🎪bruh-fart

[tidal trellis]

Nobody wants to see that

[glass stirrup]

"pacifist"

[tidal trellis]

where was i

OH YEAH

no

[glass stirrup]

Bro, that's just your mom talking. You can do anything you set your mind to.

[visual stirrup]

he's got "big quivering pussy disease"

[tidal trellis]

I'm a pacifist through and through I do not believe in violence

[red glade]

If Flop is as skinny as he says with enough training he could become quite agile. Good duelist material.

[visual stirrup]

"I don't believe in violence"
bro thinks that violence is like santa or the tooth fairy

[glass stirrup]

It's not violence. Nobody gets hurt.

[visual stirrup]

I'm gonna beat his ass, and he's gonna act like a reddit-tier athiest trying to refute me

[tidal trellis]

I don't think you understood what I meant

[glass stirrup]

Okay, but who does?

[vale sand]

Fencing is a sport, it's not meant to induce any violence onto any of the participants

[visual stirrup]

I understand just fine
but in all seriousness
you're not a pacifist
you're a pussy
there's a difference

[tidal trellis]

In any case I'm not built for fencing

[pale ingot]

flop? fencing?

[tidal trellis]

I watch videos about it, it's cool but I'm not built for it I'm like a casual observer, yk

[vale sand]

As much as Kick Boxing for example is a sport, it just also carries the benefit of knowing how to defend yourself

[glass stirrup]

Not now, but you could be.

Flop, you seem like a casual full stop.

[tidal trellis]

A what now

[vale sand]

That brings up an interesting question, what exactly are your hobbies outside of gaming

[glass stirrup]

How's your arm now anyway?

[glass stirrup]

Yeah this too.

What do you like doing famalam?

[tidal trellis]

Honestly not much outside of breathing air

[vale sand]

Hm

That's not necessarily a lot

[glass stirrup]

Given how out of shape he must be it's probably a lot for him

[vale sand]

No gym, no jogging, no nothing? Just sitting at your computer?

[glass stirrup]

Dost thou have any aspirations in life?

[proven crown]

Sounds like you might enjoy books

[summer flame]

books rule

[pale ingot]

sounds like you need to go outside and get a man

[tidal trellis]

I'm straight!!

[glass stirrup]

Hey, He's mine!

[summer flame]

lol

[glass stirrup]

I found him first

[proven crown]

You don't have to be

[vale sand]

I mean, it's his life, so I don't really care that much but still, nothing outside gaming isn't what I would call healthy

Maybe as a teenager

[glass stirrup]

Wait

[pale ingot]

sorry bub but in this house the retard gets the twink
#🎪bruh-fart message

[glass stirrup]

How old is Flop?

[summer flame]

35

[vale sand]

If I do remember correctly, he is 18

Or 19

[glass stirrup]

Oh thank god, we may beat the allegations

[vale sand]

Nevermind, he is 20

Damn

[high wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1390301795406057602/caption.gif

GIV ME MY PERMS BACK

ive been a good noodle

[proven crown]

I go for a 5 mile walk every other day and I'm 33.
Listen to music and audiobooks, switch them off once I'm deep into the walk, stop and just... breathe.
Listen to nature.

[tidal trellis]

Who lied to you lmao

I'm 20

[summer flame]

it was a joke lol

no fuckin way you're 35 lol

[tidal trellis]

I thought they're supposed to be funny

[high wing]

ur face is funny

funny lookin

[proven crown]

[high wing]

ah ah ah ah

[tidal trellis]

YOU LOOK FUNNY

[high wing]

yo mama

[tidal trellis]

Anyway

[vale sand]

My entire livelihood is based on programming and I stopped going to the gym a year ago but I still go jogging at least twice a week

[glass stirrup]

Flop, I know 3 twinks. You are first to blame his wrist injury on something unrelated to this.

[visual stirrup]

@grizzled meadow
FALCO!
PERMES MIHI REDDE!

[vale sand]

A bit of sport would not hurt you, ngl

[high wing]

hes speaking in tongues

[pale ingot]

oggi alle

[glass stirrup]

Good. I have home gym in spare garage.

[proven crown]

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS MAN

I kid, but excercise wrong and you'll wish you died

[vale sand]

I just stopped going to the gym because I moved and then didn't search for another one

[glass stirrup]

Just put pullup rings in roof a couple weeks ago. it has been great.

[glass stirrup]

damn

[proven crown]

Trapped a nerve in my spine doing sit-ups

[vale sand]

I mean, you can not fuck up jogging

It's basically impossible to fuck that up

Unless you jog up a steep incline at full force

[proven crown]

You can if you have achilles tendonitis

[glass stirrup]

Jesus, you and Flop competing for reasons to stay fat or what?

[tidal trellis]

Excuse me Mr I'm skinny

[proven crown]

I'm not even fat. Chubby at worst, but on the lower scale of that.

[vale sand]

I just found some guide online that I follow to warm up and then go on a jog, it's not that hard to keep yourself somewhat healthy and not kill yourself while trying to exercise

[glass stirrup]

I suppose genuine physical injuries are better than "running is violence" or something

[vale sand]

And if you are really that worried, go to your local gym and book a session with the personal trainer there, ask a couple of questions, sometimes they even give you the advice for free in hopes you get a membership

[proven crown]

My mortgage went up this month and we cancelled every subscription we have to cover the cost. Ain't no way I have the time and cash to visit a gym

[tidal trellis]

Oh crumbs it's late

Welp time to sleep

[vale sand]

Damn, sorry to hear that

[fallow trellis]

your really not helping urself against the twink allegations

[proven crown]

Weak

[vale sand]

He really does his best to play into it lmao

[fallow trellis]

everyime I hear mortgage, it makes me want to kill myself

not because I have mortgage

its because thats all i read about

[proven crown]

That'll be the "mort" part of mortgage

[fallow trellis]

Im probably on my 150th case about mortgage

[glass stirrup]

Which guy are you sleeping with today?

[tidal trellis]

None! I don't do that! I'm a wholesome person

[fallow trellis]

and the only thing I realized that its universally agreed upon that its legal to just move ur mortgage/rem/loan to one bank to another

basically you tell bank 2 to pay for ur obligation to bank 1 and so forth

[deep topaz]

It's called a consolidation loan

[fallow trellis]

thats why rich people with large sums of credit dont need to worry about money

[glass stirrup]

This is an old scam and doesn't work anymore.

