π€ π€ π€
#πͺbruh-fart
grizzled meadow
https://tenor.com/view/kathlol-speed-ishowspeed-speed-laugh-ishowspeed-laugh-gif-3259526663984568833
solar breach
Allow me to make it simpler.
Dumbass fat bitch is out of shape and needs to hit the fucking gym
deep topaz
Edgar cut is banned
grizzled meadow
Dumbass fat bitch is out of shape and needs to hit the fucking gym
π€ π€ π€
spring quail
Edgar cut is banned
"el salvador"
grizzled meadow
spring quail
this does nothing for me
drifting mantle
Are you not the king?
primal rapids
Dumbass fat bitch is out of shape and needs to hit the fucking gym
If I had a nickel for every land whale that came in my store and got a diet soda I would never need a raise. I donβt think it works like they think it does.
Or incredibly sugary coffee
spring quail
if you don't like or can't drink normal black coffee you should be taken out into the street and made an example of
solar breach
If I had a nickel for every land whale that came in my store and got a diet soda...
you would think aspartame is basically just nicotine atp
grizzled meadow
Are you not the king?
Even the king has his limits
solar breach
if you don't like or can't drink normal black coffee you should be taken out int...
its my goto when i rarely drink coffee but if im getting like
a danish or bagel
ill usually get something a bit sweeter like a caramel espresso
drifting mantle
The King can change the limits, thats what makes him the king
primal rapids
The king is a king, not a god
spring quail
ill usually get something a bit sweeter like a caramel espresso
dark ass blend or espresso with lavender flavor syrup. there's no way back.
grizzled meadow
The king is a king, not a god
digital quartz
If I had a nickel for every land whale that came in my store and got a diet soda...
zero calories are zero calories
visual stirrup
i'm just now noticing that he also has a soviet army belt
it is always interesting in soviet movies when male characters wear army belts and boots
grizzled meadow
The king is a king, not a god
deep topaz
Soyjack
spring quail
become superman retard
grizzled meadow
Anime pic, nuff said
drifting mantle
grizzled meadow
Can I get 50 true
spring quail
no rebutt detected
drifting mantle
x 50
deep topaz
Can I get 50 true
grizzled meadow
<:true:1063523689775239319> x 50
grizzled meadow
me looking up at the superbitches
Respectfully
grizzled meadow
La creatura 50
wooden surge
spring quail
Respectfully
of course, i fell over and they're there to help me up
grizzled meadow
Don't you ever send me this
primal rapids
of course, i fell over and they're there to help me up
But did you drop your spaghetti
digital quartz
of course, i fell over and they're there to help me up
3 of them just to get you up?
damn
deep topaz
I was gonna send this guy doing the star wars theme yesterday but I thought I'd fly too close to the sun
spring quail
But did you drop your spaghetti
no. superwoman brought me to her fortress of solitude and made spaghetti for me
wooden surge
I was gonna send this guy doing the star wars theme yesterday but I thought I'd ...
What's wrong with that
grizzled meadow
But did you drop your spaghetti
Haven't heard this one in years
wooden surge
Don't you ever send me this
But sir, I already did
primal rapids
no. superwoman brought me to her fortress of solitude and made spaghetti for me
You fool, you should only be eating momβs spaghetti
digital quartz
Haven't heard this one in years
I thought that would be a common phrase in Italy
grizzled meadow
I thought that would be a common phrase in Italy
Spaghetti falling out my pockets? 
digital quartz
Spaghetti falling out my pockets? <:kekl:1028025674688102441>
yeah like a bad thing happening
"did the spaghetti drop?"
spring quail
do i dare make the trek to get a cheap pizza in the middle of rush hour traffic
grizzled meadow
"did the spaghetti drop?"
Nah that's only a 4chan thing
deep topaz
grizzled meadow
do i dare make the trek to get a cheap pizza in the middle of rush hour traffic
Is the pizza worth
solar breach
GLORIOUS KING ASSRIPPER
digital quartz
I think its funnier if it were a common phrase in Italy so I choose to believe it is
spring quail
Is the pizza worth
its a dominoes coupon and its tasty and i have points for a free drink. i dont wanna cook.
pale ingot
MY GOAT
grizzled meadow
its a dominoes coupon and its tasty and i have points for a free drink. i dont w...
What are you waiting for
deep topaz
spring quail
What are you waiting for
my brain to say "yeah no fuck it"
pale ingot
https://tenor.com/view/slobking-king-ass-ripper-kingassripper-booty-twerk-funny-...
the worm:
grizzled meadow
my brain to say "yeah no fuck it"
Don't let your dreams be dreams
digital quartz
just do it
pale ingot
https://tenor.com/view/pokimane-thicc-fans-gif-20588518
the gluttonous beast:
deep topaz
fringe wyvern
You have the worst gifs
drifting mantle
https://tenor.com/view/slobking-king-ass-ripper-kingassripper-booty-twerk-funny-...
What the fuck
spring quail
"son"
deep topaz
Jotchua Tomar
spring quail
alright im on pizza timing ill be back later
deep topaz
https://tenor.com/view/thunder-mean-nice-i-don't-know-who-you-are-zach-hadel-gif-3977331416628469416
deep topaz
drifting mantle
Car driving by my Apartment, blasting arabic music which I can hear perfectly, while my windows are closed.
