🎪bruh-fart

[narrow lotus]

ingame

[primal rapids]

On a full moon I'll fuck ANYTHING

[fossil swan]

a inceput scoala si diriga e de bio

[narrow lotus]

te duci cu Balonu ala de skelet ingame

[narrow lotus]

ousskha

[fossil swan]

da e de treaba

mi-e frica ca am pe gorlock in clasa

[narrow lotus]

Unfortunately i have better things to do but @stone blade is free

[grizzled meadow]

Step the wrong way and you will perish

[regal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-huh-m4rtin-huh-huh-meme-what-cat-gif-5834484041415217257

[simple ore]

ribs visible eyes bloodshot thrusting away

[river zealot]

he is the anti christ in flesh

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-perms-no-image-perms-epic-embed-fail-laughing-emoji-gif-25041403

[primal rapids]

I went dark a long time ago, they WILL NOT find me

[grizzled meadow]

My bitch look like Davil Hasselhoff

[stone blade]

blow up

[primal rapids]

My jacket bright red, I look like ten million crawdads fucking

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot saw a woman thats like fifty in the store wearing the typical business woman suit jacket with no shirt or bra under it

[regal thorn]

mots power abuse

[naive bison]

What a bad day to see

[river zealot]

[naive bison]

What did I do?

[viscid dirge]

Teach er a lesson by not wearing pants.

[pale ingot]

these scam bots getting vicious brah

[stone blade]

cougar

[naive bison]

She looked like Edna Moad or whatever from the Incredibles

The one making the supersuits

[lyric horizon]

I thought its the romanian anthem or something

not a scam bot

[pale ingot]

@fossil swan am schimbat trenu-n bucurești fără să-mi ia plămânii țiganii

cel mai norocos om din românia

[wraith osprey]

these two are not connected
Never goon

[narrow lotus]

Se strica trenu in camp sa vezi

STALKER : Galați

[pale ingot]

eu deja-s înapoi în iași n-am treabă

[drifting mantle]

Did you approach her?

[naive bison]

What? No?

[narrow lotus]

Condoleante
Cum ti s a parut in sud

[drifting mantle]

Oh...

[naive bison]

She came up behind me when I was checking out and I looked behind me

[fossil swan]

norocosule

[drifting mantle]

I thought she was Cougar material, but then you mentioned Edna

[fossil swan]

inloc de mutanti ai drogatii si betivii

[pale ingot]

[prisma venture]

im bald again

[fossil swan]

si nu platesti cu rubleuri

platesti cu firicele de cuprui

[eager igloo]

[drifting mantle]

19 and balding

[prisma venture]

well tbh i got like 2mm hair rn

or 1mm

i feel free again

[fossil swan]

do the strelok cut

[prisma venture]

i have that rn

like for real

[fossil swan]

marked one

[prisma venture]

hold on

ima dm u

[fossil swan]

u are literally strelok irl

start digging for artifacts in chernobyl

find the heart of the zone artifact

[prisma venture]

hold on

wait

give me sec

[drifting mantle]

I did the same once around that age, but only because I wanted to try it.
Every man has to have the bald cut once in their life

[prisma venture]

yeah i do that a lot

idk it suits me

with beard

[drifting mantle]

If you have a good head shape, why not

Blurry can wear one too

[fossil swan]

i would get a bass cut

i would go bald

but when my hair grows back

[prisma venture]

dms

[viscid dirge]

Strelok, your balls experienced so much radiation, that I can track them on my veles. Your nuclear rod, needs a neutron absorbing condom to not instantly kill any women willing to try. There will be no children.

[lyric horizon]

damn

[prisma venture]

@fossil swan

[lyric horizon]

is shifty sterlok

[prisma venture]

yes

[drifting mantle]

I would post GIF... But...

[fossil swan]

authentic strelok

[narrow lotus]

Shifty has 100% electrical resist while naked

[prisma venture]

[fossil swan]

streloks balls turned into alpha artifacts

[drifting mantle]

That's because he's pure

[lyric horizon]

I have 5 self made memes on ready, just no perms

[prisma venture]

@fossil swan @lyric horizon keep that pic for your self thanks

[lyric horizon]

sure

[prisma venture]

@narrow lotus give react perms back please

im sterlok

strelok

sound and cryon can confrim it

[lyric horizon]

pregnant react

[lyric horizon]

he is strelok

dudes hairline absorbs radiation

[drifting mantle]

[prisma venture]

im trying my best here

[fossil swan]

he is literally strelok

he needs the perms

[viscid dirge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FLdbtuByWw

[fossil swan]

to explore chernobyl

[prisma venture]

but yeah

getting buzzed

free

i dont give a shit how i look its all about confidence my guys

[naive bison]

idk i didnt look at her that long, i was just talking about the haircut

the haircut was like that

i'm sure someone would

[viscid dirge]

Strelok, wake up. The C-Consciousness is playing a trick on you its not Nimble, they have programmed you to kiss Sidorovich, wake up!

[prisma venture]

the fuck

[narrow lotus]

@river zealot @naive bison

[naive bison]

real and happened

[prisma venture]

yeah

[narrow lotus]

PoV : Liu_BengXian with a PM pistol on Woods

[viscid dirge]

Oi 😠

[prisma venture]

hey

where is that cute-cat

[lyric horizon]

swag harbor n0sc0per

[prisma venture]

[narrow lotus]

[prisma venture]

well time for que

how we doin guys

how was your day

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[prisma venture]

yay

thunder

[narrow lotus]

what am i looking at

[naive bison]

what is that

[prisma venture]

dunno

he looks like

rat?

[naive bison]

oi what

[narrow lotus]

your favourite

[prisma venture]

yes

i like two thunders

[narrow lotus]

[prisma venture]

right beside

⚡

⚡

[pale ingot]

hoe ass @naive bison

[stark gull]

Why?

[narrow lotus]

his mom is unavailable right now

[deft crescent]

[pale ingot]

too bad his dad is off the table

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[stark gull]

👌

[prisma venture]

[viscid dirge]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣾⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣷⣾⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡯⡽⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣷⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣓⢛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡜⢃⢴⣾⣅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⡬⣆⣥⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣟⡾⣾⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠄⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣬⣭⣭⣙⣩⣼⡿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢿⣿⣖⣲⣶⣾⡆⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠿⠷⠷⠿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀

[prisma venture]

soldier?