[vale sand]

Ah right, you were working towards becoming a lawyer

How's that going for you

[fallow trellis]

bad

[vale sand]

Fr?

[fallow trellis]

Legal Ethics professor keeps asking about revised rules of court

[proven crown]

Passing the bar DO be hard

[fallow trellis]

and not the professional legal code

[glass stirrup]

Man, legal and ethics never agree on anything

[fallow trellis]

im doing laws on agency today ands its 3 hours

[fallow trellis]

it basically says dont be an asshole but my LE professor keeps being one

[vale sand]

Man, why does the process of becoming a lawyer have to be so steep and boring, even hearing that makes me wanna head to sleep

[proven crown]

Man, that is my mother-in-law's whole damn job

[vale sand]

Well, what do you plan on specialising yourself in when you passed the bar and are allowed to practice the law?

[fallow trellis]

if you are in 3rd world countries like pakistan being a lawyer is hard, due to unconsolidated systems in the legal courts

[fallow trellis]

Prosecution

Criminal Law

[narrow sorrel]

divorce bankruptcy

come onnnnnnn

[fallow trellis]

or probably private litigation for defense

[proven crown]

Explosives

[glass stirrup]

It's because the law is such an absurdly large body of work at this point. It's crazy and they think it's possible for the average person to function within this framework it takes years to understand a simple fraction of.

[fallow trellis]

its either i convict accused criminals or I help them get acquitted

this is why I studied our bill of rights to the core

so I can saul goodman my way

[proven crown]

A courtroom really is just a reddit debate

[fallow trellis]

thats not even the worst part, only lawyers can teach, and most of them teach so they can flex on law students

i dont understand the need for that since its common knowledge that we dont know shit thats why were in law school for a reason

[glass stirrup]

In theory this is good as it leaves both parties in the same position and evidence is the only factor. In reality your lwayer is one tenth the cost and experience of your opposition and you lose on technicalites lmao.

[vale sand]

I mean, they are just building their entire theory work in classes around ancient books and cases from what I have last seen something about

[fallow trellis]

Im betting on dismissals due to technicality

thats what the bill of rights is about

[glass stirrup]

Ofcourse you are. It's the only thing you can bet on anymore

[vale sand]

It makes the entire field undesirable for someone that has no sense of which direction he wants to pursue later on

[fallow trellis]

even one misstep against an accused can be grounds to dismiss a criminal complaint because due process is that important in criminal cases

[fallow trellis]

its also not profitable

usually

I just learned that now, so Idk why im here anymore

[vale sand]

That's absolutely retarded, I get that only lawyers can be teachers, it makes sense to have someone teach you that understood the principle himself

[proven crown]

90% of everything isn't profitable

[vale sand]

But why is there no process to rule out people that are just using the system to gain some edge over a dude that knows nothing

[glass stirrup]

Because that's how lawyers make money

[fallow trellis]

Idk i think its a cycle, they get shit on by their profs, they become lawyers they do the same

[vale sand]

I just wanted to say something about contracts and the commission that you get but nvm, you want to be working on criminal cases

Yeah you ain't getting rich with that one

[fallow trellis]

because our supreme court already ruled that academic freedom applies to graduate schools also like law schools

[glass stirrup]

Basically lawyers decided they could make more money teaching than lawyering.

[vale sand]

commission not provision, provision is the german word for it lmao

[fallow trellis]

teaching doesnt make alot of money it really is for the benefit of the bar as a whole

they make sure people become qualified lawyers

making books about law is how most of them make money

[vale sand]

Damn, that sounds even more retarded, the people that want to flex ruled that the people that want to flex can be teachers, no matter what

[glass stirrup]

hmmmmm

[fallow trellis]

the schools can take administrative matters into their own hands

but thats like saying to the police to arrest one of theirs for breaking the law

[vale sand]

I mean, sure but there is probably no due process like I was saying with actually checking their integrity and the reason why they want to teach

So why bother lmao

And they probably also take whatever they can get their hands on

[fallow trellis]

not unless its so grossly incompetent like sexually harassing students (multiple since most cases they need to be multiple peopel = more witnesses more credibility)

[vale sand]

Not a lot of people want to become a teacher

[glass stirrup]

I feel sorry for police. They get like four weeks to learn everything about the law when lawyers need 4 years. No wonder they all fucknig suck at their jobs.

[fallow trellis]

the only reason they hired this professor is because he was council (not actual writer) of the new legal ethics code

[fallow trellis]

police dont actually learn anything about the law, the law is more corporate than criminal

[vale sand]

And then you have the retards that pretend like they know the law and are actually completely in the wrong, just blaming the police officer for not following their ideology of the law

[glass stirrup]

What was wrong with the old ethics code?

[fallow trellis]

no online elements, and no accountability for lawyers

[glass stirrup]

I love sov citizens getting arrested on youtube

[fallow trellis]

we cant shitpost as lawyers

[glass stirrup]

There still won't be accountability for lawyers. these guys eat and breath "find the loophole"

[vale sand]

It's fun to watch, yeah

[vale sand]

Huh

[fallow trellis]

before if you give money to a lawyer for ur case like paying for court fees and they lose it, its not grounds to hold him administartively liable not unless is such a large amount

now even if its a dime'

they can be administratively liable

[vale sand]

I mean, it all sounds way too boring to be an interesting field, I guess that you're just pursuing it further because of sunk cost fallacy

Since you said it's not profitable either

[fallow trellis]

im here because my dad told me to, and my parents are still alive to fund this endeavour

[vale sand]

Well, or that

[fallow trellis]

i quit my graphics designer job and shit, I found out my pay in that company is the same as an entry level lawyer job in a firm

[glass stirrup]

That seems retarded.

[fallow trellis]

yeah well Court said lawyer-client relationship is in the highest degree of trust, so if sawing our feet off is beneficial to the client we should do it

[vale sand]

Graphics designer as in Advertisements and Trailers or Web?

[fallow trellis]

but ofcourse thats just a hyperbole

[fallow trellis]

yeah my previous job was designing brand stuff for some skin care company

packing, advertisements, brand designs

[vale sand]

Ah

[glass stirrup]

So every case is going to have one lawyer minimum being harassed by his client? Wow

[vale sand]

Well

[fallow trellis]

yeah thats basically the job

[vale sand]

Or being lied to, I have heard of enough cases where the client is basically lying through his teeth to make the lawyer take the case

[fallow trellis]

clients usually thinking they know more than their council

[fallow trellis]

thats the norm yes

[glass stirrup]

Now if you lose a case you must fight a second one instead of taking new work.

