🎪bruh-fart

[prisma venture]

[deep topaz]

The pharaohs had him killed

Weird caterpillar on my porch

No leg to be seen

[prisma venture]

nice dog

[fossil swan]

i think that's a slug

[solar breach]

The best part about making meatballs

[hot solstice]

me at balls

[pale ingot]

i wonder what the best part about making meatballs is

[solar breach]

[naive bison]

eating?

[fossil swan]

making them?

like the composition

[prisma venture]

meat the bal

i had yestrday few

with bbq souce shit was peak

[solar breach]

Objectively I like sausage more

I like eating through the casings

[prisma venture]

sasagues are nice but only when they are high quality other wise eat klobasa my guys

[fossil swan]

i see people eating bratwurst

[solar breach]

Boudin is a really good local version of sausage

[lapis zinc]

Is that helpers don't know how to. The best they got is omori and goatse and thats it.

[solar breach]

[prisma venture]

[lapis zinc]

[signal cobalt]

thats a WALL?

bro shit i dont even smoke i must be retarded

[pale ingot]

i fucking hate this fucking thing

[deep topaz]

@naive bison

You must kill ham

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/shooting-gif-5760788882361282098

he gotta go.

[solar breach]

Can we turn that thing into meatballs?

[naive bison]

if you hate gumbus, you will go to hell when you die

[prisma venture]

i love gambus

[solar breach]

I dont hate him just asking

Jeez

[pale ingot]

it looks like a 80 year old man missing his bottom teeth with a stubble

[deep topaz]

Gumbus is a sweet old lady

[prisma venture]

gamubs is really nice beer

but kinda cheap

[naive bison]

is it a girl?

[deep topaz]

Yes

[naive bison]

aww

[deep topaz]

Half of Gumbus' timeline is her in dresses

[drifting mantle]

Women gotta be the most depressive fucks ever, because they remember all the negative shit, but never the positive

[hot solstice]

kill yourself retard

[drifting mantle]

Also, is this a fucking tattoo?

[pale ingot]

i fucking hate that hting

[hot solstice]

Cats are beautiful, die scum

[pale ingot]

it looks dysfunctional

its ugly as shit

[prisma venture]

yeagh

[fossil swan]

eh id disagree

some women can bring you joy

[graceful holly]

It's an Ai generated tattoo look at the dudes hand

[fading portal]

those hands

[fossil swan]

bro has a glove not a hand

[fading portal]

wtf

[fossil swan]

his hands are merged together

he's a villager

minecraft villager

[fading portal]

[narrow lotus]

i mean its clearly the dogshit ghilbi AI but the meme idea stands

[drifting mantle]

Yeah, but you ask them "name the last positive thing I did for you"
"Uuuuuhhhmm"
"name the last negative thing I did to you"
"You let that door close right in front of me"

[fossil swan]

i mean i cant relate that much

ive had a few female friends sure ive just never went further than being friends

because i focus on studies

and in this economy a relationship is hard to sustain

i have bigger plans anyway

[drifting mantle]

Well, I have a female co worker and we get along great... But when it comes to memories... It's the whole stereotype

[narrow lotus]

damn my ex was like this sadly i remember she was bringing up that one time i did 3 years ago that annoyed her and used it as an excuse to tell me i was an asshole

[deep topaz]

-# hey I learned how to type with dark words

[prisma quartz]

-# OK

[drifting mantle]

Same with her... That's why I told her, I could never be together with her and she agreed (because of other reasons tho)

[deep topaz]

-# it's like a whisper

[fossil swan]

cant even say the same about this because my ex didnt pass the grade and dropped out

helped her study but she wasnt fit for school at all

[lapis zinc]

How old?

[fossil swan]

we were both 14

[lapis zinc]

Oh ok

[fossil swan]

im not a adult like everyone else here i am a youngling

[drifting mantle]

My switch for school clicked at 14

[fossil swan]

im just learning from everyones mistakes

[lapis zinc]

Your done for already

[fossil swan]

wym

[lapis zinc]

I know

[fossil swan]

no i am abiding by the tos im 16

i can be here

[drifting mantle]

[fossil swan]

otherwise id be forced exclusively to tarkov

[lapis zinc]

Terrible

[prisma quartz]

brainfart is 18+ and tagged nsfw

[fossil swan]

age restricted is tagged 16+ on discord

16 or older

[prisma quartz]

classic discord

[lapis zinc]

I wouldn't wish that in even the most cretinous

[narrow lotus]

[drifting mantle]

I'm pretty sure it's 18+

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/hans-landa-hans-landa-looking-hans-landa-stare-inglоurious-bаsterds-gif-17629329727840191587

[deep topaz]

Woah this is way cheaper than tarkov

[naive bison]

mods

[fossil swan]

as i know 16 and older

i can go check

doesnt even say anymore

[drifting mantle]

The whole Internet should be 18+

[fossil swan]

agreed

heavily agree

[drifting mantle]

And if you use it under the age of 18, we cut off the hands

[fossil swan]

internet should be heavily restricted i see little kids cussing me out better than i can

[lapis zinc]

True

[fossil swan]

why do little kids know so many cuss words

[lapis zinc]

Their parents teach them

[fossil swan]

some cases yes

i saw that shit happen

[drifting mantle]

I learned my swear words at school

And movies

[fossil swan]

i know the entire cuss vocabulary in romanian from school

theyre unhinged

[lapis zinc]

I inherited most swears and slurs from my father

And grandfather

[fossil swan]

the eu chat law didnt pass

sadly

or well

not sadly

[prisma quartz]

what law?

