🎪bruh-fart

[drifting mantle]

That's the most important thing, women will notice that. That's why I'm not concerned with getting a partner, should I choose to want one

[placid sail]

it just clocks as a greeting, not an expression

[orchid skiff]

I don't know what any of that 'feels', or feels like

[vale sand]

It is just a greeting but I am guessing that he was talking more generally

[orchid skiff]

I'm guessing you're alluding to emotion

I feel it makes actions irrational

Don't like it

[river zealot]

not even half way?

what are you like 9?

[vale sand]

I meant as in 20s to 30s

lmao

Are you retarded?

[placid sail]

he's telling he's around 25 you idiot

[fresh rose]

Busy remembers when he was 25

It was 20 years ago

[placid sail]

oh the second hand embarassment is so hard it even got to me

[pseudo robin]

Literally me

[orchid skiff]

30÷2=15

[fresh rose]

He still had his hairline

[orchid skiff]

Idk

Man had a point

[vale sand]

That work call sounding hella fine rn huh?

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-over-head-gif-19697548

[placid sail]

yippie we've survived the stupid ass call

[river zealot]

anyway

[pseudo robin]

I'm nearly 28 and ive got the strelok hairline its already over

[river zealot]

im somewhat in the same boat as all the other attention starved retards in here

[vale sand]

2 options, get a hair implant or go balls out and go bald

[placid sail]

nah it ended right on the note of artyom saying that, nowhere to escape

[vale sand]

Damn

[drifting mantle]

RIP bro, I'm 29 and have strong hair, strong hair

[pseudo robin]

I've been going to the gym heaps this year im going to shave it soon and embrace it

[vale sand]

Ask for at least 5 Jira Tickets to schedule 3 more meetings and 2 breaks

[drifting mantle]

Strong sperm

[river zealot]

i guess its mostly shit i cant change, but its basiccly the same thing

[pseudo robin]

[vale sand]

Sounds good

[placid sail]

my hair is entirely fine, but it greys so fast

everyone feels that they need to point it out for me too

[pseudo robin]

Then I can be a jacked bald autist instead of a regular autist

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/liar-false-mad-angry-pissed-off-gif-13114117

[placid sail]

my beard is greying too, so whenever I forget to shave, I start to look more like a deranged grampa

[pseudo robin]

Literally me

[placid sail]

my guy you live in 2025

unless you're broke af, just do a hair transplant or something

[vale sand]

Grey hair is one of the few things that people love to point out for no reason, immediately ages you by 10 years mentally

[stoic girder]

Guys, mom is getting old.

[placid sail]

but find someone proper ig, or you may end up as that tate guy

[pseudo robin]

Its time to go to turkiye for a hair transplant

[pseudo robin]

Same

[fresh rose]

@somber sandal heres a opportunity for a job

Take it, you have the trade learned by birth

[vale sand]

Wdym, he's living his best life, 14 y/o "HUSTLERS" in his community selling amazon sale methods and scamming people with shitcoins along the way

[orchid skiff]

They'll take a kidney

[vale sand]

Couldn't imagine having it any other way

[pseudo robin]

Seems like a fair trade tbh

[placid sail]

I'm coping by thinking I kinda like it, but every other comment is literally OLD, DEATH IS AT HAND

[eager igloo]

Why is blood younger than me

[eager igloo]

[vale sand]

I mean, I honestly don't care if my hair goes grey or not, can't change it anyways

[river zealot]

i be captain ahab

[eager igloo]

Next thing you tell me grok is 23

[placid sail]

every time I see a photo or a video of that man, I question my perception of reality, because I have no idea how that fish-eyed, weak jaw chubby baby face retard with delusions of grandeur could be anything but a laughing stock, and he's a supposedly male icon!

[vale sand]

wdym, you already selected your favourite coffin?

[orchid skiff]

Sounds like a whole lot of 'I'm glad I'm not doing this shit'

[placid sail]

grok and madi studied in the same class

[drifting mantle]

Men look good with grey hair... Men age in grace

[vale sand]

He started out with stating the obvious, then started mixing in retarded shit, now it's just brainrot through and through

[eager igloo]

You should too if you are approaching 25

[stoic girder]

When everyone is a weak male figure, the one that is boastful, acts strong and rich seems preferable.

[vale sand]

But his community is retarded and he is too

[vale sand]

I am 21, mr. urn

[pseudo robin]

potentially the most real and true post of all time

[stoic girder]

Oh my god, he is a baby.

[vale sand]

[eager igloo]

Its Ms. for you, some respect for the elders

[vale sand]

Alright meowmachine, time to get you back to the retirement home

[eager igloo]

Sometimes I still hear her voice

[storm stream]

Paint it yourself, silly ahh

[vale sand]

Sometimes I still get ill thinking about her food

[broken sand]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/638002336840679453/1409260514059751555/image.png?ex=68aeb5e1&is=68ad6461&hm=975c0dfa259645268e75ba95c3f98d13039e05287bd4ff2f841029119903b4e7&

[placid sail]

oh my god so Artyom wasn't actually that far off

[eager igloo]

That damn scaped ahh pan

[vale sand]

Yeah, just 12 years

[orchid skiff]

I do not get anything that was said in the last half hour

[placid sail]

@grizzled meadow come and hug me, everyone is too young, it's depressing

[eager igloo]

Kiss him on his hot mouth

[vale sand]

No, @grizzled meadow, do not, I will not help you get up again and on your walking stick

[placid sail]

look at that toddler mocking

kids these days smh

[eager igloo]

Does this still work

!falco

[split canyon]

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[eager igloo]

It does

[eager igloo]

This one doesn't

[vale sand]

Could be worse, could be living in chile

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/aurora-borealis-steamed-hams-the-simpsons-simpsons-super-intendent-chalmers-gif-26950836

[placid sail]

I mean, at least it's warm there, and there's a shizophrenic twink with the hands of a serial smoker prancing around in the woods somewhere

[split canyon]

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[eager igloo]

You mean the lion?

[vale sand]

That does not sound very intriguing, I don't like the constant heat and I am not very fond of hunting either

[tidal trellis]

You parasite

[placid sail]

??

also

!0flop

[split canyon]

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[eager igloo]

Sosaka

[placid sail]

yes

[placid sail]

but why is sosaka a lion?

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-door-calebcity-go-outside-bad-gif-16563865

[eager igloo]

Bcs xal is small dog

[placid sail]

ah.

