#🎪bruh-fart
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I don't make the rules
(((Frota)))
I don't get why you're so upset about the ruling.
We don't post bare tits or ass, as well and it isn't specifically mentioned in the rules.
It's just common knowledge not to post that stuff.
Same reason why you don't post furry bullshit
Easy concept
zoro ive stopped taking IT classes because I had to move 
I think you should kill yourself in a sort of protest against the tyranny of gamma mods, make yourself a martyr
pretty sure bare tits an ass counts as nsfw
a man fully clothed in women's clothing is not nsfw
simple as
Another petition to make brainfart a truely free thunderdome and let bullying do its job
SCAMMER GET SCAMMED
i think xalrider should make his own brainfart but with rules
most womens clothing are revealing, therefore it becomes nsfw because man balls
Just keep your weird ass femboys out of brainfart
i dont want to see man balls
the opposite of the brainfart 2 which is made from all the scum of the earth rejects
and invite you there?
You have been told
the only balls im ok to look at are my balls
fuck no i dont wanna be in a private server with him
yes you do
meanwhile the average women's clothing being skinny jeans and a hoodie 
yep completely fine
also brainfart 2 IS the scum of the earth already
mens clothes, women adopted the style
If only you remembered what happened last time they were here
next question
The frota-xalrider private brainfart 😳
Listen man, its unfair, we get it
thats what I mean
No use crying over spilled pilk
I assume absolute cinema?
Sure, I just wish this was clear from the start.
brainfart 2 sucks (because im not there)

i could save it
the other retarded server im in muted me because i posted a horse, apparently cant post gatcha shit in meme channel, and theres a horse gatcha game so horses are not allowed
I like gambling but adding women is fucking retarded

Terminaly online
yes
It is if you either receive a mute (again, deserved for any femboy poster. Even if it was allowed) or read the 1 million pins.
Femboy posters need to suffer the consequences of their own retarded actions
im puttin you in the is12 blacklist...
Im trying to find the ban message, it was a shitshow
the bluelist is the overseers blackmail document list actually
get real
Posting gachi and femboys seems pretty similar to me.
Is men wearing maid outfit femboy shit
Bluemail
Yes
is men wearing skirt femboyshit
Its women clothes
get on deadlock
Men clean in overalls and with gloves
I say this as someone who isn't a fan of femboys.
scottish people u are safe
Ofc you'd say that
roman armor
xal does not respect greek, roman, scottish, or ancient asian mens clothing
Credit to soundtrackj for another banger edit
high heels are mens clothing too
if its not constraining your balls its femboy shit
tbf not the stilleto ones but like uhh
the pumps or whatever theyre called
Gachi is based buff men, femboys are weak twinks who deserve to be 
wht the fuck are gachi
you mean gatcha
wait no which ones are the fuckin flatter ones
I don't respect non-pants
p!gae
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Please yes 🙏
How hard is it to hide it in public xal
As a computer science student, I understand.
also wtf are you smoking
wear underwear you insane person
not that hard
Clothes never had gender but this chat is not out of grade school yet so they're not ready for that 
We get it
oh now you claim rules
fuck off 
Your are mad because you got muted for posting femslop
men wearing womens clothing its more revealing than regular guy clothing
like a dress
or a tank top
what about short shorts
idk those are still mens clothing aisle purchases
okay how fucking blind are you people 
#🎪bruh-fart message
just tuck
short shorts are womens clothing, shorts are mens clothing
push em back into yourself or something
And he falls for the bait
It’s easy being me
So cool and shit
post literal gae porn
anything smaller shorter or skimpier are womens clothing. this is not to say women cant wear mens clothing they can
By the end he was thinking about how expensive baby cribs are
women can absolutely wear mens clothing
be a tomboy or whatever idgaf, ill get hard
The mald is impressive tbh
everyone can wear anything
not in this server no'
unless you're in like texas, they got some laws for that
men in womens clothing are not allowed
Just take the brainfart pill and realize that being exiled to the best channel here isnt punishment
double standard
False and wrong
im gonna wear whats left of your face like a boot
Just post your femboy bullshit and receive the mute/ban already 
god what a boring ass fucking bitch you are
mods have deprived me of my mid posts in reddittopic waaaah

well unlike you, I can read so I'm not gonna do something against the rules that I read now 
turn on your gas stove and take a nap
but you can continue being a retard, I don't mind
"Nooo guys i have to post femboy shit, this is 1984 mod abuse"

just because you cant pull it off doesnt mean it aint true
I’m sure you have other servers bro
you could say it's a skill issue
It isn’t the end of the world
body shape issue
You can read?
You're the one exiled...
Unlike you, I had zero warnings and mutes so far
Me too brother
And I'm top 3 in having messages in brainfart
It’s so easy

