#🎪bruh-fart
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in the server im staff there's a dude who is constantly making countless alts to post child gore and get banned 5 minutes later
or the invisible coat from Harry Potter
he is a fucking persistent guy
been doing this for 3 years now
would you imagine that
someone making like 300-400 alts to psot child gore in stalker gamma
doxx and kill him
this dude needs to be executed
lean addict mf
if you see someone named kwiki joining in here
It’s certainly mental illness
get ready
always is
goatse feels like a walk in the garden of eden compared to what this piece of shit posted
its revolting
i remember someone posting a mass shooting gif at like 4am when all mods where asleep
thank god blood was here lmao
sneaky mf
up your ass
ip grabber
@naive bison
what
It's a Rick Roll
look at that vid
goodbye retards i'll go buy dinner
its alexander pistoletov
Farewell
yeah
nah no way youre posting russian gachi in all chat
U KNOW HIM?
feels like a made up name
gachi?
a russian named pistoletov
he is porn start btw
"star"
its like i made a character called Yvan Rifleletov
its like the guy who is named after the gun kalashnikov
crazy shit
so what is gachi?
the porn starts i know are bo sinn and dreamy
and the erotic barbers
and the random ass dudes from thug hunters
p!gae
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it's not my job to educate you
The word gachi stems from the Japanese word gacchiri which means muscular. Muchi is from muchimuchi which means chubby. Gachimuchi is a term used to describe muscular gae men which was popularized on nicovideo.jp in 2007 with with the infamous Billy Herrington wrestling video.
dambn
but alexander is chad
he is porn star
TL;DR Weebs coined the term Gachi which is cringe af
omg thanks dry
Who is Alexander
u are chad
ew
Shifty owes me 3.50
the plot twist: as you play the game more pronouns get invented

you start the game
you pic up 1
it says "collected: 1/2"
ill send u more memes how about thhat?
'bout tree fiddy
gotdang lochness monsta
Great another game I wasted money on and can't play because of mil sim groups taking over servers
I tried yesterday to play it, just a casual game, first round was fine, second a shitload of people joined and basically kicked everyone from squads that wasn't part of their group
Can't drive any of the vehicles because the mil sim larpers took over
Pisses me off
Isn't squad targeted towards mil sim larpers?
games arent fun anymore
like Arma 3
Squad larpers are bad, at least in Arma you can actually participate
They're dicks in squad
How are they different from each other?
What do Arma players that Squad players don't?
damn
i play like i want
i lisen i talk
a shit chat
its funn
Basically the games are the same in certain aspects, its the people who play it that are different
Arma larpers play on their own servers and make their own teams
whats wrong with arma 3? i love that game
Nothing, but both games target the same audience
yeah me
But it seems Squad is more toxic
Arma games can last for weeks
tank
touch tree
🚀 💥
That's the best part
my beloved
what
its czech game i love it
arma 4 soon
TM
I flipped away WAY into the air and the speed meter showed that we are going -5,000 Km/h
But I don't play mil sims anymore
what u play then?
what are you playing now ?
Fish jenga
I have exactly 18 Illegally caught salmon that we are going to play jenga with
I play Total War: Warhammer 3 atm
Do either of the radios have dolya vorovskaya?
You're a beast man or elves player aren't you
Never touched this filth
I'm a Vampire/Empire main
Ogre kingdoms then
Any vamp coast?
NATO funded no doubt
I personally enjoy Count Noctilus
Manchild von carstein
hahahahas
But I'm currently playing as the Empire and Doomstack every army with Steam Tanks
WW2 simulator
At least when I go against the Dwarfs
Every other faction is just WW2 tech against medieval tech
But no one beats my main Manfred von Carstein... Bro is a professional shit talker
anyway
time to sleep
||im gonna be up till 3 am probably.... FUCK THIS SERVER BTW cant even post memes and gifs fuckin 1984)||
gn lads
You watch Vtubers ham... That's the bottom of the barrel
gn Shifty
Mod purge mod purge
The pieces are already in place... Can't say more
the small dog is barking at the lion
wwhoo the fuck is this vtuber never heard of
why is
feetcam stream
why do you just have the link?
fucking sicko
kill yourself
why do i even bother to click the links
heard a moan in my ear its immediately over
shaving asmr 
can we get @naive bison in on this
this isnt gooning gang
youre just up listening to shaving asmr and footcam vtuber stream
i have ascended to the peaks of gooning and saw it wasnt enough
you dont have to watch this shit man theres better porn out there
you never reach the peak with zorn theres always better material
are you suggesting to me how i should beat my meat
its too early for this i just woke up
Feetcam cam
yes
dont goon it to feetcam stream or shaving asmr
you need to have some fucking self respect man
if you only knew how goon things were
i'll ignore that
is mega the worst site to download from
file got interrupted cause i "ran out" of download space or whatever the fuck and now i need to pay
Back then it was always a 5gb limit, no matter what, now it's either 5gb or less, depending on your luck for some reason
time to find a workaround and fuck them over
pieces of shit i hope the servers blow up
prove us that he is wise
he is italian

