🎪bruh-fart

[thick wadi]

zombie game but the main character is just wesker

yep

[pale ingot]

nah theres working vehicles we just dont get to drive cause we're bums

[high wing]

originally kyle was suppose to turn into a night hunter iirc

yes

[vale sand]

Interesting

[high wing]

an expansion

but if you bought the season pass youll get it for free

"free"

[thick wadi]

people who bought whatever delux editon that gave that second dlc are recieving the game for free

itll be a full price game otherwise

[high wing]

^

[pale ingot]

[high wing]

that

[thick wadi]

as opposed to what would have been a 10 dollar dlc or whatever

[vale sand]

Damn, time to receive a AAA Game for free

Unexpected but welcome none the less

[thick wadi]

fortunate

i was not on pc at the time the game came out

i will have to drop a stack on it

and on bl4

no money

[vale sand]

Man, Mafia the old country is haunting me now, tf that got to do with anything dying light related

[high wing]

dont play it

[vale sand]

I already fucking did

[high wing]

the mafia ripped off sniper

[thick wadi]

i have heard nothing about that game

[high wing]

the fuckin italians got em

[thick wadi]

which is so much worse than hearing bad things

[high wing]

its not a bad game per say

[gleaming grove]

Aiden didnt pass driving license test

[vale sand]

The trailer was so good

[high wing]

but its not good at all

[gleaming grove]

He is a law abiding citizen

[high wing]

super ultra linear

its not like the old mafia games

[vale sand]

I mean, let's be fair, the game isn't utter garbage and open world is still to come

[pale ingot]

incomprehensible

[vale sand]

But I won't replay it

[thick wadi]

i had a good time with mafia 3

theres literally no open world?

[vale sand]

The story has one (1) fucking ending and it's forced as fuck

[gleaming grove]

I hope the Beast story is lomg

[vale sand]

Yes

None at the moment

[thick wadi]

yeouch man

[vale sand]

"Planned for later"

[gleaming grove]

But since it's revealed like few years after DL2

I am doubting that

[vale sand]

As if I am going to replay it just because I can now wander around like a dickhead

[high wing]

then they should get my fucking money later

imagine charging full price for something

and youll get the rest of it "later"

i bet you there wont be any side quests or anything

[vale sand]

I want my money back for the ending alone, that shit was ass

[high wing]

you just walka round

[thick wadi]

live service has genuinely polluted single player games

[gleaming grove]

Was Mafia 1 open world?

[high wing]

i seen angry joes review on it

lotta knife fighting

[wet wave]

No

[high wing]

🔪

[gleaming grove]

Damn

So they have a big map for nothing?

[wet wave]

Or not truly

[high wing]

iirc i dont remmber much about mafia 1

[vale sand]

Yeah, with several stages in bigger fights

[high wing]

i know 2 and 3 were

[vale sand]

Absolutely fucking boring

[wet wave]

2 was not truly open world either

[high wing]

bruh mafia 2 you kept losing all your money and guns

lmao

remember the godfather games

[vale sand]

I just don't get why they always force the same ending on every single title

[high wing]

now those were peak

[high wing]

because mafia bad

[gleaming grove]

older GTA games

[vale sand]

Ouh "mafia bad, make ending mafia bad", said the producer with speech impairment

[high wing]

no i mean you progress t oa certain part of the story where soemthing happens to the main character AND YOU LOSE YOUR SHIT

[thick wadi]

spoil the game for me pls

[high wing]

something outta your control

[thick wadi]

the tldr version

[gleaming grove]

Damn

[wet wave]

You kill everyone

I literally spoiled mafia 1,2,3

[gleaming grove]

I like how Mafia story always involved you killing previous game's protagonist

[thick wadi]

[vale sand]

Bro ||you just fucking die, you spare the life of someone, kill the don and then the dude you spared the life of just kills you anyways, you even told him he's your friend and that you won't hurt him||

[thick wadi]

OH thats shit

[vale sand]

60€ for that shit

Like damn

Fuck you mean

[wet wave]

I mean, I found them told well at least

[thick wadi]

do you think we would kill Lincoln at the end of mafia 4

[wet wave]

Structure was clanky I’ll give you that, but it was well told

Dialogue was top tier

[vale sand]

I have some version of it in the admin channel when I crashed out about it, it's a bit longer and actually explains everything in a tl;dr fashion

[wet wave]

I loved the McGuire and the inspector Norman cutscenes

[thick wadi]

in #stafffurryrp

[vale sand]

||In the end, you just die because the Don of the Family won't allow you to be with his daughter because you came from the Sulfur Mines. It starts with you being a slave and the entire time you play it, you get reminded of that, literally forced down your throat, it's your nickname. In the end, you have a fight with one of the Capo's, "Cesare", you defeat him but don't kill him because you believe him to be a friend, then you fight the Don, the father, you kill him and Cesare pops up out of nowhere, helps you up, says "Only you and me", then just stabs you. Just as a bit of info on Cesare, he was jealous of the way you were treated by the Don by the end.||

This is what I wrote, it goes in a bit more detail

[thick wadi]

[vale sand]

Literally the whole fucking plot in a few sentences

[high wing]

https://x.com/RayReynoldsNMS/status/1965180182714876404 someone @ youyou

i dont remember waht his new name is

[vale sand]

@simple ore your slave master is calling you

[thick wadi]

what the hell has sneed changed their profile to

[vale sand]

Idk, probably heard that you can make some money by e-whoring and wanted to give it a go

[pale ingot]

goon mode

[gleaming grove]

Takes place in 2025

Probably California or some shit

GTA5

[thick wadi]

its so bad its good

[vale sand]

Ah and something that's also worthy to be mentioned, the crates, where you hide the knocked out / killed bodies? They are just endless, you could store the entire roman empire in there and still have enough space for some undisturbed slumber

Probably one of the access points to the backrooms

[pale ingot]

portable cremation units

[vale sand]

Would agree if they weren't made out of some cheap, painted wood

[gleaming grove]

The crate really made the men Invisible

[vale sand]