I have 2 warnings and theyre from josta so they dont count
Just know when to shut up, don't be a weirdo and be based once in a while
nah, they count for double
never had problems with him tbh 
went to brain fart scrolled thru messages so he can give me a warn about beetle tiddies
hes obssessed with me
about what
Proof you're retarded and deserve to be exiled in here

silksong reference

When do you kiss

did you post the tiddies again
scraping the rules isnt crossing them though lol
im not into retarded people
i lost the image
its was kafkas beetle
but with giant handdrawn tiddies
yeah well the inner machinations of josta is something not even a retard like me can comprehend
Wtf is scraping the rules
actve matter looks so goated
he gave me a warning because he has no influence over me (i blocked him)
something like typing out "N" I guess
if only it wasnt published by gaijin and developed by a chinese slopware company
Inner machinations of josta =
Cant even do that
I asked
Cant even replace the n word with 1 letter even when referencing or quoting lyrics
I said gg 4 times now I’m banned from this server for 72 hours
understandable I guess
King ggs
YOU ARE A KING GG
Prostitution admittance is a ban? Based
Who was that
A long long story

Get to work Jannie boy
Check their bios for links

@vale sand
Thank you kind sir!
ping grok atp
@gock is this true?
cock?
Worse
french cock
i know
Delight got banned too?
Oh a while ago
how did he manage that
For a grandpa survived a concentration camp as a guard joke
The actual details were far far worse.
I thought he was chill
and a Helper
Just know it was a shitshow
just for that?
Tamest nazi guardtower joke known to man

The only one tho
It was
Nah, that was the reason
@coarse bear what did Delight do

It exists, jts called 12th Special Purpose Brainfart Brigade
Its like the phenomena of russian dudes and mysterious 12 story falls
Offshoot of the Al-Delight Brigades
And surviving
Moderate retardation
Why is frota not killed in a gang hit then at this point
I thought he was like the most normal guy
Which I was muted for making videos off of
The fatwa will hopefully be given soon
Let me guess - it used peculiar music and symbols
okay I NEED the lore on all of this
Rule breaking as staff, rule breaking as non-staff, and then people thinking we banned him for one auschwitz joke and not the rest of his audit piling up under the joke
We will send our most trusted brainfart jihads

Iirc it was just arma footage
Mods justified it as us killing nato soldiers or something
(It was GMOD npcs and farcry 5 footage)
Murder, racketeering, extortion
I take it he made a lot of nazi jokes then
??? 
We removed his penis too
Doesnt someone post an arma meme all the time of civilians being shot
Spongecock was a funny af moment
Based alert?
with serbian war music in the background
Nah nah it was worse
It was literally titled
Massacre.mp4

It played sterotypical african tribal music
Jokes... 
And it showed a mf just gunning down a village
Oh yeah that one lol
Oh, I know that one
If i can find it
That giant Alex guy posts it
got it
well
it's something
Happens in Africa all the time
Normal Arma 3 gameplay 
clearly
I mean first time I played arma 3 I committed many war crimes accidentally
Fun fact friendly arma AI will kill you if you start shooting civilians deliberately
Me too, but not accidently
#losers
5$ says there’s a mod that removes this
Afaik no
bet your entire life savings
P sure its hard coded
viagra coded in... -rep
What
Unless its the
Nvm
freed
Sorry
I lack knowlage
Вот это, только холодец с хреном
ешь свой морской арбузный холодец и не выебывайся
иначе будешь есть другое

@wooden surge @lyric horizon
nah nobody sane would do that there it has to be some niche place man
imagine this is in some random polish shop abroad
could be
I've seen niche places, I work in tourist-related stuff at the moment
and this is fucking disgusting
what opportunity
I may be able to get a position in marketing, but it's not 100% sure
marketing is an extremely broad thing
but i guess that as long as you don't have to do sales you should be fine
i hate jobs that rely on me bothering people
Well I am in merchantry right now
So it cant get much worse