[tidal trellis]

I do not answer to you Mr

But nice try

[orchid skiff]

Says you wahh wahh shut up

[fresh rose]

Get out

[vale sand]

I will have you know, he is very proud of his position as a professional product tester at the lovense company

[tidal trellis]

I think I'll stick around

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/fed-federal-agent-fbi-glowing-gif-26913694

[fresh rose]

GET OUTTTTTTTTT

NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE

GO BACK TO SUPPORT CHANNEL YOU PISS ROLED SLAVE

[tidal trellis]

I dunnoooo, I was called over

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-brick-sponge-bob-square-pants-like-a-bag-of-bricks-like-a-ton-of-bricks-gif-4475886

[eager igloo]

Construction site seems like a very good testing grounds

[tidal trellis]

So clearly I was wanted

[orchid skiff]

False

[vale sand]

He knows his way around steel beams then

[fresh rose]

Nobody wants slovakians here

Get out

[orchid skiff]

Pakīstani

[fresh rose]

He isnt

[orchid skiff]

Convenient for narrative

[fresh rose]

This has been proven for months now

[orchid skiff]

Allow the lies

[fresh rose]

Doesnt speak language doesnt provide easy proof he was asked for

[orchid skiff]

We get to slander backwaters

[placid sail]

you know, I kinda want to become a mod for a sec just to check whether flop has ever gotten so desperate he used !flop himself

[fresh rose]

No hes slovenian/slovakian twink/femboy thats a lying piece of shit

A common fact agreed upon in this channel

[orchid skiff]

||I know but it isnt as funny||

[vale sand]

Since that will most likely never happen, I just checked and he didn't

Interestingly enough, I found this though

[fresh rose]

Never forget

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1148365177503363083/1401686692817014864/image.png?ex=68ae2ef5&is=68acdd75&hm=46d5853772a1a61065cfeba65b6cb9243c50f8fd50cc07105a1cbe8a887e668b&

[orchid skiff]

Fuck I don't either

[fresh rose]

That one thing falco said that we reference all the time and it includes a bundle

[vale sand]

He meant that he doesn't understand it, not that he doesn't actually get it, which is probably the same thing in this case lmao

[eager igloo]

You mean face down or

[orchid skiff]

I don't understand either...

I'm 18 and already got flopped

[vale sand]

Reminds me of the screenshot that is flying around in the russian channels of me saying something

[orchid skiff]

It's over

I'm done

Someone bring an urn and cremate me

And then use it as a smoke grenade

[river zealot]

even in death

[eager igloo]

We toil

[fresh rose]

What did you say

[vale sand]

#☢чат-сталкеров-ru-ua message

[placid sail]

damn, well, good to know. also it's bizarre how little bro occasionally tries to spin his server-wide bullying into being some sort of celebrity, truly delusional

[drifting mantle]

A Linux User should serve the Omnissiah, even in death

[fresh rose]

I dont get it

Oh wait

Nvm

[orchid skiff]

Is there a Russian mirror of BrainFart

[vale sand]

Google the term

[placid sail]

f word in russian

[fresh rose]

I kind of do think I know what it is

Yea

[placid sail]

smh blood

[fresh rose]

I figured

I was like

[vale sand]

I have said worse already

[fresh rose]

Oh wait we have similar word for this in serbian and it means bundle of sticks

[vale sand]

On this very server, in public

[placid sail]

you truly belong in brainfart

despite your initial protest

[vale sand]

Not really, I just don't care

[placid sail]

stop playing hard to get

also, important announcement

I've just made my first ever peanut butter & sandwich, brainfart

it's kinda good

[orchid skiff]

-# Мој је тата, злочинац из рата... 🔊 🎵

[placid sail]

you may dm me about where and how to send me a green card

[vale sand]

Hard to get? How do I belong into a channel with the majority of users being over 30, spending most of their day in a meme channel, arguing about shit, on a stalker themed discord server lmao

The arguing is one thing but it's usually some topic on which you already know with a 100% certainty, the person you are talking to won't change their mind in the slightest

It's just to waste time

[placid sail]

nah most of people here are definitely not over 30

[vale sand]

Because most are banned

[placid sail]

and you participate in arguing about shit and memes

come out of the closet, blood

[eager igloo]

Jam nicely balances the peanut butter

[placid sail]

you are brainfartian!

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/solunary-discord-discordian-discordia-neveah-gif-27558501

[vale sand]

And you don't feel any embarrassment about that statement?

[placid sail]

it was indeed what was initially lacking for me. I made just a peanut sandwich some years ago and was like

https://tenor.com/view/shea-butter-pop-sheabutterpopcorn-wednesday-happy-gif-18981052

[vale sand]

At least some of the topics in here are interesting

[stoic girder]

Hey, arguing with retards is good exercise.

[vale sand]

For what, marriage?

[placid sail]

nah, I've embraced my retard status, much easier to live in life with as little internal conflicts as possible

[vale sand]

Well, that's at least something

[placid sail]

man this pb&j kinda slaps hot damn

I used raspberry though

[stoic girder]

I am fully aware I am retarded, but boy was I not ready for this many people to be dumber than me.

[placid sail]

americans probably use something different

[vale sand]

Breezy wants to know your location

[placid sail]

it 's 30% of actually being dumber than you and 70% of "they don't agree with me, therefore they're dumb"

[eager igloo]

They use this jello thingy but its probably strawberry

[placid sail]

isn't it grapes?

[eager igloo]

E

Ion know

[stoic girder]

Their jello doesn't even have any natural ingredients aside from sugar.

[placid sail]

(it's almost impossible to buy grape jelly here)

also calling it jelly is weird

[vale sand]

@dreamy flax sup clanker, what is usually used for a normal peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

[dreamy flax]

Hey there! 🥜 A classic peanut butter and jelly sandwich usually includes:

1. Bread: Typically white or whole grain.
2. Peanut Butter: Creamy or crunchy, your choice!
3. Jelly: Common flavors are grape, strawberry, or raspberry.

Just spread the peanut butter on one slice and jelly on the other, then bring them together! Enjoy! 🍞✨

[placid sail]

do you call it varenye too?

[vale sand]

there you go

[placid sail]

ah, so raspberry is fine, nice

[stoic girder]

I was just reminded of the guy who put salt on his sandwich and ate it.

[vale sand]

The schizophrenic, yeah

[eager igloo]

Anything goes, thats how the sandwich works

[storm stream]

🇬🇧 ?

