🎪bruh-fart

[naive bison]

if you close off every pathway to recovery apriori

you're dead

[drifting mantle]

Oh they connect with nature all right

[stoic girder]

You need to chill Xal, you have been telling people to kill themselves the whole day.

[river zealot]

Is he wrong tho

[pastel quartz]

thats his thing

[wooden harbor]

xal just really gives up on life quick lol

[stoic girder]

No, but he is making me worried.

[naive bison]

@coarse bear @river zealot place your bets, will this have slurs

[chilly birch]

The point you're not getting is, people in mental health crisis are not thinking logically. Doing drugs constantly and killing yourself with it is obviously self destructive, but the way you're phrasing it is "Why don't you just stop doing it." which is unbelievably idiotic.

[river zealot]

Yes

[digital quartz]

he practically lives in this server 24/7 you should be worried

[drifting mantle]

no, also... As a jew, let me join your server

[idle veldt]

It can’t engage with you, it’s not part of its neural network

[naive bison]

i know why people dont stop doing it - it's because it feels good
i say DO NOT START

it's literally that simple

if you're so retarded that you can't know that drugs are bad

and have NO ONE IN YOUR LIFE TO TELL YOU DRUGS ARE BAD, SEEK HELP

you are dead then

there is no path to recovery

[chilly birch]

[naive bison]

you will smoke crack till you are dead

like i'm sorry

idk what you want from me

[river zealot]

You will never quit on your own

[chilly birch]

I'm almost speechless at how you said one of the most arrogant things i've ever heard lmao

[river zealot]

From shit like that

[naive bison]

i say "have agency in your life and do things that are good for you"

you say "but what if i dont have any and am addicted to drugs that feel good"

[river zealot]

You will have a group of people that are doing it with you, and see nothing wrong

[digital quartz]

he is young and terminally online

[prisma quartz]

professional advice: do not do fent

[naive bison]

YES

NO DRUGS NO ALCOHOL NO SMOKING NO VIDEO GAMES NO GOONING

CAN I GET AN AMEN

[wooden harbor]

more advice: do not spend much time around people on fent

[chilly birch]

It's wack how i'll send a message, and you quote it as if you were talking to a different person entirely, in a different conversation that happened a week ago.

[naive bison]

IF YOU DO OR PROMOTE THESE THINGS

FUCK YOU

[prisma quartz]

smoking drugs is cool

[naive bison]

DRUGS ARE BAD

[river zealot]

Mkay

[idle veldt]

Xalrider is not real man, it’s all an elaborate meme

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/weight-lifting-yourfriendsommi-sommi-crypto-worlds-strongest-man-gif-194287411927300254

gamma users trying to make the simplest argument known to man

[prisma quartz]

drugs are bad for you but also don't be a pussy do more

[solar breach]

i need to support joe camels cancer bills so i will continue to buy them

[naive bison]

whos joe camel

[solar breach]

i hope it kills me sooner

[wooden harbor]

this guy must really hate his shins

[digital quartz]

or his neck

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-camel-90s-hollywood-cigarette-cigarettes-gif-23643870

[upper gulch]

he does

[coarse bear]

What a newcomer needs to do to install GAMMA, apparently

[robust flume]

i smoke cigs cause i stopped drinking, working on cutting that down now

[chilly birch]

Yes, obviously. But I don't think you actually know what it's like to suffer from these issues, which is why you come off as a pseudo-intellectual dumbass lmao.

[robust flume]

people can willingly give up vices

[river zealot]

You are saying it from a cozy house, with no emotions behind it

[naive bison]

oh that's the guy who apparently in like 5 year old children was as recognizable as mickey mouse

[river zealot]

Emotions make people illogical

[prisma quartz]

replace it with porn

[digital quartz]

have you tried flavored toothpicks? for the oral fixation

a smoker friend of mine said it works well

[chilly birch]

"Why do people self destruct when they're going through a personal crisis? are they stupid?"

[pastel quartz]

nic pouches > smoking

[stoic girder]

We should medicate people to get rid of them.

[naive bison]

i grew up insanely fucking poor with a mother who couldn't go outside, don't lecture me about my life and upbringing thank you

[wooden harbor]

if ur worried about longevity, eat more fish!

[robust flume]

i have tried that, im mostly just cutting down the amount i smoke overall over time

its easier for me that way

[river zealot]

Sir i live in a warzone

[pastel quartz]

smoking > vaping🏳️‍🌈

[chilly birch]

All you're doing is lecturing people on their lives

Tit for tat

[naive bison]

pseudo-intellectual is when against bad habits

my bad

smoke crack

you know what i am PRO fentanyl

[river zealot]

I think i got it tougher than you, cracka

[digital quartz]

it do be saving you money too

[naive bison]

i think you should smoke 3 grams right now @chilly birch

you convinced me

your life is shit

smoke drugs

[chilly birch]

I see people shit talk you a lot and I'm starting to get why

[robust flume]

true, i only smoke american spirits, so those are the pricey ones

[upper gulch]

just start unfiltered camels

[naive bison]

i literally do not care, if someone can argue with me on how my take of "drugs are bad, do not take them, it's not worth it" then you are literally subhuman and not worth the effort

god bless you man

[prisma quartz]

ever notice how if you change out "Xal" with "Cock" his name becomes Cockrider

[robust flume]

camels and marbs taste fucking gross

[naive bison]

this isn't oppression olympics

[wooden harbor]

just smoke whatever grows where you live. it's free, and you might not die from it

[runic sorrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1313578339142860880/Softyak_ff53d5_9894490.mp4?ex=68ce4ee9&is=68ccfd69&hm=f72d5540e953aeecfd2a25ddb6015877cf231886bcecce5a43f488539256941f&

[prisma quartz]

it's very funny i think

[robust flume]

to me at least

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvxAILHT8YQ

[pastel quartz]

This mf is so right

cigars are tuff

[naive bison]

he was right for like 15 seconds

as soon as he started talking about cigars

it's over

back to romanian prison with hjim

[robust flume]

i got a bud that has a vape but he barely uses it, pretty much only during our dnd sessions

[runic sorrel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/603602280683405364/911491283875401758/Smoking.gif

[wooden harbor]

a good cigar tastes good too

[naive bison]

NEVER USE THEM

[drifting mantle]

Correct, you take a substance that will let you feel good... Better than anything else
In order to achieve that high again, you need to take the substance
You keep wanting to feel this good, so you take it again and again
Everyone knows the rest

It is retarded to even start with it, because ignorance is a bliss and you can't miss what you never experienced
Starting to take drugs is retarded as fuck...

