🎪bruh-fart

[deep topaz]

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[visual stirrup]

because the FDA is afraid of what our cum can be

the FDA doesn't want us cumming as hard as possible

duh

can't fucking wait for Dark Heresy

I need XCOM against cultists AND aliens

with a bit of Phantom Doctrine thrown in there

actually, if we could get Phantom Doctrine plus Lovecraft

that'd be nice

[deep topaz]

DLC or new game?

[visual stirrup]

new game

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3710600/Warhammer_40000_Dark_Heresy/

Steam

Warhammer 40,000: Dark Heresy

Embrace the role of an Inquisitor in the grim darkness of the far future in a cRPG set in the rich Warhammer 40,000 universe. Start your service as an acolyte of the Inquisition: Investigate heresy, command a diverse warband, and shape the fate of the Calixis Sector in a story-rich experience where every decision has weight, justice is non-e…

Release Date

Coming soon

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I have a hard time playing Rogue Trader because the artstyle does a bad job of hiding how square everything is

XCOM 2 does it better

[deep topaz]

it's by Owlcat, it's gonna be peak

well, Pathfinder WOTR was a little rough in the balance department (random fuck-you enemies that are way higher level than anything else)

[deep topaz]

https://x.com/MissFaves/status/1955706088386437284

𝗙𝗔𝗩𝗘𝗦 (@MissFaves)

"Gold Ship! PLEASE focus on training!"
#umamusume #ウマ娘

X · Aug 13, 2025, 7:00 PM

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[pale ingot]

exquisite

enjoying the meal

[pale ingot]

rad leak moment

gotta go fix it

this means murder and war

[prime zenith]

I cant play this game

every time it makes me 🤯 when I see all the blueprints

[gleaming grove]

I wasnt exactly expecting what a step counter is called

[visual stirrup]

damn thing must be broken

always says there's a pedo <1m from me

[idle veldt]

Same but only when I’m near you

[visual stirrup]

where are you?

I already checked under my foreskin

[idle veldt]

I’ll never tell

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-lick-fast-lick-cute-cat-cats-gif-27624519

[pale ingot]

didnt know this guy was a homie, he's selling a whole ass gun repair kit

still dont know what the fuck he wants for STAPLERS

[deep topaz]

youtube thinks ima be into this stuff

[fading portal]

Is this tuff?

[pale ingot]

every time honestly

my bones aching

this guy is infinitely spinning on top of my crate

particle accelerator

[deep topaz]

is that a game you can play solo

[pale ingot]

yes

it'd be better with friends but im lonley 💔

[river zealot]

Ahahhaha those are so good

[tepid pebble]

i would be fine with yogurt yodeler

[pale ingot]

shits funny

finally

[tepid pebble]

could go for a yogurt rn

[glad carbon]

🐟

[pale ingot]

i just started fishing

so

i see now

[glad carbon]

Stupid bitch

[pale ingot]

shut up hoe

i havent even fished once yet

[spring quail]

when should an argument about access to a mailbox key take place logically

[pale ingot]

this is the frist time i actually did it

[stoic girder]

Bleach demon

[idle veldt]

Need more information

[spring quail]

i have to consistently bitch and moan to my roommates to leave the fucking mailbox key hanging on a ring by the door in case someone needs it and im tired of waiting on their beck and call to get my packages. this has been ongoing for months and they just keep "forgetting" about it when they go to work

i might be a little tilted

[idle veldt]

Is there a way to get another key

You could illegally copy it

If they won’t give you another

[spring quail]

afaik automated machines are like "OH NO USPS KEY DETECTED RED ALERT" but either way i have to pay

[idle veldt]

Interesting

I didn’t know that

[spring quail]

but the kicker is if i contact the post office they'll just mail it

[tepid pebble]

write a postit and stick it

[spring quail]

and i'll need to go wait on these fuckers

[tepid pebble]

if you want to instill habits on people, you gotta use force

[idle veldt]

Well the best time to talk about it is anytime

You just gotta be tilted at them

Maybe set up a plan of action

So this doesn’t happen again

[tepid pebble]

talk achieves nothing, stick a postit note, be firm, be cruel

gotta push them until the "aight jeesus" point

[spring quail]

i like this

im going to make it so they can't walk in or leave without noticing

[tepid pebble]

we installed keyboxes in every department at the work, took like 3 months for people to even lose the keybox keys itself

then they started taking other peoples keybox keys and lost them too

the actual keys in boxes ? only god knows

[spring quail]

something like this?

[tepid pebble]

ye but smaller

[spring quail]

we had -one- of these at my last job and -one- key. big boss left the key at home one day and we just didn't work

[tepid pebble]

you could use one in a shared house environment i suppose

[idle veldt]

BIG BOSS!?

[tepid pebble]

and no need for the fancy electronic lock

[deep topaz]

this is for like, a security team for a large building

[spring quail]

first image i saw that looked like what i wanted to find lol

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/psycho-mantis-card-keys-2nd-floor-basement-metal-gear-gif-14675002

[spring quail]

yeah like that

entire electrical contractor & material delivery out of service because this rotund gentleman did not want to drive an hour and a half home and back

[idle veldt]

Epic and based

[tepid pebble]

he didnt even make one of you come and pick it ?