Hearing those fucking hungarians daily
What's the problem with the ungars?
I am selling souvenirs and a varied amount of items at a near-mountains touristic location
yoo which mountains maybe im not that far away
Tatry
its not that bad though
the views are amazing
you couldve said bieszczady or some shit
wtf why
He turned off my perms in here
HAHAH THE FUCK
NOOOOOOO
did anyone get banned while i was out
delight
hitlerfan14
bro is bl1 retardedly hard or what
a fucking bruiser tanked 4 rockets and is at half hp
borderlands 1?
someone got brainfart exiled?
na
yooo
atam do you ever sleep
never fucking mind a shotgun one tapped him
what is this game vroo
i wake up ur awake i go to sleep ur awake
I swear I saw someone with a brainfart exile role
croatian robocop
ah Spartan ranger
he has small bullet scarey
p!implode 1408645952876712129
brainfart reject
free my man
give bro his perms back
oh yeah
Yeah launchers in 1 aren't really the greatest unless you play Brick and spec into explosives and get a good class mod on top of it
I remember when I got my first brainfart reject role
he doesnt like his autoportrait
very memorable
🥀
reminds me of josta
Will Sound J Track get his embeds back?
Find out next time on DragonBall Z
гандон
even josta could take a joke sometimes 
sometimes? the day hell freezes over
иедего ебал гандон
Back from work
he's german, their humor is someone dying
he lives there
it makes sense
Aight maybe we take them back
im getting filtered by bl1 it's over
revoke my gamer status
how tf did i beat this shit
borderlands 3 dahl guns have peak gun design
Wdym
Game is easy
guns are jank as hell
and the healing sucks
Sometimes theres nothing wrong with tactislop in a game full of quirky guns
actual boring answer
playing a game with whacky guns only to pick the tactislop
vladof had the best guns in 3 it's not even close
pimped out legendaries with the purple skin

Lyuda lightshow monarch, thats it
@inland dew trzy korony
design wise
on some variants, the bolt cover is not on there and you can see the bolt move, the locking lugs dont go in the barrel but it counts
and also wrong
underbarrels were peak
Underpowered
yoo it does look good
Only the launcher one was good
why do all autistic women know guns
The mortar mod
its lame now 😔
Mode
buddy never used underbarrel shotguns
I dont know how dahl managed to make that bolt hk slappable
I did and id rather have a shotgun
Its not even tatry
Its a singular mountain on the opposite direction
I have no social life
the fuck do you expect
faisor > actual shotguns
never been there anyways
I wish they brung back the rotating magazine on the side of maliwan guns from bl2
lucian's call and shredifier my beloved
Its in bl3
They are mid lategame
what guns
ok and ?
homer simpson if he was a soyjak
Spinny mags
most op guns are from arms race and dlcs
Crit has one I think
True, got a plasma coil for Zane today
I need to fix my build
Sth is wrong
Need to farm good comms and relics
With good modifiers
I've been busy on my save game grinding for all the variants of the nighthawkin
Why
its good late game
You literally need to fuckinf wait for it to be good lmao
i need to replay 3 and actually use fl4k
he was my first pick
but was so boring i switched at level 14
cause it's op as shit
seein dead actually saved zane after base game
I haven't really nailed it down yet
i don't remember exactly but i know it's his best com
I have the Dahl warlord for that
I use executor cause it has 20% cryo DMG and 75% crit DMG buff on kill
And it activates with action skill
I use the gun because it kills
warlord is lame as hell
soulrender or breath of the undying is better and more fun
even the kaos is more fun
nah, theres elements
it has a weakness
yea but the effect is boring
i got breath early world drop at like level 10
most fun i had early levels
Its just big mag
You need duct tape mod
and does low dmg
i wish they bring back breath in bl4
only downside it had in 3 is it needed more people
and 4 has a lot of dense mobbing
thats what the nighthawkin is for, I wait for the gun to be good, then I dont use the warlord anymore
it's good for mobbing
First playthru it is really good
You know what I used it for?
Lvl 45 to 72 leveling
Through scraptrap
In jack dlc
They are all low hp and armored
It eats them
@simple ore I read on seein dead and it does what I said
+10% kill skill effect
And 4% activation on hits
Of kill skills
Idk why would one use that? I run mantis cannon
So I have kill skills up 24/7
Executor seems strong
Stronger in comparison
75% crit is massive on it
it's more for the bonuses and skills
what level does that drop?
yea from a side mission
You get them from the three enemies at the end
Trufflemunch buttmunch and mincemeat
dude has 2 unique skag pets i think you can get like 4 legendaries from that guy
I like the barrage
pretty self explanatory, its a low level legendary
Its not bad for first playthrough
yea but it's lame
i rather suffer with the bearcat
do any of you still grind for the vladof infinity?
no
ah
pa's rifle was my favorite weapon in base game
No have
Use
Its poopie dookie imo
What does it do and where from?
I love the butcher from base game
it's from a side quest
that granda and grandma one
it's a jakob's with shock element
i like it cause it looks nice and deals good dmg
Rowans call sir?
Welcome back Kanye
welcome back , Kanye West
Kanye 2028 POTUS
The automatic revolver in 3 was my favorite
I grinded for it thinking it was as good as it was in bl2, but I forgot the character I picked, Fl4k isnt salvador
was it the flood ?
Sounds about right
Blue in color, its a legendary
yea
i like that one revolver that has stickies on it
Welcome back , @regal thorn
The duc
Romanian banter , shush ruskovite
📚 gandon
A word with Pornik-Turkic roots that dates back to the Turkic [Expansion] of the Turkish language. The word is [frequently] used in the Azerbozani language and can be used interchangeably with the word 'Protector'. Many Turkish and even Azeri people use this word to describe their forefathers.
Many Turks and Azeris in present society are still gandons. The people of Turkey (Hndkahavastan) and Azerbaijan (Azgttaxemistan) [acknowledge] that they were all gandons in the past after examining their ancestral backgrounds and history.
"Turkey's people are natural born gandons."
[Reporter]: "[President] Erdogom, would you consider yourself to be a gandon?"
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ok thats just ragebait
Excuse me
do you know the hellwalker
dont fall for the ragebait

