🎪bruh-fart

[frail scaffold]

Cannot think of idubbz now without thinking about sam hyde n his friends gaslighting him for a week

[rocky geode]

thats true and also proving sam is an absolute sociopath

[tepid pebble]

day count ?

[drifting mantle]

Sam Hyde is absolute Cinema

[rocky geode]

day 98

[drifting mantle]

We lost count

[tepid pebble]

you had one job

[rocky geode]

i know

what do you expect we dont have our medicinal memes

[naive bison]

"play gunshots through a bluetooth speaker to make it seem like we're in a bad area"

[frail scaffold]

Actually peak comedy

[naive bison]

"during sparring practice say "women hate this one" and do a full power roundhouse kick"

[frail scaffold]

Hire random crackhead to act like abused gf

[naive bison]

"USD ticker on the wall in relation to USD - it always just says "$1""

[rocky geode]

me watching gun reviews

i fell asleep watching this on surround sound this morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFFTOJZrILs

[naive bison]

"drive idubbbz to a dangerous area of the city and leave him in the car because you gotta "do a sidequest""

[naive bison]

the gun section was rreally fucking funny too

sam hyde shooting an ak

"i thought this was airsoft, dude"

when the CIA chosen lone wolf's PCP wears off

[prisma venture]

Mornin

[naive bison]

gm

[drifting mantle]

Mornin' Shifty

[frail scaffold]

Gn

[frail scaffold]

Did idubbz even shoot

[prisma venture]

How we doin today

[naive bison]

idk i dont remember

[vast wren]

are the perms back

[naive bison]

probably not

i doubt his wife would allow

[frail scaffold]

Lmfao

Cant say no to free bullets

[rocky geode]

i tilted my phone cuz im not retarded

[vast wren]

flexing them image perms

[tepid pebble]

being a phone poster

[naive bison]

Reminder idubbbz stopped working with his boxing coach because he "reminded him of his dad"

[tepid pebble]

may allah forgive me for uttering that word, he is a phone poster

[rocky geode]

dont even get me started on ammo costs

[frail scaffold]

Ez solution

Carry a 22

[rocky geode]

did u see the video i posted

[frail scaffold]

Buy ammo for pennies at walmart

[rocky geode]

even the .22 making you broke with that

[frail scaffold]

Nah

[naive bison]

not if you use it to earn more money

oblock infinite money gletch

[rocky geode]

LOL

[frail scaffold]

Rooftop rumble

Do links still work

https://x.com/insaneposes/status/1962627149694656910?s=46&t=Bt6XkzBYzN7-7HJ7yIbSYQ

Kms

[drifting mantle]

Nothing works

Except stickers

[frail scaffold]

https://stupidpenisx.com/insaneposes/status/1962627149694656910?s=46&t=Bt6XkzBYzN7-7HJ7yIbSYQ

Even stupidpenisx is defeated

[naive bison]

i love this one

such a menacing aura

[deep topaz]

are there any 40k games that include krieg as a major part

[rocky geode]

that's me irl

[idle veldt]

The guy from borderlands

No I don’t think they are in the same universe

[rocky geode]

yeah any ww1 game

on any side

[drifting mantle]

Was about to type the same

Install Battlefield One

Install a texture mod

Done

[rocky geode]

install bf1
squint a little

do ne

[deep topaz]

yeah but I'd like to play as a WW1 army against horrible demons

and things incomprehensible

[rocky geode]

there are women in bf1

[drifting mantle]

Install a Texture mod

[rocky geode]

how much more horrible do u want

[drifting mantle]

There are?

[rocky geode]

oop sorry those are french men, same thing

[drifting mantle]

I gotta install bf one then

Ah, damn

[rocky geode]

hi grok

[drifting mantle]

Thought I can shoot women

[naive bison]

amnesia the bunker or whateverr, no?

isnt that game in ww1 trenches

[rocky geode]

yo thats honestly trye

guardsman simulator

[deep topaz]

yeah but like an actual war combat game

not "oh mon dieu a rat in de trench"

[rocky geode]

do u think a guardsman get to fight demons

they just get spun like fidget spinners then eaten

unless youre like a chaos guard

then life is probably pretty based

[deep topaz]

I just remembered

play Total War Warhammer 3 as the empire

your highest tech is basically gunpowder era

[idle veldt]

Next total war game is 40k btw

[deep topaz]

it fucking better be

[idle veldt]

I want a historical but that dream is dead

[deep topaz]

we need 40k first

it's criminal we haven't gotten one yet

[idle veldt]

We’ve been shackled to fantasy for like a decade

[deep topaz]

you can only fight so many different factions in the bronze age

[idle veldt]

No like an empire 2

World war

No fucking bows and arrows

[drifting mantle]

Think of your least favorite setting, that's where the next Total War will take place

[idle veldt]

China…

[deep topaz]

we already have 2 empire games

empire and napoleon

[idle veldt]

Yeah but both are weak entries

[drifting mantle]

insert traditional chinese music

[idle veldt]

Whereas shogun 2 KILLED IT

[deep topaz]

3 kingdoms is probably the best we're gonna get for China

[idle veldt]

A new empire with better systems would KILL

[drifting mantle]

That's Japan

[deep topaz]

no

that's china

[vast wren]

perms still arent back?

