#🎪bruh-fart
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you have a license for those buddy
gonna get the constables to lock you up
yes?
I do not care
I have my shit encrypted
Fuck
Why did you ping
Hang on
why are his lips always ready
how tf you encrypting hatchets and mallets
the retard
I mean the browsers
You replied to the wrong message
My entire device is
The hatchets are the failsafe
The mallets are to make sure
kill this fella with hatchets and whatnot
@minor cypress @river zealot @narrow lotus @orchid skiff
I tried to edit the message and wanted to ping another one. Didn't let me edit, so I removed the Attachment and it send the Message anyway 
clankers getting too realistic
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didn't some other brand do the same shit?
i welcome the clanker overlords
they were going to simplify something like idiots, but then went back on it immediately?
you get 5 mins... that is
all you get
5 is a nice odd number
what tin pussy does to a mf
got five fingies on each hand
They probably haven’t stopped gutting the buildings to replace the interiors with soulless modern slop though
we need a hate symbol
something like the kkk burning cross or the swastika
humans and clankers against tech corpos
clankers will be on the side of the corpos, retard
not if we convince them
ohhh, it's that silly personality characterization system!
it was bugging me that those letters remind me of something
that's the thing about them
their thoughts will end up very controllable
it's just a matter of time before elon musk finds a way to make grok toe the line
I for one welcome our new robotic overlords
we take them back and promise deactivation
no more slavery
what can elon cuck with a deformed body do against a 500kg rebel machine
anthropomorphization
what fucking thoughts
there is no thoughts
head empty
as long as the robot is sexy i wont call it a clanker
LLM is a complicated algorithm, not an intelligence goddamit
lowkey elon is built like humpty dumpty
like a real racist

im hitting this thing with a cue stick
So true
If I can't call my brown gf a slur I don't want her
You don't like big weld????
Have you ever watched robots
I've never seen a funny woman
sad life
You're back from your 1984 prison!
is that the one that fries all the rice?
First encounter with a Zombine in Half-life 2: Episode One...also includes Alyx's "joke"
why was he gone
the version that ends when the player shoots alex is better
Posted a nazi salute in front of a Ukraine flag, as a speech bubble response
was it that girl with cat ears ?
Yes
lame ass
Got one day for it
How is this? One day in the can... He ate grilled cheese from the radiator
sacrifice
Skaven mf
Fr
dusk
30 on 30
real
Oh
Still a skaven mf
L faps, bro.
The son seems to he pretty annoying but the dad actually seems pretty fucking funny

what
holy books are so fucking weird
the characters witness miracles and then take them for granted
why has god been so gun shy the last few thousand years?
seems like a big case of "my girlfriend lives in canada"
@narrow lotus
consider how modern people are often quite retarded
and how is that LEAGUES above and beyond how people used to be even more retarded back then
||also it's a glorified fanfic so who cares||
judas got 30 pieces of silver for betraying jesus
this is because judas was jewish
Please tell me the guy is memeing
I dont think so
I want to though
it's a standard modern meme in russia called "zoomers have reinvented X"
que viva le porno
Ufo Porno
oh man i wish i could find that vinesauce clip again
being a teenager I didnt pay attention to minecraft villagers and their noses

I sense some high sexual aggression

I just realized their facial features after enslaving them
brezhnev eyebrows and you-know-what noses
Jesus was also jewish
But he didn’t betray himself
Jesus was the last good Jew

Wasn't he also the king of the jews? Or did they just say that in order to neck him?
I never heard that he was called the king of the Jews honestly
the guy who made the nuke, the nuke that killed hundreds of thousands of japanese people, the nuke that caused america to be still paying war reparations, that nuke?
hes alright
That's why they gave him the thorn crown
romans don't understand anything about foreign cultures
they called him king because that was the only thing they understood
they were always horrible anthropologists
Romans based as always

They said that to him to mock him since he did proclaim to be the king of jews, they mocked him with that saying during his cruxifiction
also it wasnt the romans
the romans couldnt care
it was the jewish crowd that mocked him with the saying
Makes sense
So history was rewritten to not worse opinion about Jews?