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/878362776207257652/1406388518422446191/1754169864818970.mp4?ex=68a39a60&is=68a248e0&hm=a86a7d3e88512ddfc4ce8a251064d8b4d4327472d4c6b687caf7f75d79fbbf0b&

[spring quail]

probably didnt cross his mind but if he did ask the 9 people there they'd probably go "idk lol" to get out of work anyway

[primal rapids]

What a horrible day to have eyes

[idle veldt]

Why post that man

[tepid pebble]

i wouldve just broken the box

and make the new ones bill say "boss made this"

[spring quail]

i had a hot girl i was seeing facetime me out of nowhere with a binky and a diaper

[deep topaz]

walked into a shotgun blast

[spring quail]

"we need a PO for a key box"
"again?"
"yeah jamie forgot the key and didn't wanna drive home to get it so we broke it open"
"tarnation"

[spring quail]

i was in the car with my brother too so he was also confused

[tepid pebble]

eyy neighbour, use a better client ffs

[spring quail]

i aint ever heard of bitcomet

wtf

[tepid pebble]

its close to malware

[spring quail]

sounds like it

[tepid pebble]

just use qbit

[spring quail]

it sounds like a client you can only get in a rare drop off a random usb stick you found on the side of the road

[tepid pebble]

its called bitvomit in the torrent world

[spring quail]

it befuddles me that not everyone does, which i understand since my brother does a plex server sonar/radar thing

[tepid pebble]

your bro sounds cool

hope he isnt paying plex anything and self hosts

[spring quail]

plex pass for me and family but that's it

there are weekly outtages because he's "testing something"

one of these tests

resulted in all anime subtitles looking like this

[tepid pebble]

why pay at all, dunno whats a paid account gets you

[spring quail]

phone/tablet streaming is my primary use

that's all i know about it besides how to use sonar/radar on my end to add shit

i had to manually search for most gundam releases and they took 9ever to download

and he FUCKED em

[tepid pebble]

defo need bigger subs

[spring quail]

i think what he explained he did was trying to compress everything that isn't x265 down to x265

but the thing forgot the subs or something

[tepid pebble]

embedded ? just no

you never "taint" the source file

[spring quail]

i begged and pleaded with him to just roll it back for months

"just delete it all and download it again lol"

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-20581738

[tepid pebble]

kek

[spring quail]

literally 6 hours of unpaid labor to manually add and correct each episode because sonarr doesnt know wtf a gundam is

tbh i grabbed files from torrents instead of nzb links

[idle veldt]

Some sort of robot suit

[spring quail]

see i think it gets that because the pages exist

[tepid pebble]

i want to send a message to the torrent peer aaaaaaaa

why they never implemented this

[spring quail]

but when the uploader doesn't make it plex-friendly or english and the file is "kidou senshi gundammu" it has a seizure

[spring quail]

peer irc chat would go crazy and probably be an insane hotbed for racism

[tepid pebble]

i can send him a 20 gig file but a simple text ? noooo

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/indian-guys-fighting-fuck-you-bloody-bloody-bloody-fuck-you-bloody-you-are-fucking-you-are-fucking-indian-gif-15192140

[tepid pebble]

i mean who cares lmao

[spring quail]

not me im just saying

it could be based

[tepid pebble]

i guess thats why it isnt a thing

no fun allowed

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126786016678793306/1406592849390080010/image.png?ex=68a3afec&is=68a25e6c&hm=5e3be5d87c55134683c128ed27b6713755141da640aec46d1c8a6ad4a23a996a&

[spring quail]

hidden p2p messages? in my surveillance state?

[idle veldt]

👅

[deep topaz]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1882280/Forgotten_Realms_The_Archives__Collection_Two/

Steam

Forgotten Realms: The Archives - Collection Two

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$3.99

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220

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ye olde DND

[tepid pebble]

im fucking angry at you westerners, you dont do shit

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/pirate-pirate-gif-give-this-man-a-give-this-man-a-true-give-this-matey-a-aye-gif-7627211564739902400

[tepid pebble]

we made jokes in the past about our shitty govs requiring ids to access internet, you made it a reality

[spring quail]

at the very least im collecting knowledge and resources

wasn't that a uk thing? im a yank

granted the shit is going global now

[deep topaz]

UK is the surveillance state shithole in the same way that China is the insane food shithole

[idle veldt]

There is no state in the US you are required to show ID to access the internet

[spring quail]

by going global i mean the totally-not-coordinated effort by anglosphere puritans

[tepid pebble]

its coming there as fast

[spring quail]

in the US it'll be left up to states but i can't access hub and redgifs here im angry

[spring quail]

i believe you which is why the data hoarding is at an all time high

i just got a 30tb server to s u c c data

[tepid pebble]

if anyone thinks its localized, you arent paying enough attention

they want to make ANY online presence 1to1 paired to you

you want to send a single digital byte to anything or anyone ? yeah, thats paired to your id

[spring quail]

intranet season

[tepid pebble]

literal human made dystopia

maybe im gonna kms after all

[deep topaz]

as long as we have crossover ethernet cables, we can survive

[spring quail]

fight and die on your feet instead goober

[deep topaz]

independent servers

super mega autists will find a way

[tepid pebble]

you know how you feel you arent doing much to sway a game with your own efforts in a 32v32 match ?

well, its 8 billion

[spring quail]

is anyone ever the main character

[tepid pebble]

when i was a kid it was taught to us as 5 billion

[deep topaz]

people have grown

[visual stirrup]

yeah

me, gamer

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/og-gif-21212693

[deep topaz]

the biggest tool of the enemy is always to make it seem like the individual can do nothing

