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lusty sonnet
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In house shit is just experience

upper gulch
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some schools in america also have programs that can get you a job soon as you graduate

naive bison
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For those wondering it means anno domini which means the year of our lord

winged chasm
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Coldplay fart cause Xal and Ivan suddenly get suprised by Iedy when he comes from work

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i get it

deep topaz
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if you're looking to get into a trade, or a physical sector of IT, find a nearby trade school

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most offer adult classes

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the track is usually much faster than a standard HS student

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might only take a couple months to train and get certs

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first ever modern game with less than a 500GB install size

fluid epoch
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Oh shiiiit I forgot KF3 was a thing soon

deep topaz
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tomorrow, 9 AM EST launch

fluid epoch
strange harbor
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Not hard to do if ya don't ship with much content.

deep topaz
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I think there's 5-7 maps, unless they plan to launch with more

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horse lore

prime zenith
lean oak
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So ur

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A programmer

strange harbor
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Lemme know how that works out for yall when ya submit to your new overlords when they take over. My ass is going out in the first wave.

Kinda tolerated ai for a bit but now have a general hatred.

deep topaz
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throw water on it

lean oak
wooden surge
prime zenith
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this image is so right

wooden surge
wise dock
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Wow

wooden surge
upper gulch
upper gulch
wise dock
upper gulch
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is one of the more famous cities in bosnia

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very popular tourist place

wooden surge
drowsy solstice
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Mmm monke

wooden surge
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Monki

narrow lotus
winged chasm
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If you buy and play KF3 your literal trash playing the biggest slop in history omegakekw

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The stress tests and the Alpha all were utter shit

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They need a full year for one fucking perk and enemy

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Send me your money instead,il buy food for the fuckers.Thats at least worth something.

primal rapids
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So apparently my manager is getting transferred to a different store and instead of me, the assistant manager, getting promoted to take her place, the zone manager is bringing in this random person who’s only worked in the company for a month and hasn’t done any of the training

prime zenith
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naaah

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that is wild

winged chasm
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Neppotism is fun psyduck

deep topaz
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either you get manager or you walk

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tell him

idle veldt
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Don’t do that

primal rapids
# deep topaz either you get manager or you walk

I honestly don’t see that succeeding. My zone manager is the kind of manager that would rather have yes men and kissasses than people who actually know how to do the job, which is probably why I was never even offered the position.

idle veldt
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But you should make a case for yourself

deep topaz
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offer a case of reason, if it's rejected, offer an ultimatum. if that is not accepted, be sure everybody in that store knows what happened

primal rapids
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She’s hired people with absolutely no relevant prior work experience over people who have worked in the company for years because they acted nice

idle veldt
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Do you act nice

pale ingot
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hmmtodayiwill kidnap the new zone manager

deep topaz
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woman? makes sense

primal rapids
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Apparently not nice enough

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And it’s probably because I was friendly with the previous manager who she hated

idle veldt
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Well don’t speculate

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You should just make the case to her

primal rapids
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The transfer is already happening, within the week

deep topaz
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women managers only make decisions based on office politics

deep topaz
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don't let her step on you without recourse or you will never move in that company

primal rapids
deep topaz
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if a single disagreement is all it takes, it's worth it to leave

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walking on eggshells forever will kill your mental health

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and if you're fired without reason, go to the labor board

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better yet, push her buttons and make her fire you without reason, then sue them and win

idle veldt
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Yeah these are terrible ideas

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You will lose your job and you will have no recourse

deep topaz
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unless you're planning on fucking one, don't work with a female manager

prime zenith
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dawg stop giving this big of advice

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yea he loses his jobt hen what

idle veldt
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Just sexism

prime zenith
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jobless

deep topaz
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you have rights. if you're fired without reason, that isn't legal

prime zenith
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no you said he should leave after the ultimatum if nothin happens

idle veldt
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Lmao

deep topaz
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that was before the woman card goes into play

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ultimatums don't work cause they think they're god

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are there exceptions? yes

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commonly? no

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and i say it cause I've been there, not speculation

prime zenith
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I understand but I dont think it works the same for every situation