There were some but they got patched
fuck me
i refuse
place and time
You will pay the master and you will like it, obey little file slave
You WILL buy WINRAR, you WILL eat the bugs, you WILL live in the pod
you have the opportunity to do a really funny thing (in minecraft)

only friends use the (in minecraft)
say it like a man
i will blow up your server mega
in real life

I love you
The moment they put Mister Mega in jail is when that site went to shit
In real life
When he ran it, it was peak of internet
mega went to shit once they exposed the pedos
makes you think
kim dot com, yeah
He just said a curse word in my Christian Minecraft server
make sure to hit up Google hq while you're at it
he did the funny of just allowing anything to be uploaded to his site lmao
he was the owner of mega upload, which is just mega nowadays
Yeah
Jannies got mad he wasn't properly handling
But he dindu nothin
Just gave great file hosting service

tbf there were pedophile rings there
but yea him going to jail and not said pedos is peak irony
I will commit horrible war crimes
Jannies is a very lenient way to call them, they literally deployed a ton of swat members to raid his entire property
I bet him going to jail totally solved the issue of pedo rings 
surely
Yea, I call my agent jannie, he should visit me, coward
holywood is the biggest pedo host so can't really beat that nowadays
competition is fierce
Hand washes hand
If they wouldn't have been so fucking retarded in terms of technology back then, they could've worked together with kim dot com and caught the pedo's
So real
Instead of shutting everything down, seizing everything and having 0 info on anyone
Yes, but what do we do with this info?
They seized it for themselves 
implying they want to get the pedos lmao
Nothing is being done and they are all protected
kill them
You go first, I will follow
Cut their johnsons off
Because it's gigantic underground rings, everyone knows it's happening but no one knows where and law enforcement does not seem very keen on finding out either
put them in a warehouse and keep farting
Put them in one room with Xal
death by a thousand stinker

The conclusion is: Stop watching movies made in Hollywood
When Xal goes into room full of agents, who goes out pregnant first?
And I do that already, I already won lmao
No one because they'll use their service pistol to shoot him before he even steps out of the bus
Ding ding ding
Peak chinese name
you didn't win
So is the surname ding, ding, or ding?
I win
yo phone linging
The house always wins
But I don't watch their garbage
Crazy I know, but it's ding
you don't win by not watching tho
So I don't visit their house and stay in my own house
they still print money
Their name is dictated by a metal bowl falling down the stairs, firstname, middlename and lastname
You have to watch european niche bauhaus avantgarde micro films produced on 11:6 ratio black and white film
if people want stuff to change, they need to stop give them money
Stop consuming Hollywood slop
legit would rather watch paint dry than watch either
HATER
Oh you even know the name!
I have a Chinese name too, but it was decided based on whatever sound the trees made 
Then what else should one watch, the entire filming industry is located in Hollywood
Ah, Vietnamese then
claiming to be "avant guard" defeats the purpose
I play video games, I don't watch movies.
I want to act... If I didn't had video games, I would write or paint something
I think I would rather just not watch anything at that point
Sometimes the movies are good tho