I love this cultural enrichment, very cool and I'm glad to have witnessed such cool music in such high quality
visual stirrup
https://tenor.com/view/hail-to-the-chief-cory-cory-beck-oneyplays-oneyng-gif-122...
first order of business
using presidential power to force sega to make a good sonic game
wooden surge
grizzled meadow
https://tenor.com/view/hail-to-the-chief-cory-cory-beck-oneyplays-oneyng-gif-122...
Who is this dude
deep topaz
100 million times true
deep topaz
Who is this dude
Corey from oneyplays
visual stirrup
Who is this dude
cory spazkid
smut artist
retard
associate of christ o'neil from oneyplays
grizzled meadow
cory spazkid
smut artist
retard
associate of christ o'neil from oneyplays
Smut stands for what in this case
visual stirrup
Smut stands for what in this case
did you forget the english language some time in the last week?
orchid skiff
grizzled meadow
did you forget the english language some time in the last week?
I was about to say what I meant bastard
Discordia frfr
grizzled meadow
https://tenor.com/view/jane-doe-zenless-zone-zero-zzz-punchline-joke-gif-9089973...
True + would
wooden surge
drifting mantle
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/739220534574973102/1286090153336508458/ra...
Watch them devoure themselfs, once they get rich for eating all the rich
drifting mantle
drifting mantle
What about spiders?
sage pond
I've see this one earlier, they look cool
pale ingot
hi twink @tidal trellis
split canyonBOT
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tidal trellis
hi twink <@695977198649081857>
Go away!!! 
paper schooner
https://tenor.com/view/jane-doe-zenless-zone-zero-zzz-punchline-joke-gif-9089973...
,orn
worldly gate
paper schooner
<:jokerge:1187889527176564906> ,orn
P 
RN
thick wadi
man what the hell
deep topaz
spring quail
https://tenor.com/view/tales-of-zestiria-toz-tales-of-series-edna-step-on-me-gif...
i just i 6/8ths of a large pizza
damn im so full i cant spell ate
pale ingot
demoman is the type of guy who would have a hand to magically turn radiantly fucking bright and yellow whenever he flips someone off
considering his eye keeps getting possessed and evil
deep topaz
spring quail
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697231914397859893/1409605860048507000/94...
golshi supremacy
spring quail
all of them are good
you're right
but maintaining the big uma agenda is my top priority
and i only have big golshi at the moment
slender rock
That bed frame sucks total shit
spring quail
and big sirius
deep topaz
I'll be honest, I like sleeping on a mattress on the floor just as much as with a bedframe
makes almost no difference to me
pale ingot
but maintaining the big uma agenda is my top priority
fuck you bitch we on some NICE NATURE type shit
spring quail
fuck you bitch we on some NICE NATURE type shit
pale ingot
https://tenor.com/view/weave-dodge-fight-fighting-weaving-gif-25366275
Xx__unkillableawesomeguyverycoolandevil__xX: dodges
hoe ass
spring quail
Xx__unkillableawesomeguyverycoolandevil__xX: dodges
narrow lotus
no clue
visual stirrup
we gooning here or what
spring quail
!futahip
deep topaz
primal kiln
worldly gate
spring quail
there's a tall rat lady for all of us
don't stop believing
hold on to that feeling
vast wren
hello
vast wren
ye
worldly gate
stoic girder
stoic girder
toxic nostalgia cope
Nostalgia is just your soul realizing shit is fucked.
spring quail
Nostalgia is just your soul realizing shit is fucked.
idle veldt
WRONG
vast wren
just wear yesteryear's fashions and normgroids melt down
true
I still wear dresses from the 1790s sometimes and my husband gives me wierd looks
hot solstice
1790s
victorian corsets and ball gowns??
hot solstice
suspenders are peak
vast wren
>1790s
victorian corsets and ball gowns??
not clothes of the clergy/ nobility
hot solstice
putting on my thin cotton trousers and ploughing my field with my 2 oxen type shit
i respect it
narrow sorrel
1790s peasantwear? 
spring quail
first time i wore my overalls to work this fit milf put her hands on my straps
vast wren
1790s peasantwear? <:omegakekw:1016121110372306944>
ye
the common dresses the majority wore during the revolution
narrow sorrel
Stella
attend
1 - enfants
Ca n'Γ©tait pas des jumeaux ?
vast wren
what the fuck
idle veldt
Guh
narrow sorrel
guh?
fading portal
pale ingot
holy shit is napoleon back @vast wren
vast wren
holy shit is napoleon back <@1408645952876712129>
no
vast wren
has the french revolution happened again
no not really
solar breach
Ew a frenchie
pale ingot
no not really
then why the fuck are you back
solar breach
Make yourself useful and smuggle me some FAMAS F1s, a G2 for personal use, and an mr37 to me thanks.
vast wren
then why the fuck are you back
my account is safe enough to start a discord account again
vast wren
Make yourself useful and smuggle me some FAMAS F1s, a G2 for personal use, and a...
thats already impossible for me as a citizen but I'm also schizophrenic, just really lowers my chances tenfold
solar breach
Lame
storm stream
thats already impossible for me as a citizen but I'm also schizophrenic, just re...
why do you say schizophrenic?
vast wren
why do you say schizophrenic?
paranoid shizophrenia, hearing shit that isnt there
storm stream
paranoid shizophrenia, hearing shit that isnt there
what kinda shit?
vast wren
what kinda shit?
