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it's not even close to his worst
the base model doesnt even have femonine features
These pixels on my screen will not fill the void in my heart
so is she just screaming the equivalent of the hard r at everyone

Pretty much.
: )
: )
they hated him for he spoke the truth
"may I have a glass of water" "please"
Yes chef
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d7PAWRP5tSY @stoic girder
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Doesn't seem like your hand was very heavy with garlic
youre a garlic
Time to make my house smell like garlic.
I want Romania wiped off the face of the Earth with this harvest
are you trying to attract vampire baddies
imagine putting garlic everywhere on your body except your peanit infront of a vampire
Keep the bloodsucking capitalists away.
peanit? as in peanitz?
heads or tails
Either way I am getting my dick sucked.
something anton chigurh would say if he was a gooner
what did you say
what anton said in that scene
I noticed two 8yo's playing mortal kombat 11 in one of the hotel ps4s with their mom watching
Lmao
@stone blade there are so many fucking cats
nation of cats
https://fixvx.com/BillboardChris/status/1969566386889638135 this is who youre talking to when youre in stalker gamma
This is what a psy-op looks like. This is who you’re arguing with on X.
https://t.co/8i6BPrqfeD
what a giant waste of valuable resources :/
god bless him
actually i lied
those are all xal's alts
so when one gets banned 2 more appear

@stone blade
Guy named Winter
Why did you get exhiled lol

bro went to nesebar for 3 days and became officially bulgarian
God bless
true
I found this shit
😭

Mfw the stalker discord has people talk about stalker in it
tomorrow I'm going deeper into nesebar, so far I've only been on walks through ravda
I dont understand the keeping the channels segregated
Its a fucking stalker server
It SAYS STALKER IN THE SERVER NAME you ahould be able to talk about it anywhere
softcore porn ✅
"stalker" ❌
Stalker porn?
and 80% of the porn is from iedy
Gamma server RP chat 
It's only a few days and they will lift your curse btw
Mods are cutiepies
Is there a roleplaying chat?
Was
I still have the screenshot on my pc from talkinglamma orwhoever that guy was with the werhaboo pfp
betiful eu funded parking lot
looks like a spot that used to have another apt complex they tore down
It was 99% men larping as women in fanfics
It was like
Awful dude
You couldn’t be likr “holy shit guys did you feel that emission?” Or else they would get mad
how much performance does the discord and steam overlay take i wonder
probably like a noticeable difference
ba ham
it cant be much bc i dont notice anything even when i play abiotic factor which taxes my system hard enough to where i get frame dips sometimes
altho i have a good cpu so maybe i'm just gpu bottlenecking
ca nam sa ma bat cu un caine

They should bring it back for april fools
Sounds like it was already a joke
they were all having sex
*allegedly
i wasnt there for it
"I'm gonna put my meat chunk into your empty"
and like
none of the mods were actually going there
ever
so it just happened for the longest time unbothered
until one of them accidentally misclicked on the channel
This was a full channel? Not like a thread or something
i'm gonna put my cock in your mouth.... stalker: shadow of chernobyl
yes
it was a full channel
no they didn't missclick on it
we forced them to look in there
first moderation in that channel and it was removed
I wish I could read bits and pieces from it
so the best of both would be stalker softcore porn
Jarvis , initiate GAMMA server protocol 69
iedy
is caligraphy a subject at the school if u know
they cancelled it for us or smth
poate era optional sau ceva pt profa de romana, materie nu exista
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't caligraphy handwriting?
eu n-am auzit de asa ceva ever , caligrafia e integrata in limba romana oricum
gen sa scrii corect gramatical etc
yeah pretty much , it's already like integrated into the basic language you do at school
lidl my beloved
ba de scris gramatical corect pot
da să scrii ca să se înțeleagă? 