[tepid pebble]

ofc the individual cant do shit

you need masses

[spring quail]

like minded mericans need to start thinking vietnamese

[idle veldt]

True

[spring quail]

paul blart will not set foot in 50 mile radius of a punji trap if one is located

[deep topaz]

that's what we can use the indian immigrants for, shit farming for our punji trap empire

we can sell punji trap install kits to everyone

[narrow sorrel]

bro wants to industrialize the punji trap industry

the whole point is that you have to craft your own

[spring quail]

drug trapping🇽
punji trapping☑️

but yeah sticks are literally free my guy

[deep topaz]

like 70% of americans can't even use a screwdriver

how are they going to assemble a punji trap

maybe a simple leaves-over-hole-in-the-ground

but a punji requires finesse

[spring quail]

cartoons made me think those would be a bigger problem in my life

home depot has plenty of hinges and fasteners to make weight-triggered false doors

[idle veldt]

Wait why am I booby trapping

And where am I doing it

[spring quail]

government's haunted

[spring quail]

appalachia

[deep topaz]

appalachia is the best spot to go unnoticed

[idle veldt]

Ok I’ll get on that

But who am I hoping comes upon my trap

[spring quail]

haunted government officials

[idle veldt]

Joe manchin doesn’t leave Washington

[spring quail]

really anyone

if you have one trap work in the middle of bum fuck ass forest they won't go in

[deep topaz]

just make a simple grenade tripwire at the edge of the forest. They'll shit bricks

[idle veldt]

I don’t really want to harm randoms

[spring quail]

nah, specifically hidden type traps. fear factor.

they're not going to want to check every step they take

[deep topaz]

better yet, an obvious trap that sets off a hidden one when disarmed

[spring quail]

like when you open carry an airsoft gun but have a real gun in your pants when some goober tries to take the fake one from your holster

[deep topaz]

cut the tripwire and a hidden shotgun in a tree trunk takes a chunk out of someone

[spring quail]

pitfalls and tension snares my beloved

[deep topaz]

I've always thought about the snare trap from world at war

when the guy runs into it, it catches his foot and pulls him into the air

then a bouncing betty goes off right under his head

[spring quail]

that's so much extra work and ingenuity

[deep topaz]

yeah but the morale shock will be great

[spring quail]

picrel coming around a tree at mach fuck with the tips coated in mud and shit and god knows what would probably be a good shock too

[pale ingot]

what the fuck are you guys talking about

[idle veldt]

They want to like, kill people with traps or smth

[spring quail]

and also this one :

[deep topaz]

trapmaking is a very interesting field of work

[ruby minnow]

first rambo movie

such a great one

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g50-loZjhiE

(this is a retired florida cop)

[deep topaz]

florida

need i say more

[spring quail]

no

im from florida myself

[pale ingot]

war

this shotgun thing isnt bad for reliable stealth kills

just sort of get up behind them and blast em

[spring quail]

ecologist if monolith looking ass player model

[pale ingot]

half life scientist after 500 days in the crackhouse

[spring quail]

i can't hear enough screaming in that image

[pale ingot]

@glad carbon

big things happening

reload 10 too

[summer flame]

based ABF player

[pale ingot]

watermaxxing rn

[summer flame]

imagine not having the filter barrel

[pale ingot]

i dont even know what that shit is yet

i just cooked up a boiling setup because i wanted more water

[summer flame]

smh

[pale ingot]

shut up bitch im at the

im also not focusing on that right now

i mean that's NEXT but like

i need to make solder

and i need water. but i also want more water than just for the solder

[pale ingot]

god is good

[idle veldt]

Ham face reveal

[pale ingot]

how u know

[spring quail]

L he's not about that life

[idle veldt]

How could it not be you

[pale ingot]

intense combat scenario

[pearl lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/look-at-my-sexy-body-im-dead-sexy-dead-sexy-austin-gif-17589642

[pale ingot]

storing arms in the fridge

i should play around with electricity more

but i dont need that much rn

[high wing]

i still havent cooked any food

[pale ingot]

its lowkey way better than just roasting meat on a frying pan

you get temporary buffs based on the food you make and it doesnt irradiate you

[high wing]

none of the meat ive found is usable

[pale ingot]

you want a soup recipe you can make rn

i havent made either

but i know they exist

[high wing]

huh

ill ahve to see how to unlock it

[pale ingot]

just get a pot

fill it with water

drop 1 of each of those in and it'll cook

[high wing]

when i try it just says you havent learned that yet

[pale ingot]

oh right

cooking level 3

you gonna have to roast some shit in frying pans

for a bit

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1393807887700066376/1406017853613932544/Peek_Optimus_prime_wisdomall_girls_are_Bi_.mp4?ex=68a392aa&is=68a2412a&hm=54d25d30eb11b532089b6cca77e909c362fb72f285ee079f950b70cf99349a1d&

pin this

[pale ingot]

powerful warrior of christ

arm collection grows

[arctic pawn]

Nice

[high wing]

i need to find someone that knows about powercells

[arctic pawn]

Damn

That is very specific

[pale ingot]

yeah its a little specific

[arctic pawn]

What the hell are you gonna do with that info

[pale ingot]

he gonna get a powercell probably

[arctic pawn]