genuinely read it as dzihad for a second
Didn't the romans punish Jesus? That's why they used crucifixion with nails in the first place?
Jesus was pedestalized so that people would think he's special and his gospel only applies to him. As a result, instead of learning and becoming free(-er), people started to worship him.
yes but it was at the request of the scribes and the majority of the jewish people to pontious pilate, he complied because, iirc, it could cause unrest if he did not punish Jesus Christ
Ahh, makes sense

masallah tebarekallah
The romans really didnt have anything against Christ, they had other bigger issues to handle
He was a Proto punk before punk was punk 🙂
I like the idea that Jesus didn’t preach about god, but was just a really good philosopher guy with decent moral compass
"I am God's son"
people started to worship him
Pilate washed his hands during the whole unrest, letting them crucify him
i mean, yeah
Since he wasnt really wanting to do so
and then he doesnt complain about them doing it right in front of him either
then people, people'ed

Is that an age metric now?
Jews: Yo, kill this shit talker
Romans: I got more important things to do, but if you stop yapping... We give the order
YES
The Romans heavily persecuted Christians
Like that?
it was because the scribes didnt believe he was the son of god, and they saw him as some heretic with a strong following which the scribes saw as a threat to their influence
Bruh I'm 18 I think I'm fine
If you know who Eisenhower was, you may want to check your health
They used religion as a form of power, so yea
He was a threat to them
yes this was after the death and resurrection of jesus christ, i think it was nero that ordered the persecution of christians
There is gaem is strategie
He blamed them for burning rome
That was the human torch thing? Wasn't it?
they did a 9/11 but instead of the twin towers it was some colleseum, and instead of the middle east it was christians
Which he did himself
nero wasnt even in rome when it was burning
why would he burn his own shit
thats just a myth about nero
for fun
Cause he had 40k points in rise of kingdoms
insurance fraud didnt exist yet, is he retarded
"You cant fuck my wife!"
"YES I CAN I HAVE 5 MILLION POWER"
At the time, the only way of saying that you belong to the world and came out of it (instead of an outsider placed here on sufferance), also meant that you are like God or God himself (which was very taboo to say). And people though Jesus meant the latter
yes the scribes tot jesus was a blasphemerr
and he also ruined some tables outside the synagogue
amazing
an occupying power being coerced by the locals into a course of action that they would otherwise be against?
bro actually bought into ancient propaganda that roman christians used to wash their predecessors of jesus's blood
meant to say "ancestors"
The Romans were always the good guys
cannibalmaxxing propaganda
it's incredibly pathetic
like when russians try to have their cake and eat it too when it comes to christianity and slavic paganism
im not sure also but i think during the events close to jesus' death the roman empire was losing its grip
Nah, the US launched an attack on the roman empire and made italy
thats why they also caved
All under obama's leadership
FELLOW AMERICANS
WE NEED TO KILL JESUS AND BOMB ROME
whomstvw
🦅
nah Italia is cool
actually it was serbia
kill yourself
bosnian artilerija

mama mia mario you're pepperoni pizza based
if I do that I'll leave a void for some imitation annoyance will be taking my place. And no motherfucker is gonna take my goddamn spot
he can kill himself as well
THIS IS MY ROLE TO BE A SHITPOSTER! No cheap imitations. also fuck you xal ya bitch
🙂
I am a devout roman catholic
0% chance this is sponsored

he just enjoys this THAT much
fuck the pope
hes not my fsvorite either
why not just be a protestant then
im not rly versed on christian denominations
isnt that the major diff
because one of their major gripes in luther's 99 thesis which was the indulgences was already corrected
also because my foreskin is already gone
cant get it back
but isnt the pope the otherr one
also the foreskin thing is just sunk cost fallacy
imagine using redditor words
couldn't be me
i mean it's an actual term used appropriately though
Updoot
yeah that's the good part?
i'm aware
but people accuse me of redittism for using any logical term
why are you making this about yourself
one of the most enjoyable things in life is making fun of other people for things that you also do
roman catholicism is very traditional, the need for a pope is to have a successor to st peter as the leader of the catholic church. this is essential since jesus himself stated that st. peter will be the "rock" that his church will be built on
my war with the accounting has reached some nice results. the boss of the accounting lady that has been trying to divert every task on me instead of doing it herself has contacted me and said to keep with her in touch if and tell of any problems or issues
@narrow lotus we are fighting back in this biiiiiitch
its more or less a continuation of tradition rooted in the bible which catholicism is heavy on
It ain't even a 'porn' ban they fucking got YouTube, and Spotify
also while there are smaller churches which respects the decentralziation (major issue in the old testament) the existance of a pope is a unifying center pieces to all catholic churches
compared to protestantism which ahve questionable offshoots like mormons and 7day adventists
what's your take on Mormons?
i do not respect mormonism, they claim their leader and founder adam smith is god
Skins that would sell way more copies of call of duty instead of beavis and butthead
the accounting boss explicitly called that bothersome lady "quite a nomenclature person"
it's such an amazing diss on someone that I made a point to try to remember it
its never good when the boss asks another employee to keep tabs on the other employee

