#🎪bruh-fart
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@naive bison how hard is it to get to the shoreline beach
and stay alive for 1 minute
what
i gotta stash the fat bald mans sv98
on pvp?
and multitool
pve
oh easy
i know u play PvE i play spt same shit differnet toilet
except my pmcs can noclip
and tank alot
just pull a map
i'm running l4 armor
wiki has good 3d maps
i mean
i know i need to get to water
that's like, it
then i just gotta wander around the beach tl i find a boat
but im dogshit at fighting pmcs sometimes
this rig should help me not die to any sniping pmcs
cause ill prob take the shot like a king
right
yeah i fuckin know i found it on a dead guy
he had a thermal sight on it
which i replaced with a scope
prime cocksucking neck position
@tidal trellis can you confirm?
How should I know, I don't have experience
I'm a wholesome person
Plus that's gross!!!
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do not hide your knowledge from me i know you saved the lost scrolls from the library of Alexandria

Do I look like I was alive during then 
I only started existing in 2004
And been just taking in air since 
I can't make peace with both that 2004 people are adults and that flop is an adult
I'm out of touch
flop is 20 its too late for him
anyway
back from work
hopefully i wont work this summer again
its hot
and fuckin long hours
You were around since the prehistoric age, it's okay busy
You're part of ancient history
U seen it all
'
flo
only in tarkov do you get 215,212,014,193,475.9 ms latency
shut the hell up, you vat grown homunculus who doesn't know what tea is

ahhhhhhhhh im tierd
this is very fuuny
I'm not a creature made out of... whatever that thing is made out of
I'm 100% pure human
Like u
even HAL would have answered less language model-like to this
and he's a clanka
flop you're so fucking strange
Well by now you should expect the unexpected from me Busy 
Man I've waiting for use that for a while now
Why are u that concerned 
very glad you get to enrich your five phrases-long repertoire with something fresh out of another quirky show
Well I'd say is a more forgotten one (unfortunately
) but is pretty good
I need to rewatch at some point
thanks for telling me what u had for lunch
You'll figure it out
Breaking Health, Walter's diagnosis
Tbh I thought this video would be simple because the concept was straightforward, but as I worked on it, I kept coming up with new ideas that made everything more complex. Planning it out properly especially making sure the desert transformed into the office smoothly, along with the characters took a few days...
you are 100% a disgrace to humanity

beer
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#alcohol #drunk #meme #viral #relatable
#relatablememes #drunkmemes #funnymemes #driving #postbeerfeels #memesdaily
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#funny #gaming #viral #fridge
16087
True true
I know that feeling to well
what if shes not pretty

Hopspital food
takes more than age to be an adult 
Tung tung tung sahur tier list
for realsies
im 31 and still on my teenage era
i dont know when im going to become an adult
Only reason to care for American Football
haha
american football
the right way to say it indeed
the other is just football
soccer? you can soccer on deez nutz
Association Football
Just as the nerds in Oxford intended
American Football is just bastardized Rugger
rugger?
Rugger.
would eat
rugby you mean
can you play football WITHOUT the homoeroticism?
stating the obvious 
shut up idiot
It's a sport, stupid
You can't have sports without being gay
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Any food that isn't being served in the ward tends to be alright
ah good the locals are finally spreading rumors about me
Psych food is no good
horse named PedophileHitler because of its parents named "PedophilesAreBad" and "IDontLikeHitler"
Quoting Max0r (@realMax0r)
︀
just learned that the horse kidslookintouchable is called that because his parents are named "kids classic style" and "lookin touchable"
What should I put in my chicken noodle soup
chicken
I have carrots and onions and celery so far
Is there another vegetable
yes
Ok name one tough guy
You
watermelon
You are a vegetable
We actually do have watermelon, we made gazpacho
Have you had bunny meat
i wish
What’s stopping you
no supplier
Leek, lemongrass
No hurt bunny
Oh fuck yeah, a leek bro
leek maybe
GOOD IDEA
spring onion?????
Yeh
Have you had rabbit meat before
Fry up some narrow strips of ham and throw those in too
No
make rabbit noodle soup

