#πͺbruh-fart
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beautiful*
sexy warhammer women
reminds me of a war thunder meme

bro pull a black man's pants down, shove his dick in his ass, and an explosion with war thunder logo appears
sexy warhammer women?
best ad i ever saw in my life
where
istg
I need to see
Made you want to play it huh

you should have seen that
ive seen this
truly remarkable
the warthunder logo
no, I should not
I am a Slaneesh servant after all
i have to make offerings every other day to appease the mods ||iedy||
same
bro's literally moloch
If i dont they ban me to the furry rp channel
damn mods
and they force me to be their kitten
you guys are going too far with the punishment

this is fucking torture
he is right you know
their kind of course being player scavs
theres a fine line where the offerings are acceptable to the moderation but not so much that I get banned
that fine line, yeah i operate there
ok post porn
thats not where i operate
post zorn
zorn?
im sorry do you want his work or a picture of himself?
why is he drooping down like a dog
hes swedish
double stroke
damn
not that stroke
triple stroke or above is fine by me
same
why doesnt she just draw porn
you have a passion for art go draw furry porn for the masses and get 5000 dollaris
maybe she will join you, if you finish law school
Don't think art is broad like that homie
always has been
im not destined for goth women, ive made my peace
was it some loser shit like playing the harp
Could be
Harps are attractive though
Are there even goth girls in pakistan?
Your 20's stop when you either get kids or go bald.
but they dont really pay the bills
depends on who you ask, I knew someone who loved music so much he plays in orchestras now
whoo tf listening to harps in music in modern day
why you be like that man?
I already got a son...
At least I am not balding

So true
I got that strelok ass hairline
This shit hits like crack
yes the devout do white face
New nickname: Sapphire
dogshit
AVOID
i kinda see a mustache outline
why iedy so quick to respond
he has a goon notification bot
New nickname: Close
@narrow lotus
I mean we can get ot the bottom of this
i can keep posting more
I need iedys blessing so they dont send me to the rp furry chat
Jarvis, jerk it a little
i need to learn c++
early
so i dont get fucked up by school
when i get to coding there
goon patrol
@vale sand teach this man
i am slowly learning the things and what they do
"Hello world"
error at line 0 

send him into sralnya and block every other channel for him until he solves a c++ riddle blood makes for him
are we ignoring the in progress titty at top right
ok you get to post 1 more
dont tattle bitch

gods above such milkies

the caricature reaction gif of iedy's unhinged porn obsession makes iedy horny, more at 5
9 more kills with SR2M on Streets or draw 25 cocks in the ass
#staff-nsfw is real donβt let them tell you otherwise
iedy is barely conscious, he's been jacking off to sidorovich porn in there for several hours
option b eddie lock it in
Last wipe I did that quest in two days 
This wipe I didnβt do grenadier

punisher part 4 and test drive 3 can eat my ass
Fuck you nikita revert the grenade changes
i hate lighthouse sm
i thought about going back to GAMMA
iedy said i can post one more so tahts it
everytime I open this chat, it never ceases to amaze me
sorry
π burp the worm
[The point] of [ejaculation] when [masterbating].
I burped [the worm] [last night] and [almost] got in my eye.
heroin
iedy drooling over the most basic ethots known to man is not even funny, just pitiful
nah bro thats some niche shit
im just yard staring , not drooling, retard
uh huh
btw only mods are allowed to say that word now , we are taking author rights on it
once again a great change for this server
what the fuck
what word?
what word?
oh, retard?
retard
!1984
I mean, it is indeed your word
You are fucking with us
sorry bz you get punished
so basically iedy= biggest retard

oh yeah i am
where has the 1984 command gone

Fucking retard
1984 command was seen as offensive towards the staff's rightful actions so it was naturally removed
ur mum ate the whole county supply of tylenol
you cant do this

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we have rights
understandable the regime does know best
p!1984
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I will return again with new wares ||more retarded shit||
To quote management, that would be retarded


