#🎪bruh-fart
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Yeah.
maybe you needed him for a quest since i didn't finish the game yet
I threw his corpse into the middle of jigjig street for everyone to see.
oh no i did it right after the first quest
that you have with him
idk if theres any others
the one that gives ||the dildo ?||
After the Judy one you can kill him I'm pre sure.
maybe i did actually kill him and im having dementia
ahh that's probably it
I would of burned the building down if I could ngl.
i found him before i got the quest and tried killing him
all aboard xalrider
you're getting front row seats to the osaka express
best part of cyberpunk for me was the dialogue change if you did certain jobs beforehand
@naive bison
like the brothel one
u went straight for hooker no worries
@coarse bear посмотри смешной мем, пока никто не видит, я чет не могу
а бля ты дайвишь ну и иди в писю
Чё те нада
хрюкаю страшно с зетнутой кити
А че в чем прикол
Типа это канон зет китти или просто арт мем
перевод для бабизян со сральни
хелло кити - забугорный бренд, которым положено, по высоким ценностям твитерских, не взаимодействовать с клятым режимом и осуждать и вообще
а вкусно и точка взяли и ебанули с ними коллабу
и следовательно, хелло китти зетнулась и поддерживаем режим
Я хз какое там лого у вкусно и точки


@coarse bear ну ты посмотрел там, чтобы я удалил, и нас на нары не посадили?

Один хуй не поймут

ну в целом да
и стукач мади мертв
но просто для протокола, не подставлять же казаха
5 fking sticks for 7 dollars

Sounds capitalistic
I think I could make 30 sticks with 7 dollars of cheese
U can
How about
15 dollars
For the most mid burger
In the “two bros” burger shop

you could make almost all of the food cheaper yourself
emphasis on "could"
the day I get a pizza oven
wait
cant I just make my own
With the most feminist gae kid haircut u could possibly imagine

Black gloves are also included
not that hard to make uhhh
burger yourself
it might be shit the first couple of times though
Nah I think it’s almost impossible to fuck up a burger

i guess you never try burger with sweety sauce
absolut dogshit
I tried with caramelised onion burger
Fking piece of shit
I wouldn’t give it even to my dog
I know a story of friends
how people bought meat from the market did not eat it because of the smell
and even dogs did not eat
lab showed that it wazs a fucking kangaroo
interesting analogies between sweet sauce and kangaroo
Someone ping rat man and tell him to stay off the streets

perhaps
I had to dissect a rat for biology class once
Try what
Idk what they do when they embalm / preserve them, but everything felt like plastic
A dog?
kangaroo

Wasn't it Korea that ate dog
a real bublya

I think I saw a story about how half a million dogs are gonna be euthanized cause they aren't able to be sold for meat anymore
Terrible
What do Hello Kitty, fast food and ZOV army stuff have to do with each other? 
Сиди спокойно 
Просто я удалю, правда дохера поздно, чтоб сральчане или сралкеры не плакали
А нет больше сральчан
Мы теперь обамы
А всё
тут тусуемся
Они теперь хотдоги жрут
Ась?
Которые называют себя олдами
Hotdogi is definitely hotdog

Hmm
Спросил бы час назад, я уже помыл джепу
Собрались как то немец казах и русский
А еще бубля и Саня
see vaporeon
feel mortal fear
what is wrong with youtube recommended????
8 YEARS OLD
39 VIEWS
based recommendation
sneaky naked men

why did they make lex luthor a twink
dan hentschel
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I have class soonnn!!
go away!!
moral of the story: beat black women when you are angry
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its time for my daily ball crushing
True and real, it's free
he was always aura farming
war thunder and kcd2?! what is this a dream
if u want real polish skin in wt download this one https://live.warthunder.com/post/134288/en
RUDY!!!
cool but im probably never using a t-34-85 again lol
aghbiyaaaa ento mamnou3 te7ku b lugha ajnabiye
bas bel ingliziye
🙄
it bores me so much
just like the normal t-34s
the russian 76 and 85 are just so boring
yup
only time i use the t-34s gun now is on my bt-7a f-32
it be like that
i would pick gary
bruh
i saw that few days ago
literally the price of sims 3 with every dlc is like 400 usd
its because they have a subscription i think where you pay monthly to get access now
You could buy all the Sims DLC and rent out your account monthly lol
rent it out for 1200 and then you can pay rent with your sims dlcs
or just use cream installer but

im clueless about that have no idea
Cream installer is what I call my cork n bulbs
you will OWN NOTHING and you WILL be happy
true.
ownership leads to sadness because of greed.
EA is trying to prevent people from having greed
💔
and thats with 10% off 💔
if you had a xbox 360 and had physical copies of games still it wouldnt bbe that much
high seas brother
jtag/rgh brother
women ☕
@tidal trellis
Wha, why was I pinged!!
you didn't even post anything?
!!
you blind mf
There's nothing here, wdym!!!
@tidal trellis
What!!! 
lmao you see this fuckin idiot @tidal trellis
There is nothing here you goober!!!
No it isn't 
yes it is
this is coming from the omori fan so you wouldnt know
What does me being a omori fan do with it! 
well you are in the gae and retarded minority so
I am not!
Didn’t know Bosnian is such an easy language