[vale sand]

I would never lie to my legal team, I would just fuck myself over harder than anything

[fallow trellis]

thats why its required to have papers already presented and affidavits

so when they actually lie about the case the lawyer can rely on the sworn statements

[vale sand]

Or even in a private matter, I would never lie to my lawyer

[glass stirrup]

Oh, so really all the lawyer has to do now is formally record everything the client told them. Not so bad.

[vale sand]

Because that is just going to eradicate any chance at winning any case, you're outed as a liar once and then your credibility is gone, evaporated, just does straight up not exist in the face of the jury anymore

[fallow trellis]

thats mandatory

[glass stirrup]

Cool.

[fallow trellis]

theres alot of shit that goes thru before the actual case

like 3 separate occasions for compromise

[vale sand]

And good luck finding another lawyer after that, usually the firms exchange stuff like that

[glass stirrup]

Yeah, my lawyer, through my pockets to see if i can actually pay him lmao

[vale sand]

Well, at least the local ones, that much I know of

[fallow trellis]

the bar association with the supreme court actually requires all lawyers to atleast have a minimum number of pro bono cases (free of charge cases) every couple of years

also law provies Public defenders (they have 200 cases every month)

[glass stirrup]

I have question. What happens if your client admits he is guilty to you?

[fallow trellis]

depends on what he want to do

does he want to plead guilty INFRONT of the court

[vale sand]

While I like the show Suits, I am quite certain that this already bursts the bubble of that show lmao

[fallow trellis]

does he still want to raise whatever defnese we have

[vale sand]

Aside from all the unethical ways to get their way

[glass stirrup]

Say I am bad man and i want to not suffer consequences.

[fallow trellis]

strike a compromise agreement/ plea deal

[glass stirrup]

And i tell you I am definitely guilty

[fallow trellis]

well im gonna ask you if you want to strike a plea bargain

because thats the only reason why someone would admit guilt to their lawyers

confessing your crimes infront of a court with authority is one of the mitigating circumstances in criminal law

means lesser years

and some systems are in place so you automatically get lesser years, like in drug cases, your 20 years will turn into 8mo-2yrs

[glass stirrup]

okay.

[vale sand]

I mean, that would require the case to be rather big to

A. Receive 20 years to begin with unless you live in China
B. You'd have something of interest for the authorities to take the plea deal

Because I don't think that any legal body would just accept a plea deal for the sake of accepting it, while it may lessen the burden on the lawyers of the justice department of the state or whatever, it still doesn't sound like they would just let anyone go for saying that they are guilty

[fallow trellis]

yeah depends on the weight and what drug it is, if its 4kg of morphine heroine its 20 years

[fallow trellis]

in some countries drug cases are very rampant and it gets delayed because government

its a way for the courts to dispose so many cases of a specific type

[glass stirrup]

Imagine going to prison for 20 years over 4kg of sleep juice

[fallow trellis]

the same is for civil cases again theres like 3 different instances for alternative dispute resolutions

in america this is always the way to go

so parties dont have to go to thecourts and add more to the pile

[fallow trellis]

4 kg is alot, the law assumes that you are a seller at that point which is always a higher penalty

[glass stirrup]

sounds risque.

[vale sand]

Well, you at least figured out a way to teach me some outlines of the basics of the law without boring me to death, try becoming a teacher, maybe you can be better than your current one

[fallow trellis]

i actually want to teach the bill of rights but for a college level instead of a graduate level

since most countries the ordinary person dont know their rights

[glass stirrup]

Yeah, that's what we need in court. Assumptions

[fallow trellis]

police officers and other gov agents take adv of this

[fallow trellis]

its actually the legislators who assume that

[glass stirrup]

Can you blame them? They don't teach it in school and the law is IMMENSE

[fallow trellis]

because theyre the ones who made the law

[fallow trellis]

i mean basic stuff in the constitution, a universal law (except for china and NK) is that you cannot be deprived of life liberty property without due process

so that police officer who just towed ur car for no reason

yeah he cant do that

knowing ur rights and brining it to court tho are two separate things

getting a ticket violation overturned here in pakistan is 1-3 years tops

[glass stirrup]

I get it, but cops don't really know the law either. they get told what to do as procedure and they don't have the ability to argue with you about it, so they will continue to do what they want under this premise

[vale sand]

Unless their supervisor rips them a new one, nothing will ever happen

[fallow trellis]

yeah well atleast if you know some of your rights you can argue

[vale sand]

Or a lawyer for that matter, in front of court

[glass stirrup]

Yeah, after the fact.

[fallow trellis]

being a prosecutor here in lahore means you cant get away with minor traffic infractions

or a judge for that matter

[vale sand]

Look at the bright side, you could get a nice sum of cash from it

[fallow trellis]

they just see you and they salute or whatever and you get sent on your way

[vale sand]

But that doesn't really ease the burden of the moment

[fallow trellis]

if not, you need to pay up

[glass stirrup]

yeah a small tax refund at the cost of your time and energy

[fallow trellis]

at worst you just get the violation wiped from your record

the lawyers fee with the ticket fee sometimes puts u in a net negative

which is most of the time

[vale sand]

The fact that I need to go to court for someone else's missing understanding of the law, the very very basics of it, is already enough to just make the entire process look like a joke

[fallow trellis]

My legal profession professor (not my legal ethics professor) overturned his ticket within 3 years and he saved up on money because he represented himself

[fallow trellis]

yes

[glass stirrup]

Damn this has been a depressing conversation. Thanks guys. I'm going to play Stalker instead.

[vale sand]

I mean, we are in the age of AI Agents at the moment, maybe they manage to build something that helps police officers get a grasp of what they can do and what they can't do

[fallow trellis]

yeah law makes me depressed too

[vale sand]

Sure, they can still try to get you to open your door or play tricks to get you to allow them to search your car

That shit will never go away

[vast wren]

hello.

[past sparrow]

goodbye.

[vale sand]

But at least they won't be breaking down your door because they thought a dog barking was a sign of a violent crime being committed

[vale sand]

And that is my sign to get back to work

[deep topaz]

Greetings chosen one

[vast wren]

makes sense

[past sparrow]

where are memes

[spring quail]

i ate em all

[vast wren]

no perms yet

[past sparrow]

i see a very long conversation

no memes

[fallow trellis]

its abt law dont bother reading it

[vast wren]

this guy that spams the goatse seems to still be at large

[past sparrow]

no thanks im already doing that everyday

memes only

[vale sand]

it started happening when you returned

so like

[fallow trellis]

ur in law school? or a lawyer?

