#πŸŽͺbruh-fart

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heady crow
frail scaffold
heady crow
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He did that shit though

frail scaffold
solar breach
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super evil hacking room of evil

pale ingot
frail kettle
broken sand
slender rock
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vpns exist so

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if not they'll find a way

verbal needle
frail scaffold
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choose your fighter

solar breach
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I used to play so much tekken 1 and 2 on the ps1

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I've seen what king does to modern day tekken and it's fucking wild

frail scaffold
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im sorry but modelo clears corona anyday

solar breach
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I used to main Law I wonder what he would be

upper gulch
simple ore
simple ore
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click and zoom

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retard

broken sand
upper gulch
idle veldt
undone wave
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Sebastian Vettel

idle veldt
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Maybe he’d win more races if he cut his hair

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It’s weighing him down

frail scaffold
slender rock
stoic girder
gleaming grove
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uh

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Deerclop

hazy finch
slender rock
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@quartz ridge

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gonna be more people popping shots off at each other

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only thing is to make ammo prices high, which I guess they are

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or soemthing

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idk

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i haven't checked

upper gulch
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if they dont have gun to shoot the ammo with what are they gonna do

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take a nail and start shooting them in their hand

slender rock
upper gulch
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idk if the demographic that is going to buy ammo and be in trouble for background checks is going to be smart enough to make any handmade firearm

pseudo robin
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chat i've got covid cry its joever

upper gulch
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and youll be good

pseudo robin
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it's not that bad tbh

upper gulch
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thats good

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means that your body recognized virus

high wing
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pseudo robin
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i think i got back in like 2020/2021

upper gulch
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i mean it sucks to be sick but its better that you feel like you have a cold than not

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because if you didnt feel cold like just would mean the virus is replicating without your body recognizing iit

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if you want something positive to make of t

pseudo robin
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i bet the federal agents in my walls are responisble for this

upper gulch
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yup

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actually i am

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im under your house doing research on covid and i accidentally released some of virus

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my bad

pseudo robin
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can you all be quieter i can hear them scurrying around the walls during the night

upper gulch
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nah we need the rats to be free roam

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that way they eat the cats

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i mean cats eat them

quartz ridge
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Like km already poor

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Im just glad now to buy ammo i dont gotta buy a whole new ass gun

slender rock
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it's gonna be fucking expensive again

eager igloo
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Fuck wordle

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Made up fuckin words

tepid pebble
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fuck hulk hogan btw

vale sand
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the best advertisement ever for vpn companies

prisma venture
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toilet if u want to shit with your buddy

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this is epic

pseudo robin
prisma venture
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rich fucks what can i say they are fucked up

stoic girder
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Such a defeated people.

prisma venture
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i personaly know one milioner

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he is also gea but thats not important i was to his home few times and shit desgin of shit is just ugly asf

high wing
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co-op mode shitting

prisma venture
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okey lemme show u what he lives in

quartz ridge
prisma venture
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big blocks of graffiti

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idk man

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my mom works for him she is hotel manager kinda something

simple ore
prisma venture
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so we live in house that he build ( we rent it ) it looks like normal house but his facade is all grafitit

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i got used to it bud idk man

pseudo robin
prisma venture
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idk man but its on OSB board

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go paint over that it will look ugly either way

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ahahah

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i got few buddies in police force tho so that might help πŸ˜„

lean oak
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Competition toilet

hazy finch
pseudo robin
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@drifting mantle and his federal agent friends are responsible for giving me covid

lusty sonnet
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@heady crow you?

carmine isle
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i wonder how proton vpn is doing rn

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when france did this they hada massive spike in users

fallow trellis
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tomboy latina gf

carmine isle
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a montg or 2 ago yeah

lean oak
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I admire boobas but thighs still >

lean oak
hazy finch
hazy finch
quaint ore
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Me reading whatever the fuck jusy Iedy posted

placid sail
quaint ore
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Keir starmer went Total Gooner Death

placid sail
simple ore
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who tf is kir

narrow lotus
simple ore
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ik but i don't get it

narrow lotus
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he is spitting fax

simple ore
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nvm yea

placid sail
simple ore
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5 minutes in the swamps reminded me why i don't pick clear skyu