What happens between those points of time is not my problem
i rly need to take a trip out of town to the gas station that sells the special Monster Mango Ultra
only place around that still has it
I like the uh
its like a secret merchant
Rio one
notice how the status effect highlights the right arm is sore, curious.
Forget what itβs called
i rate 6/10 on that one not my cup
we are taking every buff we can
Yeah we need to do a monster tier list
real
https://t.co/mHfGZ2tk6P
QRT: __chanellm
They found a kidney for my daddy!!!!! Make some noise π₯Ίβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
Trying to open one of those things at 12pm when everyone is sleeping
Rush out into the kitchen as if someone broke into the house
Mhm
the rest i havent even seen ever so never tried either
there are lots of them but not sold here
The coffee ones are shit
I like the pink one
I have not seen the purple can in meh or the darker blue can in god tier
retard is to describe all of us not just one person
you arent allowed to trademark common use items
Aside from those I agree with tier list and hadnβt tried many of them as well
Rehab is discontinued iirc
Wait
Nvm
Iβm thinking of the one that just was a soda basically
Monster without the energy
im finally able to replace my recommended feed from sexy women to cute puppies
"and hold the tomato sauce"
βAy Mikey, give me a monsta with nuttinββ
βA monsta with nothing?β
PvC is a better tag
Player Vs Cheater
so still cheaters
I know that the formula isn't easy
but I would have expected to have at least one AAA studio take a shot at extraction shooters
"devs"
maybe cheat devs

Bro genuinely forgot marathon
arc raiders:
The charred corpse of marathon
"corpse"
Rename yourself to arc raiders #1 fan
$40
and the devs aren't AAA
$120
this should be posted before i write any schizo shit again
why tf there is mel gibson on this photo btw
bros going to Fences gas station for mango monster
I can't see how much EOD used to cost when it was available
but Unheard is $250
anybody who has something less than EOD is a 2nd class citizen
EOD may as well be the real minimum
duty say gex lol
EOD was like 140
you vill purchase ze $500 true believer edition
Anyway
My point was that AAA games are normally either freemium or $60-$70
nothing in between
Exfil shooters shouldnβt be more than $40 imo
For what they are
can't believe the fucking borderlands devs said similar shit after watching how everybody reacted to nikita's defense of Unheard
and I know I mentioned it before, but I'll say it again
Bungie reusing the Marathon name for this extraction shooter is some wild shit. Even weirder than how the Prey and Quake titles were reused.
And the themes of the original Marathon games are perfect for today's environment. The protagonist is the puppet of an evil AI.
true
what
sex, therefore funny
She seduces target to eliminate later
That's gotta be a guy
Time to get ripped
not gonna happen for a looong time
we're still in the 'fell from greatness' arc. redemtion arc comes later
What is it this time?
speak = trouble
You actually brought it...
Haven't you posted this on the server like 3 times before?
he did but only the product on the page
now he finally got it
GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR
buy beef jerky. yeah you'll spend more in the end but youll get the workout and it's delicious and nutritious
14.99 for a pack of 40 pieces
more like time to get scammed (too late) and have a fucking jaw swelling (unhealthy way)
Dude you're hurting yourself and your wallet
cant you just do the exercise without anything in ur mouth
with no medical proof and shit ton of counter proof it doesn't work
bro must have some seriously recessed chin if he's desperate enough to buy stupid expensive gum
I'm not desperate, I saw it and thought it looked stupid, so I bought it
middle class behavior
what will you uber for dinner today?
You don't get stronger by lifting the barbell up and down with no weight
Resistance is a big part of strength
hmm i thought the point was to change the shape of your face not get a super strong jaw
time to chisel my jaw
oh yeah stronger jaw for what
training for that common scenario where you need to bite thru a 2x4?
mfcker you have 162psi of force by deafult, you can bite off fingers and skin off other humans and animals. Why you need more
you want to eat bones or what?
I work in security. If someone from the mental ward bites me I have to retaliate by ripping their flesh off
ok that's based
sir
i wonder if i could rip a guy carothid
why u gotta pick the jaw... seems like one of the more useless things to train. why not do the neck instead? neck strength is important when ur grappling
I want to be Crimson chin
lol i see
well pls dont skip neck training. it would be weird to have super strong jaw muscles, but weak little neck muscles right behind them
me with my chest muscles when i do pull ups daily
Weirdly enough, weighted pullups and chin ups are really good for the neck if you pause at the top
Just put a 45 plate on top of your head and hold it until failure