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but its up to him and he should think about it

primal rapids
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Honestly I'm just waiting to see how things go. It's too late to do anything about the transfer and making a fuss out of not being promoted when I wasn't even asked or interviewed in the first place probably wouldn't go over well. If it turns out the new manager is basically making me do her job for her with none of the benefits, then I'm putting my notice in. And then probably engaging in shameless nepotism by asking my uncle for a position at his HVAC company.

worldly gate
pale ingot
primal rapids
prime zenith
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explain

visual stirrup
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m18 sucks

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it killed an airman recently

pale ingot
pale ingot
primal rapids
worldly gate
# prime zenith explain

M18 also had cases of it firing while being on the holster, but instead of recalling the product Sig Sauer just called it a "voluntary upgrade"

river zealot
worldly gate
primal rapids
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Beretta and Glock just keep winning with Sig being so dogshit lately

river zealot
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Counterpoint

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Sig spear

visual stirrup
deep topaz
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it must be hard to make a gun that doesn't shoot by itself

worldly gate
primal rapids
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I have zero respect for the military procurement committees

river zealot
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Damn they made one in 7.62x39

pale ingot
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can we add the m18 to gamma but every time you have it loaded and holstered it has a chance to make your leg health go to 0 from misfiring

visual stirrup
# visual stirrup still shit

I know that bullpups are rare for a reason
but I still wish they went with the bullpup offering for the NGSW
they wanted a heavy fucking weapon in the hands of every infantryman, but it didn't need to be FRONT HEAVY and LONG as well

primal rapids
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Does the Sig Spear at least have a carbine variant

river zealot
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I feel like bullpups are only good for urban and cqb

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Actually maybe trench fighting too

primal rapids
visual stirrup
pale ingot
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certainly looks like a gun

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are those canted sights

visual stirrup
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spear is goddamn right

primal rapids
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The thing already has a close range optic, it doesn’t need canted irons

visual stirrup
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it's a shame there's no bayonet mount on it

visual stirrup
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fewer and fewer people are using them as they trust their electronics, though

worldly gate
pale ingot
placid sail
deep topaz
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bullpups are great for squeezing as much barrel into a small package as possible

visual stirrup
# worldly gate

I swear, Sonne by Rammstein gets slower, deeper, and reverbier every time I hear it used in some shit

pale ingot
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sonne (slowed down 7x) (reverb) (bass boosted)

river zealot
worldly gate
deep topaz
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if you know anything about audio waves, you should know that's not what is going on

slender rock
deep topaz
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buh buh buh it's a flash hider!!!

pale ingot
slender rock
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FUCK YOUR FLASH HIDERS

primal rapids
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Give my rifle a six-inch barrel, it's my rifle and I decide how much permanent hearing damage I receive from it

deep topaz
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shortstack goblins are pretty neat

visual stirrup
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there is a LINE, SIR!

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and YOU have CROSSED IT!

deep topaz
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that's like the defacto shortstack introduction

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goblins

fluid epoch
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Bruh fuck m9 beretta, so glad I never have to use one again

river zealot
worldly gate
visual stirrup
deep topaz
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shortstack doesn't mean kid

visual stirrup
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or maybe worse

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"she's actually 700 years old" territory

deep topaz
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I like short chubbies

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not fat

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chubby

primal rapids
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The funny part is that Midna has a canon normally proportioned form and her imp form is significantly more popular and has more art made of it, because the internet is full of degenerates.

deep topaz
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regular midna is also peak

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I either want em short or amazonian

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big wife or small wife

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both good

worldly gate
primal rapids
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Me watching late night Toonami with Ghost in the Shell on CN as a teenager probably had a fair bit of impact on my tastes.