And do what with that

[pale ingot]

open shit i think

im on my mass murderer grindset rn

i think i killed like a dozen military fucks earlier

[high wing]

@pale ingot bro i freaked out when i was running around the beginning area at night and i found a scientist crawling around

he like crawled outta the chicks restroom

[pale ingot]

he does that

[high wing]

is it a random survivor

i gave him food i dunno where he went

[pale ingot]

i dunno man he just exists

i dont think he's dangerous

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/iamrigbycat-rigbycat-tongue-cat-gif-14700191934530342526

[upper gulch]

can you eat the people

[pale ingot]

why yes

you can also harvest their skulls

[upper gulch]

but can you eat them

[pale ingot]

why yes

you can rip the brain out and eat it

[upper gulch]

thats awesome

[pale ingot]

me mostly im just stealing their MREs and cooking them into soup though

[upper gulch]

boring.

[pale ingot]

it buffs my shooting and reloading exp gain

and i be shooting and reloading a lot

plus i cant turn them or their brains into soup

the arms are for something else i wouldnt be hoarding them

actually shit

i already have all the arms i need for what i wanted

im still gonna hoard them just in case

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1345111787380674560/Zyzz_Car_AC_Meme.mp4?ex=68a37b79&is=68a229f9&hm=b6bb5b498235664088c3eda0e27a425b4baea716b3542fa85059a443a531a3b3&

[upper gulch]

what are they for

[pale ingot]

big iron

the ammo for the revolver i cant actually craft but i know where i can get more

(bodies of my enemies)

[upper gulch]

enemies of the noble warrior

[pale ingot]

the high ranking military goons have revolver ammo

and just about every other one has 9mm for the smg

[minor cypress]

Abiotic factor?

[pale ingot]

i should really progress the story i think

ive been slacking

[minor cypress]

i still need to play though that. Got way too sidetracked with other games

[solar breach]

I need zomboid build 42 multiplayer so I can roleplay as a herbalist

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/911214261798314013/1309732592421048381/DwarfFortressFish.mp4?ex=68a35047&is=68a1fec7&hm=17bce995d81508f97ee5a1a191cc226585748c8b664587b3b0ee0433c804f373&

[minor cypress]

Too much grinding bf6 beta to realize bf4, 5 and 1 are still peak

Rip bf3

[high meteor]

give a bandage to the dude next to the forklift

[minor cypress]

Discord client is still shit zzz

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1166087393464561846/1310604806930567189/2_5341684498578823537.mov?ex=68a3d997&is=68a28817&hm=302e903fc55127b9b6e9a21832c1521fb89edf6b40543ea8ed5af17f962acc4f&

[pale ingot]

i dont know if he's even alive still hold up lemme go over

[high meteor]

hes got a lotta blood

[pale ingot]

i know that other guard woman is fucking gone

the one in shock

he's somehow still alive

[deep topaz]

I'm eating a 7-11 hotdog

If I never post again, you know what happened

These are huge hotdogs

[solar breach]

[pale ingot]

gobbling glizzies

[fallow trellis]

you've have to assemble the hot god yourself

[pale ingot]

where the fuck does grayson go anyway @high meteor

[high meteor]

he'll reappear

[pale ingot]

where

still at the forklift?

[high meteor]

no

hes a traveling trader

he'll just

show up

sometimes right behind you

[pale ingot]

i see

is he in every sector or is he like chilling in manufacturing

cause i see his icon on the map around manufacturing

[high meteor]

he'll spawn wherever its safe i think

spawns in my base in cascade

[deep topaz]

The buns are all individually packaged. Seems weird, but I'm glad 7-11 is doing it

[pale ingot]

i still only have a base in the cafeteria

always telling myself i wanna make a new one

[deep topaz]

The hot dogs are 1/4 lb

[pale ingot]

but i never do

[deep topaz]

Big dogs

[pale ingot]

anyway no matter what happens i can always get more ammo by

[pale ingot]

main story time

[deep topaz]

You'd think the airport would have ridiculous prices on things, but the airport 7-11 has 3 monsters for 6.99

That's a better deal than Walmart

[upper gulch]

how much is at walmart

[deep topaz]

Usually 2 for 5

[upper gulch]

still more expensive than bosnia 😌

2 for 5

with tax or without

[deep topaz]

Without

[upper gulch]

kind of reasonable price

[deep topaz]

No US prices include taxes

[upper gulch]

i didnt know if you were or not

[deep topaz]

This guy ain't current on my lore

[upper gulch]

yes bro i dont care about retards lore im already too retarded to remember my own

[fallow trellis]

its the same as self service but idk i think 711 has no faith in yall

[upper gulch]

3 for 7 usd isnt bad though

[pale ingot]

oh my goodness

[solar breach]

I can hardly remember my own birthday sometimes and these people want me to remember taxes!