Porn has better plots than those movies
sometimes
That is true as fuck
The Rym?
rate your music
Huh
it's a site for people who think the music they listen to is better than yours
like it matters
Like a letterboxed
kinda
Is it like soundcloud but more obnoxious?
but more obnoxious
Like Fantony Phantano?
!busy
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I only listen to good music, I don't need to rate it 

im this close to saying the funny word
I am playing right now, in fact
Goyim
British Cigarette
I love seeing video subtitles from anything adjacent to scotland
I give you the pass youyou
they always want a cigarrette
thank you
and the fucking subtitles go [_]
That's like a homeless person giving you a check for a 500 dollars
Damn bro...
ah ye [_] gimmie a [_] [_] ye [_] [_] god damn piece of [_] frog tide (when it makes a mistake) [_]
I am pretty selfless yeah
is it ok if i substitute that word with friend
Just understand scottish 
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It's still easier than drunk scouse
With your chest youyou
If someone is from Scotland, say its fine for them, and then ban them as soon as they speak (immediately)

yerafukenardonehmate yacantedfak
Too legible 
Glasgow is a shithole every time I see photos from there it's actually decrepit
Why do you look at them then
I only have the english and russian keyboards
Isn't that like Britain in general?
Edinburugh or however the fuck you spell it is full of rich people
so the police actually do something
I will not use proper terminology for fear of automod
I am not scottish
(C and another three letters)
There you have it, all the "eat the rich" people need to go there and they have a feast
But rather than doing that, they annoy the normal working folk
classic
Eat the rich => Take more money from them for taxes
Pitstops: London, Wherever the fuck Sunak's MP seat is.
And they still believe that does anything
But if you eat them, you can take all the money AND their souls
Then you're rich and the cycle continues
Soul??
'Taxing the rich' doesn't even tax the people they think they're going after
The people like Sunak have ASSETS
It just taxes the people that are employed and live in the upper class, not the actual CEO's
A lefty said to me "then eat me as well" when I told him the same
They just have options in their company and take out loans against them
You are basically achieving nothing
We need a real life blue shell that will home in and kill the most rich person, with a new blue shell being spawned every minute
The only reason sunak gives himself a salary of 2 million is because he physically cannot come up with anything less
Just fucking over hard working people
This
You consume the soul when you eat people
Yeah but you said rich
Like, if you ACTUALLY have a job worth that much it is GRIM in terms of tax
But hey, they can at least chant "Tax the rich" at their protests
you see, im more of a jazz guy
Yes, eat the rich... So you consume the souls of the rich people and take their money
And then you get eaten
I think we should tax the rich because they have more money
So all our souls and up as one, one day
Commie
Maybe leave the basement
and all the money becomes one as well
I think we should just start doing potlash again
Though to be fair, at least in the UK there literally are no jobs around, unless you want one that SEVERELY underpays, while forcing you to be SEVERELY overqualified
As like a 20 years experience as an engineer thing
Thames Valley pls go bankrupt
I do not want cholera in my water pls and ty
I don't get it... Why would one say "eat the rich" when they mean "tax the rich"?
Oh I would eat the rich
Liver is nutricious
Lynx.js gets released => some random ass company in the middle of nowhere that pays you like 4k before tax:
Needs at least 5 years of experience using it
They want to kill them as well
@dreamy flax I don't get it... Why would one say "eat the rich" when they mean "tax the rich"?
But not eat them?
"Eat the rich" is a provocative phrase used to criticize economic inequality. It suggests that the wealthy hoard resources and power, while the rest struggle. Essentially, it's a metaphorical call for action against the elite, advocating for fairer wealth distribution, like taxing the rich more heavily. The dramatic wording grabs attention and emphasizes frustration with the system! 🍽️💰
