🎪bruh-fart

[fluid heron]

his vpn has a time limit

[cunning lance]

didn't give up tho

[narrow lotus]

Ye we caught it today

The bot did

[placid sail]

ironically making the situation worse because server-wide media ban made the support more difficult

[narrow lotus]

[cunning lance]

it wasn't that

i thought it was

but it wasn't

[narrow lotus]

[cunning lance]

you didn't check deleted images?

wack

[narrow lotus]

Well.if the bot cacthes it its bad, bot only has very bad shit blacklisted

[fluid heron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473601315084173324/1059210974869073980/1EB70C45-ECBA-444C-BAD1-D681E892127F.gif

[placid sail]

I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if iedy has never read the server rules fully

[fluid heron]

ok the bot isnt paid off by the clintons

thats good

[narrow lotus]

I actually didnt

[placid sail]

it shows

[narrow lotus]

When ppl say rule X or Y i have no clue

But i assume it is there

[cunning lance]

true

[placid sail]

vibe policeman

[heady crow]

atleast the server has rules, it was kind of annoying to post something to test the waters and for aldo to freak the fuck out

[fluid heron]

rule 34 says I am the owner of the server look it up on google

[placid sail]

has no idea what the rules are and just winging it

[narrow lotus]

Works well enough

[drifting mantle]

So all we had to do, was say
"Give us back the perms, it says so in the rules!"???

[narrow lotus]

Yeah aldo was so unfun he just didnt get along with anyone

He only talked to grok and by talk i mean glazing

[heady crow]

sometimes i wondered how he even got mod but i guess thats how

[fluid heron]

most of the mods sucked

Josta was just a fucking asshole

[visual stirrup]

to think
one day, we'll be talking about iedy in the past tense
just lke we do with aldo and S5

[narrow lotus]

Mods were part of Gamma helper team , we all used to help ppl with gamma at the start

Install it etc

[placid sail]

the entirety of mod team, present and past, works exclusively on their whim and their mood, it's just aldo's was leaning more towards arbitrary pedantic bullshit and powertripping at all times while the rest do it rarely

[heady crow]

cat was alright. I remember them talking about islam, me linking the wiki page to islam and then getting muted by him

[narrow lotus]

Aldo played a shit ton of gamma

And was active

[heady crow]

[narrow lotus]

When grok made gamma server i was literally muted in anomaly

So i just joined

[fluid heron]

josta would fucking patrol stalker chat like if someone talked about anything that wasnt stalker for like a message it was an attack against him

[placid sail]

you're like that nurse who worked for 14 years or something like that and was eventually fired because people never bothered to actually check her credentials all that time, she just sorta appeared there

[visual stirrup]

bring back #stalker_RP_chat

[fluid heron]

there could be 2 people in there and he would shut that shit down

[narrow lotus]

Grok asked in anomaly who wants to test his modpack

I was brand new to Stalker , i loved the shit out of it so i said yeah sure , cant be fucked to mod the game anyway

[fluid heron]

i came after drewskis first video

[narrow lotus]

I knew i could read english instructions to not fuck ip the install

[heady crow]

this servers 9/11

[fluid heron]

for newbie chat maybe

[narrow lotus]

In pretty sure i have one of the first gamma builds as a .zip in my pc still

[fluid heron]

they usually didnt stick around long enough for the other chats

[pseudo robin]

Were you told gamma didnt fake survival

[fluid heron]

it fakes it hard

[narrow lotus]

Yeah drewski made it clear we needed to organize shit

And get new mods

That was skom and dry

[primal rapids]

500 MORE AK VARIANTS

[fluid heron]

add another ak variant

[narrow lotus]

Tarkov moment

[fluid heron]

same ak74 but its mag is bakelite orange

that would fix the fucking game

[placid sail]

I didn't give two shits about all that tacticool variability added and still don't

[narrow lotus]

New gun - AK 2025 ( ak 12 but slightly greyed out )

[heady crow]

2000 useless filler items to flesh out the world and make it realistic

[fluid heron]

when grok removed the hera i was about to turn into the goatse guy

[pseudo robin]

Bring back goon mags

[placid sail]

but gamma making the crafting system of anomaly which is cool but entirely needless since you can just buy everything actually important and essential tickled my fancy

[narrow lotus]

I rly dont like it either , the sweet spot is maximum a red dot and a supressor for me, and a cheap grip or whatever

The M4 Hera

Was so cringe lol

[pseudo robin]

I also enjoy autistic repair simulator

[fluid heron]

its my favorite m4

[narrow lotus]

The old hera with the 60 rounder

[fluid heron]

shit felt like a tarkov meta build

[pseudo robin]

real

[fluid heron]

fucking put an lpvo on it fucked so hard

[cunning lance]

i'm pretty certain my first gamma save ended up with me using the HERA and Hip being my companion

[narrow lotus]

Yeah even in tarkov those guns stand out too much

[cunning lance]

[cunning lance]

i didn't even finish it

[fluid heron]

i beat the game with the hera

[narrow lotus]

I never got past Sin in red forest

[cunning lance]

it became so easy and boring

[narrow lotus]

Quest wise

[pseudo robin]

Angled foregrip for gamma weapons when

[cunning lance]

that's around the time i quit my first save yea

[cunning lance]

obviously i kept playing

over and over

[fluid heron]

what the fuck is bro talking about

[narrow lotus]

Oof whats this

[placid sail]

the premise is laughable (the zone which is smuggling central is prevented from getting new guns by un or something, like that would ever stop any enterprising slavic person), but the dophamine from collecting all that trash and crafting your drip from the grounds up is devious

[visual stirrup]

the rare "freaky busy"

[narrow lotus]

@oblique spire sir are u still with us

[visual stirrup]

you mostly see him when he deigns to post memes in here

[cunning lance]

[narrow lotus]

I mean if u sort busy messages by oldest and "sex" u will find it used....a lot

[pseudo robin]

So true tarkov is the only other game that gives me dopamine collecting random shit

[fluid heron]

gonna do that real quick

[narrow lotus]

Bz was freaky

[pseudo robin]

Free delight

[narrow lotus]

I took me months to realise his name busy comes from bz ( bz11k)

Then he changed to Benzin

[fluid heron]

bro was talking about baldurs gate

[placid sail]

for a split second I thought that I miss the freaky rp channels laughs, but then I remembered more, and I cringed, and I've changed my mind

[primal rapids]

Silksong players getting skill checked: The two mask damage attacks are such bullshit
Modder: Hold my beer

[pseudo robin]

The jannies have their own rp chat im sure of it

[fluid heron]

reminds me of shit like this

[fluid heron]

double the bugged reach

[primal rapids]

Triple Beak Thing health and damage

[fluid heron]

nah just their speed

[narrow lotus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1171765359423000586/D99F9A22-A73F-4967-882C-C709D50CE9A6.gif

[fluid heron]

give them 99 dex so they can swing instantly too

[placid sail]

it's just them all being their usual selves and flop rping a powerless abused maid probably

[pseudo robin]

[fluid heron]

why did the rp chat exist?

