🎪bruh-fart

[naive bison]

is there like 7 of em bro

[minor cypress]

Hospital food is so slept on, its so good

[placid sail]

oh buddy oh pal

[pale ingot]

is that gypsy crusader

[placid sail]

very different hospitals out there

[naive bison]

i thought thats like orlando bloomk

bloom

or whatever his name is

[pale ingot]

[fallow trellis]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_digestive_system

god forbid the californian law student learns about basic human biology

[naive bison]

who's bonnie blue

[naive bison]

you got like the south park biology

where in one episode they showed food up the ass and shat out the mouth

[primal kayak]

The rabbit from Five Nights At Freddys

[bold kettle]

Its a type of cheese

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/my-mom-is-kinda-homeless-ishowspeed-speeding-please-speed-i-need-this-ishowspeed-trying-not-to-laugh-gif-16620227105127147208

[bold kettle]

"weee came so clooooose to sit dowwwnnn on the chaiiiirrrr."

[deep topaz]

For anybody who didn't see

Turns into a tire

[bold kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/zero-point-zeropoint-zeropointstudios-zero-point-studios-echokey-gif-8310519021025128762

[fallow spruce]

the fundamental question is will i be effective as a boss as my father was

and i will be

but until i am it will be hard to verify that

[bold kettle]

Uh... Okay?

[idle veldt]

Would you sacrifice your legacy for your country

[heady crow]

mentally, im at 100 rads bar rn

[eager igloo]

Mentally I have a loaded shotgun in my mouth

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/me-too-me-too-kid-incredibles-gif-19919940

[eager igloo]

We do we do that to ourselves

[drifting mantle]

You guys still have me

[primal rapids]

My brother got BL4 for me (I sure as shit wasn’t going to buy it not on sale) and it’s running like absolute ass when I have a 7090 XT

[naive bison]

@coarse bear whats your opinion on "kartoshka" candies

[coarse bear]

They're good with tea, but I don't really eat that much candy anymore

[deep topaz]

Candy nowadays make my teeth hurt

Too much sugar

Old candies are better

[coarse bear]

Fuckin'
Brush your teeth better
Floss
Mouthwash

[lyric horizon]

shittiest meme I've seen ngl

There are so many UE5 game that are optimised and look good

[primal rapids]

Schleppa turning into an old fogey, eating only caramel cubes and butterscotch

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/sure-grandpa-let's-get-you-to-bed-gif-3440862259299766707

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/kathlol-speed-ishowspeed-speed-laugh-ishowspeed-laugh-gif-3259526663984568833

[lyric horizon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1286757749891399793/1286759135722995733/attachment.gif

[deep topaz]

All I'm saying is that I like candied lemon peel

[naive bison]

i think these might be up your ally, gramps

[deep topaz]

No those are too sweet too

[digital quartz]

taking it slow over the weekend didn't help, I could feel myself getting more sick by the minute at work today

[naive bison]

grandma candy starter pack

[coarse bear]

BOO 👻

[drifting mantle]

Try dark chocolate

[naive bison]

[heady crow]

i mean atleast a good reason to stay and home and chill. Or can you take sick leave like that at work?

[deep topaz]

Bit 'o honey is where I usually draw my limit

[coarse bear]

Xalrider has spotted almond crack

[deep topaz]

Werthers are the only good ones in that image

[lyric horizon]

some motherfucking insect bit me in my finger and I cannot move it at all

[coarse bear]

Ayo what the fuck is this

[lyric horizon]

I want mosquitos to go extinct

[digital quartz]

I could but we have a project going on, on which my partner is currently on their vacation so I am the only one capable of finishing it and it has to finish before end of the year

[lyric horizon]

fuck you scientists

cry me a river

[naive bison]

YO I HAD THESE

[heady crow]

what yall know about peak

[naive bison]

it's like a bar version

you can buy at the store

for like 15 roubles

[coarse bear]

[naive bison]

it's a longer thin version

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/yikes-damn-wow-whoa-bye-gif-6111892

[digital quartz]

a dry bounty almost killed me once

[lyric horizon]

we had those

[naive bison]

basically a small bar version

[drifting mantle]

I love coconut

[heady crow]

remote work atleast?

[naive bison]

it's the same candy tho

it's really convenient

[heady crow]

i mean what do yall do apart form type in your silly little excel

all meetings can be emails anyways

[coarse bear]

Don't eat 6 month old bounty?

[digital quartz]

actually a whole lot but yeah I am gonna stay home tomorrow probably

[heady crow]

bounty is only for the strong

[naive bison]

worst candy out of the big 6
kitkat
snickers
twix
mars
bounty
picnic

[river zealot]

bounty tastes nice, but then you got all the little coconut part stuck in your teeth

[heady crow]

its like a little snack after the main course

[digital quartz]

it was in a big bowl at my grandmas house

so its always gambling if the candy bar is 10 years old

[naive bison]

fellas which one is the best here tho?

[digital quartz]

or fresh

[heady crow]

sopranos after work?