[fossil swan]

they shouldnt be imposing a chat law

[fossil swan]

global surveillance of all messages images or embeds sent

[drifting mantle]

Chat control

[fossil swan]

on discord whatsapp etc

wouldnt ever pass

eu articles stop it

article 7 and 8

[narrow lotus]

its only the cloth , no plates

[fossil swan]

directly stops it from happening

[fossil swan]

aramid fiber vest

wouldnt be too good still

[lapis zinc]

Yeah the EU would never encroach on peoples rights

[narrow lotus]

probably not even aramid , for 79 bucks its some cheap dogshit alternative

the tarkov Slick is from LBT

[fossil swan]

painted grass

[lapis zinc]

Probably just 2a

[fossil swan]

doubt

wont even stand a knife

could hold a pan infront of u and itd be better at stoppin rounds

[lapis zinc]

[narrow lotus]

400 bucks ish

second hand

[fossil swan]

london bridge

british body armor

[narrow lotus]

da , lbt - london bridge trading

[fossil swan]

brits dont even own guns

do they

[prisma quartz]

muskets

[fossil swan]

still illegal

[narrow lotus]

they actually built a lot of guns

[fossil swan]

l85 is still ass imo

[lapis zinc]

Shotguns usually

[narrow lotus]

gen 3 is much better but eh

[lapis zinc]

When they do own them anyway

[drifting mantle]

EU: introduces heavy data protection laws that cripples efficency in bureaucracy
Also EU: wants to introduce big brother laws to read your private chats and E-Mails

[fossil swan]

if they can own them

if chat control law passes

imma be talking to yall from minecraft

[lapis zinc]

Nah I know a britbong with a shotgun

[narrow lotus]

Fort Redut T5 full - Samurai Armor from Tarkov

ousskha

[fossil swan]

looks cool

probably has 3a protection

or 4a

depends on fibers used

[frail kettle]

aesthetically the best looking armor in tarkov

[narrow lotus]

and the big NFM Thor

[fossil swan]

i wonder if they finally test nanovate for armors

[lapis zinc]

I got some old ass Italian flak jacket sitting around does that count

[narrow lotus]

probably the rarest armor in the game

[fossil swan]

i had a thor vest

[narrow lotus]

i remember when this armor was on trader for 400k straight up , full class 6

[fossil swan]

from a airdrop

[narrow lotus]

those were the days

it was heavy as shit

[lapis zinc]

Raiders sometimes

[narrow lotus]

18kg

[frail kettle]

yall hyped for 1.0?

[lapis zinc]

No

[fossil swan]

hell na

[fossil swan]

more bugs

[prisma quartz]

1.0?

[narrow lotus]

gotta be hyped for smthi guess

shit is boring af now

[frail kettle]

ye tarkov full release

[fossil swan]

1.0 update logs
more bugs
more cheaters
more expensive
less shit fuck you

[prisma quartz]

never played tarkov

also the new edition with p2w shit is very funny

[frail kettle]

wonder what they're going to do considering i'm pretty sure they said there will be no more wipes. feels like it will alienate alot of the people that got used to this style of the game

[lapis zinc]

Better ingredients
Better pizza
Poppa Johns

[fossil swan]

god bless spt for making all editions free

sadly it isnt as up to date

[fossil swan]

still gotta have tarkov but

[inland dew]

you dont wanna know what i think about tarkov

[narrow lotus]

nah they most likely will keep wiping

they will have to keep doing patches anyway to fix the dogshit game , and some will 100% require a restart

and without wipes the game dies in 2 months

wipe = people play

[fossil swan]

hasnt it been 2 months since hardcore wipe

1 or 2

[frail kettle]

yeah this basically. they've gotta keep the game interesting somehow

[narrow lotus]

65 days ye

and the game is fucking empty

[fossil swan]

didnt it die like last month basically

[narrow lotus]

you get 10-12 min matching on some maps and cant find a soul

[naive bison]

basically india/china

[inland dew]

tarkov devs want to stop wiping the game or what

[fossil swan]

everyone that isnt a streamer doesnt play it anymore

[naive bison]

but you gotta cut down on your emissions

no A/C in summer for you

[narrow lotus]

i said above they will not

its a bad move , PvE doesnt wipe

[fossil swan]

if they do tarkov dies

[drifting mantle]

Because of all the Emissions?

[inland dew]

yeah its stupid idea idk where it came from

its like facepunch said oh rust wont have wipes anymore enjoy chaos and empty servers

[lapis zinc]

Nah scar from clear sky eats those

[frail kettle]

they all moved to the totally Nikita-approved fanmade single player dlc

[drifting mantle]

[narrow lotus]

and pollution in general , india is the 2nd most populated i think ? so yeah

a lot of squalor

[inland dew]

world where tarkov has no wipes and everyone stops playing the game

[narrow lotus]

garbage

education is also lacking so you have even more squalor

the infrastructure is shit

diseases

etc

[prisma quartz]

basically the entire world at some point

[fossil swan]

they have insane traffic too iirc

[drifting mantle]

Germany will fix that, by going down to 0 Emissions!
No matter what it takes!!! 💪

[narrow lotus]

Paris was and stil is like that , Paris was the biggest city in europe ever since the dark ages i think

and the squalor was insane

[frail kettle]

idk, you look at the development of China and India over the past 20 or so years and theres a big difference

[prisma quartz]

exactly, they need communism

[frail kettle]

China isnt communist cro........

only in name

[prisma quartz]

what did you just say about the communist party?

[narrow lotus]

they are more communist than most

@dreamy flax what kind of dictatorship is in Korea

[dreamy flax]

North Korea is an absolute dictatorship led by Kim Jong-un, where power is centralized and the government exerts strict control over every aspect of life. The regime suppresses dissent, restricts freedom of expression, and maintains a cult of personality around its leaders. It's notorious for human rights abuses and rigidly controls the media, education, and even social interactions. Essentially, it's a suppression-fest where the regime sits on its throne while the citizens live in fear.