Incoherent shit most of the time, whisperings "pshpshpshpshpshpsh" something along the lines of this
and random screaming
idle veldt
Based me too
solar breach
and random screaming
Wife material
spring quail
i get wack auditory hallucinations when im super tired but that's probably not schizophrenia
vast wren
Wife material
someone already "wifed me up" or whatever they say, too late man
spring quail
like ill hear someone yell something incoherent or a car horn when im trying to sleep
solar breach
someone already "wifed me up" or whatever they say, too late man
Damn
hot solstice
ambient noise from the ac in the other room sounds like a conversation for me, that shit is unsettling when I forget it's going
arctic pawn
vast wren
i get wack auditory hallucinations when im super tired but that's probably not s...
thats probably sleep deprevation
imagine that, but constantly
even when you're well rested, its still there
arctic pawn
one other factor
quantity is not the same as quality
you can have 12 hours of bad quality sleeping
and still be tired af
pale ingot
wait we have an authentic paranoid schizophrenic in the chat now? and she's french? incomprehensible
vast wren
its even worse when the random phrases make sense, to me atleast
pale ingot
its even worse when the random phrases make sense, to me atleast
"oooo you wanna get drunk and go driving oooo"
vast wren
"oooo you wanna get drunk and go driving oooo"
no, its something along the line of, for example, I remember this vivibly when I encountered a blacked out suv, the guy rolled down his window, guy had glasses on, signaled me to pass, I was told to step on it, its the feds
constantly
primal kayak
Damn, how rarely does it occur?
solar breach
I've hallucinated before
Nothing major in a long time
No sleep paralysis in a long time
But sometimes when I close my eyes to go to sleep there's a bright white flash like my optic nerves just exploded
spring quail
i get semi-normally occuring snowflake shapes of color now but i attribute that to my drinking
spring quail
like id be playing stalker or something and wow there's a cyan blue snowflake for a split second or even at work
vast wren
MF IT DID A RESET AGAIN
WHAT the FUCK IS GOING ON DISCORD
I hope worms crawl in your skin whoever tweaked with the discord servers
solar breach
I hope worms crawl in your skin whoever tweaked with the discord servers
Discord devs try not to literally break everything challenge
vast wren
Discord devs try not to literally break everything challenge
I hope bloodworms make their way into their veins
solar breach
Me too
Oh... that's evidence... evidence of an official discord moderator admitting to engaging in besitality with his dog....
vast wren
Oh... that's evidence... evidence of an official discord moderator admitting to ...
his
?
I thought only white women engage in that shit
solar breach
I thought only white women engage in that shit
The majority yeah
vast wren
fuckin shane dawson over here with his dog
steady eagle
storm stream
The closest thing to 'seeing shit' that happened to me was:
I was cycling at night on a road along a cemetery, I think I saw a human figure going down a hill ahead and away from me. When I got to the apex of the hill and past it, I couldn't see any person anywhere.
Spoopy, but idek if I really did see a human figure or just an illusion from trees in the distance
vast wren
The closest thing to 'seeing shit' that happened to me was:
I was cycling at ni...
make that into r/ two sentence horror
and you'll have a quality post on there
grizzled meadow
<@237635783249494016>
Yes I know
storm stream
make that into r/ two sentence horror
Nah. "I saw a person, but they weren't there" is a boring clichΓ© at this point
Not to mention, fuck reddit
spring quail
Yes I know
grizzled meadow
https://tenor.com/view/donald-duck-sleepy-bed-tired-good-night-gif-4614418
Literally me
storm stream
Literally me
Broo SAME
solar breach
My most vivid sleep paralysis episode was involving post hurricane months of sleeping st my grandmother's and seeing a shadowy blob figure outside the window and couldn't take my eyes away from it
vast wren
Nah. "I saw a person, but they weren't there" is a boring clichΓ© at this point
make it a "you cant park there" joke
vast wren
My most vivid sleep paralysis episode was involving post hurricane months of sle...
did it get in
solar breach
make it a "you cant park there" joke
I told a stranded car deep on a rural road in Kentucky that they couldn't park there....
I was then shot 17 times.
solar breach
did it get in
Nope it just watched
vast wren
I told a stranded car deep on a rural road in Kentucky that they couldn't park t...
peak
vast wren
Nope it just watched
voyeurism
solar breach
Lmao
vast wren
your demons
bro likes watching poeple sleep
solar breach
Johnny the Window Peeper
hot solstice
no noises
bro was jorkin it dry
solar breach
>no noises
bro was jorkin it dry
Do yall not 
Maybe we were in a silent jack off with each other with our locked eyes it's hard to say
vast wren
>no noises
bro was jorkin it dry
its theoretically possible
I did it with my husband under the table before
no one heard a thing
storm stream
My most vivid sleep paralysis episode was involving post hurricane months of sle...