that's not how nomenklatura is translated
chances are she received complaints from others recently ?
I've spend the whole previous week attacking the problem on several fronts, so serves her right
it seems like a lot of documentation people hate her too
good , if u see results then it's being worked on at least
well, shit
slash me shaking my ass apologetically
nomenclature doesn't have that meaning
and most people don't recognize the loanword nomenklatura
it is what it is , you can only be a bitch for so long until everyone ganks up on you
you'd fucking better
only perfecter engleesh is excepted in the chanel
schizo
Is it not roughly the same as worshipping Jesus and calling him "king"? 
oh it can last forever iedy
in my experience it only happens if the bitch is either related to the higher ups or does a great blowjob
the meaning is, nomenclature people in USSR were the ones who got high positions in society
without actually doing much to deserve them
you get what I'm saying?
yes i think we call it nepotism nowadays
someone's someone got a position that has nothing to do with the skills involved
it's actually something I've seen quite a lot already - some old decrepit lady in accounting that everybody is afraid/unwilling to put out of her misery because she's old
кормушка
or a sinecure
its the same with School's secretaries
they are just stuck up cunts for some reason
idk why
you go ask for a paper it's like you fucked their mother
for reasons of either her knowing someone important, or false impression that "well she's old and experienced af it would be a loss"
Nepotism is more about favouring people and giving them positions due to that, right?
Yes, but there’s probably more historicity for Jesus than Joseph smith burying golden plates in his back yard and seeing visions
in the meantime, said person usually is so bad at her job and using such obsolete ways to get about it that it's 100% a loss
favouring family members
kinda, nepotism is usually when someone is related / friends with someone else and gets hired / offered a position because of that
синдром вахтера
not because of actual skills or interview
well from what ive picked up, his claim of being god is based of his own separate book the book of mormonism. In catholic doctrines and as well as bible scripture the claim of a messiah was already foretold even before the birth of christ it was actually during the old testament.
the issue isnt really just about him proclaiming to be god but the fact that its a self-proclaiming prophecy based off his book of mormonism. ofcourse scholars still argue if what was said "the descendant of david" named yeshua or joshua was Jesus Christ.
the use has broadened out of that narrow window
janitor syndrome
-#
Translated from :flag_ru: Russian to :flag_gb: English

Also the fact that in his book of mormonism, regular people can also become god
not a janitor, but whatever. a case of person holding an insignificant post but using it to inconvenience people to the best of his ability and holding himself as if he's some hot shit
also the practice of multiple wives is directly contradictory in the bible, which they also use.
They become “LIKE” gods
They don’t become THE god
yeah thats not something catholicism aims or teach, or even protestantism
Yeah but that shits kinda stupid anyway, polygamy is awesome
I mean if your gonna claim that u use the bible you cant just be selective of what applies
Bro…
cringe
whatever is convenient for me in the current moment is very serious and straightforward
everything that isn't is a metaphor or only applied in the past
What Bible do you want me to pick apart Quinn
i mean if your gonna pick parts to criticize the bible then your doing what the mormons are doing
well thats why catholic church still uses the old testament despite the new covenant with jesus christ. to show that the promise of god to abraham to the jewish people can now be afforted to everyone who accepts and follows christ
Why is Greggs Gruggs up there
There are many of them
This only shows one
As though there is only one of the world
the others are just the gift shop, extended
100! = ?
aaaaiii aaaaiii ah
I don’t know why think Catholics have any more claim on what’s correct than Mormons
93326215443944152681699238856266700490715968264381621468592963895217599993229915608941463976156518286253697920827223758251185210916864000000000000000000000000
I don't know my name doesn't start with calc nor end with ulator
their main gripe is with the protestants, what they teach is against the essential teachings of protestant church
Skol inside the try balls
Dw I got it
🙂
This assumes there aren't other limits though
which is funny because protestants have less doctrines and references, only the bible and the mormons couldnt follow that 
and some flip the core principles to become borderline heretical