[narrow lotus]

Crazy

[frail kettle]

sure they can have socialized aspects, but that doesn't make then communist. pre 2000s China, sure, that was communist

[narrow lotus]

@dreamy flax is Russia an absolute dictatorship

[dreamy flax]

Yeah, it's as close as you can get to a shitshow of authoritarianism. Putin's got that tight grip on power, silencing dissent and running the place like it's his personal playground. So yeah, calling it an absolute dictatorship wouldn't be far off the mark.

[narrow lotus]

[drifting mantle]

They are in the phase, where the one leader choosen by the people still needs to hand over said power... To the people...

[prisma quartz]

please ban

refer to rules

[naive bison]

why did i imagine like a meme with red arrrows pointing at ambatukam

[frail kettle]

it'll eventually go back to the people bro I promise he'll give it back nicely

[naive bison]

i am fucking brainrotted

[narrow lotus]

brainrotted

[drifting mantle]

I trust Xi 100% fr fr!

[frail kettle]

glory to the middle kingdom ‼️

[drifting mantle]

I do wonder how that would even work tbh

"Okay guys, here is the power. Let's gooo!"
What kind of identity even are "the people"?
Is it like a direct democracy? But the whole Nation gathers and votes what should be done?

[frail kettle]

i'm not even sure

all i know is I can't recall any point in history where that happened without any scuffle occurring

people who get to that level of power don't just benevolently give it away out of the kindness of their hearts

[drifting mantle]

It always failed at the point of "give it to the people"
But how do you even do that?
What's the goal?

It always sounds like a system, made for a hive mind

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-cat-happy-cat-smile-gif-3555983607747631247

[frail kettle]

he pisses me off

deatomize him

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26117685

[pseudo robin]

I play it

For some reason

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/430848076601622530/1416379205981175970/RDT_20250913_060253.mp4?ex=68c6a16d&is=68c54fed&hm=9eef9f7a74a3f82fe14624935d81ba48575d4c43682d85e3a8f699d216afc393&

[drifting mantle]

You STILL didn't escape yet?

[visual stirrup]

that name has been getting a lot of milage

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-breaking-bad-walter-white-screaming-breaking-bad-walter-walter-gif-27285909

[visual stirrup]

like how "Remember Me" was called forgettable by critics

[drifting mantle]

What needs to happen, for you to drop Tarkov?
Serious question

[pseudo robin]

suicide

[visual stirrup]

video of nikita fucking his mom

[drifting mantle]

So suicide

[pale ingot]

we're gonna kill yourself

[drifting mantle]

Damn, Tarkov is like crack... They knows it's bad and unhealthy... But they can't escape it

Or more like fent?

[pseudo robin]

Nikita promised me when I get kappa I can see sunlight again

[drifting mantle]

He will wipe, before you get there

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/he-cant-keep-getting-away-with-it-gif-19335672

[pseudo robin]

Fr i play on Singapore servers cause Australian servers are full of wizards who can see through walls and cast insta headshot on you if you look in their direction

I pay $15 a month for exitlag so I can play on mildly better servers

There is no escaping tarkov

[drifting mantle]

Have you considered, playing other games?

[pseudo robin]

I play squad too

And gamma every big update

[drifting mantle]

What about a new genre?

Like something non shooter like

[idle veldt]

Gamba

[pseudo robin]

Mmmm nah i enjoy torture simulators

[drifting mantle]

Souls like games?

[pseudo robin]

Not for me

I played like 3 or 4 hours of dark souls (2 I think it was?) and didnt enjoy it at all

[drifting mantle]

I thought the same, even tried Dark Souls 3 as my first one... Didn't click

But with Dark Souls 1, it clicked and then came Elden Ring. That clicked even more.

Also, I started GAMMA, because I was tired of cheaters in Tarkov and wanted a hatdcore shooter with good weapons feeling

Gamma literally freed me off Tarkov

[pseudo robin]

1 0 coming soon

There is no escape

[drifting mantle]

The countless deaths on ironman...
"At least, I didn't die to a cheater"

[pseudo robin]

If you die to someone with a 20+kd this is what their set up looks like

[drifting mantle]

Ah, the gaming chair

It's still beyond me, why Tarkov doesn't have a kill cam... After the raid is done

Probably, because everyone would instantly know if it was a cheater who killed them and they would see the full extend of the Problem

[pseudo robin]

Do not question glorious leader nikitas decisions

[drifting mantle]

I will, for I have left his realm and will probably never return!

[pseudo robin]

Surely you return for 1.0

[drifting mantle]

Nah

I'm good

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/literally-gif-12877207057632949530

You will play tarkov 1.0

[drifting mantle]

Never!