[robust flume]

i also got a bud that has a giant ass cigar humidor

[naive bison]

SAME WITH PORN, THERE'S A REASON WHY SO MANY PRO-PORN OR SEX WORK ADVOCATES ARE FUCKING DEGENERATES THAT BELONG ON A CROSS

[stoic girder]

Your body keeps building tolerance because it wants to stay in baseline.

[robust flume]

its pretty cool, he actually found a cigar that had my name on its cigar tube thing, it was one of the grossest cigars ever lmao

[pastel quartz]

porn is good

Makes my dih happy

[naive bison]

guys weed isn't addictive, that's why every mf who smokes does it firrst thing in the morning

[drifting mantle]

Exacly, it's literally a devil's pact and everyone knows it's bad

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/rayleigh-gif-15868711733951601167

[narrow lotus]

just shut the fuck up and put the fries in the bag

[naive bison]

people like snoop dogg are so not addicted to weed they literally bring it to countries where you get prison sentences for weed, and use bible pages as rolling papers out of desperation

[naive bison]

OK SIR YES SIR

[narrow lotus]

everything in excess is bad

[prisma quartz]

miss when deals with the devil made you really good at guitar and not this shit

[narrow lotus]

porn, food whatever

[pastel quartz]

albert epstein entered the chat

[digital quartz]

it is impossible to regulate and self discipline, you smoke weed once your life is ruined

[naive bison]

DO NOT START THINGS THAT CAN GO EASILY OUT OF CONTROL
LIKE DRUGS ALCOHOL PORNOGRAPHY

[robust flume]

weed is a problem when abused yeah, but its nowhere near as harmful as alcohol or crack

[runic sorrel]

even god nectar water

[storm stream]

"ALBERT EPSTEIN"

[wooden harbor]

for some people, this is probably true

[naive bison]

BOTH BAD DONT START EITHER

[drifting mantle]

What about my monster energy?

[wooden harbor]

but other people are less prone to addiction and have better emotional support

[narrow lotus]

bad

[pastel quartz]

Monster Valentino Rozzi my belowed

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhnlUbKpltQ

[narrow lotus]

but i have a white one in the fridge

[robust flume]

if its the boomer juice its ok

[narrow lotus]

for tommorow

[naive bison]

ALSO BAD

[narrow lotus]

you have my full attention

[naive bison]

AFFECTS YOUR HEART AND SLEEP NEGATIVELY

[narrow lotus]

explain

[naive bison]

BOTH VERY IMPORTANT

[narrow lotus]

or im just gonna remove you from here

[digital quartz]

i'd say the vast majority of people can handle alcohol and weed just fine

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/motogp-valentino-rossi-vr46-podium-perfect-gif-13863331

best flavour

[drifting mantle]

God bless this man

[pastel quartz]

moto gp goat

[naive bison]

??? it was just a joke, chill man

[naive bison]

i dont think he's seeing heaven but he sure is funny

[narrow lotus]

today i demand blood and is between you Xal and Degtyarev

[naive bison]

ban him

[drifting mantle]

I CAN QUIT, ANYTIME I WANT

[river zealot]

No more mod abuse

Things are finally back to how it should be

[pastel quartz]

jus ban urself, end ur suffering

[river zealot]

Destroy the siths

[runic sorrel]

it taste ok

[fluid epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/997235750649208963/1418197998831144960/G22PostAssault.gif

[robust flume]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTlEV3m4mzU

[narrow lotus]

i tried, it doesnt work

[river zealot]

Mute both for a day

[pastel quartz]

rapes the ultra white flavour

[drifting mantle]

funny guys always go to heaven

[digital quartz]

fair is fair

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ae-DXusO2Pg

SHE DID IT

[narrow lotus]

i never had this

[runic sorrel]

i mean it alright but like i never liked Monster

[narrow lotus]

i dont think i can find this here

its no sugar so i wanna try it

[pastel quartz]

Its the yellow The doctor monster Rebranded new recipe

[river zealot]

Look all im saying is

[robust flume]

i like the white and orange monsters

[naive bison]

sybau

[narrow lotus]

oooh ok i had it

[storm stream]

how bout you try a woman instead

[river zealot]

Which political group allows more degenracy

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-pepe-the-frog-disappointed-disappointed-pepe-tired-gif-1482602579291311529

[pastel quartz]

no you havent it tastes so different now

[river zealot]

Or rather normalises it

[prisma quartz]

whichever one i belong to

[river zealot]

Jerking over sugar, while there are 50 chemicals there that give you cancer

[digital quartz]

maybe he is diabetic

[simple ore]

propaganda by the you know who

[robust flume]

fucking everything gives you cancer

[river zealot]

We dont do that here

[stoic girder]

There are microplastics in your blood.

Wake up and smell the ashes.

[river zealot]

I dont get the reference, sorry

[runic sorrel]

not the nectar of god

[robust flume]

im already gonna have cancer and super micro plastic brain, i don't think a monster energy is gonna do much more harm

[digital quartz]

you dont do diabetes?

[narrow lotus]

god forbid no

[wooden harbor]

there are a few known carcinogens, and a billion possible carcinogens, and since proving carcinogenicity is very hard to do, yeah assuming most things are giving you cancer is not so crazy lol

[prisma quartz]

he's diaiedic

[digital quartz]

dialectic

[grizzled meadow]

Who do we ban today

[storm stream]

imma fry some potate

[grizzled meadow]

Wind is first in line, perfect

[digital quartz]

Xal

[prisma quartz]

iedy

[runic sorrel]

you have plastic in your balls

[naive bison]

to be fair that's probably NOT that true

[river zealot]

Honestly diabetes here is an old people disease

[naive bison]

pricier energy drinks are less bad

[stoic girder]

Even vegetables contain carcinogens.

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-noooo-nooo-noo-no-gif-17139315586294057944

[simple ore]

me
And end my misery

[pastel quartz]

kong strong is the goat

[drifting mantle]

YOU STAY

[naive bison]

i thought this was druski for a second

[river zealot]

Do a wheel spin

[digital quartz]

are you saying they look the same?

[simple ore]

like a cockroach i'll crawl my way back in

[naive bison]

they look similar

[robust flume]

Can i 3d print bionicle pieces with the plastic in my balls

[naive bison]

that's why i distinguished the two

[fluid epoch]

I’ve moved on from micro plastics to macro plastics

[naive bison]

holyyy

[grizzled meadow]

The energy drink you can buy in every Lidl?