[upper gulch]

people get pissed at me for not knowing birthdays

[solar breach]

Fr dude

[upper gulch]

they dont know the retard mindset

you have to remember like 700 irrelevant things so you can know nothing good in a specific topic

[solar breach]

Like I'm sorry I got more important things to worry about like the ballistic properties of the soviet 76 zis-5

[upper gulch]

exactly

[solar breach]

It's very important so I can drop random facts in during convos where it might even be REMOTELY related

[upper gulch]

EXACTLY

like how am i going to know about stupid irrelevant shit about history of a pillow company when you have me trying to remember 30 birthdays

[solar breach]

I have

Like

25 1st cousins at this point

Most of whom are like siblings

Not even mentioning my 6 actual siblings

And they expect me to remember birthdays

woops that was the pretender clueless here's the real one

[upper gulch]

[pale ingot]

at this point everything is new to me

[idle veldt]

[pale ingot]

i played up until the point of needing to fix the synchrotron last time i ever touched the game

and im pretty sure it was also mostly the end of the content because it was in early access

[minor cypress]

Google calendar OP. Only bday i have absolutely memorized is wives and my own

[upper gulch]

fr

love google calendar

[minor cypress]

Rampant calendar events everywhere + 3 alarms for anything spaced 10 min apart + backup alarm clock set 15 minutes earlier than real time

We got failsafes on top of failsafes.

[high meteor]

im currently in reactors (been playing since EA release too) and im just waiting for a friend to say if they're still wanting to coop before moving onward

[high wing]

i might buy the game once it goes on sale

[pale ingot]

i dont like that red fuckin thing man @high meteor

what dot hey mean stare at it till it goes away

[high meteor]

shes friendly

[pale ingot]

what happens if i look away

[high meteor]

:)

:)

[pale ingot]

motherfucker

that thing gonna be turning me into a succulent chinese meal if i turn around

[high meteor]

if she gets too close yeah

just hit em wit the

[pale ingot]

so is it like a weeping angel or does it just aggro if i get too close

[high meteor]

both

there should be something you can analyze in the containment cell to help you

[pale ingot]

ok but is that like a weapon or just a trap

holy shit

grayson materialized near my base

[high meteor]

trap

[pale ingot]

im tabbed out and i just hear an unfamiliar "hey"

grayson fr just existing

dude

i look at him for one second to check the trades.. i turn around to get shit to trade..

HE'SGONE

[solar breach]

HES DONE IT AGAIN

https://tenor.com/view/aaronpaul-aaron-paul-cry-crying-gif-7621646

[pale ingot]

why is grayson fucking non-euclidean man i turn around for one second and he dematerializes @high meteor

[high meteor]

traveling trader moment

[pale ingot]

even marion doesnt disappear this fast

[high meteor]

yeah but thats because marion is cool

[pale ingot]

real

[high meteor]

and actually has specific spawn points

[pale ingot]

he kinda gives jack shit though

[high meteor]

for now

[pale ingot]

he gets more trades?

[high meteor]

he got a lil more from what i saw

[pale ingot]

ight

wanted to get more gun ammo ngl

too bad the fucker disappeared

i'll just explore the labs for a while until i unlock the tram

and then decide if there are any suitable spots for me to move my base to

[high meteor]

if you can get a ornate key from a order mf you can open up one of them crates for ammo

[pale ingot]

all i need is an open space that doesnt have 50 billion enemies swarming it at all times (the 3 pests in the cafeteria are easy enough to kill) and a tainted water source nearby

and preferably relatively close to the tram

the cafeteria fits all of those

i mean shit the water source can probably be neglected by just having a setup for water somewhere else

but for farming though..

[high meteor]

make soup right now

[pale ingot]

i have a few pots of soup

[high meteor]

good...

[pale ingot]

wasnt me

looks like a cool place man.. wish i could get in

kuurwwaaaa

these ones can fight

lowkey way less scary than the first ones though

they dont have the evil lock on

so this is the new base spot i suppose cause damnnn @high meteor

it fits all the criteria

[high meteor]

thats where im livin rn

its peam

[pale ingot]

water

tram real close

only thing is

do those pests keep spawning

cause fuck the electro pests

[high meteor]

yeah they do

but hey

free capacitors

or if you dont want em just vaccum the fuckers

[pale ingot]

wretched beast

[pale ingot]

never even made the vacuum can i actually just grab them like that

[high meteor]

make it

its so good

[pale ingot]

does it actually just fucking

make them disappear

[high meteor]

in a way

[pale ingot]

interesting

well

first things first i gotta make a tram key again

and then get started on moving my base

[high meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/abiotic-factor-nevermind-gif-12242293849541626892

[pale ingot]

saw this shit back in the day before i first played and i already sort of knew what to expect

didnt fully spoil flathill for me but still

the funny didnt hit the same

[high meteor]

cant wait for what you have to say about dear old robert in the sector after cascade

:)

[tight rune]

What game is this

Looks like a half life source mod

[pale ingot]

right

[high meteor]

abiotic factor

[pale ingot]

im gonna guess robert is not a human

[high meteor]

i say nothing

[tight rune]

Ohhhh

[pale ingot]

riggght

[tight rune]

Is it peam

[pale ingot]

its peam

[high meteor]

its more than peam

its peat

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/noway-gif-254273188714127328

[tight rune]

Hmmmmmm

I might have to wait for another sale and take a look

[pale ingot]

right then lads lets get on with it then

do those order goons also respawn actually @high meteor

[high meteor]

yes

[pale ingot]

next to where im about to move

ehh i mean

[high meteor]

well i mean

[pale ingot]

i already watched them get wiped by the robot

[high meteor]

next to the tram?