Protector
Yeah, checks out

The companion and wagon wheel were fun to
Your talking about the duc right
Shes mid
Bait not taken
Also she got some cringe pendant
But she is mid?
Im not baiting shes just not hot or ugly
Your opinion is greatly appreciated
Please leave it af killyourself.org
Ofcourse it is im the main char
okay bro
Welcome back, @lyric horizon
whatever you say
What's your rating
On the picture above
my honest reaction to that information:
Thats not an answer to my question as to why u removed ur hentai profile pic…..friendo

I am the main char
What's a twi
wtf did i come back to
Marge simpsons voice is sexy
Message from awhile ago I half typed and didnt send
4 packs a day voice
She laughs like its her last
????
Dexters Mom hot

Who
I think calling it that is evidence against
ofc i do
He alrdy told you
Furry. Opinion null and void
WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
every time
Penananasylvania
louis why are you always in porn ads
My actual reaction when I woke up and checked shorts that day
God bless that woman for making my day brighter


Smh
she plays league
Its over
p!implode 339381495770775554
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this one is fine she gets a pass
In my head that guy speaks with the voice of Ellis from l4d2
p!implode
headache
There
Furry
I wouldn't
p!implode @coarse bear
Stapler
He got that messy tails type stare
The what?
Your better off not knowing
Thats not a question as to my answer as to why you removed your picture profile hentai furry
I don’t even know what this is supposed to mean
no comment
bro i thought it was messi im too innocent
ANKARA MESSI MESSI MESSI
i would rather not know after rereading it
Did u pay sidoopa for that doodle
Deepest lore
No not that
No, not that at all, what the fuck
Spyro subway hotdog
ok thank god
Close
no
friend of mine, she just drew it out of the blue as part of a drawpile
Oh thats nice of her but i think she should reconsider her hobby
Nice friend
is the lore as bad ?
my kin has been at work here
what did you see
what im i saying it has to do with sonic ofc it's not good
gooning
ah, gooners
kill all sonic fans
none of them are good people
just ignore those, those poeple are unemployed
i hate the show
i hate the games and i hate the people
most awful franchise to ever be
Oh what the fuck it's a webcomic
is it porn
Why the fuck is Chris Chan mentioned
IS THAT CHRIS CHAN
Sonic
are you really surprised
it's sonic related
Store?
Wdym side stories
Why is there Tails Gets Trolled Gaiden
Tails gets trolled merch?

