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hate clankers
Hol up

Im so cooked chat π₯
yo gurt
@grizzled meadow
if you ever not tag me in sopranos memes i will remove you from this plane
my instagram feed is porn , racism , car crashes and sopranos ( all 3 of the above )
everyone has porn on their instagram and i cant even get one video
facial demonization

its a thing now
I didn't know Iedy
hiiii
I got racism, depression and 9/11
Partially due to 1 dude sending me reels every moment he can
Oh and german memes 
a yes the meme homie you can always rely upon
Like the "Okay Garmin" one?
Which I just learned yesterday about
So did u video speichern already or nah
my instagram feed is racism and some weird guy failing to pronounce everything
mariomaroi
ive been laughing for 40 minutes at this guy's pronounciations
Ok lex eee lex eee?
Fr fr i love him
I ordered a Garmin dashcam right away, but it didn't arrive yet
ye that guy

Nah straight up swastikas
That kind of german memes
i open instagram check 5 reels, what do i get?
work office depression, 9/11, sponsored thingy, Mr Bean doing the hitler salute and then some other random meme that would get me banned here
i am feeling very drunk and very good
Was Instagram always like this?
they took away my indian people getting run over by trains and head on collisions in traffic
i have no idea, my friend tells me yes
i still get some head on collisions
i dont get them anymore
it was replaced with gai black men shaking they ass
and actual shootings
and murder
hold on lemme check real quick what the first thing is
If I send here reels I get in instagram
fuck it i havent opened reels today ill do it too
"helicopter footage of 9/11" yeah sounds about right i guess
alright a black dude showing his grandpa the watermelon farm
Didn't know Instagram was this based

Damn
TikTok is for femboys
I got a bias from using 9gag for years
are they actuall doin age verification on porn sites now?
nonstop im getting memes about it
i would rather shit in my hands and clap than send in my id to go jack it
Only for the UK, I haven't gotten anything yet.
What bothers me more is the Visa/MasterCard thing
yeah them taking down gta and shit
another L from australia
Least ban worth reel I get:
if you dont put your minecraft bed next to your homies you fake as shit
i get slavery memes mixed with minecraft
Same


wish i could send them here 
I need to get Instagram it seems, this stuff is peak
punishable
@heady crow@river zealot
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@grizzled meadow @drifting mantle holy fuck i just realised
Salvatore Leone in all GTAs was played by Frank Vincent ( Phill Leotardo )

OOOOO yessss
Bro I was fucking sleeping on Kanonenfieber
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It's sabaton but not gae as fuck
its sabaton but amped up ten fold
imo war songs fit more into black metal rather than that heroic symphonic shit
they also got more cool looking fit
true
I think i heard of them
and minenwerfer too
literally could work
you punch and the gun fires
bullet punches that is fucking based
This is peak hood shit
gn
gn
A classic
crane
I think wordle should be more clear on if there's doubles or not
Cause two doubles is really difficult
Siamese are so cute
I think they're fried potatoes
The full teaser trailer for the newly-announced HEAVY GEAR III by Flameborn Games. For those unfamiliar, Heavy Gear is a 30-years-running love letter to Armored Trooper VOTOMS and probably the peak of western mecha design. The last mainline video game was in 1999.
we still aint getting titanfall 3
i would drown several hookers as offering for titanfall 3
i would drown several anyway, but yeah for titanfall 3? totally
Mmmm tastes like gundams
forgot i had finlands old account in my dms
stop the pakistani hate
nah theyre right though
parading statistics around for no reason just to say racist shit is still racist
anyways why doesnt OOP link their source if theyre gonna talk about "the data"
mfw the "protect the kids" fellas on twitter dont actually care about children
Also what nationality is this white neighbour?
very true
finally a light of reason in this cave of ignorance
Youre the fucking same tho
Even better
Replace jd Vance with all politicians
Replace JD Vance with someone else
you should take notes from Barry
@tidal trellis if my gamma install fails again im gonna beat you
meow
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This is nasty
ICYMI - Attack drones will be deployed at select U.S. schools to stop school shooters in emergencies, by Campus Guardian Angel, a company founded by U.S. military and defense contractors.
Watch the next big school shooter having a homemade/Chinese Alibaba jammer strapped to their bag, stopping the drones completely.
80% of security is making yourself a hard target
Or even better. Drone striking school instead of shooting
make yourself seem too strong to attack
because looking weak, then trying to defend, results in far more lives lost
all of you are missing the point
no one actually cares about kids
its about looking bad ass with a drone
a defense contractor lost a bid to another drone company on the front and already bought stock
that's all
0.4%
ouch
HoE is either BS or just insanely tough
Fuck (metaphorically) them kids! They have it too e... Wait
might want to rephrase the first part
but
idk maybe thats what youre into
gamma seems like the place for that
Nah, I don't wanna fuck kids physically
You wanna WHAT
I don't understand why some people play team PvP games when they don't even try to win
How does one annoy flop just enough for them to not block someone
why does it matter with the flop command exists?
Do flops dream of thigh highs
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surely there's something incredibly inflammatory hidden in this image