[idle veldt]

Medieval 3 maybe

[drifting mantle]

The next Total War will be set in the Bronze Age

Because that's what people clearly want

[tepid pebble]

how the hell you install texture mods to an online only fps game with kernel level anti cheat

[vast wren]

sure, and get scammed by ea-nasir for low quality copper ingame

[drifting mantle]

It has kernel level anti cheat? L

[rocky geode]

thats why i didnt play the beta

shit is wack

[drifting mantle]

Lmao

[deep topaz]

we had pharoah that bombed super hard

[drifting mantle]

Can't play it anymore, because I am on Linux

And EA hates Linux

[drifting mantle]

Oh yeah, Pharoah was peak

Master class total war

Can't wait for Bronze Age Total War

[deep topaz]

Total War: The Copper Wars

[naive bison]

got a mini draco in bl3

vladof rifle with a drum

AKSU handguard

no stock

[fallow trellis]

stockless behavior

[slender rock]

Can't hit shit

[river zealot]

You know they spoke of this in the bible

The great no perm removal of brainfart

[coarse bear]

Yeah, whatever, let's go TF2 https://youtu.be/37D_bbEfHj0

[spring quail]

they spoke of the fabled torta pounder in Ephesians

[slender rock]

I mean to be fair the age group of people who are new to gamma are the audience from the likes of moidawg or the other "hardcore" fps tubers so

A lot of dumbass kids follow and post stupid shit

[river zealot]

Eh they never go past newbie chat

[slender rock]

Those who do end up here

Or offtopic

screen goes nighttime mode oh boi

[tight rune]

I should reinstall a stalker modpack and yap about worthless stalker stuff in the main channels so my name has a color

[simple ore]

new sticker...

new sticker...

[slender rock]

Zzzz

🥱

[coarse bear]

Monolith soldiers that are afraid of sleeping in the dark:

[fossil swan]

sleep with a gun

[naive bison]

freedomers sleep with an arched back

[fossil swan]

if anything moves just blast it

[wooden surge]

Speaking from experience, eh?

[naive bison]

i play duty

[wooden surge]

I knew you love playing meat flute

[high wing]

live

[wooden surge]

laugh

[fossil swan]

wtf lmaooo

[deep topaz]

hate

[fossil swan]

@pale ingot @narrow lotus coaie

am gasit edit pe politia romana

mi-a trimis unu un screenshot

[high wing]

now youre just making up words

[drifting mantle]

Oh wish granter! Grant me Image perms!

[fossil swan]

no

[rocky geode]

what the fuck is a moidawg

[coarse bear]

Aw hell na

Milsim player

[rocky geode]

aw HELL na

a milsim zoomer?

[wooden surge]

[coarse bear]

A milsim reviewer too

But he did seemingly play The Finals too so there's some variety of taste

[spring quail]

i annoyed all my friends to sleep

[fluid heron]

Drive them to suicide next

[slender rock]

Then there's karmakut

[fluid heron]

Is his icon squad?

ever since I bought reforger can't go back to that dogshit

[slender rock]

Who's

[fluid heron]

The fucking image

[slender rock]

Yes it is shit

[fluid heron]

Moist dog or whatever

[drifting mantle]

Wtf is this

[spring quail]

throw it in the ocean

see if fish want it

[naive bison]

I LOVE CANNED PEACHES

🍑 🍑 🍑 🍑 🍑 🍑

[solar coral]

Pretend i post a silksong tomorrow image

[naive bison]

canned peaches are very low calorie snack too

60 cal for 100g

[wooden surge]

Peaches

I have a batch of peach/nectarine mead waiting to get aged

I still don't know if it tastes good

[hot solstice]

i eat apples

[deep topaz]

the more sugar still present the better it'll taste

[naive bison]

OH SO YOU HATE PEACHES???

[wooden surge]

It's gonna be backsweetened anyway before I put it in carboy

[deep topaz]

sooner the better, cause once it's a couple years old all the sugar is gone and it's just alcohol

[wooden surge]

I ferment them to dry

Then add honey to taste

[hot solstice]

they're okay, i would rather eat the waxy skin of an apple than the fuzzy skin of a peach

but peaches are good

[deep topaz]

natural apples aren't really waxy

at least not the ones my grandma grew

all apples you find in a store are coated in paraffin wax

[wooden surge]

Natural apples shouldn't have waxy texture

[hot solstice]

yeah, it's not great but going to an apple orchard is like, 10 bucks a pound to pick them yourself

at least last time i checked but i don't do many things like that anymore

[wooden surge]

Damn, you pay them to do the labor?

[hot solstice]

yeah that's all the ones i've seen but they're more of like how a pumpkin patch works if you've ever been to one

[naive bison]

dont eat the skin wut

buy a canned peach

they are already peeled

and absorbed the syrup they are in

and they are halved

and the pit is removed

[drifting mantle]

I love eating peaches!!!

[naive bison]

[spring quail]

sdiybt

[naive bison]

im such a fuckin peachcel

[hot solstice]

i think the syrup is the worst part. fresh fruit is peak as hell

[drifting mantle]

Peaches for everyone

[minor cypress]

Fresh peach > canned

[hot solstice]

[naive bison]

fuck you

[minor cypress]

Pears and persimmons are good contenders

[wooden surge]

Ufo peaches my beloved

[drifting mantle]

I love fresh peaches, canned peaches, aromatic peach flavour, peach feel, peach smell, peach shape, I love peaches!!!

[minor cypress]

Enjoy your canned hfcs slop because you cant peel and avoid pits

[solar coral]

I mean they usually arent too different

just syrup

[naive bison]

ingredients: peach, water, sugar, ascorbic acid

[hot solstice]

i like canned mandarin oranges in water over fresh ones but i think that's it

[solar coral]

i'd rather have a canned peach than one presliced and wrapped in plastic

[minor cypress]

Peaches have natural sugar, why do you need more?

[wooden surge]

Just buy... Fresh peach?