3am e7ki 3arabe mish bosne ya a7mar
allah
hi twink @tidal trellis
pricao si slovenskim jezikom ali ne mozes da skontas da ja pricam arapski
Go away ham! 
ruski narod tsk tsk tsk
Understood like 25%

pricati
i think that is universial in slavic languages
jezik i think
arapski i think
idk what russians use for slavic
Ok, what about Bosnian?
Ye jezik is universal
Arapski
probably is
idk its etemology
but we use words that are from italian sometimes so
wouldnt be shocking
the word we say for tomato is from german
What is it
paradajz
yes the austro hungarians use to use the word for paradise to refer to tomato
so they spread that word to bosnian language and we took that meaning of it
croatians use the word "paradise" as well but they literally use the croatian word for paradise
not the german version paradajz
Was it rly Bosnian tho
Don’t know anything about Arabic even how it sounds
like this
Would u understand if i use transcript but still use Russian
Ah that makes it easier than
but no because i dont speak russian
polish isnt understandable to any slav
all of the west slavs arent
Somehow south and east slavic languages can be understood between each other
nothing complicated in polish
yes
Maybe cuz of influence of Byzantium
a bigger lie has never been told before in history of man
probably multiple reasons
west slavs had more influence from germanic and romance languages
ok two words
and also more influence from western christianity
and then also west slavs "split off" from east slavs much earlier than we did
Catholicism and orthodoxy literally divided south slavic ppl back then
Same thing with east and west slavs
west slavs had been in western areas for like i think 100 years before we migrated to balkans
maybe less
But Polish I think are more east slavic ppl rather than west
even before bosnia was muslim the 3 ethnicities were divided on religion
because bosnia had its own church
They r considered west only cuz of catholic government faith
Crstjanstvo or smth I think
croatians were catholic, serbians were orthodox, and bosnia was its own church and they all didnt like each other for that
Heard about that one
full name is crkva bosanska
just
literally bosnian church
but serbians didnt like it because it wasnt orthodox
Well it wasn’t considered heresy so
croatians didnt like it because it split off from catholicism
i think it was
im pretty sure both orthodox and catholics considered it a heretical church
like one of the people around wrote to the pope that ban kulin who was leader of bosnia had become a heretic and his family and other bosnians
Snitch
yu[

yup
always snitches
it doesnt really matter though because the bosnian church was the state religion for a while
and didnt end fully until ottoman occupation
the leaders of the bosnian kingdom though werent part of it
they were mostly catholic afaik
For political reasons for sure

bosnia won it
U will use whatever reason to just invade another country
the only major battle afaik that bosnian kingdom lost was against the ottomans
they got attacked by serbia like 3 times in span of 30 years
and won all 3 battles
the reason bosnia controlled dalmatia was because of their war with hungary in 1300s
Weren’t bosnian kings vassals of Hungary
no
At least their dynasty
originally the banate of bosnia was part of hungary
well
not part of hungary
hungary viewed bosnian banate under its control but it was de facto a soverign state
but then tvrtko became ban and he declared independence and formed the bosnian kingdom
which was completely separate
then he took over ton of land
Ye de jure it wasn’t
yea hungary still considered banate to be under their crown but it was de facto soverign
Bosnia, Herzegovina, parts of Serbia and Croatia
but once it was the kingdom it was completely soverign
yes
my city came under bosnian control during ban kulin
😌
we dont have a city named after him afaik
Visoko then
visoko is important to medieval bosnian history yes
its where tvrtko was first crowned king
Does it mean just “Tall” or “Highpoint”
it is different because medieval one didnt have a whole serbian entity
blegh
means high but can mean that yea
its because the city was near or on a mountain
Bob o vac?
I would prefer bobovac
its pretty too but there isnt a real town there anymore
literally this is all that is left of bobovac
it is
mostar is really pretty and also lot of history
especially during ottoman times
Ye perhaps if u want to see slavic medieval towns, then u go to south slavic region
yes
means egg
its because the fort that was there sits ontop of a hill that kind of looks like a egg
so they named it egg
Still waiting for Pipi fort
and name your capital "high"
for sure
i google for views of egg city
one of my favorite places in sarajevo is bascarsija and the emperors mosque
What about Ass castle
now i want to live somewhere like this
its beautiful city
look up mostar
for sure
very pretty city with lot of historical buildings still there
ill name my castle that after i build it
the bridge was destroyed during the war but they rebuild it after
Imagine
Dupe Castle
The capital