No Singapore
is the island even there?
Wdym should be
the funnier geographic name
does it even have a bell?
I donβt think non-Cantonese/Han Taiwanese people necessarily disagree but I also donβt think they want to go through a whole thing when they are supposed to be the shining beacon of Chinese democracy
Bitch sharpy
Formosa? 
November
Japanese colony
Portuguese name but yes I forgot about that designation yes 
Ni||illa wafers||
But no I donβt think natives mind the name but they care a lot more about being Taiwanese in these times
AND THATS BASED
Need
Totally
I wish I had an infinite supply of junk food where I can choose what I want and not rely on getting to pick one thing out at a particular store
If they have anything at all
Not white white but whiteish
Also depends on the reigon
The more closer to Afghanistan it is the more whiter
Hello blur
Fun fact I had red hair when i was born
That or orange
Same deal with my 3 younger siblings
Dude ice blocks have some food smells that I rode past now I am starving
I also looked pale im browner now but my sisters are still pale
SEAMUS!
It was all a bad dream...
MacArthur did not return
why is it always the most experienced guy on the team that plays like ass
every single time
I wish lights weren't so aids to fight
dude the unemployment lobbies on the finals are insane tonight
5 straight absolute obliteration losses
3 of which one team obliterated all 3
HOW DO YOU MANAGE THIS
heavy with a shak 50 BARELY breaks 1k combat
and of course the other teams just no contest us
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This is the greatest safety act problem of All Time
No fucking way
THEY HIT SPOTIFY TOO?
(ζ们η) 60 Social Credits have been removed from your account! Bad work citizen, Do not publicly disclose posts which can make our state look bad. Glory to the Chinese Communist Party!
Collective Shout
Nah this isnt collective shout but ig they are just too sensitive about everything
Its gonna be horror next same as collective shout I'm calling it
The lawmaker ya kno
Does not take into consideration that a thing called
VPN
Actually exists
They wanna ban VPNs too
There are conversations had
What is the Brit now, China?
thank god
now people will finally go to superior way of listening to music
Ya kno thanks god I live in the US
searching it up in youtube
You need to verify
They're trying to do the same thing there
that is a good thing
CUZ BABY TONIGHT, THE CREEPER TRIES TO- Jakes from State Farms - STEAL OUR STUFFS AGAIN
No it isn't
I'm not saying I like Spotify I'm saying age verification is bad
Something tells me I'm not the only one
Tbh if Spotify was hit w age verification
I dont think other music platforms would be spared
even better
means people would go back to the old fashion way of getting music
sailing the seas
I dont think they are/will be
Theres also a petition going on
Mind if you post it
which one
Any
440k responses and the govt said no
The other one too
And seem to be ignoring debate
for what
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/722903
Debate date was due for six days
They aren't gonna debate it
When the government become tyranny, the people become the law
Sadly it doesnt apply to UK
Why do I feel like they are gonna ignore that
I mean maybe im too toxic w Californian government
Oh wait
This is brainfart
No wonder that one guy has the worst possible bait
Sheeeeeeee
just makes me wonder who's pulling the strings
we obviously know who
but surely this isn't good for advertisers
or anyone interested in making money from guest users
has to just be a surveillance state angle
which is funny cause the UK will do literally anything but just getting rid of criminals
surely giving miscreant #5293 a 56th chance will result in change
make sure it's all off the dime of your citizens too. They love that
Skill issue
Job market in the UK is fucked too
I believe they put a per-employee tax in April
we already own nothing
at least in the US, doesn't matter if you own the land or the house, if you don't pay your property tax, govt steals it
sells it for pennies and you make up the difference
Hunter-gathering is da way
The statement they released was basically "We're working closely with our partners" (we know you don't like it and don't care)
lol i learned he was a good s.t.a.l.k.e.r. in webfishing but can't play it irl
....i am using QWERTY :3
gumpus
Huh, a game feature I'll never use, neat
Bonjour
We will soon live in 1984 for real

