🎪bruh-fart

[sage pond]

or so I heard

[arctic pawn]

yup

[simple ore]

mainly the ego

[arctic pawn]

mcdonalds burgers in usa are large af

gotta be proportional to them fatasses

[simple ore]

they look small as fuck from what i saw

not looking at the commercial shit

[arctic pawn]

well compared to brazil mcdonalds its very large

[simple ore]

price to size sounds awful

[arctic pawn]

including the soda cup

[vale sand]

I mean, somewhat? They just usually either have a family pack which is pretty much *3 the original weight or it's super-sized

[sage pond]

its mainly the soda cups, no?

[arctic pawn]

i dont really know now that im thinking about that

[simple ore]

the sugar in sodas too

[arctic pawn]

there's sugar in everything

burger has sugar too

[simple ore]

compare us soda vs somewhere else

[vale sand]

Like their oreo cookies, I have not seen those in German stores

Quite literally anywhere

[simple ore]

look at how much sugar it has

[vale sand]

The normal ones? Yes

But not those ones

[arctic pawn]

youre eating sugar sipping sugar and saucing with sugar

and sodium of course

[simple ore]

normal oreos are kinda overrated ngl
i much prefer them in other stuff

like icecream or chocolate bars

[arctic pawn]

oreos are not as good as they were before

they changed the formula

[fluid epoch]

I'm jorkin sugar

[arctic pawn]

definetly

[sage pond]

we have this oreo ice cream sandwich, its so good

[arctic pawn]

to be cheaper perhaps

[simple ore]

"enlarged to show details"

[arctic pawn]

its like those milk companies that puts more water on the milk or sell 900ml instead of 1L to profit more

[vale sand]

Yeah but I haven't seen them, they have double the filling

Or triple even, I don't remember

[sage pond]

ah milk, I wish I could get the large jugs here like in america

[vale sand]

I like those, Raffaello but that shit has nothing to do with coconut lmao

[arctic pawn]

haha imagine having a milkman going to your door

[vale sand]

It faintly tastes like it

[arctic pawn]

to deliver milk

[simple ore]

these were the rich kid candy

[arctic pawn]

in my head that only happens in usa

[simple ore]

shit was so expensive as a kid

[sage pond]

yeah just, white chocolate and uh... some type of nut

but good as hell

[simple ore]

coconut

[arctic pawn]

the coconut nut

is a giant nut

[vale sand]

And coconut flavouring, it's pretty nice, yeah

[arctic pawn]

if you eat too much

you get very fat (very fat)

[vale sand]

Just the outside, that is never coconut lmao

[simple ore]

the coconut nut is a big big nut

[vale sand]

I like coconut, just impossible to get one in Germany, so I can only enjoy one when taking a vacation somewhere

[sage pond]

now that you mention it you really don't taste the coconut, but not like its advertised so

[simple ore]

never had an actual coconut

used to hate it

[arctic pawn]

i did, its a very commong thing here

those ambulant carts that sells coconut

[sage pond]

I had coconut snacks never a real coconut, what do you even do with it?

[arctic pawn]

but the green coconut

[sage pond]

throw it at local children?

[arctic pawn]

not the hairy brown one

[simple ore]

drink the milk and eat the flesh

use the shell for something i guess

[sage pond]

cow eating activities

coconut shell flowerpot

[vale sand]

I mean, it apparently is advertised as a coconut candy

But it's like bounty, it just straight up does not taste like coconut

[arctic pawn]

drink the milk, eat the flesh, wear the leather and take the mushrooms from the shit to get fucking high

[sage pond]

really? guess I haven't seen an ad in so long

[vale sand]

An actually fresh coconut tastes fucking amazing

[sage pond]

bounty is ass tho

[arctic pawn]

Psilocybe cubensis grows in cow shit

[simple ore]

bounty is fine if there wasn't better stuff to buy

[arctic pawn]

i gathered some in cow shit a long time ago

[simple ore]

it's not bad every once in a while

[vale sand]

Idk, all of those bars suck ass, Snickers was alright but even then, it's alright at it's best

[arctic pawn]

snickers are very god damn expensive in here

[simple ore]

mars is good

[vale sand]

Twix I guess isn't as shit

[sage pond]

they took the veins tho

[arctic pawn]

one little bar is like 1 dollar

[simple ore]

i havent seen a twix in a long time

[sage pond]

Lion is good

[arctic pawn]

too much money for too little

[simple ore]

lion was the one with cereals ?

[sage pond]

also last time I had snickers we hit a fucking deer on the road with a friend

[vale sand]

Yes, I think

[arctic pawn]

i dont remember how twix tastes like

we have an açai flavored snickers edition

[vale sand]

Just imagine milk chocolate, caramel and a sweet cookie, then you pretty much have a twix in mind

Fucking Kitkat

[arctic pawn]

hm, sounds good

which one is better

[simple ore]

we have a local chocolate bars with crushed oreos that shit so good

[vale sand]

I hate the standard ones

[sage pond]

kitkat is lowkey goated

[arctic pawn]

twix or snickers

[vale sand]

They are so fucking ass

[arctic pawn]

twix, snickers or kit kat

i like the dark chocolate snickers

pretty damn good

[pale ingot]

kitkat is like a complete c tier middle of the pack

[vale sand]

Bro, they are the most plain shit in existence, it's just chocolate and some layered cookie / wafer

[simple ore]

kitkat was gone from here when a local one replaced it for insanely better price lmao

[sage pond]

gotta compare the gram to price ratio

[arctic pawn]

yeah its wafer with a little chocolate

jsut to fool you

into thinking its alot of chocolate

[vale sand]

They aren't absolute garbage but I wouldn't buy them on purpose

[verbal needle]

Gotta love my salt water taffy

[simple ore]

kitkat was like a dollar and some cents
the local one was 30 cents

[sage pond]

not like I would willingly get it, here if I want something sweet I will get something from sedita they have good shit