Oh wow
It looks like the city was built on Roman ruins perhaps
Assumption based on the arca bridge form
theres evidence romans build there under the city
I think medieval ppl could not build something like that
it was probably build by ottomans mostly
the ottomans urbanized mostar a lot
the bridge that its famous for there was build under ottomans
Ah I thought it was built before byzantium was conquered
nah was build after ottomans took bosnia
most of our modern cities were urbanized a lot by ottomans
and the older cities fell out of use or got destroyed
Like bobovac
ya bobovac fell out of use after ottomans took it over
and they switched the capital to i think banja luka
ngl though banja luka is imo one of the saddest looking cities we have
my own city only being second
really all of the cities in republika srpska just all look like shit
its not even a bias thing they just always look worse than cities in bih
What’s bih
bosnia and hercegovina
bosnia has 3 entities its not a 1 entity state
theres 3 governments
Ah yes I know
the 2 main entities are bih and rs
I just didn’t know tf is bih
About the poles
heres my city which borders bih but its in rs
Polish is more understandable for east slavic than for czechs or slovaks for example
And it’s considered west only bcuz it was catholic
Culturally and linguistically it’s closer to east
compared to literally any city in bih
for me its not at all really
boy's dinner ready
Damn
why the entire channel is bosnia
@tidal trellis
nutrient paste
What does that mean? 
daaaaaaaaaaa
Dinner is ready
bosanac sam bekrija
fried potatoes & sausages and pico de gallo
take away the pico and its good
no it isn't 
Don’t know the lyrics after that
maybe replace the pico with ajvar
only cock shaped foods for mr busy

Fried pelmeni
tsk tsk tsk
wdym, busy said it is
how dare you
okay nevermind this channel fucking sucks, I'll eat somewhere else
sarajevo rogatica visegrad vlasenica
@upper gulch whatcha eating
tu mi lezi pokraj srcaaaaa
zvornik tuzla kalesija, devetak i kiseljak
svaki borac veseljakkk
Sralnya awaits ur presence
nothing rn

junak do junaka rodila nas majka
eat uhhh
nastu bosnu cuvamo
idk...
whats bosnian stereotypical food
cevapici and lepinja
cevapcici
But I never understood the meaning behind
its the sterotypical food
i see
Cevapcici is a Bosnian dish?
its just a general balkan dish
for some reason I just thought it was a meme name for a semi-finished product
It just sounds funny

name i mean

bro its literally just fucking sausages
have none of you heard of cevapi
Talking about dishes
Why’s British food not banned
Should it be considered food at all
for something not stereotypical but really good dish that is strictly bosnian and not general balkan then theres kelep
klepe
You mean chinese and Indian food?
no
I mean I would still prefer Indian (sterile) and Chinese food
Than English one
pjevaj bosno dusmani nek znaju da se lako ne damo
sing bosnia let the enemy know that we wont easily give up
have fun eating klepe
But that is british food
and titties or whatever
i wish i could eat it but i cant make it rn because its night
i have to have time to make the dough
and all that shit for the dumplings

Fish and chips, fish chips, chipish fishs
Idk
I could go for fish and chips rn
chinese like
dogs?
It requires 1 iq
or roaches
To cook eggs sausages
Dont forget the beans
i hate eggs
I could go for a full english breakfast rn
cimbur is fucking nasty
Bad bait is bad bait 