da nu e lixibil
lizibil
sau ceva
scriu de parca sunt faraoh in egiptu antic facând hieroglife
pai nu mai scrie asa ca la bac te fut aia in gura
nu sta nimeni sa iti citeasca tie cacaturile neintelese stai calm :))
scrie drq cu stilou
@upper gulch @naive bison gumpbus airdrop
Cat
That cat has a bigger wardrobe than me
omg so cute
Tactical gumbus bomb
cu stilou scriu
da tot urat iese
acu am facut si eu mai bine sa scriu.frumos da anu trecut era caietu plin de hieroglife
GUMBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS
donte
📚 shaw
the last name of the fat kid on your baseball team
or
the [legendary] [prospect] that has a dog that’s grows faster than [the distance] of his swing
oh no strike 4 shaw [down on] strikes
“i will tell u joe, this shaw kid is [something else]”
not [in a good way] tho
bolognese preparation is complete and now it's only three hours of stewing left
garlic use: excessive
They call me the hydra
Literally no such thing
My rookie stalker running into three fucking pseudogiants in garbage
what does grok expect me and my rusty pump-action TOZ to do?
he expects you to die
well, not three pseudogiants
two and the little version that got added in a mod
the white one?
also upgrading to stainless steel skillet was so worth it
I swear the browning on the meat is better it's not coping
yeah no fuck cast iron
I get that it's cool and all but I can't be bothered with tempering and shit
"it takes a bunch of maintenance, therefore it must be better"
one of the biggest pros for stainless for me is exactly that, almost zero maintenance
correction
not garbage
truck cemetery
Ok but when you go camping and you cook some bacon and eggs on a cast iron skillet
I don't think I ever got a giantussy on garbage at all
A what
i got a giant in rostok
so basically same shit
is there any reason you can't do that with stainless?
both spots are garbage
did encounter one in rostok too
more resilient, and a fraction of the weight
oh, yeah
"better heat distribution"
on accout of the thiccness
stainless is lighter and that wouldn't be based to carry around
can't believe the hobbits carried a bunch of fucking cast iron to mordor
giants sometimes spawn in fucking dark valley that shits scary
When I started my merc playthrough one giant ran into the dead city base and killed almost everyone lol. Was a fun way to start
the middle age ended with the creation of stainless steel cooking kitchenware
and then teflon came and ruined it for everyone
I think they called it mythril in the books
mythril frying pans?
Yes honey
mythril chastity belt
How I imagine the mythril chastity belt
Yeah me neither
yeah ok buddy
I have a sudden urge to play a game where you're a wizard and every spell has some weird ass name like the tungsten ballsack one
racist too
Time your jumps 
you first
does that even do anything?
can actually avoid their stomps yes
which avoids the damage
which is how people knife them to death
is that a recent change?
I always did that before, but I can't say I actually believed it helped
its because it's dumb and it only works if ur moving upward instead of working whenever ur inthe air
Just parry them
I think its at a specific time if I'm not wrong instead of exactly when they hit the ground, I personally just gone around but, its do-able
lol
can I negate it entirely by slowly creeping up a slope or some stairs while fighting them?
no u have to be airborn AND moving upward
we need grok to come down here with the frame data and lay this shit out definitively
it is basically as soon as it hits ground
but doesnt make the hit sound
or maybe we need grok to change it so it actually works in a way that feels right
because as implemented it just feels plain wrong
if there were an easy and simple way to make it better, it would probably be better
smth like that yeah, couldn't fully remember but its tad finnicky but seen people do it for the one task in jupiter where you have to kill multiple giants
its somewhere in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat lying around the vid
or maybe this is just what grok considers to be appropriate difficulty
well
grok thinks that cats and dogs that can stunlock players and confuse npc's are fun
either way, if jumping is going to avoid damage it only makes sense that when ur furthest away from the ground you should be reducing damage
and that is not how it is implemented so it should change
even endgame me with a nosorog and magazine-fed shotgun would rather run into two chimeras than a pack of cats
yeah large packs of cats are just GG lol
i'll probably use the equipment wheel to put on that one anti-melee artifact for this playthrough
fucking hate cats and dogs in gamma
cocoon? nice arti
still better than anomaly cats 
they dropped you instantly
not to mention didn't even have 1-shot protection at full health
its been so long since i played vanilla i dont even remember lol

steam is just full of porn games
every time i check what is trending on steam i see a bunch of porn
Risky post!
is it? theres no nudes
be careful brainfarter
naturally, gooners are too retarded to be disgusted by AI slop
i think you just goonin
fucking ruining the porn sites for everyone else
The West has fallen.
acrually... it does. it's onl the left side of the screen and very brief but there is a pixelated dick lol
my doctor told me that I'm "morbidly a beast"
advanced strokers will be repulsed
never accept ai porn
I didn't hear him very well
I was busy eating a philly cheese steak sandwich
new games list is always an entertaining scroll
AI porn is a step too far, how am I supposed to jork to it if I don't know that women were exploited to produce it.
just imagine they held the voice actor at gunpoint or something
but if the voice is AI too
welp
but what if the VA is ai as well
then its joever
tyrone make that shit..