[narrow lotus]

its stalker loner i th ink

[naive bison]

dutyer saluting

[narrow lotus]

i could recognize those boots shape anywhere

yeah

[prisma venture]

yeah soldier thats what i said

[narrow lotus]

yeah but its from Stalker

the NPCs

Zdarova

@prisma venture

[pale ingot]

now stoner freedomer

go ascii boy go

[prisma venture]

kill im

shot him

or somethin

[paper schooner]

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⡄⠀⣃⣠⣤⣬⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠆⠀⠀⠀⣠⣀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡏⠀⡴⢄⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣦⣽⣼⣀⣜⣠⣿⣿⣴⡄⠀⣽⣿
⣿⣿⡇⠠⢰⠆⢢⣤⣼⣿⣿⣧⣶⣶⡖⠀⠀⠀⢈⣿⣿⣯⣭⣭⠉⠉⠁⠀⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡇⠠⡀⢺⠸⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣥⣤⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣀⣀⡀⣰⣿
⣿⣿⡇⠀⠈⠣⠴⡾⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠻⠿⠿⠛⠿⠿⢛⣿⣿⣿⠇⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣛⣫⣵⣾⣿⣿⠿⠋⢠⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⢰⣶⣿⣿⣟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢸⣿⣦⣝⠻⡿⣡⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿

[paper schooner]

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠉⠄⣀⡤⢤⣤⣈⠁⣠⡔⠶⣾⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⠁⡀⢹⣿⣷⢹⡇⠄⠎⣿
⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣇⣀⣡⣾⣿⡿⠉⠛⠒⠒⠋
⠋⠁⠄⠄⢀⣤⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠙⠛⠛⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣧⡈⠿⣷⣄⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⢿⣶⣌⣙⡛⠛⠿⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠖⣒⣒⣚⣋⡩⢱
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠉⢉⣥⣶⣾⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⠶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⡿⠛⠛⠛⢻⣿⠿⠛⠛⠛⢿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⢻⡟⠛⣿⡿⠛⣻⣿
⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣾⣿⣧⠄⢻⡏⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⡟⢀⣴⣿⣿
⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⣿⣿⣿⠄⢸⡇⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣀⠈⢻⣿⣿
⣄⠈⠙⠛⢻⣧⡄⠙⠛⠉⣠⣿⣷⣄⠈⠙⠛⢹⡇⠄⣿⣧⠄⠻⣿

[river zealot]

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠉⠄⣀⡤⢤⣤⣈⠁⣠⡔⠶⣾⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⠁⡀⢹⣿⣷⢹⡇⠄⠎⣿
⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣇⣀⣡⣾⣿⡿⠉⠛⠒⠒⠋
⠋⠁⠄⠄⢀⣤⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠙⠛⠛⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣧⡈⠿⣷⣄⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⢿⣶⣌⣙⡛⠛⠿⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠖⣒⣒⣚⣋⡩⢱
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠉⢉⣥⣶⣾⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⠶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⡿⠛⠛⠛⢻⣿⠿⠛⠛⠛⢿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⢻⡟⠛⣿⡿⠛⣻⣿
⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣾⣿⣧⠄⢻⡏⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⡟⢀⣴⣿⣿
⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⣿⣿⣿⠄⢸⡇⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣀⠈⢻⣿⣿
⣄⠈⠙⠛⢻⣧⡄⠙⠛⠉⣠⣿⣷⣄⠈⠙⠛⢹⡇⠄⣿⣧⠄⠻⣿

[pale ingot]

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠉⠄⣀⡤⢤⣤⣈⠁⣠⡔⠶⣾⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⠁⡀⢹⣿⣷⢹⡇⠄⠎⣿
⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣇⣀⣡⣾⣿⡿⠉⠛⠒⠒⠋
⠋⠁⠄⠄⢀⣤⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠙⠛⠛⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣧⡈⠿⣷⣄⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⢿⣶⣌⣙⡛⠛⠿⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠖⣒⣒⣚⣋⡩⢱
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠉⢉⣥⣶⣾⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⠶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⡿⠛⠛⠛⢻⣿⠿⠛⠛⠛⢿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⢻⡟⠛⣿⡿⠛⣻⣿
⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣾⣿⣧⠄⢻⡏⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⡟⢀⣴⣿⣿
⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⣿⣿⣿⠄⢸⡇⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣀⠈⢻⣿⣿
⣄⠈⠙⠛⢻⣧⡄⠙⠛⠉⣠⣿⣷⣄⠈⠙⠛⢹⡇⠄⣿⣧⠄⠻⣿

[drifting mantle]

[narrow lotus]

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠉⠄⣀⡤⢤⣤⣈⠁⣠⡔⠶⣾⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⠁⡀⢹⣿⣷⢹⡇⠄⠎⣿
⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣇⣀⣡⣾⣿⡿⠉⠛⠒⠒⠋
⠋⠁⠄⠄⢀⣤⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠙⠛⠛⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣧⡈⠿⣷⣄⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⢿⣶⣌⣙⡛⠛⠿⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠖⣒⣒⣚⣋⡩⢱
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠉⢉⣥⣶⣾⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⠶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⡿⠛⠛⠛⢻⣿⠿⠛⠛⠛⢿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⢻⡟⠛⣿⡿⠛⣻⣿
⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣾⣿⣧⠄⢻⡏⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⡟⢀⣴⣿⣿
⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⣿⣿⣿⠄⢸⡇⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣀⠈⢻⣿⣿
⣄⠈⠙⠛⢻⣧⡄⠙⠛⠉⣠⣿⣷⣄⠈⠙⠛⢹⡇⠄⣿⣧⠄⠻⣿

[high wing]

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠉⠄⣀⡤⢤⣤⣈⠁⣠⡔⠶⣾⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⠁⡀⢹⣿⣷⢹⡇⠄⠎⣿
⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣇⣀⣡⣾⣿⡿⠉⠛⠒⠒⠋
⠋⠁⠄⠄⢀⣤⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠙⠛⠛⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣧⡈⠿⣷⣄⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⢿⣶⣌⣙⡛⠛⠿⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠖⣒⣒⣚⣋⡩⢱
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠉⢉⣥⣶⣾⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⠶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⡿⠛⠛⠛⢻⣿⠿⠛⠛⠛⢿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⢻⡟⠛⣿⡿⠛⣻⣿
⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣾⣿⣧⠄⢻⡏⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⡟⢀⣴⣿⣿
⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⣿⣿⣿⠄⢸⡇⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣀⠈⢻⣿⣿
⣄⠈⠙⠛⢻⣧⡄⠙⠛⠉⣠⣿⣷⣄⠈⠙⠛⢹⡇⠄⣿⣧⠄⠻⣿

[wraith osprey]