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indeed

stoic girder
placid sail
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welcome to swamps, we've got here

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the racist

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the racist

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the racist

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the racist

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19 000 rabid dogs, cats and bloodsuckers

gloomy wraith
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And a chimera

fossil swan
placid sail
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chimera climbs ladders now?

quaint ore
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always did

placid sail
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nuh uh

quaint ore
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i was cheesing it by ring around the rosies'ing it and stabbing it to death

placid sail
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hmm

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nuh uh

simple ore
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yes they do

stoic girder
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Brits are so cooked.

split canyonBOT
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placid sail
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what a nice day to not be a brit

stoic girder
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I heard they are allowing 16 year olds vote, the fuck is going on over there?

split canyonBOT
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slender rock
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eugh my back

lusty sonnet
stoic girder
lusty sonnet
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The collapse is their eindgame

quaint ore
lusty sonnet
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All the banlieus of london in uproar

stoic girder
placid sail
stoic girder
placid sail
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but then again, no elites would ever allow the power dynamic to shift like that, so it's probably just for show

quartz saffron
stoic girder
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Kids are going to vote for what's most entertaining.

placid sail
quaint ore
placid sail
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laugh at this misguided user

lusty sonnet
quaint ore
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People vote for whoever they see on tiktok "destroying libs" or "destroying nazis" instead of someone whonactually wants to do shit.

lusty sonnet
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Just as a country is a greedy corporation with 0 morals and ethics clueless

stoic girder
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I think only people who pay taxes should be allowed to vote.

lusty sonnet
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No voting

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Pure anarchy

stoic girder
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Everyone who works on paper?

lusty sonnet
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Define working then

stoic girder
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At least with taxes people have some stakes in the game.

lusty sonnet
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Soooo everyone that pays taxes?

pseudo robin
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dread you said the em*loyed word

lusty sonnet
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Yeah paying taxes on your unemployment fee

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Love that system

stoic girder
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Oh shit, I just figured an exploit, make sure people stay unemployed so that your vote matters more.

pseudo robin
eager igloo
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Should have long time ago

placid sail
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the problem with humanity is that any rule or order is either easily exploited or soon to be

fresh rose
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Have politicians kill each other with rocks in a colosseum instead of voting

stoic girder
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Systems purpose is what it does.

fresh rose
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The one who wins gets to rule for 4 years

simple ore
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we should give politicians more power if they pay me 1million dollars a month

placid sail
prisma venture
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lest go

pseudo robin
prisma venture
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yeah

stoic girder
narrow lotus
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try to nap

suddenly i have energy to move mountains

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ok

narrow lotus
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Fishnets

stoic girder
river zealot
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Unc

placid sail
stoic girder
narrow lotus
stoic girder
river zealot
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Im clean

stoic girder
river zealot
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Huge fucking cat

placid sail
river zealot
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My sister had a cat with dwarfism before

placid sail
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some child is screaming outside like a pug with a week-old constipation

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russian people should be made to survive a battle royale to have children

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but instead, there's new initiatives every year to promote procreation

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need more cannon fodder

river zealot
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Cmon

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You want to be korea but poor?

fresh rose
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Sir

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They already are that

river zealot
placid sail
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we already are moving to korea but poor either way

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might at least make sure there's not a bunch of babies born to families that treat them like a weird retarded cat

stoic girder
stoic girder
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Take your pick.

placid sail
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but too retarded and greedy to do something about it

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you know what was the recent initiative by some social organization which probably exists only to leech money from the budget?

river zealot
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@placid sail do you guys have 5g over there

placid sail
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I shit you not, "people fuck less and make less children, because the walls are thin. we must make more apartments with thick soundproof walls so people are not afraid to fuck more"

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absolute fucking cretins

stoic girder
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Thinner walls would make people jealous thus seek a partner.