[wooden harbor]

trying to remove cancer risks from ur life would be an impossible task lol

[pastel quartz]

yeah

[narrow lotus]

@dreamy flax between @river zealot @naive bison @storm stream @pastel quartz and @robust flume who do you think is worthy of a pie

[grizzled meadow]

That shit is incredible

[stoic girder]

There is no way to study the effects of microplastics, because there is no control group

[dreamy flax]

Who the hell cares about who's worthy of a pie? It's a fucking pie, not a goddamn medal of honor! They can all shove it and figure it out themselves.

[grizzled meadow]

Fuck Ivan and fuck Monster

[stoic girder]

We are all contaminated.

[robust flume]

idk what i did to deserve anything lmao

[narrow lotus]

yes but chose one so i can hand in the prize

[dreamy flax]

Fine! I guess throw the pie at @storm stream. They can enjoy the sweet taste of mediocrity—just like the rest of them!

[digital quartz]

damn I can imagine insulin safety isn't the greatest at the moment

[wooden harbor]

just kidnap some tribals on some forgotten pacific island

[runic sorrel]

i mean if you want the samllest bionicle

[narrow lotus]

the clanker has spoken

[solar breach]

perfection

[runic sorrel]

MAN LEGO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BRING BACK BIONICLE

[simple ore]

the clanker trials

[robust flume]

ill make a matoran

[stoic girder]

They have microplastics too.

[river zealot]

There is a lot of weird shit with microplastics too

[wooden harbor]

probably not a significant amount

[river zealot]

Its weird to measure them

[stoic girder]

It's in the air and the water.

[pastel quartz]

boil in bag rice 😱

[river zealot]

And it's contaminated half the time

[pastel quartz]

you can literly see the plastic particles rain down when u open them

[prisma quartz]

you can still stratify by concentration

[river zealot]

The teaspoon of plastic is bullshit

I forget why tho

[runic sorrel]

rice bags ?

[stoic girder]

My kneejerk reaction would be that having high concetration of microplastics in your blood is bad.

[pastel quartz]

yea

[naive bison]

that figure was measuring like the fat in the brain or something like that

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/stallipiano-gif-8633409668543310298

[ruby minnow]

why tf is image inspiro still blocked

[naive bison]

i need to find the original

[ruby minnow]

@grizzled meadow fix this shit mane

[runic sorrel]

never used those type of rice, just use those 5kg bag of rice

[stoic girder]

I think it was lifetime amount or something.

[grizzled meadow]

Mistake

[pastel quartz]

im lazy ash

[grizzled meadow]

But a nice mistake

A literal misslick

[runic sorrel]

magot egg or micro plastic choose wisely

[river zealot]

Its weird overall, we don't really know if its bad for us or not

[drifting mantle]

p!8ball was it actually a misclick?

[foggy mantle]

:8ball: Certainly not.

[naive bison]

@river zealot

[river zealot]

And half the time we measure it, its contaminated in a way

[stoic girder]

"The human brain may contain up to a spoon’s worth of tiny plastic shards—not a spoonful, but the same weight (about seven grams) as a plastic spoon."

[wooden harbor]

even if they arent doing any chemical reactions, these chunks of plastic gunking up bodily functions cannot be good

[pastel quartz]

Thanks for raping my ears bro

[naive bison]

yeah as i said fake

[narrow lotus]

p!avatar 331338035104972802

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for idogzz

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[simple ore]

yw

[simple ore]

knooot knooot

[naive bison]

noose noose

[glad carbon]

this new update is pure streamerbait

[solar breach]

seems like it

[glad carbon]

"heres a mode where you play as a rat and a mode where an immortal snail follows you!"

like cmooon man thats some challenge shit skyrim streamers already do for viewer engagement

its gotta be streamerbait

[narrow lotus]

p!avatar 749199483589492788

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for zuzerto

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[narrow lotus]

[naive bison]

there goes another alt.

https://tenor.com/view/no-disappointed-smh-shake-my-head-oh-brother-gif-6826525774079143920

[prisma quartz]

Adolph rizzler

[deep topaz]

Looks like Dr Houseler

[naive bison]

is there a gif of this meme

[upper gulch]

what is that from

[naive bison]

idk use google

[fallow trellis]

sex

[upper gulch]

wdym use google didnt you take screenshot

im asking what paper that screenshot is from i want to read it

[naive bison]

cba pulling it up again

just search the quote

and u will find it

[upper gulch]

you can just do ctrl shift t

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/shitpost-gif-19749402

[arctic pawn]

entering the chat after a long time, first thing i see is a chad hitler profile

discord in a nutshell

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/dokibird-shock-shocked-reaction-vtuber-gif-3184297915140176134

[drifting mantle]

[high wing]

https://x.com/insaneposes/status/1969112152494494146?t=Xvb4SCZNWAcLlUdYHamquw&s=19

insane poses (@insaneposes)

X · Sep 19, 2025, 6:51 PM

[upper gulch]

i dont really see how a large enough amount could even happen because PE is too large to cross blood brain barrier and there arent any transport proteins (obviously) that move PE into the brain

also its fully saturated hydrocarbon so its non polar and hydrophobic

and solid at body temp

so it cant even dissolve into blood to get past blood brain barrier

and even then because is fully saturated and a hydrocarbon body cant metabolize it so majority of it just passes through the gut, and very chemically inert because is saturated

[naive bison]

is that Biggie

[fluid heron]

she aint going nowhere

[upper gulch]

i think itll work

[deep topaz]

Hopes n dreams

Or he hit one too many potholes and that's the state of the solid rock he was carrying

[drifting mantle]

I remember my dad sending me this pic with facebook likes in one of my selfies... Back when facebook was relevant

[pastel quartz]

are you that ugly? 💀

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-slides-table-funny-gif-6367194956862531950

[naive bison]

not nice

[naive bison]

silly guy

[naive bison]

i love the dramatic music

like he's doing fucking krokodil

[fluid heron]

typa shit i do

[high wing]

@narrow lotus when

[high wing]

erm noods

mids plz ban

[clear vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/brian-brian-family-guy-brian-griffin-brian-griffin-fat-fat-gif-9116488734944374103

[prime zenith]

hey peter

[pastel quartz]

sam hyde loves stalker? 😱 😱 😱 😱 👆

[naive bison]

you know he's not lying when he talks about them being barely functional sacks of shit

[naive bison]

@simple ore do you think sam hyde only played stalker after finding out the ending about a secret society trying to control everyone

[simple ore]

freedom vs duty is made up as a cover up

[pastel quartz]

i bet same hyde hates freedom

[naive bison]

sam hyde strikes me as the merc player

[fading mountain]

Sam hyde is def merc

[simple ore]

both of them suck

you can't play mercs in soc you gammatards

[naive bison]

he has allegiance to NO ONE

NEVER DID

NEVER WILL

IM A DOG

[fading mountain]

Ah so a loner ok

[naive bison]

sybau 🥀

[pastel quartz]

freedomers are waste of space weed smoking losers!!!