[pseudo robin]

Nah i have heaps of fun playing it because there is usually 3 sometimes 4 of us im in a discord with like 15 of us and we're all good mates and have a laugh and dont take it super seriously

Always someone on to play with and have a fun time

[drifting mantle]

I remember my old days like this

[pale ingot]

whats up @simple ore

[pseudo robin]

I wouldn't play anyway near as much if I had to solo it

[fossil swan]

why does he link his OF

[drifting mantle]

He's hustling

[pale ingot]

i cant tell you because if i did i'd be on the epstein list

[fossil swan]

damn

[fading portal]

I wanna draw something but I know its gonna look absolutely terrible

[idle portal]

do it

[glad carbon]

make it 19 minutes, live differently

[primal rapids]

Make it 20 minutes, live dangerously

[fossil swan]

make it 1 minute

[fading portal]

Make it 7 minutes

Because that’s all I can spare

[deep topaz]

sandman

[deep topaz]

this set looks delicious

yeah bruh we updated our armor to protect less of you. 2k take it or leave it

[frail scaffold]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/733044915428130837/1416562918941528115/bafkreibnu7pjawsrzqn5ynho6mlzyweeateuf5qp3zmj5qiize3hedao6440jpeg.png?ex=68c74c86&is=68c5fb06&hm=53e863c4256bd92b9e94ff106229bf0e31854933b2f08dfb4bf8263f399d7b10&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=423&height=956

[frail scaffold]

this shit a dollar fitty on temu rn

[glad carbon]

shine have you played silksong yet

[idle veldt]

More like silkshit

[fossil swan]

bugsong

theyre all fucking bugs

i cannot find the dopamine in playing as a fuckin bug

[glad carbon]

stop fuckin the bugs

[frail scaffold]

no

[prisma quartz]

hollow knight 2: scholar of the first silk

at least that's the vibe i've been getting from listening to people talk about the game

[glad carbon]

not you, you can keep doin that

[frail scaffold]

i meant i havent played it

bought a guitar tho

[glad carbon]

omg awesome

can I see it :3

[gleaming grove]

Damn thats expensive

[fallow trellis]

my alarms be like

[gleaming grove]

I wonder if they made a mandible for full cut helmet

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-bun-as-fast-as-you-can-meme-post-this-cat-gif-24523182

[gleaming grove]

They do

Thats freaking awesome

[fallow trellis]

bruhs bald

[gleaming grove]

Bruh they dont make one to mount on Arc rail

[prisma quartz]

i never got why bald is such a common burn, on men not having hair is literally not that big of a deal at all

ig the face has to carry at that point or a good beard, cuz without them you're fucked

[pale ingot]

superglue a wig onto your head

[frail kettle]

alhamdullilah he will be eaten with no sauce

[pale ingot]

mcchicken de la țară pregătit de mamaie

[dreamy flax]

@light salmon (slothslotherson) has been muted for 10 days for reason: Muted for slurs, says more slurs , next time u banned -10d

[fluid epoch]

Last night of the week to chase women at night

[pale ingot]

HE DINDO NUFFIN @narrow lotus

FREE MY BOY

HE'LL JUST BE BACK WITH AN ALT PROBABLY IT DOESNT MATTER

[old kettle]

!wigglesballs iedy

[pale ingot]

!slap @old kettle

kurwaaaa

[old kettle]

Hahahaaa

[pale ingot]

where is the command

???

[old kettle]

[prisma quartz]

p!slap

[foggy mantle]

Missing Argument
The member argument is required.

Usage: p!slap <member>

[old kettle]

Ja pierdole

[pale ingot]

p!slap @prisma quartz

[old kettle]

Bobr

[foggy mantle]

hamma__ slaps spice2

Powered by weeb.sh

[prisma quartz]

p!slap @pale ingot

[foggy mantle]

spice2 slaps hamma__

Powered by weeb.sh

[pale ingot]

THATS NOT THE ONE

[prisma quartz]

oh noooo

[split canyon]

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[old kettle]

[pale ingot]

wtf

[old kettle]

[pale ingot]

give command name

[prisma quartz]

!bitchslap

[split canyon]

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[prisma quartz]

lmao

[pale ingot]

hoe ass

[old kettle]

.!flop

[split canyon]

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[pale ingot]

WHY DIDN

WHY DID IT NOT WORK THE FIRST TIME

[prisma quartz]

[old kettle]

Cose im holy

[old kettle]

Naaaaaah

[old kettle]

Gimme your nose here

[old kettle]

I'd boil it into soup

[old kettle]

Yours selfie

[prisma quartz]

carlos is overrated

i don't get why he gets put into gachi comps

[old kettle]

[pale ingot]

why are you a gachi expert

[old kettle]

What

[prisma quartz]

you're not?

[old kettle]

Guru of gachi*

[pale ingot]

i dont know all their names

[old kettle]

I know only Billy and Van

[prisma quartz]

damn didn't know you were ga y

[old kettle]

Gadem

[signal cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-yo-stupid-gif-19991709

[signal cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/sauron-middle-earth-shadow-of-war-middle-earth-middle-earth-shadow-of-mordor-celebrimbor-gif-26351891

[signal cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/vibe-check-shadow-of-war-middle-earth-celebrimbor-orc-gif-6069249348845164392

[pale ingot]

is that the one game with the shitty patent

[signal cobalt]

yeah, but the games are peak

[pale ingot]

when does that patent run out

[signal cobalt]

so its great until you remember no other game will be the same

never

because theyre gonna renew it anyways

[signal cobalt]

they would NEVER let it slide

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/black-ops-woods-cod-gif-17392574626699745990

[signal cobalt]

they dont want others to make money off it

as with many corporations

[spring quail]

should i still play shadow of mordor before wardor

[pale ingot]

theyre never gonna make another game using the same system anyway this shit is crazy

[signal cobalt]

yes SoM is still good

[spring quail]

i bought them one thousyand years ago and never touched them

[signal cobalt]

its amazing, and it sets the ground work for the mechanics

SoM takes like 10 hours max

[prisma quartz]

yeah, both still hold up and are great games

[signal cobalt]

if you dont piss around

if youre like me

easily 30 hours in SoM alone

and another 50+ in SoW and im only 40% done the story

[pale ingot]

shadow of my willy

[signal cobalt]

i be taking my time doing everything BUT the shadow of warring

i be trolling and shit

[signal cobalt]

dumbass orks dont understand what im up to

[prisma quartz]

brutal difficulty is such a great addition

[signal cobalt]