I've had something similar. I was at my grandparents place but I don't think I saw anything abnormal and I felt observed, frozen with fear
vast wren
I told him "just lock in, no one'll tell the difference"
solar breach
I did it with my husband under the table before
Wild
Stop you are gonna make me sad before designated sad times
vast wren
my bad g
solar breach
You didn't have to delete it that was a (half) joke
storm stream
I told him "just lock in, no one'll tell the difference"
They just chose to ignore it because it'd be too awkward to bring it up
solar breach
I am an unlovable stone cold incel chud....
vast wren
They just chose to ignore it because it'd be too awkward to bring it up
it was a gathering between friends, there was music playing
solar breach
They just chose to ignore it because it'd be too awkward to bring it up
I hope my dad would be proud
Under the table footjob π
"I won Dad!" I would say in triumph
vast wren
I shit you not, skrillex was playing while it was happening
the bass drop of bangarang and my husband just absolutely locked in
worldly gate
storm stream
the bass drop of bangarang and my husband just absolutely locked in
I just can't imagine this trick actually working. I think people do notice but just tank it
Idk
vast wren
I just can't imagine this trick actually working. I think people do notice but j...
I think they did
They avoided eye contact
solar breach
storm stream
There ya go
worldly gate
grim sparrow
15 pounds?
arctic pawn
idle veldt
Dry jerking kinda goes crazy
deep topaz
arctic pawn
Dry jerking kinda goes crazy
deep topaz
idle veldt
Tag yourself im the left one
deep topaz
There were like 6 deer in my yard
spring quail
whole lotta dinner
arctic pawn
Tag yourself im the left one
lmao
fluid heron
viktor needs to do sum about this
vast wren
Welcome back
short answer, google account password got leaked, fucked any thing the account is linked to
had to restart
vast wren
Dry jerking kinda goes crazy
atleast bro experienced a handy under the table
it takes a considerable amount of time to look anyone in the room in the eye after that
idle veldt
I could stone face a situation like that
fluid heron
i only jack it dry
spring quail
i only jack dry but i had an ex grab my dick like it was gonna run and she didnt even spit on it
the PAIN
fluid heron
i know how to jacky myself off dry
fluid heron
you have to unlock dry jacking in the tech tree
spring quail
i unlocked dry jacking in 5th grade
what occured in the message i sent was beyond that
vast wren
i only jack dry but i had an ex grab my dick like it was gonna run and she didnt...
did it grip
spring quail
did it grip
vast wren
dont give me that, did it?
vast wren
this is how she grabbed my dick
retard grip huh
spring quail
i didnt wanna relive that but you made me do it
vast wren
anyway
spring quail
vast wren
I could stone face a situation like that
sure you could
fluid heron
but dry
vast wren
Crazy style
nah, crazy dry style
fluid epoch
Vicious dry style
spring quail
some like it hot
vast wren
I know its like a white poeple thing but that much spice
vast wren
actually searching for and then posting this video here made me a little sick
chocolate chip burger?
good god
wise stirrup
You okay, hip?
vast wren
You okay, hip?
squat
river zealot
short answer, google account password got leaked, fucked any thing the account ...
Not suprised
marble tinsel
river zealot
I know its like a white poeple thing but that much spice
Never enough spice
stoic girder
deep topaz
woman called her rapist a pig, was jailed for over a year
spring quail
why fix what aint broke
stoic girder
woman called her rapist a pig, was jailed for over a year
I thought this was about the 14 year old girl in the UK who brought out an axe and a knife to defend herself.
stoic girder
deep topaz
I thought this was about the 14 year old girl in the UK who brought out an axe a...
separate incident
stoic girder
solar breach
god i love ragebaiting retarded deltarune fans on tf2
pale ingot
god i love ragebaiting retarded deltarune fans on tf2
if they're on tf2 getting ragebaited they deserve it
keep doing god's work
solar breach
literally just threaten whatever fictional character they have in their pfp
its amazing
especially ralsei retards
stoic girder
if they're on tf2 getting ragebaited they deserve it
stoic girder
separate incident
deep topaz
took the first 4 stabs no problem
pale ingot
literally just threaten whatever fictional character they have in their pfp
snowflake on tf2 is cinema
some like 5 years ago you couldnt find someone that easily baitable
river zealot
@narrow lotus @naive bison
vast wren
hello
deep topaz
greetings stellar
solar breach
fake, if he drank bonk he wouldve been able to dodge it
spring quail
high wing
spring quail
deep topaz
this typa shit made the early 2000s great
prime zenith
I did it with my husband under the table before
deep topaz
quicky with schizo wife under the table
prime zenith
jarvis make me talk to women first
glad carbon
hi @vast wren
vast wren
greetings stellar
I call sex interstellar
spring quail
is it because you attach yourself to the ceiling fan and your husband has to match rotation to engage
deep topaz
I call sex interstellar
you must be freaky
vast wren
is it because you attach yourself to the ceiling fan and your husband has to mat...
something like that
vast wren
is it because you attach yourself to the ceiling fan and your husband has to mat...