Well on the UK a Lego brick separator is illegal
"Remember kids, Orwell was English. That farmhouse never was in Kansas"
Also if youre born in 2009 or later you can't smoke
I think they tried to put a tax on sugar
Idk if they got it through
"Nanny-State"
France would've burned the government down by now
WHILE having a riot cookout
Did they ever do after french revolution
This is what some people want... Without them even realising it
Here's French union workers marching with a grill
Fucking BASED
Tearing down government hard
Well yea rioting
Yeah I'll fight for union rights with that
Probably headed off to go terrorise ze germains
Greatest french invention since mayonaisse
It's like a Roman Standard buffing the troops around it with moral
Space Marine 2 woulda resolved faster if the Ultramarines had a cookout
I'm sorry French people, I thought less of you
My thoughts on the SIG P320 fiasco.
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Bob Ross of guns
no more porn without id
crazy work
π¨ BREAKING: The PELOSI Act, which BANS Congressional stock trading, has just passed out of committee, 8-7
The name of this bill is PERFECT π€£π₯ https://t.co/R9LYERij1k
Ain't that.. Good?
βͺοΈ Replying to @nicksortor
@nicksortor Republican pundits are so fucking stupid, man.
Fun facts about the "PELOSI Act":
- It bans stock trades by federal lawmakers
- Nancy Pelosi supports it
- the Progressive Caucus supports it
- Every "no" vote was a Republican
- Donald Trump thinks the bill is targeting him https://t.co/yZ1tvlSDF9
Okay neat :)
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can they fucking fix the fucking roads or nah
my ass feels like it's been ran through by a monlith squad
bitches
ugh
You just find someone else to do that and keep trading through them
Trying to sleep, do you mind!!!
go away!!
@tidal trellis hiii twink
Shut the fuck up Donny
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sleep at 1pn
pm
Why?!!
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Oh come on! I'm trying to sleep!!! 
at 1 pm
@tidal trellis
whats good retards
Most intelligent Newcomer Russian
How deranged was that gif
so, basic shit that is boring
what a beautiful day to hate fucking retards from PR with passion
I hope y'all get food poisoning you bunch of useless twats

also the last week of work of my most effective and helpful colleague who was abused by financing and made do their work only because poor buddy never knows how to say "no"
well no, accounting is probably the more appropriate word
Well sucks to be hin, some ppl are lions others are fish
can you imagine that iedy? your ass is a teacher, and you're made by your school accounting to crunch the numbers on the budget
What the fuck is this lizard
it sucks for everyone else, because he was extremely useful with a lot of stuff
Similar thing happened in my 1st year, but all teachers banded together and refused to do the comitee work
There was some bad blood but who cares , it is what it is
Whats worse is that, the older i get, the more i realise people in positions of power are stupid, selfish and really evil sometimes
I've tried to impose the idea of refusing to do that on him, but he said that it's fine (it was not fine), and out boss never managed to handle the issue himself before leaving
I fucking hate the original animation... Just watching it makes me angry
Thatβs how they r there, not ashamed to abuse other people
so the straw broke the proverbial camel's back, and everyone loses from that
because a bunch of useless russians milfs wanted some freebies
U work in a school?
marketing
I hate women in hr departments
god fucking forbid I have anything to do with russian schooling sheesh

They are actually useless
What can I say
Whatβs their purpose
They start to feel like they can decide the peopleβs future
most of people in our department, which used to be a rather independent part of PR, had a several years of work in the company behind them before the great exodus
Often even the smartest guy canβt apply for a job just bcuz heβs a Scorpio or some shit they come up with
As a black women working in HR, I do not support this kinda bigotry 

