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Yup
Its shit
the chair that gives you ass pain
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you'd know

Cuz i sit on these chair for like 14 years
14 years of ass pain
Yup
yo thats sick
level action shotguns
2 shots then you jork it

playing amara
why is her slam attack hitting the ground with both fists like a gorilla
the one shot jackobs shotgun has been the best non legendary shotgun in bl2-4
no
it hasnt been
bl2 it's ravagers
which are torgue
nah coachgun
@dreamy flax how do you dispose a 70kg pig carcass
I see, not playing that game are we?
gaige coachgun best
coach gun is 2 barrels
ravager is 4 and it explodes
and has more than 1 shot of ammo
How we doin today
Cute catto
Ugly ass cat fuck you
ugly fucking cat

Randy wanted this
Hi ledy Hi ham Hi Shifty Hi Xalrider
alo
Ola
hello
what video is this from
thats funny
no idea
Trump: Companies should no longer be forced to "Report" on a quarterly basis

I'm boutta start airshipping friends outta the US
oh no
bad for america
π₯π₯π₯
isnt that bad?
Means probably time for companies to lie more
Idfk
Stop
Yeah trade school
Trade school?
Wot
cant go 5 seconds without sugar
what about extremely niche guns like the fn fnc, imbal Ia2, aug, galil, ak 74, ak 100 series, and so on
Fucking hell...
ππ
this is a very eastern looking school
playing bl3 with dialog skip mod
listen, you're free to martyr yourself but leave me out of it
game is like at least 80% better
Cuz it Is?

Don't ask a question, even if it's rhetorical.
Me being literal will be LITERAL
How's the hellhole today
Although the entire earth is a hellhole
FNC basically M4 but with slight worse stats
Imbal Ia2 basically an FNC reskin
AUG gun that shoots slower when aiming
Galil basically an AK but with faster fire and cheaper
AK 74 bad guy starter gun
AK 100 idk
bit louder than usual
the bad guy starter gun? ak 74? no thats the AKM
AK100, it's like a Honda with a spoiler fins and a glass pack exhaust
see what it does to people?
The worst
and the AK-10 series, the aks that the kalashnikov concern produces now
Like I said
I rarely see a game with AK100 series tbh
It's a Civic with some body mods
So far lately is COD
The AKM would be an AK 47 reskin but still becomes the best gun stat-wise and a end-game unlock
π
tarkov
So AK 74 is more suited for starting 
Battlefield 6 has kinda close but its AK200 series
no, AKM, the actual bad guy gun
PP-19 Vityaz is best AK
ak-74 is the standard russian infantry rifle in the 70s-80s along with the AK-74U for the Spetsnaz
taken from soviet troops in the 80s
those are the reverse engineered ones
ak-103 from PSA
based
Lots of healthy learn juice
AN-94 
I'm a simple man
I want an M4A1 SOPMOD Block 1 with an M203 UBGL
aek971>
best we can do is a tricked out UMP 
damn we werent even allowed to whip our phones out during highschool
kids have it easy these days
I have a few more, ar-18, ar-108, hk 33, L85, Beretta Ar-70, sig 550, daewoo k2, scar and extremely niche bullpups like the tavor, ots-14 groza, dessertech mdr and fn 2000
oh, and the keltec sub 2000
The fuck kinda teacher do you have, that this is how y'all are sitting?
kids have it easy
Real
So what
do french people all recognize the famas? 
Just get gut unc
true, back then they were allowed to hit kids
oh dude i was hit alot
But to be honest we have school from outlast
i would always get hit by the teach with chalk and black board erasers
and i had to walk to school
Doesn't matter, I'm sorry that the teachers have given up on you
I'm not gonna mention that because its not worth mentioning in my opinion, the first famas, really dumb, three round burst 25 something magazine, it took the FAMAS g2 to make it adapt standard nato 30 round mags
I only know like the scar and F2000 but I'mma try
Scar basically a futuristic gun but not much else
F2000 most expensive and op gun in the game
the FAMAS variants with the rail instead of a carry handle are cool though
They dont give a shit
but the first one? doo doo
If u are normal they let u pass
No I mean it doesnt have the same household recognition outside of France I think lol
yep, for a reason
If u do shit like that they make sure u fail
Probably because it's like in Germany, they can't do anything these days
back in my day we had 1 morbillion homework and 12 classes each day
They can
the ar-18 was the gun that the IRA used during the troubles
being a teacher today is like living in hell
teachers cant do shit anymore
Shitty teachers then
they even have a song for it "my little armalite" is what its called
would u rather work as a teacher or retail
my mom is a teacher
i see that shit first hand
idc retail still
I would be a teacher, always