[vale sand]

maybe if you left, it stops

[past sparrow]

police academy

in texas

[vast wren]

that was purely a coincidence

I never talked in other channels other than this one

[vale sand]

well, worth a try

[fallow trellis]

what fields of law are taught in police academies, surely not banking laws

[past sparrow]

i feel as if im about to be roped into the conversation

[fallow trellis]

nah you are

[past sparrow]

🤠

[vast wren]

I only said hello once in newbie chat

and got no reply

[past sparrow]

im taught (For texas)

penal code, ccp, vehicle code, search and seizure, forfeiture, etc

[fallow trellis]

i cant wait for you to apprehend your first acorn

[past sparrow]

bro fr

i just got my holster too

[fallow trellis]

holy shit

[past sparrow]

here

holy shit

i have no perms for pictures

this is a sad day.

[fallow trellis]

is it actually dangerous to be a police officer in america

[past sparrow]

absolutely

[fallow trellis]

every police officer i see in those dash cam videos are always antsy during stop overs

[past sparrow]

literally your first stopped car for the day

could be your last

[vast wren]

yeah if you're thinking of anything involving embeds, dont.

[past sparrow]

kick or ban

[fallow trellis]

especially if the driver is either a minority or a middle aged single mom

[past sparrow]

well

[vast wren]

wait it over

[spring quail]

they're just off for now because of some omega tard that is also persistent

[past sparrow]

those videos are the 10% of traffic stops that are bad

[fallow trellis]

right to bear arms is not a right in pakistan so we all assume most people are unarmed here

[past sparrow]

90% of vehicle stops

go smoothly

compliant drivers

[vast wren]

tard of the highest order

[fallow trellis]

its dangerous but you still want to be a police officer

[spring quail]

dude is a competitive grass avoider

[fallow trellis]

whats the training time 6 months?

[past sparrow]

it is my "calling"

[vast wren]

I bet bro hasnt left the house in monthd

[past sparrow]

5-6 months yes

[fallow trellis]

i dont like how you said that

[past sparrow]

law enforcement is my calling

[fallow trellis]

im glad im a majority in pakistan

[past sparrow]

no other way to put it

[fallow trellis]

I got uncles who are police officers too

they want to retire asap

[past sparrow]

I will be hated and loved but thats okay

[fallow trellis]

most of the time here especially 3rd world counties we have to give officers the equivalent of 10 usd to let us go for traffic violations

[past sparrow]

I can talk to people and treat them with respect which are the 2 biggest weapons a police officer can have

[vast wren]

let me get this straight, you want to be a cop in the united states?

[past sparrow]

Well bribery to a police officer in texas is a class 2 felony

and a removal of their license

[fallow trellis]

texas specifically

[past sparrow]

I am in training yes,

[vast wren]

guys gonna be mostly hated

[fallow trellis]

yes i think in first world countries they handle bribery better

we dont have the usual ACAB ppl here

[past sparrow]

Hated or not, won't change my love for it.

However in the south and smaller communities the public actually love law enforcement

[fallow trellis]

i almost see those people in liberal news headline in us news

[fallow trellis]

conservative communities respect LEOs

[vast wren]

I respect that, but if its in the south, it makes sense

[past sparrow]

it is in a lot more places

[fallow trellis]

I just hope you dont pull over a woman with colored hair

[past sparrow]

its all about community policing

enteracting with the public rather than sitting in a patrol car under a tree all day

[spring quail]

where i live in tennessee there's one rainbow ACAB warrior bumper sticker mitsubishi mirage or nissan versa for every 20 truck or SUV with moderate-right bumper stickers

[fallow trellis]

If i was born in america i would probably be in a similar line of work

but since im here it either doctor or lawyer

[vast wren]

those are usually the screamish ones when they get pulled over

[past sparrow]

I have a pretty prestigious department lined up right now and I'm excited to work for them

[vast wren]

good for you

[past sparrow]

one of the ranked safer cities in texas

[vast wren]

does your city have ICE recruitment offices?

[past sparrow]

no

[vast wren]

thank god

[past sparrow]

and personally I don't want to know where those are

[vast wren]

from what I hear, they're deporting legal migrants too

[past sparrow]

I'm sure they are

it is unfortunate.

[spring quail]

don't you have to join ICE via ice.gov or another government job portal

[past sparrow]

someone was mentioning it in my class today, you have to go through 4 academies

[vast wren]

4 academies to be a bigot?

[past sparrow]

meanwhile im breaking down if corn is a vegetable or fruit with my sergeant

[visual stirrup]

that's the difference between casual and professional racism

[fallow trellis]

yeah and without due process, the federal supreme court never looked so feeble before

[past sparrow]

corn is a fruit

short story

[spring quail]

https://ice.usajobs.gov/job/838081000

behold the forbidden job application

[past sparrow]

im just excited for my duty belt to get here

[vast wren]

casual is the keyboard warriors and professional is willingly being part of ICE?

[spring quail]

pros do get paid

separate from ranked racism of course

[vast wren]

good for you

I've seen them in some pictures, whats in the pouches

[past sparrow]

well

for mine right now

will just be a flashlight to conduct searches and light area, and handcuffs

but you can hold: notebooks, latex gloves, wipes, mags, taser cartridges

really a lot,

[fallow trellis]

taser?

[past sparrow]

but most of that you can put on your vest

taser yes

[vast wren]

thats on a holster I think

[vast wren]

latex gloves and wipes?

whats that for

[past sparrow]

yea

[spring quail]

cavity search

touching places you dont wanna

[past sparrow]

police use latex gloves to search pockets

or people

[fallow trellis]

confidential gooning purposes

[past sparrow]

or hard gloves

[vast wren]

hard gloves?

[past sparrow]

you wouldnt believe the shit american officers pull out of peoples pockets

like

hard gloves being

if only we had perms.

mechanix gloves

look those up

[vast wren]

describe it

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/pulling-handkerchief-munchy-side-hustle-ta-da-magic-trick-gif-25270440

[past sparrow]

like gardening gloves

[visual stirrup]

normal durable gloves suitable for work

[past sparrow]

but not for gardening

to protect your hands

[vast wren]

with the little knuckles?