They just kinda disappeared when you tried putting another body in it

[high wing]

it just sounds like they didnt complete the game ya know

shit came out raw

[vale sand]

The thing is, early on in the story, you had a chance to decide to not talk to the daughter but it just didn't fucking matter

[high wing]

ah illusion of choice

[pale ingot]

the illusion of choice

[high wing]

kinda like bioshock infinite

i dont care what anyone says

that game sucked balls

[pale ingot]

i like those far cry games where you can just choose to not

[high wing]

bioshock 1 was peak

2 is eh

[vale sand]

I still like Bioshock Infinite, part of which is probably because it's the last fucking Bioshock we will ever receive

[spring quail]

i like the setting way more than rapture

[high wing]

they took away everything that made bioshock good

[spring quail]

imagine going to a hotdog stand in the sky

[high wing]

WILL YOU DEFEND THE MIXED RACE COUPLE OR ATTACK THEM

JK DOESNT MATTER

MOVING ON

[vale sand]

I mean, Columbia was pretty god damn beautiful, gotta give them that

But it just wasn't a horror setting

[high wing]

ill agree yes it looked nice

but it was literally bioshock in the sky

but with nothing that made it unique or interesting

big daddies were such a highlight

[vale sand]

The DLC's were pretty nice tho

Back to Rapture

Shit was nice

[high wing]

they would not fight you unless you provoked them

[vale sand]

I want my fucking Bioshock 4, where is Bioshock 4, Cloud Chamber?

[high wing]

the infinite versions of big daddies were just more canon fodder

bioshock 1 had a much bigger plot twist than infinite

"colmstock is youuuuu but another version OOOoOOOOooOOO"

kill me

[vale sand]

Yeah the plot was not good

[high wing]

being manipulated without even knowing in bioshock 1 was amazing

[vale sand]

And then you had your own "daughter" kill you

I mean, tf

Break the timeline some other day

[high wing]

you dont even think about it till after the fact

yep

shit was ass man

i will die on this hill bioshock 1 was great

the plasmids

the weapon upgrades

literally seeing your weapon change as you upgrade was so fucking cool

[vale sand]

The fuck you mean "die on this hill", Bioshock 1 was great

Bioshock 2 was meh

Like at max meh

[high wing]

naw there are ppl that think bio1 is not as great

[vale sand]

It tried something and it somewhat worked but it was not great

And the multiplayer was ass

[high wing]

i forgot that was a thing

[vale sand]

Just forget it again, it was shit

[high wing]

the thing with bioshock 1 it FELT like you were truly there

in a lived in city in decay

[vale sand]

Literally the only game that really took up Rapture and went with it

[high wing]

meanwhile infintie was like ok you killed these guys onto the next area

everyone wants you dead

[vale sand]

I mean, the DLC's of Infinite also were in Rapture but like, you just ain't killing shit

[high wing]

but thats the thing

[vale sand]

"ooohhhh, no killing, only knockout with funny arrow, it has fentanyl in it"

[high wing]

they had to rely on rapture

to be like

hey remembr A MUCH BETTER GAME

WITH A MUCH BETTER STOOORY?

nostlagia baiting

[vale sand]

I loved Infinite for it's own game but it just ain't Bioshock, not the Bioshock I know at least

[high wing]

did you ever see what they showed off for infinite vs what we got

[vale sand]

But since 4 will never come out, at least I don't believe in it anymore, I'll just accept that they were all unique in their own way

[high wing]

like

what they "promised" had the vision of a better bioshock 1

but all we got was a lame cookie cutter version

[vale sand]

Let's be happy that we got a game at the very least, Bioshock 4 has been promised since what, 2018 or something?

[high wing]

imma be hoenst with you chief

if i knew that was how infinite was gonna be

id be happier if it didnt exist

[pale ingot]

id say a shit game < no game

[high wing]

^

[vale sand]

I mean, I didn't mind it and the story wasn't as bad, it just is not a Bioshock title, that much I will say

[high wing]

and youre right im not gonna say oh my god it was the ET of our time

[vale sand]

But I don't really expect games in the same IP to be connected with each other, at least not anymore nowadays

[high wing]

but it just was very dissapointing

im not expecting it to be connected

BUT im expecting it to one up what they had previously

[vale sand]

Yeah I gave up on that one long ago already as well

Idk, it became a standard in this industry

Bait => They take the bait => We shoot them in the head with a 12g

It'll never change either

Fucking since 2016 Bioshock 4 (apparently it's 5, not 4?) has been in the works, yeah that shit ain't ever gonna release

[little mirage]

Huh im still alive

[pale ingot]

we should kill this guy

[primal rapids]

I hate how weak they made you feel as a Big Daddy in Bioshock 2. Like, yeah, the game wouldn’t feel as challenging if you were borderline bulletproof, but if you’re as fast and as squishy as a normal guy, you may as well be a normal guy.

[little mirage]

The name big daddy gives power

[upper shore]

A normal guy with a GIANT FUCKING DRILL FOR A HAND

[primal rapids]

Only as long as you have fuel

[upper shore]

just manifest more fuel bru ez

[spring quail]

LOOK BUZZ

PERMS

[little mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773314833277386772/1388747716053565492/twitter_1938858374390862025.gif

U lie

[spring quail]

BAHAHAHAH

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-look-gif-10735167833292712130

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

Infinite sucks

[spring quail]

if i like infinite does that make me a bad person

[grizzled meadow]

Shit taste

[spring quail]

like the alternate universe thing was weird i just wanted to go back to the beach area early in the game

[grizzled meadow]

Bioshock Infinite is like Max Payne 3 minus being a good game

MP3 is different enough to still look and play like 1 and 2, Infinite sucks

Also the moment I go from having 999 guns to 2 because fuck you, your game sucks

[spring quail]

my perspective is skewed because i was like 8 when bioshock 1 came out and my brother was mr rules for some reason until a few years later then i got my own pc

i played infinite first

mr rules in the sense he let me watch him play mgs4 up until laughing octopus said fuck

[grizzled meadow]

Infinite is not bad but it isn't a Bioshock title

[vast wren]

max mayne 3 was the most underrated title in the whole saga

[grizzled meadow]