[arctic pawn]

30 cents god damn

R$1,50 for kit kats

thats fucking nuts

[simple ore]

yea kitkat was basically gone at that point

[arctic pawn]

i would buy all the stock

[vale sand]

I also bought some candy from the U.S, like imported candy, most of the shit I had to throw away

Because it literally was just pure fucking sugar

[arctic pawn]

and resell it for 3 dollars

lol

[vale sand]

You tasted nothing

But sugar

[simple ore]

no one would buy it

[arctic pawn]

ok 1 dollar

[simple ore]

the price gets printed on the package when retards try to do that

[arctic pawn]

its the default price

[arctic pawn]

that sucks

there's no such thing in here

[simple ore]

nah it's goated fuck you

[verbal needle]

You got all the mega corps shit, small candy makers here have the good stuff

[vale sand]

Like those Calypso drinks, I ordered this one and another red one, the blue one I opened, took a sip and then poured both down the drain

[arctic pawn]

sucks for whoever sells it

probably goated for the consumer

[simple ore]

why

they don't buy it for the printed price lmao

[vale sand]

It's just pure sugar

[simple ore]

they still make profit

[arctic pawn]

indeed

[vale sand]

Very possible, yes

[simple ore]

ITS FUCKING MINGING

[visual stirrup]

in the states, this is one of the few drinks that uses sugar and has no high fructose corn syrup

[spring quail]

if you swish that around in your mouth your teeth will just dissolve on the spot

[arctic pawn]

there is sugar on bread, and basically most of the supposed "salty" products

there's sugar everywhere

[vale sand]

Yeah but why would you put that much sugar into it, it's pretty much undrinkable

You can sip it maybe or put some in a glass with water I guess

[verbal needle]

Hercules candy on youtube, small batch candy makers and Lofty Persuits are also good candy makers

[simple ore]

this is what happened when fat was blamed for everything

[visual stirrup]

the european mind can not comprehend the american appetite for sugar

[verbal needle]

They make old fashioned candy

[vale sand]

I mean, it was just a hype in Germany for some time and I kinda wanted to see what you guys eat

[verbal needle]

I dont eat thats shit

It's pure sugar

[visual stirrup]

I try to minimize my sugar intake
my countrymen don't understand how bad this shit is

[arctic pawn]

welp, there's a room of 10 people, one of them is fat, and someone farted, who would you assume that farted in that situation?

[sage pond]

fruits for the win

[arctic pawn]

its just common sense

[simple ore]

not a fat person you retard

fat the thing

[arctic pawn]

lmao

[sage pond]

someone

[arctic pawn]

i know you dipshit

[simple ore]

basically back in the day a "study" was made that blamed fat for everything instead of sugar
corpos and other shit was behind it

[arctic pawn]

yup

i think sugar should be trated like nicotine

[vale sand]

Those covered prezels or whatever it is? Thrown away.
Poptarts? I ate like 2 and threw them away as well.
Twinkies? Inedible and are kinda like glue when you try to chew them.
Hersheys chocolate? Tasted like I was chewing on a tire after a burnout.

The only thing I kinda enjoyed were these but that was just chocolate with coconut flavour and cereal in the middle

I ordered a lot more but I forgot most of it already

[simple ore]

🤨

[vale sand]

The Zoll opened my package when those were imported

lmao

[simple ore]

it's just candy sir trust

[arctic pawn]

looks like a very juicy and delicious marijuana pack

those ones that makes you go to another plane of existance

[vale sand]

It tasted alright, I didn't mind them

But the rest was garbage

[sage pond]

I've seen similar ones

not the same brand but same idea

[arctic pawn]

lmao "relax its just chocolate"

it really looks like weed

[visual stirrup]

but why does it look like a packet of weed that you could buy at any dispensary

[vale sand]

On purpose but the Zoll did open the package and inspected it

I wasn't there but I got a notification about it

[sage pond]

Zoll?

[vale sand]

Think of it as the Customs

They check imported goods from other countries

[sage pond]

yeah thought so I couldn't find the word

[fading portal]

what if the bay habour stretcher sends photos using mail

[sage pond]

where did this come from

[vale sand]

He's the dude and is testing the waters if he will get beheaded if he sends an email to one of the other users

[fading portal]

I'm not him

I am just saying

He COULD do that

[vale sand]

To what email even

[sage pond]

^

[visual stirrup]

who said anything about email?
you're gonna get a physical letter full of the stuff

[sage pond]

imagine one day, after all this is over, you go to your mail box... and there it falls out... a picture of

stretched bums

[fading portal]

Dear god

[obtuse narwhal]

is there a limit to how many ppl u can block on discord?

[vale sand]

No

That would defeat the point of having a block function

[obtuse narwhal]

weird, i could swear i had this guy blocked and all of a sudden i see his msgs again

[sage pond]

how would one even reach block limit

which "this guy"

[vale sand]

It's probably some stupid shit like the int32 limit or some shit

[obtuse narwhal]

ohh no not on this server

i have a plugin that hides blocked msgs, so if someone says some stupid shit i just instantly block them lmfao

[vale sand]

[sage pond]

did I just get blocked

[vale sand]

Fair enough, I don't really use the block function, makes it hard to insult retards

[obtuse narwhal]

dude i CANT resist arguing w retards

its for my own good lol

[verbal needle]

Yes

We're all blocking you specifically

[sage pond]

first for everything I guess o 0 ( )

[obtuse narwhal]

i would never block my fellow gammaers we are all best friends & intelligent

[sage pond]

[vale sand]

must be new

wait a couple of days

[verbal needle]

It was retarded before the new caste system

[vale sand]

The what system?