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠉⠄⣀⡤⢤⣤⣈⠁⣠⡔⠶⣾⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⠁⡀⢹⣿⣷⢹⡇⠄⠎⣿
⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣇⣀⣡⣾⣿⡿⠉⠛⠒⠒⠋
⠋⠁⠄⠄⢀⣤⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠙⠛⠛⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣧⡈⠿⣷⣄⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⢿⣶⣌⣙⡛⠛⠿⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠖⣒⣒⣚⣋⡩⢱
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠉⢉⣥⣶⣾⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⠶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿
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[naive bison]

tf goin on

@narrow lotus https://youtube.com/shorts/97XM3CV7WL0?si=Jnp8TcniSxGnnf8P

[prisma venture]

yeah gta 4 dont have kino anymore:/

[narrow lotus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNf2oOj2-eA

gta 5 taxi song

[naive bison]

i sure hope i dont have my rrecommended filled with mexican music now

[dreamy flax]

📚 greaser

a person who dresses in [rockabilly] fashion and styles his hair in a pompdour or other tall retro hairstyle with a petrolium based pomade, such as seen in [the movies]: grease, [the outsiders], westside story, rebel without cause, etc

1:[the greaser] went [to the] diner to cruise for some [really] keen chicks

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNivw0YsYIc

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/vinnie-hey-good-lookin-gif-26627579

[high wing]

i can hear the music

[naive bison]

why did he mess up his hair to fix it

[upper shore]

why do we do fucking anything

[primal rapids]

Also where is his fucking pompadour

[narrow lotus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfVTbTT7CEo

for the OGs

[high wing]

i fucking LOVED that game

[fluid epoch]

It’s Fent Monday

[high wing]

chile con carnage

[narrow lotus]

EL MARIACCI

[high wing]

something like that

[narrow lotus]

the fuckin machinegun in the guitar box

[naive bison]

holy shit that's the meme song

based

[high wing]

yes

[narrow lotus]

classic Mexican song

[high wing]

amazing game

i miss the psp

[prisma venture]

OH MY GOD

OH BOY

[placid sail]

I played that game, somewhere, sometime

[prisma venture]

THATS THE GAME

omg

memories

[placid sail]

el gringo loco

[high wing]

poothy cat

[placid sail]

tuxedo guy

[prisma venture]

man that game was great

[high wing]

why cant you look cool like that car iedy

[placid sail]

he's...

romanian...

[high wing]

im so sorry to hear that

[placid sail]

[high wing]

dont let him near your ca- and its all gone

[placid sail]

ha, very funny, but I don't have a ca- why's my bathroom leaking

MY PLUMBING

WHERE IS IT

[high wing]

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

[placid sail]

curse you iedy you fucking slblblblghllbl

[prisma venture]

cigan?

[naive bison]

chill

u already were muted for this

[prisma venture]

no

nu uh

i was saying romainas are gypsies WHICH IS NOT TRUE

romanins are nice people and not gypsies

[naive bison]

no you were saying cigan specifically

[prisma venture]

which is true

yeah

its same

but i was old

[high wing]

what the hell is a cigan?

[prisma venture]

that was my old me

[naive bison]

i am not the same man i was 2 minutes ago

[prisma venture]

its like n word for gypsies but my czech gypsies like to be called cigan insted of gyspies its hard

its hard

depends where u live

here its normal to say cigan

in romaina no idk

[pale ingot]

remember, it sounds like a slur but isnt

[prisma venture]

not slure here

[pale ingot]

țigani

same shit same shit

[prisma venture]

dont care

if they work i dont have problem with them

if they work and dont do drugs*

[wraith osprey]

@placid sail, can you go take a shower?

[river zealot]

@placid sail , can you go take a shower?

[naive bison]

what the fuck?

playinb bl3

killed graveward

got the exact same

and i mean the EXACT SAME (except annoint) sawbars

2 of them right next to eachother

even facing the same way

that's gotta be 1 in a billion

holy shit i just realized i have a godroll flipper smg too

what the hell?

[storm stream]

best thing about Iedy is his catto

[naive bison]

that is not nice

[coarse bear]

For half a sec I thought your cat had a toothpick

[naive bison]

you know what this reminds me of?

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYhXXRXiJBU this the opposite of this i s2g

[prisma quartz]

let's forget about the haircut, beard and and eyebrows

[naive bison]

that's just what happens when you have a toothpick in ur mouth

[coarse bear]

He ain't got the knowledge

[viscid dirge]

I was eating so here it goes:

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[narrow lotus]

you were eating cock

ggs

[simple ore]

(‿|‿) •͡˘㇁•͡˘

[storm stream]

( . Y . )

[narrow lotus]

[narrow sorrel]

what no perms does to a brainfarter

[storm stream]

[placid sail]

bepis

[idle veldt]

Strong stuff busy

[placid sail]

I cook with ass

[slender rock]

Bro

[placid sail]

bro..

[drifting mantle]

Man... I should go wild camping in the freezing cold all by myself

[slender rock]

What is the equivalent of the welfare office over there? Well that's where I am at basically and is packed

Too many people

💀

[placid sail]

what does it do

[slender rock]

It's the Dept of Human Assistance

[placid sail]

what it do

[slender rock]

They handle like Food stamps, Medicare shit

[placid sail]

you know, speaking of

[slender rock]

🤨

[placid sail]

it's so ironic with all your "scream and shit yourself at the mention of communism"

you guys have the food stamps, and we don't

[slender rock]

Depends on state to state have different requirements

[uncut yew]

Many of the people who do that, want the stamps restricted / removed, you know?

[slender rock]

Some states don't give you anything

[placid sail]

it's just pensions for our old geezers, unless I'm forgetting something

[slender rock]

Disabled people

Mental health

[placid sail]

ye ye remove every possible social service and lose half your populace but rejoice in the simple thought "no commie now :)" while everything burns and suffers

[uncut yew]

Would you rather:
A) Work for Walmart
B) Be on foodstamps
C) All of the above

[simple ore]

i rather rot

[uncut yew]

Twas a trick question, you can only select C

[slender rock]

C is the only choice

[slender rock]

Shared braincell moment

[placid sail]

disabled people get some extra pension and other stuff they have to fight tooth and nail for because the clerks will do everything in their power to deny them their rights

[slender rock]

Yep

[placid sail]

mental people go into an asylum and treated like drugged slaves there

[slender rock]

We don't even have that

[placid sail]

good

there is absolutely nothing good about russian state asylums

no solution at all is still better than that shit

you're gonna be drugged, fed shit and beaten to shit by some assholes

[primal rapids]

If I had a nickel for every time someone with food stamps came to my store, bought absolute junk food and complained about how expensive shit is, I wouldn't need a raise.

[placid sail]

basically a bad prison, but you're also comatose from drugs

[uncut yew]

How long until the US introduces a system where the old and the poor can get mulched in exchange for a 100$ 50$ Walmart gift card for their decedents?
-# Edited for realism

[primal rapids]

Like, you absolute dense motherfucker, you are buying junk food at a convenience store, of course we're going to charge you through the nose for it.