@pale ingot 😔
@median horizon (mixtape_mad) has been muted for 10 hours for reason: Do not use the N-word / bypass automod , yes we can see deleted messages -10h
Didn't do nothing
is that a fucking slur
5aleej


iedy you ready to swing on mfs ay?
my cock

Ok serve it up mister
Diabolical fucking graph
infinite improvement %
I guarantee the person who made the graph uses a macbook
how much?
free my boy
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are claude making these to fool investors? who tf is making these
Its double the cost
More than*
The input is pentuple
$75 per mil output is INSANE
this chat fuckjin dead
f
tf
guys wake up
where is xal
or hal
or ledy
or wwhat his name is
where are day to day fart chaters
where gbusy
and youre drunk
nice to meet u
almost all shit
why u ask
cleaning
laundry
fixing shit around the hose
house
but to be fair my mom is also working so im happy that i can help in any way possbile
and u @upper gulch ?
casual?
you dont play any games
explain
oh
i do
right now im playin war thunder
i hate that game
only whne im drunk i can play it
its shit
OKAY SO ELABORATE
@narrow lotus
Nuh uh
i see 9 good games
anyway this was only once
which one is good?
terraria, rising storms, red dead 2, fo4, escapists, arma and battlefield
meant 8
i just cant count
@upper gulch
this is the recnet games i played via gefroce now
- cyberpunk
which i have on gog
let me see
dont ask about that squad 22 game

it was free i wanted to try it
yooooooooooooooooooooo
i cant save the png
sup broski
looks like my steam
all i have installed
i had more doom but i deleted it
😌
i have dayz but not installed
division 2
arma
i have all metro games but also not installed

i use to have so much more games on my old account
based
i had old account from like 2009 or 2010 i made and it had so much on it
but i lost it
gonna lisen if bad im gonna die
this would work on me im afriad
afraid
primarily cause of the mask
meh
to weak not to my liking but nice taste ngl @solar breach
im more into this
gutalax 🤘
i like dissection because its like black metal but melodic
piggy music :D
tf u mena meh
send me your
taste
also
also
white boy summer music
top
love it
The Elder Srolls III: Morrowind Soundtrack - 01. Nerevar Rising by Jeremy & Julian Soule (2002)
okey i respect hi
this*
the road not taken is hands down my favorite OST in the series
damn near cried when i heard it again in the skyrim solstheim dlc
but man
red orcehstra has one of the best ost mim
oimo
imop
Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad - Original Soundtrack by Sam Hulick
Track 01 - Storm Clouds over Stalingrad
Comment and vote if you want! ;)
omg
thats just might be me
i remembering hearing some of old morrowind ost in solstheim and i was like woah
i like dungeon synth but i dont listen enough to it to know anyone who make it
but when u are playing this game at summer and its 0:00 and u are atttacking as germans the winterwald and this shit starst to play omgf love it
i got few hours on ro2 yes
booooo
boooooooooooo
ro2 peak
funny
funny
very good
game
also good game
yes
yes
but ro2 more quick you dont have to run for 6 mins to next
i also had hell let loose
uhhhh
cap
but yes
post and hll funny game
have both
funn
ro2 funnier to me tho
they are fun
best with friends
i want to play something but cant figure out what to play
i have the same
should i play daggerfall, eso, or download metro 2033 and play it
very based
or try to
metro 2033 is peak
thank thank thank you
so i should do 2033
i had the orginal on xbox360 idk what i've done with it them though
Play morrowind
❤️
ngl i want to get all of elder scrolls games cds and mount them in a glass case
play mouth & balde
play daggerfall and show us the titties
and then do similar thing with the boxes
dude some of the changes in redux are so gey
daggerfall good shit
no bayonets, no panzer tank fight
sir yes sir
godo shit sir
inb4 banned for titties
@upper gulch
i'm not working atm
next job starts next week
i've been playing tarkov all night ngl 
ive played tarkov and ive never gotten whats fun about it
is it just rush you get from maybe losing everything or maybe scoring huge
like same thing gamblers get
pretty much yeah
i like harrd games
we know you do
dont clip that
also i enjoy ball crushing frustation games
too late
i know i know i dont want to be that guy
i see
@river zealot @stone blade
the gunfights are pretty kino too
@placid sail
yea but there are games with better gunplay to me game just has nothing really good about it
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY BEER
NOOOOOOOOOO
its meh
also i fund nikitas new superyacht
Bro what the fuck are my reels there is literally an execution on my feed wtf @stone blade @naive bison @river zealot
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scout insulting my favorite band
goodnight 
laku noc sweet dreams and all that
woah there sherlock
this is normal for insta
why are you complaining
have u seen the shit I've sent u in dms?
@eager igloo
could it be? the "lost to fortnite for no reason" pubg has added emotes
like fortnite, but thirty years later?
@placid sail hi
But you aren't angry about it, are you?
@stone blade
We reached legendary reels
I dont even know wtf is this brainrot lmfa9
agreed
I think ground beef might be bad for you
I’m not sure though
based pfp
based knower
the sacrafice
soldier 
#history #bavarianmapping #ww2 #hoi4 #hoi4meme #hoi4timelapse #heartsofiron4
terrible garbage
awesome
my friends want to play apex again for some fucking reason so now im fucking learning movement tech
ive learned tap strafing super jumps wall bounces and edge bugs
not the cute asian girl nooooo
10 minutes in already softlocked myself 👍
Noclip
i can't

need to restart the entire thing
Krill issue
since you can only save in specific spots
how
i jumped in a chimney
so santa's fat ass can fit and i can't
exactly
its not a perfect fit though 
hey! 
it calls to me
santa in cordon:
If santa was in stalker
what faction would he be
The vibes are immaculate
i mean he needs his elves so he'd probably replace Eidolon