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Well, that and Cowboy Bebop.

deep topaz
worldly gate
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dunno

deep topaz
primal rapids
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Also excellent taste

arctic pawn
primal rapids
frail scaffold
arctic pawn
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feeling gassy today

visual stirrup
# primal rapids

i saw "suspended from working with children" and assumed the worst

arctic pawn
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its one of the first things we assume when seeing content from discord

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i wonder why

pale ingot
potent forge
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Discord just made me show it my drivers license so I can look at memes

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The UK is cursed

simple ore
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you know what to do soldier

deep topaz
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UK is doing a great job of speedrunning being the shittiest country

potent forge
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It's time to go schizo mode

potent forge
pale ingot
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is that actually something they're pulling in the uk now

potent forge
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Yep

pale ingot
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wild

potent forge
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Shits wild

pale ingot
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gotta get the social media license next month buddy

deep topaz
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pretty soon it's gonna be illegal to own metal, cause you can use it to hit someone on the head

pale ingot
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no access to discord if you dont

potent forge
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Time to get the spicy documents out

deep topaz
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they'll figure out a way to tax you by the breath

simple ore
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pipebomb

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so cooool

pale ingot
potent forge
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Fuck the anarchists cook book my brother's in god use the U.S guide on improvised munitions

deep topaz
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they're on amazon

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buy them

pale ingot
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just mustard gas it up

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bombs are too much work

deep topaz
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piss, bleach, vinegar

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a bomb is piss easy

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just gunpowder in a container

pale ingot
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yeah but why make a bomb when you can kill people with your super deadly piss

simple ore
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it's about sending a message batman

deep topaz
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bomb works from a distance

simple ore
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piss don't make kaboom

potent forge
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Time to be on a watchlist because of you schizos

upper shore
pale ingot
potent forge
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Everyone I'm the No1 schizo

pale ingot
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fuck aint no schizo

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you don't got that dog in you

potent forge
primal rapids
proven crown
pale ingot
upper shore
novel palm
primal rapids
pale ingot
# primal rapids

rings used by the homosexual community to identify other homosexuals of their presence

keen jetty
solar breach
arctic pawn
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quite literally 1984

potent forge
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real uk shit

narrow sorrel
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He lives in the UK kekpoint

fluid epoch
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License meme in real time

arctic pawn
past sparrow
hazy finch
solar breach
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I could feel his presence.

high wing
deep topaz
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that has to have been a mold

solar breach
high wing
frail scaffold
high wing
slender rock
frail scaffold
slender rock
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Orange = modder

solar breach
viral fossil
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this is so painfully accurate lmao

hazy finch
fast wasp
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patriots have been real quiet since this information dropped…

deep topaz
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could you imagine

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how stupid somebody would have to be

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if that isn't tax deductible, you are a fool who deserves to have all of your income managed by someone with a non room-temp IQ

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If it is tax deductible, then that's an option to zero out your tax burden

deep topaz
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Man the back pain after one of those must be killer

idle veldt
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Need more fentanyl for that back pain

pale ingot
coarse bear
idle veldt
arctic pawn
pale ingot
# idle veldt

type of shit you make in Spore as your first creature

idle veldt
arctic pawn
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fr

pale ingot
arctic pawn
idle veldt
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That’s deep

arctic pawn
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is this stalker reference?

hazy finch
tepid pebble
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is this the latest friendslop

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As a GATE employee you extend the bounds of human knowledge, and seek to explain the unexplainable - including anomalies and paranormal entities: from gravity-distorting art…

Price

$27.99

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▶ Play video
upper gulch
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abiotic factor

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beautiful name

simple ore
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no it was in early access for some time

hazy finch
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in other words (kill yourself)

arctic pawn
tepid pebble
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calm down satan

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EA shit does not count as released

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it says released 3 days ago

coarse bear
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I can confirm
It's just a good game

simple ore
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shut the fuck up

upper gulch
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similar to half life

coarse bear
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Dunno about the friend part
Played it solo until the end of the last patch

tepid pebble
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thank you

tepid pebble
coarse bear
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I mean

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Sorta
I've never seen the show myself but horse racing is a sport, isn't it

simple ore
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i don't think so

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you're not doing it

tepid pebble
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i guess if the characters are doing the racing themselves

simple ore
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nvm

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i was thinking of dog racing

tepid pebble
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betting is defo not a sports

simple ore
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yea but people ride those horses

tepid pebble
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so does the jockey do the sports or the horse

simple ore
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what

tepid pebble
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which one does the sport, the jockey or the horse ?

simple ore
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both i guess

coarse bear
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Pretty sure you get DQ'd if you fall off your horse

tepid pebble
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you get dragon quested ?