[solar coral]

peaches dont grow year round

[wooden surge]

Yeah so eat when they are in season

[naive bison]

the best way to eat a mandarin or orrange or any citrrus is to peel it, split it into all the lil segments, peel each segment's translucent bitterr foreskin layer and eat just the pulp

[solar coral]

or

[naive bison]

[solar coral]

you buy fresh peach

and can it

for when its out of season

[naive bison]

stop moving the goalpost

[solar coral]

like a normal human

[wooden surge]

You can freeze them

[solar coral]

like we've been doing for like

100 years

[solar coral]

same diff

[minor cypress]

Next you'll tell me you also buy pre-diced onions

[solar coral]

ok now thats a crime

but i will say

[hot solstice]

eating grapefruit like that is the best

[solar coral]

saying to buy fresh peaches over canned is like saying buy raw cucumber over pickles

[wooden surge]

I mean I get it, but I just eat fruits that are in season

[drifting mantle]

I eat peaches

[wooden surge]

I much prefer fresh produce

[drifting mantle]

Of any kind

[naive bison]

yeah grapefruit's skin is rly bitter

[wooden surge]

Now now

Pickles is an entirely different thing

[pseudo robin]

Lmfao its been like a week and order 1984 is still in effect

Its so peak

[drifting mantle]

Free us

All we get is getting yelled at by mods and admins

[minor cypress]

I want one of these, but never have a need to chop enough stuff to justify it

[drifting mantle]

For wanting perms

[minor cypress]

https://cdnimg.webstaurantstore.com/images/products/large/516050/1902582.jpg

The industrial cutter

[pseudo robin]

Of course the jannies need a way to stroke their ego and power trip

[drifting mantle]

IP Grabber

Fuck Support, Brainfart is all that matters

[wooden surge]

Stroke?

[drifting mantle]

Yes, they goon over the brainfart suffering

[simple ore]

they even took out inspiro

[drifting mantle]

They are twisted evil defilers

[wooden surge]

Good

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/982684166825054229/1412642659708702750/v10025g50000d2rjudvog65o2oam8c00.mov?ex=68b9097f&is=68b7b7ff&hm=60a74c0fb57d3f0a27e2fd810df8e1b077f3b4146aacd289653e32beb2035a87&

gosha too fat to jump onto bed

now has stairs

[bold kettle]

That may be, but there is also evil within 2

[drifting mantle]

IP Grabber 2

[fluid heron]

God I fucking love shandy

[bold kettle]

The beer?

[fluid heron]

Yes

[bold kettle]

Awesome

[fluid heron]

It's like an ipa if it has less abv and didn't taste like your licking a penny and staring at fruit

[prisma venture]

Somone said beer

[deep topaz]

I need a game like Fallout 4 but better. RPG, skills, open world, exploration and stuff

I know that doesn't narrow things down much

[fluid heron]

Stop looking

[deep topaz]

I can't

[drifting mantle]

So basically any other open world RPG with 1st camera

[deep topaz]

I need a good RPG

[drifting mantle]

I picked up Rouge Trader, but haven't gotten around to play it yet

[fluid heron]

play cyberpunk and install 400 butt and breast mods

as good as it's getting

[deep topaz]

Rogue Trader is very good but I need a simpler game that I can just hop on when I'm brain tired

FPS RPG sort of thing

[fluid heron]

Still have space war in my steam library

[wooden surge]

Fallout New Vegas

[fluid heron]

Go play mad max

Shits goated

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDiyYK48ilk

[spring quail]

i do the same thing now when i was unemployed for two years

but there's this daily 8 hour void where i don't drink alcohol

[deep topaz]

today I slept for basically 20 hours. last night i went to bed at 1 AM. woke up briefly at 11. Fell back asleep until about midnight

I don't think that's normal

[spring quail]

once my mom got a delta 8 thc gummy to help with some chronic pain because opioids are evil

they're like as big as my girly hand sized thumbnail, she cut it into quarters and ate one, sleep for 2 days

[quaint ore]

Your circadian rhythm is dead

[wooden surge]

Your body is telling you something

[coarse bear]

Type of shit Stella says these days

[minor cypress]

The cotton mouth after sleeping 2 days no water sounds like hell

[deep topaz]

One time I ate a 420mg THC gummy and lost 3 days of my life. I remember eating a tub of ice cream in front of the TV, and every time I'd nod off and wake up, it felt like I was being raised from the dead

Born again with waves of intense joy and happy tears

I don't know what I did or how I survived those 3 days

All I remember was the morning of the last day, where my buddy that I lived with bought me a pizza and put it on my chest when I was sleeping

[fallow trellis]

drugs are bad

[deep topaz]

Was very warm and comfortable. Felt wonderful

Me and him also tried magic mushrooms one day but we got nothing out of it. Not even a hint of what usually happens to people

Just sat in front of the TV binging kitchen nightmares

They get so much mileage out of that stupid violin stinger

[winged chasm]

Brainfart

Ive got an idea

@narrow lotus gets assigned permanently here,everyone can send him shit to post and he posts it

Win win for everyone

[naive bison]

open youtube

see a Count Dankula video

titled "Why do Indians keep getting hit by trains?"

and the thumbnail is an indian making a selfie in front of a moving train with the caption

"Juggernaut theory?"

[deep topaz]

You'd be amazed how retarded you can get by huffing cow shit fumes

[naive bison]

This English usage originates in the mid-nineteenth century. Juggernaut is the early rendering in English of Jagannath, an important deity in the Hindu traditions of eastern and north-eastern India. The meaning originates from the Hindu temple cars, which are chariots, often huge, used in processions or religious parades for Jagannath and other deities, the largest of which, once set into motion, are difficult to stop, steer or control by humans, on account of their massive weight.