Its like that one Splinter Cell game, Conviction IIRC, the name is on the cover but if you remove it, it's just a different game

And it works because it's everything but Splinter Cell

[deep topaz]

fartco when are perms coming back

[grizzled meadow]

Literally right now

[vast wren]

atleast it explained how rapture went to shit

[grizzled meadow]

I was just about to talk about the DLCs

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/facade-trip-kicked-out-melon-gif-26085777

shid

right now is code for 2 more weeks

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-look-gif-10735167833292712130

[vast wren]

the two dlcs were better than the base game

[grizzled meadow]

No shit

They're basically Bioshock

But with Infinite bullshit

No wonder they're good

Imagine making a whole game with just those two DLCs, impossible

[vast wren]

base game is like a prequel

[vast wren]

its a shame that the dlcs were short

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/slobking-king-ass-ripper-kingassripper-booty-twerk-funny-gif-11891467441781867739

[vast wren]

we're never getting them perms back

[spring quail]

2 more weeks is code for never

[grizzled meadow]

Is it though?

[little mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1407306922754965595/ezgif.com-optimize-1.gif

[grizzled meadow]

Time travel, multi universes and all that crap

It could be anything

[vast wren]

there was parts of the base game where it went to rapture

[deep topaz]

fapture

[little mirage]

Raptor

[primal rapids]

Wasn't there a part where you were in Rapture as Jack's plane crashed

[little mirage]

Game would be better if it were about dystopian dino society underwater

[grizzled meadow]

The DLCs are already more prequel than the base game is

[little mirage]

Not dumb diving gear man

[primal rapids]

Apparently I need sleep if I'm misspelling planes

[vast wren]

that was the ending of the dlc

[vast wren]

I'm gonna be honest, I just like the game because it gave the internet Elizabeth Comstock

especially burial under the sea Elizabeth

[little mirage]

Cumsock

[vast wren]

accurate to rule 34

[little mirage]

Literally some of the worst content on rule34 back in the day was her

[idle veldt]

No way man

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/caballo-gif-17913509213854874891

[vast wren]

first sfm animations too

early sfm animations were including her

[little mirage]

Proof of concept type shit

[vast wren]

it wasnt as refined as sfm now, sure but, its the prototype

[gleaming grove]

Man

What are you guys about

[glad carbon]

Cup

[gleaming grove]

No

Im Man

[solar breach]

What is in the cup

[glad carbon]

Man

[lapis zinc]

2 girls

[solar breach]

Despite all the shit I've seen I've somehow never seen it

I've gotten lucky

[lapis zinc]

Wow

[solar breach]

And would prefer to keep it that way

[lapis zinc]

I'll have grok patch it into gamma on the bar tv screen

[solar breach]

Amazing

[pale ingot]

the whole girls? canibalism

[pseudo robin]

Finally gamma would be good

[fallow trellis]

I heard Elizabeth Rule 34

[glad carbon]

i heard quinn oil up

[prisma quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/image-perms-no-image-perms-image-perms-flex-gif-23244245

[pale ingot]

[idle veldt]

Fuck yeah bro

✋

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/thug-shaker-thug-hunter-you-got-some-money-face-bruh-gif-25439921

[gleaming grove]

Iedy woke up from the slumber

After discovering Rule34

[narrow lotus]

....and straight to work sadly

[deep topaz]

Elizabeth...regulation 34..

[fossil swan]

gg

i went 1 hr early

[little mirage]

We were having a mature and professional discussion of the origin and rise of sfm animations. One of which refers to elizabeth from bioshock infinite. Incredible really

[prisma venture]

Morning

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/intravavel-gif-1662340966842914839

[fluid heron]

The one that they made new animation techniques and shit for?

[pale ingot]

does he know the method? HE KNOWS

[fluid heron]

Mid ass game too

[deep topaz]

I know this guy knows...but I can't prove it

other inquisitive black man

[pale ingot]

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/i-heard-spider-man-was-there-robbie-robertson-spiderman2-gif-24355487

inquisitive black man #3 has arrived

[little mirage]

Who would inquisitive black man #4 be?

[spring quail]

im inquisitive black man #8 played by robert downey jr

[pale ingot]

hi rdj @spring quail

[spring quail]

"jarvis"

i havent seen tropic thunder since i was like 14

i dont remember shit

"i am iron man"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUFf_DRCpkE

iron gland

[pseudo robin]

All I remember of bioshock infinite is that is kinda sucked

[pseudo robin]

Tom cruises scenes in topic thunder are undeniable Kino

[vast wren]

yes

[vast wren]

truly the moments of all time, Elizabeth Comstock revolutionizing 3D porn

[spring quail]

any brainfarters need a roommate

i work factory jobs

yes home life has become so deplorable i ask brainfart for housing

[vast wren]

did you just get evicted by your landlor- oh.

[pseudo robin]

Imagine the smell of two brainfarters cohabitating

[fluid heron]

Smell of shit rubbing together

[pale ingot]

i got a 6 foot pit full of human bones if you'd like

[eager igloo]

Can't be worse than what he has already

[fluid heron]

I've got a deep pit and a basket attached to a rope

[pseudo robin]

You're welcome to move into my basement (dungeon)

[spring quail]

what happened was bitch ass mom's bf threw my food away without asking and when i confronted him about it and the family conversation we had about communication it got thrown under the table so i started cooking their food to make up for my loss on their behalf and then i said "just use the family group chat and ask if something in the fridge is garbage or not" and he said that is too much work

[vast wren]

not good

[fluid heron]

Really?