coarse bear
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Disqualified

tepid pebble
coarse bear
tight rune
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Dairy Queened

idle veldt
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I don’t see why the horse has to cross the line

simple ore
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yoo i play as the alien

idle veldt
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If the jockey can run to the end why not count it

simple ore
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act of heresy commited get fucked

coarse bear
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Oh hell ya, Youyou experiencing Halo 2

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Shit's dope

simple ore
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it's already miles better than ce cbt

coarse bear
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Not so dope on Heroic or Legendary but :)

simple ore
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i am not doing that

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already wanted to kms playing ce on normal

coarse bear
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CE isn't too bad on Heroic

simple ore
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the game itself is

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it did not age that well

coarse bear
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It's aight
Though the remastered graphics fuck it

simple ore
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yea but the remaster can't hide the same corridor issue

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progression feels like backtracking just cause everything looks the same

idle veldt
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Lotta wasted time

coarse bear
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You know why?
The gameplay is still based around original graphics
Remastered graphics having a differently designed thing? THE HITBOX IS STILL THE SAME, YOU'RE HITTING AIR

idle veldt
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I thought I was playing the game wrong

simple ore
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don't get me started on the fucking rpg flood

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why did they give the retards rpgs

coarse bear
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You can try shooting from behind a tree, change back to original graphics, and find out you've been shooting at a tree like a moron

tight rune
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Halo 2 da goat

simple ore
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also for a remaster
halo 2 looks so much better

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i thought it was a full remake

coarse bear
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Halo 2 is also more fondly remembered tbh

simple ore
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yea

coarse bear
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Remaster still has problems but it's nowhere near CE

simple ore
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i played the og ce years ago
stopped after the library

coarse bear
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Can't wait to go back and resume my Halo 4 playthrough :')

simple ore
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i did heroic

coarse bear
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(Shoulda started 4 on Normal)

simple ore
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yea i learned that lesson years ago

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i only play normal mode in any game

high wing
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pussy

simple ore
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yea

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at least im not a 1 inch cock

high wing
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i need a bit of a challenge so i play hard or expert

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you are .5 inch cock

simple ore
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no i am a pussy

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completely different

high wing
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.3 inch clit

simple ore
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jarvis
leak the dms

coarse bear
high wing
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did the mods ever figure out finland is back yet

simple ore
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what

high wing
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if you know you know

coarse bear
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Do you think we're actively looking clueless

high wing
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no but it doesnt take much searching to figure it out tbh

prisma venture
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good moinin yal

simple ore
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JANNIE ALERT 🔔
JANNIE ALERT 🔔
JANNIE ALERT 🔔

high wing
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they got someone killed smh

idle veldt
high wing
idle veldt
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Dry they’re joking

high wing
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and they arent gonna do anything

high wing
stoic girder
simple ore
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holy fuck the music here is so good

stoic girder
wooden surge
pallid cargo
lean oak
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W11 is fking piece of junk

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I already installed it like 5 months ago

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And too lazy to reinstall w10

pallid cargo
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why

lean oak
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I thought my pc became potato

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But it’s just w11

pallid cargo
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for me its just like literally 10 but with stupid mac interface

lean oak
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The thing is in details

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Sometimes there r just too much fking problems

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Sometimes u do not encounter em

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Games became slower, interface became slower

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I guess I will just stick to w10, later will reinstall it

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My work is pretty much tied to windows ecosystem

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Otherwise I would switch to Linux too

hazy finch
eager igloo
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Vro fried itself 😔

lean oak
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How’s it private if I already share my personal info

eager igloo
# idle veldt

If you confuse yourself, you will confuse the enemy

quartz ridge
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he was either holstering his sig or unholstering and it shot him either in the thigh or the chest

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i think thigh is probably more true

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but like damn what a way to go

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everyones been telling the US army this would happen sadly

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(btw this caused the USAF to ban ALL sig pistols from use)

eager igloo
stone blade
stone blade
simple ore
stone blade
eager igloo
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That's 3 loose sausages

dreamy flaxBOT
lapis zinc
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Hot

stone blade
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10:29 in the morning btw

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we're fucking cooked

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both metaphorically and literally

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unbelievable

lapis zinc
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That's how the weather is for me to