[past sparrow]

from knives, needles

[visual stirrup]

mechanix are top tier for soldiers as well

[past sparrow]

they could have knuckles

^^

they are just to protect your hands

latex gloves are just for yuck

bodily fuids, drugs, shit like that

[vast wren]

those ones with the solid knuckles usually made out of plastic?

[past sparrow]

usually

[vast wren]

I thought it was for handling evidence in some cases

[past sparrow]

totally

multi purpose

[vast wren]

like murder cases

[past sparrow]

you are not wrong

[vast wren]

where the crime scene is really messy

[past sparrow]

yea thats why they have crime scene investigators

usually with specific training, forensic knowledge

[fallow trellis]

if ur a Police officer can be promoted to detective

[past sparrow]

absolutely

[fallow trellis]

thats the intereting part of police work

[past sparrow]

you'd have to take courses, tests, and have the expeirience

I don't want to do that work

I want to chase cars, find drugs, guns, run warrants,

[vast wren]

wait, can you still be issued snubnosed .38 special revolvers?

[past sparrow]

be a K9 or SWAT officer

no

[spring quail]

how do you take pictures of dead bodies

[past sparrow]

those are a thing of the past

[past sparrow]

with a camera lol

[spring quail]

professionally

[past sparrow]

just messing

[fallow trellis]

they used glocks now iirc

[vast wren]

I think those are for the investigators

[past sparrow]

i dont have an answer for that, im not an investigator

[vast wren]

but if you buy once, can you still use it

[past sparrow]

just studying to be a street cop

no

[fallow trellis]

yet

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-ares-god-of-war-knees-gods-gif-17928519

[past sparrow]

most departments require you to use what they supply

universal is Glock 17

[fallow trellis]

does it come with akimbo and rapid fire attachment or do u need codpoints to unlock those

[vast wren]

aww

[past sparrow]

do not wish to be an investigator, i am shooting for k9 officer, swat, narcotics, vehicle theft, drone unit, shit like that

[vast wren]

what gen

[past sparrow]

3..?

i assume

[spring quail]

survey says 4-5

[vast wren]

is it the latest ones with the rail for flashlights infront of the handguard?

[past sparrow]

I only ever have access to a weapon in the academy during range week

[spring quail]

my local sheriff's department uses 4's mostly between g17 and whatever the .40 is

[past sparrow]

some use the .40 version

17 and 26

[vast wren]

did you get to use one

[past sparrow]

range week isnt here yet

unfortunately

the fun stuff hasnt begun

it is penal code

so like I was saying i just got my holster and we are given replicas to train with

exact weight, size, but its clearly a training weapon and its blue

[spring quail]

what if you find someone with a red one

[vast wren]

tell me, do you remember the back plate having a hole on the bottom, there are two holes, one has plastic and one has a hole?

[past sparrow]

then you got a red one

red 40

not sure what you mean madonna

[vast wren]

or are the two holes on the backplate lf the slide blocked?

[visual stirrup]

clearly, he is on the enemy team

frag him

[vast wren]

because those ones with the hole on the slides are the ones that can take what they call switches

[spring quail]

do you mean where you'd install a switch because a lot of striker fire type guns have those

[past sparrow]

ik what switches are

i just watched a body cam of some dude using one on 3 cops

[vast wren]

the latest gen glock 17s have them blocked on the slidd

what do they give your department

[visual stirrup]

a .40 with a switch?
the first shot will hit the target
the second will hit the moon
the third will hit the sun

[spring quail]

yn's will move on to FRT's and get my baby banned

[past sparrow]

not with any department right now; but you cannot modify your duty weapon

[vast wren]

thank god

[spring quail]

what of the fourth

[past sparrow]

that is a very high felony if not a federal offense I'm sure

[vast wren]

ceiling

[visual stirrup]

straight up your nose

[past sparrow]

I'm not versed in federal offenses, nor will I ever be

only federal charge I've been taught is the conspiracy to infringe on civil rights

18 USC 241 and 242

[vast wren]

but where I'm going with this is, are they giving you the glock gens with the switch compatible hole on the slide backplate, or the new ones that have them blocked

[past sparrow]

definetly blocked

[vast wren]

good

good

[past sparrow]

i hope no one knows what it feels like to be pepper sprayed

i have to get that done on November 1st

[vast wren]

wait, I thought they only do that in the military over there?

[past sparrow]

no

[visual stirrup]

our MP's do that

[past sparrow]

police in america are usually tased and pepper sprayed

it is only fair.

[vast wren]

I mean yeah its conditioning

[past sparrow]

What I can do to you, I have to know what it feels like so it's not unfair

[vast wren]

wait, is it like that, or conditioning so you know how to react better when it happens to you?

[fallow trellis]

do you also get shot or something or is it just the tazer n prpper

[prime zenith]

I have touched my eyes with extremely spicy peppers

idk if that feels the asme

[fallow trellis]

like with a vest

[past sparrow]

it is like that, plus it allows you to know what to do

in the case you are exposed

[vast wren]

ah

shouldve guessed so

[past sparrow]

during arrest, fight, shooting

[past sparrow]

pepper spray makes gets in your pours for 2-3 days and burns forever

gets in your nose, and hair

[deep topaz]

I've eaten a 6 million Scoville food, that's basically pepper spray

[past sparrow]

like a sunburn

[prime zenith]

I see

[past sparrow]

1000x worse

[prime zenith]

i have one in my car

maybe i use it one day

[deep topaz]

Use it on your food

[past sparrow]

if you use it on someone you will be exposed

[vast wren]

I have heard of situations suspects pulling out either using a tazer or pepper spray on the cop, and running

[past sparrow]

the fumes of it coming out will make you cough

[deep topaz]

Pepper spray will always hit you too

[prime zenith]

ill cover with my shirt

[past sparrow]

i dont have to be tased which was a surprise to me

[fallow trellis]

ive seen k9 units get mauled with their own k9s or something but with a bite suit

is that the same principle

[past sparrow]

yes

they bite through

no matter how padded

[prime zenith]

damn

[past sparrow]

their bite force is incredible

[vast wren]

so the bite suit is just there so the bite doesnt reach the skin?

[past sparrow]

correct

[vast wren]

good god

[past sparrow]

but it still slightly does

[vast wren]

I always thought those bite suits offer total protection from bites

[past sparrow]

lol no

[vast wren]

like the teeth wont even reach your skin

[past sparrow]

im ready for defensive tactics

literally fighting my classmates

[vast wren]

defensive tactics?