[narrow lotus]

Every server had it

[fluid heron]

its so fucking weird lmao

[heady crow]

mfs werent around for vans pebble and it shows

[narrow lotus]

And gtanil

[heady crow]

andrew 😭

[placid sail]

it was a wonderful mental loophole which I made point of remembering for future use

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/look-how-they-massacred-my-boy-godfather-sad-cry-hurt-gif-16433641

[primal rapids]

Every discord has a moderator furry RP chat, it is written

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-impact-third-impact-3rd-impact-truth-nuke-anime-meme-gif-9672669363915948084

[narrow lotus]

Well we have a russian furry mod, italian one , romanian, we just need a black mod and we are like thanos stones

[bold kettle]

more like kidney stones

[heady crow]

russian furry mod? So weve had two in total?

[fluid heron]

good luck finding that

[prisma quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/admin-admin-furry-stash-admin-furry-furry-discord-gif-22557705

[narrow lotus]

Who was 1st

[heady crow]

madi had to have been a furry too cmoon

[narrow lotus]

Okay cat was not a furry

Idk madi was just a dumb kid that flew too close to the internet

[placid sail]

the gauntlet of retarded racists in csgo call

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jensen-ackles-pointing-smiling-supernatural-dean-winchester-gif-11379335554187487189

[prisma quartz]

madi wasn't a furry

[placid sail]

madi has been everything he stayed nearby of for longer than five minutes

[prisma quartz]

if madi was a furry he didn't seem like the type of person to not tell you immediately in some way

[narrow lotus]

He can be for a price

At least thats what i heard from brainfart 2 chronicles

[solar breach]

lol this was always a funny mod

[narrow lotus]

[prisma quartz]

bro so can i

[fluid heron]

how much are we talking?

[prisma quartz]

at least $5

[narrow lotus]

Not enough....trust me

[fluid heron]

cant even buy a big mac with that anymore

[narrow lotus]

Well you can buy

Imma just leave it

[fluid heron]

i was at a fancy ass Japanese restaurant and i got calimari and like 20 sushi rolls for like 30 bucks

best fucking food ive ever had

[narrow lotus]

Shit man i rly want sushi

Havent had in ages but shit is gold priced here

[fluid heron]

i was there with my dad and he got their brusslesprouts

[fluid heron]

dude they tasted like fucking candy they were so sweet and delicious

[heady crow]

who?

[narrow lotus]

What is this my goon ethusiast

[gleaming grove]

Absolute Cinema

[primal rapids]

A honse grill

[heady crow]

oh

[gleaming grove]

It is a honse grill

[narrow lotus]

[placid sail]

you're still stalking his weird ass e-whore account aren't you

[fluid heron]

backwards p90?

[narrow lotus]

God no that would be terrible for anyones fucking self respect , but sadly i do hear stuff

And its just sadder

[gleaming grove]

Backward P90

[narrow lotus]

[primal rapids]

Back asswards

[gleaming grove]

The last time I heard from Madi was them promoting their onlyfan

Or atleast that was what I remember

[placid sail]

I mean it's a great song, but I feel like my expectations were subverted

where funny

[heady crow]

subverting expectations?? Bingo vance, brilliance

[narrow lotus]

Last thing i heard about his wherebouts he was the boy toy of some gangster or whatever and got into trouble or shit and had his rented apartment burnt down or whatever

[primal rapids]

https://youtu.be/55kBG5TD0OY?t=136

Have a crow saying woo, very important

[solar breach]

classic

[gleaming grove]

The what no shit

[narrow lotus]

Yeah it was a year + ago but i do remember that part

[prisma quartz]

what the actual fuck

[gleaming grove]

Why are all slavic people wild af

[narrow lotus]

It was shortly after he got banned, he was telling ppl.he was making too good money from that dude to let him.go

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1235622176128897104/1415932586655481896/lht3BC0.mov?ex=68c5017b&is=68c3affb&hm=b37a88d2fb62715a5c63299894792b44ed7ccb23f7a196dcd59cd020070d8bda&

[gleaming grove]

They are literally rivalring hamster on how to die in the strangest possible way

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/ratatouille-meme-read-reads-reading-gif-8306972760366531490

[narrow lotus]

I hope im wrong , idk who could confirm it anymore

Dont care either, it was a loong time ago

But i know he is still

"Professing"

The twink business still pays off

[gleaming grove]

Man mods on this server are wild

[placid sail]

Falco's curse

[narrow lotus]

[gleaming grove]

Mawdi turns into some Flop-style prostitute

Josta is just Josta

[prisma quartz]

flop-style prostitute
what does that even mean

[gleaming grove]

I forgot there is another mod but he left or something suddenly

[narrow lotus]

Josta was a mentally broken individual that was chronically online aadly

He was disconnected from the real world and real people

[gleaming grove]

Twink

[placid sail]

opposed to the rest of the mods, who don't hang out here all day

[visual stirrup]

who is this "cat" person y'all keep mentioning? when did they leave the server?

[placid sail]

aldo's lackey

[narrow lotus]

@zenith grove

[gleaming grove]

I swear every single thing he said was the dumbest thing I have heard but he would mute ppl if they actively argue against his twist view

[narrow lotus]

Seems he just isnt online anymore

[visual stirrup]

ah
I don't run into them because I never leave brainfart

[gleaming grove]

The only cat person I know active is @glad carbon

[narrow lotus]

[placid sail]

aldo and cat were coming here occasionally

[narrow lotus]

Aldo was ragebaiting to mute

He was a Xalrider but eith mod powers

[gleaming grove]

I remember Aldo leaving but I keep hearing ppl said he was bullied into leaving

[placid sail]

no mod before has ever given me such a strong impression of an unhappy woman slowly approaching her menopause as much as aldo

[gleaming grove]

No way they Boid the Zom

[narrow lotus]

Yeah we all didnt vibe with him at all

[placid sail]

wasn't your official story that he left to write a book?

[gleaming grove]

Didnt he mute a lot of people or something

[narrow lotus]

He left on his own tho, he said he dislikes how the server was moderated

We didnt kick him

We didnt even remove his role.when he left

[narrow lotus]

He came back yeah after that hiatus

And realised we changed a lot of stuff and he didnt like how we didnt mute for everything like the word retard or kys

He felt we were too lenient

[placid sail]

well duh, I remember him giving shit to Falco even before the hiatus

[narrow lotus]

Yeah it was difficult, trust me, the admin chat was worse

[gleaming grove]

So he was too serious?

[solar breach]

this one is more polished but i like the one with the combat music

[placid sail]

josta and aldo really have a lot in common, it's just the one was unloved by a strict catholic family and the other by a whore

[narrow lotus]

They hated each other

[placid sail]

what didn't they hate

aside from muting people of course

[narrow lotus]

Aldo immediately saw josta as an inferior being and started trating him like a peasant with fancy words

[glad carbon]

meow :3

[gleaming grove]

Josta is just Josta man

He has the worst L take ever

And dude was very adamant that he was right about it and everyone else was wrong

[narrow lotus]

Josta was power hungry Aldo had a god complex

Him being a GAMMA pro , educated person and prob older than most of us made him.behave like a cunt

[gleaming grove]

Talked to him multiple of time and he becomes very defensive when exposing him talking about topic that he doesn't know of

[placid sail]

funny thing is, I never interacted with josta at all, but when I've done that survey about gamma stuff popularity and seen that josta is so fucking far ahead of anyone by the level of hate, it told me all I need to know

[gleaming grove]

Doesnt Josta harass people in Stalker chat for not playing the game the way he plays?