(theoretically he'd have to be the wishgranter itself in this scenario but how would he deliver the presents)
absolute dogshit photo
focused on the fence
0/10
Too bad, its hot dobby
cool fence
wtf is this game
too foggy 
too twinky
Do you enjoy being a twink, I thought about it myself but I cant decide
he loves it but he's like a tsundere in nature
Unfortunately for me I enjoy going to the gym to much to be a twink
go away ham 
I gotta lift the heavy weights
also, no!
I'm not either!
People have said otherwise
I'm going to listen to the gen pop and go with you're a twink and I hope you accept it
Play into the role the census has given you
they brainwash u
I have never been more clear, I believe the people have spoken
@grizzled meadow the amount of PIPA DE PUPA 🤌 🇮🇹 in the new mafia game is overwhelming
mp5 looking good gyatt damn
I love this song!!!
what is this
sfz project
fortnite
Anotha one
Rebecca is the better Edgerunners girl
Anyone got the photo of the sad stalker and the noose with the wishgranter inside it?
I think there was another one
thank you
deftones is kinda fire
You lie, it's moaning Mexicans in your ear
no its guitar in my ear loud as shit
Deftones and fire shouldn't be in the same sentence unless it's to describe the dumpster they belong to
Iedy what does this mean
idk entombed is kinda fire
what actually is this
sfz project
still anomaly?
is that abandoned i checked the mod db
never heard, dont keep up with stalker nowadays
last announcement was in 2022
is it the deluxe one?
ye
Someone please watch the new war of the worlds movie
With ice cube
It’s actually one of the worst films ever made
It’s a historic moment
its kino
It’s fucking amazing
stalker lore is so fucking fire and the gameplay is getting shot in the foot and having to od on fentanyl
When ice cube said “move bitch get out the way”
And copious amount of alcohol
and top it off with 6 caffeine pills to equal it out
the dildo
What the bloodsucker sees before getting blasted with an auto shotgun
not just a dildo
red skull whenever cap pulls up
i went to a build a bear once and when they told me to put a voice into i moaned loud as fuck into the mic
REAL
didnt think it would be replayed to the entire fucking store
Boo womp
really funny if true
it is true
thats what happens when a group of 5 teenagers pull up to a strip mall
what build a bear did you get
cant even fucking remember
i dont have it anymore
i was just doing it for the love of the game
i have a possum
but im adding the bat to the collection
i gotta date coming up actually im gonna make him take me to build a bear
i think i gave it to my friends girlfriend or sum
that was a couple years back
he had timbs on thats all i remember
good use of my money
can i see it :3
liar
wtf
i once hit a possum on the road
there was fur stuck to my tires
is that a vape or cart on the top
nah its my battery bank
MEAN
why ur hand so hairy and fat
why you so orang, orang like reddit
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answer
idk just the angle, as for hair idgaf
i used to be heavy but im back to the weight i like to be at
either take answer or cope
bruh they got a bear for everything
its gaming time
i hope its good
gotta pack shit for florida but this shit is way more importatnt
where you going in florida
fort lauderdale
been there, its aight
when i go to florida im usually in st petersburg
Tallerhassy
i am actuall excited
hold up gotta compile shaders for 10 years
the beta is out
its free
play it fucker
Maybe I should hit that up
the new loading screen
loading screen 2
compiling shaders
it seems all you can play rn is training grounds
Film grain in a fucking video game
why do they hold the gun like that
gmod lookin ahhh screenshot
theyre perfecting their circle grip so they can grip rods better
warfare being homoerotic as always
It’s not just for cool factor but a solid grip for when you go burst
its literally c-clamp or c-grip
would you believe me if this is the highest settings
no
(derogatory)
its crazy that this game graphically looks near identical to hardline
the game has been alot of fun
exact same graphics quality for 2x as much hardware requirments
ive never seen someone cry so much
i lowered the brightness and this shit still hurts my eyes
you ever played ark survival and looked into the sky
this shit looks like ass ngl
actual promo screenshot
Where’s vin diesel
bro its the training level chill
you can still slide
its just unbound
actual dread in one message
i was gonna say you can still slide
did cod like patent the dolphin dive or sumn
why dont more games have it
doom bindings
the game is so fucking grainy
show me one video of them playing and not sucking balls on the bottom of the team
cant
i tried arrow keys in the training range that shit is fucking ass
@tidal trellis put these on
i like how they dropped a beta for free and your stuck to the shit ass training ground cant even play with bots
2042 had bots and that game is fucking ass