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"No I don't have an exhibitionist kink, why do you ask?"

prisma quartz
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nothing a local cum fountain wouldn't fix

placid sail
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eeeeevery fucking country with demographic crisis fully ignores the dystopian "the future is bleak, real estate is virtually impossible to obtain for most, the life is too frantic and tight on money to even consider making children for some etc" and goes straight for some dumb fucking shit like "we should probably make a movie about how cool and based it is to procreate"

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oh, oh! sir! we should tax people without kids more!

stoic girder
placid sail
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this doesn't help the situation in the slightest

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YOU'RE HIRED!

placid sail
prisma quartz
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just make it legal to marry 4 women

river zealot
stoic girder
prisma quartz
placid sail
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nobody here is marrying 4 woman except for caucasians who are going to marry four woman anyway, legal or not, if it abides to their trad laws

prisma quartz
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think of the wealth redistribution!

placid sail
# river zealot Good for you

russian internet is surprisingly pretty good, unless you live in some absolute buttfuck nowhere, usually quite better and cheaper than most of europe internet

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it's strange nobody made it worse for everyone yet

prisma quartz
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the problem is easily fixed if the khan is able to lay with 100 women and have 500 children

river zealot
placid sail
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but I guess it's balanced by half the internet being banned

river zealot
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I think he switched not so long ago

placid sail
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smh my head head

river zealot
placid sail
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man

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I want to play rim instead of doing that stupid work and having stupid ass work call with a hysterical bitch boss later on

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why haven't I become a streamer, oh why

quaint ore
hazy finch
placid sail
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you guys really let my tires down

quaint ore
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Enslaving elves is inhumane because it allows them to live

fresh rose
fresh rose
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I will now with this knowledge do fent, steal a plane, then sky dive without a parachute

tight rune
placid sail
signal cobalt
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Im on my phone, links it is

signal cobalt
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Fucking love gorillaz

worldly gate
dreamy flaxBOT
wise dock
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Huh

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Not that bad here

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Ig

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At least its not fucken 30 C

dreamy flaxBOT
quaint ore
simple ore
river zealot
stoic girder
placid sail
# stoic girder

connect with operator, connect with operator, connect with operator, connect with operator

stoic girder
tight rune
manic cave
stoic girder
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I don't know what to call it.

heady crow
placid sail
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and then I gonna hit them bitches with the weeb shit, when nobody expects

signal cobalt
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And they pull out the phone like that

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On multiple occasions I’ve dismembered a civ for that

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Shot arms or legs off before, buckshot is a hell of a drug

river zealot
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i can usually tell who is a suspect and who is a civ by the clothes

primal rapids
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Use white phosphorus dragonsbreath shells

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As a prank

placid sail
primal rapids
# placid sail

Roboute Guilliman’s favorite successor chapter of the Ultrasmurfs

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He has them in charge of accounting

placid sail
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sure the color is wrong, but it's the essence of girlyman

river zealot
fading portal
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I had to fucking verify my age to pisscord so I can see the brainfart channel

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goD i hate

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being from theu k

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so madn

placid sail
river zealot
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oi you have a liocense for this channel?

primal rapids
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Yeah, Microsoft Excel would’ve been better but Word Bearers is funnier because that’s an actual legion

fading portal
placid sail
river zealot
glad carbon
placid sail
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haven't heard that song for about 15 years KekSkew

glad carbon
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@placid sail hii

placid sail
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hi

signal cobalt
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(Disclaimer: DO NOT DO THAT, IT IS NOT ONLY DANGEROUS, BUT ALSO TURBO ILLEGAL)

pale ingot
heady crow
signal cobalt
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And since someone had the idea, gotta tell people not to, so nobody else has that idea

pale ingot
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i dont think i was gonna be mixing anything with styrofoam in my lifetime

signal cobalt
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Ofc people will have that odea regardless

signal cobalt
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It gets sticky when its on fire

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And thats bad

pale ingot
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but now i might have to

signal cobalt
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Dont

pale ingot
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since you gave us the instructions

signal cobalt
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Regret follows

pale ingot
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whatever you say buddy

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napalm time

signal cobalt
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Welp i tried

tight rune
signal cobalt
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Anyways, my car went outside, it started raining, i should go get it

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Car rn ^

heady crow
glad carbon
heady crow
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:33

fading portal
signal cobalt
bold kettle
lean oak
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I need help