[naive bison]

i think mars is slightly above bounty

but still mid

[digital quartz]

I gotta see how I feel tomorrow

[naive bison]

it's just a worse snickers

[primal rapids]

I will say one thing about BL4, the story is much less dogshit than BL3’s so far

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/bounty-django-reward-gif-20411440

[primal rapids]

None of the characters make me want to kill them or myself so far

[river zealot]

im gonna say mars

[naive bison]

bro the scene is even about what bounty as a word means

[naive bison]

mars is snickers without nuts

and too much nougat

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/approve-wink-smile-idris-elba-thumbs-up-gif-7009997246830746970

[river zealot]

yeah you like nuts

[heady crow]

try to rest up

[heady crow]

and dont od on ibuprofen

[coarse bear]

Aight I know whom to offload Mars bars to

[naive bison]

you eat the mars bar vein down facing the tongue

[digital quartz]

if anything my problem would be not taking any medicine

[river zealot]

it has more taste that way

[digital quartz]

you know im not a pillhead

[heady crow]

training to bit down when you feel a vein, i get you

[deep topaz]

Every candy bar made in the US makes me sick with how sweet the chocolate is

[heady crow]

yeah, you self medicate in other ways. Anyways is it just a cold or?

[primal rapids]

For whatever reason, even though I like Milky Way, I never finish a Milky Way bar at first

[digital quartz]

yeah just a common cold I hope

[river zealot]

milky way is too sweet

[primal rapids]

I eat like half of it and then save the rest for later

[naive bison]

i think twix is the winner of the big 6

[river zealot]

i dont really like chewing on twix

[naive bison]

kitkat close second

snicker after

[river zealot]

its nice but too hard idk

[digital quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/kinderbo-kinder-bueno-gif-8534718

no love for Kinder bueno?

[heady crow]

hopefully no bone or muscle ache, then again you prolly already have constant bone ache

[naive bison]

???

[river zealot]

kitkat is like mid

[naive bison]

it's literally soft like a cookie

[river zealot]

not too bad not too good

[river zealot]

no?

[naive bison]

i just realized i havent had a kitkat in a while - do they even sell em anymore?

[naive bison]

maybe they put rocks in yours idk man

[primal rapids]

https://preview.redd.it/g8w2l1rxcjg41.jpg?auto=webp&s=e5c27609a088c0db84889e036e8df9705ad28234

[prisma venture]

yoo bitches

[naive bison]

[river zealot]

what the fuck is picnic even?

[naive bison]

oh they dont have that there?

[prisma venture]

how we doin today

yall

[heady crow]

more proof that artjom never goes outside

[river zealot]

never saw them

[naive bison]

caramel, wafers, chocolate and crispy rice

[river zealot]

i really fuck with this one

[naive bison]

it's rly good

[deep topaz]

Kinder bueno is the only candy bar I find that I like

[naive bison]

lion bar is the cucked dollar store version

[digital quartz]

dollar store lions

[heady crow]

compared to what?

[prisma venture]

its when u go outside and drink beer and alcohol in park or something idk i do that every day

[naive bison]

picnic

[fresh rose]

Fuck me man

these were

SO GOOD

[digital quartz]

his soviet block candy

[prisma venture]

[heady crow]

what the fuck is a picnic

[fresh rose]

then they changed the recipe or whatever the fuck they put in them

AND IT BECAME SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

the chocolate started tasting like SWAMP ASS

[naive bison]

lion bar but good

[coarse bear]

Some good shit

[primal rapids]

I have a craving for sour tangerine altoids.

They haven’t been made in over a decade.

[naive bison]

i wish they had no raisins

[deep topaz]

Those look good

[naive bison]

i dont want reminder fruit exists

when i am eating a picniic

[coarse bear]

Raisins give it character

[naive bison]

i want it to Raja Jackson vs Syko Stu my spleen

[river zealot]

i fuck with raisins

raisians are good

all my homies love raisins

[naive bison]

your momma didn't raisin' you right, boy

[digital quartz]

incredibly funny

[naive bison]

thank you thank you

i will be here all night

[narrow lotus]

[digital quartz]

there was no doubt about that in my mind

[coarse bear]

We know

[river zealot]

dad jokes

[primal rapids]

Who the fuck is gnillek

[river zealot]

?stats

[naive bison]

some call him the LeBron of brainfart

[narrow lotus]

@river zealot no way i just listened to Rebel in the FDG and Mean Man from W.A.S.P at the gym

[digital quartz]

my condolences

[river zealot]

guy reposted it so i had to listen to it

[coarse bear]

Alright, calm down, else we're putting you down for a week

[river zealot]

good song

[narrow lotus]

[river zealot]

i swear wild child was in some game i played or some shit

its not in my playlist but i remember hearing it a lot

[naive bison]

what's wrong with what i said

[hot solstice]

thats actually the funniest thing i've seen all week

[fading portal]

they hate you because they hate to see you winning

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-dunk-lebron-james-levronjame-gif-1038771198631298897

[dreamy flax]

🏆 Current rank leaderboard

➡️ 1st iedy / Level 86 (1,249,947 XP)
2nd ivan_5kov / Level 81 (1,050,352 XP)
3rd grokitach / Level 77 (913,446 XP)
4th oflin / Level 76 (868,386 XP)
5th momopate / Level 75 (843,350 XP)

[river zealot]

mate

[river zealot]

i dont type in newbie chat so i dont get xp

[hot solstice]

Iedy stays winning

[heady crow]

grok is NOT that active

[river zealot]

[digital quartz]

who?