i feel like this beta will last for 3 days max
it's for 2 days
lucky guess
Okay garmin
strange
i really like battlefield so if it doesnt immediately drop with mostly negative reviews ill prolly pick it up
what the fuck are these beta times
that went great in 2042
the shotguns cycle so fast
actually fun shotguns in a battlefield game?
nvm they three tap at 10 meters
the default pistol is a p320
they should make it whenever you holster it fucking shoots you in your leg
Turn it into a throwable
what a fucking choice
a glock that has no safety at all is safer than a p320 just off its trigger pull
does the p320 misfire because it has an ultra hair trigger
or because of something else
no its because its slide is so fucking shit
its striker is in the slide
and its sear is in the frame
the slide has so much play
like with minimal force you can twist it and make it click
@Protraband @FocusTripp @lockloadwithdickfairburn-cr1jb
@BenStoeger187
@trench_grenade
this whole video is just an example
@quartz ridge fuck cars dude
he pulls out a tauros and it has no play in the slide and tauros handguns are FUCKING ASS
with less than MILLIMETER of pull it will fire
and its all from the slide
and thats reasonable amount dirt loves getting up in the trigger especially if you use it as an edc
My buddy ordered a guitar but got 4 for some reason, selling em for 70 a piece
Dunno the brand but theyre smexy
why would the striker be in the slide?
because modern sig is run by a fucking criminal
didn't the army sign up for the 320 to be the new normal?
did they not do any sort of testing?
at warren air force base
like, FIELD condition testing?
Its rumored sig paid
idk theres a bunch of consipiracy
Paid good
because both of the weapons that got considered were sig
the spear and the 320
and with the ceos criminal background of supplying arms illegaly its not a stretch
the m4 is just true and tested
trying to replace it was a mistake
its why every eastern country hasnt conisdered changing from the ak barr some few
they just change parts on it
Its also cus theres literally more aks than people
or make their own locally produced spin on it
In that side of the world
exactly
the ak 12 is fucking horrific
Mikhail Kalashnikov would fucking cry with how they massacred the ak
everyone has a complexity boner when it comes to firearms
just make something that works
Not everyone
major manufacturers
the only reason the spear was considered was because of its caliber
to beat body armor
Yeah cus creating new models = more money
BUT THE FUCKING FAL EXISTS
Thats like. Corporate bullshit 101
if we were rocking fals i would be completely onboard
My buddy in the british forces loves the fal
308 is a fucking great caliber
Says its his favorite rifle hes gotten to use
i want a fal so bad
the FAL is a shit rifle
at some point ill pull the trigger and buy one
Wait till you learn why we replaced it with 5.56
and the US stopped using accuracy by accuracy for a reason
then they immediately signed contracts with sig
fucking mistake
they wouldve been better off making new rounds for the 556
getting hit by 5.56 will disable you as much as getting hit by .308, why bother waiting until you get a good shot off when you can dump 3 rounds downrange in the same time
Thats not why
nuh uh
because the contract for the sig shit was specifically to beat body armor
they wanted to pen body armor
for a new standard of rifle
just make more of the good ammo
just make the steyr ACR
you don't need a new caliber
fucking real
the only reason they didnt use that rifle was because of the flechette shape not always discarding the sabot
5.56 was specifically designed to MAIM the target rather than KILL them
Armies waste more manpower and resources trying to save soldiers. But a dead man takes up a lot less resources
if they really wanted to beat body armor they could just use a 308 rifle
308 black tip goes fucking hard
And yes they wanted a faster round for armor piercing too
so it really just seems like some government entity was paid off by sig
Russia took it a step further with "the poison bullet"
7n3?
its just because the wound path curves so much
Intentional
eh maybe they prolly made it and saw the wound path and said thatll work
5.56 was just the US copying 5.45
Like i said, trying to save a soldier wastes much more time and resources than killing one

War of attrition type shit
god i love the ak
such a beautiful simple gun
with that wood furniture oh my lord
that gets my fucking rocks off
I love the canted muzzle thing to compensate for the heavy slide's recoil
god its just sexy
and then you get zenitco in the mix and they just make fucking beautiful parts
It reminds me of the t34 just having a single bump to physically slam tank tread bolts back in place as its driving
Peak slav engineering
adds onto an already fucking amazing design without trying to change it much
the slavs arent one for complicating things
which is why their tanks suck 
The soviets just needed the tanks to last the war