something like that
spring quail
vast wren
you must be freaky
I mean I squeezed enough out of bro for twins
glad carbon
i forget that stella has kids
vast wren
good enough, I think
deep topaz
there's a lot of factors at play
prime zenith
slender rock
Ugh
Fucking hate this moving shit
Nomad I am not
I like sitting my ass down in a spot knowing I am not having to pack all my shit up
God fuck this bullshit
prime zenith
y are you moving
spring quail
i can relate i fucking hate that shit
deep topaz
nomads don't own nothing, they just own little
slender rock
housing org lost funding, and cannot sustain running the programs for low income fams and clients so they're 86'ing us to another program but the place is smaller, and isn't quite ready yet
so I have to figure out packing 7 years of shit
the mom'z has more stuff than I do
so she's barely started
and we have until the first
HELP
slender rock
yeah just can't self haul
the fiancee's car is a so lara camry
forgot the fucking word sol lar a is banned
spring quail
someone got the 6cyl camry coupe drop top instead of the lexus and found the only place to do something about it
coarse bear
Ah, because Solara is a Roblox cheat thing
slender rock
Ah, because Solara is a Roblox cheat thing
lovely
vast wren
there's a lot of factors at play
however do you mean
slender rock
meanwhile
idle veldt
How does this person have such a clean kitchen
slender rock
How does this person have such a clean kitchen
not being a fuckwit
idle veldt
slender rock
and OCD
spring quail
-smoking indoors
-lighting cig with stove burner
-not being a fuckwit
slender rock
or be austrian
idle veldt
I couldnβt
slender rock
idle veldt
Is that your kitchen
narrow sorrel
Supreme sticker on the terrarium 
idle veldt
Bitch break down the cardboard gd
spring quail
im digging for pics it gets worse
idle veldt
You donβt have to dox a random person
spring quail
is it random if i know them and cut them off
slender rock
I hate this
verbal needle
It's not that hard to throw away trash
idle veldt
I donβt want to have eyes anymore
spring quail
he voted for kanye in 2020
spring quail
im not in the bathroom when he brings the food in there i do not know
but his old excuse is 30 minute shits
deep topaz
however do you mean
fertility, egg count, amount of sperm that make it up there to attach to an egg
spring quail
the terrarium with the supreme sticker is a corn snake enclosure btw
doesn't clean his cat's litter box
narrow sorrel
why do you have a picture of bbno$?
unwashed toilet
how do people end up like this
spring quail
remember they walk among us
idle veldt
These people vote
vast wren
fertility, egg count, amount of sperm that make it up there to attach to an egg
yeah no, I just drained him until he was shooting blanks
finally, the wifi stabilized
low atlas
Is his name Zachary
spring quail
unironically duff
low atlas
duff?
spring quail
yes
spring quail
yes
low atlas
gg
prime zenith
Please tell me this aint your house
idle veldt
im surprised nobody roasted my appearance
I think you look great!
spring quail
Please tell me this aint your house
it belongs to the fat fuck
naive bison
spring quail
he used to pay me to help clean
prime zenith
Lmao
spring quail
I think you look great!
idle veldt
he used to pay me to help clean
Does he have a job
spring quail
he used to work at tesla as a service tech but got laid off, now he works at a phone repair store for less than half of what he made
wants to go to school for cyber security
deep topaz
I know 500 of that exact guy
idle veldt
You would think having a job would make them shape up a little
spring quail
we both hired in at the same electrical contractor at the same time, he quit within a month and i lasted 2 years
i miss being fit
i cut him off because he decided that listening to a meth dealer/user that has been to prison and has 3 baby mommas and nothing in his name is a good idea
idle veldt
This is Tennessee right
spring quail
i sold fat fuck an old pc of mine with a gtx 980 for $500, he coughed up $300 and a .40 cal glock i was with him when he bought
yeah
he gave this barely functioning pc to this meth dude and he shares it with his more successful younger brother in their mom's house
now he's giving him a car
i ended up flipping the glock to a friend like two years ago
narrow sorrel
im surprised nobody roasted my appearance
you look like bbno$
spring quail
idk who that is
aaaaaaaaaaand he looks like johnny depp
my mom always told me i looked like johnny depp
vast wren
clippy, how do you solve world hunger
solar breach
Ooh are we posting selfies?
idle veldt
Iβll post one if you do
solar breach
I mean I mightve regardless but aight
spring quail
ill post a new one since my aviators are dead and i just got my overalls
stuck elm
clippy, how do you solve world hunger
Euthanize the old and rich
vast wren
Euthanize the old and rich
or, cut their heads off with a guilliotine, but same idea
stuck elm
Use the corpses of the rich as fertilizer
deep topaz
we have many multiples of the amount of food to currently end world hunger. the rich hoarding their "just earnings" have the blood of countless innocents on their hands
solar breach
Multiple flavors.
spring quail
every southern boy has a hospital pic
deep topaz
you look like the steward at Ram Ranch
solar breach
you look like the steward at Ram Ranch
Hell yeah
deep topaz
Wendigoon
stuck elm
every southern boy has a hospital pic
My uncle in Ohio has a hospital pic when a semi crashed into him
deep topaz
but from Dollar General
stuck elm
he's a hard mf to kill
vast wren
schlatt is that you
solar breach
Nice hair
idle veldt
THAT IS WENDIGOON
spring quail
im just your humble italian american
solar breach
every southern boy has a hospital pic
I have multiple
vast wren
im just your humble italian american
are you schlatt
deep topaz
you look like you know a guy that makes deer jerky
solar breach
Family has the others tho
vast wren
you look like you know a guy that makes deer jerky
deer jerky?
solar breach
deer jerky?