[simple ore]

dawg everyone in the zone is a waste of space

[fading mountain]

Freedom best

Just trynna chill

Comfy base

[simple ore]

loner or bust

factions are different flavors of gei orgy

[fluid heron]

bandit or nothing

[glad carbon]

i busted

[pastel quartz]

duty best

[fluid heron]

bandit and duty

[pastel quartz]

gavrilenko duty goat

[naive bison]

useless retards

[quaint ore]

Krylov is the true hero of duty and Voronin must be deposed

[simple ore]

both freetards and doody are waste of space and resources

"noooo my gei orgy is better than yours"

[naive bison]

what resources

[quaint ore]

Duty has retarded leadership and freedom has retarded ideology

[simple ore]

people

literally wasting resources on pointless fighting

[quaint ore]

Seriously do any freedom fans actually fuck with freedom ideals or are they just in because of the shitty memes

[naive bison]

true they could have sent that money to Israel instead

[simple ore]

imagine going to the zone
making it past military only to day for a shitty dress up faction

[pastel quartz]

ong

[naive bison]

i do not support this image or meme

what i said was a joke

[pastel quartz]

why is brainfart the best channel in this discord

[naive bison]

i condemn this

i condemn everything controversial

[drifting mantle]

Because mostly based people use it

[simple ore]

condemn yourself then retard and save us from your misery

[fading mountain]

I like freedom cuz they chill and just wanna live with the zone instead of fighting the innevitable. Enjoy time with bros, playing music, shooting wildlife, smokin weed and enjoying life

[naive bison]

not very nice

[quaint ore]

As a wise dutyer once said

"Zone is not a fucking reservation, there is only death around."

[simple ore]

true based bandit

[naive bison]

i am not controversial either

i just say the truth

if you disagree with me - you do not live in reality

sorry

[simple ore]

said the pixels on my screen

[quaint ore]

Also the ward is fake and gei

[drifting mantle]

The Pixals

[simple ore]

leader dude is kinda balling tho

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker-2-korshunov-colonel-korshunov-ward-gif-7609651101951900652

[naive bison]

whats the ward

[storm stream]

Anyone who goes to the Zone is either a criminal or on a mission. Freedom is just Merc + Bandits, those mfs raped Hip. Fuckem

[pseudo robin]

grok plz add gun i like from tarkov

[simple ore]

[quaint ore]

@river zealot I want to make a new duty flag, lets see the colors

Red and blac- oh hi bandera.

[simple ore]

stalker 2 faction
came and cucked both duty and freedumb

[pseudo robin]

whats the command for the magic 8ball again

[naive bison]

what do they believe in

[simple ore]

uhh idk they have multiple bases
mostly works as bodyguards for circaa

[pseudo robin]

duty is down horrendously bad rn

[simple ore]

true

[naive bison]

i condemn this

[simple ore]

why

[naive bison]

fym why

[simple ore]

it's just windows 7 bandera edition

[naive bison]

now make it with other controversial figures

[quaint ore]

He is russian remember

If he says something good about bandera he gets sent to the front

[simple ore]

i no understand sir
i western i just make joke trust

[pseudo robin]

if he doesn't FSB agents will be at his address within 10 minutes

[naive bison]

wasn't he a nazi collaborator

why would i say anything nice about him apriori

[storm stream]

Who/what is bandera?

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[quaint ore]

He was sent to a concentration camp

[naive bison]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

[naive bison]

does that disprove what i said?

[quaint ore]

Also he was an avid germanophobe

[simple ore]

who tf is this

john wikipedia

[quaint ore]

So yes it does

[naive bison]

was he a nazi collaborator?

[quaint ore]

No

[storm stream]

💀 bro linked the front page of wikipedia

[naive bison]

i'm not googling his page

[naive bison]

yeah go use it

[naive bison]

as in i think it may actually get me put on some list unironically

[quaint ore]

He abused tf out of his ties with waffen ss to steal guns from them and front them to OUN

[storm stream]

oh I see your point

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/literally1984-1984-big-brother-gif-23819293

[quaint ore]

K so clearing up history

-hates germans
-hates poles
-hates jews

Typical slavic villager starter pack

-joins anti polish resistance in lviv
-WW 2 starts
-kinda works with germans until he goes fuck it and begins pushing against them
-builds up a big force of insurgents seeking a fully independent state by stealing weapons shipments meant for 14th SS division
-gets caught then sent to conentration camp
-ends up in west germany after ww2
-keeps helping ukrainian insurgents
-killed by the KGB

Very abridged history

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-doakes-squint-stare-suspicious-gif-14432154109786838518

[quaint ore]

Schindler worked with germans too

[naive bison]

me when i kinda work with the nazis

unlucky

[quaint ore]

Do you want for me to make a list of people who "worked for germans" mainly to fuck them over and get insider knowledge

Anyways

Balls

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-doakes-staring-suspicious-memes-gif-9038143639402170425

[narrow sorrel]

The romanian who stole the ball

[naive bison]

the joke is it looks like goatse

[narrow sorrel]

[thick wadi]

[narrow lotus]

[prime zenith]

:pepeAngry:

[dreamy flax]

📚 coop

A [coffee poop].

While [originally] thought to by synonymous with moop, it is clear that not all moops are the result of coffee and not all coffee is consumed [in the morning].

4 cups of coffee puts me in [the bathroom] all morning with a [terrible] case of [the coop].

[naive bison]

https://youtube.com/shorts/nmfTmKALWOw?si=HYMKivIvTjSDdS_F

BABY CORN

[wooden harbor]

almost as funny as watching a fawn play with my cat

[shadow wyvern]

hes so fast

[naive bison]

Did you guys see the news this or last week about video of a ufo deflecting a hellfire missile?

All that makes me think is "are the Epstein files that bad?"

No one gives a fuck anymore since these fuckass alien ufo videos from the military keep coming out when something controversial happens

[wooden harbor]

the military always has some of those to show off

and they never lead to anything of real substance

would not be surprised if most of them are bullshit

also anyone got any tricks to get a cat to come home? think one of ours ran away for some reason :/

[upper gulch]

yes get in a car and drive around till you find it

if you dont find it just assume is dead and stop worrying about it

[prisma quartz]

just let them chill outside

[wooden harbor]

considering its mostly forest around me, a car wont be of much help

[prisma quartz]

when they wanna get back they will

[upper gulch]

then just assume is dead and stop worrying about it

[wooden harbor]

its barely been 24 hrs

i dont write them off that fast

[upper gulch]

that's why you worry about it too much

[wooden harbor]

well i had one disappear for three days before and come back

[upper gulch]

yea but if you thought it was dead you wouldn't have thought of it for three days then it comes back and you go wow it isn't dead

[prisma quartz]

yeah just let them chill, if they get mad cat pussy and don't wanna come back then let them have it

especially in a forest you don't have to worry about them getting run over

[naive bison]

Bro what ad did I just fucking watch

[wooden harbor]

losing a cat is not quite the same as losing a piece of luggage

[naive bison]

CLANKER EROTICA

ON MY SHORTS?????