[verbal needle]

Caste, social hierarchy

[sage pond]

name color racism

[verbal needle]

We old folks got sent to the bottom rung and newbies got elevated because they talk in the actual chat

[vale sand]

Happens

Not like it really matters

[verbal needle]

Nope, nothing matters because nothing happens

[sage pond]

[sage pond]

nothing happens? voices of the void reference

[verbal needle]

[vast wren]

nothing happens? like nothing ever happens?

[verbal needle]

This person wants a hamburger with nothin

No patty, no cheese, no bun

[sage pond]

with nothin'?

[vast wren]

I called the happening department

it went to voicemail

[vale sand]

you really must be over 30

[vast wren]

stop reminding me I'm aging

[spring quail]

why is voicemail an indication of age now

like im 26 do people just not leave messages anymore

[vale sand]

never said that it was the voicemail shit

bro's onto nothing

[spring quail]

its ok im retarded

[vale sand]

[vast wren]

I'm 24 yet you make me feel like I'm 30

very depressing

[vast wren]

nobody ever does

[spring quail]

i do

[vast wren]

anymore

[vale sand]

[spring quail]

if im trying to get in touch with someone im filling that voicemail inbox up

[lapis zinc]

I leave funny voicemails for my friends if they don't pickup

[vast wren]

very depressing dude

[arctic pawn]

30 is not old

[vast wren]

10 years more to 40

[sage pond]

-# cope

[arctic pawn]

of course im coping im 31

[vale sand]

It's around that age when you start choosing the casket you like the most

[arctic pawn]

well my family can toss my body in a hole and end the day there

[spring quail]

milky way bar casket

[arctic pawn]

i dont give a fuck about no funeral

[fossil swan]

2 am and i wake up to screaming

[vast wren]

atleast I'm not spending my 20s partying and rioting like some 20 year olds do nowadays

[fossil swan]

go outside to check

some retard drughead drank gasoline

[sage pond]

[vast wren]

did the gasoline ignite or something

[fossil swan]

no

[sage pond]

as much as I live in a shithole, I am so glad its not a shithole with drugheads

[vast wren]

no way bro should be screaming that much

[vale sand]

True, you spend it with people on Discord

[fossil swan]

its a druggie they will

god bless im not in the old center where drugheads come out at 8 pm to fight air

[vast wren]

better a social reject than a person with low attention span and require expensive shit to like someone

like most poeple do nowadays

[vale sand]

The latter is easy to bait

[arctic pawn]

rotting, deteriorating, melting locked in your room

totally better than going out with friends and getting drunk

[vale sand]

Fr

[vast wren]

yep

[spring quail]

i go camping in adverse conditions alone

its a lot of fun

[arctic pawn]

camping is super nice

[sage pond]

the forest scares me

[vast wren]

I sometimes take my kids out in a quiet field to breath fresh air

[spring quail]

bring a gun

[sage pond]

europe

[fossil swan]

ive camped once in my life because bears are everywhere here

[spring quail]

bring a big knife

[vast wren]

thats about it

[vale sand]

Do you ever actually leave the house or

Not even trying to fish for something, actually asking

[vast wren]

I do, once a month, twice a week if its important

[vale sand]

Damn

[fossil swan]

thats not normal

[sage pond]

[vast wren]

whenever I want to touch grass, I go out into the yard and stare at the trees, do that for an hour

[vale sand]

That is not healthy, ma'am

[vast wren]

then go back in

[fossil swan]

how many bears in ur country

[vale sand]

At least 3

[fossil swan]

we have confirmed 7k here in romania

6 to 7

[sage pond]

dunno never really encountered one in the wild but... prbbly a lot

[vale sand]

May they finally clean up sector 6 of bucharest then

[fossil swan]

they appear on the news here literally almost every day

[fossil swan]

no they wont

i went there

too fucked up

[vast wren]

I'm aware, but what can I do, I'll put effort into anything but socializing

[vale sand]

I would not drive further than sector 4

[fossil swan]

i think it was sector 6

[fossil swan]

if you even get a car here somehow

[vale sand]

After the 5th you're basically in enemy territory

[fossil swan]

its a blessing you cant own guns

[narrow sorrel]

She lives in Paris it's not safe to go outsife

[fossil swan]

dies of trash poisoning

[vale sand]

Damn, getting stabbed just for getting your mail 🥀

[narrow sorrel]

dies of PISS

[vast wren]

the outskirts, kilometers out of paris

[fossil swan]

its not safe to go outside here either

[narrow sorrel]

LA CITÉ

[vale sand]

I felt pretty safe in Herastrau

[fossil swan]

atleast on my part

[vale sand]

But then again

There's like cops around every corner in that area

[vast wren]

not anymore

[vale sand]

lmao

[fossil swan]

went to herastrau and every cherry blossom was dead

[vast wren]

I like where I live now, its quiet and serene

[vale sand]

I just said it was safe, not that the people there have any decency

[fossil swan]

the place where i went to get tutoring for something always had a cop stationed

[vast wren]

I dont hear the neighbors play loud music anymore

[fossil swan]

yeah but im pretty sure theyre protected by law at this point

[vale sand]

I was looked at like they are going to kill themselves right in front of me whenever I spoke english to the cashiers

[fossil swan]

i speak english in public alot because i go out with my other english speaking friends

its solely easier to understand than romanian sometimes

[vale sand]

I mean, still, once a month is not enough

That is not healthy by any means

[vast wren]

it is

[vale sand]

Going outside != Socialising

[fossil swan]

no

[sage pond]

cabin fewer any %

[fossil swan]

it is not

[sage pond]

I am not one to speak tho

[vale sand]

You don't need to talk to people but you need to get outside more often

[fossil swan]

literally go on a 10 min walk

daily

its easy

[vast wren]

I do, I go out in the yard and stare at the trees

for an hour

[sage pond]

looking at trees is nice, I like looking into the forest from my window

[vale sand]

Sure, if that is qualifying as going outside, then so be it

[fossil swan]

i cut down a hazelnut tree

small one

[vale sand]