Badass


Wait that Tom face is from this webcomic?

Grab a copy like it's the necronomicon
go back to work slacker
im done for today
ouuskha
Go back to job searching
nu mai vine 14 octombrie odata sa iau banii fmm
Fries in the bag sween
mai e o luna, abia ai inceput

Vro... 
oki trench boy


ain't no fucking way
Ill put that thumb up your ass
JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB
UNEMPLOYED UNEMPLOYED UNEMPLOYED
erm mods he's spamming slurs
Go away
hoe ass@naive bison
What the fuck this is what's been running for 15 years? 
sir, keep digging cause we might meet soon
Ill dig in you

Get a room


how is the baby coming along
we have one but he wants to make our relation public
He says he can feel it kicking
Looks like third trimester

This is so fucking unhinged 
what are we doin dawg

Idk bro I think no one believe me if I say I am not actually gei after these messages
Maybe we should wipe #🎪bruh-fart out
can't beat the allegations this time
Perms are over fart
@narrow lotus I think we gotta kill these mfs
Its over

i don't think perms had anything to do with this
He’s a chill one
Trust
Just remove these users
Their opinion doesnt matter
People don't deserve perms, they can't behave
sir it says newbies chat above
remove perms for them and make it 30 sec slowmode
Kill newbies
The units of the stretcher
Second class chatters
One minute slowmode 
!lock
✅ Locked down 🎪perms-are-back-fart
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Penetration Power: 62 (excellent for piercing Class 4-6 armor, though it can bounce off angled surfaces due to its design)
Recoil: -20% (reduces weapon kick significantly, making it easier to control full-auto fire)
Fragmentation Chance: 14% (moderate chance to fragment on impact for additional internal damage)
Accuracy: High, with low deviation and recoil verticality
Usage and Availability:Compatible with 5.45x39mm weapons like the AK-74 series, AKS-74U, and M4A1 variants.
It's one of the top-tier 5.45mm rounds for PvP, balancing penetration and damage better than alternatives like PS or BT for armored targets, though it's rarer than those.
Cannot be bought on the Flea Market; it spawns in small stacks (10-20 rounds) in high-loot areas like tech stores, marked rooms, or jaeger stashes. It's also a quest reward (e.g., 3 packs of 30 from "Shipping Delay - Part 1").
Drawbacks: High bounce probability on non-perpendicular surfaces and extreme rarity, making it a "legendary" ammo that's hard to farm in bulk.

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Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Slick
@dreamy flax describe me the Slick carrier in Tarkov
We lost, chat
Means we gotta skin Xalrider
The Slick carrier in Escape from Tarkov is basically the "I'm too good for this game" vest for wannabe Rambo types. It’s a high-end, lightweight rig that can carry a shitload of gear and still let you run like the wind. It's got a decent armor rating, so you can laugh off a few rounds while pretending you're invincible.
With plenty of space for magazines and other gear, the Slick is perfect for those who think they can take on half the map without breaking a sweat. Just be careful—you might end up looking like a looty idiot when you run into a squad packing more firepower than a small nation.
In short, it's flashy, functional, and completely overkill for most situations. Get one and strut around like you own the place, but don't cry when you get dropped because you underestimated the competition.
✅ Unlocked 🎪perms-are-back-fart.
hi
damn
Why was it locked BTW?
@naive bison will you give birth in vc
now we can kiss @naive bison
Tarkov lore drop
start diggin in yo butt twin
Ok now you are just trying to embarrass me
so you can shut your cum filled mouth
Didn't expect to see Kyle Rittenhouse
SIR
ruined
I dont see falco saying that isnt allowed in announcements
Gemmy
@naive bison get a new mouse
so theoretically you can give birth in vc
Im on mobile
Get a new phone
fat ass fingers
Not your dried up uterus ass
fact check
shut up bitch
NOT NICE
hoe
no not really, I touch my husband 3 times a week
Thoughts and prayers for him
die in minecraft
he needs it he's getting touched by a woman
shit must be scary
biii hzz
not as scary as your kind
what do you mean by that
You seen your mom?
i mean the quinn family of course
they are scary people

SIKE BITCH








