#🎪bruh-fart
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I know, I know
I was not serious 
nerd
But you know this response, when you say stuff like that 
im never fully serious in anything i say here
you will never find out my true unmasked opinion in here
full time job
based
internet tard
is it that youre in love with a certain brainfart femboi
also hello retards
no he's already married
i have returned
can you go away you smell
Weak
I will post nothing but my true unfiltered dog shit opinion in here 
take a whiff
he sat tf down
this is my mode of transportation
honestly actually based. why exert effort when midget slaves can get you to the vagina store
rollinn rollin rollin rollin
i forgot it's FNS
He a goon
same joke about 3 times already
i dont think its funny anymore
The most serious of crimes
they shilled the tshirt twice in one minute
that's not my problem if they want to make money in 2025 america they do what they do
thats why its FNS
not ham season
what is with brainfarters just straight up posting ads
this aint a shitpost its literally just an ad for their shirts
fr
thats what im saying
theyre just shilling fucking ai generated tshirts and shit
its always edgy humor with slurs to sell ai generated shirts
every time
"LEGALIZE STEROIDS!!!" and shirts of dudes with muscles
i think we should just treat em as scams since they're 50$ chinaslop drop shippers
mfs when the ai slop has a plug
dig in yo butt twin
you first bbg
sending hate from michigan 🔥
sending gypsies from romania 

fertile?
The US would implode
you seem to have a very different opinion of gypsies than the eu does

i see brunette i see mother
I need them to steal from the assholes that stole from the other assholes
i cant talk about my opinion on what gypsies are because 
Stealing gypsies?
Take as much as you want then, no need to steal them 
ham, they're stupid americans
they just know that a light brown shade, the ladies become more appealing and want to colonize them
im about to start gypsiegreencard dot com
the british and spanish roots of colonizing still burning deep inside
horrible idea let me tell you right now
listen to ham he's right about this
any brunette gypsie that applies can marry me and move in instantly no questions asked
@narrow lotus
this guy is hopeless
one million gypsie speed dater TLC show
opinions on turkey, the country @spring quail
i find the one gypsie that will steal my heart
they make shit guns and shit ammo
anything else
cats
right. he doesnt know
Gaz just stick to latinas the crazy is enough
you cannot handle gypsy women
I remember buying some turkish slugs and the lead was so malformed that I genuinely think somebody bent it on purpose just to fuck with me
i might be too crazy for the latinas
My guy, you would fall for a Trojan horse... Even tho they tell you it's a Trojan horse 
you think you're too crazy for the latinas the gypsy women are gonna turn you into a husk
you have to find a varrio latina
The turks make good pistols though. Caniks are solid
just never touch a Turkish shotgun
i prefer the type of latina that's hard to visually differntiate from a SEA girl and vice versa
i can provide the example
Turks the moment anything vaguely mentions their country
she's from malaysia, i went to school with her
turkey number 1 worldwide in highest volume of retards per square meter
did you get rejected?
no, elementary-middle school dating is weird af
2007 was a better time
wait how old are you
this is @simple ore posting from his berlin apartment

it gets worse
i didn't believe older people when i was young when they said you can feel your body slow down/go
Greeks and Turks arguing online (they live a block apart in Berlin)
i believe now
oldhead ptsd
oh but nah back in 8th grade (2012) she was impressed i could pronounce attack in titan's japanese name
was never into sour shit like that, esp warheads
warheads were always a dare candy
wtf ur old
Nah I’m fucking way more mobile and jacked now
still gonna be younger
and that score you keep won't mean shit then
No selfies, thank you
i mean im def harder better faster stronger but shit is not that sweet
i hate da beech
granted my diet is gjdhgjk
are you flexible? :3
I love those memes
Not really
unfortunate
one of my favs
we gotta get robert in an agility course to get those tendons stretched
honestly just like try to touch your toes a couple times a day and youll work out those tendons
can I bend you over
get a room
Ham spitroast
elite gooner
I recently saw a video about Hernán Cortés and how he fucked the natives with just a few hundred men 
this shit causes more accidents than road gooners
i paintball those mobile billboard trucks
disease came in clutch
im gonna shove a didgeridoo up your ass buddy
you aint even a kiwi
i've been fucked standing before it was quite an experience
he just like me
That and he attacked the king during some sort of negotiation with horses (they only knew lamas) and boom sticks 
Yeah me too it’s worse in every way right
nah that was a conscious and sober decision to have say gex
the spanish were moving like prime von
keep it to yourself dawg
They can't
the holy paladin
It's the crown that grants his power
divine artifact
dugluth you brohk my coucth
cant hang
i got work in the morning tf im saying
i cant hang either
Now... Time to gamble!
Im still a teen student its okey
TIME FOR GAMBA ALCOHOL