ITS THE BEST ONE

DONT PLAY NORMAL

i will end people who play normal

[prisma quartz]

it's one of the first games to do diff like that that isn't just everything tanky and does damage

[signal cobalt]

with a fucking brutal execution

also makes executions more common

since it takes less time to build up

and elven wrath is easier to build

which is also fun

even tho i never use it because i keep trying to press 1 to activate storm of urfael

anyways

what yall know about green beans

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/russian-badger-five-hour-energy-russianbadger-meme-gif-7437078661068431655

[slender rock]

Hurhurhuhur

Yeah no

[deep topaz]

you don't understand. I need the diaper for my high cut

this is legitimately cool if it's a full head 3a

[slender rock]

What the fuck is that piece of fucking shit

[deep topaz]

Tarkov helmet

[slender rock]

I like my mich just basic

[slender rock]

Okay fucking tac bro cod ghosts larper

[arctic pawn]

So

No timer no more

Now brainfart is whole

[slender rock]

Yes

For now

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1206356060009406545/image0.gif

[arctic pawn]

I hope it's permanent

[prisma quartz]

yes, scifi looking helmet with nv goggle is actually not cool it's cringe

[slender rock]

Yeah probably not until the next asshole

[prisma quartz]

this is what the left wants you to think

[slender rock]

Just watch

Calling it

[arctic pawn]

Yeah it usually tends to be worse

[slender rock]

Nah I can tell you I'd rather go early 2000s gear

[deep topaz]

what looks like a wendy plus a 3a face shield for only 900? Not bad

[prisma quartz]

send them to jail forever big man, we believe in you 💪

[arctic pawn]

Uganda fo eva

[slender rock]

I'm not mentally sound to make decisions

🌝

[prisma quartz]

even better

[slender rock]

Probably a bunch of people for red light violations and shit

Like nah

[prisma quartz]

they should be buried under the jail

[slender rock]

Yup

[arctic pawn]

I'm also not mentally sound to make decisions but I still have make them

So whatever

[prisma quartz]

how are you not mentally sound btw?

[primal rapids]

By being a member of this discord

[prisma quartz]

like i've dealt with schizo shit before and unless i'm actively in an episode i would still consider myself mentally sound

[deep topaz]

imagine paying 1k for a bump helmet

[solar breach]

if i had 2000 men and lost 1390 is that an acceptable causulty number

[prisma quartz]

what game?

[solar breach]

star sector

[prisma quartz]

no idea

[solar breach]

just rhetorical

no it fucking wasnt

[prisma quartz]

honestly depends

[solar breach]

i tossed 1390 marines away for something i couldve easily done without

[deep topaz]

marines? yeah that's a little excessive

[primal rapids]

Over 60% casualties, one million civilian deaths and fifteen rogue AI’s in the black

[prisma quartz]

in bannerlord if the powercalc showed like 80/20 in enemy favor this is the kind of casualty count i would expect if I played well, and usually that battle decides the whole war

[solar breach]

only one million?

[primal rapids]

Decisive victory

[solar breach]

i usually attempt to invade every single planet

but this run

[deep topaz]

one completely annihilated planet later

[high wing]

https://x.com/imagesaicouldnt/status/1966796498324385885?t=uuYJQImRSpUrHV6CjTgQjA&s=19

Images AI Could Never Recreate (@imagesaicouldnt)

X · Sep 13, 2025, 9:30 AM

[solar breach]

im just sat bombing all my enemies

its cheaper

far quicker

and saves me headaches

[prisma quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-explosion-gif-7563607804576630642

[solar breach]

bye bye 7^10 colony

a patrol watched me destroy one of the last bastions for their faction AND IS STILL CHASING ME ABOUT MY TRANSPONDER

the balls on that patrol leader

[deep topaz]

what else is he gonna do, go home?

[solar breach]

another one off the chopping block

last independent station is getting invaded rn

pirates are chill tho

sindria... we'll see.

[visual stirrup]

very doxable information

[solar breach]

who gives a fuck

[visual stirrup]

that's exactly how you get some big retard who loves stalker outside your house

imagine a brainfarter shows up outside your house or work and talks about the crazy shit you said on brainfart in front of your relatives or coworkers

[solar breach]

ive said worse in person

[signal cobalt]

i mean hes right

it is doxxable info

also california??

why would anyone even go to cali

just to meet a brainfarter

because i wouldnt go there for ANY purpose

its cali

[visual stirrup]

less so, if he isn't planning on actually doing it

jury duty is funny
it sucks, so the jury is always comprised of people who aren't smart enough to get out of jury duty

[pale ingot]

i think all californians should be killed

[slender rock]

Phone numbers to superior court of California no IDs or numbers are shown dork

All you know is Sacramento county, a city in California

I mean if you wanna have a gamma server meetup in sac that can be arranged

[pale ingot]

who the fuck is going to cali for a shitfart meetup

I think most of this chat would rather kill themselves than do that

[slender rock]

@quartz ridge oi

[slender rock]

Good 😊

Lol

I guess it being slightly inconsistent is artisan quality?