What bait
It just a stupid play of words
gandony

What
big dish of eggs
Ah ye it looks no good
it doesnt
and it isnt good
its a traditional dish they eat in zenica and they have a whole fucking celebration for eggs
cimburijada
I like omelette tho, but not a just “break and pour” fried eggs
blegh
this is another bosnian dish cimbur and its disgusting
sometimes people add it with meat and tomatoes
What is it
hate is a bad word you cant use that word
Looks like mac n cheese
basically just scrambled eggs but you add in butter and onion
and then theres another dish similar
cimbur s mesom
and its just meat and eggs and tomato
Well ppl actually tend to claim whatever they don’t like a “hate speech”
Or whatever
hate speech above
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if you take the egg out its a good dish
this usually mean complexes
Insecurities u mean
anyone who genuinely argues and doesnt just troll has 0 life
I can have a crazy counter argument but just can’t formulate it in English
sosal?
Well
I have a german, Polish, Russian and tons of other ancestors
I’m just not sure who I am

what is your first language
My first language is Russian then
The thing is, u learn one language of 1 family
And other languages of the same family is fking easy
And understandable even if u didn’t learn another one relative in depth
ya usually like you can probably understand some bosnian
but you obviously wouldnt be able to speak it back so its like
meh
German was incredibly easy after I learned English
kind of useful but kind of useless
Ye I mean u can learn new languages of that family easily
There are just basically 3 families in Europe
but also its easy to forget
my first language is arabic but because i never speak it i forgot most of it
Slavic, Germanic and Romance or how’s it called
english is probably easiest language to keep because everyone speaks english
I heard that for slavic ppl it’s difficult to learn English after German
Don’t know if it’s true
but to find people speaking arabic you usually have to go to specific communities
same for other languages
can flop not play GAMMA in peace!! 
Cuz German is better structured and have more rules so it doesn’t make it chaotic as English is
Yeee English is just a gae language derived from Normandy french and early germanic
slavic languages and english have like nothing in common so yea it would be very hard to learn it