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I had to get on my roof the other day it must have been 140 degrees

eager igloo
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Celsius or

hazy finch
stone blade
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retard

simple ore
lapis zinc
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Fahrenheit yeah

eager igloo
dreamy flaxBOT
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🌡️ 140.0f (fahrenheit) is equal to 60.0c (celsius)

simple ore
eager igloo
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I would prefer celsius

stone blade
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I'm bulgarian so part asian

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and part yellow
ching chong bitch

eager igloo
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Quarter turk

simple ore
stone blade
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jack of all trades , master of none

pallid cargo
slender rock
simple ore
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switch the numbers in her age and we have a deal

prisma venture
lapis zinc
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Goonbait #900000

slender rock
prisma venture
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what did u called me

lapis zinc
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He put a hex on you

slender rock
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now you'll be blessed with good days and huge burritos

prisma venture
fallow trellis
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Oil

prisma venture
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well the u.s will fuck this chat.. thanks quinn...

fallow trellis
fallow trellis
slender rock
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nuked asian to be exact

prisma venture
wooden surge
stone blade
eager igloo
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Lots of boobs

simple ore
wooden surge
tight rune
buoyant lintel
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"models"
just looks like an average coke user

storm stream
lusty sonnet
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There are better commands tbh

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Such as

split canyonBOT
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tidal trellis
lusty sonnet
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You muted the bot? KekSkew

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Nice

quaint ore
lusty sonnet
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One day FlopAi will cease to exist

quaint ore
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tbh yeah thats what flop is

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Oneday FlopAi will stop being a fucking twink

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and drop a racial slur with the boys

storm stream
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what is 12th SPBB?

quaint ore
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Originated from Al-Delight posting till it got banned

lusty sonnet
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New persona

storm stream
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huh

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ok

quaint ore
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my proudest brainboob moment

tidal trellis
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That's just wrong

prisma venture
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have u blocked me? sadge

lusty sonnet
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He probably has

prisma venture
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yay

lusty sonnet
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Not yet? 👀

placid sail
tidal trellis
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I don't come here often anymore busy! madge

quaint ore
prisma venture
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just want to say this water is fucking shit or i dont know

shadow wyvern
quaint ore
prisma venture
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yup

quaint ore
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might aswell be swimming in shit

lusty sonnet
wooden sierra
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Is this where we come to drop slurs

prisma venture
shadow wyvern
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yeah

wooden sierra
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Sweet

placid sail
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honestly, we gave shit to Alice iterations about having a traceable comparable personalities and quirks but they're like Skynet in comparison to flop regarding phrases

split canyonBOT
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prisma venture
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but damn this shit clear

tidal trellis
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This is too early for this!

placid sail
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you fucking clanker

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you fucking groundhog day victim

prisma venture
lusty sonnet
tidal trellis
placid sail
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I refuse to believe you're a human person, for my own sanity

wooden sierra
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What's a human

placid sail
split canyonBOT
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vale sand
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at this point the !flop command is more of a dog whistle

tidal trellis
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I thought you had me blocked!!! madge goober

tight rune
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Overused ass emoji

lusty sonnet
wooden sierra
placid sail
fossil swan
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fixes every issue with hair

tidal trellis
tidal trellis
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I intend to keep my hair long as I can madge

fossil swan
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Simple solution for a simple problem.

tidal trellis
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But why do it!

gilded notch
narrow lotus
fossil swan
tight rune
narrow lotus
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or half of brainfart

placid sail
wooden sierra
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Imagine blocking someone instead of popping a piece of 5 gum

tight rune
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How about instead of popping a piece of 5 gum I pop the kneecaps off of the person I want to block

wooden sierra
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With 5 gum?

tight rune
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Ye

wooden sierra
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Hell yeah

minor cypress
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Its flop bullying hours i see

wooden sierra
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It's impossible to bully an NPC

placid sail
#

that mumbling cretin is very close to just copypasting everything he said the last day into the next

placid sail
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it's like listening to an automated phone reply which has low self-esteem and daddy issues

minor cypress
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When will the voicemail be full? sisyphus

placid sail
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hopefully someday

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at this point, it's not an intervention from brainfart that will save this wretch, but some kind of traumatizing canon event