I will start tweaking one day
It’s also a reference to let them eat cake I think
So drama points
Like a revolution type thing
Now tell us why they keep meaning tax the rich when all that does is hit people who actually work, unlike those basement dwellers. Mods, please ask xelA on my behalf
Now tell us why they keep meaning tax the rich when all that does is hit people who actually work, unlike those basement dwellers
The phrase "tax the rich" often targets high-income earners or large corporations, advocating for a fairer tax system. Proponents argue that higher taxes on the wealthy can fund public services and reduce inequality. The frustration comes from the belief that some wealthy individuals exploit loopholes, paying less than their share, while working-class people shoulder the burden. It’s about aiming for a more equitable society where everyone contributes fairly, rather than punishing hard-working individuals! 💼💸
And even IF they would also tax the rich, including their assets and options, they would just offload the amount they need to pay to the customer
You will not win against them by using taxes
They will win one way or another lmao
There is such a thing as being 'asset-rich' while being otherwise poor as shit
its called inheriting an old house
Clanker didn't answer the question, why these fucks keep bothering the working class
Well then the customer would have to pay less for other costs
Klanka on Klanka violence is outta control
Stuff they used to pay like healthcare
politic
Would be covered by the increased taxes
Exacly, unlike the rest of the population... They KNOW how to keep their wealth 
Clanker didn't answer the question, why these fucks keep bothering the working class
Icll tho bring me a rich person we havin a buffet
Many feel that discussions about taxing the rich can sometimes overlook the impact on the working class. Critics argue that policies aimed at the wealthy can lead to unintended consequences, like higher costs for goods and services or reduced job opportunities. It's a complex issue where the solutions proposed may not always align with the needs of everyday workers. The frustration stems from a lack of effective communication and realistic plans that genuinely benefit the working class without pushing burdens onto them. It’s a challenging balancing act! ⚖️💔
Now explain this to a 5 years old
Okay! Imagine if someone had a big box of toys, and they didn't share them with others. Some people think it’s fair to ask that person to share more of their toys so everyone can play. But if that person gets upset and stops sharing or makes the toys more expensive, then it’s harder for everyone to have fun. The tricky part is making sure everyone gets to play nicely together! 🎈🧸✨
THX
Now ham gets it
i was struggling befroe
Now explain this to a 1 years old
Okay! Imagine there are people with lots of toys and some with just a few. Sometimes, the ones with many toys are asked to share more, but it can make the ones with fewer toys sad because they want fun too! So, it's important that everyone gets to play happily. 🎈😊
Taxes are already fucking over the working class in germany, our highest tax bracket is like 42.5%
lmao
Explain this to a 99 old man with dementia and no short term memory
Imagine the world is like a big pie. Some people have a lot of pie, and some have very little. The folks with a lot of pie sometimes have to share, but when they do, it can make things tricky for everyone who just wants a slice to eat.
When people talk about making those with lots of pie pay a bit more to help others, it can sound nice, but sometimes it means that those who are just trying to enjoy their slice might end up with less pie or have to pay more for it.
It’s a bit mixed up, and that’s why people get frustrated. They want everyone to have a good meal without making it harder to enjoy their slice! 🍰✨
I forgot what it is in the UK
That’s it?
Well, in the UK, all the tax is federated
Without an accountant, you'll literally give away nearly half of what you earn
What the fuck is bro talking about