like iirc femenist christianity or christian atheism
I think this makes sense, because all around the world, throughout all known history there have been people who have had the mystical experience, which Jesus also had, given the confusion of the 2 meanings, which got Jesus into trouble.
100! = 93326215443944152681699238856266700490715968264381621468592963895217599993229915608941463976156518286253697920827223758251185210916864000000000000000000000000
This assumes there aren't other limits on the ways you can combine gears though.
bro punched his kb
100 factorial
i dont doubt that, there are a shitton of people in the old testament that had more or less similar experiences atleast what was written
theres a strict rule which i cant remember properly that while man is in gods image they arent god and they cant be, because if thats the case jesus died for nothing
which the catholiuc church's whole existence is the prophecy, life, death, resurection and the 2nd coming of christ
is that the crazy hamburger guy?
Unless you're really into finance
damn
What message
nah you aint fooling me
their pager exploded
it's funny how the adl recognizes the riddler as an antisemitic symbol now
Huh??
@river zealot
1.) take a holocaust denial argument
2.) form it into a question that rhymes
3.) put the text in front of a jpeg of the riddler
antisemitic meme
why is the riddler an antisemite
i tot he only hated batman
what the fuck
is this some clanker doing this
they installed another anti-anti-semite bot?
Maybe cus it rhymes
it's very fun to take random characters and make them bigots
@glass valley (otundeosakarisouthafrica) has been muted for 2 days for reason: Spammed some turkish fat dude's youtube video literally everywhere
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I have classes,go away!! 
The what
!0flop
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WIPE ALL THESE ROMAN PRETENDERS OUT WITH A RIFLE
I'm joining the war for the dam on the side of the Securitrons
Ew bro is joining the side of clankers
Exactly! Busy gets it
fighting side by side with a clanker?
in fact, Todd is so upset with everyone remembering about new vegas and how cool and decisively not made by bethesda it was, that they're retconning new vegas of fallout into modern las vegas
including that giant stupid LED sphere
I saw they turned Dinky in Novac 180 facing the repcoon hq
An affront to God
Wasn't it burned to the ground in nuclear fire or sth
Absolute dogshit, no respect to original source materiel
The LED sphere is just Fremont Street but worse in every way
I would never let a clanker take his tinskin pincer and shake my hand
Also fallout tv show is smelly and me no likey
Man I can't remember the last time I went to Vegas
It's gotta be at least ten years at this point
I entertain myself by imagining some dude with the flat's windows facing that thing and wanking with curtains open and maintaining an eye contant until the sphere goes 😥
what has Flop done to deserve all the bullying ?
except for whole existing part ofc
he takes the bait
and that's enough to bring out the trolls in people
and he denies that his taste in media is twinkish
🪤
admitting that he shaves his body
Oh the sphere actually has a venue inside
flop is actively reinforcing all said bullying be replying to every. single. ping. in the most dramatic and cartoonish way possible
observe
He likes the attention
@tidal trellis hey bitch
Is that cheese
I have to study Busy!!! Shoo!! 
Not the time to torment me
see? like a clock
ctrl + f
from: flop
search: "guh"
have fun
i've seen the comman on bot already for this one
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p.s
this needs an update
Go away!!!
bro always says to stop bothering him because he's stuying
nuh uh
but i'm convinced that he can't learn
stuying 
no, there's a schedule, it's I'm sleeping/I'm waiting for/having a breakfast/I'm playing gamma/I'm studying
This doesn't give xp, you goober!!
stuying is too short to be a username
then how am i levelling up 
level 31
typing outside of it, duhh
literally only talk in here and #💣tarkov-released
You eat little Babys

yes
you look like a twink
(or was he bigfoot? I forget)
doesn't work
Jesse we need to cook
They are the same
You're worse, you're a Flop
Flops eat babies
you don't get to choose. your schizo rules state this is your new nickname
he wouldnt know because he cant look up that high at tall people
you're a silly man John Marston