i hope you all have horrible nightmares
Why
Becuse we can have funn?
because my exes keep coming to me in my dreams and im tired of being the only one having bad dreams
don't be gei
My typa fella
it's not that hard
Give her knuckle Sandwich lol
but she fine shyt
bisexual lighting
alr bet im snoozing tag me out when you load into the dream big stepper
Bet
if this isnt me im dead
you're not cardan lil bro
liqour is liqour
well
i choose the easiest to drink
this was on new year so yeah we we wanted try it
quesiton
@spring quail
where are u from
man lunch
sorry to hear that
it is what it is
or peperoni how u dumb fucks call it
i didnt choose to spawn here
the amount of europe*ns on this server makes me uncomfortable
subway in the ghetto would serve this and ask for a tip
whats this then
one of the most popular toppings to the most popular foods
the larger slice is some weird pepperoni from a wholesale store and the smaller cut is genoa salami
well salmo bread and pepperoni
almost like the stalker was made in ukrine
im pretty sure it was made in Ukraine 

well here in czech we also have peperoni
but we rather eat this boy
this is pepperoni from a costco-like place
they have summer/smoked sausage like that at my local grocer but it's legit hidden in the bread aisle
this is "paprikaš" very popular here its salam thats from hungary so there is lot of paprika and shit like that
lovley
we getting political huh
Never forget when serbia bombed pearl harbor 
I sense a serb. Paradropping 13 Albanians to your house
our shit here is either generic shit that every grocer has or you search far and wide for the quality kolbasa
nah i got few serb freinds no worry about me
the costco shit im eating is just american portion packaging of normal shit from local grocer
well... u are america
u only know how to eat shit
and not good stuff
ay ay
no lie
jebote
he didnt cap
Just in time 
but im trying to get my own grinder/sosig maker because store offerings are garbage
this is the most flavorful sausage available at my grocers
If it dont got red 40, I aint eating it 
@spring quail if u want to eat good stuff go to texas
The Czech Bakery in the town of West Texas on I-35 is a must stop
Typa shii
this stuff is peak
"Czeck"
i got stuff like that local it's just a long ass drive
besides texas is texass
yeah like what stuff
the brother looks ghoulish
🤣
U DONT EVEN HAVE NORMAL BREAD IN U.S

u fuckin eat toast
all day long
and call it bread
Jesus fuck ur so annoying
wdym they surely have bakeries
this is bread
2 types of salami ?
the fuck is your problem
whoa calm down the authority on bread has arrived
if your bread isn't coated in excess flour its over
sourdough centurion in this bitch
so u dont like that bread i sended? why
CARBS are CARBS
im not saying i dont like it its just per my american standards we dont have that available on shelves normally
calm your autisms
this is why, as a true red-blooded american, I ONLY CONSUME REFINED SUGAR 🇺🇸 🔥🔥
u can make it at home its not that hard
when u make your own bread
actual bakeries are few and far between. im not kidding when i say i have to take a 40 hour drive for quality meats and shit
aand its still warm and make a breakfest
omgh
so good
and u drink coffe and smoke ciggie
omg

