🎪bruh-fart

[quartz ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/795701079144529920/1267755796054413332/caption-1.gif

if you dont wanna play it

just say so

i dont wanna play a game like that so i won't simple as

[narrow lotus]

When the Zaza is bad quality

Instead of hallucinating about women touching ur peanits , it's the IRS

[quartz ridge]

its literally like the green text where its like

"oh wait i just play games I WANT TO"

[shrewd shadow]

Soc is actually peak stalker for the official games

It all went down hill as soon as skifs voice was heard for stalker 2

Anomoly and gamma is truly peak stalker above soc

[night berry]

He kept talking stalker in offtopic

And just general ragebaiting with stalker as the topic

[shrewd shadow]

I just wanted to ragebait the discord mods in #╟❓general-offtopic

[shrewd shadow]

How about you go back there buddy

Your not welcomed here

According to me

[night berry]

Who asked?

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/the-fire-rises-tfr-hearts-of-iron-iv-hoi4-american-caligula-gif-16302106675495208496

Why you talking lile flop

[shrewd shadow]

I said get off our territory buddy

[quaint ore]

Also, offtopic chatter detected, summoning al-delight brigades

[quartz ridge]

he will be welcomed here like a hero

because thats what we all did at one point

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-signalis-eule-gif-1545556238155719569

[placid sail]

sorry buddy, but it's better this way for you too

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-unmatched-power-of-the-sun-sun-power-cop-gif-22776276

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/timeless-clockblockers-made-by-rainey-space-race-computer-gif-12403301

[quartz ridge]

the real hal would say offtopic is filled with ______

https://tenor.com/view/gang_rudnikeza-gif-25382848

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-go-my-scarab-hal9000-2001-space-odyssey-space-odyssey-gif-4445689825474850260

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/arg-king-gg-you-are-gif-5974479106859629667

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/gg-gif-6900499993463120297

[quartz ridge]

What other variants of GG you are a king are there

[floral marten]

Nobody ever wants to be a prince

Or say a baron

[prisma venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1336464395294736494/1supertiredofimbeciles7777.gif

[prisma venture]

Ayy im not mod but thats me

[quartz ridge]

I found the perfect meme for flop but itll get me banned

[floral marten]

Wtf what mod is that for

[paper schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/sesbian-lex-signalis-alarm-gif-13582891123537929407

[prisma venture]

I have no idea man

[shrewd shadow]

General offtopic is like the monolith and we are like clear sky

Let’s be honest

[pale ingot]

who the fuck are you

we're gonna kill you with hammers buddy

[shrewd shadow]

You would be considered Jewish in yantar

[quartz ridge]

He got exiled for rage-baiting in offtopic and newbie gen

[pale ingot]

wasnt even good ragebait if he got caught

send this fucker to sralnya exile

[mint eagle]

If you ever find yourself short on money, keep in mind you can smuggle hashish into United Cities or (even better) a certain base right outside the swamps

[shrewd shadow]

Ham your a agent of the general off topic

Go back to there

WE don’t need you here

[pale ingot]

this guy an agent of bitching!!!

[quartz ridge]

Okay buddy listen hes an og here

[shrewd shadow]

your not welcomed in my territory I have already marked it

[pale ingot]

your fresh meat ass telling ME i shouldn't be here

[quartz ridge]

Its been marked by thousands before you

And thousands after you

[pale ingot]

you know how dogs mark their territory boy

I'm gonna piss on you so you remember it

you are my bitch

[floral marten]

Your gonna get locked in a room alone with @naive bison

[pale ingot]

send him to meet Osaka.

[quartz ridge]

The cag off

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/cag-arma-3-milsim-rangers-gif-9786217101629243511

[quartz ridge]

Osaka was literally LTG

[floral marten]

Osaka I wouldn't wish on many people fuck that

[fading portal]

DW i fixed it

[pale ingot]

osaka was too based for this chat

[quartz ridge]

You are the goat

[quartz ridge]

Too R word pilled

Lion pilled

[pale ingot]

xalrider was the small dog

[shrewd shadow]

I’ll be back tomorrow to enforce my rules around here

[pale ingot]

why is the newbie exile still speaking

piss off @shrewd shadow

[quartz ridge]

I like to read this in Osaka’s voice (not the person who used to be here but the one from AZUMANGA DAIOH)

[floral marten]

Slit your wrists vertically on your way in.

[shrewd shadow]

Frankly I don’t think little ham knows what he’s doing

[pale ingot]

i know very well

[shrewd shadow]

Little ham

[prisma venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/846830183213957150/1383325969489858650/convert.gif

That sounds great actualy

[pale ingot]

this is how the piss stream will be pouring upon you

[prisma venture]

Is that your cum?

[pale ingot]

i dont think it usually comes out powdered

[glad carbon]

what movie is this

[fading portal]

CAG the movie

[prisma venture]

Oh

[fallow trellis]

How come America not use metric system but their gun uses Nine Milimeter

[fallow trellis]

Why CIA lie

[eager igloo]

Im taking bets if they get banned within an hour

[glad carbon]

hiii

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589519755615010828/1241795282354700288/warhappy.gif

[pale ingot]

i'll be kind and give him like 75 minutes

[fading portal]

warg

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

[fallow trellis]

76 minutes

America do use metric system

Enough propaganda no more lies

the west must fall

[fading portal]

the west has fallen

[quaint ore]

When you misspell Cat as cag

[pale ingot]

fish looks evil

[quaint ore]

Evil ass rape fish

[quaint ore]

This image is so old

Oh god the G36Cs with holos scream 2017

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/noway-gif-254273188714127328

[glad carbon]

this movie is freaky as fuck

[narrow lotus]

aye its probably a few years old at least

the full armored righ looks drippy af tho + the chainmail

[frail scaffold]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/733043477566193706/1395716297978941563/FB_IMG_1752615585411.jpg?ex=687b7598&is=687a2418&hm=bb85ae3acdf13f83848df737d41db713ba1288582119d9fe2178e8ed0c7e7f8e&

[primal rapids]

I mean we wouldn’t be using swords then since they’re dogshit against armor.