i'll never be a teacher
We are here 3 years
i'll kill a child
they bought guns like m16a1's, ar-18's, and even barret m82s, which it was a new gun for the time yet it still ended up there
And with out that paper u can't do shit in here
you guys trying to be wizards or something tf is that
did you know, buying a balaclava is illegal in ireland, and amazon isnt allowed to import balaclavas into the country
for obvious reasons
The existence of the IRA/Hamas/PLO connection continues to keep me up at night
it help me sleep at night
not that hard to make balaclavas
yes but then you can arrest anyone with one
just get a sock poke holes and have ur cranium be reshapen as a vertical watermelon
is that why they just wear womens hosiery on their heads now? 
get your grandma to make you balaclavas
when she was still alive she made socks
which is close enough
just get a really big beanie 
considering the IRA isnt around anymore
they dont need them
are beanies contraband in ireland
are you sure about that
The troubles are over
don't think so
stupid law bro
beanies can be balaclavas
thats not the first time a stupid alw has been passed in the british isles
not really, I mean the the IRA isnt really gone, just stopped with the carbombs, due to the treaty
you mean a nike looting mask
im not bald or have curly hair idk what kind of beanie that is
I mean yeah, you can cut holes into them
not well versed in being ashamed of by scalp
looks pretty normal to me
geoguesser time
https://i.imgur.com/3MgaHt4.png
shadow man
gman
Yup
@drifting mantle
Yes?
U see my school
yeah atleast it isnt bad as this
Liminal spaces
Yup
Safer than a US School for obvious reasons
Yes
Two girls getting held at gunpoint then idk something something they fuck him
4chan had it posted long ago
sort of, its one of those really bad but good because its funny, look up "Oblivion NPC dialogue- you are stealing?"
I thought they catch him trying to rob the place 
Yes
bros uni is a subway station
Idm
he tries to rob them they dont give a fuck and say they'll cal the police he agrees to get fucked so they dont call the cops
i was wronf about the first bit close enough
gg
watch it, the acting and line delivery is really funny
at some point they say "he has a dick" but they say "he has a dik"
Its not uni π₯π₯
how's middle school going
and "what? you are stealing?" to "what? you are stealink?"
Yes, it's very schoolish 
ouu shit my bad
the line delivery of "please, dont cal the palice, I dont want to go back there" and the zoom in to his lifeless eyes
sock
the fucking pantyhose balaclava thats been shittily cut out is taking me out bro
(it wasnt worn)
pantyhose, not a panty
no idea
beaten again by facts and logic
Pantyhose because it's a sheer fabric that goes over both the legs and pantyline
Leggings are thicker material
Then thighighs are just the pantyhose without the middle
How you not know this @vast wren
π€¨
get out womaned
sometimes
people lie
and they are so convinced of the lie
that they dont bother to keep up the lie
im on princess azula tier manipulation timing
I just don't provide a source, because it gets ignored anyway and doesn't change the opinion of the other side
ur being extreme
Source: it was revealed to me in a dream

i can't get things from yall by being a lowkey snake shit like i can in real life like favors and free gas/food/weed
Many such cases in retardfart
ur views dont fit with mine ergo ur a racist
Counterpoint, you're a libtard
I am the based chad conservative
you have pronouns
It's not a pronoun
you have pronouns!
It's a German phrase to remember, to always use the S when you talk with pronouns!
I'm out of school for so long... I don't even know why we used that, but I remember... It was important
I don't understand how english works, I just use it