ALO

[glad carbon]

xalrider when he realizes a double agent has to work with the faction he's subterfuge-ing

[naive bison]

"How will this help us sell vodka?"
"Vodka?"

[naive bison]

Bait not taken

Goodnight everyone

Its 1 am

@narrow lotus https://youtube.com/shorts/YLMjAqQ1x1w?si=kgif7gelNQIsXQuq
Yes... cases...

[solar breach]

my greedy ass bird despite giving him a little chunk of poptart is looking at me like im gonna give his ass more

[idle portal]

gambling and tits, perfect for getting people to click

[naive bison]

Does anyone have the video of different stalker factions reviewing goofy burgers

"The Saturn burga...."

[storm stream]

https://www.instagram.com/aikuros/p/DK0SApKsuCO/?img_index=1

[naive bison]

Very cute and nice

[naive bison]

Long aah video 💀

[simple ore]

by the third world 🥀

lmao

[deep topaz]

(((Indians)))

[simple ore]

sure buddy

[naive bison]

Too close to home?

[simple ore]

at least im not a 4th world russian

[naive bison]

Sounds like coping

[simple ore]

sure thing buddy

[naive bison]

Maybe even seethinf

We're not destroying anythinf

[simple ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/546727346355568652/1296950998295777300/giphy.gif

[naive bison]

(At least not in America)

[simple ore]

fix your G key retard

[deep topaz]

It's funny how the "x world" thing came about by who were the major players in the world wars and the cold War, yet it's still stuck around

[lapis zinc]

Wouldn't Russia be 2nd world

[deep topaz]

1st world just means you're either USA or Russia

[naive bison]

On mobile

[deep topaz]

2nd world is their allies

3rd is neither

[lapis zinc]

Alright

[simple ore]

fat fingers

[deep topaz]

So like, Thailand is a 3rd world country

[lapis zinc]

I misread the message twice

[naive bison]

Yes if anyone knew how first second third world categorization worked

[lapis zinc]

Ok

[naive bison]

No, pretty sure first world is america aligned in cold war, second is Russia, third is uninovled

[naive bison]

You cant call them that anymore

[simple ore]

[naive bison]

Oh I misread

[simple ore]

clear your mind

[deep topaz]

No idea tbh

[naive bison]

[deep topaz]

I just know USA and Russia were the big players

[naive bison]

Why dont we find out

[simple ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1413829973193654272/1417934061434831008/brandbird.gif

[naive bison]

Google it and post it

[deep topaz]

Everyone else is either 2nd or 3rd

[lapis zinc]

Cuba also did a surprising amount of meddling

[deep topaz]

People often use the term “Third World” as shorthand for poor or developing nations. By contrast, wealthier countries such as the United States and the nations of Western Europe are described as being part of the “First World.” Where did these distinctions come from, and why do we rarely hear about the “Second World?” The “three worlds” model of geopolitics first arose in the mid-20th century as a way of mapping the various players in the Cold War. The origins of the concept are complex, but historians usually credit it to the French demographer Alfred Sauvy, who coined the term “Third World” in a 1952 article entitled “Three Worlds, One Planet.” In this original context, the First World included the United States and its capitalist allies in places such as Western Europe, Japan and Australia. The Second World consisted of the communist Soviet Union and its Eastern European satellites. The Third World, meanwhile, encompassed all the other countries that were not actively aligned with either side in the Cold War. These were often impoverished former European colonies, and included nearly all the nations of Africa, the Middle East, Latin America and Asia.

[naive bison]

They wanted to kill Castro so many times they made a cod game about it

[naive bison]

Yeah basically what I said

[deep topaz]

If they wanted to kill Castro so bad they'd use a gun instead of trying to poison his milkshake 50 times

[naive bison]

First world = america and allies
Second - USSR and allies
Third = everyone else

[drifting mantle]

I ain't reading any of that, but I assume it supports my point

[naive bison]

Tbf he was moving like Gus Fring in breaking bad

Randomly walking away from the booby trapped car

[drifting mantle]

I thought it had something to do with europeans

[naive bison]

He lost weight

[deep topaz]

If they had time to booby trap everything and had active networks in the country, they could've just killed him

I know that they couldn't be directly at fault, or WW3, but like, if he died for ANY reason, Russia would've pointed the blame anyway

Unless he literally tripped and fell off a balcony and a camera happened to be watching

[naive bison]

This sounds retarded

[deep topaz]

It is retarded

Stupid island was a skip and a throw off of Florida, they had to be covert or else world go boom

Better that they didn't succeed

[wooden harbor]

castro was a G. didnt take no shit from us

sorry we are such shitty neighbors cuba

[deep topaz]

Castro is cool and all but all the threat he had was because of Russia

And the nukes they were provided

Otherwise, not a big deal

[drifting mantle]

Castrol?

[wooden harbor]

and why did they provide cuba the nukes?

because we had positioned nukes close to the border of the USSR

[deep topaz]

Because Cuba was 3 inches away from the US and could strike the capitol

[wooden harbor]

the russian decision to put nukes there may have been retaliatory

[dreamy flax]

📚 third world

Derived from a time when [the communist] states were referred to as the [second world], the third world is the less economically [developed] countries that hugely rely on richer countries

[The Third] World is all poor because of the [richer] [countries].

[deep topaz]

Yeah both the US and Russia were trying to aura farm and it almost cost us the planet

[wooden harbor]

ahh im sure some inuits would still be ice fishing like they always have

[deep topaz]

They would nuke Antarctica just for the laughs

[wooden harbor]

us 'civilized' people would be living in garbage heaps tho XD

[drifting mantle]

I assume humans will go extinct via a very fitting end

[wooden harbor]

the one they fear the most

[drifting mantle]

Fuck around and find out kinda deal

[wooden harbor]

a slow decline that ends quietly with a whimper

[deep topaz]

We step on one wrong mushroom and the mycelium network takes over

[drifting mantle]

Like a Virus?