It’d be all about the maces, hammers, and picks

[placid sail]

riot gear pretty much

[proven crown]

Waves of soldiers with reactive armour shields

[placid sail]

estoc

[proven crown]

Run at the enemy, blow them up with a shield as they swing, retreat to grab the next shield

It'd become Dune Combat real fast

[primal rapids]

Did someone say “use lasers against shields?”

[proven crown]

Alternatively: flamethrowers aren't guns

[primal rapids]

I don’t think thermite or white phosphorous would care about plate armor

[proven crown]

They would certainly care. ||Metal conducts the heat better||

[bold kettle]

Flamethrowers are throwers, its right there in the name

[placid sail]

LITERALLY JUST ESTOC

[primal rapids]

LUCERNE

WAR PICK

[pale ingot]

GUN

[placid sail]

BLUNT WEAPONS ARE LAME

[pale ingot]

cuck speaking

[bold kettle]

BLUNT WEAPONS PROLONG SUFFERING AND THUS ARE BASED

[primal rapids]

LUCERNES AND WAR PICKS ARE SHARP SPIKES ON STICKS

[placid sail]

JUST USE ESTOC AND REMOVE THE UNRELIABLE WOODEN MIDDLEMAN

[primal rapids]

SWORDS ARE OVERRATED SYMBOLS OF THE BOURGEOISIE

[placid sail]

SWORDS ARE OLDER THAN TIME BECAUSE THEY ARE TRIED AND TRUE

[frail scaffold]

There were swords made for piercing armor

[placid sail]

also @narrow lotus remember me saying there's probably 20 chinese startups doing something that elon fraud does better and cheaper?

[fading portal]

gooning

[frail scaffold]

Also isnt this girl literally just the girl from deathnote

[fading portal]

smh

[primal rapids]

And they weren’t as good as just smacking someone’s helmet in with a hammer or mace

[placid sail]

and too add to this, they started doing it BEFORE moron musk as well

[placid sail]

you are a disgusting neanderthal unworthy of the art of violence

[frail scaffold]

No they werent, but then you had the advantages of a sword AND the ability to pierce

[placid sail]

well actually no

[narrow lotus]

dont hate the player..

[placid sail]

piercing swords like estoc usually don't have cutting edge anymore

so it's exclusively for poking a really bad hole

[frail scaffold]

I didnt say cutting

Mainly referring to reach and not needing both hands on a pole

Estocs were long asf

[placid sail]

in that case true

stop typing you bashing animal

go make yourself a club stinky

[primal rapids]

If you’re about to say swords were light and maneuverable, so were war picks and maces that were historically accurate and not fantasy weapons the size of melons

[frail scaffold]

No i wasnt sayin that either

Im literally not arguing theyre better than warhammers etc just saying they existed for a reason

[narrow lotus]

estoc is a purely duel blade tho

that shit will probably break if you stab hard into an actual plate armor made for war

its very fragile

[placid sail]

you're thinking of rapier

[narrow lotus]

No , the estoc is basically a 2h rapier

[frail scaffold]

The rapier was a dueling sword

[narrow lotus]

Also yes, rapiers also sucked for war

like actual battle versus actual armored opponents

[true sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/my-clan-is-highly-trained-and-wear-all-black-and-leave-no-survivors-cag-larp-clan-training-gif-9953382156836761965

i like this genre

[narrow lotus]

u know how much strength you need to stab through an actual plate made for war

[fading portal]

https://tenor.com/view/cag-military-my-clan-has-average-training-larp-brm-gif-14415641017788515850

[primal rapids]

Not nearly as little as you need to bonk someone on the head with a mace or warhammer

[placid sail]

you poke in between

[true sedge]

so true

[placid sail]

obviously you don't fucking poke at the full thickness of armor

[narrow lotus]

sure , if 1.90cm full plate knight with a poleaxe will allow you to

[true sedge]

theres so many misconceptions about armour its ridiculous

[narrow lotus]

while you try to poke his betweeens he is gonna try to smash whatever he can hit on you

[true sedge]

people genuinely think you can dent a plate with a mace

[frail scaffold]

What busy said, you're not aiming for the plate

[narrow lotus]

ye i mean people think bones are that tough

[placid sail]

let the club boy have his moment or he's going to succumb to the horrors of retail

[primal rapids]

If you hit someone in the helmet with a mace at full force, they are getting a concussion at the very least.

[narrow lotus]

also people think you really had top tier surgeons and medical tech we have now to fix internal bleedings

you could get hit by a mace and die a few hours later

ggs

[hybrid patio]

[frail scaffold]

No but hit a guy in the head hard enough hes getting dazed/knocked over OR even break his neck

[placid sail]

are we fighting in medieval times now?

wasn't this hypothetical a modern one?

[narrow lotus]

i wish , i would use a Falx like my ancestors

[hybrid patio]

HOLD FORMATION XALRIDERS

[pale ingot]

i think with blunt weapons the objective wasnt to dent the helmet but to give him the good old brain damage

[frail scaffold]

And you definitely can dent armor you just need a really good hit. Theres plenty of armor examples found with dents from battle

[narrow lotus]

well if it was then why not use a spear

[frail scaffold]

Break easily

Seen as a peasant's weapon

[placid sail]

spears are lame

[narrow lotus]

hypothetical modern times so i guess we can make one out of steel

full steel shaft

[pale ingot]

Holy shit.. the perfect soldier

[frail scaffold]

Then its too heavy???