really
does it matter what type of chin up
i can feel the tension there when i do chin ups, but idk it doesnt really feel equivalent to something like a bridge
the failure in question
I dont think so. I do feel it in my neck quite alot the next day with wide pullups though
hmm maybe thats why my neck is tired many times
but i think it got used to it now
I do more neutral grip
Dragon Tea erasure
did deadlifts first time in a while yday and my whole body dead
remember, it ain't full chest lift if you ain't clapping with shoulder blades while going into downward position

it aint a full deadlift if you dont prolapse on the deadlift platform and then have to look for another gym
p!gae
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also did an MRI recently because of back issues
it does not exist here
if nothing is really wrong with ur back probably all you need is an appropriate stretching routine
3 days of gasoline basically
yeah mine too lol
maybe cus im a gamer
how do u even know that
!futahip
no way bruno
Really?I find it to have one of the prettiest can designs
i had a massage therapist point it out to me once
yes, it doesent exist here
Damn
Do you carry your wallet in a back pocket?
never
We're talking about a wallet here come on. It can't be that heavy
one who has money for that ar build

nikitas doing
i can see how it would lift ur one side more
@glad carbon hop on poe2
i need duo for more loot
thats like having imbalances because your cock is hanging on one side more than the other
I dont think its the same
Bless your vros with that one vroddy 
vrojob?
@coarse bear @river zealot

for scale
π brojob
When your bro feels like [nutting] but thereβs no [females] nearby, so you gotta help him bust and suck his dick. [No homo tho].
Dude Iβm so [fucking horny], [I need you] to [give me] a brojob

why would you search that

iedy you should look up california campfire
iedy 
π mexican blowjob
This is when a man inserts his [erect penis] into a womanβs, usually of [Hispanic] decent, ass. Following this, the woman farts while [the penis] is still inserted.
GUY 1: Dude, I was having just a [great time] with my girl [last night], than she gave me a mexican blowjob.
GUY 2: Dude, [That's fucked up]!
i would post the picture of several little hitlers saying "i agree" but i prolly cant
@naive bison
thats repost
i know i hoped you forgot
How would they know it wasn't faked?
Why not a DNA test? Oh, wait that's illegal in France.
@coarse bear @river zealot
i dont get it
peacedeal ΠΏΠΈΠ·Π΄ΠΈΠ»
I also didn't get it
because I'm a good boy who doesn't curse
(in russian)
We are never getting retirement 
This aswell
Grok's face leaked
The average age for a man in the Bronze Age was eighteen, in the Roman era, twenty-two. Heaven must have been beautiful then. Today it must look dreadful. When a man reaches forty, he has no chance to die beautifully. No matter how he tries, he will die of decay. He must compel himself to live.
Average was brought down by child mortality, if you made it to 5 you basically got to 60.
are lobotomized people in heaven still lobotomized?
good question, i wonder if people who had surgery to fix scoliosis or something have scoliosis in heaven then
I assume you are brought to your perfect metaphysical state.
i would be spermcell then
that im sorry sounds like it wasnt the first time this has happened
Just a question, I have no intention of bullying anyone or anything, but do you guys actually find the memes you post funny or am I this cooked?
been rewatching some louis ck
still i think he's the best to ever do it and honestly it's not close
i just click a random file in my folder and hope for the best
10 FUCKING MINUTES since rain started and there's already a wreck I got caught in
Gambling I see
I wouldn't be able to do that
Muuudzahedin turskiii sin
π¦π± π π π π¦
maybe next time
Maybe
since you're american, can you explained who tf microwaved mel gibson and why he talks about tylenol and autism now instead of directing movie or something
Oh that's An Kennedy btw
As in
i thought that's mel gibson after microwave
ahh yeah the gundam controlled by brainworm
The Aussies need to have the states take their bases out of the country
ΔorΔe MartinoviΔ (also spelled Djordje Martinovic; Serbian Cyrillic: ΠΠΎΡΡΠ΅ ΠΠ°ΡΡΠΈΠ½ΠΎΠ²ΠΈΡ; 1929 β 6 September 2000) was a Serb farmer from Kosovo who was at the center of a notorious incident in May 1985, when he was treated for injuries caused by the insertion of a glass bottle into his anus. The "MartinoviΔ affair", as it beca...
lmaoooo this shit's actually based on event
Ueugh
@grizzled meadow