[pale ingot]

yes

[high meteor]

only the rat spawns for me

[pale ingot]

alr thats fine then

im already used to a rta being next to the tram

[high meteor]

and the robot in my case uh

its in a infinite death loop

both ways blocked

[pale ingot]

what did you do to it

[high meteor]

turrets

tesla

[pale ingot]

funny

do those things ever need maintenance

or do they just exist

[high meteor]

power

thas bout it

[pale ingot]

ok so they just run

look at the boy

he's so beautiful

[high meteor]

put some coffee in his coffee hole

[pale ingot]

i might

if i had any

unfortunately i have none

24/7 glowing

[high meteor]

feels good

[pale ingot]

what are you doin here buddy

tram time

[high meteor]

hes dead

[pale ingot]

why didnt i see it coming

okay its not tram time yet

i have to go on a holy crusade

[high meteor]

thats not your job

thats the orders job

im telling hasta tria

[pale ingot]

fuck the order

i killed like a dozen of them earlier

on that crossroads in the middle of manufacturing

then i took their arms and gained the ability to shoot their guns

wretched demon

you think

[high meteor]

layek: ......

if you didnt know she appears every 15 minutes

[pale ingot]

im gonna assume this is gonna come in useful very soon

[high wing]

ham

[pale ingot]

and dont think i forgot about that fungal growth in flathill

[high wing]

whats the soonest weapon you can use to kil la security bot

i need an item from them

[pale ingot]

lowkey i did it with the pipe club by abusing hitboxes as much as i could

but

[high wing]

wait so they do take damage?

i might have ot use mines or something

[pale ingot]

they're just tanky and barely give you any exp

so either take a crossbow and go at it

make some of those throwing daggers

(they're pretty fun)

[high meteor]

mugnade

[pale ingot]

do you even have those at that point

in the game

[high meteor]

[pale ingot]

you dont

it needs chains

[high meteor]

wah

[pale ingot]

yeah take a crossbow or throwing knives for safety or just run that bitch with a pipe club around a table or something @high wing

if it cant path to you it will try to break any furniture impeding it though so you cant just do that i think

are they supposed to do that @high meteor

[high meteor]

hes trying to figure out why the readings make no fucking sense

[pale ingot]

ooohahaa new shotgun

[high meteor]

i see the roots that lead to my home

[pale ingot]

he didnt die from the first scrap shotgun shot

scary ass

these guys tank hard

they dont play

kurwaaa theres a path directly back into the center tram area? @high meteor

[high meteor]

yeag

[pale ingot]

this is good enough for me to start the moving process but i kinda want the tram

but idk where the tram is

[high meteor]

deeper in

[pale ingot]

fuuck

you know what im gonna move anyway

[high wing]

fuuuck i need to kill more bots

[pale ingot]

its been a long time coming i dont wanna stay in this shithole anymore

[pale ingot]

killing the first one is the hardest big then you realize theres 2 more

[high wing]

the 2 handed weapon is soooooooo slow

[pale ingot]

yes

if you grind strength enough you'll be able to use it normally

[high meteor]

its still quite slow

[pale ingot]

not that slow though

i mean i wouldnt know i havent grinded that much strength yet

anyway lets get this shit

demon

[high meteor]

i fucking love these images man dont stop taking them

i dont know why but its just so funny

[pale ingot]

the wretched beast

[high meteor]

heinous being

inhabitant of the flesh dimension

[pale ingot]

im not even sure its made out of flesh this thing disappears into thin air

[high meteor]

looks fleshy to me

[pale ingot]

the meanderer

[high meteor]

the besties

[pale ingot]

okay

2 boxes out of like 8 to move

and then 1 more haul for the like

all the tables i have

then i'll have to build a path down to those water tanks

the fat fucking acquarium

and then im good

hope i can do this before anything respawns

[high meteor]

usually respawn when either
A, restart world
B. portal worlds reset

[pale ingot]

ight

[naive bison]

good morning vietnam

[prisma venture]

Mornin

[naive bison]

yes more slop directly into the bloodstream

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[pale ingot]

the wretched beast

i just keep hearing random moaning and then im like "oh fuck is it nearby" @high meteor

i dont wanna get caught

[drifting mantle]

The fuck are you playing?
What is that?

[high wing]

abiotic factor

[drifting mantle]

What's the point of the game?

[high wing]

think of half life

[spring quail]

that creature is what im about to become if the decisions people in my life make don't start making sense soon

[high wing]

but youre not gordon freeman

[spring quail]

so i'ts half life blue shift or opposing force

[high wing]

kind of but survival

youre one of the eggheads

or well technically you can be security as well depending the class you pick

[deep topaz]

holy shart JFJ face reveal

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/who-dat-snoop-gif-15116696

[deep topaz]

Marcus Aurelius cowboy

[high wing]

theres no way he looks like that

[deep topaz]

go search that stream

he's live

[drifting mantle]

You let people make decisions over your life?

[pale ingot]

caught grayson's ass

[naive bison]

killed peter griffin

[deep topaz]

hey Lois this Sanitar guy is pretty great. Free meth

[spring quail]

no its just like "water is good for you so i will drink sewer sludge instead" type decision making, it doesnt have to do with me

[drifting mantle]

???

Can you give an exampel?