Do u agree that
HR department is
Occupied only by women
I never met a man in hr
Previous attempts at communication
I think I saw a guy in our HR department once
Often yes, because you're working with people and working with people is often times a women's profession
but I dunno it may have been a silly deer like creature from PR being confused and getting lost there and too afraid to say it out loud
I knew a few
I met a few guys as well
In IT world I donβt think that there should be an hr who doesnβt know shit about coding

What is pr
Public relations?
Do you have ΠΠ― as well

Human Resource is overrated
hilarious myshinka
that made me guffaw I say I say
Express ur feelings about it
wha.. no it has not
Well, our HR is out sourced and very far away. The fuckers here got taken away their privileges and are only handling the most basic of HR tasks 

@placid sail
Me whenever I talk to any company HR or Customer Service
Baldy
yes
Yea, I remember that I applied for the same position 2 times, and only difference is
it squeaks
I had like
One mistake in my CV
And it didnβt pass the bot check
Or what the hell they use there

Max Payne's alcoholic Florida cousin
Fucking clankers, am I right? 
If someone is Invincible how am I still seeing them
scratch out florida just say commifornia
california does not have the same level of unhinged aura in my limited impression of america as florida does
I JUST WOKE UP IN A STEAMY MOOD YEH? CUZ I LIVE IN A SHIT HOLE
CALIFORNIA IS A SHIT HOLE
I HATE FUCKING LIVING IN HERE
A FUCKING SHIT HOLE
lol
Its funny how the 9th court found California ammo background check is unconstitutional
Based Blurry take
how the fuck
Most companies just hire managers instead of guys who are doing work done
Overmanaged
With no room to actually work
And then California sent letter say basically "I know this law is found unconstitutional, but if you dont follow that unconstitutional law, you are still arrested and charged"
honestly the only the thing that even tracks in my brain about cali is red hot chilli peppers and that south park episode with people from san francisco smelling their own farts ecstatically
doesn't matter they'll just raise the prices by taxing the ammo
watch
calling it
π
Dont have to call if they basically ignored the ruling lol
Which they already did
don't tax the corps that are here in San Jose and their shit ai farms and shit
yeah
silicon valley was a mistake
Government drones
Berkely and SF was enough tech dude bro as it is
but not enough they thought... they needed more

oh and I guess that weird series exclusively about Duchovny fucking everything that moves and having a mental crisis like Bojack
(ζ们η) 60 Social Credits have been removed from your account! Bad work citizen, do not abuse the purity of Our Language by using vulgar words. Glory to the Chinese Communist Party!
more local scene stuff than Sacramento does
we're just trying to be something we're not
like midwest mindset with the westcoat vibe
The moment you drove through the bridge it instantly becomes shithole
No worry
San Diego is the same thing
Except they dont have as much human fecal matters
idk where that started from... probably worst during covid
because no city workers out cleaning shit
was he playing arena?
i wouldnt blame him
i feel the same wa
i fucking hate this stupid assgame its weeklies
Must've been iedy's alt
probably
iedy just steals shit
Does iedy play Arena Breakout
he's not a cockrider
no he plays tarkov
and tarkov arena
which is fucking aids because of how the playerbase is
If I speak...
everysingle person ive encountered is using a shotgun, smg or 308 rigle
if he's american it's apart of the life of someone who's skin pigment is darker than a spraytan so
such is life*
*(in america, for this context)
god my back is dead
@quartz ridge if the city would FUCKING FIX THE GODDAMN ROADS not spend the fucking money on some shitass Basketball teams, and shitty baseball teams
like fuck are we baby sitting oakland for?
How about waffles?
nah
the pans are all fucked up and the pancakes end up sticking
blini or death
and it just become pandepressni
when I said the pans are fucked
right here you idiot
smear some tomato paste on it and leave it for 5-10 minutes then scrub with metal sponge
true
but that requires effort which the backpain and aches are like
not allowing
no food for you then bitch
this is true QoL mods
dude relax ur not 50
I know you want it so much, but please muster the strength in yourself to not ping flop for another hour or two
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goddamit
no you see they need the kings to uhh uhhh uhh LOOK BEAM!!!
americans on a quest to buy every single fucking useless kitchen apparatus
I mean that's the point though
yeah ignore the fact your tires will wear out within a year because of the amount of holes in the road
I was hoping that brainfart has at least some willpower at the start of the day
I have waffle plates in my toaster
worse when bicycling literally get fliped idiot on the shit
Toaster? I dont think thats a right word
wat?
you've lived this life for long enough my boy
you should know
Sandwich maker?
Oh come on!!!
we should all know