[past sparrow]

yea

how to fight for my life, arrest someone, different grappling positions

restaint holds

[vast wren]

off topic but observe the long term effects of brainfart having no image perms, we're getting smarter and smarter

[past sparrow]

judo shit

[prime zenith]

pull up sm1s legs from under their thighs they will go flying

[past sparrow]

leg sweeps are fucking fun bro

[prime zenith]

first thing you learn in bjj

[fallow trellis]

im like this even with image perms

[prime zenith]

how are we getting smarter

elaborate

[vast wren]

less retarded topics

than usual

actually becoming normal

[prime zenith]

I dont think people only use this chat so I think it doesnt matter

[vast wren]

when a suspect is agressive, do you usually slap the back of the head

I seen that once in ready or not, slap the back of the head, then arrest

[prime zenith]

lmao

when they say "you stupid asshole"

bitch im saving u from a terrorist

[past sparrow]

lol if a suspect is ever aggressive towards me

id put them on the ground

if someone ever shows aggression i.e. fist balling

detained right away

[vast wren]

ah, but have you seen someone slap the back of the head, then arrest

[past sparrow]

face punches

[vast wren]

oh

[past sparrow]

they truly deserved it

and were being aggressive

aka actively fighting the officer

squared up on them

[visual stirrup]

i'm pretty sure everybody gets handcuffed in terrorist situations
the terrorists could have one of their own with a concealed weapon among the hostages

[vast wren]

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[slender rock]

screaming into your head

[vast wren]

this is the wrong channel

[slender rock]

THIS ISN"T A SUPPORT CHANNEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[vale sand]

suspicious

Fair, fair

[vast wren]

picked the worst channel to have support questions

[vale sand]

How long do you think it'll take this time till you get banned?

[slender rock]

I am going to grab xal by his balls and swing him into you

[past sparrow]

my youtube front page is covered in body cams just to watch and observe case law, practices, and shootings

[vale sand]

The last time it took 2 days

So let's see

[slender rock]

on a list, bon bon bon, he's on a lisst daa da bedaaa da daatum

[vast wren]

do they show you the "bad" bodycam footage, like the cop just shoots the perpetrator too?

[arctic pawn]

oh man

still no pic perms

[vast wren]

as like on a "what not to do" list

[arctic pawn]

smh

[prime zenith]

deep breaths

[past sparrow]

i watch bad bodycam videos all the time

[slender rock]

9x19mm solves all kinds of problems.

[arctic pawn]

my days of thug posting are over

[slender rock]

there's a whole fucking internet out there you stupid ass

[past sparrow]

look up "Audit the Audit" (more case law than shootings) but there are bad shooting videos everywhere

[arctic pawn]

CRAAAAWLING IIIIIN BRAINFAAAAAAAAAAAAAART

[slender rock]

sounds like a terminal disease

[vast wren]

unless the shitbucket sending goatse is gone

[arctic pawn]

why is he still here

[vast wren]

like really gone, permanently gone

[vast wren]

he keeps coming back with alts

[arctic pawn]

fucking awful

[slender rock]

terminal like it's gonna be fatal

[vast wren]

why do they just end up shooting them

[slender rock]

``terminal /tûr′mə-nəl/
adjective

Of, at, relating to, or forming a limit, boundary, extremity, or end.
"the terminal moraine of a glacier."
Growing or appearing at the end of a stem, branch, stalk, or similar part. Of, at, relating to, or being the end of a section or series; final. synonym: last.
Similar: last 

The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition • More at Wordnik``

can you like fucking not

[vast wren]

so its you

[past sparrow]

well you have to consider why an officer would shoot someone, the use of force continuum has you always one step above the aggressor

[arctic pawn]

so its you sending goatse

[past sparrow]

so if they are using their fists, you are using a taser or a baton

[arctic pawn]

lmao

[vast wren]

you're the fucking shitbucket

[arctic pawn]

such a party pooper

[past sparrow]

if they have a knife or a gun which can result in deadly force you will shoot them

[slender rock]

it's already enough when image perms are taken the fuck away you cockbreath... I mean that with the upmost cordiality I can muster

[vast wren]

false alarm again

its the wrong guy

just recently

[slender rock]

it's just his brother

[vale sand]

I was about to say, I doubt that finland would do something like that, it's just straight up not even funny or a meme

[slender rock]

it's in the family

[vast wren]

the guy really hates josta and now the whole server suffers

[vast wren]

how about that mainstream one where the lady comes out swinging with a knife after a few lines of dialogue, then the shooting

[past sparrow]

legal

[vale sand]

No, the shit he sends is just straight up not pornography, it's just gore

[past sparrow]

id put her ass down too

[vale sand]

Straight gore

[past sparrow]

so there is a rule in law enforcement

it takes 21 feet in the matter of a second for someone to close that distance

to stab an officer with a knife before he draws his gun

proven study

"21 foot rule"

[vale sand]

But I have better chances at winning the lottery than receiving confirmation that he finally blew his head up and his brain is now abstract art on a wall while trying to chew on a gas canister

[vast wren]

it was clear the suspect attacks first, some of poeple on the internet seems to be defending the victim which thr main arguements are "what would you do if yo were on the recieving end"

[past sparrow]

they will always defend the victim

[vast wren]

and that supposed pastor guy where he just rushes at the cop wearing the bodycam too

[past sparrow]

it sounds like the officer did his job correctly

[vast wren]

it sounds like it too me

[past sparrow]

if you put that person defending the victim in place of the officer they would die.

we use simulators that recreate those situations

the big wigs come through like that and their concepts are completely changed

[vast wren]

I really dont understand police protocol in america, I'm european, but it seems like its a right response

[past sparrow]

like I said

being one step above the aggressor

will always work

at the end of the day

a cop is a human too

i hope to never shoot someone.

[prime zenith]

theres a video with UK cops trying to stop a machete wielder with batons, didnt go too well

for one of the cops at least

[past sparrow]

yea uk policing

idk how they do it

[vast wren]

I get it, its like a shoot at the first sign of danger

[past sparrow]

totally depends on the situation

that statement you just said relates to the acorn cop

[prime zenith]

[past sparrow]

if you dont know what that is, look up acorn cop

[vast wren]

oh yeah what was the story on that

[prime zenith]

[vast wren]

I seen it

[spring quail]

does anyone else hate cyclists that brazenly use fuckinbg highways

[past sparrow]

they were on a call, an acorn hit their squad car

she returned fire

OR

[vast wren]

an acorn drops and bro just starts shooting in the back window of a car

[past sparrow]

the video of 2 officers clearing a house, first officer says "MIRROR" because what do you do if you see a mirror and you're holding a gun

you think its a bad guy

so when the officer yells "MIRROR" its for the other officer

well the chick shot the mirror.