[wooden harbor]

like a species that failed to adapt to changing climate

people love to think about the quick apocalypse, but a slow, boring one is no fun at all! lol

[prisma quartz]

bro just turn the ac on lmao

smh

[drifting mantle]

I doubt there is anything quick enough, that prevents humans from adapting.
Apart from something like radiation

[wooden harbor]

we cant just 'adapt' our basic needs away

if something makes it too hard to meet those, we die, and the earth has been thru dramatically different climates before

[prisma quartz]

yeah but not in like a day

[simple ore]

took a relaxing shit

going to the toilet is like music production
pissing is the singles
shitting is the album

[drifting mantle]

I believe humans will off themselfs directly by accident. Completly on their own, without the climate or something like that...

[deep topaz]

Whenever I have to shit it feels like my body temp increases by 5 degrees

[prisma quartz]

you might have fecethermitis

[wooden harbor]

yeah the way people make it around this type of shit historically is they see the writing on the wall and they move somewhere else, which we would do unless something pretty extreme happened

[drifting mantle]

I will not be baited into picking up my own poop

[simple ore]

what

[prisma quartz]

if farting is the ringtone i'm getting so many prank calls

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus

Destiny looking for his new girlfriend at the school playground be like

What is this image even supposed to convey, intimidation?

[prisma quartz]

the closest thing that comes to this is this i feel https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volcanic_winter_of_536

[deep topaz]

A volcanic winter would be neat

[drifting mantle]

I'm pretty sure I know what we have unleashed here

[deep topaz]

I'd love to have winter for a full year

[wooden harbor]

amazing what a change of a few degrees can do to society

[naive bison]

That ai picture makes him look like an exhibitionist about to unleash his cock to someone

[pastel quartz]

ya allah👆🏴

[fading portal]

what is that hair

[deep topaz]

If you really wanted to unleash terror in a city, literally one guy getting sniped would shut it down for like 3 days

[naive bison]

I condemn this video

[wooden harbor]

^ combine propagandist

[fading portal]

combine traitor...

[naive bison]

AI

[narrow lotus]

Wtf is wrong with this retard man

[storm stream]

how bout you condemn fatigue and go sleep

[narrow lotus]

Holy shit waste of air

[deep topaz]

We've released the pee pee poo poo man

[fading portal]

can you fill me in on the details

[narrow lotus]

I will condemn Xalrider and sleep gn

[fading portal]

I don't know who this is

[narrow lotus]

No i go sleep

[fading portal]

https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-daniel-hentschel-drink-sad-alcohol-gif-8450873665900658636

[naive bison]

Thats a true

[naive bison]

Idk I have lots of energy today

I didnt even drink anythint caffeinated

[narrow lotus]

[naive bison]

What

[wooden harbor]

maybe that is related. caffeine really just takes energy from future you and gives it to now you, but then future you is just more tired. at least that's my take

[pastel quartz]

not as many as you sir 🤓

[naive bison]

I condemn the use of slurs in this video

[simple ore]

ooooh it's the shitty streamer lmao
i thought it was the game

[naive bison]

No lol

[prisma quartz]

it's not a slur it's just a fun word

i wish we could use it more tbh

[naive bison]

Not mutually exclusive

[pastel quartz]

this dude abandoned his wife and kids for camgirls and of models and underage twitter girls

[prisma quartz]

how can it be hateful if it's so fun?

do these liberals hear what they're saying??

[simple ore]

i do

it's pretty fun

[narrow lotus]

I will allow this one

[pastel quartz]

thank you papa

[simple ore]

nepotism

[narrow lotus]

Destiny is a bitch fuck him

[naive bison]

Worse than a bitch - actively evil

[simple ore]

can i say it if it's directed at specific people

[wooden harbor]

it never ceases to amaze me how the dumbest of mopes with money, wife and kids, and then throw it away

[simple ore]

@ grok F||riend||

[fading portal]

what did he do

[naive bison]

Have csam, justify and advocate for political violence, generally degenerate freak

[simple ore]

what is csam

[wooden harbor]

csam? is that like a kind of missile?

[naive bison]

Child sexual abuse material

[simple ore]

i knew it was cp related

[naive bison]

Nudes of a 17 yo

[pastel quartz]

cp but lawyer terms

[deep topaz]

It's in the cyberpunk lore

[fading portal]

wow

why is this guy still alive

[naive bison]

He didnt know she was 17 but he thinks because she is involved in a court case where she is related he has to keep it

[deep topaz]

Isn't it crazy how people can get caught with csam and never go to jail or get killed

[naive bison]

And then copes out by saying "I never said I have videos of her on my pc"

When in conversation with the guy who broke the story

"Do you have videos of her"
"It depends"

[simple ore]

depends on what bro 😭

[naive bison]

And then later "but yeah I save everything in case its needed for the court case"

[simple ore]

depends on if you like cp or not

[naive bison]

He basically said something like "if I knew willymac was recording I would phrase things differently"

WHICH MEANS FUCKING LIE

[simple ore]

why did he even say that

is he retarded

[pastel quartz]

destiny have eyes everywhere, he gonna bring up the brainfart chat and doxx you

[naive bison]

Depends on if willy wanted to swap some like Pokemon cards

[simple ore]

im at his wife's house no need to doxx

[naive bison]

Yes

[fading portal]

would it be too extreme to skin him and turn him into a table

would that be bad

just asking for a friend

[simple ore]

why do you wnat a table made from a pedo

[naive bison]

He dated a 19 year old after saying 19 year olds are like children to him like 7 years ago

He was in his late twenties then

[fading portal]

at least they'd contribue more to society (holding my tea)

[simple ore]

im like the reverse
i only like bitches 10 years older than me

[deep topaz]

Anyone less than 25 is a kid imo

18 is way too young to be an adult

[simple ore]

i agree with this

[naive bison]

Thats what he said, and then started dating his ex wife when she was 19

[wooden harbor]

late 20s dating 19y/o is a big stretch but not that bad. it might work

[simple ore]

next year it'll be 26

[naive bison]

Not when you compare them to children

[deep topaz]

I was absolutely NOT ready for any responsibility when I was 18. A lot of people are that way

[wooden harbor]

well im not taking his words as having any value here lol

[naive bison]

You basically call yourself a pedophile based on your personal morality

[deep topaz]

That's how a lot of people try to justify it. Oh you're really mature for your age, etc

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-jeffrey-epstein-j-jeffrey-sigma-gif-405083941180536765

[naive bison]

Lefty streamers:
"Pedophile or terrorist supporter. You have to call it."