[heady crow]

the uuh, twitter bot

[river zealot]

@stone blade ALOOOOOOOOOO

280k MESSAGES

ALOOOOOO

[digital quartz]

holy

[heady crow]

trainee

[narrow lotus]

gork of Gamma

[stone blade]

[coarse bear]

He got nothing

[river zealot]

i have more msges than you

[heady crow]

half of it in tarkov complaining

[heady crow]

yeah

[river zealot]

dogshit server

[naive bison]

what does this count

[stone blade]

gotta stay on top of my game

[digital quartz]

nah xal you are doing rookie numbers

LeBron my ass

[heady crow]

i was here when they made the whole system so i just got this rank for nothing

[narrow lotus]

and thats on his 2nd discord acc

we dont talk about the first

[prisma venture]

the fuq

[narrow lotus]

[prisma venture]

do me now

pls

[river zealot]

every account in this chat is an alt of someone

[narrow lotus]

[prisma venture]

just bought me self 3 monsters today... just to drink it tomorow

[narrow lotus]

whatever you say , Azov_Combatant

or whatever the acc name was

[river zealot]

who

[coarse bear]

[prisma venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926466559654895617/1416478726325276763/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[narrow lotus]

[heady crow]

YOU

[digital quartz]

he let the mask slip

for just a moment

[river zealot]

mi?

[heady crow]

didnt we deadass meet someone named azov combatant on some bf4 server 😭

[digital quartz]

I am sure we did at some point

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-kenobi-of-course-i-know-him-hes-me-gif-12774102

[narrow lotus]

i met one once while killa farming

he was cheating

[narrow lotus]

[digital quartz]

ofc he was

[river zealot]

i still cant believe we spent half the summer grinding tracksuit

[narrow lotus]

17 year old spending time playing tarkov 24/7 instead of going out and enjoying childhood

27 year old spending time playing tarkov 24/7 instead of going out and enjoying life

https://tenor.com/view/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special-wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-13313547165599993551

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1406698579816484986/ssstwitter.com_1755453468854.mp4?ex=68c8fc64&is=68c7aae4&hm=44519cd4beea4431fd7e1926ec039448aa5d4cf7723475b087dafbe4ce8be026&

[heady crow]

one has seen enough life, one will see enough life

[heady crow]

did bro eat one of vons dreads?

[naive bison]

reminder of imminent child support payment broke him out of it

[digital quartz]

aren't you from 63rd?

[narrow lotus]

eating tomato , cheese and drinking Ayran @stone blade @river zealot

ivan pegging arc is approaching

[digital quartz]

I saw an Ayran cherry today in a döner shop

I didnt know they came in flavors

[river zealot]

are those 2 messages connected?

[digital quartz]

its his gametime meal for the second message

[naive bison]

he didn't switch to ivan dms

[narrow lotus]

no, that is his own battle

[pseudo robin]

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1380517068818088087/ivandead.mp4?ex=68c951b5&is=68c80035&hm=1b78c54fa127bd711752fb8609640886a62ebd24f5b2be4a49b6954091ecaf1d& @narrow lotus @stone blade weekly ivan dead repost

[stone blade]

sir?

[naive bison]

you heard the man - bend over.

[stone blade]

ivan just died of cringe

[naive bison]

[narrow lotus]

dogshit game

[stone blade]

not to you I wont.

wait no

[naive bison]

ivan will bend over for someone

confirmed

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-shake-gif-25984885

[river zealot]

the duality of a man

[naive bison]

ivan when he finds that special someone

[river zealot]

bro went from 10kd to 6

[naive bison]

"fuck that map and you"

[river zealot]

TWO THOUSAND RAIDS

[narrow lotus]

the main issue is i already have 9050 hours and i swear i dont remember when i got another 500 hours on this game

[naive bison]

but how many dates with women

[stone blade]

ye ye ye

we've all heard it before

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-lol-smirk-funny-gif-3239349938179125104

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-13669406505701813608

[narrow lotus]

Tracksuit stays after the wipe but the woman might leave you next day

[fossil swan]

tru

woman will eithe leave u or stay with u

the moment she finds out u play tarkov

[narrow lotus]

No sane woman will stay with a Master of ULTRA owner

[fossil swan]

au facut astia paguba da tre sa fac tema la romana @narrow lotus povestesc mai tarziu

[narrow lotus]

except Tati

[stone blade]

I havent confessed feelings for her or anything
but bitch had the audacity to grab my face and kiss me
and tell me to go feed the cat for 2 days

[river zealot]

a woman will leave you once she finds out you play tarkov, but a man will grind tracksuit with you

[stone blade]

women.

[drifting mantle]

The Killa Tracksuit stays ON during sex!

[river zealot]

which way

[fossil swan]

i have killa tracksuit pants

[narrow lotus]

imma actually order it in november or december idk

[fossil swan]

i need to find the fucking upper piece

[narrow lotus]

the one ingame, Adidas Superstar Tracksuit or whatever is called

[stone blade]

I prefer my lidl drip

tyvm

[solar breach]

burner anomaly spotted in rdr2

[fossil swan]

idk dude i have one with 3 strips good enough

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

jesus man

[river zealot]

you can spot a usec by the

[stone blade]

you'll look like such a twat in that

[river zealot]

by the uhhhh

[stone blade]

SCAV SPOTTED

[narrow lotus]

death voiceline

[stone blade]

LOCALS ARRIVED

SCAV OVER THERE

[naive bison]

[fossil swan]

just buy the helmet too atp

and the 6b13

[narrow lotus]

sir the helmet is 300 euros or shit

[fossil swan]

be one with killa

[fossil swan]

cardboard is like 10 ron for a big piece

get to crafting

[narrow lotus]

and because its from bsg store there is a 70% i get scammed and it gets stuck in customs or whatever

[fossil swan]

shit aint escaping tarkov

stuck in streets

[drifting mantle]

Commander Killa... You're browner than I expected

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1350952760136306808/whatttt.mp4?ex=68c9360d&is=68c7e48d&hm=822faf726d18594402e1e7b90658f7093badef7bc68a04cd4d4d3c85af25b5df&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1380141865319530657/Escape_From_Tarkov_2025.06.05_-_14.04.29.03.DVR_-_Trim.mp4?ex=68c945c6&is=68c7f446&hm=8dbc55d33659564496faa4b624e2930987a3dfdbb231d94e146fce9760782826&

the things they did to the voice actor in that recording studio

[naive bison]

"excuse me but is the milking table required for this job?"