Before the Germanic languages split into north Germanic, central Germanic and west Germanic
also ironically i think english having simpler grammar in some cases makes it harder for slavs to understand concepts in english like it not having gramatical gender
Ppl are just scared of deutsch long words, but they r just a mix of SEPARABLE words
Like for example
Kreuzschlitzschraubenzieher
Screw driver
just like russian
"flammenwerfer werfs flammen" type shit
It can be separated into separate words which do have sense
Kreuz is cross
For example
honestly yea its simplicity from other languages makes it harder to convey things without using multiple words or a whole sentence to do it
like in slavic languages because verbs already have gender you dont need to specify with a noun who the verb is talking about usually
you can just use the verb
where in english if you just said "grabbed a tool" its super vague
if you really wanna honor Ozzy Osbourne in a way he would love beyond his music... please, enjoy a burrito in his memory. those who remember, know this for sure. the man loved a good burrito. 😭🌯
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case system is probably harder part for people to learn with slavic languages but its also why its imo lot better for expressing things
english does have cases but theyre not formed like slavic cases
Yep, German is actually an easy language, which could be alternative world wide language instead of English
yap yap yap yap
arabic should be world wide langauge
language
its like one of most spoken i think
see one of nice things with arabic is i wouldnt even have to separate pronouns from the verb because the pronoun is already in the verb as a prefix
and then who its being addressed to is the suffix
so simple
i hate english and like how arabic sounds so i agree
see
its really simple
most of the characters dont change shape except for a few like kaaf
fuck 😢 already miss the crazy prince of madness
Burrito 🌯
literally you just draw lines to connect the individual characters
nope
if you want something genuinely complex to look at
look at arabs script before there was arabic
or greek before actual greek
so linear B doesn't exist?
Well WW1 was the real case when german could possibly become world language
that wasnt a ancestor to modern greek alphabet
earliest attested form of ancient greek?
linear a and b were just used by some greeks but they werent a ancestor to the greek we have
nabatean was a ancestor to modern arabic
and phonecian is a ancestor to modern greek
damn gotta tell my prof he's wrong then
english user when met with a real mans language
if hes saying that linear a and b are ancestors to modern greek
it did but it was a descendent of "greek" language
but the script that the mycenaean greeks wrote it wasnt the script that was adopted for all of greek later
they used linear b to write mycenaean greek but linear b isnt a ancestor to modern greek
his 40 years of research down the drain
retirement in shambles
if hes saying that yea
the modern greek alphabet is descendent from phonecian not linear a or b
linear a and b are just the local scripts that mycenaeans and cretes used to write their respective languages
I found something incredibly cursed I’m going to share with you all.
You’re welcome.
kill yourself
thanks
it isnt
it would be like equivalent to saying that lines and dashes if you presuppose its real was descendent to modern cyrillic alphabet because slavs used it to write, like no modern cyrillic is descendent of glagolithic
its same thing with linear a and b
greeks did use linear a and b to write but greek alphabet is descendent of phonecian
@heady crow called it
ah
tru
Man I hate being an inexperienced trash compactor cleaner. I'm only getting $5 an hour
form a union and strike
2 years of experience is bullshit they normally dgaf
true
they just care if you can do job or if youre willing to take 7 a hour to do that
i mean i think its because companies want to incentivise staying with them and so they give initial low pay and try to get you to stick with them to "rise ranks" to get higher pay its just they wont end up promoting you
Fallout 76 be like: #fallout #memes #shorts #falloutmemes
Full credit to nuka.wolrd.nexus, I don't own rights to this video.
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but like a walmart manager can earn like almost 100k a year vs a regular walmart employee that make like 50k or maybe less now
just bullshit enough and theyll probably give the job regardless
yeah
i mean most theyll do is just reject your application
thats if you get any response usually
might as well submit one
ya
that was my biggest issue in america when i was trying to find a job as my first job was no one would even reply
my dad been workin at the same job for 20 years he got a 1 dollar raise last year
xd
like at least tell me im declined
thats crazy
been tryna tell him hes better off looking for work now and trying to get with some contractor (hes a plumber)
my dad was working for some food place in america and he got like a 2 dollar raise for doing some training after working there for like 2 months and then hes on track to being promoted and get like a 25 dollar salary instead of 17 he has now
but hes really adamant on the life insurance and shit with this job
it just depends on the company really
that would be better yea
i make 15.50 working at a thrift store
what state are you in
PA
my entry job at walmart was like 20 a hour
You're getting 20 an hour at absolute most if you aren't in a manager position
yeah but thats walmart
and my job at publix was like 27
So closer to 25-35k
yea managers get paid way higher
but like i said its to incentivise staying with walmart to get higher more than likely
take pros with cons ig
cons with pros
idfk i hate english syntax
you get the meaning
ye
the most ill do is have to take the donations in but i dont make sales there its just hauling ppls junk
that sounds awful
its whatever
it beats convenience store
i agree
you get gloves
the best place for me has been retail
smh
great now ive got cum on my gloves instead
stuff doesnt really gross me out so i tried being a janitor but those are taken up
i dont even work nights which is also nice
is there even anywhere retail around you can work
because a job that sounds perfect for you is restocking
shits ass
that is what i always use to do
i would just go do whatever they asked and then chill on my phone until i got given some other task to do which barely happened because the management was incompetent as hell
retail = doing the job of 5 people for half the money of 1 job
and being yelled at customers every day
i never talked to a single person when i was doing it except like 3 people
people very rarely talk to restockers
yea apply for a stocking position and if they give you something else complain to management or just quit
i left like 4 jobs because they kept giving me stupid shit till i got one at publix that was pretty good
place was clean and just old white women so they dont really say anything
@frail scaffold demotion?
hi shine :3
Get paid twice as much for half the work and no customers
Its nice
And i can walk to it so no need for a useless car
(Money sink)
no name color
Get a car from your work
Semi free car for personal use tho
a european telling a american to get a car is wildly ironic
my job doesnt give cars
Was worth a try
this is the first time ive ever seen a american say that they can walk to their work
when infact im happy
Me walking to work would take 6-7 hours
get a local job
usually why it takes me awhile to find a job cus im limited to what i can walk\cycle to
yea that would be big issue in america
its an issue but i make do
america doesnt really design cities to be walkable
Work gave me a car so no biggie
especially if you live in suburbs
corn make do
Either a car or a mobility budget
i have a train to the city but i was trying to avoid working in the city
and i have successfully avoided it so far
so no need
why
just extra distance and cost
does it pay any different
not really
i agree then yea dont go for city job
maybe if you had a job that still paid 7.25 but i dont
if the city paid higher it could be good because you would be able to balance extra cost of getting train with higher salary but yea here its not worth it
atp id rather just live in the city
blegh
but then id lose my fishing spots
yer
yea no stay where you are
what do you plan on doing in future
like as a career and not just a job
probably tech, but ill wait till tech industry stops shitting its diaper
if they dont idk, freelancing art in a physical medium could be fun
that would be cool
you could also try to do it as side work while starting off in tech
issue with tech is that companies want experience but no ones hiring to build experience
theyre downsizing everything to replace with mighty ai
server work or physical stuff, anything computers that isnt like comp sci degree worthy im good with
yeah, IT is just too broad of a term
so probably like a sys admin or cyber security sounds fun but one of the jobs ive heard that likes to have its degrees
yea and certifications
i was planning on doing bioinformatics but i just didn't like any of the shit done in it
also requires some similar shit
i mean you could get good physical job if you have certifications
and the company probably will pay to train you as well
depends on exactly what and where you're at though
certifications are whatever just trying to not fall into the debt trap
They like their certs and degrees for discounts mostly if you work at an MSP