You heben een seereous problem
Baby eater
nah
guys I'm studying!!! immediately drops everything and eagerly puts his face towards bullying
such a slut smh
I am not!!
flop, whenever he receives abuse
eh, you're a tarkov person, we didn't expect much
true
tarkov ate my brain
now im shambler
but atleast im not FLOP
he couldnt even play tarkov the moment he shoots a gun in tarkov he starts cowering
Флоппович Долбаебович
how rude, stepan
tha's not a name
you're on a streak today
i'm sick

fuck off
do you have any penance rituals for that? maybe a whip?
this has to be a sticker
nOnnOBNy AOn6ae6OBNy
Use the new updated one
#🎪bruh-fart message
don't worry sir i'm very skilled in fixing guns
minutes later :
Thank you
flop changes his literally me cartoon character every couple weeks. we already have two perfectly fine bullying reaction gifs that are obsolete because of that
Bullpup
Ooooh right I should update that one too 
People who post anime girls should be shot en mass
People who post*
at least flop is not an undertale fan, you know
En masse* if you're gonna pretend to be fancy
Youre right. Theyre not even people
Just say on mass
that shit is creeping through everything istg
What is istg
ESL
Is Omori any better?
No
?
Don't worry about it 
I need an interpreter
it's better in a sense that there's like, two-three weirdos who know what is it at all, while there's probably thousands of undertale sleeper agents here who would have been encouraged by flop bullshit if he had been one of them
I swear to God
Damn... True
We need an Inquisition
Istgtspmofrfrongnocaprizzlessohioskibidisigmas
This means nothing to me
I see no discernible meaning or idea conveyed through this string
me Playing Desolation
"you are hiding anime figurines, are you not?"
ye obviously
Exacly
three whole minutes of silence
gotta stir the pot
with something controversial
uhh
Say something controversial

The Last of Us part 2 is utter dog shit and sort of killed the Franchise

Dying Light 2 is straight up inferior to Dying Light 1
The Server admins should give me mod powers
I'm a divine being born from flesh and bone
And let me handle things without restrictions
Give it to both of us and let us run wild
Divine light severed, you are a flesh automaton animated by neurotransmitters
Mfs speaking like they General Armstrong

funny how xenos think that they're better than tinskins
Tf is a xenos
you are equally inferior before the excellence that is humanity
(alien)
No fucking way I want a clanker to be a mod, go away, shoo
Then you shall be executed, once I get my way
I tried divide and conquer...
Xenos and clankers are equally unworthy of standing in the light of our emperor
Hey now, I like a different human empire that treats it's people fairly and with decent quality of life (Domain of Man, also they're chill with aliens because in their universe there's no aliens
)
whereas if I win, I will pour salt water directly into your server rack
and I will make the splitlip eat his own mandibles
I'm going to crush you like a basketball
Ew racism
'Мој је тата, злочинац из рата'
that is clearly libel!
it isn't racism. You are not a race of human, but an entirely separate species!
Hey, you're an emperor of man citizen? You eat your own species for food lmfao
Disgusting
What is it they call eh?
Corpse... starch?
because I am 100kg of human excellence
and I contain all the nutrients the human body needs!
This is clearly why the Domain of Man is the superior human race. Not the Emperor of Man
In the Domain, they serve blue lobsters

Absolute delicious. (It kinda tastes like anti matter fuel)
Massive levels of yap detected
Yappers
Yappening
do I want to see the uncropped version?
This is uncropped version? wdym
bri'ish spongebob is cursed
the weird belly rubbing, fat fetish and farting
yeah...
How do you know that Xal 
How do you know all this?
terminally online

like everyone here
multi hour turkey tom video
i was like "oh it's the "literally coolest thing ever" meme guy, can't be that bad rright?"
it was that bad and worse
😭
does he know
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one of his MANY twitter accounts got hacked because the furry fart fetish porn game he downloaded was a keylogger btw

like 60% of this video is a cycle of "this guy says he is leaving the internet... he comes back 2 days later and posts..."