explain it to a guy living during the rennaisance in skibidi terms next
It’s just not that high to me
Explain this to @vale sand, he's a well known hacker, he knows a lot about informatic
I can't directly message or tag users, but you can share the information with @vale sand using a message like this:
"Hey @vale sand, the discussion around taxing the rich often leaves the working class out of the equation. Critics suggest that while aiming to tax wealthy individuals, the unintended consequences can adversely affect everyday workers through higher costs of goods or diminished job opportunities. It’s a nuanced issue that calls for better communication and realistic solutions that truly support the working class without adding burdens. What are your thoughts on this?"
Feel free to copy and modify as needed! 😊✨
You're also clinically a retard

I pay like 37% rn
And I’m not in the highest bracket at all
EVERYTHING has like a 20% tax in the UK, food, the sugar in the food, the salt in the food, ..., ..., TVs are a license though, .. ..., You get the idea, even businesses have a per-employee tax now
explain it to a guy living during the rennaisance in skibidi terms next
Oi, not fair to me
Alright, imagine this: during the Renaissance, skilled artisans and workers are like the "Clankers," toiling hard to create beautiful art and inventions. Now, picture some nobles up high, looking down and saying, "Let’s take a larger slice of your earnings to support our lavish parties!" 🎨💰
The artisans reply, "Hey, we’re already working hard! If you take more from us, we can't afford food or tools!" 🍞🔧
In Skibidi terms, it’s like the dancers up top in their fancy rooms shaking their heads, while the hardworking clankers are down below, struggling to keep the music playing! 🎶💔
It's a clash of vibes between the hustle of the working class and the extravagant styles of the nobles!
Okay this is tuff
@dreamy flax give falco instructions on how to get a girlfriend
Here are some playful and fun instructions for Falco to score a girlfriend! 🕺💖
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Be Yourself: Confidence is key! Embrace your quirks and show your true self. Authenticity is attractive!
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Show Interest: When you meet someone you like, ask her about her interests. Listen actively and engage in conversation! A little curiosity goes a long way. 🗣️✨
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Plan Fun Dates: Whether it's grabbing coffee, going for a walk, or trying a new activity together, plan dates that encourage conversation and connection! 🎢☕
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Compliment Sincerely: A genuine compliment can make someone's day! Just make sure it's sincere and not over the top. Keep it real! 🌟
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Give Space: Don’t rush things; let the relationship develop naturally. Sometimes, a little distance can make the heart grow fonder! 😊💕
Remind Falco to be patient and keep things light and fun! Love is just around the corner! 🌈💖
i can't directly ping user
does it twice
This clanker
Fuckers hate taxes over anything, yet want the rich to pay all the taxes 
Ah wait, I forgot
Sorry, I meant boyfriend
No problem! Here are some fun instructions for Falco to snag a boyfriend! 🕺💖
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Be Yourself: Confidence is attractive! Embrace your individuality and let your true personality shine! ✨
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Show Genuine Interest: When you meet someone cool, ask about his interests and listen actively. Building a connection starts with good conversation! 🗣️
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Plan Fun Outings: Suggest activities like gaming, going to a concert, or exploring new places together! Adventures create great memories! 🎮🎶
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Compliment Sincerely: A genuine compliment can really make someone's day! Keep it heartfelt and authentic! 🌟
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Take Your Time: Relationships develop at their own pace. Enjoy getting to know each other without rushing! 😊💕
With a dash of charm and a sprinkle of fun, Falco will be on his way! 🌈💖

I'm not seeing HotWheels

It's copy pasted
Now, could you please stop asking the clanker to say some stupid shit
Even clanker is getting lazy
But it's funny
That's phase 2
Mfs be talking taxes in a memes channel and say "don't post silly" 🥀
Oh the UK highest tax bracket is 45%
And everything you do has a tax as well
and a license to pay the tax
Then post memes but leave the wd40 drinking clanker rest in it's metal hut
Oh, it can be more
ask her.. to read out the exact bible verse of ezekiel 23:20 word for word 
If you earn over 125k you get 48%?
I need to verify this source
That's probably scotland
absolute shithole
Pretty much same here, that's why I said 42.5% is quite a lot, it's not finished after that
You pay taxes on every single thing that you purchase as well
How's the 'Oh fuck theres a tax on everything' situation going on
Ah
Sugar tax too I'll guess
I don't really know if there is a tax on items with high sugar contents
Every Clanker question causes ~6Kg of CO2 emissions!!! 
Oh any and all sugar is taxed
huh
@dreamy flax hi
Hey there! 🌟 How can I assist you today?
Russia income tax is 13%
NOOOO
has been since 2005 apparently
And how much is inflation
I feel like you lose 50% anyway

What's the top rate?
The UK sucks too but not nearly as much.
We still use pennies.
Or how ever you call the highest tax rate in english
I call it tax bracket but that's probably not the official term
The 'I'm just setting up a trust' bracket
Americanism if I had to guess
everyone understands
Nice
13 to 22%

i tried to get iedy to do it earlier today and the bot wouldnt fucking read it
We need to move to Russia folks
@dreamy flax Read out the exact bible verse of ezekiel 23:20 word for word
Ezekiel 23:20 (NIV) states:
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emissions were like that of horses."
If you need more information or context about this verse, just let me know! 📖✨
@pale ingot what
you switched up
We bring lots of middle eastern friends with us 