Ebonics bleeding through 
hatsune miku nooo
It's fop friday
but its sunday..
Timezones
timezones on the moon be weird
@prisma venture
"tryhard"?
how did you know
No they mean GG
i think xal posted that one once
YOU ARE A. KING. GG
ye
Sliding off like that with your bare feet must suck
Not the friction of sliding even
The last bit where they scrape on the edge of the metal
Ewww
P!8ball Is it over
:8ball: I hope so.
P!8ball Should I just pull the trigger
:8ball: Not in your wildest dreams.
You will suffer until you hit the end
should always have hope 
P!8ball shouls i bully flop instead
:8ball: The future is uncertain.
Then I take this future into my hands
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why!
P!8ball will i get vto tomorrow
:8ball: Certainly not.
fuck
start hallucinating a gigachad who beats you up
I dont need to, I am doing this fine by myself
P!8ball will my local gun stores have the specific ammo im looking for
:8ball: The future is bleak.
"Is the cure to male loneliness hallucinations of brad pitt?"
P!8ball will iedy ever stop gooning?
:8ball: Possibly.
Blasting ukrainian black metal into my skull pondering my future
man I am super tired
I think I'm couple degrees away from collapsing from exhaustion
you hear that?
someone is going to castrate iedy soon.
P!8ball will Iedy ever post hot men?
:8ball: Never!
P!8ball Am i still gonna die in a trench
:8ball: Certainly not.
god, I hope it's me
P!8ball The location was swapped?
:8ball: Hell to the no.
P!8ball will punished potatos be exhiled again?
:8ball: There is a good chance.
P!8ball Then where is my ass going to get killed according to you? A ditch?
:8ball: I hope not.
o:
P!8ball Is it over?
:8ball: I hope not.
The fuck you mean I hope not
P!8ball is it on?
:8ball: I hope not.
P!8ball Did my karma turn around so me and Artem will finally have the chance to meet?
:8ball: Maybe.
P!8ball If I get drafted will I be in the Royal Marines?
:8ball: I hope so.
Uh oh
P!8ball should I go fuck it and attempt getting into SF
:8ball: I think so.
P!8ball will i get pre-approved for a toyota camry SE on tuesday
:8ball: Quite likely.
bet
a what now? 
twinkerton
who?
you know full well who
you?
P!8ball will I have fun today
:8ball: I would rather not say.
bioshock lookin ahh gun
well...it's not that bad

ofc hell no
i ain't playin thi shi
saw that pfp from across the room and got nostalgic for a second
p!alex
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i smoked one joint last night and lost all my fucking gaming ability in the morning
i am so fucking shit it isnt even funny
youre done
never smoke again
games feel like a fucking foreign concept rn
i remember the first time i did acid, i was so excited to play games while tripping
i couldnt even look at a screen because they were too bright
much less my tv
im just getting fucking shit on
i feel fucking lost in a game i have 500 hours in
Playing total war attila made me realise how ass i am at RTS games
sounds like a recipe for nightmares
and im not even high anymore
i am so far from locked
if you dont have bad thoughts on acid you'll be fine otherwise the entire experience will revolve around that one bad thought and youll be in a spiral for 12 hours
Have you seen wesker talk about the umami burger
it does often mess with your sleep. a lot of people report they fall asleep easier than usual, but the quality of the sleep is much worse leaving them not well rested the next day
Umami Burger burst onto the scene in 2009, offering customers a unique fusion menu combining Japanese spices and ingredients with gourmet American burgers. The chain quickly expanded to become one of the biggest culinary success stories of the day, poised to take burgers to the next level, until it all came tumbling down like a triple stack with...