I was more so talking about any type of activity like walking, jogging or something else

[sage pond]

yeah no

[vale sand]

But being outside and standing / sitting completely still is fine, I guess

[fossil swan]

hopefully her kids grow to go outside more than her

[fossil swan]

i like growing trees

[vast wren]

I do that, sometimes I take my kids out on a quiet field near the house so they could play in nothing I guess

[fossil swan]

i grew a lemon tree for a bit when i was younger

[sage pond]

I did use to do a little bit of running on the local football field but its in such shit condition

[sage pond]

I propagated some plants we have at home they are holding strong

[vale sand]

Sure, why not

Better than staring at trees

[fossil swan]

i took care of a cherry tree until it finally grew

now i got free cherries every year

profit

[sage pond]

this was also in the winter and the field was riddled with frozen mole hills

[vast wren]

we have no neighbors, the nearest person from the house is kilometers away

[fossil swan]

its not hard to go on a walk

[vast wren]

they do not get to socialize with anyone at all

[fossil swan]

at all

[vale sand]

Holy shit they will become a carbon copy of you

Ah hell nah

[fossil swan]

going outside ≠ socialising. not forced to do so

why is ≠ smaller than =

am i blind

[vale sand]

≠=

[primal rapids]

Decided to play Probability of Precipitation 2 for the first time in like a year

[vale sand]

It's literally the exact same

[primal rapids]

Void Fiend is still fucking busted

[fossil swan]

yeah i need to fix my eyes

[vale sand]

At least with that font

[vast wren]

I remember in my childhood, I really hated when my mom forced me to socialize, I'm not doing it to my own kids

[vale sand]

It's smaller when monospace ≠=

[vale sand]

Not having the option to begin with and not wanting to are 2 different things

Entirely different

[narrow sorrel]

They have to go to school at some point no?

[fossil swan]

for their own sake so they dont grow up like half of 4chan let them socialize

[sage pond]

now that I think about I did use to go on a walk to this place, there were sheeps near you would hear the clanking of the bell and... wind I guess? quite peacful

[fossil swan]

steal the wool

shave em all

[vast wren]

I got them brick rigs on pc and forza horizon 4 and 5

its fine

[sage pond]

NO

[vale sand]

What options do they have whenever they want to get a job and earn money? They have 0 social skills, it's basically impossible for them to do anything

But I am not their father, nor even a family member in general, so I won't be giving out any advice, they're your kids

[vast wren]

they will, when they go to kindergarten

[fossil swan]

if their muscles dont degrade by that point

[vale sand]

But still

[vale sand]

Let's hope

[narrow sorrel]

They will have to go to Polytech instead of SciencePo

[fossil swan]

i mean

[sage pond]

I am still flabbergasted by the fact there are parents in this server

[fossil swan]

it beats having an abusive family member(s)

[vale sand]

It's a 600k server, you don't want to know what other types of people are on here

[visual stirrup]

you misspelled the word "horrified"

[sage pond]

I can imagine

[primal rapids]

Imagine fulfilling the biological imperative to reproduce, in this economy

[vast wren]

I got them brick rigs, its a building game, it'll fuel the imagination

[fossil swan]

600k people and we (mostly) get along fine

[narrow sorrel]

What next? Real world celebs?

[fossil swan]

drewski is here technically he counts

[vale sand]

Who knows, maybe one is already on here, like I said, 600k members, there's a bunch of people on here

[fossil swan]

anomaly devs aswell

theyre very well known people so drag the definition and it works

[narrow sorrel]

They have truly been strapped to the polytech railroad

[visual stirrup]

I think we're like yugoslavia
we all hate each other, but the control from the top isn't giving us a chance to murder eachother

[fossil swan]

tru...

[sage pond]

thats a comparison for sure

[fossil swan]

sounds like a book.. written by a man... by a george something... a orwell maybe.

[vast wren]

I also got them forza horizon 4 and 5, they still havent figured out driving but they'll get there

they're only 2 years old, by the time they reach kindergarten, they'll know how to build shit and drive cars

[narrow sorrel]

Getting a permis in Fr*nce

[fossil swan]

a license

[vast wren]

yep

[fossil swan]

tf is a permis then

[vale sand]

At least you sound like a decent parent in that regard, may they not become as desolated as you in the social aspect of things, don't get me wrong but I am just speaking my mind, somewhat lmao

[fossil swan]

i know its license in my language

[narrow sorrel]

permis de conduire

a driving loicense

a loicense of driving

[fossil swan]

why does this shit sound exactly like permis de conducere

[narrow sorrel]

Because Rome

[sage pond]

permis deez nuts

[narrow sorrel]

[vast wren]

and about their activity, I have a treadmill for them, I put it on the lowest option and put pads on the solid parts, so they technically dont have a sedentary lifestyle

[narrow sorrel]

Everything to avoid going outside

[vast wren]

open the windows and boom, sunlight

[narrow sorrel]

They should touch grass so they dont develop 9 trillion allergies tho

[vale sand]

That's what people do with hamsters and cats as well, to give them a bit of activity

[vast wren]

no need to go outside

[sage pond]

vitamin d

[narrow sorrel]

They need to touch grass

[vast wren]

they do, in the yard

[narrow sorrel]

bah, fair enough

[idle veldt]

A yard

[vast wren]

I open the sliding door to the yard when its daytime

[idle veldt]

Poggers

[sage pond]

oh right you have a yard lowkey forgot that

[vast wren]

they're free to go outside whenever they want

[narrow sorrel]

The real question: camembert or brie

[vale sand]

They're 2, if anything, we are already in a stage where the most damage would be done but if it's just pollen or hayfever, could be worse, there's at least medication for that nowadays

[sage pond]

yard sounds so nice

[vast wren]

camembert

goes well on a piece of baguette

[sage pond]

surely one day I will own a house with a yard

[vale sand]

Get your social skills up and you'll have a chance

[sage pond]