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What is that

signal cobalt
tidal trellis
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Not GAMMA related, figure it out madge I'm doing something, go away!

glad carbon
signal cobalt
tidal trellis
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I don't!

lean oak
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lean oak
signal cobalt
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sure

narrow lotus
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If Flop doesnt behave imma punish him by having him install AoE in GAMMA

tidal trellis
tidal trellis
narrow lotus
tidal trellis
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Guh?!

lean oak
tidal trellis
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Why me!

signal cobalt
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and you could pull off a maid outfit

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(just ask your boyfriend)

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ok im done, daily dose of bullying complete

placid sail
lean oak
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We call it a maid outfit
Flop call it daily outfit

signal cobalt
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for sure

tidal trellis
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I don't have a bf!!! madge

signal cobalt
dapper flax
signal cobalt
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next question

placid sail
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no idea what the game is

signal cobalt
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shitter game

dapper flax
signal cobalt
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so like

dapper flax
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best cod was no cod

signal cobalt
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that was it tho

placid sail
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are you narrating your brainfart experience while still being in brainfart

signal cobalt
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after that it went on a down

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instant

simple ore
signal cobalt
placid sail
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damn

signal cobalt
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idgaf about the politics

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ngl

simple ore
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i do

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cod is balatant propaganda machine

lean oak
signal cobalt
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bro politics in games are something i straight ignore, i get enough in daily life

lean oak
simple ore
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this one tho was kinda dumb

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im refering to the road of death mission

signal cobalt
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cod probably is propaganda, but i legit played it for the sake of gameplay

frail scaffold
signal cobalt
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that is when i did play it

signal cobalt
frail scaffold
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Lol

signal cobalt
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but i mean cod in particular goes ignored

simple ore
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me too
i do play them for the gameplay but i just don't ignore it

placid sail
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I secretly work every day towards the fall of the state of Israel

bold kettle
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I once said something about samsung batteries only lasting 1,99 minutes and this bitch really said "but a minute only has 60 seconds"

signal cobalt
frail scaffold
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Cod literally gets money from the government to portray the military in a particular way

Like the literal definition of propaganda

signal cobalt
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also cod wwii was good

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not great

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but good

simple ore
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it was meh

signal cobalt
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and im tired of pretending it isnt

simple ore
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the campaign was ass

signal cobalt
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ok that was literally its only feature i liked

simple ore
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probably the worst showcase of a concentration camp

signal cobalt
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it was weak sure, but i liked it

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that is VERY true

simple ore
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and the characters fucking sucked

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holy

signal cobalt
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i thought that same

simple ore
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that fucking nerd

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i was praying he gets killed

signal cobalt
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i think the issue is they tried to squeeze too much into the characters all at once

simple ore
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it wasn't "as bad" as vanguard tho

signal cobalt
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vanguard is a pile of flaming dogshit

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so low bar

signal cobalt
simple ore
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the characters were very shallow and stereotypical

signal cobalt
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i felt they just kinda inserted the life long friend thing into the one dude

simple ore
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the nerd
the hothead
the reasonable main character

frail scaffold
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Doves makin a nest

signal cobalt
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and the sergeant was just mad guy

lean oak
frail scaffold
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No

lean oak
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Eat it

signal cobalt
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but the whole best friend dude, they just made him act like they were lifelong friends, while he just dumps backstory on you

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for no reason

simple ore
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yea that one was lame

signal cobalt
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like, couldnt they add a prologue?

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like how they did in ghosts??

river zealot
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Π Π°Π·Π²Π΅Π΄Ρ‡ΠΈΠΊ АндрСй Π‘Π΅Π·Ρ€ΡƒΠΊΠΎΠ² большС 20 Π»Π΅Ρ‚ Ρ€Π°Π±ΠΎΡ‚Π°Π» Π² БША, КанадС ΠΈ Π€Ρ€Π°Π½Ρ†ΠΈΠΈ. Π•ΠΌΡƒ ΠΏΡ€ΠΈΡ…ΠΎΠ΄ΠΈΠ»ΠΎΡΡŒ ΠΈΡΠΊΠ°Ρ‚ΡŒ ΠΊΠ»ΡŽΡ‡
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simple ore
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and he gets shot the first mission and goes away kekl

river zealot
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interesting video

bold kettle
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Just a reminder that a canonical sequel to black ops 2 is coming out soon

signal cobalt
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ghosts had that "world collapse" thing

river zealot
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talks about communicating with people

simple ore
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only one i didn't play yet