[pseudo robin]

It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again

[vast wren]

to put it into simple words

[fluid heron]

Probably gonna have to use the hose alot

[spring quail]

then he went running back upstairs crying to my mom about how he cant do this anymore when i havent spoken to him in months

[pseudo robin]

Just beat him up

[vast wren]

frag him when he's sleeping

[fluid heron]

If you ain't beat the shit outta your mom's boyfriend fuck are you doing

[eager igloo]

Family group chat still fascinates me for some reason

[spring quail]

he told me in earnest when they first started dating he though "rednecks were gonna go door to door stealing food during covid"

he has since forbade me from having guns in the house but do i care

i pay rent and didnt sign a renter's agreement on nogunz

[pseudo robin]

Americans when they cant have guns

Lmfao

[fluid heron]

that's nuts my dad gives me his Glock whenever I take care of his house when he's on vacation

which is what I'm currently doing

[spring quail]

i take issue here because this is some califaggiot moving in to cheap rent and expecting cali conformity

[pale ingot]

yo fuck cali

[fluid heron]

Fuck Cali residents

[pseudo robin]

Surely you keep a m60 mounted at the front door for home defence

[vast wren]

california?

[fluid heron]

Claymore wired to the door

[pale ingot]

how the founding fathers intended

[vast wren]

no wonder

[spring quail]

like my step dad that was my father figure my whole life was born and raised where i live

[verbal needle]

What the fuck lmao?

[spring quail]

then he died

my mom decided to start dating this califaggiot

[pseudo robin]

Owning guns sounds cool but on the other hand there is very little gun crime here and ive never in my life been worried about being shot so

Idk

[fluid heron]

you do it for Justin case

[verbal needle]

I've been shot several times in fact, not fun

[fluid heron]

I don't know who he is

but you do it for him

[verbal needle]

I hate Dallas

[pseudo robin]

Texas moment

[spring quail]

im gonna build a .458 ar pistol for justin case

[verbal needle]

I've been shot 5 times

[pseudo robin]

[verbal needle]

3 to the chest, one to the thigh and one in the foot

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/432345034826711050/1355276663750918154/hell_yeah.mp4

[vast wren]

sorry about that bud, but you wouldnt want to live in france either

[pale ingot]

i thibk we should shoot you more

[fluid heron]

3 to the chest?

the fuck

[pseudo robin]

They just bounced off he's built different

[verbal needle]

Yes, my internal organs are fucked

[pale ingot]

they missed the mozambique drill

[fluid heron]

He's starting to build an immunity

[deep topaz]

Tommy tough lungs over here

Microdosing lead

[pseudo robin]

Bros bulletmaxxing

[spring quail]

i want to live somewhere where when you run into another man there's no chance he cries out in pain as he strikes you

[pale ingot]

insert 4chan bullet microdoser post

[verbal needle]

5 times I've been punctured by bullets, I've been shot more in body armor

[deep topaz]

The US is pretty safe if you take all the hellhole cities out of the gun violence equation

[verbal needle]

Thank God for paca

[fluid heron]

What are you doing to be getting shot so often

[deep topaz]

Works at waffle house

[pale ingot]

sounds like you should stop wearing body armor you seem to get shot an awful lot with it on

[lyric horizon]

The US is pretty safe if you take all the people out of it

But then you can step on a hiv infected fent needle and die

[fluid heron]

I worked at a waffle House and I only had to knock one person out

[pseudo robin]

the us is safe if you avoid any major population centres

Lol, lmao even

[lyric horizon]

The US is safe if you avoid it

[verbal needle]

I dont think so Mr shooty

[deep topaz]

It's true though

Stay out of Detroit

Relatively low chance of death

[pale ingot]

i mean its like the body armor is a bullet attractor is all im saying

[verbal needle]

I should be dead quintuple times over

[pale ingot]

if you take it off you get shot less

sinple math

[verbal needle]

If I had image perms, I show the equalizer I have

[deep topaz]

You should strap your armor to a stick and hold it a few feet away so they shoot that instead

[verbal needle]

The company that provides me with it replaces it every time for free

[fluid heron]

you should just start indiscriminately killing people so they can't shoot you anymore

[verbal needle]

I can't recommend them more

[vast wren]

or
Atlanta, Chicago and L.A

[deep topaz]

SLD?

[fluid heron]

fuck atlanta

i fucking hate Atlanta so much

[pseudo robin]

Sounds like a real hellscape icl

[verbal needle]

Yes

[lyric horizon]

I love not living in america

And never being to america

[deep topaz]

I have one of their basic 3a vests that I strapped a couple plates to

[spring quail]

my hometown nfl team beat atlanta the first sunday this football season. i feel good. but im not a sportsballer

[deep topaz]

Need to get a good collar guard

[verbal needle]

I usually wear a 3a but I have a level 4

[fluid heron]

I live in Georgia I would rather be castrated than sit in Atlanta traffic

[verbal needle]

It's my oh shit armor

[spring quail]

3a under level 4 pc?

[deep topaz]

3a is ideal to have underneath any plates

[vast wren]

I love being european

and not living in america

[deep topaz]

Acts as a trauma pad and can catch deflects

[fluid heron]

Fuck europeans

[spring quail]

[fluid heron]

10 million more immigrants to the uk

[pseudo robin]

So true

[lyric horizon]

uk aint europe

I refuse

[verbal needle]

I'm rich so I usually travel with my chauffeur in my bullet resistant SUV

[spring quail]

i hate living in america but i like guns but i also cant afford to leave

[vast wren]

The UK can eat shit

[spring quail]

so i will buy guns

[lyric horizon]

paris should be bombed

[fluid heron]

they already do it's their cuisine

[verbal needle]

I hate the French

[pseudo robin]

Nuke it from orbit

[vast wren]

do whatever to just take macron out of office

[verbal needle]

I miss the old French, the ones who bullied England for the longest time

Now they're just pathetic

[lyric horizon]

I miss the franks

[vast wren]

I'm tired of his wannabe Napoleon Bonaparte act

[fluid heron]

Are you perhaps french?

[deep topaz]

The French would be having none of this shit if they were allowed to have guns

[vast wren]

I'm sicillian but live in france

[fluid heron]

The French would have probably killed their entire parliament by now

[lyric horizon]

Name a worse thing than armed french

[fluid heron]

I cant

[deep topaz]

Being a hostage and the Spetsnaz is coming to rescue you

[fluid heron]

at least the hostage takers will die too

[eager igloo]

Unworthy of the title

[lyric horizon]

being hostage to become a hostage and having your left nutsack taken for a medical reform

[deep topaz]

As opposed to my right ball sack

[lyric horizon]

Isnt the left nut more valuable?