I spell english how it sounds you must suffer the konsequenses
I dont use them
poeple mostly use them with skirts, whenever I wear a skirt, I don't use them
pretty simple I think
I just see poeple use them
@vast wren
forgot the whispers and the phrases that make no sense, and sometimes the phrases that do
to make you visualize it better, try imagining loud whispers coming from seemingly nowhere, and phrases with differing tones to what it said, that sometimes have no reason and sometimes too specific
it tells you "turn around" you turn around the cow is doing nothing
do that again over and over
Hello chat
hello
Baaaad to the bones!
fuck i want a dr pepper
drp epper cherr yvanilla

dr pepper is mid asf
I like the cherry one
God damnit I walked into a spatial anomaly again
Very American, I only ever drank it once as a kid
anyone else have a bias to a specific pen brand?
Dont leave until you found the longbow
I always prefer the Pilot G2 .07
anything that doesn't dig into the fuckign paper
is that the sanctuary crater
I picked a random screenshot 
is that 0.7mm or 0.07mm?
no critiques like how smooth the writing is?
0.7
Reminder that you can make your own shit. Reposting the pic for those interested 

cause dude, I dropped one of those things on the ground tip first accidentally multiple times, the writing was just as smooth
pilot g2's are goated
In cheaper pens, the ridge that holds the ball is often sharp and scratches the paper
fucking annoying
yep, thats why you go for the mid range higher quality ones
and the writing is rough, it feels like you're writing on sandpaper

"Death pool"
Shows an image of batman
thats venom what r y u on
Nah, thats clearly Catwoman my dude, need to get those eyes checked
that is Killa, the Interchange boss from the hit game Escape from Tarkov
what do you write, anyway?
I have to note down whenever I feel somethings off mentally on a patients notebook
"patients notebook" bro is psycho fr
so if I ever lose my shit, they find my notebook and try to figure it out, a thing my therapist suggested I do
Sir, that is Master Chef from the Hello games in which he fights the Flourrunners with his ai assistant Courtana
I am paranoid shizophrenic
write a manifesto next
I'm supposed to write down everything that I feel are off mentally
thats the looneybin for me, I have to say these things in my next therapy session
well do it in silence
so are you doing well, or na?
yep
Nice to hear 
anyway
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This game is digital terrorism
Imprison Randall Pitchford.
Just play anything else lol
am tired boss
You have more than 30 years of gaming to explore, it's like a library, maybe you'll find something that you never tried and you may like it
Wtf
Reasonable comments in our chat???
What is going on
Randy Pitchford and Neil Druckmann are tumors
Kill Todd Howard
Yeah
TLOU1 being a sucess only cause someone had a leash on Neil's ideas
But once that leash was off, TLOU2 happened lmao
Dunno why Neil wanted to write a revenge story so badly that he killed an sucessfull ip
Ok chill
@regal thorn @narrow lotus drinking a nice double pula 

Pula? It clearly says pull
energy drinks r fire
I think pula is one of the words in Romanian
Same meaning?
Pull and pula?
Enlighten us @naive bison
it's a good practice generally for anyone because when your thoughts and feelings are put that way outside your head somewhere, you have a chance to access them later without emotions and prejudices and go "wait a second this is silly why did it bother me?", the only difference is, for some artyom it's gonna be like "I was farming that tarkov boss for six hours and got nothing this fucking sucks my day is ruined", and for you it may be something like "I have zero proofs for it, but my neighbour is definitely spying at me", so it's more important for you to catch that shit immediately
It's a fucking Energy drink, what do you mean 
im tired hitler
I wonder if this gif is allowed
@river zealot caught a stray
I wanted to post it like 7 times
blood posted it
I guess we'll see 
It is
Oh yeah mods never posted something only they could get away with