[placid sail]

so how do food stamps work

[slender rock]

Instead we just move the homeless around, force them to move their encampment

[primal rapids]

The only place you're going to get a worse deal is at an amusement park.

[placid sail]

and we still have plenty of homeless with all above

they just timid russian hobos who don't put tents right on the road because they know the cops are gonna beat their ass

so do you use food stamps at specific place

or you just roll with it at any food shop and use it?

[slender rock]

Stores and stuff that will take it

There's different programs

Some food

[placid sail]

weird that you don't just pay pensions, but I get it

[slender rock]

Or hot food program

[placid sail]

GOD FORBID that granpa buys a book or new trousers instead of food

[primal rapids]

Here in the states, food stamps are basically a card that has a weekly or monthly limit

[slender rock]

Limit is based on what you qualify for

[placid sail]

perhaps the stamps are better

depends

our geezers do get pensions, but they're usually small af

so perhaps it would have been more profitable for them to just get guaranteed food with stamps

[slender rock]

They do a lot of big chain grocery stores will take it

For EBT Food stamps / Cal fresh (calis version) they do it based on what you get for income, household size and they calculate how much benefits you get per month

[placid sail]

sounds like a decent deal

unless it's like 3 corn cobs a month

[slender rock]

I get like 278 per month

So that's about a months and so of food

[placid sail]

dollars right?

[slender rock]

They split it into two sections

Food stamps or (CalFresh) can only be used for food items

Unless you have also cashaid which is usually General Assistance

That's actual cash

Reserved for the alikes of homelessness otherwise CalFresh is used over cashaid

It is dollars but in the loosest sense

[placid sail]

well, for comparison, if you were slaving properly during your life, but nothing else, you get 13 278 rub a month

and if didn't do that (not enough insurance deductions from work), you get 7 689 rub

[slender rock]

Well rn I am trying to land a job that will take my highschool degreeless ass because fuck the American education system. (Long story on that)

[placid sail]

(with which you mostly can buy a rope and some soap)

buuut there's some bonuses for handicapped people, orphans, losing a money earning relative and so on

and if you're some state working guy, your pension is usually gucci

[slender rock]

I'm just not a fan of people on large groups

🌞

[slender rock]

Ideally yes

[placid sail]

I was talking about russian deal but go right ahead and become a state clerk, it usually a good deal

especially since your current king is mad and might just kill anyone else but his servants

[placid sail]

how's your networking

[slender rock]

Hahahah

Haha

💀

[placid sail]

I see

ruin has come to our trailer family

what about your wife?

[slender rock]

😔

Her cousin works at FedEx so I got a referral

[placid sail]

ayyy

[slender rock]

So we'll see how that goes

Shipping shit in a box ye

Just don't wanna drive

Hate that shit

Nope

[placid sail]

that must be a really bad trait to have in fucking us

like being a femboy in pakistan

[narrow lotus]

preach

[slender rock]

Bro it's either I get hit by a fuckwit

Then I beat a mf for being stupid

[narrow lotus]

when i go to the gym and the whole back of it is full with ppl

well guess im gonna workout on the opposite side lmao

[slender rock]

Then they snitch then i get locked up

Nah

People suck

[placid sail]

have you considered not being a psycho on a road?

[slender rock]

And they drive like fucking morons here

[placid sail]

why do you think every russian car has a camera

[narrow lotus]

Brother chill , its fucking FedEX , last time i saw vidoes , you were the ones that didnt give 2 shits lol

Just deliver the goods and call it a day

[slender rock]

You have to drive offensively

[narrow lotus]

And yeah dont drive i guess

If you cant

Tho idk if its required for the job sadly

if its not a 2 man squad

[slender rock]

The insurance shit is insane too

[placid sail]

damn, american laws demand to execute road rage

[slender rock]

Although that might be covered by the job so

[slender rock]

Pretty much

[narrow lotus]

In Romania everyone stays away from the courier delivery trucks , they are the maniacs

Aint no race car like the work car

I will do 20 over the limit on the highway and get overtaken by the fucking Cargus Van doing 50 over limit

[slender rock]

You guys had longer as a culture to work that out

We, here pull into the lane with a full load semi

🌞

[placid sail]

just have cameras on every car

simple as

if some retard fucks up, it's all recorded, pay up bitch

[slender rock]

Yep

[narrow lotus]

this + a lot of tough guys turn chickens the moment they notice the big fucking camera on your winshield

[placid sail]

to be fair, some of our psychos won't be deterred by a cam at all, either because they have brain capabilities of a hyper aggressive pit bull or criminal/other connections to allow them to do whatever the fuck they want, so you'll just disappear with your camera

but they are for accidents, not those "god hates me in particular" scenarios

[narrow lotus]

if you run into a psycho attacking you just hit the gas and go

[fossil swan]

iedy

[narrow lotus]

you go the recording and plead u got scared for ur life and self defence

it is what it is

[fossil swan]

am primit oraru pt liceu ba cine l-o da voie sa abrevieze tot

[narrow lotus]

:)))

[fossil swan]

M.
m pentru ce pula mea

mate muzica

[narrow lotus]

M?

[fossil swan]

nu e doar M

la fratimiu MM

Lr

singuru LR care il stiu e lr300

op ut

ce o fi oput

dupaia ma loveste cu B si C

b pt bio presupun c pt chimie

si F pt ce

fizica sau educatie fizica ca cred ca ar fi pus si ei ed fiz pt sport

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/dale-walking-dead-i-know-what-kind-of-man-you-are-gif-3136629546574604277

[narrow lotus]

You call the police to protect you from gypsies and they send you a shitty thin cop

You are happy you can split the beating @stone blade @naive bison @river zealot

[high wing]

you have over 10 pages saying the word "gypsy"

[narrow lotus]

then how are you gonna call them ?

gypsy is the correct term

[high wing]

i know

you just have an obession with them

[narrow lotus]

fuck em

[thick wadi]

i feel like someone doesnt have to live with them near

[high wing]

give me an example of what you would compare them too

if you cant say it here tell me in dm

cause im curious

[narrow lotus]

what

[placid sail]

he fights his archenemies where he can

[placid sail]

it's funny how at some point couple years ago some guy and mods were like "gypsy is a bad word" and nobody managed to produced the appropriate one instead

[storm stream]

The Gypp

[gusty heron]

“Romanian”?

[narrow lotus]

[gusty heron]

Is it not just a slang for romanians?