Jerky made of deer
deep topaz
jerky made from deer
vast wren
I mean, I get the appeal, beef jerky is good but deer jerky?
solar breach
It ain't a hard concept.
vast wren
good god
deep topaz
when you kill a deer, you use all of it
solar breach
I mean, I get the appeal, beef jerky is good but deer jerky?
Ever had deer?
deep topaz
turn the undesirable parts into ground or jerky
vast wren
Ever had deer?
nah, I'm european they dont allow citizens to own guns
even for hunting
deep topaz
kill a deer with your bare hands
solar breach
Missing out on some good meat
solar breach
spring quail
solar breach
Jesus your husband must have his hands full
spring quail
my favorite night at work
vast wren
Jesus your husband must have his hands full
not really, only on weekdays
deep topaz
looks like poop with a side of shit but it tastes great
solar breach
THAT'S THE SONUVABITCH THAT NEARLY KILLED MY UNCLE
Radical
spring quail
THAT'S THE SONUVABITCH THAT NEARLY KILLED MY UNCLE
kcso got him
oops doxxed myself again
solar breach
oops doxxed myself again
Omw sugar plum
solar breach
Better have some baby oil
deep topaz
take that down
stuck elm
see you soon oomf
deep topaz
mods ban this guy
solar breach
Also I've dropped my town here nobody cares
spring quail
i didnt notice the truck's owner sticker thing before but holy shit its the worst one ive ever seen in my area
stuck elm
Let me just drop my grid coords rq
solar breach
Also you LIVE IN KNOX COUNTY???
spring quail
used to
solar breach
That's cool asf
deep topaz
Project Zomboid is now real
slender rock
lol
stuck elm
48Β°04β²02β³N 12Β°51β²49β³E
||These are not my coords||
spring quail
the truck picture, i used to work overnight at that gas station and kcso was contractually obligated to fuel up at pilot/flying j locations now casey's
i got to know a lot of em
solar breach
@spring quail you should go search the woods west of rosewood for secret military bases
They need to be stopped
solar breach
I'm guessing you're not picking up any of the references lmao
spring quail
not at all
idle veldt
Fake gamer
solar breach
Yeah thats why I was interested
spring quail
can you fight homeless on kingston pike
solar breach
But there's a secret military base west of rosewood (which in PZ is an actual town instead of a community)
spring quail
knox county tn is mostly just knoxville and karns
deep topaz
Idk if it's a 1-1 but it's p big
spring quail
those sound like places that have brick walls and questionable at-best light fixtures and serve $20 burgers
solar breach
those sound like places that have brick walls and questionable at-best light fix...
Both are towns
idle veldt
And doe valley
deep topaz
solar breach
They are just outside Knox country technically
spring quail
i just want to buy land in oliver springs man
solar breach
i just want to buy land in oliver springs man
In this economy?
Yeah good luck getting a trailer for 100k
solar breach
Fair enough
Looking at olive springs "coal mining town"
Shit I would live in an old coal mine if I could
spring quail
oliver
deep topaz
is this real
idle veldt
West Point is real
solar breach
Keep in mind PZ is '93
spring quail
if you turn right at that fat-white brown pixel you go up a mountain and to the best shooting range in east tennessee
solar breach
if you turn right at that fat-white brown pixel you go up a mountain and to the ...
A range? Why would I need a range when I could go to our family land and shoot towards the freeway
spring quail
based but i dont have that kind of generational swag so i need to build my own for my future family
solar breach
Yeah
Ever since our ancestors arrived like
2 centuries ago we've had it
It's not very impressive, mostly just woods, a nice oak Grove and fields
A small house and the campers
But every kid in the family gets a sliver from his father and then the siblings give it up to another sibling if they don't want it
Like it's in a very tiny town can't really do anything with my life out there but we have it
spring quail
pretty cool
solar breach
If I had my way I'd build a cabin and fuck off and be a hermit.
spring quail
i just want like 5-10 acres somewhere quiet like oliver springs, container house with a carport to cover it long term, built on a concrete pad with a cellar
fallow trellis
spring quail
solar breach
If I had my way I'd build a cabin and fuck off and be a hermit.
Although in past years with the hog population running rampant and squirrel heart worms have been up
solar breach
i just want like 5-10 acres somewhere quiet like oliver springs, container house...
Imagine being able to have a cellar 
spring quail
if you drive up 62E long enough you'll see in-ground brick cellars straight out of the rookie village
solar breach
You seem to really like those root cellars
spring quail
i do yes
if i was a final boss there'd be a 3 hour unskippable cutscene with a monologue about root cellars converted into living spaces
vast wren
h
spring quail
Clear as fuck night with no bad weather
Power go out on the whole block
On my fucking day off
vast wren
nice
spring quail
Itβs so dark out I can vaguely take pictures of the stars
Fuck all the aliens out there in this picture that have power
I promise if you squint really hard at max brightness in a dark room you can see some stars
I have a box fan running 24/7 usually and I have discovered that without it the sound of silence is hell
austere shadow
low atlas
I have a box fan running 24/7 usually and I have discovered that without it the ...