[narrow lotus]

the prestige 3 ones are absolute travesty

im so sad you need to actually no life the game to get that shit

[naive bison]

bro the newest voice guy farts and then moans after

[narrow lotus]

its so cringe and bad

[naive bison]

[narrow lotus]

and even creepy

@river zealot

its ok man go open kiba i go open 11SR

the 3 man in question :

[river zealot]

[narrow lotus]

[naive bison]

not a single father in sight

god bless

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/floppa-sneeze-sneezing-gif-23631270

Gosha getting stunlocked

[naive bison]

he sneeze

[prisma venture]

hold on

hold on

wait a sec

[prisma venture]

why no tarkov on stem yet

[narrow lotus]

2 months

[prisma venture]

wdym

2 months

[narrow lotus]

in 2 months

[prisma venture]

i tought its today

what is this shit

[narrow lotus]

15 november full release

[prisma venture]

fucks

[narrow lotus]

bro said churka @stone blade

[prisma venture]

nooo

miss click

auto correct

🙏 trust

[ionic lily]

the fact bsg thinks tarkov is 1.0 ready is hilarious

[fossil swan]

tf does that mean

[prisma venture]

a sprout

[fossil swan]

tarkov wasnt even ready for the newest wipe

[prisma venture]

its a sprout in bulgarian

[ionic lily]

nikita is huffing that extra strength copium

[prisma venture]

or cricket

[pseudo robin]

2 months till $500 True Believer edition

Thank you nikita

[prisma venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926466559654895617/1416478726325276763/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[fossil swan]

auzi @narrow lotus

[prisma venture]

gib

[fossil swan]

tu ai dat examen sa conduci nu?

[pseudo robin]

Tarkov is the best game ever and definitely 1.0 ready (i am also posting this of my own free will and am not under duress from nikita rn in any way shape or form)

[fossil swan]

cat de dificil a fost

[narrow lotus]

a fost usor , am luat a 3-a oara

[prisma venture]

BROOOO

hell nah

[fossil swan]

oricum unde gasesc astia ba soferii asa paralizati

2 masini parcate

[frail kettle]

are you kidding me? the Buy This If You're Actually A Fan edition should cost at LEAST $1000

[fossil swan]

fata la volan

[prisma venture]

this is on reddit i aint leakin no one he puted there him self

[fossil swan]

si loveste masina lu vecinu si masina lu unchimiu

[narrow lotus]

DAR , Doamne ajuta - n-am facut un accident din vina mea pana acum , sper sa nu cobesc

[fossil swan]

a mai si fugit

[narrow lotus]

am carnet din 2019 cred

[fossil swan]

de la fata locului

[narrow lotus]

[narrow lotus]

2 din 3 lovituri pe care le-am avut la masina au fost femei

n-ai , e jale

le bate rau condusul mai ales p-alea cu SUV-uri

poti sa le pui toate sistemele tot se chinuie

[fossil swan]

e de parca femeile au mai usor la examen

[prisma venture]

ohhh romani again...

kokoti fakt

ne aby mluvili anglicky jak lidi

neeeeee

oni musi timto 30000 let starym jazykem

[narrow lotus]

e prost rau asta sa ma pis pe el

[fossil swan]

sa se pise cainele pe el

[prisma venture]

no no je to pravda

[prisma venture]

still cant react iedy

https://tenor.com/view/chalino-sanchez-xd-gif-23281663

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/494467860198850562/1417185597700833464/unnamed.webp?ex=68c99070&is=68c83ef0&hm=8369bdf4436fd76f802b760404c0f9f63bc0f8adc949564d11f1a56ae3d603ca&=&format=webp

[naive bison]

what is the context about this

[prisma venture]

guy sang about cartel and shit

he was given note that said "sing more u gonna die "

bro sang

and died

he was chad

[fading portal]

demon

[fossil swan]

god i hate having to comment on poems

this shit is ass

working for 30 minutes all i conjured is one single line

[fallow trellis]

poems are ass

[fossil swan]

poems are bullshit

[fading portal]

this say's alot about the meaning

[fossil swan]

most of them

[fallow trellis]

creative writing mfs when they cant paint

[fossil swan]

they give us alot of homework on poems while not teaching us how to understand them

[prisma venture]

https://chatgpt.com

[fallow trellis]

are u in highschool or something who gives poems as homework

[prisma venture]

real

[prisma venture]

i got question about muricans

can i ask wise jewish pakistan quin

[fallow trellis]

i am pakistani

not american

I dont know shit about them

[prisma venture]

yeah but u know a lot of about murica

[prisma venture]

❌

[fallow trellis]

louisiana trade

[prisma venture]

well

anyway

why americans dont cook at home

[fallow trellis]

mcdonalds

[prisma venture]

like people only do doordash and shit

why not cook

[fallow trellis]

cooking is now for rich people

egg cost 5 dorra

[prisma venture]

wdym rich

we have too cook since is cheaper

[fallow trellis]

not in america

[prisma venture]