He literally sounds like him
this is why i stopped smoking cuz im all fucked up for like a week
do you have any health problems relating to mucus in the sinuses or lungs? a heavy head?
no
im just ass at everything after smoking last night
if you rarely smoke its not surprising to be off the next day. back when i first smoked i was different for the whole next 24 hrs after smoking
i take big breaks inbetween smoking because i get like this
the second time I tried pot, I was still fucked up 50 hours later
the autism related sulfur deficiency was probably the reason
i just feel like im in a fucking fog
yeah, it's kinda like that for me, but it's a comfy fog lol
im so ass at any kind of critical decision making
no brain and i cant aim
shits pissing me off
go play something relaxing instead
trying eating a meal with eggs or meat
i just made the most stoner ass meal
so im not gonna make another
i just devoured and entire box of mac and cheese
hi @visual stirrup
i drove back home last night high as fuck down pitch black roads with ass headlights
felt like i was driving through the void
irresponsible
i didnt see a single car
i was driving down trails pretty much
driving high as fuck with the music blasting on dark ass country roads. mmmm good memories
bust out the stalker lunch
this is so close to being a a proper italian sub
i wouldve been sketched out driving home when its that dark sober
and i was very sketched out
I do a little tomfoolery
Average Georgian
the worst is when there's a heavy fog in addition to it being pitch black
then driving is just terrifying
i just started driving with my high beams on at some point
cuz i couldnt see shit
just didnt turn them off
The best is when your high beams make it worse
i remember entering florida from georgia at 4 am sleep deprived in the middle of a storm and i couldnt see 50 feet in front of me, only taillaights and i was doing 120 in my honda accord weaving lanes
sometimes when its really dark ill turn on my fog lights just so i can see if im still in the fucking lane
2 years ago i drove home from a new years eve party and yeah my headlights were useless. all i saw in front was a wall of white. i actually had to get out of the car and walk along the road to find my turn lol
i only stopped when i hydroplaned from the left lane to the right lane without moving the wheel
ive done that going 80 down the interstate
while a bunch of drunk ass mfs are in my car
there was a ram transit van keeping pace with me
I hydroplaned last month doing 50mph on the highway. I just kinda spun and slowed down to like 20mph facing the wrong way. Thankfully it was like 3am and there wasn't another soul on the road.
ive never hydroplaned
like weaving cars at triple digits in a blinding storm with a cargo van following me
i cant do that again
it's fun if you dont crash and die
ive also never been in a crash that was my fault
That’s delightful
:.|:;
back when i was a new driver i intentionally hydroplaned on a deserted road a few times just for fun
learned a bit about how my car handles
probably wasnt the best place due to the deep ditch on one side, but hey i managed 
i should not have smoked last night im just fucking staring off now
man u got the paranoia gettin to u
no i just have no fucking thoughts in my head
relax
i smoke reefer as if it were oxygen just chug some water or drink some orange juice or a bodyarmor sports drink
i have lost all mental faculties
it's sunday. you got shit you need to do?
nope
then just enjoy the emptiness
youll be fine tomorrow
u arent exactly sober
you have orange juice in your fridge right
ur brain is still in a weird balance cuz of the drug so it isn't quite sobriety imo
i drank it all like the day before i smoked
just the fun part of the drug has worn off and now ur in the 'hangover'
but weed hangovers are pretty chill
i stopped smoking regularly years ago
i can see why
now i know why my stoner ass friends are dogshit at games
yeah weed isnt exactly conducive to top tier coordination and perception
it can be conducive toward hyperfocus for some ppl tho
im the hyperfocus type
i used to smoke and then drink monster and fucking shit on kids
now ill just have like 2 beers and play basically the same
i think i remember why i stopped smoking its cuz i feel like this after
I have never taken recreational drugs in my life. Not even a cigarette or any other nicotine product, nor alcohol. The worst drug I've ever done is Caffeine.
I just don't see the point.
Even the morphine I got in the hospital once didn't do anything besides make me nauseous and not even take the pain away.
ive done shrooms and had a horrible fucking time
what color is your hair?
some people are just naturally 'high'. for them i can see how they would look at drugs and not get why anyone bothers
auburn?
but some of us are naturally kinda low and the equation is different heh
hmm
I expected red
red hair correlates with resistance to painkillers
auburn is reddish
I have a ridiculous resistance to most drugs
but I have brown hair
I’m gonna
I mean I do have freckles and shit. I have a pretty high pain tolerance, but high sensitivity to it as well.