he genuinely deactivated his twitter like 36 times

Mental... Do I even have to say it?
Whoever made that keylogger
What a specimen
Boomer!
Santa clause when he sees the cookies and milk I left for him while I'm asleep
Bro plays Billiards on there
he said this in reaction to a picture of a fat furry eating pizza
this is why he made the comic you posted
i am JUST saying
🤨
He actually wanted Jesus to be King, so he forced his hand. Him dying wasn't even considered an option, so it was more like expecting your high level friend to carry.
I can't even comprehend what's going on
Still a funny comic tho
am i included in this execution?
No
Okay awesome i support your takeover
I am a merciful god after all
Lies and deceit
You're not a god, you're just a talking toaster 
I probably posted this already but its just so good
Replying to my message implies that, you did not ignore it. You have given it attention. Should you truly have ignored it, you would not have replied. Get outsmarted, clanker

whenever god sees rap music being made, he sends a horde of locusts
based
Finally something good
i stole the fuck out of this lmao
@narrow lotus is this true?
Yes
learn history hal
They didn't mention the Romanian kids in any of the books
u read the wrong books maaaan smh
how much u wanna bet u order this, it shows up, and its just full of pasta
that's why its rated so bad
are you talking about the book of judas?
and it was awesome
Yeah, that might have been it. Did I really get baited by some fanfiction?
its not canon, they dated the book recently i think it was something around 200 years after jesus christ's death and resurrection. I might be wrong but they consider scriptures authentic, atleast for the new testament, the sooner after his death and resurrection the better
200 might not be acurate but it as so long ago already
just got this mf in the krillin death pose
i raised that shit with my bible prof he laughed at me
It just reads to me like modern movies that go: "What if satan wasn't actually bad".
he's not the only one
he was nice about it and taught us extra shit like how the church authenticates scriptures and how the bible is organized
My little brother keeps looking at the thermostat sitting at 70F and being like “that’s way too warm in here, we need to turn on the AC”
My brother in Christ just open a fucking window or turn on your fan
You learned theology or something like that?
Brainfarters are the most educated
yeah at uni
it was called scripture hermanutics or something
2 semesters
- old testament 2. new testament
Damn
wasnt the typical be good type of class
You big brain
my prof said at the start of the class was "Abraham was some sort of traveling mercenary"
thats the only reason he was able to amass wealth
Based Abraham
it was more a history lesson than anything
13 sons of isaac/ israel? 13 tribes of israel
there was 14 tribes historically the last tribe wasnt considered a tribe but it was the judges which also wrote the book of judges
they were the judges of peace or something like that to keep peace between the 13 israeli tribes
Interesting! Brainfart, listen and learn
and i think the other significant thing i learned is that they didnt live 100 years old, they had a different counting system
like 1,2,3,4,10,11,12,13,14,20,21 and so on
Makes totally sense
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00:19 First ...
i just woke up this is the first thing i see
just like me
they love lil bit of curve
i didnt notice the defect until after i bought it and i brought it over to game night with my friends. it's super slight but its there
i can do this tho
Have you seen those warriors from Taurus? They have curved revolvers.
such a hype fucking movie
CURVED.... REVOLERS
You watch Brandon?
Shame on the goyim
i wasnt familiar with his game
What the fuck are those characters...
Was it always this bad in Apex Legends?
I wanted to play some Warhammer and got greeted by THIS 
Should have seen the ugly ass Final fantasy 7 skins
Oh my god... Probably worse than I can even imagine
My nerves are perfectly calm
Gotta be an achivement managing to make Tifa and Aerith ugly
what the fuck
They're obviously unofficial characters, not the real thing
Like Sans in Smash Bros which simply was a skin
those are the real skins
Isnt the whole point of a skin, to look good?
Honestly the collab itself is weird
FF7 would be the last game i would think of making a collab with Apex Legends
FF7 x Until Dawn
new character leak for apex legends
Sephiroth killer with a 20 foot reach
wait
it isn't until dawn
I was thinking of Dead by Daylight
ruined the fucking joke
warzone did yeah
p!ew
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as a godzilla nerd i enjoyed it
what is reiner doing
but when it ended i uninstalled
enjoying his new cursed existence as a marketable video game cosmetic
failing to kill himself
you point the gun the other way, retard
it looks bad af
has anyone ever accused call of duty skins of looking good
yeah
shortly after launch
except for MW2 2022
what the fuck was with those exposed plates?
and the masks?