[slender rock]

Getting gypped by a gaggle of Gypsies

[narrow lotus]

sadly it kinda is even tho its not true at all

Gypsies look different from ur average romanian as well

[placid sail]

you made one bird really upset

[gusty heron]

Like it wasn;t but enough people did it that it became true?

[narrow lotus]

they used to call them Roma or Romani or Rroma

[gusty heron]

Not my first rodeo

[narrow lotus]

we call them Rromi here

that is the POLITICALLY CORRECT

but i heard the news lady call them Tigani ( cigan ) as well

[placid sail]

we call them tsigani

[narrow lotus]

Ye that is like the "ghetto" term

The slur would be Ciori ( Crows ) which is basically N word for them

[pale ingot]

politically correct

[placid sail]

https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Цыгане

guess we're ghetto-pilled

[placid sail]

yes you do

[high wing]

i love max payne

[high wing]

and its ai above all else

classic

[pale ingot]

losers are getting more loser-y

[storm stream]

use AI shit => kys

[glad carbon]

AI generated Asian woman fetishist

[storm stream]

Cpt Obvious

[high wing]

https://x.com/BigfryTV/status/1965117240531128428 @narrow lotus dunno if you ever seen this game but it was kinda like tarkov in space

sucks that they abandoned it

[glad carbon]

Which one

[high wing]

i just posted it

[glad carbon]

Marauders?

[high wing]

CLICK THE LINK FROSTA

yes

[glad carbon]

Damb

There was another uhh

Star fortress or some shit, very generic name

Dead siege? Idk

[narrow lotus]

yeah i know it but yeah , this game had a loong way to be even close to tarkov

it was rough from the start and not polished enough

the idea was cool but building such a game needs a lot of time

Early Access = already bad start nowadays

[glad carbon]

They cancelled it after it died and some other like basically identical game from a different ? Studio came out with basically the same name as a PvE rogue like shooter or something

[narrow lotus]

so basically a Dark and Darker situation

[high wing]

i feel like more games need a pve mode as a sorta safety net

[narrow lotus]

TARKOV SOON

[high wing]

cause in the case of like tarkov not needing pve is cause they kinda like are big already

but any games that try to come after it

need alternative modes cause as much as tarkov keeps fucking up ppl keep coming back ot it cause its already such a giant

[river zealot]

i recognize those names on the side

[narrow lotus]

how its a screenshot taken from the reddit

[river zealot]

damn

i thought it said madirex

[pale ingot]

[narrow lotus]

what are those groups man

[river zealot]

what are those groups

[river zealot]

show the rest

isnt he they/them now

how bro has fallen

the pipeline

[narrow lotus]

thats enough

[river zealot]

[placid sail]

not a word about madi eh?

[glad carbon]

And?

[narrow lotus]

that pfp is literally a naked pussy

holy shit what the fuck

[placid sail]

you dming it rn aren't you

[glad carbon]

Hi bz

[narrow lotus]

No fuck you that is a russian scammer it has two VAC bans on the account ( yes i clicked it )

[placid sail]

AH JUST YOU KNOW

VAIN CURIOSITY

JUST CLICKED IT

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1276507354325848125/iedgoon.gif

[glad carbon]

Is stalker area any good

[narrow lotus]

you know i cant find that video anymore

it was on youtube....

[fossil swan]

i live 200 meters away from a gypsy nest

[thick wadi]

a "nest"

lmfao

[fossil swan]

they live in a broken down wood mansion

shit has 3 stories

its not even a proper residence more like a nest

[narrow lotus]

@river zealot

[river zealot]

That cock is surely big

[pale ingot]

i was checking old messages and i found a crazy osaka message i need to recruit you to repost this one @narrow lotus

check dms

he's playing tarky......

praying on his head, eyes

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/NoContextCrap/status/1964796567472447878 @glad carbon thats you

[glad carbon]

Possibly

[deep topaz]

Would anyone here sign a petition calling for a public execution

[high wing]

on who

[deep topaz]

Guy who killed Ukrainian lady in cold blood in SC

Bus stabbing

[high wing]

oh him

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u94KgzdWDYs what should happen to those that kept letting him out

[deep topaz]

Blood eagle would be preferable if you ask me

And why is the Pharoah white?

Looks like a guy I'd see in Jersey

[high wing]

he isnt white

its the lighting

[slender rock]

Pretty fucked tbh

Guy has mental issues

[gusty heron]

I AM NOT DEFENDING THE MAN OR WHAT HE DID the schizophrenia he had might have something to do with it

Legit diagnosed mental issues (not the septum piercing kind) are a soft checkmate to the US legal system.

[glad carbon]

yeah idk if advocating for the death penalty is good when a majority of these kinda offenders are mentally unwell and should instead be put in some mental hospital to hopefully be rehabilitated

[fluid heron]

just wiped the entire lobby in hunt im getting reported for sure

[high wing]

oh youre the one with the chinese ai pfp

we back?

[pale ingot]

yall stink and im aweesomeee......

... . .

[high wing]

mods ham hacked the server

kill him

[pale ingot]

i had a simple program

[high wing]

the monolith

[simple ore]

oy neb

[high wing]

I CAN READ MY OWN NAME, NEK!

[simple ore]

voice actor went hard for no reason

everything is personal 🗣️

[tidal trellis]

Oh everythings back neat

[thick wadi]

i literally watched it happen live and flop still beat me

gg

[pale ingot]

twink is slow

i was here first

[tidal trellis]

I said it first so I win

[tidal trellis]

Who r you again?

[high wing]

despite that origins took a huge shift in the AC formula i personally think it was really good

bayek alone and his wife were amazing

while bayek was different to ezio he was just an absolutely loveable character

[placid sail]

assassin's creed: black guy

[high wing]

egyptian guy

[high wing]

there was already an ac black guy

but no one seems to remember

it was a dlc of black flag

ac freedom cry iirc

shut up

[placid sail]

they should have made the assassin's creed in prehistoric times

[drifting mantle]

Kill yourself

[high wing]

i mean they did for farcry

[placid sail]

unga bunga templars honga bonga freedom

punch punch

[scenic field]

Assassins creed but cowboys

[placid sail]

assassins creed but femboy hooters

[drifting mantle]

Assassin's Creed, but it's actually a good game

[scenic field]

Good luck

Ubisoft hasnt been able to pull that off since II

[placid sail]

ubisoft is reportedly dying in its own shit and piss so ironically, there's a chance for good AC

[drifting mantle]

I am aware

[placid sail]

when tencent is finished digesting the french poop

[scenic field]

Assassins creed but its really just arma 3

[high wing]

arma creed 3

[pale ingot]

wrong

twink is a liar

liar liar thigh high socks on fire

[drifting mantle]