i aint waking up early enough to bake bread and have a fry up
ew ciggie smokers
FUCK you just reminded me i bought a pack of cigs today
smoke em
what u boguh
bought
tell me
camel turkish royal
this is an intervention
i dont normally smoke
why
playing gamma and """"enjoy cigarette"""" option has made me want to suck down them shits like you wouldnt believe
yeah me too i only smoke when i drink
i normally vape
oh...
man
i LOVE me a good cancer stick
vapes gonna kill you soooner that ciggies
honestly in the reality i live in that is a blessing and not a curse
ciggie smells horrible at least
me
holy cope
nah vapes are worse man
ik
like real
are you like retarded
and only with friends
we get it you right click enjoy cigarette
nah nah nah ciggie when drunk hits different
trust me
i won't
-8 mSv/sec
i remember when i first downloded anomaly and i wanted better animation
the russian ciggies with the golden eagle are the goat
drinking is good for you it cleanses your body off all bacteria
so i donwloded it
If you vape, you smoke asbestos
open a pack of malboros and it crahed
my doctor said camels are -60mSv/s
shit was peak
I dont see the problem. Let's get some lead in there too 
man
we already have mirco plastics
no worries
has camels and winston blue
this explains everything
camel royals or just filters
No need to worsen the situation
yellow
winstons are also ass bargain bin marlboros
nah
yes
we only smoke lucky strike here
ahahah
I wish gamma had a shitting animation
american and thier prices so shit
there were some ciggs that smelled like fruits
I want to take a fat dump in Sid's bunker
american cigs $9/pack australian cigs $45/pack
adding soap and wipes
which is like $20 usd
thats why i live in czech republic i can go to poland and buy pack for less then here in czech
i love item bloat
They're $10 at a tobacconist
45 a pack 
You're a retard if you buy the government smokes
what about snus?
What expensive shit, does to a mf
we have the og snus
Only for the goyim government smokes
i dont even think they know what is snus 
straight tobacco rolled up
where is this bro
Beautiful country
west eu? that shit hole
bunch of commies across the pond 
this is chemma
basically our old ass version of snus
why do cigs in gamma come out the pack pre-lit
ohg boy looks nice
idk why i liked the smell of it as a kid
Its zone magic i ain't gotta explain shit
i also liked the smell of car smokes so there's that
my mom smoking in the car was nice smell yes
or i love the smell of gas ( who donst aint i right ?
)
sharing a soda at a theme park after my mom smoked was not
i wanted to kill that bitch
Crazy soviet tech
zone
We still haven't reached their level of tech
we used to pour the liquid of correction pens on tables and sniff it at school
shit was nice
I can tell
I wouldnt question it, considering the source of those cigarettes
no worries u are here at brain fart
u can say this out loud
theres an anomaly that keeps the ciggies lit
peak
i used to be a competitive sharpie snorter
as i said zone
they were also useful for vandalism
i loved these
this is the same place in which an explosion made dogs blind and some weird ass blobs that can tear you apart
There must be a correlation between sniffing corrector pens and becoming a brainfart poster
never put this shit on yo nails
more things dont make sense
fuck the smell might kill few of my brain cells but HBOY
this is peak brain cell killer
yeah it says "PERMANENT" I KNOW
I wonder if some ballsy stalker ever lit a cigarette using a flame anomaly lol
but alchol wipes should be enough to clear it
yeah well it didn't say (we couldn't read it)
Someone should write a thesis about this
ever tried pouring half a liter of etanol into a pot, boiling it with a cloth covering it, and then smelling the fumes?
real real
or a hairy armpit gooner
right
shit is good
^ slur armpit shaver
No sounds like Eastern European activity
be a real man and remove it with bare hands
Because it is
What is wrong with you?
worse thing i did as a kid was shave my balls with a razor
what is wrong with you? im all right
actual nightmare

yup
yup
okey QUESTION

woman have it real easy with no itchy balls
I mail bomb professors because I'm a domestic terrorist 
||who put toothpaste on tip of your dick actual quetsion bcs i did becuse i saw it on interent and they said i shoulnt do it becue it would burn ( it did )||
They bleed once a month instead
nah i never did that
I prefer the itchy balls
keep in mind i was like 8 or 9
i dont wanna hear no more slander
for the FBI agent listening to me, I laughed because its funny, not because its relatable

There are federal agents in my walls
@drifting mantle is one of them

you too? 