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just removing his gae gifs won't cut it

wooden sierra
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Adderall and shrooms in his coffee. Solution

lusty sonnet
storm stream
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he probably wears the female clothing when outside to not get stoned to death

lusty sonnet
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I speak only in truths

minor cypress
lusty sonnet
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Almost all of our customers are basically full cloud

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Maybe 1 or 2 that still have an on-premise SP server but that shit is not even remotely accessible from the outside

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So ezzzzz for us

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Marketing however went the influencer route with scare tactics, that was our pain in the ass

placid sail
hazy finch
dreamy flaxBOT
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New nickname: Stormy

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Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Swordfis

minor cypress
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Just a little more time and its not my problem for the rest of the week

lusty sonnet
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Aye the usual deal with upper level BS cuz they retarded

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Or account managers

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Had one DM me yesterday.
"Got a small issue at X, but it's very urgent"

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Brother if it's very urgent then it aint a small issue

minor cypress
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Why is it always "small issue" and never "Wheres the fucking ticket #"?

lusty sonnet
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That's my default reply, send it to the team, someone will pick it up eventually

minor cypress
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Uuuh but when can i expect this to be fixed? Its critical!

lusty sonnet
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It'll be fixed when you actually sell what you claim

minor cypress
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The only time i somewhat had pity was dealing with the solarwinds fuckup last year

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Or everyone losing their shit over log4j. This shit just never stops lmao

lusty sonnet
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Log4j was a fun fever dream

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Our elastic is still triggering on it

minor cypress
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When do i get to have billable hours for my liver, boss?

lusty sonnet
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Someone needs to shut it off fr

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Overtime? Nahhh liver damage

minor cypress
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I'm just way too ready for vacation to hit. Just 1 more week and i'll be free for 2 weeks

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My soul is ready

lusty sonnet
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I got 3 more weeks stocked up

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Colleague of mine bought extra days

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40+ days that she's gone lmao

minor cypress
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Damn, thats a steal. If we get too close to the cap we get fussed at

narrow lotus
lusty sonnet
minor cypress
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Better lock your shit in before the holiday craze hits

lusty sonnet
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Everybody is taking it now

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3 weeks or so

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1 collleague gone for the entire month of september

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Imma take my shit at christmas

simple ore
hazy finch
wise dock
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But i live there
Im in the fucken capital

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Dont have a job or driving licence yet tho

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Lol

hazy finch
# wise dock But i live there Im in the fucken capital

its because even when you press the little red X or alt f4 discord it still runs in the background
in order for that to start affecting you you need to terminate discord in task manager and then reopen it
thats how i ended up with the new discord update that made the new UI and shit

austere shadow
narrow lotus
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@coarse bear did u pick up mushrooms

austere shadow
hazy finch
coarse bear
narrow lotus
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you guys camping or u have a small shack or stuff

coarse bear
narrow lotus
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Damn that is nice

coarse bear
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Why take a cabin when you can just set up on public property for FREE

narrow lotus
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Build one

coarse bear
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Cons: Sometimes the lake bed where you park is just slippery fucking rocks that your hooks get caught on

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But we take what we get
Worst comes to worst, we can still do shish-kebab

prisma venture
simple ore
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not this fucking retard again

coarse bear
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The Twat™

tight rune
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Kill him

simple ore
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oh i will when i can

coarse bear
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T-bag his ass

worldly gate
primal rapids
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He’s just a little guy

prisma venture
grizzled meadow
simple ore
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he did what

prisma venture
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huh

lean oak
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Damn

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Dry really got banned

prisma venture
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where?

lean oak
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What where

prisma venture
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where did dry got banned?

lean oak
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I love spreading misinformation

grizzled meadow
# simple ore he did what

"The actor recently promoted the latter at San Diego Comic-Con with his co-stars Vanessa Kirby, Joseph Quinn, and Ebon Moss-Bachrach. At one point, Pascal was seen touching Kirby’s arm and they ultimately held hands after. Some saw the behavior as creepy and it received a significant amount of criticism. However, Pedro has been known to have on-stage anxiety and has found various ways to deal with it."