[vale sand]

✅

[eager igloo]

You can even use nutella instead of pb and it still flies

[placid sail]

that was actually a buterbrot we made in the village I spent childhood in, you just take a slice of black bread, put some salt and plant oil on it, and that's it

[eager igloo]

What exactly? Probably not

[placid sail]

tbf we also ate instant ramens dry as chips and were generally broke af

[simple ore]

unban him

[vale sand]

Fuck no

[simple ore]

he did nothing wrong

[placid sail]

dżem you call it

silly rat

we actually call it that too, either djem or varenye

[vale sand]

He photoshopped the profile pictures of moderators on nazi propaganda posters, when asked to shut the fuck up, he continued and then had a crash out in private about the ban

[simple ore]

it was funny

[vale sand]

So no, he ain't gonna return

[simple ore]

mods are massive fa..pussies

wahh don't photoshop me into hitler im actually worse than him

[vale sand]

Bait so shit, not even a fat chick would fall for it if you put nutella on it

[storm stream]

Nazi slander continues

[simple ore]

it's not even bait tho

[orchid skiff]

Huh

[simple ore]

that's lame as hell

[placid sail]

wait nutella AND jam?

that's too damn sweet man

[stoic girder]

Nutella 🤮

[minor cypress]

Just peanut butter?

[simple ore]

he's no longer with us so i can post this one

[placid sail]

sorry, I'm retarded and illiterate

peanut butter and raspberry jam sandwich

[vale sand]

Anyways, gonna fuck off for now, the most interesting part of the conversation is long over, see you sometime whenever another interesting topic is being discussed and I have free time

[eager igloo]

Oke

[minor cypress]

Nice, good combo

[placid sail]

yeah it's much taster than peanut butter on its own

[minor cypress]

Next time, try it with toasted bread

[placid sail]

also that shit is filling as fuck, I've eaten just two tiny sandwiches and already filling like I've snorted some nutella

you mfs love your calories

[grizzled meadow]

Shut up

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/porcelain-tile-flooring-tile-gif-20966174

[grizzled meadow]

Real...

[minor cypress]

Tile jumpscare

[grizzled meadow]

I'm feeling romantical

[river zealot]

[minor cypress]

It is peanut butter. Its dense as hell, but a glass of milk afterwards is 10/10

[placid sail]

incoming "how could I have known there's glass in it!" and videofeed of Falco dropping his PC case box from the stairs Ace Venture style

[river zealot]

falco? he was catching not pitching?

[placid sail]

YOU FINISH IT OFF WITH A GLASS OF MILK TOO?

jesus christ!

[grizzled meadow]

Stabbed in the heart moment

[placid sail]

no wonder Ted has no idea how sour cream tastes like when he eats it!

[orchid skiff]

What's with the insane lore on this server

[grizzled meadow]

Who

[grizzled meadow]

How bout dat

[placid sail]

you know, the schizo that hanged out in brainfart and was banned

[river zealot]

do you know how little that narrows it down

[placid sail]

(13 911 matches)

[minor cypress]

It tastes good and helps the PB go down.

[grizzled meadow]

99% of the channel

[grizzled meadow]

Busy couldn't understand

He doesn't have the genes to process milk

[placid sail]

I indeed can't, I've never weighted 100 kgs and don't intend to

[storm stream]

I'm not banned

[placid sail]

and no, I'm actually fine with dairy

but polishing a calorie bomb of a sandwich with a glass of milk is insane

[minor cypress]

Next he will tell me that potato chips on a PB sandwich is heresy. Sweet, salty, calorically dense heresy

[placid sail]

joke's on you I've seen that!

still think it's retarded, but I'd try it

this at least makes perfect sense, the mix of flavours like that is usually good

[orchid skiff]

Trying to find whatever this salt thing is

[grizzled meadow]

Nah man I can't back you on this one
Peanut butter, jam and chips? Come on ahahahah

[placid sail]

salt is great enhancer for sweet flavors Falco

it's why cancer bars like snickers and mars have salt in it, it's why pretentious gourmand cooking sprinkle kosher salt over chocolate and so on

same way, sometimes people add coffee to chocolate, just a tiny bit

[grizzled meadow]

Salt okay but not chips

[placid sail]

bitter tangy taste of it dissolves into chocolate, enchancing it

[orchid skiff]

Oh I found this sandwich with ctrl f

T-T

I need water

[placid sail]

the use of chips, I assume, is a two-fold approach of adding both saltyness AND firm crunchy texture of chips to otherwise very soft and uniform texture of a pb&j sandwich

[simple ore]

chips with chocolate sounds insane but it's actually good

[placid sail]

because texture variety in food is cool too

[simple ore]

trust

[stoic girder]

Conditioning yourself to eating bugs, smh.

[simple ore]

also wafers with chesse go crazy

[placid sail]

I wanna try that elvis burger sometime

[stoic girder]

Crackers and cheese go hard.

[placid sail]

I may die in the process, but it sounds hype

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-wallace-wallace-gromit-wallace-and-gromit-gif-20246112

[simple ore]

i used to experiment a lot as a kid

worst one i did was jam and hot sauce sandwich

still have ptsd

[placid sail]

@grizzled meadow behold and weep like a bitch

[stoic girder]

Only way to get an American to eat a banana.

[minor cypress]

What busy said. Salt enhances sweet. You get a crunch. Just pb and chip

[placid sail]

I mean, the chocolate with chili is actually fly as hell, what was wrong about this one?

[simple ore]

it was dogshit

[placid sail]

elaborate silly clippy

[placid sail]

banana is not even a "healthy but not tasty" meal, it's quite nice on its own, what the fuck

[minor cypress]

Exhibit A

[minor cypress]

Exhibit B

[placid sail]

damn

I rarely get to try the usual reese's at all, and y'all got some advanced technology ones there

[minor cypress]

These are delicious but beetus packed and seasonal

[placid sail]

okay this looks like there's no cream at all anymore

[minor cypress]

100% on the money. Its great

[placid sail]

ah! it is like that. huh.

I mean the creme seems nicer than just a bunch of cut peanuts, but I haven't tried it

[minor cypress]

My worst childhood mad science experiment was loving grits, and loving peanut butter. So i threw a fit until mom made "peanut butter grits."