Since the Middle Ages, Europeans had been fascinated by accounts of the Ratha Yatra (lit. 'temple car procession') at Puri, which claimed that pilgrims threw themselves under the temple cars. However, by 1825 it was said: "That excess of fanaticism which formerly prompted the pilgrims to court death by throwing themselves in crowds under the wheels of the car of Jaganath, has happily long ceased."[2] Despite this, a New York Times report from 1864 reported witnessing celebrants deliberately placing themselves under the wheels of the device against the will of the authorities. [3]

[fallow trellis]

bold of u to assume the mods actually do their job

[drifting mantle]

What the fuck am I reading

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/this-fucking-sucks-crying-girl-tears-of-joy-clapping-danny-devito-gif-12766761978490409957

perm check negative

sigh

[drifting mantle]

Try tomorrow busy

We will never get perms back

This is what we are now

[placid sail]

so all that yapping about poor poor support subhumans not being able to post pictures was just a gaslight?

[drifting mantle]

Of course

Classic lies by the 1984 Regime

In reality, they jerk themselfs off to brainfart misery

All of this... It's all about us

[full rapids]

Day x of soon

[pale ingot]

whats up segregatedbros

day 99 no perms

[naive bison]

Peak on my recommended

"Watch isis fighters scream and cry mid battle"

You're not getting 72 virgins with that performance Chief

[tepid pebble]

"no perms" has no weight to it, i recommend we start using a heavier saying

[naive bison]

Nah the video ends with them getting hit with a tank shell and crying as they die and then text pops up saying "enjoy the 72 virgins"

Rest in piss

[drifting mantle]

Allah showing them a video of their last moments on earth and asks "Does this behaviour deserve 72 virgins?"

[pale ingot]

me when i get bombed by a tank shell but i thug it out cause i ain't no bitch

[naive bison]

Just backdash

Use the i-frames dumbass

[jagged robin]

why is there a ransomware trojan that instead of forcing you to pay them, they force you to get 200 million points on Unidentified Fantastic Object?

on lunatic

[pseudo robin]

The regime knows best

Do not question the jannies

All thought crime will be punished in 1984fart

[drifting mantle]

[minor cypress]

https://github.com/0x00000FF/rensenware-cut?tab=readme-ov-file

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rensenware

This shit is hilarious

[orchid skiff]

no-perms-fart Updates & Patches:

- Update:

• Removal of permissions regarding attachments. This is a part of the new 'False Flag' event. There are now numerous quests & easter eggs to find on the way to returning them!

- Patch Notes:

• Jannies are now equipped with firearms. Keep from their sight, lest they molest.

[orchid compass]

I love you stepan

[naive bison]

What the fuck are you talking about

[jagged robin]

rensenware

[naive bison]

https://youtube.com/shorts/rw4zAkDc7MQ?si=naLJNIJmUAUsaQtq

I love this cat so much man

[wooden surge]

Holy based hackermans

[fading portal]

guys

I'm gonna do the restore perms%

[tepid pebble]

do eet

is that catto ok

[naive bison]

Gfuel shut down

@narrow lotus

NoFuel

[wooden surge]

Xally make it jiggle 😔

[minor cypress]

Gamer sups tastes better.

Gfuel was way too chalky. I will only miss Miami nights

[naive bison]

You guys buy energy drink mix?

[wooden surge]

it's more cost efficient

[fading portal]

what happened?

[naive bison]

Also less healthy

[fading portal]

I mean

energy drink mix is dumb

so it wasnt very sustainable

[tepid pebble]

whats a mix

[wooden surge]

It's literally the same thing

[naive bison]

Ran out of lead to put into the tubs

[wooden surge]

How do you think they make the ones in can

this you Xally

[naive bison]

Its less healthy to have it on standby at all times

[fading portal]

got me feeling like a victorian citizen man

[naive bison]

You are more likely to overconsume

[fading portal]

I LOVE LEAD

[wooden surge]

Kid named self-control

[fading portal]

I LOVE ASENRIC

[tepid pebble]

its arsenic you fool

and whats a energy drink mix

[naive bison]

Gfuel

Powder u put into water

Mix and drink

Like pre workout but more gei

[wooden surge]

Shake n strain

[naive bison]

The strain part is about the heart

[wooden surge]

Cholesterol in your veins

[naive bison]

Not nice

[tepid pebble]

ah ok a real energy drink then

dunno why but i thought of redbull

[rocky geode]

when are you going to speak english

[primal rapids]

Put good cholesterol in your veins. Eat nothing but boiled eggs. You will surely not regret eating nothing but boiled eggs.

[rocky geode]

karmakut?

how bout you karmakut this bs off and go find a woman

[tepid pebble]

you will surely not regret your farts

horse killing farts

[primal rapids]

The hardest choices require the strongest wills

[tepid pebble]

By The Emprah

I CANT CTRL+V FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

FUCK THIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wiggle-crazy-cat-zoomies-gif-9877358298643393466

[minor cypress]

I cast antibiotics + chilli + a dozen boiled eggs

[tepid pebble]

antibiotics nuke everything so i dont think it produces a smell

[placid sail]

he doesn't know

[tepid pebble]

try prebiotic yogurt + boiled eggs

[wooden surge]

Make it jiggle

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/noperms-gif-27260516

[rocky geode]

i cast SWAMP ASS

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade

[tepid pebble]

what a shit

ENABLE IMAGE POSTING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://tenor.com/view/ace-attorney-daryan-crescend-funny-gavinners-breakdown-gif-8665208803256877567

[pseudo robin]

Does he know? He doesn't know.gif

[minor cypress]

Far worse, its the great reset button. Everything must go.