what happens when you turn the key in a car
what? 
fun fact, if you remove everything except your brain and nerves, you would just look like a big sperm. were just big sperms in a flesh gundam

blood cells of a georgian man under microscope
they want their own september too
raw egg and butter on a ... ?
khachapuri
hey guys,you think i should just play vanilla soc or nah?
worked well enough for my first playthrough
yes. but only the original version
im not touching that "remaster", dont worry
You heard it?
last time i played it was 2014, had no issues either
as far as i remember at least
weakest east asian
Mfs Manchuran
actual bone density training
You Georgian?
nah, i just love khachapuri
ah ok
tried and true asian bone mashing technique
prolly good enough for vanilla, obvs you could always install some graphical overhaul mod like autumn aurora. Out of the vanilla games ive only really played cop modded
for cop checkout the openxray gunslinger project
it looks amazing
im just polish rtard with some ukrainian roots
ill be sure to check it out later, thanks. i kinda just want to try vanilla though
if you dont know bone mashing, you dont looksmaxx and therefore you are moggable incel
just vanilla with patches, i played SoC when i was 8yo and don't remember any bugs tbh but still fan made patches are worth it
soc has been the most stable in vanilla form for me out of the three. But yeah true fanmade patch wouldnt hurt just to be sure
i was thinking of getting some small patches since there are some softlocks
don't fuck with us, we have brain damage πͺ
there is way to play SoC on certain modpack i don't know i can name here, but it's rough ride so far
hm, alrigh. well, i dont want the hassle right now, ill do some research another time
rawdog it 
i think about this image sometimes
since that's possible pretty sure you can launch SoC on GAMMA somehow
would be fun, Strelok slowed with all that crafting and survival
ohh and we got wrong chat btw. sorry mods
i hope that even the worst of my opps doesent play gamma π, shouldnt have to suffer through that
fr
Nice AK
focused on the furry porn to not see the gun , good job Dry


AI face 
Maybe not that one
macaroni, hotdogs and ketchup is insanely based when ur broke
get out the public bathroom you fucking whore people are trying to pee
@fallow trellis grandpa reveal
Doggo
New nickname: Pickup
They dont Im actively filling every bottle of ketchup with arsenic

your mom ever be in a bad mood and just go arround the house look for things to be angry at?
Your mom asks you for something and you say "in a minute" and you come 2 minutes later and shes already doing it
"free"?
You mean "open source"?
as we say in britan
He doesn't get the joke where every gun is an AK
And anything smaller is a Makarov
Also I guess we allow cropped porn again 
What does the law state?
Ugi bugi
First time shooting the .50BMG upper on 1911 frame.
I did not really know what to expect.
First I wanted to try ammo with a hard primer but it didnt fire. Second time was a softer primer since the standard 1911 hammer does not have as much power as in most .50BMG rifles...
as you can see in the slow motion video the helmet was a good decision...
Bullshit
second time ive ever seen the avto spawn on a table
I was looking at that like, how the hell does he get a 50 BMG to go through a magwell?
thing's a sliding breech loader