i will now reveal to you all the peak of women
I hope they don't find my terabyte of furry porn
local brainfart user learns how to transmit pain through screen
w..w..would
nice tits, short hair me no like and WTF why hairypits
🪒🪒
Oh yea shit
but would hit yes
there has to be a downside
and fellas
this one isn't so bad
brah they aint even that bad
its just a lil hair
next covid variant needs to finish the job already 😭
i was born to bushwack
i dont want to go tough jungle every time i want sex with her
i am a certified WILDERNESS EXPLORER
Nah bro I hope the noose wont snap again
if there's no jungle I DONT WANT NONE
i mean few hairs sure but like man idk 6 cm bush lookin shit no thank you at last trim it or some shit idk
are troll memes back again 
thats how you boil crabs, or frogs
The brainless frog
We've all been fucking tricked, this is Loss
no this is an old one
children killed the trollface
okey lisen i have standarts but if she is normal gal im wiling to accpet it
You also don't troll anymore, you bait
time to bring mlg back I think. long overdue
mlg was never good
false......
I liked it
5th grade me loved that shit
The montages were so extreme but fucking cool
but now when im looking at it its like the fuck D
how bout that pricks face when e saw the gat
fiber optic cable
lotsa money in that shit
if i get banned for this im gonna cry
oh yeah ?
why would you get banned
If you get banned then I post dancing hitler again
becuse mods are soft
you know iedy
nvm no
for you i thought that was pakistan
like
like bro
wdym no mani n bare ass
what is this
No bare ass is 1984
!1984
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yes

@drifting mantle do something u robot go cut the mods electricity or some shit
Imagine the gooner posting, if bare ass is allowed... It would be glorious
A heaven for iedy
hold on
Can't
dm
I need to send it to josta
bet
emotional
I was warned for posting "porn" that had the UK flag all over the image
You legit only could see the face 
ahhh the lats one was peak
only Kj know
this is real by the way. I was the coyote that mauled this man to death
Based
absolutely atrocious occasion to be an opposition
lotta lil monies technology 🤓
by fellas
for fellas
xDDDDDDDDDD
this horse is my spirit animal
would be even better

yeah im pice of shit human i know
no buddy you need to reflect
Me too... 
sit in the relection corner or something
hmmm
and try not saying retarded shit in the future
Shifty is not able to self reflect
ill try my best to say the retarded shit in the futre
sardine man has come
i pray to god he has those little ass sardines that don't need to be deboned
If you aren't banned yet, are you really trying your best?
lisen
im try to give my retarted preaching to others
so everyone can be retard like me
which reminds me
@tidal trellis get a live
u suck
Thank you for not using the stupid command
he did not 😔
on worries
always nice to see him
with 50 stray cats following along
MNA
MAN
U DONT KNOW
wwe have old lady in the city
and shit
she has like 20 bags
same but she's further up
she takes care of the strays
Didn't even spell it right
anyways, trying to sleep, shoo
time for bf6
get
a
live
retard
dont tell me what to do
bro said hes always right yet isnt right with the spelling

That's because the language dictionaries got it all wrong
dawg you're drunk go to bed
Bro is actually correct with his spelling each time
anyway
@simple ore "Homeless woman drags 50 bags through the city. It takes her half a day to walk a kilometer, and no help is coming. "
this is the shit i was talkin about
she made it to national news
oh she was homeless 
well she dont talk but our family things her house burnt down a long time ago and her man died there
ive never seen a homeless hoarderr
so thats why she carries it all the time
bro she's loaded
she's like a train you can rob in RDR2
free loot moving thru town slowly
yeah on the pic she has like 3 bags irl she had lowkey 26 or more
thats some gaē ass news
It's like a ultra rare pokemon card or something
other national news: Duck farts, town is devistated
aren't you american
watcha know about good news
when was the last shooting?
only when it benefits the "greater good"
Good goy
peak
prolly yesterday mf but it aint gonna be me 
i loved the shaun of the dead thats my fav of the 3
sad
hit em with that yoinky sploinky badoinky
to any cia agent reading this
give me 5k$ and i'll totally fly to the us and commit a tragedy
real
dodging shootings is just how we filter the weaklings
you're getting killed afterwards retard
its hunger games
damn
and who called me retard?
@rocky geode u so fat u cant even dodge the fuck u mean
pee is stored in my balls
and i won't have it any other way
only thing fat is my dick
love my retards
cope more
i will
bro so fat he probably has never seen his dick in a long time
burgerland moment
dont talk to me and my fat dick ever again
i bet dan is using 4chan to talk with "woman"
hey man I still love you