[visual stirrup]

oh, yeah, sacramento is a bit big
forgot about that

[quartz ridge]

my cat brought a rat into my home

[slender rock]

I'm giving them a call saying I can't do it

[slender rock]

We have the sense of a small town but it's expanded over the 30, 40 years

Although yolo county is shaped like a revolver

🤔

Not sure if that was intentional

[visual stirrup]

aint no way that's a real place

fake news

[slender rock]

It is

Brother it is

Consists of woodland and West Sacramento

[solar breach]

ez pz genocides

[visual stirrup]

integrate the local population
into the fucking soil

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/sseth-ssethtzeentach-vibe-check-grab-gif-20363655

[slender rock]

@visual stirrup

[solar breach]

orphans made is ship crew killed, NOT people bombed to shit

[visual stirrup]

the word "orphan" implies a child survived

lol

[slender rock]

Cat activities

[solar breach]

the orbital station crew lol

kids watching their dads die in a massive explosion in the sky

then getting vaporized by antimatter

[slender rock]

They'll be fine

Minus the trauma

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/girls-last-tour-shoujo-shuumatsu-gif-20459975

[slender rock]

But the kids will be just alright

[deep topaz]

violent war footage

[solar breach]

smells like money

[solar breach]

yeah theyll walk off those antimatter explosions caused by unstable fuel packages

that was my fastest win yet

started this save thursday

turns out killing everyone is super effecient

[slender rock]

What game is this?

[deep topaz]

starsector

go watch the sseth vid on it

[slender rock]

Ah

[solar breach]

prob the best space game ive played hands down

[deep topaz]

watch this Sseth vid and get a free game activation key!

-# autism not included

-# please consult your family physician before playing

[solar breach]

mine is the one on the left

*right

fuck

left is tri tach

[deep topaz]

CELTIC NAKED SPEARMEN?

[solar breach]

sorry i didnt do the L hand trick to check directions

[solar breach]

6 men per tent

a cask of oil for each man

[deep topaz]

I feel like being covered in oil would be miserable

imagine showing up to the siege with a wicker shield and a long stick

[solar breach]

LMAO they have no spear heads

bo staff + shield combo diabolical combo

[deep topaz]

at least we showed up with tin cans and spears

[solar breach]

a poke in the chest from them and youll troops will be experiencing minor discomfort, possibly bruising

[deep topaz]

we're on the same team, unfortunately

fighting against guys with shields and axes

[fluid epoch]

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[deep topaz]

everyone loves a good murder blob

[slender rock]

Poorfuck cuisine

[tepid crest]

what have you done xdddd

[deep topaz]

one of us did a little better than the other

[tepid crest]

hitted hard

[stoic girder]

[signal cobalt]

yes, indeed

[solar breach]

deltarune fans whenever i beat them to death with my homemade tire iron axe

[sacred mirage]

https://youtu.be/bzJDimvPW1Y?si=5xW7fqJiVqFsatqo

[visual stirrup]

hard to beleive that this video is almost ten years old now

I don't know what I'll do when Halo 3 reaches 20

[deep topaz]

odd item on my recommended

[visual stirrup]

you could have suffered in silence

[deep topaz]

everything else, for context

[visual stirrup]

and you chose to share

[visual stirrup]

furries are some of the most terminally online motherfuckers out there
and the algorithms think that "large amounts of furry content and engagement with furry content" means that lots of people are furries
get this shit out of my recommended

[deep topaz]

every once in a while I get something out of left field

Youtube is also recommending me a lot of micro channels

like, 17 views in 2 weeks, 80 subs

[glad carbon]

I know what you are

[deep topaz]

my recommended is nuts today

[solar breach]

CONEOFARC MENTIONED

p26/40 MENTIONED

[edgy abyss]

[solar breach]

i want him to do a vid on the Celere Sahriano

[deep topaz]

Crab faction?

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/948793773054390292/1416610928631353404/RDT_20250912_161316.mp4?ex=68c7793c&is=68c627bc&hm=03a287f7d8cc7ded7c10b43467ae6746b379f28409f683f7c300416366a71ce5&

[solar breach]

no idea what basshunter is

[deep topaz]

the guy who sings the Dota song

[edgy abyss]

HOW?!

[deep topaz]

19 years ago

[edgy abyss]

wait, how old are ya @solar breach ?

[solar breach]

19

[edgy abyss]

oh

you baby

you weren't there

[solar breach]

OH its this song

yeah i wasnt around for the peak of this song obv

[deep topaz]

back when we'd get like 1 good meme per year

[fluid epoch]

They tend to be discord mods

[edgy abyss]

whaaaaa

never

false

[solar breach]

oh cool he still uploads

[fluid epoch]

That was some fast denial

[glad carbon]

most discord mods end up being josta types

[deep topaz]

8 months ago

[solar breach]

i wish my king arrayseven would come back

[solar breach]

his last was 4 months

arraysevens last was 4 years

we are not the same...

[stoic girder]

Talk about de_vertigo.

[solar breach]

man got me into medic

i bought an unusual berliners bucket helm in his honor

[solar breach]

trapped in a prison of your own making

[weak jackal]

some of you would fold if sent this by someone you like

[stoic girder]

This would work on me.

[high wing]

git outta here offtopicer

[solar breach]

green flag bc they would be kissing medic and thats pretty fucking cool

[weak jackal]

hiss hiss

fine but I'm leaving my beast mark behind to curse the land

[split canyon]

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[stoic girder]

Ew, a furry.

[weak jackal]

send this to your local heavy main instant pocket pick

[weak jackal]

Adam Jensen we need you to stop an illuminati terrorist adam please stop taking neuropozyne adam please stop augmenting yourself adam the world is in crisis adam

[solar breach]

im not a cheap whore to be bought with a circling hear blighted

i do NOT pocket

[stoic girder]

And I see hooves, that shit is beastiality in a trench coat.

[weak jackal]

You see hooves? ppft okay furry enjoy your hoofing around

hoofer

[stoic girder]

Seek Jesus.