[deep topaz]

Idk

[lyric horizon]

Since look

The heart is on the left side too

The blood flows straight into the left nut

Bigger size and testosterone than the right nut

[pale ingot]

fuck the uk in particular

replace the uk with immigrants

[deep topaz]

I think it depends on which nut hangs lower

[fluid heron]

Mfs live in a Warhammer hive world

fuck them

[lyric horizon]

Thats also a factor

Both nuts are pretty valuable

[fluid heron]

They can fuck off with their beans and corpse starch

[deep topaz]

Makes me wonder what experiments they must be doing with sperm, since sperm donors are getting paid quite a bit these days

[fluid heron]

I should just start taking beetroot and beating my shit for a living

[lyric horizon]

Beetroot improves cum quantity?

Damn

[fluid heron]

Gives you hella boner

[lyric horizon]

Aa

I see

[deep topaz]

I guarantee you in 20 years or so we're going to have government planted clone people being sent out to commit crimes so that they can arrest the real one

[fluid heron]

We already have ai sweeping the Internet for thought crimes

[lyric horizon]

Arent we going to get surveillence in private chats soon?

[fluid heron]

Fuck you mean soon?

[deep topaz]

In UK I think it's already happening

[fluid heron]

That shits been happening

[deep topaz]

EU signed something about chat scanning

[lyric horizon]

Ye but I dont give a flying and floating fuck about the UK

[fluid heron]

I have to submit my fucking id to jack my shit

[lyric horizon]

I care about the actual europe

[fluid heron]

I'm a thread from staging a coupe

[lyric horizon]

I knew a guy that would help you

But he is gone

[deep topaz]

A classic 2 seater car

[lyric horizon]

Tarball

[deep topaz]

Eventually you guys gotta revolt or it's only going to get worse

[deep topaz]

Your government has completely and totally abandoned you

And sold you out

It will get worse before it gets worse

[glad carbon]

hiii kreo

[pale ingot]

they arent telling you this but sketchy zorn sites that dont give a fuck about the uk and also sell african penis pills are out there

[wooden surge]

Hello Frotter

[fluid heron]

25 us states do it

Including Georgia

[lyric horizon]

african penis pills sound like something I want to hustle

whats the recipe

[fluid heron]

African penis pills sounds like they are filled with ash and dirt

[pale ingot]

dropshipping african penis pills

[fluid heron]

And do nothing

[lyric horizon]

viagra, pineapple, what else

[deep topaz]

Just put some cinnamon in a pill case and push it

[pseudo robin]

The regime knows best

[fluid heron]

God I want the Internet unregulated again

[deep topaz]

Big brother knows best

[pale ingot]

you have to go to africa and learn it from the last remaining tribal leaders in the undeveloped uncolonized regions of africa

[deep topaz]

Reminds me of 2018 or 2016 with that shiteater guy dismantling net neutrality

[lyric horizon]

Ill invite them to the joe rogan podcast and ask about homosexuality

[pale ingot]

or fuck wit the monkeys in the rainforests theyve probably made their own tribes by now

[deep topaz]

Any retard with 2 braincells knew that was a bad idea

[pale ingot]

they probably have methods

[deep topaz]

Hurr making it so that internet companies can throttle and block internet access is a good thing durr

Idiots

[fluid heron]

I haven't heard that shit in so long

[vast wren]

lion testicles

[fluid heron]

Just heroin

nothing else

[wooden surge]

Can't wait for E2EE internet to be widespread

[deep topaz]

Edge 2 edger edgenet

[pale ingot]

rhino ball hair, the whole ball is too powerful for normal consumption and makes your dick veins explode and bleed you out

[lyric horizon]

straight up bulking on those rhino balls

[naive bison]

good morning

[naive bison]

kys

[deep topaz]

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the piss bowl

[pale ingot]

hj bby

[drifting mantle]

Just a reminder, that I got banned for saying "stfu" to a useless @ everyone ping

[wooden surge]

Huh

That's crazy

[vast wren]

The UK did kind of popularize colonization

since britain did it, any other kingdom did it too

[drifting mantle]

So the Brits actually did something cool

[deep topaz]

The Dutch and French had tons of colonies

[vast wren]

only after the british did it first

[primal kayak]

Yes, like living on an island

[drifting mantle]

Based as well

[pale ingot]

except their island sucks

[drifting mantle]

[vast wren]

ireland is a much better island than the UK

[primal kayak]

Because of the brits or just in general?

[pale ingot]

both

[drifting mantle]

They are a perfect match in that regard

[pale ingot]

its depressing as shit over there have you seen one non depressing picture of britain

[vast wren]

"cam on ingerland, scor sum facking goals" or something

I dont speak british english

[pale ingot]

the uk is fucking miserable

[deep topaz]

If my peak cuisine was mushy peas on a baked potato with gravy, I'd be miserable too

[wooden surge]

All those colonies and all those spices for them to still have shit cuisine

[pale ingot]

the best they'll ever have is like, an english breakfast

[vast wren]

it is

[vast wren]

fish and chips

[pale ingot]

a full english breakfast is the peak of brit cuisine

[vast wren]

pillaged for spices yet dont use them

theres a reason indipendence from the british is a holiday for some countries

[pale ingot]

me when im freed from british occupation and my food starts tasting again

[wooden surge]

Brits so awful, people throw yearly parties to commemorate them being gone

[vast wren]

I already said this but if it werent for them colonizing, the rest of the worlds kingdoms wouldnt do it too

[wooden surge]

I mean

Spain started colonising short of 50 years before UK did

[drifting mantle]

This

[vast wren]

ah

[drifting mantle]

That was the actual spark

[vast wren]

I mustve got shit wrong

well, goddamnit

[drifting mantle]

They brought back big booty Latinas... And it was all over

[vast wren]

was it worth it?

[drifting mantle]

Yes

That and all the gold

[vast wren]

man, why were women prizes then, they were better off just getting the gold

[drifting mantle]

Women look good, so women are prizes

[pale ingot]

...mmm .mmm... bboobbiee...