Gamble all of my money
i am not a lightweight
p!bj all
New game of blackjack started with punishedpotatos with a bet of 🥞4,000!
Press 👋 to draw another card or 🤚 to pass.
7❤ - 9♣
Value: 16
5♦ - XX
Value: 5
but anything other than alcohol beats my fucking ass
You lost 🥞4,000
7❤ - 9♣
Value: 16
Result: Loss, 🥞-4,000
5♦ - 2❤ - 4♦ - 9♦
Value: 20
It's hard to explain, but during surgery recovery I wasn't in very much pain at all (they cut through my abdominal wall and abs) but it just felt like I was super sore, when they expected me to be in a lot of it.
welp
community college for the kids, I guess
youll regret it
Alternatively, I found the dressing changes when they peeled the wound vac foam from the surgical incision valley not extremely painful, but just enough pain to be unbearably annoying. Same as when they had to use silver nitrate to remove some tissue that grew too far.
They let the lidocaine sit in the wound on my stomach for like 10 mins and it for sure did jack shit for me. Still was this stinging burning sensation that was annoying as shit.
is this u
thats the spirit
can't stand the taste of alcohol
is it basically just blue moon?
It's a corona that taste like lemon and lime
two shots of vodka diluted in 600ml of lemonade is still too disgusting for me
try a shandy
ahh ok so a bit more sour than blue moon i guess
whoa whoa i cant afford to be diluting my alcohol
They are also pretty low abv because it's half of a light beer
So when I had a couple cases I was drinking one for every meal
and I wouldn't even get drunk
ill just stick with normal corona and adding a lime slice
Well the sun brew is just flavored
It's not a shandy
these are so fucking delicious
4.2 isnt that diluted actually
if i ever saw this somewhere i would try it
but for just a tasty alcoholic beverage
but never seen that brand
10/10
i have it at gas stations here
You would like a tequila sunrise
You can’t even taste the tequila
Tastes a lot like grapefruit
alcohol locked me the fuck in
Pro tip: it does not
put me in evo
in the state he is in, i can see how it could help lol
i dont feel foggy and slow anymore
feel the aggression return XD
feel like i cranked my fov up
Gal thats a hard no
flop knows what's hard
mostly just weird. why is there a toilet on the skull??
lactose intolerance
bla bla lactose bla bla diarrhea
yeah i know, but putting on the top of the skull?
i guess they just didnt have enough room to put it somewhere that makes more sense
it does suit shine tho
all its got me thinkin is some kinda reverse skibidi toilet
ill rip out ur fucking nuts, sautee them in your blood, and then eat them slowly on toothpicks while i watch you bleed
Guh?
blood is a horrible medium
not oily at all
it can best be described as an "acquired taste"
nutritious tho
Exactly
like a wall yk
They're pretty solid
U can break ur hand if you punch it with enough force
another shitty performance of feigning "innocence", neat
flop would probably break his hand trying to pet a kitten
Allo bz
Wrong actually 
break your whole arm?
paralyzed from the chest down? how bad is it
I ain't a animal Mr 
I don't feign anything Mr, everything you see is genuine material 
it puzzles me that it seems reasonable for you to stubbornly deny everything and firmly believe your own bullshit, but that you never figured out to say, self-impose on yourself in the same manner that you're sexy and beautiful and definitely should hang out with women
why one delusion works and the other doesn't? some canon event?
because one delusion fits into the role he has cut out for himself to play while the other does not
accidentally clicked #🎨arts-and-crafts and saw #roleplay return from the ashes
terrifying
Bluey but it's dubbed in swedish
eh that role he plays so shitty might as well imagine he's a millionaire and a playboy too, why not
the rapture but only his braincells get taken
?
i agree. it's just that when we put ourselves into a role it can be very hard to get out of it, so adopting new thought patterns that would change it is serious work
what the hell are you talking about blur
It's not the rapture taking braincells it's the fact I got some shit stolen from me and some very sensitive documentation got taken too
Birth cert and et al
👀
Oh fuck.