If it isn't developed by Ubisoft that is...
It's the same thing with Fallout. The last good Fallout, wasn't developet by Bethesda, while it was under Bethesda's Banner

[high wing]

the fact dediny is some kinda gacha game is some weird poetic irony

[placid sail]

here's the deal

[high wing]

listen here fat

[placid sail]

ubisoft isn't making a good AC

therefore, anyone else making it, which seems to be the prospect, is already a higher, nonzero chance of a good AC

simple math

[drifting mantle]

Real

[placid sail]

alternatively

since it's tencent and the glorious ways of the chinese party

[drifting mantle]

It's like adding new genes into an incest family that degenerated for generations...
Anything will improve that shit

[placid sail]

AC may turn into an anime looking MMORPG

which, honestly, is something that ubisoft would have done themselves could they make something like that

[placid sail]

precisely, it's really hard to make this shit soup even worse now

[drifting mantle]

A fitting end, honestly

[dreamy flax]

@severe sequoia (binkyfishe) has been banned for reason: Yeah, at that point you're unsalvageable, i'll just skip the mute (Posted schizophrenic mumbling and called americans terrorists)

[placid sail]

man

unhinged rambling and not in here?

stupid fish

[drifting mantle]

I would make faithful remakes of the first games and reboot the series.

Similar to how Resident Evil did it.
Of course, only if I trust the devs are capeable of not fucking it up

[tidal trellis]

I do not lie! I'm a truthful person

[high wing]

thats a bigger lie than you lying about not being a TWINK

[drifting mantle]

Aww man... Exile him into here next time! Brainfart craves Entertainment!

[placid sail]

I understand the sentiment, but honestly, the endless remake train of everything must end

we do not need to remake every decent game every 5-10 years to modern specifications

it's going to be fine I promise

there's more than enough games anyway

[drifting mantle]

At least those make good games, when they are remade properly

[gleaming grove]

Idk why he called American terrorist

The British people made baked bean with peas dish first

[primal rapids]

The only AC’s I care about are Armored Core and Ace Combat

[drifting mantle]

[vale sand]

Now thinking about it, I don't think I have played a single Assassins Creed game in the past few years, probably for the better

I would've played Star Wars Outlaws if it weren't as boring as depicted by every single stream of it

[primal rapids]

If we’re going by culinary terrorism, I think the Swedes are some of the worst offenders. Surströmming smells so fucking rank that it’s outright illegal to open it in a lot of places

[vale sand]

Even to the point where airlines blacklisted it

But apparently that is just because of the gasses

[placid sail]

well it is quite literally a rotten fish

[primal rapids]

There’s also hakarl for the rotten fish lovers

[placid sail]

I'm gonna hit you with some vegan alternative and hide some ripe durian in your room

[drifting mantle]

My last AC was Origins and I quit that shit, because it was way too long, way too big and way too restrictive... I didn't feel like an untouchable god, like in the Ezio titles... That was why I played them in the first place.

[vale sand]

I think that might've also been the last part I played

Let me check real quick which one I have in my library

[prisma quartz]

revelations was the last i played and I didn't like it at all

brotherhood was peak

[placid sail]

my last one was black flag

[drifting mantle]

Brotherhood was peak fr fr

[placid sail]

the only thing I remember is boat

[high wing]

black flag was really good

then ubislop made that AAAA trash

[placid sail]

or was heya hoya the last one I've played

I don't really remember the order anymore

[high wing]

how sad that a much older game did way better than their newer one

[drifting mantle]

Black flag was awesome and it also spawned the ship wreck that was Skull & Bones

[placid sail]

cock and balls

listen man

[glad carbon]

he aint wrong though

[pale ingot]

Black flag was awesome

[drifting mantle]

Ban this man

[placid sail]

if the publisher of the game is screaming IT'S GONNA BE AAAA GAME without listing any actual passions or some cool mechanics or well basically anything saying that they're actually hyped about the game not just product

of course it's gon be some shit

[high wing]

AC1, AC2, ACBROTHERHOOD, AC REVELATIONS, AC3, AC4 BLACK FLAG, AC ROGUE, AC UNITY, AC SYNDICATE, AC ORIGINS, AC ODYSSEY, AC VALHALLA, and then AC MIRAGE and then AC black man

[placid sail]

well we're making pirate game

it's gonna be cewl

you uhhh gon sail a ship

errr

[high wing]

mirage fucking sucked ass

[placid sail]

very cool

AAAA!

[fresh rose]

Where the funny japanese one

[glad carbon]

[high wing]

oh right

i forgot about that one

[glad carbon]

shadows is just there i guess

better than mirage

worse than odyssey

[drifting mantle]

[high wing]

fixed it

[pale ingot]

looks about right

[high wing]

they should have just made the girl the main character

[drifting mantle]

Brother spawned a whole new slur within the industry

[high wing]

they coulda still had the dude just be an NPC

[drifting mantle]

AAAA Gaming

[placid sail]

this whole AAA shit is an insult in itself

it's a fucking investment term

[high wing]

triple A more like triple F

fucking fart fuck

[placid sail]

if I was a gamedev and you called my game a AAA I'd take fucking offence

it's like calling your pet dog a slut

[glad carbon]

isnt she?

2 protags is just 2 main characters

[high wing]

its her and the black dude

but he shouldnt have been a main character

[pale ingot]

how does it work anyway ive only seen gameplay as the girl

where is the guy

[drifting mantle]

And yet, some Retards STILL consider it peak quality...
Same with "it reached gold status"

[high wing]

the dude pretty much just bodies everyone

[pale ingot]

does he like

do anything

of importance

[placid sail]

very bold and controversial of you to be against black character being a protagonist

we're cancelling yo ass

[drifting mantle]

[high wing]

but ididnt have a problem with the dude from freedom cry being a black character

[placid sail]

I can't remember being hyped or just interested for a "AAA" title anymore

[high wing]

every main character in the AC lore is someone that ubi made up

[glad carbon]

[primal rapids]

Black Flag literally could have removed the assassin stuff and added more pirate stuff and people would have liked it more

[high wing]

so it doesnt make sense to have someone that did exist in history as a main character

[placid sail]

I played some battlefield 6 with my colleagues but I'll be damned if I'm paying full price for it

[glad carbon]

people get mad hes depicted as a samurai despite like uhhh

being one?