[narrow lotus]

Yeah he used to

[placid sail]

criminally small penis

[narrow lotus]

He was also homophobic

Like openly

He wanted to mute samantha like 5 times just for typing in chat with him in it

[placid sail]

oh goddamit, tricked me you bird

[narrow lotus]

Josta was Falcos biggest mistake

[narrow lotus]

He knows that tho

Falco has the heart in the right place

We tried

[placid sail]

Falco's heart is in the ass

being friendly is one thing, but trusting over and over and over! with responsibility people who he barely knows is silly

[narrow lotus]

We were desperate too we needed amother russian mod

But we paid too much

Ironically , now we are in the same boat

[gleaming grove]

Idk whats going on w him, he hates everything people like when talkign in chat

[narrow lotus]

2/3 russian speaking mods left

So....we need one again

[visual stirrup]

bro said that silencers and optics were basically cheats

[narrow lotus]

I said at the start his issues, he is disconnected from the real world and chronically online

He cant percieve others well

[placid sail]

good fucking luck trusting any russian with that miniscule but power, your only relatively safe bet is promoting some helper

[narrow lotus]

Hell we literally had to kidnap oflin

[gleaming grove]

I remember he said guns are stupid and people are too dumb for allowing it in the US and I ripped him a new one

[narrow lotus]

He denied us so many tines we made him mod

[cunning lance]

it was like four times

don't get so dramatic

[visual stirrup]

me
I can't even read the brainrot variety of russian spoken in sralnya, but I can totally be trusted with power

[narrow lotus]

Go back to your newbies hole

[cunning lance]

and i came to falco in the end

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-angela-dwight-schrute-shocked-gif-13363502

[gleaming grove]

Should I get Cholula or another Tabasco

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-phone-angry-throw-gif-27416093

[cunning lance]

[placid sail]

were you fucking hiding here or what

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/ksganti-jumpscare-gif-18209355

[lapis zinc]

Cholula

[cunning lance]

i'm "moderating"

[primal rapids]

BL4 already at Mixed on launch from complete ass performance

[gleaming grove]

Who the hell is this??????

[cunning lance]

[primal rapids]

What a shocking turn of events

[placid sail]

your second best bet of getting a russian-speaking mod is bullying flop into learning russian

unlikely he'll succeed, but it's even more unlikely he'll ever abuse the role like most randoms would

[high wing]

https://youtube.com/shorts/mQAvRCS3ogo @narrow lotus @grizzled meadow

[gleaming grove]

Make me a mod for like 5 Vietnamese-speaking ppl in this server 🥺

[narrow lotus]

Higher chance we make Ted a mod at this point

[placid sail]

ah yes, a dedicated mod for rich people

[bold kettle]

tax the poor

[deep topaz]

Dear God he uses the flop emote

[high wing]

Gimme mod 🙂

[cunning lance]

sorry

[high wing]

You would

[narrow lotus]

Mod Mafia

[lapis zinc]

Bring back The Lion as a mod

[high wing]

Give iedy a small mafia hat

[cunning lance]

although i will say
is my favorite emoji

[uncut yew]

Finally, a legitimate reason for his name to be red

[idle veldt]

Pepefridge

[fading portal]

Is this loss

[placid sail]

though arguably, the mod for rich people is already present and it is dry, because he's a furry, and the actual rich people won't hang out in some fucking discord servers, so the richest social class here would be the fucking furries with their unexplainably high relative income

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/card-drop-bateman-gif-22839570

[deep topaz]

The fridge is such an unexplainable emote

[fading portal]

haha so true

[narrow lotus]

Dry is a mushroom picker

[verbal needle]

[narrow lotus]

[deep topaz]

Dude if I had a weird moist cave, I'd be mushroom mining as a job

[placid sail]

well fuck you too

[deep topaz]

Mushrooms are a cash crop

[placid sail]

why the command is disabled

[deep topaz]

Propagate weird shitty niche mushrooms and sell them to fancy restaurants

Same thing as Midwest shrimp farming

[narrow lotus]

Veerseif would have been an excellent candidate but alas we got denied everytime

[primal rapids]

There are some dead man's hand mushrooms growing in my backyard

[gleaming grove]

I just want to be mod so I can uncover what is in iedy's mythical #staff-furry-chat

[placid sail]

boy do I have great news for you. are you an americanoid with a garage?

[narrow lotus]

Veer is what Flop would be without the cringe

[gleaming grove]

Thatd be boring af

[split canyon]

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[uncut yew]

veer has enough on their plate already, the amount of work, the sheer fucking amount of support work

[deep topaz]

Very large barn garage

[narrow lotus]

See how they lurk in here

First oflin now sean

[deep topaz]

Sean is always lurking

[narrow lotus]

!sean

[split canyon]

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[placid sail]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/J_DjVjkCH14 the only thing stopping you from becoming a mushroom baron right now is you

[narrow lotus]

Next is Grin Antoine telling me im a furry

[uncut yew]

Well, the alternative is working in the support mines

[deep topaz]

My mom freaks the fuck out if I do anything outside of the ordinary, so I'd likely be barred from garage shroom farming

[placid sail]

goddamit are you 14 too

[narrow lotus]

U autistic too

[placid sail]

are there any adults here at all

[cunning lance]

the only reason i came around is due to the idiot going around automod with n-words

[uncut yew]

If Falco performs another inactivity purge anytime soon, my ass is gone

[cunning lance]

basically just checking to make sure he didn't spread around

[narrow lotus]

Its ok u can stay

[uncut yew]

Awww, I get to stay piss coloured? neat

[placid sail]

glowing piss boy

[uncut yew]

https://tenor.com/view/golden-shower-bathroom-make-it-rain-trendizisst-gif-15849610

[deep topaz]

My whole family is autistic. My mother has the narcissism autism

[narrow lotus]

Imma go to sleep , nightyy

[split canyon]

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[deep topaz]

I'm 24 living at home because of shit economy

[narrow lotus]

Real

[deep topaz]

Me and my friend are getting our own mobile home eventually

[narrow lotus]

Rent prices are comical

I cant even blame anyone

Fuck life

[placid sail]

but the tyrannical parents of yours won't allow you to have a humble mushroom farm in a garage

[deep topaz]

600 a month for a dingy closet

[placid sail]

can't wait for our children's generation to have those japanese sleep pods with the space of a coffin as the only renting option

[uncut yew]

Reject northern-European and American moving out at 18, embrace southern-European staying with the family till married

[deep topaz]

I think she's borderline schizophrenic and thinks everyone hates and wants to make fun of her

[solar breach]

"im gonna have my own place at 19" mfw

[tidal trellis]

Do you mind!

I'm watching something!!

You understand how rude it is to disturb someone when they're watching something smh

[placid sail]

[tidal trellis]

The manners of some people, smh smh

I do not answer to you busy

[primal rapids]

I'm living with my mom because it's a fucking huge house that's more like two houses glued together and finding another house in this location in this economy sounds like a massive hassle I don't want to deal with.