Now this is an old thing and it was apparently debunked by Kirby herself but internet has brought back the "various ways to deal with it"

prisma venture
grizzled meadow
simple ore
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than why did you say he touched a woman

grizzled meadow
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Because he did

simple ore
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technically yeah
but not what you meant

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bastard

grizzled meadow
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No no, it's actually what I meant

simple ore
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read the last part again

grizzled meadow
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The on-stage anxiety thing?

simple ore
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no

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the last one

grizzled meadow
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That's the last one

simple ore
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Now this is an old thing and it was apparently debunked by Kirby herself but internet has brought back the "various ways to deal with it

grizzled meadow
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I added that, yes

lean oak
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What’s the discussion about

grizzled meadow
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Nothing, as always

simple ore
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i think they're dating

prisma venture
lean oak
prisma venture
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WE BUILT THIS CITY

simple ore
fading portal
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wow

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I cant believe flop got banned

lean oak
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Who r dating and why is it important

fading portal
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Its CRAZY

lean oak
fading portal
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ITS OVER

simple ore
lean oak
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I don’t care

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I’m not reading allat

worldly gate
simple ore
lean oak
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I don’t care

narrow lotus
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fresh rose
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Yea no flops still here

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Wow

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Liar

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Yo ban him

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1984 him iedy

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Ill give you a pallet of monsters

fresh rose
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Fuck off retard

prisma venture
lean oak
prisma venture
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i cant banned him but perhaps making funn of somone will be enoughM

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?

tidal trellis
fresh rose
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I will send you to north sentinel island

prisma venture
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lmao

lean oak
primal rapids
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I will send you to Detroit.

lean oak
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And I like girls

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So I’m a lesbian

tidal trellis
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What are you on about!!! madge anyway I don't do help with that!!

tidal trellis
lean oak
tidal trellis
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I'm 20!

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You fool madge

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Whoever keeps telling you otherwise is a big fat liar

lean oak
placid sail
tidal trellis
lean oak
lean oak
lean oak
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Guys I knew left

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And flop seems charming enough

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So I’m here

prisma venture
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WTF IS THIS KekSkew KekSkew KekSkew KekSkew KekSkew

placid sail
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you have my permission to take flop with you to #🚽сральня🚽

lapis zinc
lean oak
prisma venture
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LOW IQ

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LMAO

lean oak
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Ok it’s amusing I wanted to say

tidal trellis
placid sail
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if you understood the language, you'd realize flop is not so bad in comparison to what happens there

tidal trellis
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(which also, please do kek1 so I can also use ru support)

placid sail
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quiet clanker

tidal trellis
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Who you calling clanker!!!

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Do I look like a battle droid to you

primal rapids
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WATCH OUT FOR THOSE WRIST ROCKETS

quartz ridge
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Flop isnt a clanker hes a different type of slur

primal rapids
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SUPERBATTLEDROID

fresh rose
primal rapids
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This is just like the simulations

placid sail
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honestly I think the only person here who would like it in sralnya is that african boy who wishes every day everyone would just start posting racist memes, slurs and gore porn

quartz ridge
stone blade
placid sail
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yeah that one

quartz ridge
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Im down for racism but i draw the line at gore

river zealot
river zealot
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even racists have class, man

lean oak
#

No gore yes porn

quartz ridge
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No porn either because this chat will be filled with jt

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Instead of memes

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With slurs and stuff

placid sail
simple ore
#

when did i say that

river zealot
#

im no racist man

quartz ridge
simple ore
#

you are californian i don't assume i believe you suck dick for a living

river zealot
simple ore
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im not racist
but im other stuff

simple ore
#

i should what

frail scaffold
minor cypress
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Call it nascar

frail scaffold
simple ore
#

real

frail scaffold
simple ore
#

true

quartz ridge
quartz ridge
#

They got sissy mind controled dude

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Like boogie 2988

simple ore
quartz ridge
#

Too many femboys and twinks not enough RNS

simple ore
#

no wonder you keep chasing flop around

frail scaffold
simple ore
#

tuff

lean oak
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I’m racist if it’s funny

frail scaffold
quartz ridge
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The gaes here are unsalvagble