[high wing]

but theres still no proof of that

[glad carbon]

he had all the same rights as one but people just call him a sword bearer instead

[high wing]

its all heresay

[drifting mantle]

The only AAA game that peaks my interest, is GTA 6... And only because of the booty physics... That will be peak

[high wing]

but again the problem was he existed in history

he should not have been a main protag

[glad carbon]

no no hes not a doctor hes just a medical practitioner

[pale ingot]

assassin stuff is boring pirate stuff is HELL YEAHHH

[high wing]

i would not mind him still being in the game

[placid sail]

no no no mister gyrard, the investors want to see the development of the AC franchise, it's our obligation according to the financial plan

[high wing]

but he should have been like the one teaching or giving missions to the ninja character

[glad carbon]

i think he was fine, the rest of the game just uhhh

felt like slop

[high wing]

it was slop

[glad carbon]

it really was just odyssey but without the charm of cool greek mythos

[high wing]

odyssey was such a weird game

[glad carbon]

and somehow even buggier

[prisma quartz]

hidden blades are edgy cringe
hook hands though? peak

[high wing]

i felt like their last bit of decent talent all left after origins

[primal rapids]

No one wants to be a ninja or assassin anymore, they want to be a pirate or an incredibly expendable soldier sent on a suicide mission with two or three other fuckwits

[placid sail]

if anything, the flop of that cock and balls game probably made the retarded higher ups think "should have had AC IP attached to it!"

[high wing]

i love bad company

raaaaah

[glad carbon]

odyssey was pretty good but ended up being like a singleplayer mmo

i just cheat engined materials in after like 50 hours because i couldnt be bothered to pick flowers to upgrade gear in a story game

if it was survival sure

[high wing]

fucking charging you for skins

pay 2 win ahh

[drifting mantle]

That's what Skull & Bones was designed for... But they somehow fucked that up in the most spectacular way possible... Honestly, that shit was impressive, if you consider that it only needed to be AC Black Flag, without the AC bullshit

[vale sand]

Yeah the last one I played was origins as well and I did not finish it either

[high wing]

did you know they finally added where you dont have to be on a boat anymore

[vale sand]

4 hours lmao

[glad carbon]

you can also cheat engine those in

[high wing]

yeah i know

[high wing]

origins is good

the grind is just stupid

but i put up with it cause i liked the story and characters

[glad carbon]

money is an issue to earn unless you just play it like black flag and raid every passing ship

[high wing]

also the armors were really cool

[drifting mantle]

[glad carbon]

go do quests and sell gems and shit and youll still be broke

[vale sand]

I really could not tell you why I stopped playing it, as you can see, it's been 7 years since

Probably because it bored me

[glad carbon]

go raid like 30 ships nd you can buy all the rare gear ya want

[high wing]

prolly the grind ngl

origins was the one that started that grind bs

[glad carbon]

didnt uhhh

watchdogs legion also have that

wasnt just money to earn like the first 2

gotta get resources too

[high wing]

i didnt play legion long enough to find out

[primal rapids]

Actually, we can combine these two ideas. Three or four entirely expendable pirates given a rickety piece of shit boat and sent to take a much larger ship and probably die in the process, then do it all over again.

[vale sand]

Alright, that one kinda hurt

Fucking 2012 - 2013

[high wing]

blood dragon was fuckin AMAZIN

such a good dlc

[vale sand]

fr

[glad carbon]

splinter cell is cool but it sucks now because you cant play it

it just doesnt work on new systems

[primal rapids]

I want more retrofuturistic games where it's super hammy and knows it's super hammy

[glad carbon]

i'd probably need to go back to vista to play it

[high wing]

ubisoft the one time they cooked

[vale sand]

Far Cry 3 when I first released was literally the most peak game up until that point because it was so fucking good

[drifting mantle]

Had that feel, when I looked at Overlord... And when I last played that...

[high wing]

and they made a full course meal on blood dragon

[primal rapids]

Give me Kung Fury: The Video Game

[vale sand]

It had so many takedowns

[high wing]

its funny how everyone loved vaas but he wasnt the main villain

[vale sand]

And so much variation when it came to weapons, literally fucking peak

[high wing]

then the main villain shows up and hes a snoozefest

[vale sand]

Now we get like

10 weapons in common, uncommon, rare and epic lmao

[high wing]

farcry4 COULD have been peak if the secret ending was not a secret ending and a whole new story path

i loved pagan

he was so cool iw anted to be his friend

i hated the other 2 crackheads

[drifting mantle]

Often is like that, that the right hand man is the more interesting and colorful

[high wing]

the right HAMS man

[drifting mantle]

[primal rapids]

I want another game like Mad Max or Days Gone where you start out with a rickety piece of shit vehicle and painstakingly upgrade it over time. Make it a mech game for bonus points.

For some reason that sort of progression activates my neurons

[drifting mantle]

It's late for me, okay?

[vale sand]

Why does ubisoft have to suck nowadays

[drifting mantle]

French

[vale sand]

They were pioneers back then, made literally top notch AAA titles

How did they fumble that fucking hard

[high wing]

maybe one day sony will stop being retarded and make another days gone

[pale ingot]

i love those 2 games just for the vehicle upgrades

[vale sand]

It's literally a fall from grace

[high wing]

its when a company becomes too big for its own good

it always happens

[glad carbon]

[high wing]

its like that one quote you either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain

[glad carbon]

honestly gyrard

[primal rapids]

Days Gone 2: Now with 200% more Skizzo

[glad carbon]

beta decay might? be kinda like that

[vale sand]

But they were relatively big back then as well, what the fuck changed since then, how is it possible to just die like that randomly

[high wing]

MAD MAX WAS SO GOOD

[pale ingot]

[high wing]

ceos change old ppl dont know what gamers want

[drifting mantle]

Pioneered into the wrong alleyway and fumbled.

[high wing]

ok mad max was peak but like

[vale sand]

[glad carbon]

its gonna be like singleplayer survival stuff with mechs but idk how much theyre gonna let you fiddle with the mech

[high wing]

why did the child look like a fucking creature

does anyone remember that

[vale sand]

It's just fucking sad man

[high wing]

https://madmax.fandom.com/wiki/Glory_the_Child @vale sand i need you to look at this

[primal rapids]

My only problem with Mad Max besides how samey it was after a while, was that Max ||forfeited your awesome car that you spent the entire game painstakingly upgrading for his old crappy car. Like yeah, I know why they did it for continuity reasons, but fuck you my car was beautiful.||

[pale ingot]

when i think about it now i remember chucky for some reason

[drifting mantle]

True... I remember playing Abenteuer auf dem Reiterhof from Ubisoft

[high wing]

she looks like beavis

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/7j0me1/mad_max_game_i_finally_got_to_see_the_face_of/

WHAT EVEN IS THAT

[vale sand]

Damn

[high wing]

yeah which is weird cause the mom is hot as fuck

then you look at her kid and its an ogre

they even look worse than the war boys

[vale sand]

Another interesting thing, I still remember the Dead Island easter egg where you were able to go into a straw hut, far away from anything interesting really, and when you went inside the hidden door, you were able to kill a zombie child lmao

It was the only zombie child in the entire game

[high wing]

you sure that wasnt dying light?

ill have to check this out i dont remember this

[vale sand]

I remember something with Dead Island

[high wing]

did the kid scream?