[wooden surge]

Women are still prizes

[pale ingot]

hot wmn....

[wooden surge]

Trophy wife is a thing

[drifting mantle]

[fallow trellis]

cant fuck gold

[vast wren]

the maintenance though

coming from a woman, maintaining the needs of a woman is a lot of work, they're better off alone

[drifting mantle]

What maintenance? Brothers took slaves, not wifes

[vast wren]

but why

[pale ingot]

username does NOT check out on this one

[wooden surge]

Blud thinks they maintained them

[vast wren]

still, another mouth to feed

[fallow trellis]

it hurts

not that ive tried

friend told me

[vast wren]

I meant why would you ever need to have sex

[drifting mantle]

Yes, and it better starts working on the field if it wants to get fed

[vast wren]

thats like a totally optional thing in life

[fallow trellis]

like me specifically or in general?

[fluid heron]

You don't but it feels pretty good

it's kinda goated

[vast wren]

I did, with my husband, I have two kids, it felt good, then nothing right after

[fallow trellis]

if its the former fuck you dude i do whatever i want

[vast wren]

I still see it unecessary

[pale ingot]

getting your willy slobbered was probably the best thing they had back then

[fallow trellis]

if its the latter, bioloical evolutionary programing

[fluid heron]

About the best form of entertainment

[drifting mantle]

Yet, you have two kids

[vast wren]

thats stupid

[drifting mantle]

Nature got you

Tricked

[fallow trellis]

its the only thing that keeps us as a species alive'

[vast wren]

I did it on my own free will, it was my choice

not my biological clock

[drifting mantle]

Does she know?

[fallow trellis]

is anything in life really free will? I suppose paying the value added tax was also from ur free will

[fluid heron]

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

[drifting mantle]

[wooden surge]

[vast wren]

what

[drifting mantle]

She doesn't know

[wooden surge]

Ovaries pulled this one simple trick on her

[vast wren]

I did it on my own free will

my decision

[fluid heron]

Ovaries tied around her neck as she says that

[fallow trellis]

theyre saying your hormones have had an effect on your free will

[vast wren]

that sucks

[fallow trellis]

chemical stuff, rick and morty wubalubadubdub

well if not hormones you probably wouldnt eat and then starve yourself'

[fluid heron]

rick and Morty Rick and Morty Rick Rick Rick Rick Rick

[fallow trellis]

to death

[wooden surge]

We are just a thinking blob in biological exosuit, running on funny chemicals and low voltage

[fallow trellis]

reason why we are inclinde to eat is because partly it feels good to eat good food

i just ate a fukcing beeschurger

the dopamine hit was good

[vast wren]

I thought it was out of survival though

[wooden surge]

The good ole reward system

[fluid heron]

We are wired to enjoy things that keep you alive

[fallow trellis]

but nothing will beat the dopamine hit of gambling

[vast wren]

sex isnt one of them though

[fluid heron]

you are also wired to pass on your genetics

[fallow trellis]

yes and the brain tricks every body part to participate by gaslighting them via hormones

[fluid heron]

Like every other animal

[wooden surge]

Life is all about fucking

And you are prime example

[vast wren]

its like a completely optional mechanic

[fallow trellis]

I wish we could suckmytoesis

or whatever its called

so there can be two of me

[fluid heron]

Have you seen what no pussy does to a mf?

[fallow trellis]

xal?

[fluid heron]

Yeah

[fallow trellis]

kina uncalled for

hes not here and hes not being retarded...right now

[vast wren]

There are poeple who play war thunder religiously

[fluid heron]

Just called out a big number of brain fart users

[pseudo robin]

Bushworld adventures is the best rick and morty

[fluid heron]

Soulja boy Rick and Morty fire 🔥🔥🔥

[wooden surge]

Have you seen what it does to a mf?

[vast wren]

I'm one of them, I just set the baby crib on the side of my desk while I play war thunder

[fluid heron]

It's scary

Have you also seen what pussy does to mfs

Also scary

[pseudo robin]

5000 hours in tarkov

[pale ingot]

you're addicted to eating food by your own brain

[vast wren]

stupid mfs who pay for Only Fans

and poeple who pay for prostitutes

[fallow trellis]

thats why im doing some pseudoscience to detach from the addicition

[vast wren]

if poeple werent stupid enough to pay for them, they wouldnt exist

[pale ingot]

do drugs

[fallow trellis]

never understood this one, you can just use your imagination

[fluid heron]

I like smoking cigarettes

My brain likes it

[fallow trellis]

what do u think the pseudoscience shit was?

[vast wren]

poeple who've had sex and are feining for it

[fluid heron]

I only fien for meth

[fallow trellis]

gambling

[vast wren]

I fucking hate only fans models vro

[fluid heron]

I fien for alcohol

[pale ingot]

meditation yoga veganism and huffing chinese essential oils that burn holes in your lungs

[fluid heron]

I start shaking without it

[vast wren]

I wish men overall would have their lust removed so that those unemployed pieces of shits dont get a dollar

[fluid heron]

Nah I fuck with being horny

Veto that

[pale ingot]

but then willy small :(

[fallow trellis]

some of those unemployed pieces of shits are leather daddies and big busty black men

[vast wren]

I fucking hate only fans models

stop paying them

so they wake up and get a job

fucking prostitutes

[quaint ore]

Truthnuke

[fluid heron]

It's get a bag Tuesday

[fallow trellis]

have you ever seen a career driven crazed homo man

[vast wren]

I want them to experience being homeless

[wooden surge]

Hoepidemic

[vast wren]

I want them to suffer in life

[fallow trellis]

just send them to india

[pale ingot]

remember that viral girl that did onlyfans the moment she turned 18 but the photos she posted there were cp since she took them before she actually turned 18

[vast wren]

liltay?