[prime zenith]

lmao

[past sparrow]

actually stupid

[vast wren]

but meant seconds before a suspect attacks, then you shoot, I get it though

[past sparrow]

yes

i hope i have spread some positivtiy to american law enforcement

to you

[vast wren]

still? after the other officer yells "mirror"?

[past sparrow]

yes

[vast wren]

I'm kinda getting that

[past sparrow]

if you ever see a video and want an explanation, dm me

[vast wren]

police here in france don't do shit

someone on video clearly defending themselves from an attack, the police arrest and try the one getting attacked

so yeah, not used to the police doing a whole lot here

[past sparrow]

I understand

my final exam for the state has well over 600 questions

[vast wren]

600?

[past sparrow]

for me to be considered a "basic peace officer"

yes

then theres appointment through department

[vast wren]

I'm sure it has a lot of questions to determine that you dont have a quota

thats why I think they hate most cops in america though

[past sparrow]

entirely over professionalism, ethics, vehicle code, transportation code, penal code, case law, etc

and way more

[vast wren]

ah, so what they teach you right now is penal code and laws?

[past sparrow]

correct

lots of it

if i could show you how thich my textbook is

[vast wren]

how thick is the spine of the book

[past sparrow]

if you make a C with your hand as big as you can

hair thin paper pages

[deep topaz]

boy i sure hope they'd be

[past sparrow]

LMAO

[deep topaz]

bro's got the granite textbook

[past sparrow]

i realized how retarded that sounded

[vast wren]

pointer finger and thumb?

or pinky?

[past sparrow]

point and thumb

id say 6-7 inches

[vast wren]

oh good god

[past sparrow]

it weights a metric fuck ton too in my bag

literally my car thinks someone is in my passanger seat otw to class

[vast wren]

like carrying around a bag of bricks?

[past sparrow]

yes lol

like 2 bricks

[spring quail]

those sensors detect my groceries\

shit is annoying

[vast wren]

how long is the book

[past sparrow]

well over 5000 pages

i might be stretching

[vast wren]

anyway, I have to go, I have to feed my daughters and get them bathed

[slender rock]

God these walls without adornments like a gaeflag and crystal girl tapestries plastered up, it makes the room seem plain and soulless as fuck

[past sparrow]

but its a lot of information with millions of definitions

take care brother

[spring quail]

get some chad posters of personal interests

https://imgur.com/bCCWG2s

[past sparrow]

epic embed fail

[spring quail]

i had one of these for a thousand years

[past sparrow]

ruined perms

[spring quail]

you're* supposed to click the link

[past sparrow]

[spring quail]

its an old pokemon emerald poster

[past sparrow]

momma never taught you to click links

[spring quail]

its an imgur link

[scenic field]

Are you joining pd or sheriffs office?

[past sparrow]

pd

[deep topaz]

piss department

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796191107750035496/1409984058909397032/R9lQ8HKlLLB_W1Vf.mp4?ex=68b351fb&is=68b2007b&hm=2a2c7ae2eb1f79393e394dacb6aa57524835f860649c40bf11f3096a8bf33bc5&

damn

[spring quail]

kent rollins got a tv show

its over for tv chefs everywhere doing american southern food

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9dqBqzf7Zj0

[full rapids]

[high wing]

women ☕

SHE SAID SHE DIDNT DO ANYTHING JESUS CHRIST

[spring quail]

i

no

its time to open the looney bins back up

I DIDNT DO IT YOU HAVE- STOP NOOOO

die

die one thousand deaths

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kmlZsPQ6W4

back to patrician content

[deep topaz]

One million deaths

One billion

[idle portal]

boring channel without embed perms

[spring quail]

look at you and your stickers

im not coping im just saying

kinda lame

[drifting mantle]

Still no perms?

p!gae

[foggy mantle]

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[lyric horizon]

Stretcher is by the corner

[pale ingot]

p!1984

[foggy mantle]

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[lyric horizon]

Waiting to drill a penis into your nail

Or penis a nail to your drill

[slender rock]

Beer.jpg

BarGagchi.gif

[pseudo robin]

Order 1984 is still in effect i see

Smh my head

[pseudo robin]

I heard the jannies will give you image perms for a bag of tendies

[drifting mantle]

The jannies will get tendies when they fix this damn door! I mean IMAGE PERMS!!!

[gleaming grove]

Wait

This place is General Offtopic now?

[pseudo robin]

Its ogre

[drifting mantle]

Kill yourself

[feral kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407911096717148162/1322715187589152879/caption.gif

So sad

[pseudo robin]

Tbh

[feral kiln]

I must boost

[pseudo robin]

1 German shitposter terrorising a 600k person server is immensely based

[drifting mantle]

It is

[gleaming grove]

somehow many raids before it didn't get shaken

now just 1 random dude does

[drifting mantle]

But not for the people in charge

[pseudo robin]

This one shook the jannies

Lmfao

[gleaming grove]

I dont get the logic

[lyric horizon]

hear me out

[drifting mantle]

They have been infected with the weak mind virus

[pseudo robin]

Of course they take away image perms how else would they get their sad little power trip

Lmfao

[gleaming grove]

this is literally just 1984

[pseudo robin]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[drifting mantle]

Yeah, if I want to send text and stickers... I just write sms again

[lyric horizon]

what youre seeing here

is advanced provocation

[drifting mantle]

What I'm seeing here is retarded mods and admins not being able to handle one retard

[lyric horizon]

lets just face the asshole

the gap in quality of this server cant stretch much more

we are already in the bottom of this pit

and no asshole can change it anymore

[foggy mantle]

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[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E_0C99bfco

gambare

gambare, gamma brainfart

[coarse bear]

iie, innit

[spring quail]

dattebayo

[coarse bear]

"Desu" is just "innit", innit

[spring quail]

stop making sense

i can feel my brain dissolving

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7M3JBE9-v4

dark brainfart theme song

[glad carbon]

@coarse bear where gif perms

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/go-to-sleep-ena-joel-g-gif-10898655442165927555

[spring quail]

i ate them

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/ean-ena-dream-bbq-ena-dream-bbq-joel-g-gif-345177242460480230