[vale sand]

[vast wren]

my parents were the fucking worst, constantly arguing and I was left to figure out my own habits

This is a nice way for me to nurture my own kids without trauma

[sage pond]

getting a job would be better start, and before you go that social skills would help me with that, when I go ask for a job in person they tell me to go trough internet and when I go trough internet I don't even get an interview

[fossil swan]

my parents did virtually the same thing but they smoked alot too

[vast wren]

sad, I get that

some poeple just werent meant to be

[vale sand]

I am not saying you're doing anything wrong, they're your kids, just don't fuck their social life up and you're already doing your best

[vast wren]

they do technically "talk" to me or my husband, albiet in babbles

[vale sand]

And take my advice with a grain of salt, I am talking about what I would do, I don't have kids, I can't speak from experience

[vast wren]

and occasionally talk to their aunt when my older sister visits

[vale sand]

But that's a bonding person, not a social conversation, don't get it mixed up with a social life

They're 2, they don't know any better now

[sage pond]

I was just overcame with fear on the thought of parenthood

[vale sand]

But I am talking about later

[vast wren]

oh you mean like their socialization skills in the later years?

[vale sand]

Usually that is the case if they either have phantom positions or you just didn't impress them

[vast wren]

yes, thats what I'm doing

[vale sand]

Depends on what job you were looking for in the first place

Sometimes experience is a huge part as well

[sage pond]

duh not gonna look for something that requires experience in something I don't have, its mostly stores

[vast wren]

I've been doing that too, I cant really speak to them per se, its a one way conversation, I dont understand baby babble, but they have a safe treadmill for physical activity indoors, sliding door to the backyard is open if they want to play outside, and child safe games indoors

[vale sand]

Then you just didn't impress them with either your cv because it has a huge gap between your academics and job positions or because you seemed extremely introverted, in stores and other public places, they bet on you having social skills to be able to help customers

Walk up to them, ask them if they need anything

[sage pond]

duh, I grew from last time, but last time I was properly emplyed was fucking late '23... I think

like how the FUCK

[vale sand]

I mean, where do you even live would be the next question

[vast wren]

by the time they'll be in kindergarten, they will end up like those quiet kids that the teacher has to shut everyone up so they can hear them, but they'll grow

[vale sand]

Because the job market generally is volatile at the moment but it gets worse depending on the country

[sage pond]

shithole, closest bigger town being 20km-imsh, relying on public transport

which is also an issue

[vale sand]

I meant the country lmao

[sage pond]

slovakia

[vale sand]

Ah fuck

[sage pond]

its even worse when it comes from someone else

[vast wren]

wait, you live in slovakia?

[sage pond]

yes

unironically

[vast wren]

good god

[sage pond]

the fuck you mean "ah fuck" and "good god"

[vale sand]

I have no clue about the job market there, like none at all lmao

But I know that it's already bad in Germany

Now imagine fucking Slovakia

[sage pond]

its bad... in Germany?

[vale sand]

Yes

Everyone is searching but they accept basically no one

Making it impossible to find an actually well paying position

[vast wren]

how do the poeple get jobs then?

blue collar jobs?

[vale sand]

Abitur (highest achievable "degree" in normal school outside of uni)? Doesn't fucking matter.

[storm stream]

"the people"

[vast wren]

the ethnic germans

[vale sand]

They go for University or go for an apprenticeship

[sage pond]

yeah if you are not in a big city, and by big, one thats easily seen on map, job is really tight

[vale sand]

I mean, no other choice, the market is dry as fuck for anything with no experience

[vast wren]

those dont pay either huh?

[vale sand]

University? BAföG and some other ways you can receive money while studying

Apprenticeships? Depends. Not a lot though.

[vast wren]

arent those basically like internships

[vale sand]

More or less, yeah

Man am I lucky that I didn't have to do any of that lmao

[vast wren]

sounds dystopian

[vale sand]

I would probably still be studying

[storm stream]

Your "rich housewife" was just showing a bit

[vale sand]

a bit?

lmao

[storm stream]

[vast wren]

a little bit?

[vale sand]

At least she is not social enough to be a snob

That's something

Somewhat

lmao

[vast wren]

yeah no, would rather throw myself off a bridge

reminds me of my mother, just because we were rich in sicily, where most of the poeple around are likely fishermen, she'd think we're like royalty

[sage pond]

-# ah to be an angler in small coastal town

I've never seen the sea nor been on a boat

[vast wren]

I would rather throw myself off a bridge than be like my mother

[sage pond]

I guess not many people aspire to be like their parents

I fear it

[vast wren]

it smells like shit to me, everything about that place

drives near the coast that have mists that smell like salt

I didnt fucking like it, made me nauseus

[idle veldt]

You’ve never seen the sea??

[sage pond]

nope

[idle veldt]

Have you been to Poland

[sage pond]

nope

[narrow sorrel]

where in the world does Maty suffer again?

[sage pond]

I would love to visit one day

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 kentucky

[sage pond]

slovakia

[vast wren]

slovakia

he said

[narrow sorrel]

I missed it

[sage pond]

it has its charms but...

[narrow sorrel]

Is it better than czechia

[sage pond]

2 sides of the same coin

[idle veldt]

Have you been to Hungary

[sage pond]

yes

[idle veldt]

Whatchu think about that

[sage pond]

pretty chill

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 It was like the Cuman camp section from KCD

[idle veldt]

Did you go to Budapest

[sage pond]

yes, it was a trip to the zoo, a little sight seeing

[idle veldt]

Wowowoow

Tell me more

[sage pond]

thats it

[idle veldt]

Would you recommend

[sage pond]

hmmm, yeah, if you like architecture of course, that was really nice, I am sure there is more to it

[idle veldt]

Would you recommend Slovakia

[sage pond]

hike/skiing in the tatras, sure

never been there but its like the one thing we have

[vast wren]

is it safe to walk at night

[idle veldt]

It’s probably fine

[sage pond]

yes

[narrow sorrel]

Inb4 there's no light so you trip and fall

[idle veldt]

Is there light

[sage pond]

of course?!