[primal rapids]

A noble knight in his armor and on his horse versus 30 unwashed peasants armed with pikes

[placid sail]

iedy definitely was slacking on copper thieving lately if he thinks he's gonna be alright carrying around big ass steel pole

[primal rapids]

Or 30 peasants armed with crossbows

[true sedge]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5SuiRZ0a-8A

not happening

[frail scaffold]

Hey man, despite that gauntlet getting a real hit on that hand is gonna really fucking hurt

[narrow lotus]

this did happen , it was like a peasant rebeliion and a knight managed to kill / wound like 10 peasants before he got pushed to the ground and smashed with rocks

[true sedge]

its also very difficult to even hit the head in the first place

[narrow lotus]

ggs

[true sedge]

shits hard with fists and legs, cant imagine how hard it would be when the other person has a stick

[narrow lotus]

[pale ingot]

yeah but thats with a work hammer i think with something longer you can get a bit more force out of it

[frail scaffold]

And leverage

And a solid hardened steel point

[floral marten]

Wearing full plate is tiring af

Bad enough with chainmail

[pale ingot]

no it was relatively light compared to how it actually looks last time i remember

im not an expert though

[primal rapids]

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

[true sedge]

all fights come down to grappling and cardio

[pale ingot]

i mean its still a bunch of metal on you i cant say it was weightless

[frail scaffold]

It was designed to inhibit the user as little as possible

[placid sail]

doing a pilediver on the foolish knight

[frail scaffold]

So you know, they could fight

[pale ingot]

that too

[floral marten]

I worn plate mail at a medieval fair a few years back and it gets sweaty AF in there and mobility is a bit ass..

That and it was 34 degrees that day

That said could have been a shit suit

[frail scaffold]

You had ass platemail

[primal rapids]

Actually fitted and secured plate can allow the wearer to do cartwheels or swim in it

[placid sail]

buncha larpers

WE STARTED WITH MODERN MELEE FIGHTING

[floral marten]

Full covered ones not just breastplate and guards?

[frail scaffold]

Yes

[prisma venture]

That was probably turney set the Real ones are much better to wear

[frail scaffold]

Have yall not seen the Greenwich armor

[narrow lotus]

if you dont carry a Lucerne Polehammer you are a pussy and u should end urself

[placid sail]

looks gae as all hell

[floral marten]

Ned Kelly done well for a bit

[placid sail]

also a bit like a fancy samovar

[frail scaffold]

Whatever but the mobility is what im pointing out

[floral marten]

Armour of a true chad

[frail scaffold]

https://youtube.com/shorts/WACl6z71oZU?si=KomQGuQNr4A9z_AU

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295898721936474112/1395651623283327076/The_heron_is_a_graceful_long-legged_bird_often_found_near_wetlands_and_rivers._It_stands_still_.mp4?ex=687b395c&is=6879e7dc&hm=c7281f80a0fa96785ae76cc3605fa0cbda850b217ff411a9ad84ffb561bd8aa5&

[true sedge]

i literally clutched my organs

[placid sail]

it did not, in fact, stand still

[frail scaffold]

Fnaf

[fresh rose]

I'd throw it in the oven

Actually

[fading portal]

graceful

[fresh rose]

Just grab it by its neck

What the fuck is it gonna do

Peck you? With what neck movement

[placid sail]

leave poor idiot baby alone

[fresh rose]

No

Bully the youngling

[fading portal]

leave the boy alone

[fresh rose]

The evil bird will be treated as it treats others and it will learn that it is not all powerful in this world

As I am a being with a useable thumb, and its dumbass is not

[primal rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs3-ocelot-park-geese-gods-image-gif-7656592816940346139

[placid sail]

obama grant me strength to survive till the end of the work week

[eager igloo]

Drone strike busy's boss

[placid sail]

I voiced a wish like that to my backend office colleagues and they thought I was weird

I think they're indoctrinated

[eager igloo]

Wait obama is 63 years old?

Fucking trump is 79

[narrow lotus]

Biden is what , 82?

@dreamy flax how old is joe biden

[dreamy flax]

Joe Biden was born on November 20, 1942. As of today, he's 82 years old.

[placid sail]

american republicans mocking biden for being old ass like their idol is not the same geriatric decrepit fart

[eager igloo]

How old was Reagan

[placid sail]

politics are made for retards

[narrow lotus]

i mean to be fair biden looks undead compared to trump

[placid sail]

they both look like demented shit

but biden at least has some manners

[eager igloo]

Elected when 70, stayed in office until 78

And he lost his mind even a bit earlier

[placid sail]

ha

and putin is just 72

our old geezer is just a teen in a comparison

[primal rapids]

I look away for five minutes and we've gone from shitposting about knights and bird abuse to politics

[eager igloo]

I mean its good deal for them, they can sell any story to him and make him sign whatever

They did that with Reagan

[placid sail]

provided that retard will hold it in his memory for longer than half an hour

[eager igloo]

Thats what vance jr is for

[placid sail]

ah yes

the frankenstein teletubby

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbG14d2h1eTdiY3AzbnJuaWJjYjJpdGF0NHR4cmNqNGs5eDRkdzN3ciZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/rl83xsC6FeO7mY7a5Q/giphy.gif

man

humanity fucking sucks

[hazy finch]

frankendiddy

[bold kettle]

i hope some day a new apex predator comes along and absolutely mogs humanity because we really took our bs way to far

[primal rapids]

I like to imagine we've already been discovered by aliens but they quarantined us from the rest of the galactic community because they're disgusted by us

[bold kettle]

i subscribe to that idea

[frail scaffold]

My favorite human contribution was a chemical that has literally infected the bloodstream of nearly every living thing on the planet

(Causes cancer)

[fading portal]

HUMAN NUMBER 1!!