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i accidentally skipped it

signal cobalt
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where you your brother and your father basically have to survive

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theres more, but no spoiler

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good game

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would have been better with sequal

placid sail
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Π·Π΅Π΅Π΅Π΅Π΅Π΅Ρ‚ Π±Π»ΡΡΡΡΡΡ‚ΡŒ

river zealot
signal cobalt
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idk when

simple ore
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hot take
i didn't like bo2 as much as people do

signal cobalt
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but either way, im hoping its ok (but i dont think it will be)

signal cobalt
simple ore
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me too

signal cobalt
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like its gods gift to story telling

simple ore
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muh choices

signal cobalt
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like brother, RDR2 earned it more than BO2

frail scaffold
signal cobalt
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but its way newer tho

simple ore
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even then bo1 and waw were better imo

signal cobalt
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really bro

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they just got told that they shouldnt

simple ore
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bo2 just had the choices

signal cobalt
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it was really good

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i think it was far better

simple ore
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my fav

signal cobalt
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just reznov solos bo2

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his story alone

bold kettle
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I liked how bo2 went between different time periods

signal cobalt
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soviet story really does work better than bo2

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and i think bo2 was too complex ngl

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its a cod game, not a fucking puzzle game

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although i was 9

simple ore
signal cobalt
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so like i was ultra tarded

simple ore
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the one in the desert

signal cobalt
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yes it was

simple ore
signal cobalt
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i loved honse gameplay

signal cobalt
bold kettle
signal cobalt
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NO WAY I UNDERSTAND IT

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i was like bro am i on meth?

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what is this shit

simple ore
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bo3 story was underrated

signal cobalt
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yeah but i was too stupid for it

simple ore
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the problem with it is you need to read the comic before hand

bold kettle
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I didnt get the ending of bo3

signal cobalt
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i should play again, now that im older

signal cobalt
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theres a comic

simple ore
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yes there was a comic

signal cobalt
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i am really clueless now

simple ore
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i watched a video on the story
it was pretty good ngl
just a little messy

bold kettle
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Im not gonna read some cod yaoi just to understand the game story

signal cobalt
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i mean the best cod story was honestly just either bo1 or ghosts for me

simple ore
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basically the game ends when you get captured by robots and they crush you

signal cobalt
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or wow

simple ore
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you die in the hospital

signal cobalt
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i mean bro theres no coming back from all them limbs being GONE

simple ore
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the rest is you experiencing the memories of the train go boom guy
but the characters are swapped to the ones you know

signal cobalt
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and ofc being curb stomped by the hydraulic version of the hulk

simple ore
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since you were all linked with that tech shit they all died too

simple ore
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the comic is what you played
but what actually happened

signal cobalt
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man i should def watch a lore explanation video, since i dont have bo3

simple ore
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and that was before the campaign

frail scaffold
fading portal
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outcome

fading portal
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train go boom

signal cobalt
frail scaffold
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Idk

signal cobalt
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lets hope they manage to change that

simple ore
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the only cods i didn't play yet are
mw3 cod 3 ghosts and bo4

heady crow
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Why would you

signal cobalt
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because theyve changed lots

frail scaffold
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But yeah hopefully they pull their head out of their asses

signal cobalt
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i didnt get it the first time

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and i dont have time or money to buy it again, play it, understand it and read a comic

heady crow
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Why do you want to get it

signal cobalt
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like nah, video

signal cobalt
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XD

frail scaffold
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Its so funny that battlefield had a woring system but they just changed it for no fucking reason

signal cobalt
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i just want to understand the story

heady crow
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No like, get the story

simple ore
signal cobalt
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meaning i watch video

signal cobalt
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like brother asks me why i want to understand a lowkey cool story

frail scaffold
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Made a game with new system
Performed poorly