Why he eat wasp
Humgy
I had a dream last night where there were these bug creatures on my bed. In my dream mind, I thought they were bed bugs, but idk what they really were. In my dream I kept waking up and these bugs would burrow into the flesh of my arm and there was blood all over my bed. I kept using my fingers to pry them out of the holes in my arms and squishing them, but more of them just kept coming from somewhere
very bad dream to have if you can feel pain in your dreams
cool
nurgle visited me
Which holes
Oh arms nvm
looked like a beehive
Thats messed up. It happens though.
** W H A T I F I C O U L D O F F E R Y O U S O M E T H I N G F L E X I B L E A N D L A R G E?**
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sounds like u were dreaming of the life of a south american jungle dweller lol
good i havent heard the owls in a while. where tf they been
Oh my god he shot it
https://x.com/DiscordThreats/status/1970897077254140257?t=w25ZU4o6ySfaJeWYanqa9w&s=19 guess where you're going
boomer ezio would have a pair of these
i'm already in brazil 
(psst)
Yeah, they don't make assassins like they used to
(slurp)
and we don't have X in some states/cities, so i can't even see that post lmao
as a brazilian i thought the meme behind "you are going to brazil" was because brazil has a very mixed population with basicaly everyone from the world here
here ucranian and russian immigrants drink beers at the bar
when internet celebrities talk about traveling, working, and meeting fans, it was somewhat common for brazilians fans to mostly ignored.
Thus, the meme.
https://youtu.be/vQEubVwz7Zg?si=zKtKrSlnl2Vx2e8L
Portugal are going to Brazil
Also check out the sequel, aka part 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wScA9s2y8c
Parody of this video (skip to 0:29 to find it):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2_K6QY8yDQ
I also had a weird dream and woke up screaming and fighting my pillow
Who won that fight?
the pillow rocked his shit
Yeah he got his ass beat
damn, pillow got hands
I put on my executioner hood and broke the pillow on the wheel
Idk why ive been so obsessed with the breaking wheel as of late
pillow made him bite the curb
Obsession with half naked men

I was screaming so ill give the psychological w
I like to admire their oiled muscles
Veggies don't do that dumbass
Xal is a veggie hater

How does Iedy know these phrases?

stumbled upon it while gooning
and if you type any nationality into urban dictionary, all you're gonna get are the most depraved sex moves

zimbabwe
@heady crow meow
Hiii
Do it
this fucker is so lucky
Make me
penned his face mask and he didnt die

i shit on all his teamates too
was that his health bar
or yours in the screenshot
his
@dreamy flax jugs
and it still fucking penned straight through
What the hell are you on about? If you don't have something worthwhile to say, then quit wasting my fucking time, you idiot.
ive once had to 1v6 because my teammate died before me in a 2v10
and i died against the last guy
Roll the dice sweetie
Hamma fute tot
i shit on this goober