[bold kettle]

a good explanation of the lack of any alien life is that we are in a cosmic bubble

[worldly gate]

"Look at those hairless apes and their primitive tech, we should just stay the fuck away from them otherwise we will just get as retarded as they are."

[eager igloo]

Okay this got posted by trump jr

[bold kettle]

so basically theres fuckall in our vercinity, but after that its just life without end

[eager igloo]

Funny as shit

[prisma venture]

Thats cool

[frail scaffold]

According to recent research its also possible that we live in a deadzone of the universe that doesn't have as much galaxies and such in it

Cosmic shithole

[bold kettle]

thats what im saying, its a cosmic bubble

[prisma venture]

Or blackhole

[frail scaffold]

Or that

[prisma venture]

I also like simulation

Thats Dope

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/courage-the-cowardly-dog-house-moon-farm-gif-9328017

[worldly gate]

Could be
Who knows, we'll probably be dead by the time aliens find us or we get out said deadzone anyways

[bold kettle]

well you can do that without us knowing

[frail scaffold]

Universe equivalent of this

[prisma venture]

Some kid sees me hiding From work rn

[bold kettle]

kill him

[frail scaffold]

At least i get to live long enough to see the housing market crash again

[bold kettle]

no witnesses

[prisma venture]

Aright

Im gonna beat him with cinder block

[bold kettle]

new rock paper scissors dlc

[prisma venture]

Ill eat him

[bold kettle]

cromch

[prisma venture]

Give to dog

And teeth grind And add to my coffe

Fuck i have 13% And i might still have 3 hours of work

Somone kill me

[frail scaffold]

Im in the weird first paycheck period where i have to wait longer than usual

Ice soup arc

[heady crow]

you finally got a job?

[frail scaffold]

Yes

[heady crow]

no wonder you lost your helper role

[frail scaffold]

I was never a helper

Smh

[fluid epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/fentfriday-gif-12473664809441584584

[heady crow]

whatever the role was

i just woke up mam

https://tenor.com/view/druski-shrug-idk-iono-hands-up-gif-15210906834050864756

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1039272416020545537.png?quality=lossless&name=mindblown&size=48

[placid sail]

shine promoted to efp helper

[quaint ore]

Your schedule do be broken

[heady crow]

i got back home from work at 3am and found out i can send in the peacekeeper form at like 4am

and that took a bit

[quaint ore]

The clerk reviewing brunos frantically worded peacekeeper form:

[heady crow]

but yes, i cant wait to start my studies to have something resembling a sleep schedule

[heady crow]

weird screeching about tanks and hastily rewritten cv

i mean its 50/50 anyways, either i get in or i dont

[prisma venture]

Im on roof no eletric here

[quaint ore]

Bruno when baltics are finally invaded:

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-mad-fish-sponge-bob-angry-gif-12369198217513035864

[heady crow]

strap me onto a apfsds and launch me to Vilnius

[prisma venture]

Im building the roof

[placid sail]

the boy years for trenches

[hazy finch]

simulation more like stimulation (on my peatnis)

[prisma venture]

U dont have any

And i like that

[quaint ore]

I remember reading a book which is a collection of memories from WW2 vets about battle for vilnius

[glad carbon]

@heady crow heyy

[heady crow]

hiiii

hi frot

[quaint ore]

My city was fucking ruined

[heady crow]

yeah i can imagine

first being occupied by germany and then liberated by the soviets

cant imagine what that would have done to us

[bold kettle]

i read that without context and was almost like "oh my god dude you okay?"

[heady crow]

even just being the soviets occupying a few of our cities after the winter war has ruined them nowadays

[quaint ore]

I can recognise the streets

[narrow lotus]

i have been there in most WW2 games

[bold kettle]

oh my god ive been there in bf1

[heady crow]

😭

[quaint ore]

The jewish ghetto

Straight up dresden'd

[heady crow]

i thought we were talking about ww2

why did you send a pic from today?

[quaint ore]

It is WW2

[narrow lotus]

Chap

What is FAMAS chambered in

.308 nato ?

[quaint ore]

5.56

[heady crow]

christ

[narrow lotus]

5.55?

[quaint ore]

Standard nato 5.56

[heady crow]

imagine if it was chambered in .308

[narrow lotus]

ah

why are people so hard about the famas i dont get it

[quaint ore]

Horrible

[narrow lotus]

it seems....inferior to most shit

[heady crow]

french weapon and bullpup

[quaint ore]

Its a solid rifle for its job people just hate french guns and bullpups

[sour carbon]

It rhymes with hamas

[narrow lotus]

you will get banned soon

https://tenor.com/view/order-in-the-court-shauntay-henderson-aaryn-jayden-american-gangster-trap-queens-gavel-gif-25580950

[lyric horizon]

Vilnius?