[fluid epoch]

Couldn’t imagine being a mod without getting paid tbh

[weak jackal]

he won't return my calls

[high wing]

will you 2 kiss already

[weak jackal]

gosh if I have to I guesssss

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/rodrick-camera-point-rodrick-heffley-diary-of-a-wimpy-kid-gif-13001614153341977897

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/awesome-ok-great-good-thumbs-up-gif-16351183

[stoic girder]

This person is giving me conniptions.

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-dark-souls-3-firelink-shrine-ashen-one-hawkwood-gif-17403594810738681152

[solar breach]

so a tantrum

[weak jackal]

something something the age of dark

[solar breach]

who the fuck uses this its the first time ive ever head that

[high meteor]

fuck the gods im taking this fire for myself

lord of hollows

[weak jackal]

dark souls 3 made it cool

[solar breach]

ah

[deep topaz]

a conniption is usually for something more serious

[high meteor]

what the fuck

[deep topaz]

a tantrum can be about losing a cheetoh

conniption is a more serious connotation

[weak jackal]

conniptions is about losing the will to go on

bigger deal type language

also fun to say

[high meteor]

who up conniptioning it

[solar breach]

was about to close out the tab when i saw this

[high meteor]

omg thank you ive been looking for this

[solar breach]

interesting example to use

[weak jackal]

Freak knight gale

[high meteor]

i love slave knight gael

favorite soulsborne boss

[weak jackal]

Imagine going to the end of time itself, the apocalypse of the universe ending and there's just a guy there waiting to kick your ass

[high meteor]

to be fair he went hollow mid fight

and was prob insane before we arrived

[glad carbon]

which ones are good

[stoic girder]

World is going to end anyway, let's have a sword fight.

[high meteor]

was it truly worth it

[deep topaz]

not a fun day for these guys

we lost literally one crewmember and it's a decisive defeat lol

[fluid epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/vicious-gif-7396108557184626023

[high meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1345510435838758972/NO_FUCKING.mp4?ex=68c735be&is=68c5e43e&hm=fca6313672a5163414fd8f6a376f67ecb5408e8f807465fe439f4bf0fee16366&

[fluid epoch]

I’ve had a long night of chasing women, I have to jork it

[river zealot]

@placid sail

[solar breach]

Didn't expect to get clocked on insta like that

[river zealot]

Man my fucking head

AUGHHHH

[solar breach]

Do you know if it's sinus pressure

[river zealot]

Nah different place of the head

Its like top to middle

[solar breach]

Damn

Rough

I know a trick to relieve sinus pressure but anything else not much

[fallow trellis]

Can I post feet

[solar breach]

I just take advil when it gets really bad

[solar breach]

HL2 grub caves

[clear vapor]

YES!

A fitting location

[deep topaz]

I love feeding routing units into a light shock cavalry blender

if you don't have at least one dedicated coward killer unit, what are you? The Picts?

[clear vapor]

Imagine if rome didn't collapse...

[deep topaz]

Rome would've done way better if they didn't equip their dudes with fucking huge shields, and then have them use a teeny sword as a weapon

honestly, just gladiator armies. kill 10 men and become free

easy win

[solar breach]

Imagine if my dick would stay up

[deep topaz]

Love this critter

[slender rock]

@river zealot

Do you have access to aspirin or Tylenol?

[river zealot]

Eh it passed

[slender rock]

Okay

[river zealot]

Just gonna grab some sleep now

[slender rock]

If it comes back Tylenol or ibuprofen with some coffee or an energy drink

Tea works too if nothing else

[river zealot]

Gonna try to remember that

[slender rock]

Something something blood pressure

Those headache relief pills are basic aspirin, acetaminophen and caffeine

[deep topaz]

My antidepressants are also somehow medicating my blood pressure. Tried to stop taking them for a week and my BP went up by 20

Felt like I was swimming the whole time

[stoic girder]

I have a phobia about taking bunch of pills.

You never know which ones are going to make you a psycho.

[deep topaz]

That next Tylenol is gonna make you go cyber psycho

Too much chrome

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk2077-david-martinez-cyberpunk-sandevistan-sad-anime-gif-26952560

[slender rock]

Which ones

[slender rock]

You don't wanna go down the rabbit hole of medication interaction and published trial results

Just don't

💀

[stoic girder]

I have blackpilled myself enough for today.

[slender rock]

What about neonpilled?

🪴

[solar breach]

The answer is zoloft.

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1222345756774629429/1413628045020893296/video0-2695.mp4?ex=68c72b35&is=68c5d9b5&hm=2fbc9b0b6a55204fde62dd9fd825b0cad85967bc045d55ce3b85202843fde925&

[idle veldt]

Have any of you tried meditation

Retrospective meditation

[deep topaz]

Escitalopram

Don't use literally any other mainstream antidepressant

[slender rock]

Ah

[deep topaz]

Zoloft makes you insane

[slender rock]

Well shiiiiieeeet

[deep topaz]

The rest make you want to kill

[slender rock]

Oops

Oh no

🌝

[deep topaz]

I have never heard of a person taking Zoloft being better off

[tight rune]

https://bsky.app/profile/slomnir.bsky.social/post/3lyolm2d6t223

Slomnir (@slomnir.bsky.social)

Fuck it, Bug Dimmadome

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Bluesky · Sep 13, 2025, 1:07 AM

[deep topaz]

Holy shit cyberpunk MILITECH is real

[verbal needle]

So uh

I just shot a home intruder

They're um

Dead I guess because they're not moving anymore

Cops are on their way

[deep topaz]

Did the naval cannon loaded with grapeshot help

[verbal needle]

3 of these did the job

[high wing]

where is your nail

[verbal needle]

Dead

Smashed in a door

[deep topaz]

Bro isn't using RIP rounds. Why bother

[verbal needle]