[placid sail]

I feel like the whole american "you're an adult now move the fuck out" won't work even for them anymore because it seems like it started with your boomer generation who could actually afford their own living space sooner or later, and the modern ones absolutely cannot

[uncut yew]

😏

[tidal trellis]

I am not weak to do so

It is beneath me to set to do not disturb

[placid sail]

"I am a slut, give me le attention"

[visual stirrup]

bro is never going to learn
he doesn't know that the reason he continues to get pinged is because he answers the pings

I really hope that it's just an act

[uncut yew]

masochism

[visual stirrup]

the alternative is too pathetic

[placid sail]

russians have a funny balance of the housing situation
99% of the time, you can stay with your parents up to your own grave, but most of the time, you'll greatly regret it

[visual stirrup]

isn't that a general european thing?

well, everywhere except for the US

[placid sail]

I wouldn't know, I have a nation-wide restraining order for going there

[uncut yew]

Mostly southern European

[gleaming grove]

The impossible thing rn is an affordable rent price that let you live comfortably

[bold kettle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSQvmkor0TE yooooooo

i cant believe i missed it

[tidal trellis]

Mr I do not act anything

[placid sail]

oh right, there's a second variation for this that is not just attention whoring

well, it still is in a way, but the point is, flop is too autistic or scared to start a conversation while he wants to, which creates a frustration and a dead end, but something must give way, so it devolves into that thing "I can't/won't initiate but I know this annoys them and it's almost like interacting so that I will do"

can't decide which is worse

[fluid heron]

flop shit talk him or sum

[placid sail]

well that's the beauty of it, I can shit talk and theory craft all I want, and flop will never ever react to it with anything at all, maybe a little bit of "that's not true!!! " at best because he'd rather die than expose himself in any real way

[tidal trellis]

That's mean! Why

Listen flop left that life behind ago like uhh idk 3 years ago and current version of me is perfect

[gleaming grove]

Is the current version an actual twink?

[tidal trellis]

Went through a metamorphosis to get here

[tidal trellis]

Hey no!

[gleaming grove]

Then send this current version back, we dont want it

[placid sail]

ah yes that occasionally told legend of a savage flop going through a redemption arc and becoming a pure little snowflake

it makes one shudder just to think of atrocities that dark figure of the past could have commited

[gleaming grove]

Peace restored to Brainfart with image perm it seems

[fluid heron]

referring to yourself in the third person

[placid sail]

unwashed cups, slightly raised tone when speaking to mom, half-life servers violations

[gleaming grove]

Why is Flop so civilized now, I don't like it

[tidal trellis]

I have always been wdym!!

I'm the most civilized here amongst the savages

[gleaming grove]

Have you ever tried Mitosis

[placid sail]

your boastful tell of becoming a better man means nothing without any recounting of what was before it, which you will never share, you fucking coward

[tidal trellis]

Do I look like bacteria

[placid sail]

so I'd suggest just dropping that part from your act and sticking to "I have always been perfect", it's very retarded, but at least consistent somewhat

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[solar breach]

You're a good man, Flop Omori

[tidal trellis]

I don't think you'll be that interested to know is all, goober

[gleaming grove]

Flop is no longer flop

He is John Omori now

[placid sail]

and if I am?

[tidal trellis]

Something something you're a good man Arthur Morgan : something something

[tidal trellis]

Naw

Even so, it's for a later time

Nows not the story telling time

[placid sail]

you're telling me that I am not interested? are you thinking for me as well now flop?

[tidal trellis]

Not necessarily

[placid sail]

what time?

[placid sail]

I'll even make the time to hear it

[verbal needle]

You see, I beat off to abstract ideas like fat bitches fighting over food

[tidal trellis]

idk all I know is, I'm getting ready for bed

[verbal needle]

Bed time flop, little baby

Little baby man

[fallow trellis]

I love fat bitches

[solar breach]

god I havent seen that vid in so long

[verbal needle]

You know it's a song now?

[solar breach]

lmao

[verbal needle]

I dont so that is what makes us different

[tidal trellis]

I am not smh

[verbal needle]

It's the idea of bitches fighting over food not the women themselves

[fallow trellis]

thats what makes me better

[verbal needle]

Baby man

[solar breach]

I do NOT fuck with fat bitches

fat bitches DNI

[wraith osprey]

FAT BITCHES DO INTERACT
I LOVE FAT BITCHES

[verbal needle]

But fat bitches fuck with you, how does that make you feel Captain Ahab?

[solar breach]

why would anyone fw me tho

[tidal trellis]

Rude smh

[verbal needle]

Go to sleep little dude, momma gonna make you a real good breakfast in the morning, protein mush since your teeth haven't come in yet

[verbal needle]

Because they fat

[solar breach]

dosent make sense

is it because i have food in my pantry?

[verbal needle]

You have what they want

[solar breach]

fuck

[verbal needle]

Peenor and food

[solar breach]

i need to fortify the kitchen

[verbal needle]

Nobody fucks fat women, they're going to suck you dry and eat all your fruit snacks

[solar breach]

it wont slip between the fat deposits sorry ladies

[bold kettle]

not the fruit snacks

oh god

[verbal needle]

Then they're going to move onto the cheese, then the crackers. Then your deli meats

Until they've eaten you out of house and home, then they're never going to leave

[grizzled meadow]

Hmmm I'll have to check inside my folder

[bold kettle]

the horror, im going to bed, if i even get to sleep

[grizzled meadow]

I missed the hint, that makes me a man

[deep topaz]

https://youtu.be/2qmoXhFm-tk?si=fjLVNGUkCfMc4d_-

[solar breach]

Kino

[deep topaz]

Fartcore

[solar breach]

but when i do this and ask for 12 pizzas for ME

suddenly im a bad guy, and a fat ass, and "why do you have 17 gopros"

[grizzled meadow]

Banger

[fallow trellis]

yeah cuz the 12 pizzas should go to me

[solar breach]

living up to jewish in your user huh

[quartz ridge]

fatass

[fallow trellis]

the pizza was promised to me 3000 years ago

[solar breach]

6 million pizzas? how are we go -ACK

[visual stirrup]

there's no way they have enough stone pizza ovens to-

man, that's like a billion times worse than the one delight got banned for

[verbal needle]

Im a firm pizza denier

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-time-party-joy-celebration-gif-15593197

[primal rapids]

Pizza isn't real unless it's in front of me, we should test this

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-black-goku-black-shuffle-dragon-ball-fighterz-dragon-ball-super-dragon-ball-gif-23302272

[deep topaz]

Chat we gotta hit this guy with a Total War: Rome 2 Greek beehive onager

[verbal needle]

Pizza isn't real, it's something New Yorkers made up to feel relevant

[visual stirrup]

I thought it was the other way around
the guys with the pizzerias invented italy and new york to sell more pizza

wait a second

pizzeria?

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-five-nights-at-freddy's-dance-freddy-fazbear-meme-gif-387447488759269797

[verbal needle]

Doesn't exist, isn't real

Pizza is made up

[fallow trellis]

the bite of 87

[primal rapids]

Pizza deniers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo

[verbal needle]

I have never once seen Pizza, just Flatbread

[primal rapids]

But did any of that flatbread have tomato sauce on it

[verbal needle]

Some of them had eughh.... pesto

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-pick-up-bunny-rabbit-cute-adorable-gif-15359341786111957562

[verbal needle]

I'd sooner believe people eat this mythical food called Pizza over the fact that people out there actually enjoy pesto

[solar breach]

guys i got the catfish

[undone wave]

mods, drain this guys balls and snipe his pilot.