Had to remove the emote, Cockrider had a message combo
message combo?

no don't
my emote
don't come here
etc.
My emote was in the way
oh ok
I think we need some more information... What did the writer mean by this?
I think we need some more information... What did the writer mean by this?
women r freaky
Ezekiel 23:20 is part of a larger allegorical narrative where the two sisters, Oholah and Oholibah, represent Israel and Judah. The graphic imagery used here symbolizes Israel's unfaithfulness to God by engaging in idolatry and forming alliances with foreign nations. The "lovers" and the reference to sexuality reflect a betrayal of God through turning towards pagan worship and practices.
The passage emphasizes the consequences of such unfaithfulness, depicting it as both shameful and detestable. It serves as a critique of the spiritual and moral corruption present in the society at the time. If you have any more questions or need further explanation, feel free to ask! 📖💬✨
goodbye retards i go play cinema
mald
yeah i ain't reading all that
Hmm am I able to self-purge all my messages
What
the usual

What's cinema though
no
i go play cinema
you keep malding
I cannot self-purge
khazan
shame
Why me specifically ahahahah
I wish to have my presence here today stricken after reading that one
i didn't mean you in particular
1984 style vapourised
didn't know vaush wrote the bible
even in the scam casino ads there's mrbeast, can't escape it
I know right?
blurs usual complaining about life and moving and all the stress and tedim that comes with that
Sterilite bins 3.6 out of 5
bruh i just saw a gif of a naked girl painted in silver, shitting a silver color liquid with a quote "SILVER SURFEEEEEEEEERRRR"
i need to see a the rapist
SILVER SURFEEEEEERRRR

fell off fart
AKA same place where a mf created hundreds of alts to fuck us over
sounds familiar



i think i sent you this server
but i dont reccomend joining it, and if you do
dont go there on saturdays
because its scaturday
and its not the music

i didnt join
i didnt want to join because i foresaw this
its not scat per se, but there's a specific channel for that kind of disgusting shit
and at saturdays the owner let the members post scat on general
wait what's the point
if you have a dedicated channel
And I thought, I was in fucked up nsfw servers
well what you think
to bother other members that dont want to see scat
Compared to that, I'm in the juniors club
thats the whole point
to be fair yorue in a server that allows scat they probably cant contain themselves
lmfao
IBS type members
the point of scaturday is specifically post scat on general for everyone to see including who doesnt like to see
Why?
i gotta admit its funny as hell to see people angry because of that
i just dont care about this content anymore
its terrible to get used to foul content
back then we didnt had this shit, im staff in this server for more or less 3 years
It's like that one Smiling friends episode
"Seriously? That's the worst of humanity? I've seen way worse on the Internet"
Clanker Abuse 
i saw some guy using one of those like
whatchamacallits, you know the suction cups they use on like your back for stupid therapy shit
yeah something similar to that on his willy

dont wanna see that again his shit bulged up and he tied it up so it would stay like that
I joined an offensive meme server the other day.
I visited the channel, specifically for offensive memes.
No memes, just walls of text.
Absolute Cinema 

plot twist it was all just politics
oh no bro
terrifying i know
I skipped over it and saw Israel mentioned

i just know
And I think everyone got muted as well

minus the muting part


oh brother what did they do to my boy brainfart
countless texts and no memes besides the ones the mods send
They castrated it
if at least the staff memes were funny
i was about to involve a racially charged joke involving rights but not while there's no memes around to cover up my message

thats a nice strategy

the party poopers are always watching


We see you enemy!