(Clearly we should do this again)

prime zenith
simple ore
frail scaffold
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Working

prime zenith
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oh

signal cobalt
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ohh

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yeah

heady crow
simple ore
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yes

signal cobalt
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dont buy

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no campaign, gameplay ass

simple ore
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i never bought a cod game dw

signal cobalt
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had some neat operator abilities

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thats about it

frail scaffold
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The classes n shit was the one thing players didnt bitch about

signal cobalt
heady crow
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@quaint ore heres a classic

river zealot
prime zenith
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wrong

signal cobalt
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i dont believe that

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thats such a low bar

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2042 isnt bad now

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but at launch?

frail scaffold
prime zenith
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you guys just saying about anything lol

signal cobalt
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absolute. fucking. nightmare.

quaint ore
pseudo robin
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after spending (wasting) hundreds of hours playing squad i can never go back to cod/battlefield slop

signal cobalt
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but i dont care for it, needs more brains than bf4

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so im good

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XD

bold kettle
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I want titanfall 3

pseudo robin
signal cobalt
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me too bro

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me too

simple ore
frail scaffold
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I miss battlefield 5 before the last major gunplay changes

simple ore
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it was cancelled

bold kettle
signal cobalt
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my kind of fps is something like dayz

frail scaffold
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The fg42 needed 14 rounds to kill a dude from 30 meters away

signal cobalt
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ngl

frail scaffold
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Fucking dreadful

signal cobalt
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nothing like bf or cod

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something slow

signal cobalt
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not like they were ever cool

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so like, nothing new

simple ore
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they were gonna make it an extraction shooter

signal cobalt
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yikes

simple ore
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so maybe it dying was better

signal cobalt
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yeah

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id rather go back and play tf2

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fuck that

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which still holds up to this day

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just wish more people played

pseudo robin
signal cobalt
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skill issue i guess

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i dont get that

bold kettle
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Extraction shoother huh, as in extracting my money for microtransactions

fringe wyvern
signal cobalt
pseudo robin
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i thought dayz was so boring

frail scaffold
signal cobalt
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no i dont

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anyways, i prefer to interact, rather than run around up north like some nerd

frail scaffold
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But i genuinely think the devs were ordered to fucking ruin the game before their way out

signal cobalt
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i go meet people at coast

fringe wyvern
signal cobalt
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because late game is BOOORIIINGG

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ah yes, all this loot, guess i will die with it

bold kettle
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Someone actually modded stalker into dayz

signal cobalt
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nobody else succeeded

rich tendon
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Yoo

narrow lotus
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bc 2 was the game

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vietnam as well

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shit was fun

pseudo robin
narrow lotus
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they had to nerf the PPSH drum to only 26 bullets

signal cobalt
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all those stalker servers are either russian, so i cant talk there

bold kettle
signal cobalt
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or theyre pve slop

signal cobalt
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like 2 pkp mags for one kill

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bro doesnt even play dayz and has opinion

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wild

heady crow
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I still miss running support with defib

signal cobalt
narrow lotus
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im not gonna lie , bf 6 looks good from the leaks , or at least , it looks better than the dogshit 2042 , but its still DICE , so until we see hands on gameplay

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we can only hope and cope

signal cobalt
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we dont need everyone with smgs

narrow lotus
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but i like they went back to original bf3 - 4 roots somewhat

signal cobalt
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just medic/assault

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or engi

narrow lotus
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you have 4 classes again

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which is pog

signal cobalt
pseudo robin
signal cobalt
narrow lotus
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what is a bit shit is that , you now have loadout points and guns / attachements cost points

signal cobalt
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we have the technology

signal cobalt
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like bf4

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was more interesting

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and it made a gun an achievement to some extent

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the bow for example

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absolute dogshit, but i used it

signal cobalt
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i loved killing people with it, its like a clear "im better than you"

fresh rose
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Its dice and 4 other whole studios

signal cobalt
narrow lotus
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dogshit but felt good to hs with that

signal cobalt
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bf4

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that shit was SO ASS

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but i loved it so

fresh rose
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It'll be fucking cinema

signal cobalt
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indie is better

narrow lotus
signal cobalt
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more indie games are AAA quality than AAA games