[pale ingot]

yeah

[vast wren]

and now she's flexing on twitter and whatever the fuck she's on because pedophiles fap to her

they need to stop paying her so that she gets a job

[fluid heron]

idk what the fuck y'all are talking about anymore

[pale ingot]

onlyfans whores

[vast wren]

I abhor only fans models

[fluid heron]

I got my dog holding onto my leg in bed

I am at peace

[wooden surge]

Bro what

[fluid heron]

He's holding onto me asleep

[fallow trellis]

dog holding onto his leg in bed

[vast wren]

I hope men actually think smarter and not pay these unemployed prostitutes

[fluid heron]

fucking dip shit

literally what I said

[wooden surge]

You are at peace? Is the dog choking you or

[fallow trellis]

he said leg

[pale ingot]

hope women actually think smarter and not

[fluid heron]

My leg is not my neck

[fallow trellis]

asking too much

[wooden surge]

Left or right one?

[fallow trellis]

asking too much

[pale ingot]

true my bad

[fluid heron]

Assuming women think

[vast wren]

starve them women of their moneystream

[wooden surge]

My bad g, pet the doggy

[vast wren]

make sure they experience homelessness

[stone blade]

chat my dvds are dispatched

yahoooo

[vast wren]

I'm not hating on men, I'm just hoping men would stop paying those unemployed societal parasites

[fallow trellis]

the direct translation of the term in our rules of court for harassing the opposing party is molesting the opposing party thank you pakistan

[pale ingot]

hope women think

[vast wren]

this is unknowingly true

[fallow trellis]

it has to do with men thinking that its their solution to getting off (their brains are too fried from brainrot to use imagination) or to not be lonely (age old fallacy with hookers)

[fluid heron]

Need to publish a study if women think or not

[pale ingot]

youre the local woman do you have a little guy in your head telling you shit

actually youre schizo it might not even be you thinking

[vast wren]

I'm a social reject, I'm way out of loop as to how the other women think

[pale ingot]

gg

[pseudo robin]

Most self aware brainfarter

[fluid heron]

Wish I had a little guy in my head telling me to skin the innocent

[fallow trellis]

I have a little guy telling me to bet on red

[vast wren]

I havent talked to someone in person other than my husband in weeks

[fluid heron]

I haven't seen another human being in weeks

[vast wren]

most conversations I've had with other poeple are on the phone

[fallow trellis]

the only conversation i have is with my professor, and it usually goes like "your answer is wrong, you are stupid why are you even here"

[vast wren]

I'm way out of the loop bro, out of touch even

[river zealot]

Say that again

[vast wren]

"you're out of touch, I'm out of time"✍️ 🔥

[fluid heron]

But I'm out of my head when you're not around 🔥

[vast wren]

peak

[pale ingot]

his dick needs a break its gonna break gang

[vast wren]

he's my husband

[pale ingot]

it's his willy

[wooden surge]

His choice

[vast wren]

yet he always says yes

[pale ingot]

i was about to take a jab at the french all being cheaters but with his dick in tatters i dont think that's happening here

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/god-i-love-true-gif-15355764223141729269

[vast wren]

he's not going anywhere

I make sure he's loyal to me

[quaint ore]

I feel like I am readin a japanese yandere manga not discord

[vast wren]

I'm a paranoid shizophrenic, what do the women in those have in common?

[full rapids]

Mods are still not done with the bot?

[fallow trellis]

this is because men are a slave to their willies

[fallow trellis]

this guy thinks the moderation team is actually doing work

[pale ingot]

[full rapids]

One of em is but they are on vacation 110%

[quaint ore]

Clinginess
Paranoia
Loyalty assurance via. Murder of peers

[fallow trellis]

There is no easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there are no image perms

[wooden surge]

You will have no perms and you will like it

[fallow trellis]

sounds like every woman ive dated

[wooden surge]

Now bend over for the regime

[quaint ore]

Also I regret going to a waterfall side resturant after gym, my throat feels like someone used a drainage cleaner on it

[vast wren]

nope.

[slender rock]

Well fuck

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-pallas-manul-pallas-cat-gif-20906936

[glad carbon]

jealous woman

[idle veldt]

That’s just women

[pale ingot]

fuck this fucking thing fuck you fuck that cat

[glad carbon]

handsome man

[idle veldt]

HAM some man

[stone blade]

@glad carbon

alo frota

[eager igloo]

And now they fucking drilling again

Kms

I fucking hate everything

[glad carbon]

nah

[idle veldt]

Drill baby drill

[pale ingot]

kill yourself

[idle veldt]

We have an emote for that you know

[eager igloo]

Ancient egyptian ahh mindset

"Just use a hieroglyph vro"

[pale ingot]

i will use my words

[fallow trellis]

egyptians when I say let my people go

[pseudo robin]

image perms were promised to me 3000 years ago

[prisma quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHbC8Nhd46s

[eager igloo]

You will own no perms and you will be happy

[pseudo robin]

the bilderberg group have conspired to take away my perms

[pale ingot]

dont worry guys i am constructing a simple program that will give me admin rights so i can return perms

[naive bison]

died to screen clutter in bl3

god bless

[quaint ore]

[naive bison]

so many fucking postfx happening while fighting hemovorous

[eager igloo]

I am already astral projecting into bloods head to make him test the bot one more time

[naive bison]

i think my game is bugged right now as well

where every shot looks amped

so they are insanely fucking shiny

[eager igloo]

You play bl3 vro

[naive bison]

but i cant restart cause i already spent 500 eridium to fight the boss

[pale ingot]

no matter how many tests we'll all still get ultra false flagged and shot

[naive bison]

@glad carbon for iron bear to "upon action skill end" anoints work the same as "upon leaving iron bear"?

[vast wren]

some sort of mental illness

sorry I just finished a war thunder match

[spring quail]

womanthunder?