[vast wren]

no streetlights?

[idle veldt]

Do they have electricity

[narrow sorrel]

/s

[sage pond]

we've been behind the iron curtain of course we were industrialized

[idle veldt]

Trueeee

[vast wren]

robert probably thinks its still like yugoslavia

[idle veldt]

I’m goofing

[sage pond]

well aside from the tatras we have... uh... if you like horses there is a track in the capital

[idle veldt]

I do like horses

Not racing tho

Can you bet on it

[sage pond]

oh nvm

I guess

you can always go to Vienna across the river

[narrow sorrel]

Larmge wants to play uma musume in slovakia

[sage pond]

type shit

I wanna go just because of umamusume

[vast wren]

oh right yeah, I forgot Austrians are your neighbors

[idle veldt]

I forgot Austria bordered

[narrow sorrel]

Goofy gacha game revives horseracing across the globe

[idle veldt]

I would rather go to Katowice

[sage pond]

you know, from being from slovakia, I know jack shit about it

[idle veldt]

And you have no job

[sage pond]

and I have no job

[narrow sorrel]

go suffer in the czech gun factory

[idle veldt]

Personally, I find it very fulfilling to learn about the area I live in

Yoooo there is a three way border with Hungary

Very cool

Probably cooler than 4 corners

[narrow sorrel]

Is that why it's called trianon

[sage pond]

I know that much that everything in 30 km radius was just big community of glass workers

one reason I live in a shithole, the glass works no longer stands

[narrow sorrel]

30 km of dudes blowing on hot rods

[sage pond]

yes siiiiir

all of them gone

[idle veldt]

Where did they go

[sage pond]

well the buildings stand, but just... they don't make any use of them

@idle veldt where are you from?

[idle veldt]

Virginia

[sage pond]

[idle veldt]

Now I live in Colorado

[sage pond]

you are american?!

I am in quite a shock

[idle veldt]

Yes sirrrrr

[sage pond]

is it nice?

[idle veldt]

Which one

[slender rock]

Lol

[sage pond]

Colorado

[idle veldt]

It’s very nice!

It’s dry

@coarse bear

[slender rock]

Lol

Dryest dry

So dry

[idle veldt]

I hope he’s not mad I pinged

[sage pond]

now that you think about it, USA has quite diverse enviroment, from deserts to swamps

[idle veldt]

Virginia has swamp, ocean, mountains and plains

[sage pond]

to mountains to grassy plains

sounds nice, I got to give it to us but they have nice nature, would the national parks be worth the visit?

of course Harambe memorial will be first stop for me

[idle veldt]

Yeah absolutely

[sage pond]

if I ever go to the us

[idle veldt]

Yellowstone and Yosemite

Rocky Mountain and Mojave

Everglades in Florida

[sage pond]

-# patrolling the mojave desert makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[idle veldt]

That IS the meme

Don’t go to Vegas tho

It’s a waste of time

[sage pond]

<- me looking at cali flag wondering why it don' have 2 headed bear

[vast wren]

go to vegas and start in goodsprings

[sage pond]

but thats were the evil blackjack master overlord lives and needs to be defeated

[vast wren]

do the quarry junction route

[sage pond]

the FNV tour

[idle veldt]

It’s a long fucking walk from good springs

I biked that distance

[vast wren]

go the quarry junction route

see if there are cazadors and deathclaws

[sage pond]

I heard this interesting question once

Would you rather spend 24hr in a mall with a deathclaw or... I think it was 10 cazadors?

[idle veldt]

Probably the deathclaw

Would I rather die to 10 things or 1

[sage pond]

or it might be figment of my imagination because I've been loosing grip on reality and sometimes mistake dreams for reality

[vast wren]

1 deathclaw

[idle veldt]

Don’t cazadores paralyze you

[sage pond]

the deathclaw is leaving with restraining order against me and I am leaving with an assault

[idle veldt]

Slovakians are built different

[sage pond]

they are based on the tarantula hawk thing

[vast wren]

yes

[vast wren]

hawk what?

[sage pond]

tarantula hawk

[vast wren]

the fuck is that

[sage pond]

big ass wasp that paralizes its prey

you guessed it, spiders

[vast wren]

thats horrifying

[sage pond]

thats what the cazador is, mutated one

[idle veldt]

Would you rather be paralyzed and slowly digested while alive

Or multilated

[vast wren]

mutilated

[sage pond]

I am getting freaky with the deathclaw

[idle veldt]

Yeah so death claw

[vast wren]

theres results for that on rule 34

disgusting bro

[sage pond]

[idle veldt]

Do you think it would work between a human and deathclaw

[sage pond]

no

[vast wren]

human would be in pieces

[idle veldt]

Ok hater

[vast wren]

it isnt porn

[idle veldt]

Ok hater

[sage pond]

pelvis fracture

[idle veldt]

You don’t think he could be gentle

[vast wren]

deathclaws dont experience HEAT cycles

[storm stream]

Death by snusnu

[sage pond]

^

[sage pond]

wait we the one getting done by deathclaw?

[fallow trellis]

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[sage pond]

spine fracture

[idle veldt]

I mean…

[vast wren]

That isnt how deathclaws work, they dont experience rut cycles

[idle veldt]

How do you know that

[sage pond]

I ain't judging

[vast wren]

they'll tear you to pieces

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-jt-zapp-snu-snu-snu-gif-762795763912631449

[vast wren]

fallout lore doesnt mention it

[sage pond]

maybe praying mantis activities? the female will eat you afterwards

[fallow trellis]

the female always eats me afterwards

[vast wren]

or tear you to pieces

[sage pond]

well... you would still have bragging rights in hell

[vast wren]

the only way I'd be near a deathclaw is with an anti material rifle length stick

[fallow trellis]

so around 57 inches?