[spring quail]

its like when at work they overload the conveyor belt with one million items and go "golly what could have went wrong"

[drifting mantle]

Ahhh alright

Severe retardation

Tell them to come to brainfart

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/its-alll-so-tiresome-tired-gif-14029153

[drifting mantle]

I'm outside at a McDonald's right now and see clankers at work (robotic lawnmower)

[spring quail]

deploy emp

https://tenor.com/view/pulse-wave-sonic-gif-21917725

[drifting mantle]

I steal them

[spring quail]

baseder

gotta be an untapped facebook marketplace scam

[drifting mantle]

It's what my polish ancestors would have wanted

[high wing]

@pale ingot when do you know the meat is ready

nvm

[deep topaz]

meat exploded

[eager igloo]

Monday

[spring quail]

monday is my friday

[eager igloo]

Volksdeutshe

[eager igloo]

Damn bitch you live like this

[drifting mantle]

???

[spring quail]

i dont make my schedule

[pale ingot]

when its ready brah..

[eager igloo]

Nah I do weekends sometimes too just curious what you do

[eager igloo]

You don't know the term?

[spring quail]

amazon

[eager igloo]

May God have mercy upon your wretched soul

[drifting mantle]

Not in this context

[spring quail]

s-slava trudu i guess

[drifting mantle]

But maybe I'm just retarded

[pale ingot]

get the fuck away from me you beast @high meteor

[eager igloo]

Are you enjoying them?

[eager igloo]

Guess the joke was funnier in my head

[stoic girder]

Sometimes I feel like the only sane man in a mentally ill world.

[drifting mantle]

You got a thing in your hand, can't you beat that thing with it?

[naive bison]

YOOOOOOO

[deep topaz]

Jedse, we must find our niche audience

[drifting mantle]

Same brother

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-robinson-penis-thats-a-penis-himym-how-i-met-your-mother-gif-4703463

[drifting mantle]

Did you notice the flying dude in the upper corner?

[spring quail]

it was his plan for my penis to be on display in front of a pizza hut

[dreamy flax]

@spring quail (drgaz) has been muted for 12 hours for reason: Do no post nudity of any way , shape or form ( i see a cock ) - 12h

[eager igloo]

[stoic girder]

Pedro Pascal having a crash out took most of my attention.

[simple ore]

he saw a cock and activated

[pale ingot]

im afraid to get close to it unfortunately, from all the text logs ive read its supposedly immune to physical and electrical attacks

[drifting mantle]

[pale ingot]

and i dont know about fire

[stoic girder]

Rookie mistake, should have posted goonbait.

[simple ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1405687104373133343/20250814_112928.gif

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/maybe-heavy-tf2-uncertain-gif-19368937

[eager igloo]

Barely covered tits to distract mods

[pale ingot]

@high meteor you know what would be funny
turning this guy into a radiation bomb by putting 50 billion radiation items in him

[naive bison]

MOOOODS

I SEE A COOOOCK

[naive bison]

high quality dog

[drifting mantle]

@narrow lotus you mean like this?

Lord have mercy, I'm about to bust

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/i-want-some-milk-gif-19980244

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1016427370195976434/1369213816013066292/strashno.gif

[naive bison]

that one robochicken animation

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lhEEDkv3zk

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/slipknot-chris-fehn-stroke-jerk-off-gif-17370064

[simple ore]

i love this gif it has so many uses

[naive bison]

very pleasant and warm aura on this photo

[drifting mantle]

[river zealot]

Back to bedge

[deep topaz]

Cat masage

[eager igloo]

Real

[eager igloo]

Holy shit it's him

[pale ingot]

this spot gets even better dude what the fuck @high meteor

i can just go down there from here?

granted i need to get a bridge down but still

[naive bison]

holy shit i forgot tariq nasheed exists

i wish it stayed that way

[naive bison]

he isnt and its fake

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-nickelodeon-sigh-phew-gif-2149481664413954259

[pale ingot]

wretched demon @high meteor

okay moving process is 99% done

i need to bring my radioactive stuff now along wit the hazmat container, i left all of those for last

and then i'll sort everything out

[quaint ore]

For a second i thought you were playing fallout 76

[eager igloo]

Abiotic factor?

[pale ingot]

and now comes the fun bit
organizing and sorting everything @high meteor

and also getting electricity work done

[eager igloo]

Looks fun

Didn't give it a try yet

[drifting mantle]

I still don't know what this game is about

[eager igloo]

Me neither

Trying to make a sailboat in vintage story but my sail didn't grow yet

[drifting mantle]

I picked up Rough Trader yesterday, but haven't gotten around to play it yet

[eager igloo]

I don't have a lot of time to play recently

[drifting mantle]

The answer is "Yes, obviously"

[naive bison]

@weak jackal

[pale ingot]

wretched demon

anyway i got the water setup sort of down

i dont think its possible for me to connext 2 ramps together so im fucking like

doing hood construction

i can do this better though gimme a sec

[eager igloo]

Favela drip

[naive bison]

depends on how expensive it is

[pale ingot]

are you shitting me @high meteor

fuck it, whatever

so here's the new setup

2 bridges going from that particle lab sign over there

to another one going from the railing

i couldnt make it 3 bridges since it wasnt able to use supports

and despite that looking like i'd fall through it if i didnt jump its weirdly safe

i even overloaded myself to the max to see if i'd fall through and i didnt

daemon

[eager igloo]

His name is Josh

[high wing]

joshua tomar

[pale ingot]

why do these damn blackouts happen so often i think i just got 3 in one day @high meteor

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus https://www.vxreddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/J6qh2rjxuG

this is a reference to what i do with your mom

[pseudo robin]

!reddit

[split canyon]

