog shit graph then???

[stone blade]

it may be 10% tax but the tax gets taken out before our salary is dispensed

lmao

[dreamy flax]

The state "takes" approximately 43% of the gross salary (CAS, CASS, income tax), i.e. 25% CAS (pensions), 10% CASS (health) and 10% income tax, calculated in total, from which the tax is applied after deducting contributions.
-# Translated from :flag_ro: Romanian, Moldavian, Moldovan to :flag_gb: English

[stone blade]

43%

[drifting mantle]

made by a Romania/Bulgaria hater

[narrow lotus]

ah yeah

the 10% is indeed true , it's only the fucking personal income

not the whole thing

so after tax, you recieve in hand around 57.2% of the money

the rest goes to numerous government dogshit , such as mentioned above

Health Insurance, Pension yada yada

[drifting mantle]

Is 10% the highest amount they can charge in Romania for income tax?

[narrow lotus]

well yeah because otherwise ppl would literally starve

pensions is 25% already , and health insurance is 10% as well

all this on top of the personal income thingie

[low atlas]

My country doesn't ask for income tax yet...

Yet I feel the end of that is nigh

[drifting mantle]

In Germany, you get income tax percent, based on how much you earn.
Not everyone gets hit with 47.9% That would be insane
I assume the same for the other countries with that much high income tax

I wonder how much REAL tax the average European pays.
That shit would be crazy high I assume

At least in Germany, you pay tax for literally everything

Fucking Germany... I hate you!

And love you

but hate your tax

and politics

and many of your people

[narrow lotus]

yeah here is flat 10%

which is bad for ppl with high income and better for ppl with low income naturally

10% of a high wage is much more than 10% of a low wage , yet both benefit from the same things

[drifting mantle]

Yes, but it would be even better if the percentage amount increases as well if you earn more.
10% from 1.000 hits a lot harder, than 10% from 10.000

[narrow lotus]

yes , thats what i said

[narrow lotus]

like for example people with minimum wage shouldnt have 10% tax lmao , they should have 5%

[drifting mantle]

You did? To me it looks like, the low income people have it better, the way you described it

[drifting mantle]

Yeah, exacly

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789126354338709516/1421181416133103759/RDT_20250923_141605363435260785545562.jpg?ex=68d819d5&is=68d6c855&hm=a54ffd6ec723bb7e39f75443f08cd388d0d31142f8a4029ddbb801a274225ae6&=&format=webp

[naive bison]

fed meme

[narrow lotus]

ughh yeah

sorry yeah thats what i technically said, however , in both cases it sucks

[coarse bear]

p!repost

[foggy mantle]

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[narrow lotus]

cause one gets taxed for more for the same benefits , the other gets taxed from already small wage

it's weird idk

[drifting mantle]

The Professor I watch presented a tax system, that benefits everyone and reduces black labour to a minimum.
But the video is in German and it would be too complicated to explain it (too much yap that nobody would read)

[narrow lotus]

black labour sounds so wrong in english

i know exactly what you mean tho , we call it the same here

basically peopel working without a contract

[drifting mantle]

Yeah, that