[sage pond]

speaking of fallout, have you guys seen the season 2 trailer for the show?

[idle veldt]

I have not

I have to make my season 2 predictions so I don’t want any information on it

[sage pond]

predictions?

[idle veldt]

I made a list of 30 things that would appear in the first season

I got 26 of them right

[sage pond]

I see, sounds fun

[idle veldt]

More like, sounds obvious

[sage pond]

cinema sins type shit

anyway almost 3am

[spring quail]

it's 8:35 here timezonecel

[crimson flame]

damn stella is back?

[prime zenith]

/inspiro

I cant live without my ai

elon mus fix this

[idle veldt]

Catbomb

Shefy hit that

[spring quail]

i learned i can just put an 458 upper on an ar lower and god said itll work

[simple ore]

was inspiro disabled ?

what the fuck why

[idle veldt]

This is like when they kept removing rights from the non-aryans

[simple ore]

you can't even post images through that command

fuck this server i'll be back when perms are back

server ran by retarded friends

[idle veldt]

It really is a holodomor

Starving us

[lapis zinc]

can win with great friends

[primal rapids]

Remember, Cazadors have no DT. None. Grab a shotgun and go fuck them up.

[thick wadi]

civil unrest in gammacord is high

[spring quail]

i can hear that weird poison splash sound effect after you get stung by those shits

[thick wadi]

suggest deploying peacekeepers

[paper schooner]

good luck shooting them fast enough

[primal rapids]

My brother in Christ, that’s what VATS is for

Also it’s pretty easy to avoid the Deathclaws near Sloan if you’re willing to abuse map geometry. It’s a common sequence break to get to Vegas with high luck, then clear out the Atomic Wrangler through Blackjack to have enough money to enter the strip, then clearing out the casinos there. Like 30 minutes of work and you’re sitting on nearly 50k caps

[spring quail]

how do i play the game without ctd

gamma can ctd but my autism is fine with it

[paper schooner]

then good luck having enough vats energy

[spring quail]

fonv does it and my autism seeks to dismantle my pc

[primal rapids]

Imagine having less than seven Agility

Imagine ever putting points in Charisma

[paper schooner]

imagine put point intelegence

me not put any point into anything but power

me strokn

[primal rapids]

“Are you a maker of peace, or war?”
“Pizza.”

Actually, does pizza even fucking exist in Fallout? I haven’t seen any wheat or tomatoes to make the bread or sauce

Fallout truly is the darkest timeline, there’s no pizza

[paper schooner]

you can probably find it in any old store

cause shit magically don't get looted and food does not spoit

[grizzled meadow]

Because xelA have a lot of commands with possible exploits, we can't spend our lives checking every single command
The quickest thing to do was to simply disable them all

[simple ore]

how is inspiro exploitable my dude

[grizzled meadow]

how is 8ball exploitable my dude

And yet it was

[simple ore]

well you can't type in inspiro

unless xela generates a goatsee i don't see it

[grizzled meadow]

That's true but again

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/terc-the-elder-research-center-freaky-tree-freaky-tree-gif-12419065261263909916

[paper schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-edit-i-saw-what-you-edited-i-saw-gif-27672816

[deep topaz]

how long is this clanker gonna take

[fluid epoch]

Damn we still on lockdown

All because of one chud

[spring quail]

two more weeks

perms back in two weeks

[idle veldt]

Christmas just a week away

Can you believe it

[idle portal]

i actually have image perms but i wont send anything

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/hmmm-suspicious-squint-angry-cat-gif-2451493690881178522

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/man-i'm-tired-tired-cat-tire-caption-meme-gif-6427457483111934614

[grizzled meadow]

I'm so happy about this information

Have some FPS

@placid sail can you believe it's already Christmas

[idle portal]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-patrick-christmas-gif-13143185

[spring quail]

you lied about your perms

what else did you lie about i wonder

[visual stirrup]

Fallout: Frontier fan identified

[simple ore]

don't give me sperms please

[visual stirrup]

it's an ultimatum
either you give us perms
or I give you sperms

[simple ore]

delete the server

[visual stirrup]

the "member list" on the right side of my window no longer displays any of the normal members

did I accidentily change some setting, or is this a recent change?

[simple ore]

that's been a thing for some time now

[visual stirrup]

something to stop people from hunting for cringe pfps?

[simple ore]

doesn't matter since most people at the top are retards using ! in the name

i mean it already stopped when wesseli left

[visual stirrup]

weseli came back recently, right?

[simple ore]

no

[visual stirrup]

but he requested to be muted indefinitely

[simple ore]

wait his last message was like 4 days ago

i didn't see that

[visual stirrup]

He keeps coming back because he smells the syrup

we're gonna keep sealing up the cracks

he's gonna keep coming back

[rocky geode]

where perms :(

why falco have perms >:(

the lack of memes is starving us

depriving the community

[rocky geode]

actually this only happens in years where food isn't plentiful

to give them the best chance of raising the offspring

[idle veldt]

i appreciate the moderators of this server

They are working hard to try and find a solution to this problem

[spring quail]

dry taught me how to make a walking taco

[sacred mirage]

What is going on?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266688738883665920/1412473638669647912/image.png?ex=68b86c15&is=68b71a95&hm=433ad4d1f0a30fd4712b321c92911c2c9f60cb3e636176e9dbb071d47a4651e7&

I can't post shit.

[idle veldt]

Oh Barry

Don’t you know

[sacred mirage]

Who did what this time?

[idle veldt]

You’ve been selected

[sacred mirage]

I'm going to go read the announcement post

[idle veldt]

You’re part of a server wide experiment

Certain users have been blocked from embedding, to see if server engagement improves

Also to help with bandwidth

[sacred mirage]

How did you manage to piss someone off so much that they started posting poin?