Has been posted several times before
As if that one modder guy wasn't furry posting
its also because of that why my meds got stronger, I listed down auditory hallucinations even while on meds and thats why they prescribed me stronger meds
busy is obsssed with me, let the lil guy be
he needs a father figure
last I checked, the ones they prescribed me now are used for psych ward patients in straitjackets to keep them sedated
@narrow lotus when he posts footage of a crewed tank being fuxcking exploded with a ATGM
I needed some random example and he was right there, like some pencil on the table
Lowtiersniper
He woulda say, "you worthless bitchass (fella)" at the end
"Get that ass banned"
all this writing down and control may seem bothersome and useless, but the doc is not a psychic and can't read your mind to fix shit if it goes south, like with the hallucinations, so that helps a lot
almost there, sniper basically described how ltg would elaborate on telling someone to hang themselves and somehow involve their mom in it
"Hey ltg how's it hanging?" You know what's hanging? My big fat nutsack over your mom's forehead, get that ass banned.
its also if I do lose my mind, they'll know what disturbance caused it when they find the notebook because I conditioned myself to write whenever something was off mentally
I get it
@narrow lotus https://youtu.be/R62Gsgl6kL8?si=MARqe3d4NiQ5YDJy
Got diagnosed thru youtube today
Saar please help me I'm indian
Music:
Stalker CoC Ambience
THEY GOT ME
now tell me stella, what is this "brainfart" you mention in your notebook? its mention precipitates almost every case of your condition worsening

the bs piles up even higher
There are thirder world countries than us
nothing on here causes any disturbances, I take everything on here with a grain of salt
What
fake phobia
even schizos know better than to trust or care about brainfart
Second world dissolved and we became a worse part of the third world 
does that make regularly baited by cockrider froggert below schizo
How
Obsessed
big cope
Has me blocked and keeps my Dick in his mouth 24/7
but true
what causes real disturbances is when the meds dont work, for example, even when I took my meds, I still hear auditory hallucinations
Not falling for it

Keep walking πΆ
i wish you a good day
even normies get the thoughts they don't like and want gone, but brain doesn't work like that, the best way of negating something is accepting it and moving on
do the hallucinations cause any harm? do they really need to suppressed?
oop, I have hallucinations today, okay, noted, moving on, I should harass my bottom husband, the weather is nice today for a walk
if I do that, I'm gonna end up in the looneybin
So sad to see thousands of people hating on Randy Pitchford when it should be millions
in a straitjacket
Psychiatry fart
Nooooo dont touch the millionaire π₯
He's my comfort character
they dont shut up, a mix of whispers, random phrases, screaming, laughing sometimes someone saying "jokes" that are too specific, I call those ones comedians
I'm not saying you should pretend they don't exist or don't do anything about it or keep quiet about them, I'm saying that getting upset at them happening is actually making things worse
try hearing that for the whole day
you cant focus, and sometimes they make it worse, when you're under intense situations, they just tell you to do the opposite

kill pepal
wit hammers
imagine how noisy it is in iedy's head
just his energy-fuelled inner romanian screaming I WANNA JERK OOOOOFFFFFFF all day
but he just doesn't notice it
what the fuck dude
helping shifty with his homework at least
I learned to not just listen to them, but when they dont get what they want, they start screaming, the whispers get louder
just tell them to piss off idk
so I really have to take them meds
fight back
children moment
the radio can be deafening as all hell, but it is stella who is still at the helm
what are you guys talking about
Achlles was angry because Hector was the most honorable warrior he ever met and it had to be his enemy, everyone else tried to weasel their way , lied and were cowards , but Hector faced Achilees immediately even tho he knew it was a losing battle.
they say shit like "they'll never believe you, go ahead, scream, tell us to shut up, see what happens"
sounds like they a buncha bitchees
man I should take a vacay
my first 1 week vacay i son 24th october i have to survive until then
taking the meds make them go away
and sometimes the meds dont work, but they prescribe me stronger ones when they read my patients notebook
you arent saving your vacation days for 1.0?
I'll try to take a week at 29-5 because gods be my witness my brain is all mushy from this wild ride
no we have set vacations the same time kids get them
15th november is in a weekend anyway so no biggie
yeah and youre gonna be sick for the following week anyways
so sad
but I'm still not in a straitjacket, looking at my husband through the screen of a door in a soft room, so I'm still okay
real i know u need it bz
bitch move on their part
until the next shitstorm is upon ye workplace
real
my own children behave better than the poeple in my head
and my children are just 2 years old
just wait 12 years