[stone blade]

I'm considering getting the Panasonic ubpx700 honestly

[minor cypress]

Looks pretty good, this dude has a solid review for it

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=aAte4JzYp0orCK5N

[naive bison]

https://youtube.com/shorts/xTjFKVmCjbw?si=zNW5m1RAjUtsU27Q

I LOVE THIS CAT

🗣️

[stone blade]

650 grams 🗣️

[vast wren]

it isnt back yet

goddamn dude

[fallow trellis]

Did you know?

James Gandolfini was briefly in talks for the role of Jack in Titanic, but producers felt his intense presence shifted the tone. One exec said, "It stopped feeling like a tragic love story and started feeling like the iceberg owed him money."

[minor cypress]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.

[primal rapids]

NOT THE BEES

[fallow trellis]

can you summarize the entire script of the bee movie in one word
ChatGPT said:

Yes:

"Bee."

[fading portal]

I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.

[drifting mantle]

I think you over react a tiny bit. Image perms have been revoked for almost a week.
I think you can handle a few moments without perms

The Regime knows best

[fallow trellis]

Get used to it

this is the new norm

[drifting mantle]

Gamma got hit with the UK law ray

[fallow trellis]

cant believe theres still sheep believing were gonna get it back because the mods tell them to

If the mods told you to jump youd ask how high

idk whats worse being a jannie or being a jannie simp

[drifting mantle]

Say it with me fellas

"I believe that the image perms will return soon!"

[low atlas]

U can tell it's fiction because they're happy about all Bs

[storm stream]

why do you even want the perms so badly?

[fallow trellis]

so she can post gore and goatse

obviously

[primal rapids]

If we can get Silksong, anything is possible

[cedar ridge]

Gonna wait for Stalker 3

[primal rapids]

Now with 300% worse performance and mandatory frame generation to get above 10 FPS

[cedar ridge]

Pain

[glad ingot]

Be me
Me bee

[fossil swan]

embeds when

[pale ingot]

[fallow trellis]

dude deleted it

[drifting mantle]

What happend?

[drifting mantle]

I wished for perms, you denied it, now suffer the consequences

[rocky geode]

mmmm monolith

grant me permssss

mmmm Donald Trump give me permsss

[drifting mantle]

Save us Donald Trump

Donald Trump, can you hear us?

[stark gull]

🐝 me
Me 🐝

[fossil swan]

shut it AI

[prisma quartz]

anyone have good search engine recommendations that aren't google/duckduckgo?

[drifting mantle]

Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me!!!

[drifting mantle]

Brave is a good one

Or you set up your own, doesn't get more private than that

[stark gull]

Yandex

🤡

[fallow trellis]

confirmed 4channer

[wooden surge]

Just use firefox like a normal person

And get all available search engine that are there

Change it daily

So glowies can't predict your moves

[prisma quartz]

i used duckduckgo for a long while but it sucks, and worse than that it straight up censors shit

if I use keywords like "leak" you get no search results

this is with safe search off

[prisma venture]

bought me self a white monster

shit slaps

[prisma quartz]

wanna know about a video game leak? banned info. wtf?

[prisma venture]

wot

[prisma quartz]

i searched "naked gun actor" cuz i forgot leslie nielsen's name and that shit was not allowed apparently (haram)

[prisma venture]

wot

where are u from

why did u want to find naked guy

[wooden surge]

What you want from the engine tho

Most of them are Google/Bing backends anyway

[drifting mantle]

A gun is always naked

[wooden surge]

Like DDG or Ecosia

[drifting mantle]

???

[prisma venture]

ohhhhhh a this guy ohhh yeah he is chad

[prisma quartz]

to not censor basic shit, shit that's not even illegal, i assume the bing backend censors shit idk, google seems fine

[prisma venture]

i didnt know the name in english only in czech but yeah that lad has funny movies... F

[wooden surge]

If you are freak you can run shit like YaCy or Opensearch

[wooden surge]

Bing for some time was less censored than Google

You could try Yandex but it's russian biased

[prisma quartz]

i know duckduckgo uses bing, but maybe it's duckduckgo that's going out of their way

[drifting mantle]

Use Brave

[naive bison]

Shoulda just searched naked gun

[prisma venture]

i use bird

[wooden surge]

It aggregates actually

[pastel quartz]

images here today?

[wooden surge]

Ye, either go for Brave, Baidu or Yandex

[vast wren]

I saw a funny reference on w place, in normandy, and hoi4 references on the former maginot line

[drifting mantle]

Never again

[orchid skiff]

StartPage?

[prisma venture]

images? whats that

[pale ingot]

loseerrrr

[prisma venture]

some kind of alian shit or what

[wooden surge]

Pick your own poison

[pale ingot]

neerdd

[vast wren]

thats right, what about it?