[solar breach]

depends on whos draining my balls tho

[undone wave]

the funny dutch man

[verbal needle]

The snail will take away all your silver lions

You'll be so poor you can repair

You'll have to play.... reserve

[undone wave]

Gacha games are less predatory than WT

[verbal needle]

Idk about that

[undone wave]

at least gambling is fun

[verbal needle]

Gacha games are pretty bad

[undone wave]

WT is never fun. It just becomes less shit (allegedly)

[verbal needle]

https://tenor.com/view/false-gif-10814314758405640492

Warthunder is never fun and never not shitty

If you want to have this so called fun, play in the brackets of 4.7 and 6.0

[undone wave]

I couldn't even survive in 3.0

[verbal needle]

Anything higher is darts and anything lower is first to shoot

[grizzled meadow]

Saving this for later

[verbal needle]

I hated myself and grinded all the way to 8.0 british

[undone wave]

I couldn't get over the minimum 5 minute dead period between each death so I gave up and quit. no regerts

[verbal needle]

5 min death period?

[solar breach]

actually low tier is the most fun

[undone wave]

Climbing at the start of every match

[solar breach]

it just gets horrible at top tier, shit my favorite tank is 2.7

[undone wave]

I will admit my massive skill issue

[verbal needle]

I actually enjoy the conquerer, I've never had a shell shatter

[solar breach]

good news, top tier air with fox 3s its replaced by 5 minutes of ground level flight so you dont get killed immediately

[undone wave]

whenthe scope creep

[solar breach]

la-7 and yak-3e are my goto piston fighters

[undone wave]

I think this thing counts as a piston fighter

[spring quail]

i would wreck that shit instantly

just like this

[verbal needle]

Too bad it doesn't have powered steering

You'll need some arm strength to rip that wheel that hard

[spring quail]

don't worry, i'm him

[edgy abyss]

@red crane

[deep topaz]

Air RB is an exercise in dopamine retraining

Spend 10 minutes climbing to get 5 sparks and shatter your wings. Every kill will give you the jitters after a week of that

[primal rapids]

I want to be an Argi-world peasant far from any warzones or hive cities

[edgy abyss]

Cool, that'd be the periphery worlds and uh... Which Hive fleet you wanna deal with? None? Then Drukarri it is

[primal rapids]

You forgot the possibility of it being a Necron tomb world or Orks being Orks

[spring quail]

what if you strap big gigantic rockets to necron tomb worlds and send them towards people you dont like

[fallow trellis]

change friend to retards

[primal rapids]

Strap rockets to Necron tomb worlds and send them at Tyranid hive fleets to divert them towards the Eldar

A foolproof plan

[edgy abyss]

Step 1: Find a Necron tomb world that doesn't wanna kill you

...

Shit...

[spring quail]

build the rockets quietly

[primal rapids]

I do wonder how Tyranids know what worlds are Necron tomb worlds when Necrons have basically no psychic presence 99% of the time

[edgy abyss]

The ones that have fuck all biomass I guess

as in, they ignore desert planets cuz there's nothing to eat

[primal rapids]

I mean, the Imperium unknowingly colonizes Necron tomb worlds all the time

[edgy abyss]

ye and they eat the humans then fuckoff fighting necrons is pointless

[narrow sorrel]

"unknowingly"

Fucking administratum shitass probably just signed the papers without reading

[primal rapids]

Another possibility is the Mechanicus knew full well that Necrons were there and wanted the technology so they fudged some numbers

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/techpriest-admech-mechanicus-adeptus-mechanicus-hadron-darktide-gif-13146607017756268721

go clonize that planet it's... safe...

[primal rapids]

Even if utilizing xeno technology is illegal, some fuckass Magos is going to do it anyway

[edgy abyss]

literally Cawl

[primal rapids]

That being said even ancient human technology can give Necron tech a run for its money

We’re talking ontological weapons that erase people from the timeline kind of shenanigans

[edgy abyss]

still love the fact that Imperial knights are just giant agriculture mechs

[primal rapids]

Most forms of power armor were also based on civilian EVA suits or construction equipment from the dark ages

[edgy abyss]

wasn't the Warhound class titan a construction mech?

[deep topaz]

hey this sounds a lot like the Mechwarrior universe

technical dark age from a far advanced time, now people are strapping LosTech onto mechs

[edgy abyss]

ehhhh, just scale it 10x
The Imperial Knight is more armed and armored than the best Assault Class mech

[primal rapids]

This time there’s no evil phone company willingly sabotaging humanity to maintain it’s technological edge

(Looks at the Mechanicus nervously)

[deep topaz]

I LOVE COMSTAR

[edgy abyss]

The biggest Assault mech comes only to knee joint of a scout Titan

[deep topaz]

even the biggest assault mechs are still designed to be able to move through a city

and are capped at 100 tons

[primal rapids]

There were fucking Primarchs as large as mechs from Battletech

[edgy abyss]

Meanwhile in warhammer the biggest mech IS A CITY

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40k-horus-heresy-imperial-knight-gif-25208599

[deep topaz]

the level of industrialization is far different between the universes

[edgy abyss]

oh I know, I love both warhammer and MW

[primal rapids]

Hell, the Tyranids regularly make organic war machines the size of a hive city block

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/battletech-mechwarrior-mech-kingcrab-gif-21444984

[primal rapids]

And entire war ships made of meat

[edgy abyss]

King Crab my beloved

[deep topaz]

the King Crab is one of my favorite mechs

[edgy abyss]

Fuck you Atlast, I got TWO AC20s

[primal rapids]

Hot take, I like the Nightstar more than the King Crab

[deep topaz]

King Crab with Quad 10s or dual 20s is hard to beat

[edgy abyss]

bro has dumbass arms

[narrow sorrel]

okay but uh

[edgy abyss]

shoulder, what's that?

[deep topaz]

I have a soft spot for the Highlander and Battlemaster series

[narrow sorrel]

show me the melee stats

[edgy abyss]

Highlander burial is peak usage of Assault jets

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/mechwarrior-online-battletech-highlander-mwo-mech-gif-7190559390088439936

poptart tactic

[primal rapids]

I don’t like the Highlander. Not in concept, goomba stomping an enemy mech will never not be amusing, but because the best way to play the mech is to not put yourself into the situation where goomba stomping another mech is even possible let alone preferable.

[deep topaz]

everybody gangster till the poptart HGN hits you with a gauss rifle and a LRM 20

[edgy abyss]

I'm a light mech player and I fucking love my Raven, because fuck you and your scanning capabilites

[deep topaz]

I think HGN is best used as superheavy fire support and scouting

[edgy abyss]

Found the Steiner fan

[tender karma]

everybody gangster till they run into a hunchback with 3 RAC 2s

[deep topaz]

Annihilator with dual UAC 5s and dual UAC 2s

[primal rapids]

“That’s a nice heavy/assault lance you have. It’d be a shame if someone hit you with a TAG and started raining artillery and Arrow IV’s at you.”