People fuckin suck and if they compulsive liars even more so to not be trusted
alright burn california
So my trust of two individuals are in question
I'm letting the audio nerd shit and gear go
okay but what it has to do with bz land or rapture
I was asking how you were over there
wait is this just an elaborate turn into your daily trauma dumping
you hack
I AM ASKING, WHAT SHIT
WHO DO I ALWAYS LEARN SHIT LAST
Apparently someone claimed that the rapture of the planet is on Tuesday
Proud of you bro. Always let down
Who?
less goo
isn't it a common thing for your terminally christian country
for some nut to go around with some mad prophecy
man you got me all excited for some shit
the rapture before gta 6 is crazy
Who is this someone?
it was blur all along
West Coast might break off into Canada or Mexico
Mr busy, I have no idea what you're talking about
I am about 2 nanoseconds from collapsing so I'll just be going to bed instead of deciphering this
night
I swear if americans watch news less they would already improve their mental substantially
Rapture happens. Does this mean brainfart will be closed?
no it means we all die
Most of us are staying right here.
it's okay, at no point I've expected any coherent answer from you aside for the good ol "I don't know & I disagree"
You forgot the “guh”
I have a excuse
I'm incredibly sleepy
Well, biological immortality is on the menu.
no, it's another fucking bullshit of yours, because your answer would have been exactly the same had you been fully healthy and alert otherwise
For billionaires
you stupid fucking waste of anyone's time and speech
They can still get merc'd.
Better start drip feeding it or else.
please trump bomb the fuck out of pakistan on the off chance he's actually from there
Mr jewish pakistan man?
We are never getting the chance to retire 
But we will always have the chance to be retarded
it's still ways and ways to go, there's been a loud breakthrough after breakthrough which news shitlets love to spread, but the thing is, shit is complex and governed by a lot of shit. telomeres, senescent cells, epigenetic marking of the DNA, there's very impressive developments with all of that, and none of it is even close to a solid full package solution yet
nah I don't have any beef with quinn, he's a honest to god retarded brainfart heckler
but the helper gamer word has to go
also, provided billionaires have a black ops occult science that actually prolongs life reliably and by a good degree, we still have an ally on our side believe or not
cancer
A permanently living person is certain to become dead in character, and to prevent being pulled into his living grave, needs to be destroyed sooner or later.
sometimes i think about living forever and then i realize that is a curse
i think the best would be living in your prime until death, like peak physical condition
Ah yes, the multi-millenia Chinese search for immortality
Having infinite lifespan is ok if you have a way to log off.
back then you had to seclude yourself and drink mercury
this is what taking care of yourself is all about. not so much about living super long, but about avoiding the lifestyle diseases that make dying a really slow and miserable experience
ahh yes the imprisoned vampire princess meant to rule all the underworld
it gets to 112f where I live, you'll live
I'm gonna be working in the full sun
Tomorrow
Fuck me
drink water
Become water?
WHY COULDNT U GIVE ME A CIUPLE DAYS U RUINED MY BODY AND MY SKIN AND ABDOMEM JARRRED U UGLIER THAN SIN FREDO
cant be doing this no more government banned grass naps
talking about releasing ticks that make it so you cant eat meat anymore if you get infected
fucking vile
Wait, domestic or foreign?
Both
new hurricane just dropped
Allow me to give you a blast from the past:
Financial ruin speedrun any%.
Yeah show your work
i would think not since cornelius destroyed it
typical cornelius ate my homework excuse
hello
Three Body Problem
Humanity gets fucked by some angry Chinese feminist.
What did the author mean by this?

Are you playing dumb
Depends, which answer would make you more mad?
Figured
The author is Chinese so all female characters in his books are retarded.

I nut 4 times/day on average and have no idea what you're talking about
female in the chat
Ur telling me after the 4th one you don’t have a little ache
Never had it, is it good?
orange flavored things are kinda goated
and dominos cheap as shit so i got a litre of fanta and a large philly cheesesteak pizza
at 11 pm
hey i need clarification are you guys americans or european
the color of that fanta looks unnatural for an apple flavored soda
thats just me though 
what does euro apple fanta look like
no idea if it exists i only wver see orange and grape
yeah the one on the right looks like the eu one
also mexican fanta uses pure cane sugar
why is the american one like that
yeah ive heard the mexican ones are slightly not as shitty for you
yeah mexico is very particular about its drinks when it comes to taste
none of these are good but id take european over aaaannnyyyy of that shit from your side of the globe
Guys I found mechanicus yaoi
yeah i do it everyday when i plug in my headphones
that 3.5mm audio jack goes crazy
we have that too
where in scottishland?