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ounH8P1Dj8g

you sure this wasnt it?

[vale sand]

But very very possible I am mixing them up, I played both of those games around the same time

[vale sand]

Lemme see

[drifting mantle]

Killing Children in Video games is always peak Entertainment

[high wing]

i know there was a kid in the dead island trailer but you never find any

[primal rapids]

I fucking hated the Dying Light kid zombies, almost as much as I hated Virals on the hardest difficulty, where something would randomly explode three blocks away and ten screaming zombies would immediately parkour to your location to beat the shit out of you

[vale sand]

Nah that ain't it

[pale ingot]

dying light has a couple child zombies

[high wing]

does it?

i have to look

[pale ingot]

it has a screamer type

that is a kid

[vale sand]

Ah it was Dead Island Riptide

Not the original one

[high wing]

its much sadder when you sneak up and kill them

cause kyle gently sets them down

[high wing]

oooh

hmm

[vale sand]

Bro 😭

They did them dirty

They called it "The Toolbox Midget"

[thick wadi]

man

fucking riptide

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3WPLGUrHps @vale sand ?

[thick wadi]

dead island and dead island riptide were games that i played every summer before school started back up

with a couple bros

[high wing]

THATS LITERALLY AN ADULT ZOMBIE JUST MADE SHORT 😭

[vale sand]

Yes, that was the hidden door and shit, yeah, that's what I remember

[drifting mantle]

Cyberpunk kids

[high wing]

there was no child screamer types

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHp_PHH-ya4 heres the proof it shows all the zombie types

[thick wadi]

yeah that was the borderlands easter egg

[vale sand]

Well, zombie kids were frowned upon back then, so no game really implemented them

[high wing]

no yeah i get it

[pale ingot]

i swear there was that section where you open a noor and a kid starts screaming at you and thats how theyre introduced

[high wing]

but ham said there was a kid screamer in dead island

[vale sand]

But I still remember it as a child, probably because my memory is a bit foggy

[high wing]

which its not its dying light

[pale ingot]

IN DYINGLGIH

T

[high wing]

THATS DYING LIGHT

YOU FUCK ASS

[pale ingot]

I WAS TALKING ABOUT DYING LIGHT

DUMBASS

[high wing]

I JUST POSTED THE VIDEO TO SNIPER EARLIER

I SAID THERE IS

[pale ingot]

I WAS TAALKINGGG

ABOUT DYING LIGHTTTTTTT

[high wing]

STUPID FUCKING WETART

KILL YOUSELF

[thick wadi]

reading comprehension at an all time high

[high wing]

lmaooo

[pale ingot]

YYOUUUUUUUUUUUU

[vale sand]

oh no, he is turning french

[pale ingot]

OKAY

I SAID THAT

OKAY

THEN I SAW YOU SAY

[high wing]

no yeah youre right

[pale ingot]

THISSSSSSSSSS

[high wing]

imma kill myself

I MISSREAD

[pale ingot]

SO THEN I SAID THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS

[high wing]

IT WAS A MISSINPUT

IT WAS A MISSINPUT YOU CALM DOWN

[drifting mantle]

Did you kill the Zombie? Is the real question!

[primal rapids]

Also I will never get tired of dropkicking zombies off of rooftops in Dying Light

Which is just another reason Dying Light 2 is directly inferior

[vale sand]

I think you were unable to leave until you killed it

[pale ingot]

you can do that in dl2 too thouig

[high wing]

they made alot of changes

yeah its actually really good now

[primal rapids]

Can you? I thought they didn't have ragdolls in 2

[thick wadi]

i played most of dl2 before the first dlc dropped

[high wing]

they made HUGE amounts of changes

[pale ingot]

jesse what the fuck are you on about

[drifting mantle]

Surely you turned off the game then

[thick wadi]

i know the game has been changed a lot but they used to literally not ragdoll

[high wing]

even cut content was put into the game

theres even guns now

[thick wadi]

it was the dumbest shit

[vale sand]

No, not really, I drop kicked it

[high wing]

no they ragdolled

but it wasnt as well done

[drifting mantle]

[high wing]

they mostly just kinda slumped over

[vale sand]

I miss those times, they were fun

[thick wadi]

but in essence you couldnt reliably dropkick zombies off roofs like the first game

dl2 was pretty ass early on

i havent played it in ages so

waiting for the beast

[pale ingot]

its worth a try again

[thick wadi]

i beat the game and the dlc so no reason to come back really.

[high wing]

or just wait for kyle crane

its coming out soon

[vale sand]

Anyways, time to eat your daily ration of AAA slop

https://tenor.com/view/bob-bob-the-slime-monsters-vs-aliens-blue-slime-food-gif-6946248354645973913

[primal rapids]

CRAAAAAAANE

[high wing]

why is there a guy named slut520 in a vc

nvm hes gone

[pale ingot]

fuck the story just peep the gameplay imo

up to you tho

[thick wadi]

its on console so

not booting my ps5 to then install the game again

when new game comes out

and actually looks good

kyle crane consuming one of king von's dreads

the game

[vale sand]

Ah right, the new Dying Light game, when is that coming out again? Or is there no ETA till now?

"19. September 2025" huh

[high wing]

sept 19th

11 days form now

from

[spring quail]

i got to the city part of dl2 and became sad

[vale sand]

Let's pray it's actually good

[high wing]

well its gonna be everything we actually hoped for

LIKE HAVING VEHICLES AGAIN

DL2 PISSED ME OFF THAT WE DIDNT HAFVE THAT

AAAA

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WEREE IN A CITY WITH NO WORKING VEHICLES

[thick wadi]

with the state of dl2 now and what they have been talking about i think the beast is gonna be a zinger

also just making crane a fucking monster is so entertaining

[pale ingot]

im pretty sure there's gonna be garages or something like that in safezones i heard something that sort of implies it in one of the trailers

[high wing]

its wild but cool that they went that route

[spring quail]

should i replay dl1 before the new one

[gleaming grove]

The Beast map looks wayyyy bigger than I have anticipated

[spring quail]

i dont remember it at all

[vale sand]

Wait, The Beast was initially just a DLC for DL2?