WTF

thats like a fuck ton of mony

[fallow trellis]

yeah i saw it in one of those tiktok shorts where ppl ask random americans about trump

they said egg double in price

fuck trump or something

[prisma venture]

dont bring politics in to this

fuck commies btw

[fallow trellis]

no thats what they said

[prisma venture]

[fallow trellis]

egg more expensive thanks trump fuck you

[prisma venture]

fuck commies anyway

[fallow trellis]

why would average american lie

[ionic lily]

eggs cost 3 dollars for a dozen

[prisma venture]

so what now

[fallow trellis]

are u american

[prisma venture]

does it cost 5 or 3

dolla

[ionic lily]

3 for regular 4 for grass fed/organic

[prisma venture]

wdym organic

[fallow trellis]

i think this guy is american

[fallow trellis]

in america they have synthetic egg

cyberpunk

[prisma venture]

how egg can be synthetic

[prisma venture]

nah in cyberpunk u will eat ze bugz

[fallow trellis]

3 dollars is 850 rupees very expensive

fuck you trump

[fallow trellis]

why egg cost more

[prisma venture]

racist dogs

fuck commies

[fallow trellis]

this is because they fear us because we are better

[prisma venture]

kill em

[prisma venture]

u are kinda like u know

smelly?

[fallow trellis]

so are white people

its just that indians are smellier

[prisma venture]

waoah woah woah

dont bring race in to this

we are same

[ionic lily]

indian street food poisoning goes crazy

[fallow trellis]

whites

[prisma venture]

true tho

indi people cook like shit

i tried once indian food in my city

shiit was disgustin

like shit

[fallow trellis]

white people

[ionic lily]

whatever our disagreements we can all celebrate the fact that we're not canadian

[prisma venture]

yes

[fallow trellis]

bogdanoff twins are peak human

they control the stock market

[prisma venture]

i got buddy down in winnipeg

he chill

[ionic lily]

can i get a quick rundown?

[fallow trellis]

arent they in america

you should know them

[ionic lily]

no they're french and died of the coof

[fallow trellis]

oh

hard to tell white people apart

[fallow trellis]

Bogandoff twins has meme/ conspiracy that they control or have strong influence in the crypto currnecy market

akin to some mystical alien force

reflected on their totally not botched plastic surgery and totally natural and perfect facial structure

[ionic lily]

yakubs finest creations

[naive bison]

i am yakub's most beloved creation

[prisma venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPyCavz8nMY

[naive bison]

SIR NO SIR

NOT ME

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade TO THE BRIDGE OF KHAZAD-DUM

TA TAAAAAAAAAAAAA TA TATATAAAAAAAAA

[prisma venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HhyTlCeoUI

steven here

[pseudo robin]

So true

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot @stone blade @simple ore I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE

nvm, clicked on it and she's fat.

https://tenor.com/view/no-disappointed-smh-shake-my-head-oh-brother-gif-6826525774079143920

[storm stream]

but why click on it?

[naive bison]

get a better look ofc

tf u think

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/pognt-gif-18873136

[naive bison]

day genuinely ruined

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/twitch-gif-itsjadeyanh-jadeyanh-gif-7849584896424918224

[naive bison]

i did this when i saw the recommended video

and then did that when i clicked onn it

[prisma venture]

what is it about ?

[naive bison]

woman with big honkers

[prisma venture]

ahh

nice

[storm stream]

literally never heard of "Eternal life of goldman"

[naive bison]

bro im not about the mf game

[storm stream]

who tf cares about big boobs on YT!!!
go on reddit or twitter

[naive bison]

hey man

i take boobs when i can get em

im a simple man

[storm stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1007039478768074874/caption-10-1.gif

[fossil swan]

cant

main issue with chatgpt

its a clanker and its unable to write as retardedly as me

[prisma venture]

damn

u dont know how to do shit

[prisma venture]

qucik question

any of you played the new dlc for kcd2?

[storm stream]

anyway, hows your evening, mr Xalrider?

[naive bison]

ehhhh pretty decent

i am being eaten by mosquitos

despite never opening my window for the entire day

[fossil swan]

i havent used ai ever to cheat on homework on tests

[prisma venture]

well since no one asked ill post it here anyways

[storm stream]

good to hear

[prisma venture]

this is the forge irl still standing

[prisma venture]

well thats nice what school are u studing?

[storm stream]

mby through air vents or appt stairway

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/PaulTassi/status/1967363184349835472

Paul Tassi (@PaulTassi)

My man you do not have to post through this, just say you’re working on it

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 14, 2025, 11:01 PM

[fossil swan]

industrial chemistry rn

plan to go onto chemical engineering

[prisma venture]

ahh u know how to cook meth?

[fading portal]

Remember the borderlands movie

thats his fault

all of it

[fossil swan]

[prisma venture]

my chem teacher knew

also i know how to cook it

it aint that hard

its just hard to get the stuff

[fossil swan]

let's not get eviscerated by dry

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-laughing-laughter-come-and-see-gif-24417813

[narrow lotus]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING CUCK

FUCK YOUU RANDY

[fading portal]

I fucking hate RANDY

[prisma venture]

who this

[coarse bear]

Randy Pitchford

[fossil swan]

isnt that a guy at bl4 design

or dev team

dev temu

[prisma venture]

somone importat?