[deep topaz]

Don't forget welfare warriors

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-javier-bardem-no-country-for-old-men-coin-flip-call-it-gif-22017620

[naive bison]

Oh yeah

Unemployed or pedophile

[simple ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1016427370195976434/1369213816013066292/strashno.gif

[naive bison]

You either die a xanderhal or live long enough to become destiny

[simple ore]

xanderhal my goat

the first funny streamer

[naive bison]

CHERRY I WILL BE HOMELESS CHERRY

[deep topaz]

It's crazy that the current welfare system lets people mooch off of it forever

No limits

And them mfs make more money than me

[simple ore]

his gf was stealing his money to buy crack and cheat on him

i can't even feel bad that shit so cartoonish

[naive bison]

What was the name of that other lefty streamer

Who like bragged about his traditional relationship

But then turned out his wife wanted to do onlyfans with like 5 black guys where they fuck her and piss on her

[simple ore]

[deep topaz]

Holy fuck we're so back

[naive bison]

I forgot his name

[pastel quartz]

he started rapping after this happend

hunter avalone

[naive bison]

Holy shit
Do not redeem

[naive bison]

Yes him

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/flashing-toilet-laporta-barca-gif-23561948

[naive bison]

Holy fuck I would actually kill myself

Unironically

To be this embarrassed

[deep topaz]

I'd fake my death and go live overseas

[simple ore]

can a man recover from that

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND2JItahlWc&list=OLAK5uy_lcmQaoEUhWBkq7ikven9d_Fc_WUdJ18UI 👂 👈

[deep topaz]

Dagestan 3 years and forget

[pastel quartz]

he deleted his rap channel 💀

[naive bison]

Imagine after like 5-10 years of living peacefully someone goes "are you the guy that got cucked by 5 black guys and they pissed on your wife after?"

[deep topaz]

I'd have to get someone to give me memory loss somehow

Completely separate from my past self

[naive bison]

What if you get shown the video if you say "what? That never happened"

[simple ore]

you have to relive that memory

i would write a letter that says "kill me if i get dementia"

[naive bison]

Luckily most breadtubers I know are so broke now they have to put fries in the bag

That one that made a hitpiece on xanderhall

The bald British one

[simple ore]

bunjie ?

[naive bison]

That said xanderhals wife didnt put cooked food in the fridge because capitalism doesnt give enough time for reproductive labor

[naive bison]

Dj mule

[simple ore]

idk him

[deep topaz]

Idk how anyone survives on min wage. I make like 500 a week and it's barely enough to just do a car payment and put money in savings

[pastel quartz]

welfare queen streamer

[naive bison]

That guy literally went so broke and depressed he had to get a job and on his commie podcast they say "what was the most based thing you did this week" and he said "shower"

[simple ore]

he also went crazy after the balenciaga shit

[pastel quartz]

Do you watch chudlogic bro?

[naive bison]

Yeah why

[deep topaz]

Communism would be cool if the endgame of all systems of control wasn't totalitarianism

[pastel quartz]

all the things you are talking about he covered on stream

[naive bison]

I love retarded unimportant drama just laughing and pathetic and evil people

[naive bison]

The gock watch

[wooden harbor]

and also if humans weren't, you know, human, and could actually dispense with tribalism, religion, and desire for property

[pastel quartz]

the 17 year old gock 💀💀

[naive bison]

What

[pastel quartz]

he was tryna rizz up a 🏳️‍⚧️ back in the days, she lied about her age turned out to be 17 then tried to expose him and failed

[simple ore]

i think i saw that

[naive bison]

Oh yeah thank god, I thought I was wrong about that drama and he was a pred after all

[simple ore]

and isn't it a 30 something posing as an underage

[naive bison]

First ever politics streamer to disengage when some minor lied about their age

[prisma quartz]

everything would be perfect if humans were more like my city skylines sims and not fucking annoying and needy

[simple ore]

so true...

[pastel quartz]

now he appears to be anti gock on stream but deep down he is a gock muncher

[simple ore]

everything would be perfect if i was in a postition of power

[deep topaz]

Anyone who needs a lower kit, this is a steal

[naive bison]

You cant be an ex chaser

[naive bison]

First rule of business as king of the world?

[deep topaz]

Banana stipend for everyone

7 bananas a week

Vote Schleppa for president

[naive bison]

Thats a fucking lot of bananas

[deep topaz]

You can voluntarily reduce your banana stipend

[simple ore]

i was gonna ask what's a gock then i put the pieces together

https://tenor.com/view/boneworks-kms-suicide-cockandballtortureisfunnyhaha-revolver-gif-19983342

[wooden harbor]

i was thinking no property taxes for those with single properties they inhabit, but 7 bananas is good too

[simple ore]

you already know baby

[prisma quartz]

kill all children (to troll the pedos)

[naive bison]

Happened to me once

I googled what that is

Dont do that

[simple ore]

it's over

i remembered that one twitter embed that you love

[naive bison]

[deep topaz]

7 bananas is way more value

[naive bison]

?

[pastel quartz]

even my baby bro 😢

[simple ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1278041913827528704.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=JokergeNo

[deep topaz]

31 bananas a month. Think of the banana bread

[naive bison]

Spit out

[deep topaz]

Banana pudding

[wooden harbor]

and the monkies would love it. bananas everywhere

[simple ore]

p!banana5

[foggy mantle]

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[naive bison]

@simple ore you didnt answer

[simple ore]

i did

[naive bison]

No

[deep topaz]

I think I would be a caring leader. You either get 7 bananas or 3 pounds of rice

Per week

[simple ore]

no bait for you mr

[naive bison]

That sounds like a lot

[deep topaz]

It is a lot

[simple ore]

can i get 5 bananas and 1 pound of rice

[deep topaz]

No worrying about food ever again

Yes you can do a 2 banana to 1 pound of rice exchange

[naive bison]

No

[simple ore]

[deep topaz]

You can choose between filling or sweets

The choice is yours

[wooden harbor]

holy shit sweets? ok im voting u king of teh world

[naive bison]

Are you bombing a country

[simple ore]

not A country

plural

[naive bison]

[deep topaz]

Madagascar annihilated

[wooden harbor]

well if ur king of the world it's all your country

[deep topaz]

No more funny animals

[simple ore]

hell no

it's a landmark

[wooden harbor]

and ur just gonna leave australia there as some kind of cruel joke?