electric grill?
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I'm having breakfast, leave flop be-
shut the fuck up
Why!!
Sth like this
and go die in a ditch
flop do you know ummamuse pretty derby
i think its the type of game you would like
I do not answer to you 
ye ye, and the surfaces are replacable with waffle ones
hey dont speak like that to busy
we like him a lot more than you always remember that my dear femboy
also that sandwich is comically too big for the grill
ok gordon ramsay
Real
He spoke bad of me!! 
i could care less
dont talk to busy like that
the other george foreman grill
Respect ur elders.
I do not answer to you either 
It generally looks like only buttered bread was toasted in it, then the sandwich was assembled and set on it
Or you surrae 
@low atlas i would not take that if i were you
wrong reply
the message after
i know im not taking it
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if i were your father flop i would commit murder - suicide if my son ended up making omori his whole personality i would know i failed as a parent and as a human being
some of my relatives bought that thing, I used it once to grill some chimken, it was pretty much the same skillet fried chimken but with grill marks, but now you gotta wash that thing, and that was the end of it for me
i think the worst thing that has happened to date for me online is seeing how flop act
you are what? 22 23?
and you act like this online?
I paid my dues, its how the cookie crumbles
you make me SPIT! flop out of HATRED
I am old enough to leverage my age and experience for respect
Nah I use it only for toasts
i would put BELT TO ASS if my son ended up like you
but just brown the toasts on a skillet
Also you can line it with parchment paper
BUT JUST A SKILLEEEEEET
What dues, guh? 
I dont have one with grill marks
Also its faster
20, how do you keep forgetting
They look good
Goldfish memory
USE A SHARPIE AND DRAW THEM
you are in your 20s flop and you act like this

if i were you i would be ashamed of my life
if hes already gone full flop you'll want to reconsider
Sure
-# π± is flop into spanking
thats why
20 years and what? to end up as a fucking tard obessed with omori???
Besides it squishes the sandwich so it doesn't fall apart
just put a plate or food press on top ON A SKILLEEEEET
New nickname: Pearl
of being harrassed for being a youngin that doesnt understand anything
now im an adult who doesnt understand a lot but pretends to
So I can harass people who dont know what they're on about
I mean if I make proper grilled cheese then I do prefer a pan so
be nice
he could be a discord mod
But Im lazy and the plates are non-stick
if i have a son or even daughter who types this im legit sending them straight back to the farm
Wait..
no internet or anything
all he does is sit his fat ass in help threads and does commands
literally nothing else
a bot or ai could do this exact job
because hes fat
i am filled with hate towards flop
I think you're getting the middle eastern dad debuff slowly scaling bro
ur starting to rage at children
i have thoughts of taking over pakistan and turning it into a no internet state
flop has shown me that the internet in 3rd world countrys only results in disaster
Arent you pakistani aswell?
Excuuuuse me Mr, I'm skinny
(mayb bit too much
but still)
no i grew up there
in a village in the western half
around that age yes
i see, not as bad
if u were there from a young age i'd have killed u for even talking
any further questions
theres literally no other way
to teach flop anything other than being like that
@tidal trellis read this
its a warning
of the future