[hazy finch]

its got that signature look of you just know its french

[sour carbon]

[quaint ore]

Yes

[lyric horizon]

I have to visit it soon enough

I have not been in Lithuania yet

[eager igloo]

Also the magazine not divisible by 3

[lyric horizon]

I missed a gachi roman empire saga?

holy shit

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/pregnant-man-react-dont-dm-me-were-done-discord-react-dont-pregnant-man-react-me-gif-15172637796834483807

[eager igloo]

Although irl you rarely fill the magazine to the brim bcs the spring gets worn out faster

[heady crow]

hean kt

yeah its from conquered

[hazy finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1163970877646446592/1191144275447119944/attachment.gif

fucking fudd

[pale ingot]

WHAT THE FUCK @wooden harbor i hopped back on kenshi. i do my thing. i work for a better weapon quality. then bandit demands happens. they beat my ass. game says the event is over. i go heal. i tab out.
i tab back in and THE FUCKING DUST BOSS IS BEATING MY ASS AGAIN WHILE IM IN THE BED and THEN the bandit demands end

[lyric horizon]

Holy shit

[hazy finch]

WHAT THE FUCK @wooden harbor i hopped back on kenshi. i do my thing. i work for a better weapon quality. then bandit demands happens. they beat my ass. game says the event is over. i go heal. i tab out.
i tab back in and THE FUCKING DUST BOSS IS BEATING MY ASS AGAIN WHILE IM IN THE BED and THEN the bandit demands end

[heady crow]

inferior french springs

i used shitbox german ak copies and never had problems

[eager igloo]

I mean in general in any magazine

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1394967572109070447/F902D19D-5486-47F2-ACF6-0224275863DE.gif

[heady crow]

my goat

[storm stream]

You do fill the mag full. Even in training, even if you don't fire a single shot

[wooden harbor]

they must really like you

[pale ingot]

they bully

[eager igloo]

Forgot some of yall are actual troops

Idk I heard that back in the day

[prisma venture]

Its all chees man

Its all game

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/constipation-pooping-shitting-cant-poop-help-gif-26314885

[fresh rose]

Its dog shit, it costs 1950, has ass recoil, ass damage, ass kill reward, burst mode with 25 bullets, just buy mp9 instead

[primal rapids]

You also forgot the absolute ass sight picture in its default configuration

[midnight cloud]

WHAT THE FUCK @wooden harbor i hopped back on kenshi. i do my thing. i work for a better weapon quality. then bandit demands happens. they beat my ass. game says the event is over. i go heal. i tab out.
i tab back in and THE FUCKING DUST BOSS IS BEATING MY ASS AGAIN WHILE IM IN THE BED and THEN the bandit demands end

[storm stream]

The mag capacity being a non-multiple of 3 is probably so you know which burst is the last one of the mag

(without having to count them)

[narrow lotus]

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-daniel-hentschel-drink-sad-alcohol-gif-8450873665900658636

This one

[pale ingot]

holy assault @wooden harbor

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-fuck-man-stressed-problematic-gif-15976565

they left without finding me

big money right there

i was like right outside just processing raw iron into metal plates

[fresh rose]

Its dog shit

Couldve just had the gun click on the last burst

[pale ingot]

worst part is im not even a heretic dude

im fully human

no robotics

theyre just RETARDEEDDD

yes

yes

voluntary celibate

i dunno

he's just too powerful

i should set up a cotton farm so i can make my own fabric

stealing it is annoying

[fading portal]

remeber

treat every day like its your birthday

[storm stream]

what click that isnt as loud as the gunshot are you going to hear...? Combat is loud as fuck

[fresh rose]

Forgot the name of the gun

Uh

M18 i think it is

Just have it do the loud ass ping

[fading portal]

just do what halo does

[fresh rose]

Kill all french people

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/strider-getting-closer-strider-stalker-stalker-2-heart-of-chornobyl-gif-7067173790253385152

[storm stream]

M1 Garand

[fresh rose]

I designed a upgrade for the shitmas in 2 minutes

I dont know I didnt play halo ever

[river zealot]

Were back to soundtrack prime

[fresh rose]

I hope they dod

Did

[lyric horizon]

Welcome back indeed

[storm stream]

Doesnt make sense to rearrange or complicate a modern-ish gun to do a loud ass ping

[fresh rose]

Gun ass
Next question

[river zealot]

@placid sail

[fresh rose]

Mp9 1250 and 600 cash kill reward

It right there

Just get that gun instead

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil675-gif-7971124498831537590

[visual stirrup]

"I NEED IT"
"Want something like this? Just google furry cream pie."

[bold kettle]

we all remember our first furry cream pie

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/american-history-x-edward-norton-derek-vinyard-smile-eyebrow-raise-gif-17686320

get in the van

you're going to the pound

[primal rapids]

Playing through Cyberpunk again since it was recently updated, this perk is fucking diabolical. Let yourself be seen by an enemy netrunner or camera, upload synapse burnout or cyberpsychosis back through the connection, watch everyone nearby fucking lose it

[bold kettle]

i have been in different conventions and theres always fucking furries. invasive species

[visual stirrup]

just leave out some chocolate or grapes

it'll sort itself out

[pale ingot]

kek

[frail scaffold]

https://stupidpenisx.com/LocalBateman/status/1945982093885947918

Your Typical Local Man (@LocalBateman)

https://t.co/EEJxaANw1S

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jul 17, 2025, 11:01 PM

[fading portal]

he was reaching for the switch

[visual stirrup]

I was about to make the same joke

3 femboys?

my gun has six bullets

so I can do a control shot on each of them

[visual stirrup]

the body recognizes the abomination it has consumed and rushes to expel it from itself

[visual stirrup]

apparently, that's not how kontrolniy vystrel translates from russian

"control shot" in english is some injection relating to hormones

goddman femboys tricked me again!

[stray hull]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/845732425153118218/1395683506474057812/PuyFWUNb6gsUxsvB.mov?ex=687b570e&is=687a058e&hm=60f9d821cefe4746c05f150f6d0592649515d0cca7f1d9a1e0793a167b8b685e&

[visual stirrup]

I remember when the original promise to release the footage came a week after some tech company promised indistinguishable AI generated video tech

[narrow lotus]

@eager igloo

[visual stirrup]

I love how this implies that EVERYBODY had to kill epstein to silence him
did they all meet in the lobby?