if it were the balkans give them 6 more years and they'd be chainsmokers
wait until they start discovering life and start doing dumb shit and cry because the green crayon is missing
actually its france give them 5 years
I already have them hooked on french revolution documentaries
they wont turn out like normal children
the shitstorm is going rn because I'm still trying to finish the monthly accounting report for the department, while making a statistics analysis for two clients' promotion for the duration of 3 years, while doing regular promotions for the client, while needing to make a big list of channels and promotion conditions for their next project in a week or two
thats good to know
youre gonna make the ultimate junior high school history nerd whos into video game music and sabaton exclusively

why are you raising them autistic
setting them up for failure π£οΈ π£οΈ π₯
or the next napoleon
who knows honestly
theres two of them, they're twins
napoleonS
and girls
they're ginger
what do you expect
right now they're both consuming the same content
Its so over
I'm ginger, look how I turned out
its already over
My condolences
its ok, some people are born in slavic countries. It could always be worse
if I showed them napoleonic war documentaries though
I'm showing them french revolution documentaries

get them on total war napoleon when they can grasp a mouse
the rest will sort itself out
so likely robbespierre
show them the founding of the USA
5 minutes of giggles for bruno
years of napoleon indoctrination for poor twins
@grizzled meadow
I had a pc built just for them, it has forza horizon 5, brick rigs, war thunder, total war: napoleon, and hearts of iron 4
so far they only figured out brick rigs
holy shit its over
its over for them
does hoi4 have tno installed?
cant tell early
Dead-end type family. Congratulations
not this early no
I assure you they'll either be schoolteachers or historians
well, if they study history itll prolly be school teacher

if they can figure out how to play hoi 4 in the first place
they're just babies, they can build a basic car in brick rigs
give it a few years they'll know how to play hoi 4
whatever chance the kids have to be healthy and okay, if they're starting playing fucking hoi 4 from a young age, they're NOT gonna be okay
its installed on the pc just for them, if they can figure out how to play it
then thats the case
and theres war thunder there too, if they figure that one out
then its really cooked
you find your credit card -50000 dollaris
all gone on warthunder
stack that with the documentaries I'm making them watch instead of nursery ryhmes? they'll be really smart by the end
if they can figure out how to read a credit card
this is some indoctrination shit
i think if they learn war thunder they can learn how to read a credit card
government project of creating 100% autistic people
thats like giving a child weed and a lighter and seeing if they can manage to roll a blunt and smoke it
it isnt, its implying I'm forcing them, I turn on french revolution documentaries they watch, voluntarily
if they can figure it out, then its something to be worried about
this is sad
we live far away from the city
THEY CAN'T EXACTLY VOICE ANY PROTEST OR TURN IT OFF NO?
no chance for socialization with neighbors
they're still learning alphabet by the way
I even heard one of them say something that resembles "monarchie"
this is like watching the titanic crash happen in real time
is stella making sleeper agents wtf
it isnt all necessarily bad
@narrow lotus @pale ingot @stone blade 
ce plm 
a dat sa fuga pe acoperis sau ceva
da a uitat ca e in america si peretii sunt din hartie
they're learning alphabet, french and complex phrases at the same time
they're gonna turn out smart
trust
do you atleast have subtitles on during the documentaries?
aftermath
he fell into the conferencce room, but this is all they give us
me when im playing minecraft spleef and i lose
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I wanna see him fall
they try to pronounce the subtitles but it ends up baby babble, but I heard them kinda say "monarchie" "révolution" and "règne de terreur" in certain times
yes, when they go outside to the yard
2 year olds and can already say the big boy words
pleasantries allowed only during the mandatory daily 40 minute walk in the prison yard
c'est tellement fini
good god it isnt like that
the sliding door to the backyard is open during daytime, they can literally go out into the backyard whenever
but when the documentary plays, they stay on the couch, watching the tv
I still treat them like my children
you're supposed to play with them
of course they're not gonna fucking go alone to the yard if you're there watching the tv
I do, but they really like this game where they set a stuffed toy on a small plastic table and drop a toy cleaver on it, no joke