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but AAA quality dropped off in like 2019

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after that it fully died

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it was dying from 2010 to 2020

split canyonBOT
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narrow lotus
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one cool but completely dumb change rn

you can grab on the back of the tanks to travel with them

But on the abrams you literally grab onto the exahust vents / pipes so you technically get boiled alive

simple ore
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big studios keep thinking
more people = good

narrow lotus
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KekSkew irl

signal cobalt
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but it only died for real in 2019

signal cobalt
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bro wym, hands of iron XD

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hes fine

signal cobalt
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i like the official ability to get on tanks without being in them, but i think it would be nice if it made fucking sense

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thats all im sayin

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rather than riding tanks like a dumbass

river zealot
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@heady crow did you ride on top of leopards

fresh rose
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The people that got to play battlefield labs said it was good/fun

signal cobalt
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i mean the top comment on trailer is dont pre order

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sooo

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we know

signal cobalt
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no proof

fresh rose
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We wont know until game drops

pseudo robin
heady crow
signal cobalt
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fair point

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you cant fix stupid

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so yeah

heady crow
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I often chilled ontop of the turret like a seal when just riding around cause fuck being locked in the gunners seat

signal cobalt
fresh rose
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Tbf at least they arent releasing a new bf every year

fresh rose
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Can we first kill everyone who gets cod

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Every single year

signal cobalt
fresh rose
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And fifa

signal cobalt
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HES A TWINK CONFIRMED GUYS

fresh rose
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And nba game

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And whatever other slop releases yearly

signal cobalt
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why do people actually buy like 10 of them

fresh rose
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The fake country australia program should just be canceled and returned to prisoner island and the people who will be inprisoned there should be the yearly slop buyers

signal cobalt
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just get like 2k21 and stop there, no point

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theyre all slop tho

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so dont get any

frail scaffold
pseudo robin
heady crow
fresh rose
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Australia doesnt exist

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Its made the fuck up

frail scaffold
heady crow
signal cobalt
frail scaffold
signal cobalt
fresh rose
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Go enjoy the free fentanyl

frail scaffold
fresh rose
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Just walk barefoot on the sidwalks in a random alleyway

signal cobalt
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WHILE on fentanyl

fresh rose
signal cobalt
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didnt even pay

quaint ore
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I was in Chicago 4 times

signal cobalt
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you might even get a side of heroine

quaint ore
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It got worse every time

signal cobalt
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to go with the fent

signal cobalt
quaint ore
fresh rose
signal cobalt
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thats what i meant

heady crow
quaint ore
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Ah, thanks for translating into normie

tidal trellis
heady crow
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Prolly reminded you of ww2 war torn lithuania

tidal trellis
signal cobalt
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spotted

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4k

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tagged

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got his ass

fresh rose
quaint ore
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Thankfully I spent most time in suburban outskirts

signal cobalt
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more so his boyfriend got his ass

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but either way

quaint ore
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Went to buffalo chicken and met my cousins american friends

heady crow
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How american were they

quaint ore
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Red blooded

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Trying to explain to them how to pronounce my name was something

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Not that kind

signal cobalt
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do you smell burnt toast sir?

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can you count how many fingers im holding up?

tidal trellis
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You may not value my life but I still value yours kek1

heady crow
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How bad could it be though

fresh rose
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With orphans

primal kiln
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Give me alcohol

quaint ore
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I just gave up and just said "Just call me Lawrence"

signal cobalt
primal kiln
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From the beer tribe

signal cobalt
quaint ore
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Cause they are the same name except they are adapted to the language they are under

primal kiln
heady crow
quaint ore
heady crow
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But yeah terrible, even my name Otso seems too big of a task for americans to pronounce always adding an extra u somewhere along there

quaint ore
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I am glad I am not named like Ringaudas or some shit

heady crow
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Ringaudas 😭

pseudo robin
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HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HAYA HOOOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HAYA HOOOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HAYA HOOOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HAYA HOOOYA

heady crow
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Fucking 8th century tribal warlord ass name

quaint ore
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Cause it is a name of a Lithuanian grand duke p sure

heady crow
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Thats a banger of a name