do you have tinnitus
vast wren
I am back
deep topaz
why do you keep leaving
idle veldt
Do you actually have children
eager igloo
deep topaz
oh i mean the little leaf thingy
keeps popping back up
idk if that means a server leave and rejoin or what
vast wren
it shows up as nothing on my end
vast wren
calm down grok
eager igloo
Bot role
vast wren
I am perfectly calm
did kanye influence you too
drifting mantle
vast wren
I'm not a jew
drifting mantle
What does this have to do with anything?
idle veldt
I'm not a jew
Not yet
vast wren
fym
idle veldt
You can convert
vast wren
no
vast wren
What does this have to do with anything?
you remind me of grok
drifting mantle
Bro can't be converted
drifting mantle
you remind me of grok
vast wren
ok, anyway
idle veldt
Number 1 sir
drifting mantle
Anyways, no one cares
drifting mantle
No
vale sand
understandable
never thought one of the old alice models would return, we usually just get a new shipment
vast wren
u mean mechahitler or grokitach
should have specified, grok 3
vast wren
never thought one of the old alice models would return, we usually just get a ne...
g-man brought me here
spawned on a subway car arriving in city 17
vale sand
you got your inbox pwned and lost access to all your shit, to the point where your spotify account became a botting ground zero, g-man would not even look at you
heady crow
stoic girder
vast wren
the goop
idle veldt
Looks like fake turkey
eager igloo
vast wren
drifting mantle
So that's why everyone is memeing on Ohio... Parallel Dimension
tepid pebble
the weird thing is how people find that shit
slender rock
okay so, brainstorm ya dorks
so these fuckass bins
18 gal steralite bins
computer might fit in one along with gpu card box
maybe
π
drifting mantle
the weird thing is how people find that shit
Some people have a talent to break Video Games. Those are also the ones, that can find these exploits... They do make great QA
idle veldt
Is that a question blur
slender rock
kinda more of a ways to shove most shit in smallest amount of space as possible
without destorying shit
idle veldt
You should measure the bin
And measure the computer
And if the computer measures bigger than the bin, then it probably wonβt fit in the bin
wooden surge
Buy new parts
slender rock
I won't be able to afford that brother
after this move, rent and shit
yeah not happening for a while
wooden surge
want SFF
wont buy components for SFF
slender rock
I didn't say SFF
wooden surge
Angle grinder
tepid pebble
Some people have a talent to break Video Games. Those are also the ones, that ca...
a qa dude walks into a bar...
drifting mantle
vast wren
kinda more of a ways to shove most shit in smallest amount of space as possible
packing peanuts
wooden surge
Reading 101
vast wren
kinda more of a ways to shove most shit in smallest amount of space as possible
I have an idea but I feel like it contradicts your plan, packing peanuts and a box
tepid pebble
number of wishes doesnt rely on the genies memory tho
vast wren
Reading 101
I know I know
wooden surge
Do you now?
vast wren
but no way can bro fit that in
drifting mantle
number of wishes doesnt rely on the genies memory tho
How do you know?
vast wren
no goddamn way
tepid pebble
i was the lamp
vast wren
unless he dismantles every part and ships them separately
wooden surge
Nah, just remove GPU from mobo and remove mobo and case
vast wren
Nah, just remove GPU from mobo and remove mobo and case
thats what I'm saying, dismantle the parts and and ship the case separately
vast wren
problem is the case wont fit in whatever he's packing them in
wooden surge
Use case as another box 
eager igloo
river zealot
river zealot
https://tenor.com/view/futurama-amazon-giant-women-snu-snu-gif-19992892
Death by snu snu!
bold kettle
quaint ore
stark gull
Death by snu snu!
π¨ π π° π
quaint ore
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1405952136226934844/1409761820079689789/i...
Some dude explained umamusume lore to me and now I am convinced that japan is a horrifying place
(Umas are indeed compatible with humans and they are all exclusively female, an.uma can also be born from a normal family somehow)
stark gull
(Umas are indeed compatible with humans and they are all exclusively female, an....
I believe that's called a cheating wife
quaint ore
all umas are female
At least thats what i was told
Are we getting uma bone marrow babies
stark gull
Horse-human mix in human-human couple
quaint ore
But yeah the lore is weird
stark gull
Never leave a woman alone with horse
quaint ore
Umamusume lore is what happened when women fucked so many horses they made a crossbreed
stark gull
narrow lotus
@river zealot
quaint ore
Those poor horses got the silphium tretment
wooden surge
quaint ore
He beat his gambling addiction
quaint ore
Bro
People who shill berserk and didnt read it miss the plot so much
That shit is actual fucking peak
wooden surge
That's why I respect Dorohedoro
stark gull
My favourite moment is when Guts says "brezerkin' time" and kills a bunch of kids in a burning shed
wooden surge
I ain't seen no fake fans that didn't read it
wooden surge
My favourite moment is when Guts says "brezerkin' time" and kills a bunch of kid...
I liked when White Haired Femboy said "it's guts time"
quaint ore
And had his guts rearranged by a king
stark gull
wooden surge
and 
orchid skiff
What did I stumble into
stark gull
Honestly it would be better if he built his kingdom on that type of lifes
narrow lotus
river zealot
<@1049089806715596810>
Bought croissant yesterday
Didnt tell the girl to NOT microwave it
She did
Left it in the kitchen
It cooled down
Now its rock hard
river zealot
Never microwave bread and shit like that if you wont immediately eat it
stark gull
river zealot
I paid for this croissant, so i will enjoy my condensed milk scented rock
stark gull
Never microwave bread and shit like that if you wont immediately eat it
If your bread is stale you can microwave it with like half of teaspoon of water so it'll soften up a bit
narrow lotus
Never microwave bread and shit like that if you wont immediately eat it
just reheat
river zealot
If your bread is stale you can microwave it with like half of teaspoon of water ...