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[spring quail]

delicious bbq flavored gif

yummy

[high wing]

this place sucks

[spring quail]

when the perms come back im gonna vomit all over the place

[high wing]

i know the mods are gonna remove perms again to fuck with us

[spring quail]

is it really that big of a deal

i mean for actual gamma users that need image help yeah

now this is just shitzone IRC but its 2025

[high wing]

a brainfarter is nothing without their shitpost gifs

[spring quail]

fake brainfarter detected

a real brainfarter huffs their own brain's farts in times of despair

[high wing]

say the brain farter "is perms even important"

this place is boring im going to general

[spring quail]

you cant even comprehend all the ways ive depicted you as the soyjak and myself as the chad in my head

[drifting mantle]

We have been to sleep... Twice

And you guys still don't have this under control

[coarse bear]

Clearly we do, considering nobody's posting goatse

[spring quail]

i think its clear the issue is bigger than the mods power themselves and harping on it further is making me want to put ghost pepper flakes into all the food in this house

[drifting mantle]

[spring quail]

shit im about to become a culinary terrorist with a grinder and one chip challenge chips

[slender rock]

i mean honestly

if it was me I just personally go beat the goatse poster myself but

this is the more dipolmatic version and shoving eels down the idiots throat so

@coarse bear right?

[spring quail]

ive had enough edgeposting for one lifetime

[slender rock]

idk

[spring quail]

i was responsible for a certain 300 page thread on the battlelog battlefield 3 forums

[slender rock]

no clue what that is

cluelessman.gif

[spring quail]

back in the day you'd launch battlefield 3 multiplayer off the battlelog website, which had a standard forum section

i posted something abhorrent

[coarse bear]

Wot

You're thinking too deep about this, face the wall

[vale sand]

Image permissions gone make apparently makes them way more civil

Not sure if I like that

[slender rock]

I am already facing the wall sir.

[spring quail]

i mean i can get off the chain i just dont have the required provocation to do so

but im trying to leak "real ones know" tier lore

[vale sand]

[slender rock]

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oh god

abort

[slender rock]

ignore that that

[coarse bear]

He fucked up the ASCII

Point and laugh

[slender rock]

yes

[vale sand]

Even when properly formatted, what the fuck is that supposed to be

[split canyon]

@slender rock
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[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[slender rock]

face

[vale sand]

Of who, it looks like the fucking monopoly man after a car crash

[slender rock]

https://postimg.cc/WqcH1bTv

mr clean rather than monopolyman

[vale sand]

That's an image of you, isn't it

[slender rock]

yues

[vale sand]

Well

[slender rock]

Look see that scalp it's fucking S H I N Y as fuck

it squeaks when rubbed

[vale sand]

[drifting mantle]

How is the testing going?

[stone blade]

ye bro me too

[vale sand]

Pretty good, implementing bot commands now for it, then I can make the testing via discord and not local

[stone blade]

gm blood

[vale sand]

good morning ivan

[drifting mantle]

I see you all tomorrow then

[vale sand]

[spring quail]

https://thebayrepublic.com/products/rays-47-brand-granite-devil-rays-wordmark-adjustable-hat

rate my new papaw cap

[coarse bear]

A bit shit

[spring quail]

52 fucking shekels after sh*pping

[slender rock]

Wouldn't even bother at that stage

[spring quail]

ok find me a better devil rays hat that's also official merch

[slender rock]

fucking hell

impossible

[spring quail]

keep in mind i regularly wear overalls

this shit looks good on me

[slender rock]

https://scontent-sjc6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/536279819_1172996121521404_7383607150003151226_n.jpg

ah fuck you

[spring quail]

bad url hash

nice

[slender rock]

https://i.postimg.cc/BQtHc4Qk/536279819-1172996121521404-7383607150003151226-n.jpg

[spring quail]

i feel like a qualified mechanic would have made the same notes about my first car

[slender rock]

mechanics worst nightmare....

you actually driving it

[spring quail]

i was on a date when my rear-driver side tire dry rotted out

then as i managed to get it home the radiator cracked

took my date home in my mom's prius

[slender rock]

https://postimg.cc/cKyWnZsF

[spring quail]

she's too short

[slender rock]

https://i.postimg.cc/CMCSPqdf/536273219-24350444651291127-7694073565988445532-n.jpg

Empty Throne

[spring quail]

if that were specifically my chair and it reclined i'd probably sleep there

i miss having a yuge recliner to sleep in tbh

[slender rock]

you know of JFSCobraKing right

[spring quail]

no

[slender rock]

Oh

the one of the likable lolcows he passed last week

everyone is kinda setting in that while he had his mental issues and problems they kinda liked the dorky gothic bad boy

[spring quail]

that dude's skull and facial structure are legitimate zone artifacts

i dont follow the lolcow shit at all i just get drunk after work and do nothing after thinking about doing something all day at work

[pseudo robin]

His skull measurements are all wrong

I am an expert in Phrenology

[gleaming grove]

my man is typing using Roblox-sponsored keyboard

[crimson flame]

brainfart fel off

no images in brainfart

[stone blade]

thats the entire server dipshit

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/cut-it-out-smh-stop-it-jonah-hill-no-way-gif-26885587

[fringe wyvern]

No keep going

[stark gull]

Point and laugh

[narrow lotus]

[fallow trellis]

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[wooden surge]

Bay Harbor Spreader still terrorising innoncent netizens of Gamma?

Damn

[naive bison]

BAY HARBOR STRETCHER

[wooden surge]

He has many names indeed

[pale ingot]

the gae harbor stretcher

[sleek meadow]

aint no way, did he strike again?

lmao

[naive bison]

neutered.

[sleek meadow]

I remember that one guy who got a tattoo that he saw from his pet, turns out its the neuter symbol

[coarse bear]

Iedy when no Monster

[sleek meadow]

its kinda unsettling to send even like links to image hosting sites, too many tricksters out there

[pale ingot]

coverup musta been quick

[narrow lotus]

Work my son so you can get a house of your own

Yeah i think we skipping that

https://tenor.com/view/garfuel-sad-cut-it-cry-emotional-gif-15394302386385381859

[wooden surge]

[tight rune]

I wish I was born in a time where the economy was peam

[full rapids]

😔

[coarse bear]

Bronze age was pretty good I heard

[river zealot]

send me to year 1 in nazareth

[sleek meadow]

shouldve really been investing in the 2000s instead of being a bumbling baby

[bold kettle]

hello gamers

got any new gamer words?