but fr
@tidal trellis u heard him he called u woman be happy retard
I dont want to treat this shit hole of a chat like prison
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its FAR too late for that
i still dont get this shit
this is 1984fart
this song is my kink
my kink is shook ones pt 2
evil ass eagle interrupts innocent man while he golfs
NVM thats my kink too
Latina Women
he loves america and hates golf
People trying to sleep!!!
shoo!
bro why he laughing at em
u heard him lauhing? thats rich laugh right there
stfu
GOLF IS A SPORT FOR COMMIES 🇺🇸 🔥🔥🔥
stfu up
I do not answer to you 
then block me retard
no I'm not weak to do that
yes u are
youre submissive and breedable thats pretty weak
only people I've blocked are bots or people who turned bad 
bro is saying hes in pakistan but hes sleeping in the middle of the day
not a real pakistani
Yeah, I sleep late
wait u bloked your self? how
blocking is gei

Hell
did they give your omouri gifs back u lil twink
!0flop
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true pakistanis contribute to the greater population and towards bettering the already great nation of pakistan, not sleeping in the middle of the day like toddlers
If I had my gifs back I'd be posting them
Did you lose your gifs again idot
Pakistani paladin over here
this country is mostly full of backstabbing incompetent people who just want money, and couldn't care about contributing, you live furthest from Pakistan 
bro was having nightmares 
He lost a chromosome on the way
bro is swiming in air or wtf xDDD
Low value male
POT CALLS KETTLE BLACK
and u are one of them
thats so homophobic of them here ill post one for you
You are literally describing yourself, except your desire is cock instead of money
THATS NOT ONE OF THEM
laughed so hard my head hurts
this made it worse 
No, and no 
Like come on
How do you contribute to your nation?
Plus I don't backstab people 
he takes away
Are you trying to be better than them?
Since you know
First thing in changing something is changing yourself
Its not just about saying stuff on others
J are you alright??? You seem to be sayin, nonsense
Kel would never
You dont get what I mean?
Who you calling gal 
man ice cube just said "my pager blowing up" i felt that
this is why As a proud pakistani citizen I work for a better tomorrow for this great nation
Bro
Aint no way
Leave Ronnie alone
Let him rest
Anyways, I'm going back to bed 

ice cube is a fraud
fake gangster
Its 10am
why
People like flop is holding pakistan back from greatness (destroying india)
dawg 90% of rappers are
thats why i only like the real ones
i cant hear the ringtone in public anymore without thinking about it
I still have 5 hours of work so 
good i should thank him
2 for 1
If flop was actually pakistani, why is he not in the Pakistani Discord Server?
My dad uses it for 5 years at this point
Everytime I am his navigator in a car ride, it just hits me
God let him never wake back up
do they let gaës in there
thank god i don't remember the ringtone
indian spy sent to sabotage the country
not invited to my 4 hour goon shesh
thats like accusing someone of being the antichrist
Good thing I dont know any
Gypsies and Bulgarians only ruin the balkans
Flop is Slovakian or Slovenian, he made up the fact he is Pakistani so he can feel different, in reality he is just the general twink stereotype
dude thinks the whole world is only the balkans
Slovenian
Slovakia is amazing
@stone blade comment
I believe balkans are the whole villains
Balkans is a very strange place, it is the only area where people will agree that their country should be carpet bombed
the balkans are 7 spider man memes pointing at each other
I have never seen gypsies and balkans in my entire life, its just propaganda that they exist to scare children to sleep
Uhuh
Cause you are from phillipines
I saw what you said
they are very real
Misspelled Pakistan
Nobody is that bad in this world outside of balkans (maybe jews to some extent)
Thats what I said
Any proud Kyrgyzstani patriots in brainfart today?
If I was Philippines I could say the N word
A gypsie is gonna steal ur pantaloons one day and all you are going to think abt is destroying them
Indians

Why do you think I dislike them
They are the main troublemakers in my area
heh pantaloons
Same for ukrainians
I have a paper cutter below the desk when I see a gypsy eyeing stuff without buying
I like how even Ukrainians are "Sure deport them, we will put them to good use at least."
guys it's a ufo
Since when do gypsies have a home land
the aliens have landed
They do
I'd say its a hideout
Than a homeland
They originate from guess where
India i know
Just
romania
tldr gypsy bad
the bottom of the ocean maybe