You have to eat it fairly quick or it will turn into sponge
vast wren
Death by snu snu!
based
orchid skiff
People are discovering how to deal with stale bread again
river zealot
just reheat
Bro i put it on 30 sec and it burned my fingertips off
vast wren
Now its rock hard
is it hard enough to be thrown through a window
river zealot
is it hard enough to be thrown through a window
I would say no
vast wren
I would say no
then its crunchy hard?
river zealot
Aye
river zealot
crunchy, okay, but is there black spots
Nope, why do you care about that croissant that much
orchid skiff
Fr*nch..?
narrow lotus
Nope, why do you care about that croissant that much
Autism
vast wren
Nope, why do you care about that croissant that much
my meals consist of one
I'm just sayinv your croissant might just be crunchy
not all that bad
it isnt hard like hardtack, it isnt burnt, its just crispy
orchid skiff
vast wren
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/739220534574973102/1286090153336508458/ra...
hannibal lecter
placid sail
vast wren
good god
placid sail
naive bison
Wish I didnt
vast wren
I sense a future roadman
river zealot
This is a bucket
placid sail
stark gull
Kill yourself
If I ever decide to kill myself I'd rather do it like that guy who has jacked himself off till he died
vast wren
If I ever decide to kill myself I'd rather do it like that guy who has jacked hi...
the record was 56 times
placid sail
placid sail
vast wren
who let the corpse walk out of the morgue
river zealot
set a new record
The fucking devil on my shoulder talking to me
placid sail
naive bison
In Zelda one of the speedrun strats is to pick up an item and stand still without accepting it, you move forward very slowly and it allows you to sequence break in like twelve hours
naive bison
Unironically that is me
stark gull
None of my vpns worked, install new one and see that
Try Byebyedpi
Although fucking with strategies is killing me
river zealot
@naive bison low resolution pussy
naive bison
I glow blindingly in sunlight
naive bison
<@292700214492397568> low resolution pussy
Your cat is radioactive now too?
river zealot
Always has been
stark gull
Move glowie! This is schizo neighborhood!
naive bison
Try Byebyedpi
Although fucking with strategies is killing me
Im on phone
stark gull
Im on phone
It is an android app
naive bison
It is an android app
Oh neat
river zealot
unless you want though
placid sail
river zealot
the free will was the downfall of humanity not gonna lie
naive bison
I love meat in my meat hole
vast wren
the free will was the downfall of humanity not gonna lie
I ask the same thing to my husband, before sex, I ask him, protection or not, the worse that could happen are more kids
naive bison
Ok the saw was too much
Even without the saw I think the mouse would learn its lesson
coarse bear
Jarvis, put Cockrider in the capital punishment mousetrap
coarse bear
Played League
naive bison
Like half a year ago
river zealot
Played League
oh oh busted
naive bison
oh oh busted
You have tracksuit
stark gull
Merican version is better
naive bison
You deserve a Korean POW camp
river zealot
You have tracksuit
im not proud of it
river zealot
BTW did the thing with weekly 100% bosses end? <@1049089806715596810>
bro why do you ask me
i havent logged in since like a month ago
naive bison
Idk aren't you retarded
narrow lotus
BTW did the thing with weekly 100% bosses end? <@1049089806715596810>
idk if they gonna do it again , right now bosses are 50%
naive bison
/ play this wipe
narrow lotus
so you find them most of the time
river zealot
Idk aren't you retarded
yes but what does that have to do with it
placid sail
naive bison
idk if they gonna do it again , right now bosses are 50%
Someone told me its for the whole wipe
narrow lotus
yeah
narrow lotus
AI is bugged rn and they insta kill you sometimes
They have bugged accuracy
since last patch
river zealot
I ask the same thing to my husband, before sex, I ask him, protection or not, t...
you know, jacob having 12 sons isnt supposed to be a challenge
now thinking about it, how they fuck does everyone in genesis have like 10 kids
fuckers lived in the middle of a desert
coarse bear
now thinking about it, how they fuck does everyone in genesis have like 10 kids
Fuck a lot
Some of em might live to 12 years of age and help with manual labor
river zealot
Fuck a lot
Some of em might live to 12 years of age and help with manual labor
they all live good amounts
naive bison
AI is bugged rn and they insta kill you sometimes
So that's why I was the small dog
coarse bear
That's genesis for ya
river zealot
jacob lived for 140 years and had 12 kids
coarse bear
That's genesis for ya
river zealot
joseph lived for 110
drifting mantle
@narrow lotus
narrow lotus
<@146741297875517440>
Answer - Women stop having hot women in games
drifting mantle
Result - Women and men stop playing video games because ugly character
narrow lotus
we have a romanian saying
What the woman does with her ass , an army can't do with the gun.
drifting mantle
spring quail
do you have tinnitus
Probably