[storm stream]

Rat (the human in this analogy) abducted by a falcon (alien)

[visual stirrup]

I didn't click on the video that just got deleted

[split canyon]

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[deep topaz]

I've pooped in bathrooms y'all wouldn't even pee in

[tidal trellis]

I'm doing something, go away!!

[visual stirrup]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1386048230214729818/omori.gif

[tidal trellis]

No I'm not!!!

AAAA why must you remind me that I can't use gifs!!

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-image-perms-flex-image-flexx-gif-20201451

[modest mirage]

guh ?

[visual stirrup]

is blocking bots punishable on this server?

[tidal trellis]

[visual stirrup]

just fucking set the channel to mute

[modest mirage]

Uh oh the Guh guy is here

[slender rock]

probably

[visual stirrup]

probablu

[slender rock]

probablu™

[modest mirage]

probablu the sequel

[tepid pebble]

wheres the joke

[visual stirrup]

the joke is the comic is trying to take itself seriously with a teenage mutant ninja turtle in the frame

but here, batman made a typo
and everybody in the groupchat mocked him by repeating it

[tepid pebble]

this now, funneh

[visual stirrup]

my brain is so fucking rotted that I saw a ferret and immediately tried to think of a PirateSoftware joke

[primal rapids]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr4LZoRcJUM

Just a reminder that these Gabriel shitposts are voiced by the actual VA for Gabriel because Gianni is a legend

[slender rock]

good.

none of this Shiesty shit

[split canyon]

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[tidal trellis]

Why!!

[slender rock]

because

[split canyon]

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[eager igloo]

Suboptimal

[placid sail]

take your punishment like a good boy

[tidal trellis]

I am not a animal!!

or a pet!

[quartz ridge]

Your gonna be mine one day

[tidal trellis]

GUH?

[quartz ridge]

100% homo

[primal rapids]

I mean, biologically, we're all animals

Unless some of you in here are plants or fungi

[deep topaz]

Now that little guy is cag

[placid sail]

I'm just a little shroom guy

[quartz ridge]

I wonder if cag guys know we internet larpers use them with funny captions for memes

[slender rock]

he's gonna find the center in you... He'll chew it up and leave, he will work to elevate you just bring down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM-1gj09Lso

[summer flame]

a lot of cag guys use the internet lol

they're still humans

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/532820632166072320/1395634852174368808/qdisg4ivjedf1.png?ex=687b29be&is=6879d83e&hm=70d1890b444180ef7c5ef5e86720614cb1132a5c10ca4e426ba392db516fab89&

Is this cag enough

[placid sail]

I don't think they have time to partake with laypeople and their untactical lives

[summer flame]

if it was 2003

yes

[slender rock]

forward acog just no

No

I hate it

[summer flame]

that does detract points yeah

[slender rock]

I rather have the high cheek placement

but fuck this

[quartz ridge]

Thats a crazy ass larue thing isnt it

[slender rock]

I mean maybe an early open reflex but

ew

[quartz ridge]

Theres a mountingspot ontop of the carry handle because thats what it was designed for

War

Wat

[slender rock]

they mounted it as a forward optic

[summer flame]

idk why you even bother putting an acog on a like 7 inch barrel lol

[slender rock]

hey man

[split canyon]

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[slender rock]

target ID man

[summer flame]

fair

have fun point shooting without a way to use the irons though

[quaint ore]

This is the most israeli gun setup I saw

[quartz ridge]

Dont worry his retarded setup will work because he will only be shooting children and not combatants

[slender rock]

yeah..

[tidal trellis]

Do not disturb the pink hair and proverbs session! I'm doing something! Go away!!!

[quaint ore]

A what

[hybrid patio]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-amongla-speech-bubble-meme-saraiva-gif-25059294

[summer flame]

https://tenor.com/view/ceno0-muscle-soldier-tf2-this-is-what-dying-feels-like-gif-24984927

[placid sail]

effortlessly homo. froggert has nothing on you

[tepid pebble]

FUCK THIS TIMELINE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[lean oak]

Another day in brainfart and still no tits and asses

[tidal trellis]

I am not!!

[lean oak]

[lean oak]

Hi Flip

🤚

[tidal trellis]

yes hi!!!

[frail scaffold]

https://x.com/DocStrangelove2/status/1945861549853397171

Doc Strangelove (@DocStrangelove2)

You know what,

*modernizes your Stg-44*

X · Jul 17, 2025, 3:02 PM

gamma stg

[tidal trellis]

I'd post a gif but I can't

[summer flame]

https://tenor.com/view/bubble-speech-speech-bubble-gif-15216029234956668966

[quartz ridge]

Hey flop what does this gif make you feel

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress-2-demoman-mge-mge-brother-gif-7991266860685929814

[tidal trellis]

Shine what happened to ur modder role??? guh??

eugh

[summer flame]

I'm rock hard

[quartz ridge]

Do you not find black men attractive

RACIST

[tidal trellis]

Oh my god I wish I could post a gif

[lean oak]

Black trans men u forgot to mention

[tidal trellis]

I am so mad

[frail scaffold]

im free

[lapis zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/thug-hunter-thugs-thug-shaker-thug-hunter-reaction-gif-25440934

[lean oak]

He’s also transphobic

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1386048230214729818/omori.gif

[summer flame]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-to-that-information-relax-and-take-notes-joji-tick-tock-gif-8955833437935743285

[tidal trellis]

Ohhh

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/man-strong-man-computer-gif-14227756171511835858

[tidal trellis]

Also no!!