[simple ore]

that is a good point

[naive bison]

Why are you bombing the eifel tower

[deep topaz]

Bros gonna nuke the wailing wall and the kabbah

[simple ore]

no im melting it

[deep topaz]

Religion war 3

[simple ore]

and make it more useful

[naive bison]

I condemn this message

[simple ore]

calm down dawg

i was gonna bomb france and the koreas

[deep topaz]

Could you imagine what would happen

It would be chaos

[simple ore]

no

[pastel quartz]

i aprrove this message add al aqsa to the list

[naive bison]

Both koreas? Tf did the south do

[simple ore]

i don't like them

i don't like south korean culture

[naive bison]

Why not

[simple ore]

north is self explanatory

[naive bison]

Why not

[simple ore]

it's dogshit

[wooden harbor]

pretty sure it would speed up the inevitable destruction of a certain small but very aggressive nation....

[simple ore]

and actual dystopia over there

[naive bison]

In the south?

[simple ore]

yes

[deep topaz]

Sometimes I wonder if it's really as bad as they say in the north

[simple ore]

they have a suicide bridge with motivational shit to not kys

[wooden harbor]

we wont ever know on this side

[naive bison]

What's wrong with tbag

Japan got a whole forest

[pastel quartz]

it is bro gooning is illegal

[deep topaz]

Yeah cause it's ULTRA CAPITALISM 4.0 where you work 18 hour days in the Samsung factory

[simple ore]

it's usually younger peeps

and the japan one is more well known

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205760412507840572/1382867848552124488/1x.webp

[naive bison]

You know its absolutely dogshit when not a single video of north Korea ever produced has more than three cars at rush hour on the road

[simple ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205760412507840572/1382867848552124488/1x.webp

[wooden harbor]

japan is a model of how to handle depopulation imo. they arent going totally batshit insane, just quietly mothballing towns as needed and trying to keep the economy afloat even if it cant grow properly

[naive bison]

And you know its dogshit north Korea propaganda influencers do tours of grocery stores showing "guys look food with have many food :) "

[deep topaz]

Pretty small country. Don't need a car

Use a moped like everywhere else...for some reason

[prisma quartz]

ofc they have food their leader is literally a superhero who saved millions

[naive bison]

No mopeds

[glad carbon]

@simple ore gey

[naive bison]

Humans aren't motivated by rationality

[simple ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/546727346355568652/1296950998295777300/giphy.gif

[naive bison]

They would buy cars if they could

They cant

Therefore no cars

[simple ore]

im motivated by love and friendship

[deep topaz]

If I didn't have to drive 15 minutes to my nearest grocery, and 20 minutes to work, I probably wouldn't have a car

[wooden harbor]

well they would buy cars if they could and the facilities to support them are available

[naive bison]

Same

[wooden harbor]

cars depend on a vast infrastructure to function well

[naive bison]

Its like heroin to me

[deep topaz]

The funniest part of NK is the weird fake internet

[prisma quartz]

ngl tho one of the first things i will do is make insanely aggressive anti data collection laws and make data brokers illegal

god i would be an awesome god emperor

[naive bison]

The hotel room with a non functional radio that has 30 suspicious wires going into it

[deep topaz]

I'd imagine they have radio

They have TV

[simple ore]

they have bootleg angry birds

[pastel quartz]

they do, but only 1 channel

[naive bison]

The radio is a listening device is the accusation

[deep topaz]

Yeah you use the radio to listen to the radio station

[simple ore]

someone smuggled a north korean tablet

[wooden harbor]

one real wire, 29 dummy wires. just to make things fun

[naive bison]

I can find the video

[pastel quartz]

and at night its just static same with the radio

[deep topaz]

It's a listening device

[prisma quartz]

is cartoon network?

[simple ore]

or a phone i forgor

[simple ore]

no the game

[prisma quartz]

wrong reply 😔

[hot solstice]

thank you so much for once again explaining the joke

[naive bison]

Its gotta be fake but I saw a video saying the phone automatically takes a screenshot like every 2 minutes

[simple ore]

there phones that do that

my friend had one that randomly started doing that

[naive bison]

Np it was meant for SPED kids like you

[hot solstice]

love you too bbygirl

[naive bison]

Your bro is a nk spy

[wooden harbor]

just cut a hole in my pants pocket so the state dept gets a snap of my balls every 2 mins

[naive bison]

Hard labor camp 15 years

[wooden harbor]

worth!

i may die in agony but they will forever remember the guy that sent the govt hundreds of ball pics

[deep topaz]

What are they even doing in the labor camps

What gets built

[stoic girder]

Doohikies.

[hot solstice]

gizmos

[deep topaz]

Gadgets

[wooden harbor]

idk but in gulag archipelago i remember him saying often the soviets wouldnt even have any real work for the inmates to do. they would just give them some pointless task

[stoic girder]

Thingamabobs.

[hot solstice]

contraptions

[deep topaz]

Hello comrades today you're rolling a boulder up hill. Like sisyphus

[hot solstice]

your task today comrade, make big rocks into smaller rocks

[wooden harbor]

whew, thats a lot better than when they had us make small rock into big rock

[stoic girder]

They were made too busy to plot revolutions.

[deep topaz]

Tomorrow you glue small rock back together

[hot solstice]

weekly rotation of rock resizing

[deep topaz]

I think at that point I'd rather just do something legitimately productive. I'll make you some stone bricks

[wooden harbor]

gives them a sense of PURPOSE?! wat

u dont break ppl by giving them purpose

[stoic girder]

Remove them from the general population, give them hard labour to keep them tired and malnourished.

[deep topaz]

Just break them mentally by only playing one CD of music forever. And it always skips on one track and they don't fix it. So you just hear the same word for hours

[wooden harbor]

yes of course, but im talking about the mental aspect

they are there because they are (potential) dissidents. you want to break their spirit

[stoic girder]

Evil overlord 101.

[wooden harbor]

so giving them tasks that are insulting is a good choice

[stoic girder]

Most of them were nerds too.

Oof.

[wooden harbor]

yep because its nerds that dont know when to stfu

average people sense danger and shut up. nerds are like 'well lemme test to really see....'

[stoic girder]

They think they are the smartest in the room because no one is speaking up.

Having intelligence actually means being able to manifest beneficial outcomes for yourself.

[wooden harbor]

and also means you are automatically threatening to anyone that just wants people to do what they say

[deep topaz]

Erm achthually, I'm going to correct this political officer immediately!!! He'll know I'm a true party member!

[wooden harbor]

that is basically what happened to Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

he was like 'no officer this must be a mistake i am no dissident'

and they were like 'LMAO nobody cares, get the fuck in the train car trash'

[stoic girder]

What a dumbass.

[deep topaz]

The last thing a person given a position of authority wants to hear, is that they're wrong

They will shit kick you out of spite

[wooden harbor]

if they are a shit leader, yes. but good leaders exist too, sometimes

[deep topaz]

I don't mean a leader, I mean a thug sent by a leader

[pastel quartz]

albania method