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[pale ingot]

i was doing electrical work and it took me almost too long to realize

check this electrical work out

propa electricity

[sage pond]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-uma-musume-manhattan-cafe-umapyoi-mr-beast-gif-15635242584718889109

[narrow sorrel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-9bwHJDBGQ

[sage pond]

thank you for blessing me

[narrow sorrel]

that video is all I think about when I see the Mr. Beast pose

[pale ingot]

wrath

[sage pond]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxyWIregWho&list=RDwxyWIregWho&start_radio=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmB3CXSnuIU&list=RDLmB3CXSnuIU&start_radio=1

[pale ingot]

dæmon

[prisma venture]

GUZYS

I WONT KNIFE

ITS LEGIT AND NO DEPOIST

[minor cypress]

[pale ingot]

check it @high meteor

this is what i got going on right now

big storage

[prisma venture]

nice crib man

love that cookin area

[pale ingot]

i have more shit to work on like a farming area

but so far this is big

[prisma venture]

u will make it great i bet

[pale ingot]

farming isnt too hard to pull off

one more thing i need is an extra fridge i think

and i wanna make a beehive area

[prisma venture]

ohh honey? very nice

very healthy

honey is peak

[minor cypress]

ask him for a banana muffin recipe

[pale ingot]

i sure hope that one beehive respawns

wretched demon

hey actually

i wonder if i can fish in this

considering its an acquarium

[prisma venture]

nah i asked what happend at tiananmen square

[pale ingot]

kurwaaaaa

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/silent-hill-2-chat-is-gif-5226413449296118228

[prisma venture]

opaaaaa

[pale ingot]

for now imma see if i can fish here

oh my god i can

major

[prisma venture]

aha

[slender rock]

teach a man to fish he be fishin all the time

[pale ingot]

we eating good

im gonna finish this whole evil ass night creatura thing

then i'll do like

fuckin.. whatever i got next

[prisma venture]

based

[pale ingot]

mainly actually progressing

that and i have an ornate key

[glad ingot]

What game is that if it's a game

[pale ingot]

Abiotic factor

i also wanna get actual furniture in here atleast to put my soup pots on @prisma venture

[prisma venture]

yeah do that

guys

[glad ingot]

Thanks

[pale ingot]

i also have the entire other cubicle-y bit to this bit of the map

and i dont know what to do with it

[prisma venture]

ITS PUMA

[glad ingot]

What?

[prisma venture]

what u doing here flak puma

how u doin

[glad ingot]

PUMA

Puma is 234/2

What I am doing here? I am enjoying the memes

[prisma venture]

what is this then

[glad ingot]

Also coffee

[prisma venture]

its flak puma

[glad ingot]

It's different version

[prisma venture]

lisen

i see 8 wheels

and flak

[glad ingot]

Look at the turret

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-eating-finger-finger-in-mouth-gif-17418478209601592476

chat

[prisma venture]

is this puma yes or no

[sage pond]

puma convertible

[prisma venture]

thank you

[glad ingot]

So this is puma too

[sage pond]

I didn't say yes or no

[pale ingot]

what the fuuuuck

im killing that thing

[sage pond]

what even is this game, and why does the B key induce panic attack

[pale ingot]

it doesnt seem to die

[pale ingot]

abiotic factor

[prisma venture]

yes

[pale ingot]

and the b thing is supposed to be emotes

namely the sitting emote

[prisma venture]

"sitting emote"

more like

" IM GONNA DIE " button

[slender rock]

Oh shit

so it just blazed through Utah and Nevada

[prisma venture]

huh

[slender rock]

mmkay

bike part

[prisma venture]

aha

costly?

[slender rock]

the bit that makey the pedal harder or easy

not really

just the old one was mangle to fuck

[prisma venture]

i got lad who does dirt bike stuff

won a few medals and tropihes

nice lad

[slender rock]

motor or leg powered?

[prisma venture]

but his dad left him when he was little so he little soft

[prisma venture]

leg

[slender rock]

o

I just use it because I don't like driving here

[prisma venture]

had to teach him how to shave and this stuff

[slender rock]

and I don't have a licence

[prisma venture]

wait

hold on

give me sec

[slender rock]

Don't do it

[prisma venture]

u need licence for bikes

[slender rock]

No

no

[prisma venture]

no?

[slender rock]

I just hate driving with people

[prisma venture]

u are murican

just shoot em

[slender rock]

I live in california

[prisma venture]

sorry to hear that

[slender rock]

🥲 not by choice

born here

probably gonna die here too

[pale ingot]

usually i see atleast one pest spawn right here and then it gets annoying and breaks shit so im gonna just

put the evil spinny blades of doom right here

[prisma venture]

is that ravenholm contraptions?

[gleaming grove]

Brainfart channel

[prisma venture]

why not move

[slender rock]

a nod to to ravenholm

[prisma venture]

okey my reels arnt that cooked as i tought

[slender rock]

mom is old, and tired, doesn't have the energy to move somewhere

[prisma venture]

:/

[slender rock]

[prisma venture]

yeah

where in cali u live?

[gleaming grove]

A fellow California stucker?

[slender rock]

the state capital! Sacramento, Light the beam or some shit

[prisma venture]

thats nice place? or some shit?

[slender rock]

uhm blah blah kings blah blah Sac Repubic futball

depends

[gleaming grove]

But but

Capitol of Cali is Los Angeles