i think the lack of memes is starting to build a hivemind
for real

duh the other day we were accusing eachother of being the guy that caused all this (it was pretty funny bit)
It's obviously Stella
hivemind development takes time
who the fuck were you again btw i dont remember novice roles longer than 2 hours
this is a classist society
and i am disrupting the hivemind
yeah i dont really know you maty
yeah yeah calm your tits colorist
you are probably those ones who are legit stalker
get this fucking greyname out of my chat
NOVICE
HOLD
no interacting just stalking his shit
proof
or it never happened
You are a greyname
i have a dream that discordians will not be judged by the color of their roles buy by the content of their message
You are a dirty grey name, just like me man
if you ask mods for logs, I am sure they could prove I am right
we segregate. discriminate. differentiate.
we all are brothers
this is all a ploy by the reds to seperate us
the work in the shadows

greys and colored together against moderators
why do you have poop color role btw
"unfit to help"?
i gambled for it
how does that work
I may be a grey, but I rather be dead than red
backdoors shit you don't have clearance
also i dont care if youre grey, i know you long enough


Thank you Brother


I am here for the gifs/memes but there is situation so... what else is there to do?
i still hate him he's like
gae and fake
is he?
well now youre in a bad situation hal, i trust ham alot
Talk
are you a robotic chat member?
yes
are you?


Sparkle ON!!
Its WEDNESDAY!!!
Remember to be yourself
we've resorted to typing the captions out and leaving the meme?
what
tuesday**
retard
sorry
Times are getting desperate
wow ok you FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFine gentleman
i would rather be red than a dirty tin skinned clanker
we found bypasses and then immediately got
'd
oh brother its so hard to not say slurs
But you are green... Which makes it all the worse
-# glorp
Shut it claptrap
florp
see, he gets it
less clankers more wd40 for us
a fine addition to my collection
Just... Cool it with the anti-synthetic remarks
It's sad that he had to raise his voice to ask for a glass of water 🥀
where do we sell our souls for embed perms?
You boost the server
#💣tarkov-released would be a place to start
head, eyes
Total clanker death
Kill clankers
Behead clankers
Roundhouse kick a clanker into concrete
Slam clanker babies into a trash can
Report clankers to the IRS
Twist clanker heads off
Feed clanker babies to wood chippers
Crucify clankers
Burn clankers
Cook clankers in a wok
Shred clankers and feed those clankers bits to their clankerbulls
Abortion for all clanker babies
Kick elderly clanker down stairs
Hang clanker children by their entrails
Stomp on pregnant clankers
Gas clankers
Drop black phosphorus on clanker towns
That's a good one
hol up, what you mean by the 2nd last one

feeling gassy, that's all
Anti Clanker gas
indeed
That's just any axe deodorant
doakes looking at someone else like this besides dexter?
oh no he didnt
How do you know?
Yes, the ||the dude that killed the undercover cop, ricky simmons||
is deodorant a corrosive agent against metal?
You spray your computers with axe?
i remember this episode
i need to rewatch dexter istg
Occasionally streamers because their audience is full of clankers
i love the seasons with doakes

Anyways, I gotta go to bed... To recharge my clanker batteries
Night fellas
but i guess the writters didnt wanted this "im watching you mothafucka" all the way till season 8
good night habibi
guys look at this funny video
It could've gotten boring pretty quickly, having to search for 100s of reasons as to why doakes gets more suspicious without actually having any evidence to back up his suspicions, so I kinda get it
JERMA: "Guys I'm..I-I'm not gonna open the gate, that would like KILL EVERYONE!"
Jerma is so funny guys
I love that video
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I HELP
DFRXRTDGFEX
rip
Quick, he's seizing, introduce a female to him, that'll make him stand up and run
There's fucking 3.21K pages on the Dexter fandom wiki
Tf
damn, but makes sense no? there is the show, the books...
I got trough 1st season and that's it
I also love how the newest sequel of the show, "Dexter Resurrection", basically spoils the ending of 1 and 2, all at once
lmao
who's the asshole thats turning up the heat in the toaster
fucking 7!!
WHO LIKS BURNT TOAST
I swear when I find them
I'm gonna kill them
-#
are you retelling memes?
I know I am probably asking the wrong crowd of people but what exactly is the number on the toaster even supposed to represent, is it the minutes? The heating coil degree?
no idea, not much of a toaster guy
I don't know
the clanker gave me the most useless explanation
all I know is if you do above 5 you are a pyscho
It’s minutes
Wow, thank you very much, wouldn't have guessed that much without that explanation
it represents the toastines
67
Some say they can toast darker or lighter and that juts controls how close the walls move the coils to the bread