Aubrey would never say anything like that!

She's kind!

[quartz ridge]

The fact you know her name is bad

[tidal trellis]

Well duhh, I 100'd% omori

[quartz ridge]

I wanna send you a meme but im afraid it will reveal how 99% of brainfart thinks about you

[summer flame]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GtvISAcWsAAKGd9.gif

[tidal trellis]

Found all secrets and obscure rooms

[quartz ridge]

Have you seen boondocks

[tidal trellis]

no

[tepid pebble]

reported for animal cruelty

[quartz ridge]

@narrow lotus will i get banned or muted if i send a reel / yt short that has the n word in it

[placid sail]

your silly imaginary friends wouldn't have said 90% of gif captions either, hypocrite

[quartz ridge]

Im not saying it

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/jadeyanh-vylerria-smoking-hot-twitch-gif-24370406

[narrow lotus]

YES

[quartz ridge]

Okay well he says “ewww gae ass n word shut up shut up shut up i aint listening to you”

[placid sail]

very insightful

[quartz ridge]

I think thats how we all feel

[narrow lotus]

Ye, no

[quartz ridge]

Unironically

[placid sail]

thanks for sharing alex

[quartz ridge]

Am i wrong for speaking the truth???

Lets be fr here now NOBODY likes flops here

[placid sail]

no no, speak your mind king

[narrow lotus]

Yes, this is not a democratic server

You will bow to the Moderator staff or you will be expunged

[quartz ridge]

He comes in here all weird

[slender rock]

smelling like cigs

[slender rock]

the whole room is an ashtray

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-deniz-deniz-gif-23653159

[visual stirrup]

why is the ACOG up front?

[slender rock]

YOU WHAT?

[visual stirrup]

that's too far for the eyebox

[placid sail]

I just sighed quietly @narrow lotus

[quartz ridge]

When was the last time someone enjoyed flop here

[placid sail]

may lord help your desperate ass

[quartz ridge]

Lets be real chat

[placid sail]

the entirety of brainfart, including you, loves bullying flop

[quartz ridge]

At what point does it get tiring

[placid sail]

never since you can't let it go

[visual stirrup]

beating off a dead horse

fr fr

[quartz ridge]

He says the SAME EXACT THING everytime

[placid sail]

yet you engage

[quartz ridge]

If he said anythingother than “guh” or “something something!!!” It would be fine

[split canyon]

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[quartz ridge]

Annoying people need to know when they are annoying

Truthnuke

Truth nova

[quartz ridge]

Its like if a guy keeps saying retarded shit yk and at some point you’re like “can you stop being annoying”

[placid sail]

it has nothing to do with being annoying, there's plenty of annoying people here

[tepid pebble]

you have to tell them "pretending to be retarded is still retarded"

[summer flame]

❤️ ily2

[placid sail]

it's the fact that you know that any bullying you throw flop's way will have no consequences, and he will squirm and moan in a funny way

[quartz ridge]

At least when others are annoying its entertaining

[tidal trellis]

[quaint ore]

Rell out there rawdogging horrors beyond human comprehension just by being autistic as fuck

[narrow lotus]

Flop what is your opinion on bananas

[quartz ridge]

We all know what hes gonna sat

Say

Something gae with a million !!!!!

[tidal trellis]

I mean, they're just bananas, that's it? Guh?

[quartz ridge]

Or guh i cant believe it

I legit cannot think someone can be this pathetic

[placid sail]

rent free

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-eijivision-gif-6073182353830757804

Wheres the uncle rukus theme

[summer flame]

ltg is a wifebeater

[placid sail]

with a legal document of generational inheritance

[quartz ridge]

And he dodges child support

Thats why hes so funny

[narrow lotus]

@tidal trellis do you wear diapers after 6pm ?

[summer flame]

and a possible pedo

[quartz ridge]

I unironically feel lile Vegeta from dragon ball

Like how can a dude be so pathetic

[quartz ridge]

Oh he 100% is

[tidal trellis]

No! I don't wear diapers!!!

I'm a grown person!

[quartz ridge]

He waited until a girl he knew from the time she was like 13 to the day she turned 18 to have sex with her

[placid sail]

really elaborate cunning scheme to expose a dangerous terrorist (some slacking american paki) and his weapons of public terror (piss drawer)

[summer flame]

https://tenor.com/view/how-you-felt-hero-tough-tough-guy-how-you-felt-after-saying-that-gif-12464623776561746518

[narrow lotus]

Did u turn 23 yet

[tidal trellis]

no! I'm far from that!

[narrow lotus]

werent u 22

[summer flame]

wait flop is an adult right

[narrow lotus]

unfortunately

[tidal trellis]

I'm 20

[summer flame]

ok good

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/benjiisaking-vegeta-goku-super-saiyan-crazy-gif-8360252401475058371

[lean oak]

Too old

[narrow lotus]

did u study for ur math

[quartz ridge]

Expired even

[tidal trellis]

It's friday, so not today

[placid sail]

really puts into perpsective that adulthood is not just a number

[lean oak]

[tidal trellis]

All I'm mad about is missing my gifs

[summer flame]

real af

[fresh rose]

you ever heard of murder

[quartz ridge]

He is Islamically not fit to marry because he isn’t mentally mature

[summer flame]

murder people with hatchets and what not

[quartz ridge]

Im not even kidding btw

[placid sail]

and in case you haven't figured it out yet

HE'S DEFINITELY NOT MUSLIM

[fresh rose]

I am in the same age bracket as flop

WOW

[quartz ridge]

I know he isnt but he denies it for some odd reason

[fresh rose]