It tasted like shit, and mom made me eat it all because i fussed so much

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-yummers-gif-730693117818784194

[eager igloo]

Chemistry is a bitch

[stone blade]

what the fuck

[eager igloo]

My friend once tried using kofola instead of coke with whisky

[stone blade]

do u have the screenshot of me earlier saying :if she likes me wtf is wrong iwth her

[eager igloo]

Turns out root flavours in kofola make it shockingly bitter

[stone blade]

ty ma'am

[minor cypress]

If google is right, kofola and jagermeister would be good.

[eager igloo]

Like kissing a tree I imagine

But it does sound compelling

[narrow lotus]

billie eilish

@dreamy flax how to prepare Billie Eilish cocktail

[dreamy flax]

To prepare a Billie Eilish cocktail, you usually want something refreshing and a bit dark to match her aesthetic. Here’s a simple recipe:

Ingredients:

• 1.5 oz vodka
• 0.5 oz green apple schnapps
• 0.5 oz cranberry juice
• Splash of club soda
• Green apple slice for garnish

Instructions:

1. Mix the Ingredients: In a shaker filled with ice, combine the vodka, green apple schnapps, and cranberry juice.
2. Shake It Up: Shake well until chilled.
3. Strain: Strain into a chilled glass.
4. Top It Off: Add a splash of club soda for some fizz.
5. Garnish: Add a green apple slice for that final touch.

Enjoy your drink, but remember to sip responsibly!

[paper schooner]

yes

[minor cypress]

Not terrible sounding. Jager & root beer is surprisingly good. Just sweet

[narrow lotus]

ye it looks cool too

[orchid skiff]

This looks like it would dissolve a body in a day

[primal rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/asihida_asihida/status/1960001300365725814?s=19

ひゆう かとる/Hiyu catoru (@asihida_asihida)

Then the hat stretched even taller, and he turned into Dimmadome.

QRT: asihida_asihida
I made Mr. Barnaby another paper hat!

vxTwitter / fixvx · Aug 25, 2025, 3:28 PM

[fading portal]

This artist is a strange guy

[pale ingot]

being a big rotund fella and rubbing your belly is like based as shit

[drifting mantle]

Could be, idk him

[drifting mantle]

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus

open air sim

fly to base

drop bomb

land

repeat

[lyric horizon]

Nah he a schizo

I hope the best for him, but fucking hell

Better off finding an actual job and getting his life together rather than doing what he does

[deep topaz]

Who's the schizo

[placid sail]

aren't we all

[fading portal]

He’s me

[drifting mantle]

I hate Windows 11...
I hate it, i hate it, i hate it...
So much retardation, holy fuck

[sage pond]

did you not debloat it?

[drifting mantle]

We use the Enterprise version at work, it's already debloated. But there is still so much shit, that just doesn't work

[sage pond]

aaaah

[drifting mantle]

Can't even open the fucking calender

[sage pond]

I had that issue once when I debloated win11 but I also pirated it and debloated like... almost everything so

imagine trying to be productive at work but your shit just won't work

[drifting mantle]

Latest issue was

"Print to PDF"
It's now the US letter format, instead of the German DIN 4 format

IT doesn't know how to fix it.
I now have to export my document into pdf

[wooden surge]

We have the same issue, but instead the Outlook enforces English on one machine, every single setting is set to Polish. It still changes on refresh

[sage pond]

you will learn Polish and you will like it

[broken pebble]

ODST warbond drops in 4 minutes

[drifting mantle]

Windows is so fucking retarded, I feel you

[wooden surge]

It's their apps

Don't start me on Excel idiocy

[sage pond]

I love when I am searching for a file and windows does not know where it is

[drifting mantle]

I'm so happy when I'm home and can use a decent OS again

[sage pond]

excel is fine, tho the browser version is turbo-shit

[worldly gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1194643441024520316/1409858117604343859/v15044gf0000d2kbscfog65kuj69fke0.mov?ex=68aee831&is=68ad96b1&hm=2fb9d89b9e5391d0db63ac22afeb5bcd89f085b96d45d7663b05165b4d36b412&

[pale ingot]

chuds crying because they got outplayed

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1407620386878918716/ezgif-2-7488ed8d2a.gif

play better

[sage pond]

[fresh rose]

Ive seen 0 people do this the whole playtest

[wooden surge]

It has some neat features and functions that desktop lacked till 21. But is hot garbage in other areas like macros etc

[fresh rose]

It also looks like hes just cheating cause his crosshair is directly locking onto people very mechanically and robotic

[worldly gate]

What bothers me is the streamers begging for it to have a BR mode

[fresh rose]

It won't

[sage pond]

oh yeah saw that shit, they trynna turn it into cod

[worldly gate]

"Dice please add a mode that nobody will play on release, i'm sure it wont be like the 2 last times you tried it."

[fresh rose]

EA can't fumble their biggest battlefield

They would end up like ubisoft

Meaning dead

[worldly gate]

Well, now they have the golden opportunity to make some big cash, now that cod interest is in all time low

[sage pond]

surely they won't fumble especially after codbo7 trailer

[worldly gate]

Its EA

They will probably find a way to fuck it up

[sage pond]

time to get on the hopium

[drifting mantle]

That's something I always wondered about... In games like Counter Strike... People who are already dead, flame those who are still alive.
Like Bro, stfu and play better next time. You're the one who's dead and can't help anymore

[worldly gate]

Lol

[pale ingot]

buddy got beat up as a kid so much his arm grew crooked

[paper schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/704428332456083607/981073135690477628/asdafa-1.gif

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/smadging-speech-bubble-speech-bubble-smadging-gif-26061412

[placid sail]

see you in a while mate

[vale sand]

He definitely was a special retard, yeah lmao

[lyric horizon]

gdzie miód pitny meadoner

[vale sand]

I ain't gonna do shit and I honestly just checked in here because of the 4 pings but if you wanna be able to talk on this server in the next 3 - 7 days, I would recommend just deleting that lmao

If a mod sees it in here, you're gonna receive the same punishment as the other dude that posted it before you

[eager igloo]

Dude

[lyric horizon]

I thought the speech bubble memes died after pipnik

[arctic pawn]

is he still alive?