[deep topaz]

it was spread assholes

[idle veldt]

Mental illness

[verbal needle]

Nobody did anything

It just happened

[sacred mirage]

The zone got to their head

New gamma patch should hand new players some free rad blockers

[simple ore]

he was a fellow freedom fighter gone rogue
he was fighting tyranny with questionable methods

[sacred mirage]

Good ol freedom

[spring quail]

that dude went right up to the wishgranter and said "i want to be annoying"

[idle veldt]

And gore

[sacred mirage]

Gross

[simple ore]

someone should start doing a noire style monologue every day until perms are back

[verbal needle]

Here he sleeps waiting

[spring quail]

what does the ccon think about him

[idle veldt]

THE WHAT

oh ccon

Nvm

[sacred mirage]

What time did shit hit the fan?

[idle veldt]

Idk feels like months now

[spring quail]

like 4-5 days ago

i got paid once

i get paid tomorrow

so that would be about a week

[sacred mirage]

Jesus. I have been gone for a while.

[verbal needle]

Probably rambling in russian

Everyone goes to the wish granter

It grants wishes

[spring quail]

what would nba youngboy wish for after making the journey through the zone

[idle veldt]

I heard some young boy music for the first time today

[verbal needle]

Triple platinum

Maybe a new grill

[spring quail]

freeddawg top 10 road rage tracks

[idle veldt]

I also heard some juice world

It wasn’t that bad

[slender rock]

Bowl_o_füd.jpg

[grizzled meadow]

That's actually weird and I don't think we did, I'll have to ask

[slender rock]

Meh

That's the thing, you can make a community inside the community called a sub-community

[deep topaz]

this has also happened to me

so i don't think it's just him

[pale ingot]

same here but on mobile dinglecord

[simple ore]

been happening for a while

[deep topaz]

these dragon roaches can eat my ass

nothing worse than 4 of the bastards toasting you at once

[fallow trellis]

bird

[primal kayak]

bird

[naive bison]

https://youtube.com/shorts/nj6nylpSm0s?si=YFzh_qYeWZLvMhDH

[simple ore]

baby corn...

[coarse bear]

Aight, since y'all have nothing else going on

@buoyant dagger

[dreamy flax]

@buoyant dagger (splazuu) has been banned for reason: Didn't comply, n-word name

[coarse bear]

@paper plinth

[dreamy flax]

@paper plinth (sbaguettea) has been banned for reason: Didn't comply, n-word name

[coarse bear]

That's your monthly alloted fun

[solar breach]

Thank you, sir. We will cherish it.

[tight rune]

[rocky geode]

the only sub in this community is flop

[frail scaffold]

Hello

[verbal needle]

Give us your skin

[rocky geode]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-bite-gif-25923601

[frail scaffold]

Is that an ai pfp gray name

https://tenor.com/view/jjongvillee-maya-winky-gif-13040539965187127777

[verbal needle]

How callus, how are supposed to clothe ourselves now

[naive bison]

19 alts left

https://youtube.com/shorts/aYsFYLP_sjs?si=sMAEQ7AHsE6hvgfu

I love this little kitten so much

[rocky geode]

he cant keep getting away with it

[frail scaffold]

Hi xal

[lyric horizon]

damn

[rocky geode]

what in godd name

[runic kernel]

Hi Shine :3 Hi Xalrider Hi Major Tom Hi dan

[frail scaffold]

Hiiiii

[rocky geode]

why is everyone being so friendly

[lyric horizon]

Just wait until image perms come back

[rocky geode]

this is what the meme drought has created

I KNOW

[lyric horizon]

4 dicks swinging in a row

[frail scaffold]

Bro cant comprehend compassion n kindness

[rocky geode]

THIS AINT NATURAL

[rocky geode]

BRO COMPREHEND THESE NUTS

[lyric horizon]

It's like seeing a family, kid friendly restaurant in a pub

[lyric horizon]

There is room for confusion

[frail scaffold]

Bro you're still a gray name do you even play the modpack

[fossil swan]

hes always here

[quaint ore]

He doeant go anywhere but brainfart

[quaint ore]

If brainfart gave xp id be purple by now

[verbal needle]

Nobody wants to talk in the newbies chat

[fossil swan]

if brainfart gave exp id be purple too

[rocky geode]

im a gamma enjoyer idgaf about grayname this grayname that

[frail scaffold]

Blue better anyway

[runic kernel]

Hi cryon Hi mr.chaplain Hi SoundtrackJ

[rocky geode]

how bout you grayname yourself a woman

[frail scaffold]

I have a bf

[drifting mantle]

I do not interact with lesser channels than brainfart

[rocky geode]

me when

[frail scaffold]

Honestly using stickers might be funnier

[rocky geode]

honestly no its not

[drifting mantle]

It ain't

[frail scaffold]

You're not forced to be here ya know

[rocky geode]

yes i am

at gunpoint

tell Hal to unlock the cuffs

[drifting mantle]

Yes he is

[frail scaffold]

🫵

Unlock the cuffs

[drifting mantle]

No

[frail scaffold]

Well ive done all i can do

[drifting mantle]

We are bound to this place

[frail scaffold]

Oh shit we got a rat

🐀

[drifting mantle]

Who else is gonna bully the brainfart exiles?

[rocky geode]

ill get it

[verbal needle]

[frail scaffold]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/993952655888101426.png?size=160

Fuck you cuckcord

[frail scaffold]

Why the fuck do we have this one

[rocky geode]

me and hal

[drifting mantle]

Silence

[naive bison]

click on youtube

see a stream recommended

"the idubbbz shadman connection"

[rocky geode]

oh christ

yeah thts a nope from me dawg

[drifting mantle]

Big news for the unemployed

[naive bison]

you are absolutely god damn right

[rocky geode]

i got some big news for them

https://share.google/JjNHdoAVRICoUHFFr

it just wont embed