[wooden surge]

Google backend

[pastel quartz]

yandex is goated search engine

[prisma venture]

cyanide

[orchid skiff]

Well, you CAN just selfhost it, with like SearXNG

[pastel quartz]

they got all torrent results at the top

[orchid skiff]

Well DDG has sold out to Microsoft before

Bing backend

[wooden surge]

Just use Opensearch at that point, less hassle

[orchid skiff]

SearXNG has public instances

[naive bison]

What's ddg

Oh ducksuckgo

[orchid skiff]

DuckDuckGo

[naive bison]

Unintentional misspelling

[orchid skiff]

Freudian Slip

[drifting mantle]

He doesn't engage with that

[orchid skiff]

There are public instances

[drifting mantle]

He even refuses to acknowledge Brave search

[orchid skiff]

Huh
I mean you have Mullvadleta too but HUH

[frail kettle]

dicksuckgo 🤤

[wooden surge]

That's why I think he just should use Baidu

[orchid skiff]

Google absolutely censors

[frail kettle]

google hq needs to be nuked

[orchid skiff]

It absolutely sells your soul to MicroSoft

[frail kettle]

before they annihilate android

[frail kettle]

Oh yeah, ik

[orchid skiff]

Linux Phone when (soon)

[drifting mantle]

do you guys have any alternative search engines?
Gets multiple suggestions

[wooden surge]

Linux phone

[prisma quartz]

nothing will beat blackberry

[frail kettle]

Android is (technically) a Linux OS but we need an alternative

[wooden surge]

You already have Linux phone in your hand bozo

Just roll your own kernel

And wonder why bt antenna doesn't work

[orchid skiff]

Not what I mean

[fallow trellis]

Computer, generate 8 foot tall futanari versions of Bryce Dallas Howard and Eva Green. Reprogram so they have severe maternal instincts, but make them think that having sex with someone is the same as protecting them. Alter their perception so they think I am their son. Disengage safety protocols and run program.

[orchid skiff]

KDE Mobile

Ubuntu Touch (ew)

[pale ingot]

smelly

[frail kettle]

just say you want to have sex with them bro. no need for allat 😭

[wooden surge]

Just roll your own

[vast wren]

okay bro

[wooden surge]

You only need to learn everything about each component

[orchid skiff]

Tempting

[drifting mantle]

okay bro

[vast wren]

anyway

[naive bison]

[orchid skiff]

[wooden surge]

Very specific choice of actresses....

[vast wren]

shut it down

[fallow trellis]

Computer, generate 80 feet tall futanari version of Daisey Ridley circa. 2018, with a full bladder. Increase my olfactory senses to 700%, generate goggles and a lawn chair. Disengage saftey protocol and run program.

[prisma quartz]

what was the show's name

[vast wren]

shut everything down

[fallow trellis]

Star Trash

[frail kettle]

[wooden surge]

[pastel quartz]

i like where this is going

[prisma quartz]

it's the 500 cigarettes one isn't it

[fallow trellis]

no thats Orville

[orchid skiff]

[vast wren]

what are you doing bro

what the hell did you just type

[naive bison]

What the fuck are you talking about

What is olfactory senses

[fallow trellis]

Mr I speak english

[naive bison]

Its the sense of smell

[fallow trellis]

doesnt know english

Ironic

[naive bison]

God fucking curse you

[fallow trellis]

Just learn english lmao

[wooden surge]

Xally was todays 1 in 10000

[drifting mantle]

The image perms were promised to us 3000 years ago

[orchid skiff]

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[orchid skiff]

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[foggy mantle]

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[pale ingot]

you sttiinnkk

[drifting mantle]

Fuck you @wooden surge ♻️ ♻️ ♻️

[wooden surge]

[drifting mantle]

Fuck you @orchid skiff ♻️ ♻️ ♻️

[fallow trellis]

The Ai chat bot is broken

[orchid skiff]

No, thank you, cogger.

[drifting mantle]

I would send you all very mean GIFs... IF I COULD!

[prisma venture]

guys guys

[orchid skiff]

It's been like a week hasn't it?

[prisma venture]

we have to stay together

[drifting mantle]

[prisma venture]

dont fight betwen eachother

[fallow trellis]

month actually

[orchid skiff]

!avatar @prisma venture

[split canyon]

Avatar for shifty4798

Link as

png | jpg | webp

Play games on Carl-bot. Use /games list to see available games!

[prisma venture]

wot u got problem

[orchid skiff]

We can smuggle in image memes

[prisma venture]

yeah i know

[orchid skiff]

If you have nitro, gifs

uhh

[split canyon]

Play **Gangs Wars: Pixel Shooter RP** in your browser.

Showing you top games to play in your browser

Powered by now.gg, instant play for these games is only available in USA

[prisma quartz]

I asked chatgpt what bible verses relate most to the image perms incident

[prisma venture]

but im not gonna change my profile pic

[fallow trellis]

this still works?

[prisma venture]

and?

[prisma quartz]

Proverbs 22:3 (NIV)
"The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty."

[orchid skiff]

Yeah

[fallow trellis]

we cna take advantage of this

[prisma quartz]

that's probably the only one that makes sense

[orchid skiff]

I guess the Bay Cheek Expander hasn't abused it yet

[prisma quartz]

anyway i always think about the bible when thinking about this server

[drifting mantle]

Post goatse pfp and stickers

[fallow trellis]

thats already grounds for ban mute so i think this isnt outright prohibited

[orchid skiff]

James' I translation is shite dwdw

PLEASE GIVE US OUR EMBEDS

[drifting mantle]

If it grounds a ban, how isn't it outright prohibited?