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Flop is

simple ore
#

uh huh yeah i see

river zealot
simple ore
#

hold on who is that next to trump jokerge2

quartz ridge
lean oak
simple ore
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probably the first rich person with a hot wife

placid sail
buoyant lintel
placid sail
#

IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD FLOP

simple ore
#

IM PAKI FELLA
SHOW ME YOUR BUTTHOLE

lean oak
quartz ridge
placid sail
#

bruh

quartz ridge
fresh rose
#

Send this one to the coal mines

lean oak
placid sail
#

being a top is still very much gae

quartz ridge
lean oak
#

Stop this gae shit

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Why u go further

quartz ridge
#

Like the sopranos when they find out one of them is gae

placid sail
#

oh you trad people

quartz ridge
#

And theyre like “is getting it sucked or doing the sucking”

placid sail
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it's such a treat

quartz ridge
#

I am a schizophrenic paki in california

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I know i keep spamming thisbut its literally me

fresh rose
simple ore
#

@tidal trellis

quartz ridge
simple ore
tidal trellis
simple ore
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don't worry about it

quartz ridge
#

Can a paki live?

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Can a paki live bro

frail scaffold
simple ore
#

no

simple ore
frail scaffold
#

idk not english

simple ore
#

bro really said fella fello

lean oak
#

Smnone traslaten

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No habla ingles

frail scaffold
fresh rose
#

Hey I have those exact same pair of gloves

prisma venture
#

KGB exist in cyberpunk?? okey

frail scaffold
prisma venture
#

so russian won the cold war after all

frail scaffold
whole ibex
whole ibex
# lean oak And us collapsed eh

But not bc of cold war I mean I kinda forgot a lot but was there even a cold war in the first place? Its all abaut great corporate wars and nusa does still kinda exist

primal rapids
#

Also consider that the game takes place in 2077. They could have just, y'know, made another group and called it the KGB for convenience sake.

worldly gate
# prisma venture KGB exist in cyberpunk?? okey

One of the things in cyberpunk is that the USSR never fell in the 90s and it still continued on though.

But that is mostly due to the game's source material being made before the actual collapse of the soviet union

tight rune
prisma venture
worldly gate
worldly gate
prisma venture
#

is this the anime ?

#

yup it is

worldly gate
lean oak
pseudo robin
#

why is it coldplayfart

#

when will the jannies be based and bring back goonfart

quartz ridge
lusty sonnet
sour carbon
prisma venture
#

i think has best apartment in hole city as normal citizen

worldly gate
fresh rose
lean oak
#

U were talking about this

#

Enlighten us

primal rapids
simple ore
#

and the actress said he does that when he's anxious

simple ore
#

you asked you retard

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is there any serb in this server who doesn't have brain damage

solar breach
fresh rose
#

Ppl care too much thinking thats weird

#

When there was way funnier shit that happened

simple ore
#

nothing new people obssess over celebs

fresh rose
#

Ppl are retarded

fresh rose
prisma venture
#

found bug lůol

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stupid game

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refund

grizzled meadow
#

Should be more clear now

prisma venture
#

where i heard this story before

grizzled meadow
prisma venture
#

peak tv series btw

grizzled meadow
# prisma venture peak tv series btw

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fresh rose
prisma venture
#

yup yup i remebmer

fresh rose
#

No spoiler

prisma venture
#

¨fuck that shit is peak

grizzled meadow
#

I'm almost at the end of the game

fresh rose
#

We know

#

Doge told us

somber sandal
grizzled meadow
#

Damned Doge

#

Giving away my secrets

prisma venture
solar breach
#

Dihriod

bold kettle
simple ore
eager igloo
solar breach
prisma venture
manic cave
#

Jump the fence, get to the container, then get out.

prisma venture
#

nah just interesting that soviet still exist crazy to me still

manic cave
#

Oh yeah it also seems China(?) is interested in the Soviets.

prisma venture
#

cool lol

manic cave
#

Since later there's a follow up mission for this mission.

fading portal
#

no way

heady crow
bold kettle
# eager igloo

henry is so funny, like he robs 5 family households and then calls the guards on some dude who stole a breadloaf

prisma venture
#

OH WAIT

#

NEW EP OF SOUTH PARK IS OUT

simple ore
heady crow
#

i dont