[lyric horizon]

woah what the fuck

[pale ingot]

unsure

[lyric horizon]

strigoi is that you

[fallow trellis]

literally just play titan fall 2

[wooden surge]

Jeden sobie dojrzewa, muszę go w ten weekend spróbwać i dosłodzić. Dwa mi się skończyły fermentować muszę je przelać i ustabilizować. Wtedy wyciągam owoce i robię nowe, muszę pigwe zamówić

[placid sail]

we should all jerk off and cum at the same time

[lyric horizon]

Nieźle

owoce twojej pracy wkrótce wyjdą na światło dzienne

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1398347884637847663/1409543425052901478/Stages_of_drinking_miod_pitny...mp4?ex=68ae6bdc&is=68ad1a5c&hm=8f677c210158747e5c7744adb364b705baf3ef4a04f4d1e4e4ded659fc0c4388&

[wooden surge]

No i muszę zobaczyć co się dzieje z tradycyjnym. Czy fermentuje czy jednak stoi w miejscu

[wooden surge]

Jak stoi to będziemy restartować z drożdzami winnymi

[quaint ore]

With Fire and Sword is peak

[storm stream]

As if mods can't see deleted messgs

[wooden surge]

They are way more lenient if you do delete it

[storm stream]

Ok

[vale sand]

We don't do witch hunts unless it's actually something extremely bad, but if it were extremely bad, I would have done something already

It's just a retarded speech bubble

[wooden surge]

[orchid skiff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/487033413228822539/1096498952171442288/attachment-208.gif

[lyric horizon]

Nothing happened to nobody_no.one after he posted a nazi plane and deleted it

[lyric horizon]

kill yourself

[vale sand]

Because I let it slide

[lyric horizon]

merciful

[wooden surge]

I know what Sound posted

[lyric horizon]

dont leak dms

[vale sand]

And he seemed to be genuine about not seeing the swastika on the plane

[broken pebble]

btw majority of those speed hoppers were using a cronen or what ever that lil pos cheaters delight thing is, gives you sticky aim and so on

[feral kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1076370804314480672/1409869061210509373/IMG_0163.jpg?ex=68aef262&is=68ada0e2&hm=d211add34a8e84d320eb9e61f13fdec8961ac2994f8b0499ebda8046e1ae95dd&

[wooden surge]

[lyric horizon]

big dick detection system

[dreamy flax]

@pseudo robin (casprmlb) has been muted for 1 day for reason: Do not post Nazi Salute next to UKR flag -1d

[drifting mantle]

They can, but not deleted images

[drifting mantle]

NOOOOO

[vale sand]

We do

[wooden surge]

[drifting mantle]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[vale sand]

I mean, I gave him an extremely fair head start

[drifting mantle]

Free my brother Aussie!!!

[wooden surge]

user gets muted
he dindu nuthin!!!! mod aboosoe!!!!

[vale sand]

[wooden surge]

[drifting mantle]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1207811311744983150/1388829881756024874/YouGotMe.gif

[primal rapids]

https://x.com/FuckKoroks/status/1959616388969959531

Gigachad Brick - KOROKS TOOK MY TREN (@FuckKoroks)

X · Aug 24, 2025, 1:58 PM

[lyric horizon]

he diddusomethin!

[drifting mantle]

@narrow lotus

Quasimodo predicted all this

[fading portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1409881523494064240/1984.mp4?ex=68aefdfd&is=68adac7d&hm=8eb0dc83cbd9b661e32417db6ab26948879f965714ab9716d2881cf2cb0325b1&

[thorny folio]

I just came back

I love brainfart

[vast wren]

hello

[manic cave]

[primal rapids]

https://x.com/DudespostingWs/status/1960137619519500323?s=19

Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs)

Skull of your enemy and it's not close

X · Aug 26, 2025, 12:30 AM

[vast wren]

what do you guys usually drink before you drive

[vast wren]

is that standard around here or something

[vast wren]

hey I heard this before

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-yes-thats-it-that-right-there-omg-that-thats-what-i-mean-gif-17579879

[eager igloo]

Emergy grink

[vast wren]

thats cool

[orchid skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031273619583672421/1357751521260994611/snapchat.gif

[drifting mantle]

Skull of your enemy, but not that shape...

[vast wren]

are you shore

[primal rapids]

SEA SALT

[vast wren]

I made a steak

[primal rapids]

This is good news. We can finally be bees!

[drifting mantle]

We can finally live as pets

[vast wren]

what months of no content does to a fandom

give it a year and the fandom of invincible will turn out like titanfalls fandom

[drifting mantle]

I just skip most of the episodes until I get to the cool characters and fights

[manic cave]

Why tf you fighting a glowing 🍤

[somber sandal]

[manic cave]

LOL??

THAT WAS REAL???

[drifting mantle]

Yee

[manic cave]

How tf you fuck up that bad

[drifting mantle]

The human race is retarded by default

[narrow lotus]

we dont need another Chernobyl we are doing it ourselves

[manic cave]

Like HOW does a shipment of shrimp get radiated???

And no one notices???

[drifting mantle]

Fukushima Shrimps are the best

Yummers

[paper schooner]

I see Ifunny mark I post

[quaint ore]

Probably some machinery uses it

[solar coral]

Guys please stay ontopic

[manic cave]

❌

[solar coral]

✅

[manic cave]

❌

[solar coral]

✅

[manic cave]

😠

[drifting mantle]

I accept the reality, for what it is

[solar coral]

Discord user

[drifting mantle]

Discord users, usually don't accept it

[placid sail]

phhhhh

OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[solar coral]

that explains everything

a wikipedia redditor

[drifting mantle]

"I'm feeling a little down... Any Suggestions?"
"You should jump from a bridge"

I remember the time, when AI suggested to kill yourself, by misreading reddit posts

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/833623826487050280/1407634750037950514/AQPoZfDUxRZDJvuwmhcRinyGUbTTHza0a4njAuBcqbSwcRArR23Lhj1NpjdERFNw1-uCjc8Nm-_OCrDF5Uh7TiUhwaWy9HIp.mp4?ex=68ac1784&is=68aac604&hm=d66a134c694f58443eaf68877c7fe4a892c9649cc28db99ce604e0f0fa3c4cfe&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/873839479314591764/1409722169436409886/copy_DE7814B0-03A6-4859-B176-7F59543BFC3D.mov?ex=68ae6994&is=68ad1814&hm=b76df9e2bda46a5fce869d5e597270ebb6bf0ba4f0062af3ee2562568eda3928&

[arctic pawn]

goes hard

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-james-doakes-dexter-dexter-morgan-sus-gif-2943806044988383855

[drifting mantle]

https://globalnews.ca/news/11348259/ottawa-pride-parade-cancelled-disruption-pro-palestinian-protesters/

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-lol-smirk-funny-gif-3239349938179125104