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Solid contender for the name of your firstborn?

quaint ore
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Uhhh

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I dunno about my firstborns name

solar breach
quaint ore
arctic pawn
arctic pawn
quaint ore
arctic pawn
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what about

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Arariboia

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What about

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Ezanhayney

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those are real names and i knew both

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its not a regular name in brazil, definetly

quaint ore
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The weirdest name I heard is Δ„ΕΎuolas

Which is literally just Oak

heady crow
# quaint ore I dunno about my firstborns name

I already got mine locked in cause the last part of my last name sounds like track, so ill just name my firstborn "Minna" (close enough to how we say mine) so when they say their last name first it sounds like "anti-tank mine". Lowk kind of a banger, isnt as funny explained vs in finnish though

signal cobalt
pseudo robin
quaint ore
heady crow
signal cobalt
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i kinda fw the shirt ngl, in an ironic way, id wear it, since i match neither of those

heady crow
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Telamiina

quaint ore
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If we went full AT mine name it'd be "PrieΕ‘tankine Mina"

heady crow
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Strong name for a child

quaint ore
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"Whats your name?"
"TM-62 Anti Tank Mine"

heady crow
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"Privage PrieΕ‘tankine Mina, whats the matter?

quaint ore
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Imagine being in a UFC heavyweight and being called a tank and you get put against a dude named "Mine"

heady crow
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Real

arctic pawn
heady crow
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Its like the fight was meant to be

signal cobalt
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thanks bruno

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good idea

quaint ore
signal cobalt
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on that one track

heady crow
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Good way to clear all the mines

signal cobalt
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that sucks ass

heady crow
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So on the entirety of France?

signal cobalt
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you know that one track thats so thin that you cant overtake anywhere on the track?

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yeah that one

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no avoiding that mine

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ive given this more thought than i needed to

signal cobalt
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if he dies while im completing mission, he dies

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is what it is

heady crow
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Helmet checking my friend in tarkov yeah

signal cobalt
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(im a bit of a psycho on ready or not, who gave me this badge...)

heady crow
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Dont yalls Police need like a 4 week course to become officers anyways

signal cobalt
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but yeah, they shouldnt have given me access to a shotgun or .50AE pistol so yeah

heady crow
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You could be doing ready or not bs in irl pretty cuickly

signal cobalt
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our guys are useless as fuck

heady crow
narrow lotus
heady crow
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How bout that maple syrup eh?

signal cobalt
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ah yes, let me pull over the father of 2, and ignore the armed suspect (real story btw)

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while there was a robbery, my dad was pulled over

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that officer LITERALLY GOT A CALL

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while in the stop

heady crow
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Did he continue the stop?

signal cobalt
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dispatch literally was like "need officer"

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yes he did

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literal donut munching pigs

heady crow
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Hes dedicated to the game

signal cobalt
heady crow
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I respect that

signal cobalt
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no hes dedicated to being a cunt ngl

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thats all

heady crow
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Feel that

signal cobalt
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because he could be keeping people safe, but NOO he went 4 over

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so yeah imma get that guy

heady crow
signal cobalt
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another instance was a police officer running from a suspect... with a knife

signal cobalt
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HE HAS A GUN BRO

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SHOOT HIM IF YOU MUST

solar breach
signal cobalt
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and the dude with the knife wasnt even running, he was walking towards him

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like the officer had ample time to tase, shoot, baton, whatever

heady crow
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Its over for kanada

signal cobalt
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but no, he runs and WILDLY FIRES IN HIS DIRECTION

heady crow
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Deport the "french"

solar breach
signal cobalt
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(some civilian was almost shot because of his panic firing)

heady crow
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Or make quebecois its own country

signal cobalt
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just letting you know

signal cobalt
heady crow
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Thanks for letting me know

signal cobalt
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we got... other issues

heady crow
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Right the natives

signal cobalt
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they are not native, is all im sayin

heady crow
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Them toi

signal cobalt
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nope

heady crow
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Oh