Idek if 10mm has rip rounds

Gotta go, cops are here

[deep topaz]

Have fun. Look scared so they don't get suspicious

[quartz ridge]

i hope this is fake and gae

[deep topaz]

https://youtu.be/AyhW0z9erDY?si=qhJTqMOp6HE0t2J0

[quartz ridge]

because me personally i would tell like NOBODY incase the feds use it but yk do what you want champ

[verbal needle]

Cops are outside, so in texas, home intruders who attempt a night breaking are basically fair game

I can say and do what I want

[deep topaz]

Texas? You'll be just fine

[slender rock]

Bullshit

[verbal needle]

I can shoot them while their back is turned for all they care

[deep topaz]

I need a scheming eunuch to buy me a few of these

[slender rock]

Anyways

[deep topaz]

Bro wants Stella so bad

[slender rock]

You didn't mag dump

[verbal needle]

No because the bullets are like 2 bucks a pop

[deep topaz]

Fair

Cast your own

[verbal needle]

They're about to ask me questions I'll be back

[slender rock]

It's a pear like wine

I like it, probably too much

👀

Alcoholism arc?

[scenic field]

I shot a home invader and got 9 months in the can shrug emoji

[deep topaz]

The spirit of king assripper is flowing through me

So much ass

[fallow trellis]

did he live

[scenic field]

Yes. Unfortunately.

[eager igloo]

Hollow points? Thought those are illegal

[scenic field]

Texas is exempt from geneva

[eager igloo]

Also post picture of a body

[quartz ridge]

hp are only illegal for militaries

[verbal needle]

Can't, cops were right there and the ambulance already took it

[quartz ridge]

normal citizens in the US can owna shitton

[scenic field]

Theres a picture of the exit wound. You can see the paramedic spreading the wound (to get to an artery easier) with his hands. Some guy spam posted it and got perms removed for a bit

[verbal needle]

I dont have to vacate my house since they died outside but I cant use backdoor until the investigator clears it

[scenic field]

Post police tape

[verbal needle]

They don't do that here

[scenic field]

Oh. Texas

[verbal needle]

I just got a verbal notice

Which is fine since I let my dog out front anyway

[scenic field]

Verbal warning? In texas?

[verbal needle]

I live out in the country

[scenic field]

Bullsheeeeet

Post the police lights

[verbal needle]

I didn't take a picture

[scenic field]

Post SOMETHING

Ok.. what color was the guy lol

[verbal needle]

White

[eager igloo]

Fascinating

[scenic field]

This dudes lying

[verbal needle]

He was the neighbor

They lived here and they're hoarders

[scenic field]

Do they enjoy amphetamines

[verbal needle]

They smoke meth and constantly deconstruct and reconstruct ladders

That picture is google maps and it's old their trash pile is like 10ft high

[scenic field]

Obviously they know something you dont

[verbal needle]

They just got a bunch of foam block that hold up docks

[scenic field]

Where did you shoot him

[verbal needle]

I'm guessing zipper

[scenic field]

Mozambique?

[verbal needle]

I shot off 3 rounds

[scenic field]

Hey bro is that my briefcase

[verbal needle]

He died laying on his side

After falling backwards off the stairs

Dirty red tank top with cargo short and sandals

[fallow trellis]

but as a man I have JJ cups so being a man is better

[verbal needle]

I need those toe popper landmines

[scenic field]

In my police report i was in my pajamas and the detective roasted me lol

'Dingy undershirt, toe poking out of sock'

[naive bison]

Good morning

[scenic field]

Oh

So plump

So content

I wish that was me

Having some foreigner do that to me while speakimg a language i dont understand

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/ted-kaczynski-ted-ted-k-gif-20150378

[simple ore]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1174777217864183938/caption-2.gif

[vast wren]

the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

[glad carbon]

@gleaming grove mrow

[glad carbon]

The commodification of art has been a disaster *

[stoic girder]

Doing a home invasion in Texas at night, how dumb can you be?

[scenic field]

Meth is a hell of a drug

[naive bison]

post a picture of the body RIGHT NOW

(actualy dont dont dont dont dont)

[scenic field]

Its just a body

He aint gonna bite

[naive bison]

in all seriousness i hope you are okay

[naive bison]

what shithole do you live in

[naive bison]

that's the ammo cops use because it's the most safe

[stoic girder]

Did you magdump?

[quartz ridge]

i dont think cops use HP

[naive bison]

the most safe way to go about choosing ammo for self-defense is to use whatever ammo cops use in your area

[naive bison]

they absolutely do

otherwise it overpenetrates

[eager igloo]

Ion fuckin know Im not in bussiness of shooting people

[naive bison]

well i thought you play video games

[eager igloo]

Not really relevant though is it

[naive bison]

yeah it is

[vast wren]

why is the post deleted

oh it isnt

[stoic girder]

GAMMA server has concerningly large number of people who have shot someone.

[vast wren]

isnt texas the most armed american state?

[naive bison]

[stoic girder]

Yes, followed by Florida.

[quartz ridge]

so thats why cheif keef wants to blow new jersey up

[drifting mantle]

Don't go to New Jersey

[vast wren]

if you're breaking in a house in texas, you're just asking to be swiss cheesed

[naive bison]

in a perfect world, you would be everywhere if you were breaking into someones house

[scenic field]

I did. I peeked around a corner and point shot. A bullet hit my neighbors house and the fruity ass DA pressed charges for that.

[naive bison]

what a cute kitty, i am sure it isn't a vicious carnivore

[vast wren]

did the mob use hollow point too much or something

[stoic girder]

Wow, that fucking sucks.

[vast wren]

why is it banned in nj

[quartz ridge]

are you a felon now or smth