[pale ingot]

tina does what

[arctic pawn]

yup

[pale ingot]

sigma

[vast wren]

hello

[naive bison]

this is how it feels to be a normal jokermale (10x rarer than sigma)

[naive bison]

longest burp everr

[vast wren]

what about being a drunk driver

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/my-mom-is-kinda-homeless-ishowspeed-speeding-please-speed-i-need-this-ishowspeed-trying-not-to-laugh-gif-16620227105127147208

[vast wren]

how rare is being a drunk driver (not a drunk crasher, there is a distinct difference)

[radiant torrent]

@grizzled meadow Soprano's core
https://youtube.com/shorts/6pi90EQq1PI

[naive bison]

you know what my take on that is? @drifting mantle

[solar coral]

Homosexual

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-let-them-fight-fight-ken-watanabe-watanabe-gif-5687182

[solar coral]

someone here genuinely thought you were my boyfriend btw xal

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/rocky-iv-dolph-lundgren-captain-ivan-drago-if-he-dies-he-dies-dies-gif-4956349

[orchid skiff]

🪤

[naive bison]

what is iwp

[solar coral]

Damn free cheese

[vast wren]

why does drago look like russian sylvester stalone

[naive bison]

drinking horn is kinda hardcore

you can't put it down so you gotta finish what's inside

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/rocky-iv-gif-16927010719500013415

[naive bison]

how would that rumor even get started

[vast wren]

thats literally just russian sylvester stalone

[naive bison]

no he doesn't

Ivan Drago looks like BJ Blazcowiz

[naive bison]

sir

[vast wren]

I dont see the resemblance but thats just a matter of perspective I think

[naive bison]

calm down

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/friendly-fire-friendly-fire-will-not-be-tolerated-throwing-hypocrite-gif-13255289749517161030

[naive bison]

you're retarded and baiting

[drifting mantle]

No one could have predicted an outcome like this

[naive bison]

i have an edgy joke

i can dm you

on this topic

[drifting mantle]

do it

[vast wren]

does the og trollface pfp throw you off

[fallow trellis]

bro just share it with the class

[vast wren]

[fallow trellis]

nah the fact that your new and already extremely retarded gave it off

[vast wren]

this is the maginot line on w place

[vast wren]

oh thanks

[fallow trellis]

also talking about wplace

[vast wren]

looks like I fit right in

[drifting mantle]

not really

[vast wren]

I was too retarded in my last server

[fallow trellis]

no you have to earn it, you cant just be retarded off the bat

those retard points dont transfer between servers

this isnt middleschool where they take in ur transfer credentials

[vast wren]

listen man, driving license just got taken away and I'm in a bad place

[drifting mantle]

He sadly can't I can confirm

[solar coral]

I have 0 clue

[drifting mantle]

[fallow trellis]

Hey man I get you, but I dont make the rules, I just write them

[fallow trellis]

damn was it atleast funny tho

[solar coral]

Deepstate plot by dry to take me down in order to suppress the dry x iedy truthers

[fallow trellis]

see this guy ^

[drifting mantle]

It was very edgy, but also kinda funny

[fallow trellis]

extremely retarded, but he earned it, hes in a math masters degree or something

[drifting mantle]

First you proof that you're based, then you can be retarded

[fallow trellis]

being in a math major when calculators exist is just a death sentence

[vast wren]

man I miss my peugot 406, I swigged down many merlot and whiskey in the drivers seat

[naive bison]

https://x.com/Slime0sama/status/1960105312620339225

☁️y (@Slime0sama)

Jarvis, order $57 worth of Shake Shack on DoorDash. No tip.

X · Aug 25, 2025, 10:21 PM

[vast wren]

I can't be based man, I lost it

[fallow trellis]

I just own a 2nd hand Honda Civic 2017 I rev it at 3am so the single mom across the street cant sleep well for her 3 job shifts in the morning

[solar coral]

Butlerian jihad

[vast wren]

do better and be the landlord and charge her double for the same amount of her children

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/then-you-are-lost-obi-wan-star-wars-episode3-well-then-you-are-lost-gif-11609928

[fallow trellis]

dude is telling me to be a landlord

[vast wren]

I'm telling you to grief a single mother

[primal rapids]

I remember my teachers telling me all the way through elementary to high school, “yOu WoNt AlWaYs HaVe A cAlCuLaToR”

[vast wren]

not be a landlord

[fallow trellis]

its the 21st century not 17th BCE feudal japan

my honda civic is doing that just fine thank you very much

if its not broken dont fix it

[turbid sonnet]

Uhhhhh

[vast wren]

do it better, do it drunk

[solar coral]

this is true when we destroy all the thinking machines

[fallow trellis]

it just needs blinker fluid changed

[primal rapids]

I’m joining the war on the machines on the side of the machines

Either rid me of this disgusting flesh body or end my suffering

[solar coral]

unfortunately this is the dune universe

[fallow trellis]

I remember my english teacher all 3 consecutive english teachers from 5-7th grade, got pregnant in the middle of the school year so our sub became the permanent english teacher

[vast wren]

woah calm down there bud, the omnissiah wont notice you yet until 90% of your body parts are robotic

[fallow trellis]

what is up with english teachers not teaching english and just getting pregnant instead

[solar coral]

thats literally every english teacher

[fallow trellis]

it happened 3 consecutive times

[vast wren]

its a very english thing to be constantly pregnant

I think

[fallow trellis]

fucking cogsucker

[solar coral]

even my male english teacher got pregnar

[vast wren]

the english are on the other side of the english channel from where I live, they must be getting constantly pregnant

[fallow trellis]

the world leftist dream to make into a reality

[primal rapids]

Getting maternity leave is more appealing than teaching a bunch of idiot children the difference between there, their, and they're.

[vast wren]

mmm yes, very english thing

[solar coral]

i wanna get pregnant so i can take a whole paid 9 months off work

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-rock-the-rock-gif-6658795805713564985

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-miller-gypsycrusader-magma-eyebrow-riddler-gif-5025042101211573914

[fallow trellis]

dont you mean it would be nice to get a whole 9 month off work, paid.

[vast wren]

have you tried getting fucked

[primal rapids]

I wonder how long it'll take teaching at anything but the university level to become a dead field because it's much cheaper to just have AI run your classes

[vast wren]

literally

not even insulting, get fucked, until you get pregnar

[fallow trellis]

My environemntal law teacher gave us a syllabus on the first day it was AI generated, our first task was to improve it (i.e. removing topics, law cases etc.)