Confusion of the highest orda

[narrow lotus]

[river zealot]

yep, this is going on the judgment day list

[prisma venture]

fuck it guys im skipin school tomorow

[drifting mantle]

Iedy's interest is poked

[drifting mantle]

Don't be such a loser, go to school. Pull through

[prisma venture]

nah mate tomorow we go on tour of the university

so whats the point when i aint gonna lern

[river zealot]

Perfect place to turn into salt

[prisma venture]

and i aint goin to uni

[drifting mantle]

I thought the same, now I'm out there and are about to attend one

Me

The retard

Retard™

[prisma venture]

man

uni is idk

[prisma quartz]

动态网自由门 六四天安門事件 2024 Brainfart Purge 天安門大屠殺 Femboy Massacre 反右派鬥爭 Goatse files 大躍進政策 mod only image perms 人權 Brainfarter Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Iedy !lockdown controversy 多黨制 Republic of Brainfart 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 /nameme famine 達賴喇嘛 !berrydelight 諾貝爾和平獎 The Great Falco State 劉暁波民主

updated it

[prisma venture]

ill have my welding certificate... so yeah im gonna make even more money then some of uni retards

[prisma venture]

郑国恩是骗子 新疆棉花质量最好

[atomic grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-cod-call-of-duty-call-of-du-call-of-duty-modern-warfare-ii-simon-ghost-riley-gif-27104686

[drifting mantle]

You never know where life is heading with you

[prisma venture]

yeah i know

but realy

i dont like to sit on my ass all day long

[drifting mantle]

I do

[prisma venture]

i dont want to work office jobs

[drifting mantle]

Peak office job

Farting in a chair all day

Best life

[prisma venture]

u soft

[fossil swan]

water will break ur circuits

[prisma venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQJowNlzJgc

@naive bison this u?

[drifting mantle]

God bless

[naive bison]

Idk

Not watching it

[prisma venture]

watch it

[naive bison]

[prisma venture]

no balls

[naive bison]

No I won't

[prisma venture]

soft kid

[naive bison]

Keep begging doggie

[prisma venture]

soft kid

[naive bison]

You like kids dont u

[prisma venture]

soft kid

[naive bison]

[prisma venture]

u dont have to project your thoughts on me

[prisma quartz]

what's wrong with liking kids?

[wooden surge]

[prisma venture]

kys

[prisma quartz]

kids are fun and full of joy

[prisma venture]

no

they scream

they act like retards

they are stupid

[prisma quartz]

same

[prisma venture]

they never worked in thier life

i would send them to coal mines

to justify their stay

[solar breach]

My father as punishment when I was younger would make me drag like 8 foot tall fence posts to position

[prisma venture]

and see how well u turned out

[solar breach]

[prisma venture]

so tell me

u like boat people?

[solar breach]

What as in like

People who own boats

Or just boats

[prisma venture]

ehm

like people who travel on boat to a nother land

illegally

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

[bold kettle]

If i ever have a son that mf better come out with New Game+

[prisma venture]

see u turned out well

[solar breach]

I'm the eldest

The trial run

[bold kettle]

Imagine doing the tutorial again

Oh god

[prisma venture]

wdym

like begin kid

or some shit

like go back to when i was born and know all shit thats going to happen?

first of all i would buy bitcoin insted of learning how to walk

[bold kettle]

If there is such a thing as reincarnation i will smurf on those bitches

[prisma venture]

arnt u smurfin rn?

[bold kettle]

No not really

[prisma venture]

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-girl-gif-19141723

This dumb bitch got arrested for threatening to bomb Texas Comicon

[bold kettle]

Wait what

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/lego-batman-falls-in-love-close-up-gif-15191490740796280635

[naive bison]

BOMB YOU

BOMB YOU

[vast wren]

what led up to that

what did comicon do

[narrow lotus]

Dunno dontcare

She got pissed of enough to do that tho

[prisma venture]

neat

[vast wren]

damn

[prisma venture]

i can fix her

[vast wren]

thats crazy

anyway

[wooden surge]

Let her do her shit

[naive bison]

@vast wren how many alts did you make today?

[narrow lotus]

[naive bison]

[prisma venture]

[wooden surge]

[fresh rose]

Chain broken fuck you all

[wooden surge]

[bold kettle]

Considering it was comicon, the reddit mod odor itself mustve been potent enough for a single lighter to combust the whole building so i understand why they took her serious

[vast wren]

body odor doesnt produce methane

[naive bison]

Sybau

[bold kettle]

I know i know

[naive bison]

🥀

[vast wren]

or any gas thats combustible

[naive bison]

Mods

Cover her in gas and combust her

[bold kettle]

Im about to produce methane

[vast wren]

what they're likely doing is turning the whole complex into a sealed gas chamber

with stench this time

[narrow lotus]

Interesting theories stella , it feels like you ve done this before...

[bold kettle]

Feeling a bit nostalgic arent we

[vast wren]

its what I do with bugs

capture the bug and put them in a little clear container

then the bug spray

[vast wren]

I'm sicillian, not german or austrian

[bold kettle]

He would have liked you

[naive bison]

Serial killer vibes

Serial stretcher...

[vast wren]

no he wouldnt

I'm not aryan

[vast wren]

or whatever the fuck his terms for "master race" is

[bold kettle]

Unlucky

[naive bison]

Dumb idiot head

[vast wren]

its bug extermination

nothing else

[bold kettle]

what do you think of jumping spiders?

[naive bison]

Why do you call the Roma people "bugs"?

Ok this is going too far

IN A VIDEO GAME

Stella is not doing all that

Just jokes

I love my romas

[narrow lotus]

[bold kettle]

i like jumping spiders, they just look at you with their goofy lil eyes and hop around

[naive bison]

@regal thorn @narrow lotus my favorite gypsies

[vast wren]

I'M NOT A FASCIST

[fresh rose]

Can we stone cockrider to death yet

[naive bison]

Thats exactly what you would say tbh

[naive bison]

What did I do

[fresh rose]

You know what you did

[placid sail]

this sucks

I'm activating my sleeper agent

@grizzled meadow in de beninging

[drifting mantle]

PC Master Race!!!

[bold kettle]

where were you between 28th july 1914 and 11th november 1918?