[fossil swan]

i am so bored of every fucking game ive resorted to doing 3d modelling

[coarse bear]

The man that gave us Half-Life Opposing Force, Half-Life Blue Shift
And then kinda oiled everything else over

[fossil swan]

the older the better they say

that's why stalker is so good

[coarse bear]

Ye ok it's a cult classic for a reason

[fossil swan]

that can also be interpreted in multiple ways however i dont care

[fading portal]

he greased all over the place

[fossil swan]

i still find myself trying to finish halo CE

[prisma venture]

very based man very based

[fossil swan]

childhood game for me

[prisma venture]

god bless his soul

[deep topaz]

Steam bestseller list

[prisma venture]

WAR THUNDER

[fossil swan]

dont

because of number 18

they will beat yo ass for it

[prisma venture]

kinda suprised people still play sims

[fossil swan]

sims was decent for tis time

now it s riddled with microtransactions

[deep topaz]

Sims 4 has like $1500 in DLC

Making a new one is impossible because of that

[prisma venture]

yeah i know

[deep topaz]

(According to the devs)

[prisma venture]

u can get them for free tho

i know the way

))))

[deep topaz]

I can get your organs for free

[prisma venture]

neat

ill buy u something to drink thn

then

like whiskey or somethin

[deep topaz]

You'll need it more

[prisma venture]

nah nah

my lad will bring jager to school tomorow

im set

[prisma venture]

never played that game

only played the 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwEqxC_BuAo

damn

thats fucked up

actauly fuckin disgusting

[river zealot]

the competition is infact hard

[fossil swan]

literally

[prisma venture]

yup

[simple ore]

war thunder
warframe and black desert are still there
truly sad day for gamers 😔

[heady crow]

the outlast trials is that high?

[simple ore]

really intresting stuff

[simple ore]

I really really love this game. I'm having a ton of fun getting into the story. I haven't had this much fun and been this impressed with a futa game in a while. 10/10 super super awesome, highly recommended if you like futa stuff. One of the minigames was very difficult and I couldn't figure out how to do it right, but thankfully there are so many minigames that it isn't a deal breaker by any means. Plus im actually really into the magic stuff so all the lore and the various descriptions about magic-related things are super entertaining to me. Lots of accurate parallels to real-world spiritual systems so that is a very cool bit of detail in the general story as well. Fantastic game, I couldn't be happier.

[narrow lotus]

that is so sad to have War Thunder above BG 3 lmfao which is a FREE GAME

and Sims 4 with all the DLC whoring good lord

[dreamy flax]

@vast wren
_...
-# Translated from :flag_gb: Unknown to :flag_gb: English

[simple ore]

!futahip

[simple ore]

@ everyone 2 electric boogalo

[prisma venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyMfNxR6wiI

https://tenor.com/view/lenny-thinking-the-simpsons-focus-gif-16290110

[drifting mantle]

How many warning do you have here, brother?

[lapis zinc]

0

[naive bison]

fun fact, Randy Pitchford accidentally forgot a flashdrive of an optimized copy of BL4 at his office

for more info

google "randy pitchford flashdrive"

[lapis zinc]

no those just had magic tricks on them

[drifting mantle]

We're in the clear

[simple ore]

can we ban this guy off twitter

imma be real with you
other than performance
bl4 looks really good from what im seeing
but randy set it as his mission to make it seem way worse

[simple ore]

MrBoner is always present

[heady crow]

what was stolen from us when the rp channel got removed

[drifting mantle]

If you think performance is bad, how about you code your own engine and show us how it's done?
No? That's what I thought!

[simple ore]

so true...

[glad carbon]

Heyyy @heady crow @high wing

[fossil swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1354087274756702269/1387521419696672798/attachment.gif

mr beast moment

[heady crow]

hii hi hey

[simple ore]

also notice how new mafia game and mgs remake also had shit performance but none of them are talked about as much as bl4
just goes to show how powerful randy is

he is infact a magician

[drifting mantle]

I play mgsv atm and think it looks still great today
Performance is also superb and that game is a decade old...

[simple ore]

grafix peaked in 2004....

[naive bison]

i dont think people were as hyped for them

[drifting mantle]

which game?

[glad carbon]

@heady crow video gaming when

[simple ore]

are you crazy

mgs remake was talked about for so long

[simple ore]

half life 2

[naive bison]

idk maybe im wrong

[simple ore]

it's a joke

[naive bison]

im not really in the mgs news

[drifting mantle]

still

[simple ore]

same and i still heard about it a lot more than bl4
most i heard about bl4 is people who never played the games give questionable takes

[naive bison]

@simple ore steam has mgs remake highest concurrent at 20k

bl4 is like 400k

[simple ore]

yea cause one was released last month retard

[naive bison]

i said all time concurrent

[drifting mantle]

I never played any borderlands game and think they are all trash
And I also know, that I'm right about that

[glad carbon]

Bl4 performance's anger is because it's more "why game run bad, it looks like a cartoon" even though that's not how rendering works

[naive bison]

no its "why game run bad, i have a fucking 5090"

40-50 in 4k is unacceptable.