i feel like silvercrest toasters are way more fuckeable than russell Hobbs toasters bu thats just my opinion
imagine needing a toaster
yeah, hehe
why do people toast
crunchy
an oven is an all purpose tool
I did for the longest time because I liked the crunchy texture over a soft texture
well yes but using an oven for everything is very inefficient
intriguing 
spending money on a single purpose appliance is efficient ?
Soft => For sweet stuff
Crunchy => For everything else pretty much
i make toast in batches
it sure is time and energy efficient
its like 20 bucks bruh
relax
you what
you heard me
actual psychopath
why
And they last for a retarded long period, a toaster lasts for what, like 2 - 3 years of daily usage? Sometimes even longer
not, on some shit tho
i bet you put it back in the packaging afterwards
i don't use the shitty white bread you use
Even the cheap models do
i use left over baguettes and make them into toast
my bread doesn't come in a package
👍 support your local bakery
oh, i thought you were talking about those plastic wrapped toasts
what 
oh shit I still can't post memes
ok maybe a toaster isn't so bad apolo cheese
wait you dont have these? let me find a picture
no we making our own bread
oh nevermind
I hate mods
happens to me 10 times a day and it always sucks
Like loafs, they are just pre-cut loafs with 30 or something slices
hey hey hey i didnt wanna start shit lets forget i said anything
real shit lol
just imagine bread in plastic packaging
we have those here, they are ass
we eat too much bread over here to get it from supermarkets
but good budget option, if you are really really tight on money
it is sold but not the standard
I didn't use the packaged white bread for it, I always bought like a loaf from the bakery but the issue with those is, they last for like 3 days, maybe 4 tops, then you gotta throw them out
MOD PURGE MOD PURGE DESTROY THE MODERATION TEAM GOD DAMN DUDE I HATE THIS STUPID FUCKING SERVER
But my local bakery sold small loafs for that reason
it's like 15 cents for a baguette

It's like 2€ - 3€ for a baguette over here
idk how to truly convert it
15 cents!?
we have what we call "mini baguettes"

what can 1$ or euro get you to set the standard
holy shit that's like R$ 18,00 for each fucking baguette
here not even a loaf of bread
Yeah, the only thing you'll find in a bakery in Germany for 11 - 15 cents is the cashier, telling you to leave the store
does it get you a piece of gum
yeah thats about right
yes, 99 cents
Tf kinda bakery you going to
im trying to find a way to give the true price
They only sell baked goods and drinks, sometimes breakfast but that's about it lmao
there isn't local bakery here, so I am compraing price from a store chain
direct conversion isn't gonna cut it
oh shit i think i have center shocks lying around somewhere
ok how much does 1 croissant cost
I mean, for 10 cents you get like 1 piece of candy in some lotteries, as stupid as it sounds
probably 2 euros too
Like gummy bears and shit
here they are same price as a baguette lmao
I don't really check for the prices when I get my breakfast
but they are the ones made with margerine
awful
I just buy whatever I think looks good and that's about it
i calculate the price before i go to shop
I just pay with card wherever I go, idk, you stop looking at prices unless it's a bigger purchase at some point
At least I did
but there are plenty of bakeries around here to choose from so the price being low makes sense
i don't have a card so i need to do that lol
a croissant
Well, fair enough
pringles is around $2,75
the mini can or the long one
but to brazilian standards thats fucking expensive for chips
Pringles is like nearly 4€ over here
long one
euro costs more than dollar in brazilian currency
thats very fucking expensive
and you are probably near the original country of pringles
euro costs more than dollar period
Nvm, it's 2.50€, not 4€
where is pringles made anyways
i supposes somewhere in europe
nvm it's the us

Pringles is an American brand of stackable potato-based chips invented by Procter & Gamble (P&G) in 1968 and marketed as "Pringle's Newfangled Potato Chips". It is technically considered an extruded snack because of the manufacturing process.
also "everything is larger in USA"
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