[solar coral]

No ill put that on my to do list

[vast wren]

its very therapeutic

[fallow trellis]

speaking from experience?

[solar coral]

goth clowns only

[vast wren]

yes

I just laid down while he did the work

getting free dick for nothing

[vast wren]

whar

thats normal

you havent had sex before?

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-dexter-dexter-doakes-gotcha-found-you-gif-14688017774431904057

[vast wren]

what

[edgy abyss]

@red crane

[fading mountain]

Bro you dont just lay there, you lazy git. You work it, be a good bottom and dont let the top do all the work

[fallow trellis]

I mean does the one with your father count?

[vast wren]

I did do something, encourage him

[red crane]

Because it was bullshit

[vast wren]

thats about it

[fading mountain]

Do better next time

[vast wren]

my momis in the ground

you sure you arent a necrophile?

[fading mountain]

Encouragement is step in right direction, but give him a rest and do some work too

So when he recovers he can go gorrila mode

[vast wren]

hey, I let him do it inside

[fading mountain]

Ok ok good counterpoint

[vast wren]

I think me being lazy was more beneficial for him

[fading mountain]

If it works for yall then great. I just hate when fellow bottoms just take it and dont do anything. Makes other bottoms seem lazy

[thick wadi]

“Fellow bottoms”

[naive bison]

[thick wadi]

Iedy please come save us

[vast wren]

"fellow bottoms" good god, I think thats why I prefer this surface level

[drifting mantle]

What the fuck is this convo

I leave for 5 mins

[fallow trellis]

bro is asking help from the mods

[vast wren]

freakmeister over here grading me for my experience

[thick wadi]

Sir they are talking about getting fucked which normally is reserved for #💣tarkov-released

[fallow trellis]

I dont like this homosexual encounter either but uh i dont like moderation

[vast wren]

its still related to that, I camped, sat in a corner, while the other guy did all the looting

[drifting mantle]

No one cares, take your weird experiences to the dms of those who are interested

[thick wadi]

Difference is you are doing the fucking

[fallow trellis]

are u french?

[vast wren]

how could you tell

[fallow trellis]

ur profile text is in gaelic

wrong word but uh old frnech

[vast wren]

how astute

[fallow trellis]

are you french?

[vast wren]

short answer, yes

[thick wadi]

So when you call mods it’s okay

But when I do it

I see

[vast wren]

long answer, not really, born in corsica, no drop of french blood

[fallow trellis]

this is a exempting circumstance

as you can see this man is clearly french

[vast wren]

man?

[thick wadi]

Everyone on the internet is a man until proven otherwise

[fallow trellis]

sorry, this thing is french

[vast wren]

damn, thats crazy

[drifting mantle]

[vast wren]

damn, okay vro

[thick wadi]

“Vro” 🥀

[thick wadi]

Blow yo shi smoove off twin 🥀

[vast wren]

funny

thats crazy, anyway

[eager igloo]

Its "shii"

Double i

Respect the language

[thick wadi]

Autocorrect be rawdogging me even if I ask it not to my b

[vast wren]

the ones you should be really hating is the islanders on the other side of the english channel

[fallow trellis]

I have enough hate reserved for every one of you calm tf down

[vast wren]

their food is bland, french food looks good on paper, most of the time (unless you're ordering escargot)

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[fallow trellis]

What is this argument, our food is better so hate us less. No way bro, equality triumphs

[vast wren]

beans

[vast wren]

it wasnt that serious, something about an orc

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chilling-cat-wisky-cat-party-wisky-gif-24457105

[naive bison]

the jokes about british food shall not be tolerated

[primal rapids]

The joke that is British food will not be tolerated

[naive bison]

oh come on

a lot of british food that people ACTUALLY eat and isnt a random recipe you find online that no one has ever eaten

is nice homemade wholesome food

like cottage pie

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNHleOrRONA

this is good eats

[naive bison]

or bangers and mash

look at this bruh, i would fucking dropkick this entire meal after work

go rabid on it

[thick wadi]

I’m sorry but

[naive bison]

fuck you

you are about to cope

[thick wadi]

Dubious food from legend of Zelda

[vast wren]

mashed potatoes, peas, mystery meat

sounds about it

[naive bison]

fuck you

that looks delicious

stop coping

if i said it's from ireland you would cum instantly at the sight of that

bastard

[thick wadi]

No I would not because the ethnicity of a meal does not influence how I feel about it

[vast wren]

wouldnt make a difference, its from ireland, yet still perception stays the same

[thick wadi]

[fossil swan]

shii

that looks kinda good lowk

the peas make it worse

[turbid sonnet]

Nah peas are good

Mix them into the mashed potatoes

[naive bison]

nah peas and mash are goated

[fossil swan]

ion like peas much but id give that shit a try lowk

[vast wren]

if you hate something so much that, after finding out that the thing you like is from that country, you'd hate it too, you're a T1 hater

[fossil swan]

are those like sausages btw

they look like sausages

[naive bison]

as if a full english doesn't look demolishable either

[vast wren]

I mean, the uk still gets peugots, most of the english poeple dont like the french, yet still drive the cars

[spring quail]

beloved fry-up

[primal kayak]

BANISH THOSE BEANS

[naive bison]

cottage pie

[vast wren]

I see a lot of peugot 206s over there

[spring quail]

are the beans in one of these breakfasts prepared in the skillet with everything else or

[naive bison]

people really like to underestimate the value of a wholesome hearty homecooked meal

with easily reheatable leftovers

[thick wadi]

I don’t

But after remembering your pizza I see why this is appealing

[vast wren]

where do you come from

[naive bison]

fuck you

my pizza was fine

[thick wadi]

[solar breach]

I want a 205 with a diesel and automatic

[thick wadi]

Look man the pictures were not doing it justice

[naive bison]

yeah probably

i mean you can do that

if u cook one lol

[thick wadi]

American south

[vast wren]

oh, makes sense

[thick wadi]

We have edible food here

[vast wren]

call up volkswagen for that

they know how to hide them emissions

[solar breach]

Lmao

[solar breach]

God Bless Dixie

Good food and good music

Good people.... depending on where you are at.

[thick wadi]

The European mind cannot comprehend dollywood

[vast wren]

dollywood?