[simple ore]

exactly

[glad carbon]

Mgs also had that

[simple ore]

this is what im talking about

[naive bison]

yep, and that's why i checked stats

[fossil swan]

why tf does everyone like 4k gaming

[naive bison]

20k vs 300k concurrent

[glad carbon]

And it didn't get review bombed the same tier

[simple ore]

people glazed mgs remake and mafia so much it's very sus

[fossil swan]

1920x1080 is perfect imo

i like being able t have a managed view and still keep steady fps

i will never be able to adapt to anything like 1440p

[drifting mantle]

[naive bison]

mgs had way less press on it than bl4

simple as

[glad carbon]

I think it's 100% just randy haters acting like children and throwing a tantrum in reviews instead of dming him gore on Twitter like a real man

[simple ore]

dawg mgs is more popular than bl it's not even close

[fossil swan]

didnt bl4 have higher expectations

way higher

than mgs

or smth

[simple ore]

no ?

[naive bison]

idk

[simple ore]

you know that is personal

[drifting mantle]

4K is around for so many years by now and it still runs like ass unless you have a high-tier set up

[naive bison]

how

i used a metric

player count

what's yours

[simple ore]

fuck you mean how you retard

franchise running since the 90s and 80s

[naive bison]

how is metal gear delta snake eater more popular

than bl4

[simple ore]

in a general sense you monkey

[tidal trellis]

Power outage yay

[drifting mantle]

The data shows that you're wrong, if you would consult my twitter collage

[naive bison]

how do you measure that lol?

[simple ore]

erm if you take a loot at the data 🤓

[naive bison]

cause that's just a feeling

[naive bison]

[simple ore]

like some retard in newbies telling me stalker was always niche cause it wasn't popular in mexico or whatever the fuck he lives lmao

and his source is none of his friends knew about it

[naive bison]

well i checked globally

and mgs delta was 15x less popular

[simple ore]

steam isn't global you retard

[naive bison]

than bl4

[fossil swan]

why are yall arguing over 2 games

[naive bison]

oh yeah my bad half of myanmar all booted up mgs delta

[fossil swan]

bl4 is dogshit

[naive bison]

[fossil swan]

and mgs is good

shrimple as that

mgs is more liked than borderfuck 4

[simple ore]

ah yes steam on a ps5

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19491841

[fossil swan]

[naive bison]

we're trynna figure out why people complain about bl4 performance more than MGS delta
i said "bl4 more popular"

[fossil swan]

you guys are trying to settle a non-existent debate that has been won years ago anyway

[naive bison]

and that's where we're at

[fossil swan]

bl4 is more popular and more shit

simpl;e as taht

[simple ore]

the same mgs fans hating konami then slopping up the remake is comical

[fossil swan]

in-depth analysis isnt even needed bl4 is bigger

[drifting mantle]

cryon speaking nothing but facts and truth

[simple ore]

take your steam forums ass opinion outta here fool

[fossil swan]

it doesnt take a genius to see this

[simple ore]

it takes a mentally ill retard

[fossil swan]

respectfully, you are more retarded than me and should shut up

you started a debate over a obviously clear topic

i am blind and i still saw no point to argue

[simple ore]

ok then why are you arguing you retard

[drifting mantle]

[simple ore]

actual brain damaged monkey

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015133624552673313/1352486118288789586/togif.gif

[simple ore]

go steal a copper wire or someshit

[heady crow]

idk, when do you wanna

[glad carbon]

Metal gear is the bigger franchise but borderlands has better marketing and hype

[drifting mantle]

That's also why I'm playing mgsv right now, instead of the remake

[naive bison]

franchise =/= individual game release

[glad carbon]

So people had more expectations outta 4 instead of another slop Konami remaster

[simple ore]

the remake is free cough cough if you knew

[fossil swan]

everyone lets stop arguing on nothing and go back to regular brainshit duties

like bullying flop

[split canyon]

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[glad carbon]

Suck my nuts you stupid milk drinker

[fossil swan]

we' are digging our way into a hole, while having no rope or even a ladder to climb out

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/my-mom-is-kinda-homeless-ishowspeed-speeding-please-speed-i-need-this-ishowspeed-trying-not-to-laugh-gif-16620227105127147208

[simple ore]

dude acting like it's his first time here

this is the tamest shit that happened today

[drifting mantle]

Metal Gear fell off, when Kojima left Konami
It will never return to it's former glory... Remakes are the best one can get

[fossil swan]

still

i rather have rights than not

[simple ore]

my theory is they're testing the water with the remake

hopefully will remake 4 and bring it to pc first

[glad carbon]

Konami fell off when it decided to become a mobile game company that pretends to make PC games

[ionic lily]

is borderlands 4 as cringe and unfunny as the rest of the games?

[simple ore]

PACHINKOOOOOOOOOOOO

[glad carbon]

Yeah man buy saves and upgrade kits

[simple ore]

actually no

[drifting mantle]

Didn't they also produce gambling machines?

[simple ore]

yea pachinko

[glad carbon]

Bl4 is better than 2 in terms of characters and story but open world kinda blows

[simple ore]

every japenese studio has those

[naive bison]

did you play it?