[edgy abyss]

wow, even discord trolls House Steiner

[edgy abyss]

I prefer Narcs

[deep topaz]

Kodiaks are also awesome

[edgy abyss]

My beloved

[deep topaz]

melee proficient while having heavy armor and firepower

[primal rapids]

Ew, clantech

[edgy abyss]

my man

[deep topaz]

they're cool, alright

[primal rapids]

I will never have any respect for Nicky K's technobarbarian test tube babies

[deep topaz]

Inner Sphere are my boys

[edgy abyss]

May 20th 3052 shitlord

[primal rapids]

If it wasn't created by the Hegemony, Star League, or the Successor States, I don't want it

[edgy abyss]

fuck comstar, but Comguard are actual chads

@primal rapids @deep topaz
https://youtu.be/jgCn2FGjZGA

https://youtu.be/vQwbQYYd7qA

[spring quail]

which mechwarrior do i play
i have battletech complete and ive never played it

[deep topaz]

depends on what you like

[edgy abyss]

honestly, for all the shit that MW5 get's it's a great game once you enable full mechlab with mods

[deep topaz]

MW5 is really good if you want piloting, BATTLETECH is good if you like turn based

both games have a lot of mods to flesh out everything

[edgy abyss]

there's also that old MW game where you control a lance frop top down

or hell, you can even mod MW5 to do that

[deep topaz]

my first mechwarrior was MWO

[spring quail]

i like both kinds of games but should i like start mw5 modded from the get go or vaniller

[edgy abyss]

start vanila to get a feel for it, then mod it

FYI i never finished my vanila run

after a few days I moded the game and started playing that

[deep topaz]

MW5 when you're told you'll be fighting a "slightly stronger" enemy force, meanwhile you have to fight 3-4 lances of heavies and assaults

[primal rapids]

Clearly this is the work of ComStar

(it actually is the work of ComStar because almost everything is ComStar's fault)

[edgy abyss]

nothing a Marauder can't handle

fun fact, all my favorite mechs have chicken legs

[primal rapids]

Sorry, best we can do is this old-ass Thunderbolt that still has single heatsinks and no CASE

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1392149844117950526/hoprblelysmal.gif

[primal rapids]

(I shit on the Thunderbolt a lot but it's actually a pretty good Heavy once you unfuck its heat issues)

[deep topaz]

Thunderbolt is peak, but the engine just takes up too much weight for its tonnage

I always have to strip the engine down

[primal rapids]

Honestly I'd just rip out the SRM2

What the fuck are you going to do with an SRM2, tickle them?

[edgy abyss]

anti inf

[deep topaz]

anything below a medium laser is nigh useless. SRM 2 and 4s are only good on tabletop

SRMs of all sizes are great on BATTLETECH because of that

[primal rapids]

Standard Thunderbolt already has a machine gun for anti-infantry. Rip it out and put in a flamer because the Geneva Conventions are more like Geneva Suggestions

[deep topaz]

one thing I like about MW5. There's a mod that adds infantry back into the game

so you can flatten a squad with an AC20 or commit atrocities with a flamer

[spring quail]

just put a mini fridge in your room at this point

[spring quail]

do they shoot back

[deep topaz]

yeah but they don't hurt much

[primal rapids]

Wait for a mission in an urban area and every infantry squad has SRM launchers with inferno missiles

[deep topaz]

I think they can have different weapon types, but I don't remember

[spring quail]

i wish gundam battle operation 2 wasn't ass aids

[primal rapids]

Reminds me of this one fanfic where someone got isekai'd as a Cappie and gave the FedCom PTSD during the 4SW by Zerg-rushing them with Firebees armed with inferno SRM's. Just fucking buried their heavies and assaults in bugmechs.

[spring quail]

who wins

[solar breach]

Soldier does

engie only has 125 heath and a shotgun, braindead black box soldier main with a blighted beak pocket will vaporize the poor soul

[spring quail]

hold on

[deep topaz]

Engie without his constructions loses every 1-on-1

[solar breach]

even with a sentry the circling heart grim hatte blighted peak combo effect medic will always have uber somehow

[spring quail]

i didnt post an image of a medic

[solar breach]

its common knowledge every pub stomber soldier main has a medic surgically attached

god i fucking hate those kinds of medics

most basic bitch people ever dude

[deep topaz]

soldier bf and medic gf

[spring quail]

i miss x10 trade servers and flying around with quickiebomb

[solar breach]

hey guys something is wrong with my boat textures

[spring quail]

i thought that was world of warships

[solar breach]

nope

[spring quail]

yeah i can see the ui in the first image- your boat just looks like it was ripped from wows

shit had my wires crossed
had to double take

[solar breach]

no its a custom skin from when i played Azur Lane

Hipper was my favorite

[deep topaz]

ghost runner 2 free on Ebic

[spring quail]

noice

[solar breach]

yeah cause its a partnership with azur lane

[spring quail]

yeah i was shoWING YOU why i double took your image

[deep topaz]

$90 for one fuckin boat reskin

[solar breach]

yeah thats why i dont play WoW or WoT lmfao

[deep topaz]

ONE

[solar breach]

at least when i pay 90 bucks for something in war thunder its usually cause its goofy and being player sold cause its rare

[spring quail]

WoT isn't as bad with this but the "bundles" that they do for one tank are wack

[solar breach]

at least getting the excelscior in WoT is easy :/

[deep topaz]

Wargaming milks their whales 24/7

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/V3io6F1.png
like i just bought this (lol) and it comes with 100% crew

https://i.imgur.com/KffMAty.png
https://i.imgur.com/TAxtRl1.jpeg
but you could pay more

[solar breach]

for an xm57? lmao

[deep topaz]

good god

[fluid heron]

are you alright? Like in the head?

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/RHuTqnJ.png
https://i.imgur.com/iHNg2uo.png
these are the respective bundle contents

the cheap one i got is just the tank

[deep topaz]

this goes hard

[glad carbon]

gaijin sucks ass I hate them so much

[spring quail]

galactus with a gun

[glad carbon]

everything they touch turns to mtx p2w slop

[glad carbon]

they just published some "tarkov with anomalies" extraction shooter and the editions are at the same tier

[spring quail]

i feel like wt for the average person is "pay to have a sense of winning" since you can still just die in one shot

[glad carbon]

pay 120$ for premium only crafting recipes and thermal sights and shit

[solar breach]

also also

[glad carbon]

yeah it doesnt make you invincible but you 100% have a leg up over anyone who doesnt have that kit

[solar breach]

t-20, look how cute, i want one so bad

[spring quail]

i want to drive one of these through my church's doors and use the seats as pews

if pastors can pull up in rolls royces i can do this

[solar breach]

it would prob fit

[solar breach]

if pastors are pulling up in rolls royces at your church its time to find a new one brother

[spring quail]

that happened at some megachurch somewhere

[deep topaz]

yeah guys our pastor only has 2 jets. keep donating

[spring quail]

i miss back in the day when i lived in florida pastor would invite families over and have a huge cookout, let us kids tear up his back yard with golf carts

[edgy abyss]

hello #🎪bruh-fart , @weak jackal now has a command that pings her, enjoy typing !sam

[weak jackal]

FUUUUUUUUCK

[split canyon]

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[verbal needle]

Moooo

[split canyon]

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[idle veldt]

Shame the faction is kinda mid

[verbal needle]