and I indulge by sitting there and cheering them on
come on man, they're learning
TO LEARN WHAT
and a straight jacket crew
THE PROPER WAYS OF GETTING RID OF CORRUPT MONARCHY?
they're learning
Ah yes, the video game trope of taking the P90 and making it infinitely worse
if you're trying to seek any realism in borderkeks guns, you're cooked
you're cooked and you're insane
Infinitely based
My problem is they doubled the length of the gun for no reason just by having the magazine face that way
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
More fun funnel for bullets to tumble through
Busy, what do you expect from a schizo mother which is on strong meds to not her own kids?
The proper way to treat the rich 
Including their father
dude, They're not getting abused, they have all the freedom in the world
the amenities in the house free for them to use if they knew how
I'm aware people don't like me, I'm making that their problem
how about you make yourself more likeable
whats he doing in russia
Sounds exhausting, no thanks
Checking out places that weren't burned
my children are provided with ample rations, ammunitions for the muskets and muskets themselves of the appropriate size and proper uniforms
and think about it, we're far away from the city, hour to versailles, no neighbors for 1 kilometer, you think a social life is easy for them?
teach them to kill people walking alone and hide the bodies
the only ones they can talk to are me or their father
holy hell
but yes, I'm sure they'll turn out fine busy, if they won't make friends, they'll be at the top of the class
im sure doing nothing will lead to that , yes
self taught

I'm still doing something as opposed to being a deadbeat mother, even if its unconventional
They should've gone with a matte blackboard
Watches documentaries about the elite getting beheaded, because they were out of touch.
Get beheaded, again because you were raised as a social outcast who isn't in touch with society.
The natural light coming in from the windows is fucking it all up
documentaries may not be it but they're still learning
they'll socialize in kindergarten, right now its too time consuming to drive them to playdates in versailles
I hope so Stella... I hope so...
Else, it will be peak irony
they'll be too smart for the other kids
Aaand they will be narcissistic... Great 
I'm calling it
It will be peak irony
its okay, because right after french revolution documentaries, napoleonic wars documentaries, franco-prussian war documentaries, ww1 documentaries, ww2 documentaries in that order

so they understand the whole extent of it
if they learned anything about the french revolution is that narcissism can lead to being more and more like Louis the 16th

Or they will think:
I can be like that, but not as retarded! Because I'm better!
Wouldn't be the first time...
thats just napoleon Ist
You notice a pattern?
Me neither... It will be fiiiine 
he is included because during the revolution napoleon kicked the british out of toulon, thats when he got promoted to Brigadier General
they'll be able to understand advanced concepts at a young age
How do you know?
if they understood that, they can be taught self control, humility and other adult stuff
How about you teach em not to burn ants with a magnifying glass first 
Sounds like helicopter parent talk tbh
they don't do that
kids are fucking retarded, they will just think "napoleon is cool"
not even napoleon
They don't even go to Kindergarten yet 
"old guy"
they're 2, what do you expect
they cant even speak proper french yet
Omelette du fromage 
how about getting they ass kicked in 1940s

I was studying about Napoleon today as part of history lesson
Mf rolled up to a meeting regarding Lithuania and straight up said "Y'all had a powerhouse of a duchy you gave up to the poles. Fuck you."
isn't it omelette et fromage?
omelette and cheese
both work
cause you can also say
cheese omlette
that language is so shit
Dexter's lab reference ignored
fishe au chocolat

i watched that shit and i dont remember anything anymore
shi was good
i got the refrence
thats the last documentary, they'll be learning about the napoleonic wars right after the french revolution documentary
i DO NOT remember this happening
its in a chronological order