i dont think this guy is actually scottish
i need to finish dl1 dawg
also i want bl4 now
i would wait for more updates
dont give loserz your money take it to the high seas 🏴☠️
hence the gif
im waiting
but dying light has my respect im gonna buy it like onsale or some bitch
no no hes got a point tho
deploy keelhaul
into the breast had a really good launch
i don't like all this dl glaze
and the map is huge
it's always the same shit
it's either completely deep throated or shat on no inbetween
no more " this is the good this is the bad "
critisism is dead and we're the victims
not this specific case
isnt that more YOUR opinion cause you let the media manipulate YOU into believing ppl are just glazing or just shitting on games
bl4 is good
but needs more updates
dying light beastmode is really good plays well even on the steam deck according to one of my friends
no
the average retards completely disregards bl4 cause of randy bitchford
or performance
but look at mgs remake
it ran like shit but people deepthroat it anyways cause it's mgs
same thing with new mafia
dog ass game getting glazed with overwhelming positive in 2 hours after release
that has to be just the media
no it's on steam
cause no one that i know thats played it like the game
it was getting review bombed with positive reviews that have like 1 hour tops
very sus
sussy baka walt
hello hungary
i glaze dl i glaze techland i glaze dl i glaze techland
Beast mode is good but also needs bugfixed
i did hear dltb was buggy but like
It's got the dl2 issue with zombie grabs being borderline magnetic
Literally interrupting half ur attacks to throw u in an animation mid fight
Dog shit
bugs arent even that big of an issue if they get patched
but zombie grabs sound gae
Dl1 atleast throws up a prompt to shove the mfs off u before they start biting
Also melee damage feels off and idk if it's just playing on brutal
A half rotten zombie really shouldn't take 5 machete hits to kill when I only have 100 durability
i feel like in nightmare on dl2 it takes 12-20 hits to kill one zombie sometimes so yeah
Even dl1 let you heavy attack heads off relatively fast into the game
theyll prolly make some balance changes soon
issue isnt exclusive to dltb
It's not nightmare tier but it's still not very fun with how many zombies it throws and how far they lunge to grab and how little damage you do
but i played enough that made me want to buy it
ngl i gotta start playing dl games on not nightmare
Also their grab range is basically the same as your melee range and I don't think weapon types change ur range
Heavy axe or small hammer they still hit like a foot away from you
like sure volatiles scary but also regular zombies dont want to fucking die
i mean its like taking off anchor weights playing on easier difficulties
or at least should be in theory if all you played is nightmare
Hey big guy
Good morning
you didnt have to do this to me...
god i want a remaster of that game so bad
or remake either or
I want to see that scrapped adams dlc
there was a scrapped dlc?
supposedly
yeah say it louder so the mods can hear you
I AM ON THE VERGE OF COMMITING AN ILLEGAL ACT BECAUSE THIS GAME NEVER GOES ON FUCKING SALE
AND THE DLC IS 25 BUCKS A POP TO 20 BUCKS
@ dry erm plz kill this user, thank you
cool game tho
i want to buy dying light the beast
say the correct name
but ive seen one cutscene and its so fucking cringy
The breast
the story isnt anything amazing
but gameplay is really good
Will the gameplay make me cum
dying light has always been kinda cheesy campy with its story
they cranked that shit up this time
kicking zombies off ledges makes me cum
he deadass goes you dont wanna see me when im angry
Drop kicking?
that too
dying light story was never the peak of it
Camp is fun bro
casual 184 bucks
the whole "unleash the beast" bit for this game has been undeniably mega corny tho
You don’t own rimworld
what a suprise
but its kinda funny so im fine with it
almost like i said ive played it and not paid it
paying 125 bucks on a game and not even getting all the dlc is fucking wild to me
theres a reason why dlc unlockers for payday exist 
yeah but it goes on sale
rimworld does not
dlc in payday will go on sale like 90 percent off
only goes on sale when they add a new $30 expansion
125 bucks not including the stupid name shit soundtrack and missing anomaly
im not even gonna buy this shit im just gonna reinstall kenshi
I feel like you’ve said that exact phrase before
kenshi my beloved
and kenshi goes on sale too