[simple ore]

im watching playthroughs

[glad carbon]

Handsome Jack is the only good character in 2 and they got more than one good character in 4

[drifting mantle]

Yes

[ionic lily]

konami fucked over kojima, the east has fallen

[simple ore]

so far the only returning character is claptrap
like 4 hours into joltz's vod

[naive bison]

the main cast of vault hunters was much more likeable than in 3

[glad carbon]

No load screens other than starting the game is sick as fuck but it also is probably partially why the game runs bad and why the world feels empty at times

[naive bison]

as in the ones from BL1

[simple ore]

amon himself clears the cast of 3

[glad carbon]

I haven't seen any uniques or random side named enemies

[naive bison]

i think bl3 deserves to be bombed relentlessly just for the existance of vaugn and ava

[simple ore]

your characters actually react and appear in cutscenes now finally

[high wing]

And zane

[simple ore]

fuck zane

i don't like him

[high wing]

But hes like you

[glad carbon]

Like normally you search around the ass end of a map and theres some cool named enemy that drops a unique weapon or a legendary

[simple ore]

moze and fl4k the only good vh in 3 personality wise

[glad carbon]

I have not seen that shit in 4

[naive bison]

[simple ore]

there are plenty of side activities in 4

[naive bison]

did you search the maps thoroughly? @glad carbon

[high wing]

Have you even explored the entire map

[glad carbon]

They're all behind side missions and poi dungeons

[high wing]

I bet you havent

[simple ore]

there is shit like digsites and mines where you find cool bosses

[naive bison]

fuck you garry

[glad carbon]

I've explored like half the poi areas that aren't explicitly dungeons and they're just mob spawners without any notable loot

[naive bison]

you deserve a brick to the head

[fossil swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1252586517948272650/1364196950060302477/caption-2.gif

die

[ruby minnow]

the ghettos?

[marsh widget]

no no u fuck the twink he brings

[marsh widget]

😄

[glad carbon]

And Amara

And moxxi

[marsh widget]

funni

[glad carbon]

And Handsome Jack

[uncut yew]

Femboys are not human confirmed

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-doakes-squint-stare-suspicious-gif-14432154109786838518

[simple ore]

according to joltz ava is barely mentioned in the game

and so is jack

[glad carbon]

The phase got revealed to be like uhh

[naive bison]

hopefully a thresher ate her

god bless man

[simple ore]

so true

[glad carbon]

The 5th dimension or some shit

[naive bison]

the phase?

[glad carbon]

Like we kinda knew that with the phase walk ability but it's now actually lore

[lapis zinc]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/703532496335143032/1417221543976632351/Paynefull_RoyaleMR-pWXxTmgxW6q-g.mov

[simple ore]

so far in the story from what i saw
there is a character talking about eridium that is totally not lilith

[naive bison]

oh, who cares?

what the lore reason is

they could say magic

and that would be fine with me

i only cared what the lore for things is only in one case

[glad carbon]

Idk because they can send ur ass to the phase for the dlc??

[high wing]

https://youtube.com/shorts/z3UoXe5Eooc

[glad carbon]

Hello?

[naive bison]

how tf does Aurelia control ice

without being a siren

[simple ore]

i actually like idolator sol
the fatguy

[naive bison]

google said "augmentations"

[glad carbon]

Let's go to the zone of limitless siren energy

[naive bison]

sank u so much

[simple ore]

nanomachines

[glad carbon]

Xalrider?

Not nano machines smh

[naive bison]

inspecting the diamond hog

[naive bison]

it's like some technology bullshit idk

may as well been a siren tho

[uncut yew]

Gotta check if the wolbachia did its job

[simple ore]

at least they gave a little bit of a fuck to explain it lorewise

[glad carbon]

It's a bioweapon that turns organic matter into hard goop and he bane'd himself

[naive bison]

@river zealot @coarse bear @narrow lotus

[naive bison]

what are we talking about?

[simple ore]

the fatguy

[naive bison]

oh sol

[glad carbon]

Or he covered himself in ripped up people and turned them into his goop bioweapon shell

[simple ore]

he is kinda cool albeit a little generic

[glad carbon]

He's the generic kingpin esque villain

[simple ore]

my issue with his fight is the immune phase when he does that attack where you stand in specific spot

[naive bison]

he looks like baron harkonen

[simple ore]

who

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dune-oil-gif-19265348

the fat guy from dune

[simple ore]

oh shit lmao he does

[glad carbon]

Huge round guy that will rip u apart

[simple ore]

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dune-dune-part-2-harkonnen-arena-baron-vladimir-harkonnen-gif-13782135413706216311

[glad carbon]

Who's the mf from the new puss in boots

[glad carbon]

The guy from the sphere gif

[simple ore]

i didn't like rush that much
he feels forced "goodguy"
like "see this guy is a goodguy" type shii

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-horner-edit-puss-puss-in-boots-gif-27464740

big jack horner

[glad carbon]

Rush is literally rushed to trying to be a wholesome chungus character so you have some kinda reaction when he dies

[simple ore]

yea they tried so hard with him

i like zedra tho

[naive bison]

did they make vaugn again

[glad carbon]

But they can't even go thru with his death because borderlands writers are scared of getting the ava reaction again

[simple ore]

i thought it was gonna be tannis at first

[simple ore]

he's not obnoxious

[glad carbon]

They really really don't wanna kill a "main character" even if he's a newly introduced one

[naive bison]

i googled "bl4 zedra

[simple ore]

hmm

[glad carbon]

He's pretty chill

Zedra is the blonde lady with the ugly glasses

[simple ore]

[high meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123782681147232356/1417202789808865411/yeah.mp4?ex=68c9a073&is=68c84ef3&hm=cd935e6a3f7d9ba38ebe5ec7978f7ddf3b699084332b85cd0e872da70d694073&

[naive bison]

white woman

[simple ore]

wtf is this lmao

[ionic lily]

I'm so ready for Christmas its insane

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-st-patricks-day-leprechaun-dance-gif-8228329970952077415

[naive bison]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highway_of_Death