im talking about players here too
the raid was in farm lockdown
legit went to grain trade center first thing in the raid
and then boom
you when you see tarkov but fun
10 other people apart from me and my teammate
fought those mfs crazy style still died
tomorrow im probably gonna grind abi all day
e sex lobby
oh yeah baby
i should run a t951 its ammo is fucking cracked
still waiting for the stupid lower to arrive
How is it so warm damn
is that the weird fucking pipe gun looking piece of shit
hows the fit
LGBTQ approved
what in the fuck
π«
Ham is queer? Thats new info
i think he was just calling you gae
Nah he himself approved it
bisexual because i do both yo mama and yo dada
otherwise straight
i left with the dad
honeymoon
i was a demon with that shit on mobile
i dont think i will ever install the mobile version again
idk i dont touch mobile games too much
i tried the division resurgence on mobile because it opened up for testing
and it stinked
mfs made the division 1.5 for mobile
it was originally for mobile for a couple years and i would have streaks where i would be gods gift at killing small indonesean children
and then just get shit on for the rest of it
this gun is fucking insane
it just has better 556
damn the fal is cheap
its cheap and its effective
I LOVE THE FAL!!!!
that looks like a chinese ar
and the fal is versatile too
you can turn the bitch into god's greatest sniper rifle or turn it into a drum mag blick
me personally i tend to make it a sniper/dmr
theres this fire ass skin out there for the fal
something with hunter in the name
it looks so good i found a guy with it once and i blasted his ass in northridge
this is the kinda build i fw
but i died before i got it out
you do not need to run a stock on the saiga
horrible
youve never had to even on mobile because the rpm is low enough that your recoil resets after every shot
run a stock be a decent human being
no
i know every spawn and loot location on farm
tehcnically the luckiest ive been was in farm when i found a thermal imaging system worth 1.3 million but armory is consistently good cash
ive walked out of farm on normal with 3 mil before
i usually just spawn in with my bro and just rush armory
loot the whole place and get out asap
big money
still havent unlocked tv station
gonna check that one out when i hit level 21
i think theyre opening secure ops for armory and tv station tomorrow actually
i might just try those to learn tv station instead of going in with my actual gear
it's definitely the number of aunts and uncles
get a visor on or something
unless youre not expecting to get domed
(you will)
i just got fucking head glitched
their head is glitched under cover
but they can see you perfectly and shoot you
so i couldnt even shoot him
in most FPS games, the bullets come out of your eyes, not the muzzle of your gun
Very exploitable if you find some sloped bit of roof
it's like how in COD your viewmodel is like, on your forehead
so you can see someone entirely even though they can only see 2-3 inches of you
because bullets come out of your forehead, not your gun
which is weird because bullets come out of your fucking gun in this game
shit doesnt even make sense
Wtf is this shit?
new whip acquired
they sold out to tencent
fuck you hesitated on pinging him for
@tidal trellis hi twink
go away mr
I'm busy!
@tidal trellis
Speaking of
cola bussy 
not mine!
I don't know how to drive
too scary
I'm just planning on public transport 
Ref, that was a foul shot
heavy is immune to gas anomalies
must be an artefact. he doesn't even have a SEVA suit!
no you're not
you're flop
heavy found to be in possession of 12 stone bloods
I aint putting myself into a high speed machine that can break bones of people at high-speeds and burst into flames
too scary to use
not what I meant!
you know like, occupied! doing something! 
you're occupied?
who is occupying you?
and where?
baited my entire team for the 2k
nothing more twink-like than being afraid of driving and cars
No-one? what are you on about!! I'm just doing something!!! 
I don't trust myself behind the wheel, too scary and I don't want 3rd party damages 
point is, I'm doing something
so shoo
you shouldn't work while somebody is occupying you
doing "something" hmmmm
Iβm something
salami eggs & bacon
that will not protect that thin sliced goodness from me
they can use tools now
there is milk in the fridge, but no cows in the field, you are hiding abigail shapiro under the floorboards, are you not
Huge honkers
what if he sticks his dick in the noose

The fuck is a bite request?
That shit can't be real.
can i have a little bite? π₯Ί
is cash soft currency
When it falls Iβm making my own forge
So I can like
Survive man
so i want a keltec pmr30
just go work at keltec
It ainβt look that high from the ground tbh
QRT: DailyNoud
24kGoldn reportedly went to the diving board at a pool today but was too scared to jump off. π
i already got a job
remembered why i dont go to tf2 silly servers anymore
whole fucking server talking about owl house and murder drones π π π π
ones even got a lisp
bro goes to a niche internet microcosm and gets weirdos π
owl house is a mistake
amphibia is better
amphibia was so much better
ANNE IM GOING TO SELL THE WORLD JUST TO PLAY DND
NO IM GOING SUPER SAYAN TO STOP YOU
sell the world?
sell the world!
or have i become invisible
scrolling through my phone favorites looking for a meme