My son is 2 as well, and I don't assume that he will be able to have understanding of advanced concepts at a young age.
This may be the goal, but we will adapt to his abilities and raise him accordingly. Not have a set up plan like "he needs to be able to do this, so he can be that, and then he will know this and can do this"...
probably the most memorable episode of dexter
I'm not enforcing it actively you know, they dont even have to watch the documentaries, they can play outside, the sliding door to the backyard is open
its all about free will
but whenever the documentaries are playing on the tv, they watch, even though the sliding door is open
Crime rate shot up in that area rapidly
My father showed me Resident Evil 1 when I was 4 years old and it clearly didn't had any consequences for me 
We also played medal of honor
The first one
sounds like you had fun
I didn't understand any of the english, but I understood what the Germans were saying 
I do something like that, I think I already said this but I have a pc with games that if both of them agree that they want to play, I turn it on, the pc has forza horizon 5, brickrigs, total war: napoleon, war thunder, hearts of iron 4(non modded), as of currently, they only know how to play brick rigs, if they ask to play the other games, I have to supervise them
give them blender and turn them into vfx artists

my mom gave me books and cds about quranic stories when I was 6 and I literally don't remember reading or listening to a single one, all I remember is I was just sad she didn't get me yugi-oh cards
My son (age 3 in november) never touched a videogame so far
You gonna let them play as Hitler in hoi4?
with the documentaries they watch now, they're gonna play france
and I remember hoi 4 having a path that has napoleon IV as an emperor
it prob does
Or as Hitler capturing it

either way I have to supervise them while they're playing
mod the game so that you can only play as france @vast wren
What is it with parents, setting their kids in front of WW2 Simulators? 
its all about free choice, they can choose to play whatever country they want
there is a mounting pile of evidence that any extra use of tech until the brain goop fully forms is not really cash money for the person
so it's not like one should go full amish and forbid anything electrical until 18, but your ipad child will wound up straight in brainfart
Do you guys think even subconsciously hoi devs overnerf Hitler so it doesnt look bad on them that Adolf Hitler is meta in their game?
you should make your children read 1984 as soon as possible so they always say "this is just like 1984" because they don't have any other frame of reference yet
bro
germany is like the easyst win in the game the fuck you on about
oh no
i have reviled that i play that game
Idk I dont play hoi im just asking

and imagine your child interacting with this one ^ and tell me it's gonna be fine for them
kill yourself kthx
IM NOT A TERRORIST
or this one ^
Correct, he watches some children stuff that mommy puts on when she is busy with houshold.
But other than that, he plays with his cars and construction equipment
I might, I read them the napoleonic code before they go to sleep
i cant tell how much of this is just elaborate bait or shit youre genuinely doing
it isnt bait
I have no other books
I can't help but to specify after interacting with the parenthood catastrophe which is stella
construction equipment as in pretend imitations toys, not a real deal, right?...
Does hoi have esports? How do you explain people that you main Hitler in it?
he's meta
we play only high tiers in this household
Stella raising a new generation of French ultranationalists

"hitler is meta" is such a crazy statement
It's all toys
Yes
HOI 4 has pretty big tournaments
fastest to form the 3rd reich tourney
okay good, brainfart makes me ponder a sort of reality sometimes I'm not quite ready to accept
A lot of them have a rule restricting to play poland
is poland the quintessential mid tier
Cause you can easily bend over the world with it
With Poland?
Its broken
they still go to sleep man, I doubt they understand it either, they're 2
What's the devs nationality
even more so than germany