[thick wadi]

[vast wren]

nevermind, I dont want to know what that is

[naive bison]

the type of shit that puts people in comas

[spring quail]

i know how to sneak into dollywood via the employee dormitory. entrance has no gates and leads straight to the backlot parking, skips security

[thick wadi]

Please go look it up it’s a joy

[naive bison]

like what the fuck is grits

literal slop

[vast wren]

non

[thick wadi]

Dolly Parton has done more good for this world than anyone in this server ever will

We can partake in a little dollywood for funsies

[vast wren]

I can sense the appeal

[thick wadi]

No one under the age of 60 eats that shit man

[vast wren]

but no

[turbid sonnet]

My girlfriend loves grits

[thick wadi]

I’m sorry bro you got catfished

[naive bison]

people from the south don't make it to 60

[fallow trellis]

burrito

[naive bison]

50 is a hard cutoff from heart disease

[thick wadi]

Also fake

[solar breach]

Why would i?

[naive bison]

[vast wren]

I would rather witness a live beheading in revolution square, 1793

[fossil swan]

fried chicken sucks ass

[naive bison]

WHAT?

[orchid skiff]

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-drake-computer-kill-your-self-gif-25432024

[fallow trellis]

South America

[naive bison]

one of the few good things americans have done

fuck you

[thick wadi]

Never heard of that lmfao

[fallow trellis]

i.e. latinas

[fossil swan]

its only good if you cook it at home imo

[naive bison]

not south america retard

[fossil swan]

either that or romanian fried chicken is just ass

[vast wren]

half of the foods on there is just fried

scroll down

[fossil swan]

i went to a kfc with my dad and the chicken was horrible

[naive bison]

that's why the cutoff is 50

[fossil swan]

pretty sure they dont know how to cook

[thick wadi]

Google doing generational damage

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-hoyoverse-genshin-impact-family-guy-mihoyo-gif-3332330561976006572

[spring quail]

i used to be a material driver for an electrical contractor, i know many secret routes

[proven crown]

No shit, have you seen their latest AI ad telling people to ask it for dating tips?

[naive bison]

this gotta be a troll

[thick wadi]

GRAAHHHH I HATE AI

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/searching-looking-powder-gif-13782714

[naive bison]

vegetables
"finally we're getting to the healthy stuff"

[fossil swan]

why do they fry vegetables too

what the fuck

[thick wadi]

Dude

[fallow trellis]

I have tried friend Okra, its pretty good

[thick wadi]

Fried okra

🤤

[fossil swan]

thats like saying "oh youre eating your vegetables raw"

[vast wren]

why are poeple asking for dating advice from grok

[fossil swan]

grok is twitters ai

[thick wadi]

Unironically we say that

[naive bison]

bro

[vast wren]

oh

[naive bison]

@thick wadi

[thick wadi]

Fake again

[naive bison]

so we're eating mud

[thick wadi]

Jesus

[fossil swan]

tomato slathered in mayo

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/my-mom-is-kinda-homeless-ishowspeed-speeding-please-speed-i-need-this-ishowspeed-trying-not-to-laugh-gif-16620227105127147208

[thick wadi]

Shit is gas

[fallow trellis]

Grilled tomato

[thick wadi]

So good

[naive bison]

both shit and gas, anal gas

[fallow trellis]

bro its just the name calm down

[thick wadi]

Dude I want grilled pineapple now

[naive bison]

i know i am rage baiting

[thick wadi]

He thinks we chew dirt it’s okay

[naive bison]

fried*

[thick wadi]

Nonono

That’s foul

[fallow trellis]

ur south american?

[thick wadi]

But grilled pineapple sounds so nice

[naive bison]

what?

[thick wadi]

American south, not South American

[fallow trellis]

u see latinas on the daily?

[naive bison]

bro that looks like fuckin

[vast wren]

what about the given american shermans during ww2, and the taking back europe stuff

[naive bison]

mouse kidneys

[thick wadi]

Idk why those are purple

[naive bison]

shut the fuck up

[spring quail]

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH ABOUT BOILED PEANUTS BOY

[proven crown]

Pineapple is only acceptable on pizza morally because it is a method of eating something that naturally tries to digest humans

[thick wadi]

But boiled peanuts are so fucking good

[naive bison]

mouse kidneys

[fallow trellis]

those are purple when u boil them

[vast wren]

damn, okay

[naive bison]

rat kidneys

from futurama

[thick wadi]

I’ve never seen purple peanuts man

[pale ingot]

that looks fire though what the fuck do you mean

[spring quail]

THIS IS PURE CANNED SEX

[vast wren]

what is that

[thick wadi]

I be busting down an entire can sometimes

[fallow trellis]

what the fuck is taht

[fossil swan]

eggplant salad

[fallow trellis]

where the salad

[pale ingot]

salata de vinete

[fallow trellis]

wheres the eggplant

[vast wren]

mon dieu what the fuck is that

[spring quail]

my brother and i used to call the cajun ones "killfucker fire peanuts"

[fossil swan]

yep

[naive bison]

it was a meme

[fallow trellis]

those are white onions

[fossil swan]

shit goated

[naive bison]

one of the few things you shoulda fried but didnt

[pale ingot]

its the brown grayish goop in the middle of the plate

[naive bison]

[vast wren]

ah yes

the goop

[spring quail]

you first

[pale ingot]

just spread it on bread

[pale ingot]

[naive bison]

whats that

build your own burga?

[solar breach]

@naive bison look at crawfish boils

[fossil swan]

this is the best dessert in romania hands down

[naive bison]

bomb the entirre american south bruh

im not even playin

[fossil swan]

grilled small ones

[vast wren]

it looks like AI

[thick wadi]

I’m telling you man

[vast wren]

what is that

[fossil swan]

it isnt

they look like that

[naive bison]

A PAGE SO GROTESQUE IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE AN IMAGE

[fallow trellis]

wait till he finds out about chinese food

[thick wadi]

Most of these are like Great Depression foods that no one eats

[fossil swan]

except for the ones who survived the great depression

[thick wadi]

No one actually eats pig feet

[naive bison]

i hate china and its food culture

[solar breach]

I ain't been a fan of trotter but pork rinds which is thin strips of fried pork skin are awesome

[idle portal]

you dont like eggs boiled in piss?

[thick wadi]

The only people that are still eating chitlins are black people over the age of 70

[vast wren]

pigs feet? I bet feet fetishists really love this one

[naive bison]

no

[naive bison]

please shut the fuck up

[fallow trellis]

Xal has anyone told you that you might be a racer

[naive bison]

you are so retarded