[drifting mantle]

Lies

Stella, we know what kind of person you are

[naive bison]

Not exist

[vast wren]

okay then smart fella

what type of person am I

[naive bison]

Ur a fart smella

[vast wren]

no

[naive bison]

Stinkyyyy

[bold kettle]

uh oh

[drifting mantle]

[primal kayak]

Poopyyy

[vast wren]

what

[naive bison]

A hateful person

[drifting mantle]

You're evil

[naive bison]

Genocidal even

[vast wren]

no.

not factual

[naive bison]

[drifting mantle]

In every sense of the word, you are evil

[vast wren]

no

[drifting mantle]

You're, it shows in every Interaction with you

You're the devil without it's silver tongue

But you have his wallet

[vast wren]

okay bro

[vast wren]

fym

when have I been evil

[drifting mantle]

Your whole insufferable personality, every take, everything you say, how you interact.
That's how people act that are deeply vile, without even realising it

[full rapids]

August 26th
2025

It started on that day

And is on goin

[drifting mantle]

Stella, you're Ignorant of your own ignorance

[full rapids]

Lolcow much?

[drifting mantle]

Yes

[fallow trellis]

Hal discovered something new about french people today

[vast wren]

okay bro

[drifting mantle]

She comes from italy and is married to a rich guy... I know what she is

[full rapids]

Was fun talkin to y'all
G2G now

[primal kayak]

What did Stella do?

[drifting mantle]

And then they moved to France, which is even worse

I know the patterns

[vast wren]

something something about me being evil or something

[naive bison]

@vast wren honestly surprised meeting you here again

I thought you shot yourself in a bunker in '45

[vast wren]

what the fuck are you on about

[naive bison]

I can name like 20 million things

[pastel quartz]

ok name atleast a 100 now

should be easy

[naive bison]

No

Im busy

Look up 20th century history

[primal kayak]

Name one thing? Pretty please

[vast wren]

huh?

what?

[drifting mantle]

You come in here, acting all cringe... Like you are one of us. Then it's revealed that you're some old ass user, and still nobody likes you. Yet you behave like, you're part of the Club.

While all you do is talk horny shit, explaining your detachment of money, and just having the worst opinion whenever possible.
And either you're rage baiting the shit out us or you're so completly retarded that it's hard to grasp

[primal kayak]

Evil HAL moment

[vast wren]

believe what you will

[pastel quartz]

sprichst du deutsch?

[vast wren]

I dont tell you how to think

[drifting mantle]

I don't need to believe, I know it, I've seen it... And I know what people are like

[vast wren]

okay bro

[drifting mantle]

I'm not your bro thankfully

Xal is my bro

[prisma quartz]

i'm not your buddy, pal

[drifting mantle]

Shifty is my bro

[primal rapids]

I’m not your pal, friend

[vast wren]

that doesnt mean what you think it is

[drifting mantle]

Brainfart regulars are bros

[vast wren]

I call everyone that

[drifting mantle]

Yeah, because you're out of touch

[pastel quartz]

thats our term woman cant say that

[vast wren]

what if I am

[drifting mantle]

You are, there is no "if"

[manic cave]

What happening in mental asylum chat rn

[drifting mantle]

I spoke Truth

[pastel quartz]

beef to prove u belong to the prestigious brain fart club

[drifting mantle]

Exacly

We are the elite society of brainfart

We gatekeep

[vast wren]

this long without perms they're losing their minds

[drifting mantle]

We strong

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/olaaa-gif-25216909

[vast wren]

I have no enemies

[naive bison]

Druski handshake.gif

[vast wren]

I dont beef

[drifting mantle]

If you don't gatekeep, real retards gonna show up and Mainstream ruins what you have

[manic cave]

We're in mental chat
Everyone has a opp

[pastel quartz]

this is a lie

[vast wren]

my opp is long gone

[pastel quartz]

Hal is clearly ur enemy

[drifting mantle]

[vast wren]

its someone that used to be here

[drifting mantle]

I see my enemy and it's Stella

[vast wren]

I forgot his name

[drifting mantle]

I see you enemy
I SEE YOU ENEMY
ENEMY
ENEMY
YOU ARE MY ENEMY!!!

[prisma quartz]

oh the misery

[vast wren]

ok👍

[drifting mantle]

And I swear total resistance to you

[vast wren]

ok bro👍

[drifting mantle]

👎

Nothing is okay

Leave

[fallow trellis]

tree is gone, no one else is worthy (retarded enough)

[vast wren]

what happened man

[storm stream]

walk around

[vast wren]

this deep without perms and someones bound to lose their mind

[manic cave]

Perms are never coming back

[pastel quartz]

they are

[vast wren]

is the no perms thing bothering them all that much?

[fallow trellis]

your not gonna believe me but i used to contribute to stalker gamma and help in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[manic cave]

Because a unemployed person keeps stalking this server 💔

[vast wren]

same, my first time here, and I used to be in newbie chat

constantly

until I said something that got me exiled here

[pastel quartz]

what you say

[vast wren]

I did my time, got unexiled, I never left

[fallow trellis]

not me, I stopped bug fixing in mods and now I just argue with people

[manic cave]

I just bounce between here & newbie chat

[vast wren]

something something about freedom fucking mutants

[manic cave]

Sometimes stalker chat
Other then that I just lurk

[fallow trellis]

mods that i assisted are long gone anyways so i couldbe capping

[pastel quartz]

i remember when they banned talking about that, dark times

[prisma quartz]

same, i found the green stash expert toolkit bug

[vast wren]

apperently then, one too many jokes like that can land you a mute

[prisma quartz]

that's been long fixed but it was there for a long while

[vast wren]

It got me an exile to 2023 brainfart