@placid sail i think this is like
straight up harrassment no
Like u could not say this to someone irl
Let flop eat breakfast!!!
smh
breakfast at 3 pm btw
i think alex might have a brat fetish
Yes!! 
hes been egging me onto it
i didnt even want it either
he forced it upon me
I dont think anyone forced you to say that flop will be your 4th wife brother
busy hacked into my account and typed it
flop is propagating all of it so it would be hard to act surprised
Yeah and Donald Trump ate my dog
- most of shit said in brainfart is not a thing you say irl
- it may as well be a cultural paki thing
i think people forget this is brainfart and not offtopic
for all I know, most of arab people are homosexual to a degree anyway
if you want someone genuine inw hat they are talkjing about go there
brainfart is a flop harrasement zone
I'd still ban both alex and flop just to be safe
Yeah but joking about making a man your wife is basically just bordering homosexuality vro...
homophobe
what about alex is BORDERING homosexuality
im GREEK flop!
weak sperm weak sperm
Making you my wife?
it seems like alex's trad mind is crumbling from hostile american environment, and he's reverting to his primal paki impulses
IM GREEK (1984'd) SHOW ME YOUR BUTTHOLE
I think you used the wrong tense
GO FUCK YOURSELF I NEVER CLAIMED TO BE TRAD
Made is the right word
ye ye you don't even know what that means anyway
i am a TRUECEL who trolls online
last I checked you called yourself "a tribal warrior"
almost killing me with sudden influx of confusion and cringe in the process
yes because that is what i am a pashtun tribal warrior
tribal is not trad IT IS PRE TRAD
i have my spear RIGHT next to me buddy
Is it pointing flops way?
at this point I could claim myself a cossack warrior to the same effect
embrace it busy
embrace being a tard on discord
I'm not gonna embrace anything keep your distance horny paki slut
sorry king, but no GG
this fucking sucks, this absolutely sucks, you two really should be banned, my fucking brainfart experience man
sometimes it fries my brain to be this retarded but its brainfart bro
what do you expect
translation i dont speak slav
i fear you believe this channel is seriously how people are
you belong in offtopic
no, I simply find you and flop a β»οΈ
okay after tonight i will stop harrasing flop
I've been innocent
I done nothing wrong!
shut up
@lean oak
god you make it hard flop

to not insult you
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I listen to dry, not you busy!!
smh
fucking highpoint
Well you too Iedy
Basically any mod
But not busy


shrimple as
flop has no personal freedom
lovely
why do we live? just to piss??
safer than a sig
an unfortunate truth
Hidrating urself with water : 
Having to piss every 20 minutes : 
When I drink energetic gods fluid I fucking want to piss after 30 minutes
When I drink water I want to piss 4 hours after

Why
the whores do be twisted
funny how you may get a translation for a Russian phrase, but you still need to figure out what it means
That wasn't me lmao 
Cuz different language families
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there's a very different phrase for roughly "I don't give a fuck" even within europe alone
every language has its own culture developing through history and their own different memes
though Π±Π»ΡΠ΄Π΅ΠΉ ΠΊΠΎΡΡΠΆΠΈΡ is a very modern slang
I suppose the closest in meaning would be "haters gonna hate"?
hm, not quite
something like
the opps are experiencing butthurt
Busy's adventures into modern slang
this is what it seems like

I do enjoy exploring slang and memes' meaning
bc there is a phrase "getting one's knickers twisted"

Going proper mental innit
most correct, my bruvington
female underwear
I don't know what you mean, I just felt like posting my favorite beep

Car 7 months later

Rent free
well nooo
Π±Π»ΡΠ΄Π΅ΠΉ ΠΊΠΎΡΡΠΆΠΈΡ is specifically about making the opps mad/envious/frustrated
hoes mad
rent free is more about obsession, like alex and flop

"I think"
Look under your bed and count the beer cans
I only have a single bottle of vodka in my fridge which I was drinking almost a month ago and didn't finish because it tastes like antifreeze solution
Dam
so vodka
Why'd you drink antifreeze 
because I'm not knowledgeable about brands and bought a random vodka bottle
here is the question
Why it's red
let me guess because guy's hoodie were red ?
slav not knowledgeable about vodka brands
what is this winter in hell?
No bcuz itβs pregnant with GAMMA moderator
Mf bought a Chinese brand vodka

no, it's uhh
._.
hol on
p!implode 838831154983075860
Crunch

surprisingly bad honestly, last time I've tasted a vodka this bad was the green mark
French
so he bought straight vodka no flavourings or anything

i like a bit of lemon in mine
huh?
What even Alchol is ?

just don't mind a water drinker
Soda at the point of Alchol
no need to lose driving linc
you drink vodka raw little one
be a man
well, actually, that one cranberry vodka was pretty nice
but there's no need to add anything really