Skaven yes yes

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/shironeko-cat-holding-a-flower-shironeko-sleepy-cat-holding-a-flower-silly-cat-sorry-gif-2983801009814780729

[solar breach]

sending this to my favorite skaven obsessed transgender

[solar breach]

YIPPEE

[glad carbon]

hiiii :3

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/skaven-dance-warhammer-fantasy-dancing-skaven-ratman-dance-gif-19349860

[deep topaz]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DNTD1V62?ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_fed_asin_title
this is cool. it's a little thermal printer that you just feed paper into and it burns it onto thermal paper. Like a big receipt printer

[spring quail]

i literally slam dunk those things into carts at work all the time hopefully you get one that works

[deep topaz]

first page printed fine

[spring quail]

not everyone yeets your shit like i do

[deep topaz]

basically 0 moving parts. should be nigh indestructible. just a heat strip

[spring quail]

tbh nothing breaks at work like fucking laundry detergent
even if i set the thing down gently in the cart it'll inevitably get squished and the retarded soft jug in a box will pop open

we clean up so much goddamn laundry detergent in my department

[deep topaz]

when I worked 1 day at Walmart, stocking shelves, that's basically what happened for us too

90% of broken goods were laundry stuffs, cat litter, and jarred pasta sauce

[spring quail]

i am very thankful we havent had a cat litter box bust since ive been there

but i be shaking the shit out of all carbonated drinks before i put them in the cart

[deep topaz]

cat litter is the last thing I'd worry about. it's a lightly or non-scented absorbent material

[spring quail]

stop ordering 12 packs of soda on amazon

[deep topaz]

you should stock up on cat litter explosions for spill station use

pretty sure that's what walmart uses

[solar breach]

it prob works as a great oil absorbent

[spring quail]

we have people for that it just stops work in the lane when they show up to clean but the packages dont stop coming

[deep topaz]

hibachi is cool

you gotta go to school for like 6 years to be a hibachi chef or something crazy like that

[fluid epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/736742859599904844/1416210998255157278/tumblr_szlqcmPzfR1zs633i.mp4?ex=68c604c5&is=68c4b345&hm=7232bff129181f68effbcffbdf945fa7ad3881340a7464446664545d63efa571&

[deep topaz]

yuge moff

[visual stirrup]

i'm just filling the basement freezer with meat
mind your own fucking business

[deep topaz]

give him a nice backstrap and he'll leave you alone

or a leg roast

[solar breach]

dont trust human meat from strangers kids

they might not clean the nerves out properly

[deep topaz]

me when i eat a nerve and absorb its pain

https://tenor.com/view/cat-on-fire-sitting-edited-on-fire-fire-gif-17645117

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/zoro-pain-one-piece-kuma-paw-paw-fruit-gif-20611761

[solar breach]

not what im talking about but go off king

[deep topaz]

Then what do you mean

[solar breach]

prions are usually found in the central nervous system

as long as you avoid those its pretty safe to eat

[spring quail]

can't you like cook them out or are they just like that

[visual stirrup]

900 degrees farenheit

[spring quail]

prions :

[deep topaz]

so then how do you know if there's nerves in the meat

[obtuse narwhal]

dont ban me im not goatse guy this is a funny meme

[visual stirrup]

ban this guy's balls

[gleaming grove]

If dragonroach looks like a dragon

What about a co-

[obtuse narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/cooked-i-am-cooked-we-are-cooked-it's-so-over-it's-over-gif-988582128926555324

[deep topaz]

also, side note, those "Russian" drones that struck a building in Poland were actually fired by Ukraine

no WW3

[spring quail]

plot twist they article 5 ukraine instead

[obtuse narwhal]

in spanish its translated to "cucadragon" which is funny bc we call socialists kukas

[spring quail]

it is 10:30pm and mfs are in my house grilling steaks at this hour

[deep topaz]

yummy

[spring quail]

food smells should stop at 8pm

[obtuse narwhal]

bro when i lived in dorms and someone was cooking yummy food at night i wanted to kill them so bad and steal all their shit

2am and i wake up to someone roasting burgers and cant sleep until i eat something myself lol

[spring quail]

im petty

[deep topaz]

2am drunk burgers...mmm

[spring quail]

i'd dump an entire can of that liquid ass fart spray into the hvac and drop out

[gleaming grove]

Kanye West? No

Kant I East

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1250488448855445514/Media_240506_184857.gif

[frail kettle]

perms back

[spring quail]

Look at my smeecelet

[frail kettle]

he looks dangerous

[deep topaz]

blood mark of battle

[spring quail]

she
and she is

[frail kettle]

how many states is she wanted in

[spring quail]

itd be easier to list the ones she isnt

she's a feral rescue but she is so arbitrarily lovey dovey then trying to assassinate you the next minute

she also pissed on a ton of my clothes and my ex took her

[frail kettle]

lmao

wait what

just stole the cat?

[spring quail]

no i agreed to it since my next living situation after the breakup was not cat friendly

[frail kettle]

oh ok

[spring quail]

her name is reece but i kept bastardizing her name to smeece or eece or meece

[deep topaz]

your cat looks like she'd be a predator strain terminid

[slender rock]

[frail kettle]

no fleece, missed opportunity

[slender rock]

Cock
C
O
C
K g o b b l e r

@naive bison

[spring quail]

she'd solo the entire hive planet tbh

[frail kettle]

imagine a big cat with the temper of a house cat

[deep topaz]

get a gougar

https://tenor.com/view/plinka-plinkna-floppa-bingus-meme-gif-25031665

[spring quail]

she was territorial as fuck in the house like if you got near something she decided was hers she'd let you know whose turf your on

[frail kettle]

OH FUGGGG‼️

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/982684205102297108/1414929932001218601/Screen_Recording_20250909_205914_Instagram.mp4?ex=68c5f8ef&is=68c4a76f&hm=b2c84b0d3ec222d14d653410e5a016e870b11afa3efc2cf70992845f617327b8&

[deep topaz]

your cat saw you as an equal instead of a provider

probably why she was so...bipolar

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796191107750035496/1416243943460442192/AQPiAMIe2kKV8w62ea5fevDGBMVMN2p7hg4EruOD6Wlrd9RJCYrL6jMHQj-v9p7Wf5PknlnKZiadEOli6KUUQkf84tPsU0uW3Y118fE.mp4?ex=68c62374&is=68c4d1f4&hm=1c7b002cd1f0a9f1571739336defcce9803650fe6e092f422859888f587541f5&
or get a soggy

[spring quail]

she was a barn kitten rescue

but yeah she kept forgetting she's like the size of a football and weighs about the same

[solar breach]

She looks RETARDED

[spring quail]

she would actually come after and attack you if you really pissed her off like if you wanted her out of your room and she kept shoving her off the bed she'd literally become hostile

[spring quail]

she is and i called her silly sleece every time she tried to fight me

[deep topaz]

hostile NPC

[spring quail]

she didnt care that my hand could just prevent her from moving entirely
she also barked

or did like an aggressive cough

[deep topaz]

weird cat

weird...weird cat

[spring quail]

i wouldnt trade her for the world. i love feral rescues

it's like a jailbroken orange cat, they can be any color

[deep topaz]