Yes
He loves to set up traffic jams... Which has me a little worried 
kurwaa
Swedish
he's gonna be a construction worker
raising a road rager
Lithuania is also fucked cause you can reform the PLC without firing a shot
that operates heavy machinery
"there will be plenty of those when you grow up
"
i wanna make a mechanical working arm in people playgrouind hmm
I said the same... He loves machines.
Dinos and other stuff doesn't interest him at all
get your kid forklift certified
Heres a pic of my stupid sausage fiend which stole a piece of raw meat from the table 20 minutes ago
forklifts are for the feeble minds, front loaders and cranes are where it's at
Have your kid take the BrΓΌno pill and have him become a tanker
hell yeah
funny melting dogs
Bassets are like the laziest fucking dog you can get
It is more house cat than a dog
It will just roll up next to you, lay on a sofa or bed and will sleep
it's a chill dog, but it's still a hound dog
It's the Columbo dog 
most recommendations suggest they need and love some decent outside activity
Going through the series and watching Columbo rapidly age 
Yeah it is sad that bassets have a slightly shorter lifespan
Mine lived till barely 11
The one I got is soon to turn 4 already
maaan, i feel like i busted my neck this morning with how i slept..
i didnt know they were chill like that
They look chronically depressed and like to lull you into a sense of safety before stealing food
Most real thing I've seen all week
This is unbelievably accurate how did they write this
Are they a hound?
basset learned how to use a keyboard
Even his paws are fat tf
What are you feeding him
She used to be overweight until we put her on a diet, that and bassets naturally have a lot of loose skin
melting dogs
What a nice lad with big feet
Don't make me update the list
Shut up smelly
which list
Trade-in
Look what I got
ΡΠ΅ΡΠ½ΠΎΠ³ΠΎΠ»ΠΎΠ²ΠΊΠ° ΡΠ°ΡΡ ΡΠ½ lesssgoooooo
Chernaya golovka
@coarse bear @river zealot
I didn't know myshinka is based liked that and supports russian products
Z mouse 
ΠΠ°Π΄ΡΡΡΡΡΠΌ
Crazy accusation
You've been banned from possession of the talking stick
Bro
Roll back to that hello kitty post he did
Shhhh
Tarhun buss tho
what
Makes me hurt myself and others
Weak spirited
The stuff is naturally brown and not green so yeah
Do you like that one
He might get you employed

Got it in ukrainian shop is szczecin 
and there's bug juice in a toothpaste you use, but so what, mf you're made out of microplastics, some food colouring is the least of your concerns
Tasty stuff
what a delicious sip of irony
Just mouth noises
Shshshhshs
Red dye let's fucking goooo
We love conchineal
Haha he likes ΠΊΠΎΠ½Ρ
I thought about it as I typed yea
whenever that news article surfaced shyly going THE HELLO KITTY BURGER IS PINK THANKS TO THE FOOD COLORING MADE OUT OF BUGS AND THAT IS SUPPOSEDLY SCANDALOUS I was like
Old german name Stettin


You take that back, buster
mf, you're consuming a mcdonalds burger, only thing lower down the list is probably some train station mystery doner that may or may not kill you by explosive diarrhea
are you sure you care?
McDonalds are okay tho
Let's go gambling: bus stop cheburek
They are clean
I never ate those but always wanted as a kid and my grandma always told me no
"man I hate doing my job, let me gamble with gruesome death real quick"
Your grandma had hopes
I am back
π¦
Im so thankful she did
no guys don't go I have photos of my toddlers shooting up a tied to a pole teddy bear with muskets!
they do nothing like that
you're saying that only so I won't ridicule you again
not yet atleast
Gonna be in that shop again so Ill get it too
definitely do
Its in glass too
it's not at all like cola, it has its own nice taste
Premium shit
also yes glass sodas are based
(ironically you will still get plenty of microplastics out of it, according to recent studies)
We also got some ΠΏΡΡΠ½ΠΈΠΊΠΈ
ΡΡΠ»ΡΡΠΊΠΈΠ΅?
only ΡΡΠ»ΡΡΠΊΠΈΠ΅ ΠΏΡΡΠ½ΠΈΠΊΠΈ deserve a separate mention, everything else is basic shit
Nah typed it from package
LITHUANIA MENTIONED π±πΉ π±πΉ π±πΉ π±πΉ π±πΉ π±πΉ π±πΉ
oh look, the brainfart's population of lithuanians is back to 2
nature is recovering
TF they do
well there was skynet and delight
and I think the third is chaplain? or someone else
!grim
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