[vast wren]

I just dont like prostitutes

[vast wren]

tank game

[spring quail]

what br/nation

[vast wren]

germany, top tier

[spring quail]

i havent played since steel generals

[vast wren]

tier 8

[naive bison]

the thing is many are

[spring quail]

tier 8

[vast wren]

wait shit

tier 7

[spring quail]

the the last time i put hours into that shit the max tier was 5 and maus was the big cheese

[vast wren]

yeah

[spring quail]

i downloaded world of tanks again

too much free shit giveaway

[vast wren]

nice

good for you

[spring quail]

they added things like ztz99 but what if ww2 and gun bigger than the last blunt i smoked

[eager igloo]

Did someone say cheese

[vast wren]

no not really

[eager igloo]

Aw

[spring quail]

and also stb-1 but what if big fat and thicker armor

i like the stupid WoT fantasy tank designs

[pseudo robin]

The virgin mbt vs the based heavy tank

[spring quail]

they just added mbt70 but ww2

[pseudo robin]

More armour and bigger gun is better its that shrimple

[eager igloo]

*chad ifv

[spring quail]

its funny they ran out of guns so bad they named one of the new jap heavy tank guns "105mm L7 M68"

now they have bootleg T-64 with off brand 2a46 125mm but the rheinmetall 120mm is in the game officially

[eager igloo]

Also modern armoured vehicles when 100$ drone covered in explosives

[spring quail]

on a long enough timeline we'll have drone bombs in ww2 WoT pc

pc WoT will never add modern armor

[vast wren]

oh, about to enter another match

[spring quail]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8VLMeYLtcBo/maxresdefault.jpg

this here is that mbt70 but ww2

new tier 11 us heavy

[eager igloo]

Bf1 my beloved

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-epic-embed-epic-embed-ceasefire-ceasefire-embed-ceasefire-gif-26207903

[spring quail]

https://na-wotp.wgcdn.co/dcont/fb/image/6_fin_0of1f57.jpg

this here is that ztz99 but ww2

[eager igloo]

What the actual fuck are those addresses

[spring quail]

right click open image in new tab

copy

paste

[eager igloo]

Okay ytimg.wgcdn

[coarse bear]

🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[spring quail]

"youtubeimage.whatsgoodcuckolddicknarrator"

[eager igloo]

YOOOOOO

[naive bison]

soon we're gonna be remaking images by using colored square emojis as pixels

[spring quail]

i will once again regale you of the tale of the time i

#🎪bruh-fart message

[naive bison]

ew weirdo

no one wants to see your fucking chest hairs

get a grip, freak

[pale ingot]

noob

[coarse bear]

He might rip em out if he gets a grip

[coarse bear]

Oi, shut up

[spring quail]

i do occasionally rip them out for fun

[pale ingot]

you will never be a wordle pro

[coarse bear]

Why haven't you beaten Silksong yet

[high wing]

Cause he cant fuck the bug

[naive bison]

@coarse bear new coffeezilla Epstein video

the comments:

"Trump 2024: Release the files
Trump 2025: Release the philes"

that's good

[stark gull]

Upclose of a pussy
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1163181159002406932/1339370816550211624/togif.gif

[high wing]

Im not clicking that

[spring quail]

why is it so big

[stark gull]

Giant pussy

[spring quail]

that's not a counter that's the floor

backrooms cat

it will attack and eat you

[stark gull]

Naaahhh

First it's gonna play with you

[verbal needle]

I'm fuckin to to tig ole bitties by yfm

[stark gull]

Like a mouse

Then it's gonna kill you

[spring quail]

you said what i said with extra steps

retard detected

[stark gull]

Never tried to hide

[verbal needle]

They have the prego clippy pfp, idk what you expected

[spring quail]

am drunk, brain trained to ignore clippy pfps

[high wing]

Someone made a clippy Corvette in no mans sky

[naive bison]

terrible news, guys...

my supply of canned peaches ran out...

[slender rock]

yawn

[coarse bear]

Release his birthday card to Epstein

[naive bison]

iirc its mostly what we alrdy know

[slender rock]

Meanwhile: Raids will continue in LA which means someone's gonna get killed

Then it'll kick off CW: II

[naive bison]

[slender rock]

Maybe

[naive bison]

highly doubt it

[slender rock]

But it could

[naive bison]

we can bet on it

20 bucks

[slender rock]

Can EBT count

All I have rn

[naive bison]

[slender rock]

[stark gull]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/473658772099694612/1406811213932789780/406926212.mp4

[naive bison]

⚠️ BROKE FELLA ALERT ⚠️
⚠️ BROKE FELLA ALERT ⚠️
⚠️ BROKE FELLA ALERT ⚠️
⚠️ BROKE FELLA ALERT ⚠️
⚠️ BROKE FELLA ALERT ⚠️

[slender rock]

You knew this already you chode

[eager igloo]

Panned ceaches

[naive bison]

no

i always assume someone is as well off as me apriori until proven otherwise

[naive bison]

are u ok

[eager igloo]

How bout you can some bitches

[eager igloo]

Apriori until

[slender rock]

And yet you assumed

shake head

[eager igloo]

My vocabulary is that of a photosynthesis

[slender rock]

Cockles

[naive bison]

are you on medication

genuinely asking

[eager igloo]

It no workie

[coarse bear]

So spit out the process of glucose creation

[eager igloo]

Hgggggg

[coarse bear]

Mercury isn't involved, no

[naive bison]

wdym

[naive bison]

maaan sybau

[eager igloo]

Sad still in head

[naive bison]

are you good?

you're not your usual self

what's up

[eager igloo]

Electrons go whooooooooooshhh

[coarse bear]

See you in 6 months on Chubbyemu, Mysh

[naive bison]

i think someone lobotomized her

[eager igloo]

Woman took 6 billion fucking tabs

[coarse bear]

This is what happened to her brain

ML is presenting to emergency room, incoherent

[eager igloo]

Chubbyemu sounds like some weird ftish site idkk

[coarse bear]

She doesn't know

[naive bison]

i bet pyrocynical has an account

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/presenting-to-the-emergency-room-chubbyemu-gif-11892450213804654745

[fading portal]

Combat extended mentioned

[eager igloo]

Probably

[slender rock]

Go to bed

Stinky

[eager igloo]

10am

[slender rock]

1am

[eager igloo]

Out of time

[coarse bear]

https://youtu.be/QRDQamAPC4E

[eager igloo]

Thats probably the first one I watched there

I stopped though, it was giving me paranoia

[coarse bear]

I binged quite a few

[vast wren]

I'm gonna stop temporarily

on a losing streak

always getting uptiered to 8.0, getting decimated by russian tanks