I have a calico that doesn't really meow. I don't think she ever learned to. very shy and almost never lets me pet her. Skinny as a rail. When I talk to her she just kinda opens her mouth and breathes at me

[gleaming grove]

I went to a cat cafe and a calico tabby just circles around me and meowing constantly

I just dont have any money to take him home

[spring quail]

i could never "rent a cat" like that

[deep topaz]

stupid looking orange cats are my favorite. Little dummies

[spring quail]

this is bubbles

[deep topaz]

peets out

[spring quail]

fun fact the guy in the backround decided to cut himself at work one day and when the manager slipped in his blood and had to go to the hospital he didnt get fired

[deep topaz]

ear gauges. checks out

[spring quail]

he was an ultra retard. but bubbles belonged to the fat fuck i shamed previously with the nasty ass apartment. i cut him off so i cant see bubbles anymore

it didn't matter where or how quietly you sat down or where bubbles was, he would instantly appear, go mow, and jump in your lap

[deep topaz]

ha ha funny point guy in corner

[deep topaz]

sweet oranges

[spring quail]

he got so much hair all over my clothes

[spring quail]

i hate how fucking brainrotted i am to just NOOTICE shit like this and chuckle to myself

[deep topaz]

IM NOOOOOTICEIINNNNNG

[signal cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/what-happened-what-happened-to-you-as-a-child-what-kind-of-trauma-makes-you-act-like-this-stare-stare-cat-gif-2454779732634892782

[solar breach]

Godamnit I got a stalker meme but it has a dude saying the nword

[high wing]

i give you the pass

[solar breach]

for reference it was a black man

[solar breach]

"i be tellin yall we live in a video game some of these mfs cant be real"

[solar breach]

oh hey i was looking for that video of the old man

thanks

[solar breach]

i used to have a version of this cat which would crash discord

[signal cobalt]

if you find it, dibs

[solar breach]

it dosent work it was patched a lonnnggg time ago

[signal cobalt]

i have too many videos, and too little time

[quartz ridge]

dm me it pls

[solar breach]

before i cleaned it up my downloads folder on my phone was like 30k assorted images and vids

[signal cobalt]

30k you say?... like, 30k as in... the HERESY ERA?

you activated the heresy tism, you have 30 seconds to flee

[solar breach]

Uhh

[signal cobalt]

better split like a banana before you get folded like an omelette gamer

[solar breach]

Uhhhhhh..... rip Ferrus Manus my glorious primarch

[signal cobalt]

man fuck iron hand guy, hella mid, McDornalds is where its at

[solar breach]

Idc he was the best metal worker in the galaxy

[signal cobalt]

mfw vulkan

[solar breach]

Post heresy iron hands are cool asf too with their gene seed corruption

[signal cobalt]

brother forgot the literal smithing primarch

[solar breach]

Vulcan was about on par with WEAPON smithing

[signal cobalt]

whos the only equal of ferrus

[solar breach]

Ferrus could handle molten metal with his hands

[signal cobalt]

also hes better, since he cant die, L ferrus manus

lil bro isnt a perpetual, L ngl

[solar breach]

If Vulcan can't die then why is in my slaps suspiciously shaped vulkan belly

[signal cobalt]

dont fucking go there mate

[solar breach]

I have augmented my stomach to handle acids equal to thay of a vultures so that he may never reform

[signal cobalt]

anyways, perpetual vulkan moment, im pretty sure hes also resistant to extreme heat, because i mean... dude lived on a planet that is just volcanoes, ash, and magma

i think the ambient temperature is like 100 celsius minimum

[solar breach]

Iron Hands will still be my favorite even if I'm the only one

I mean my favorite wh faction is the adeptus mechanicus so

[signal cobalt]

youre not the only one, i just think theyre boring, theyre the homeless chapter, mfs basically are beggars lmao

the only unique thing about them is their ability to craft the mark iv maximus even 18000 years later

which is neat, but the mark x takes great inspiration from the mark iv, i mean its similar to the point the x looks like a sized up, modernized iv

[solar breach]

I would make the best power armor engineer

We need SPALL LINERS and TRAUMA PADS

[signal cobalt]

but yeah power armor hasnt really changed since the mark iv

its been the same idea, just new shapes, and innovations/lack thereof

but the imperium is finally at a point that the armor is of a similar grade to the iv, so thats neat

[deep topaz]

It's hilarious how my phone's photos share button has the first listed option being my college professors email. This is the last person I'd want to see anything in my camera roll

[jagged robin]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-thoughts-evil-cat-baby-cat-kitten-kitty-gif-26009958

[solar breach]

I recognize a Seth thumbnail

[solar breach]

Can you guess who I chose

[signal cobalt]

heavy? because ur retarded?

[deep topaz]

I am a worrying mix of heavy and ezio

[solar breach]

Gee I wonder which merc I based my online persona off of

[stoic girder]

You are retarded enough to pick Pyro.

[deep topaz]

I didn't have Xbox so no idea who chief really is

[solar breach]

How DARE you

[signal cobalt]

i mean i picked the hidden 5th option, chimpanzee

because i was a fucking weird kid

glad i recovered from whatever the fuck struck me with the behavior i had

[solar breach]

I was spastic as fuck in middle school then quickly went super quiet in high school

[deep topaz]

I was, thank God, cripplingly socially awkward

So I never acted out what my retard brain wanted to do

[stoic girder]

Being the quiet poor kid is never fun.

[spring quail]

same

everyone swore i was gonna up pole i just wanted to listen to music and get good grades

[solar breach]

I was only quiet unless you
Started a conversation about a topic I was into
Liked you
Or started a game of Penis! With me.

I never lose Penis!
Ever.

[visual stirrup]

clean up the pool?

[stoic girder]

I was super outgoing until I realized we were poor and how hard my parents struggled.

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/dylan-gif-2872701559437382304

[deep topaz]

I'm almost certain they thought I would become a shooter. A few times I had all the popular kids start texting me at once, asking how I was

[solar breach]

We knew one kid who actually did threaten to shoot up the school

[deep topaz]

But I was amicable with everyone and had no enemies

[idle veldt]

Da blicky

[deep topaz]

They knew my home life sucked

[solar breach]

I always kept my head under the radar and by senior year was well liked despite not saying much

[stoic girder]

I went with the prison rules and befriended the biggest guy in school.

[solar breach]

That also could be the case

[spring quail]

we had an autismo naruto run to every class and he randomly caught me reading jojo's at lunch and asked me if peter griffin or cartman was stronger

[deep topaz]

I was the biggest guy in my grade. At least build wise. Couple string bean 6 footers in my year

[solar breach]

Once I was with my grandma at a store and my buddy Johnny saw me and walked up behind real close and said hello

[deep topaz]

What was your answer

[solar breach]

My poor grandmother turned around and her eyes went up and there was actual fear

[signal cobalt]

same

[spring quail]

i said "dude idk im just reading this"

[deep topaz]

Objectively it's Peter griffin. Cartman is just a shitball

[solar breach]

I mean the group was 3 5'7 white dudes and one 6'4 massive black guy

Very interesting experience

[signal cobalt]

i never understood the appeal of jojo

[stoic girder]

I'd be spooked if a 6'4 black guy manifested themselves behind me.

[signal cobalt]

it just makes no sense

[spring quail]

This was me in 10th grade