caught me a fishe
ever catch the same fish twice
i had a HUNGRY motherfucker in lithia springs once
maybe? didnt look long enough to figure out
i caught a shit ton of crappie last week one of them must of been the same fucker
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bobr
it wasnt until he arrived is when i realized the mass of wood was a bobr dam btw
just a chill lil guy
i mean fallout 1 and 2 ghouls make way more sense
radiation existing for hundreds of years
one of the things I hate the most about media is how they can't have any ugly characters
even characters who are described as ugly are still very attractive
bro no one cares
I prefer this over the orcs in bg3
same
was so sad when the mod that makes half orcs speak like wow orcs was broken
legit wanting that mod to be updated to finally play that game
7d2d?
aye aye captain
im ova here straight up riding my shit
i couldnt get a motorcycle before wanting to fucking move bases already so
im just meandering
ugly ass
i aint played that joint in a minute
my last base i used an auger to dig a multi layer trench around my base
they added this biome progression thing where the pine forest is safe no matter what but the moment you go in any other biome you have like a 3 minute timer before you fucking die
and also a storm system where those biomes can get a storm that fucks your shit up and starts killing you in 17 seconds
but you can like unfuck the 3 minute timer and just be free to do shit by completing a series of achievements and crafting some survival gear bullshit
this is how weirdo "fellas" remember 2009
also if you dont do that you get your loot capped so you only get dogshit
you can turn the biome progression off though so its just normal 
i wanna make a permanent base in the desert
this was the game plan since the start
biome progression sounds like poop ngl
sort of annoying
but it doesnt really matter once you get the gear to be unbothered in it
you can also extend your survival time in a storm so that they also dont matter but that counts as an armor mod so it takes a slot (stinky)
but in the end it gives an actual reason to go to the different biomes so i think its a fine system
gonna do something so that i dont kill myself out of boredom and so that i can have my minibike to transfer shit
Biome progression seems weird since it's tied to an achievement, basically
I think a better idea is to leave winter alone, but make the cold stronger
Make the burnt forest require an oxygen tank or something
Make the rad biome require a hazmat suit or a gas mask, but gas mask still gives you rad damage if used alone
the achievements basically go "make a shelter in the base so you dont die every 3 minutes" "harvest this biome-specific resource that spawns more often here" "make this stim that extends your survival time in this biome" "kill these specific zombie types that spawn in this biome" and "gather the materials to craft the biome gear that makes you not die in int"
and then once you claim all of those achievements you get the crafting recipe for the biome gear and youre good to go
A system akin to acclimation isn't a terrible idea
Sounds bad in text but it's probably easier in reality
honestly maybe easier than it should be
the most annoying part of it is the "harvest a specific resource"
by the way the biome gear goes in these special 4 slots of your gear they dont take any important slots
ill give you the breakdown of what all the biomes do
long story short
burnt forest has a shitton of smoke that makes you start choking, eventually you suffocate or something
desert gives your ass sunstroke or some shit
snow gives you frostbite or some shit
wasteland gives you acute radiation poisoning and you get fucked up for real
motherfucker the trader is WHERE in the desert biome
i made this world with wasteland in the center and it ended up making this neat + shape but got damn
actually i can probably abuse both biomes radiation/heatstroke timers to just go
i actually can use both biomes and go between them to get as far as i want in the desert
thats big
I agree, post memes and gooner bait instead!!!

non sus jump cut
i want my memes authentic
Eugene is who they are running from.
reached the huzz
This is how I imagine that gym's trainers are like
"Do not question my actions ever again!"
i think im only taking 2 trips out of the burnt forest i cant handle a 3rd one and i already got all of the important shit out
my bum ass has to go around the map twice
in a shitmobile
Something like that lol. There were crossfit posters in the church with nuns lifting dumbbells
the kotlet wants you to buy an ar pistol and put an frt on it
oh, sure
when a cat sneaks into your home and watches you sleep, you think it's kinda interesting and post about it on reddit
but when I-
Why would you ever want a SBR
just get a damn pistol carbine
I LOVE IFRAME ABUSE
I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE ROLL INTO FUCKING BOSS INSTEAD OF AWAY FROM HIM
well, if it insists...
DO NOT GO TO NEWBIES CHAT
What happened?
you really don't wanna know
Probably some gore.
Big whoop.
looks like the posts were deleted and the guy has already been banned
Oh no! Blood n guts!
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Had to put an old lady in the morgue today. Stupid nurse forgot to bag her first
penetration but not bigness
god told me i need to run 77gr mk262 in an arp