I will be beheading him to bring honor back to my people

[summer flame]

if flop set foot into a muslim country he'd instantly get stoned to death

[quartz ridge]

Hes in pakistan twin

[placid sail]

(not to mention that if that silly rule had actually applied then like 60-80% of muslim marriages never would have happened)

[quartz ridge]

Actually

You are right

[summer flame]

HOW

does he live a fucking second life online or something

[quartz ridge]

The degradation of Pakistani culyute

But what do i know im from a village

[summer flame]

so sad

can we do a jihad

[narrow lotus]

But how are u mad when u are a man of peace

[quartz ridge]

Almost got me, glowy

[summer flame]

goddamnit

I'll get you one day

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/at-some-point-shea-brennan-sam-elliott-1883-some-time-gif-24741932

[tidal trellis]

I can be mildy upset but I do not condone violence still

[narrow lotus]

why be upset on trivial stuff

[quartz ridge]

Its hard to think flop will be married to someone one day

Or god forbid have a kid

[summer flame]

we should give flop the Butchers Nails fr

[tidal trellis]

Is not trivial for flop!! I use it to express myself!! My gifs smh

Goober

[quartz ridge]

I think its the only course of action left

[fresh rose]

I think I speak in everyones name here, we condone you to shut the fuck up

[placid sail]

you're not "not condoning" violence, you're incapable of it

[narrow lotus]

did u insult me

[tidal trellis]

Not planning on it

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-nuke-super-truth-nova-truth-meme-gif-16889273424352737553

[tidal trellis]

No, if I did, I didn't mean to

[solar coral]

bros arm is made of playdough

[narrow lotus]

its ok man, when do u change ur pfp

[tidal trellis]

I have a bad way with words

[placid sail]

but can we change the topic now

[summer flame]

I thought that was a spoon lmao

[fresh rose]

you dont want to know what the next step of the evolution in flops pfps are

[summer flame]

how can someone be that thin and still be alive

[fresh rose]

its probably just a straight up femboy or twink

[narrow lotus]

Busy has bad days at work , can you give him some words of encouragement ?

[tidal trellis]

PFPs will be changed with every new month in accordance to the omori calendar

[narrow lotus]

The what?

[fresh rose]

wait

[tidal trellis]

I don't think busy wants my encouragement

[quartz ridge]

WE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT POLITICS

NEXT WE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT FLOP BEING GAE

NEXT WE WILL ARGUE AND HAVE THE CHANNEL LOCK DOWN AND REPEAT THE PREVIOUS STEPS, DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? BUTTHEAD?

[fresh rose]

did discord add a feature yet

[placid sail]

period

[fresh rose]

where you can change pfps for certain people in the server

check iedy check

[narrow lotus]

i cant

[fresh rose]

FUCK

this platform sucks ass

[summer flame]

brainfart is like groundhog day but for retards

[fresh rose]

fuck discord.com

[quartz ridge]

I hate this stupid chud fucking channel

[narrow lotus]

if i could i would have changed Xal's photo to hitler then get him banned

[fresh rose]

[placid sail]

if the mods could had changed the pfps of users, grok would have made them to change every problematic one and leave them be instead of banning them

[quartz ridge]

Grok would have banned flop during the femboy purge

[placid sail]

(iedy dies of exhaustion in the sweatshops of gamma modding)

[fresh rose]

iedy isnt the newest mod

thats oflin

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/call-of-duty-black-ops-1-call-of-duty-black-ops-cod-black-ops-viktor-reznov-alex-mason-gif-1681414047243403443

[fresh rose]

he would be doing that work

like a sweatshop worker

[quartz ridge]

Next i will be going to work and then coming back and playing tarkov / arena for the rest of the day

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730992746663510089/1130764337129193593/imageedit_12_7898535784.gif

I think flop has turned me into an eco warrior

Down with the internet i fucking hate it

[placid sail]

only 20 minutes left. please obama, let the clients not come today

[summer flame]

what if instead you played a game that doesn't make you want to commit hate crimes

crazy idea

[quartz ridge]

That type of game is only installed on my pc

War thunder, arma, eft and ready or noy

[summer flame]

do you hate yourself?

[quartz ridge]

Maybe

[placid sail]

he's flop's twin brother, he hates himself by extention

https://tenor.com/view/venom-snake-walk-mgsv-mgs-mgs5-gif-27690753

[summer flame]

arma is different because you actually get to commit the hate crimes yourself

[quartz ridge]

No im Pashtun and NOT punjabi

[placid sail]

I don't know those paki dishes sorry

[summer flame]

bad take

[quartz ridge]

That will be my cope for this week

[quartz ridge]

Think of it as comparing a greek and a turk theyre the same person

But they get upset if you compare them

[placid sail]

I will not think of it

I am turning off sections of my brain as we speak in fact

[quartz ridge]

Flop died during operation sindoor and a indian femboy took over his account

[summer flame]

lmao

[quartz ridge]

Thats why his femboyism increased

I want to hurt others like how ive been hurt

[summer flame]

I don't play these games, I play helldivers and vintage story bro

[placid sail]

but it is kinda funny that hating your sibling indians was not enough and you separated further within the nation into smaller ethnics to hate each other

[summer flame]

you don't know me or my game

[quartz ridge]

No because im not pathetic

I will overcome through my sheer skill

[summer flame]

you just seem like a really uptight person

sometimes you need people to be retarded

that's like 60% of the fun

I play plenty of single-player games so I get where you're coming from in a broad sense

[quartz ridge]

I will overcome…

[summer flame]

but have you ever tried playing games with your actual friends?

and not randos?

[quartz ridge]

I think when playing games with friends its the best time you can have

If my friends stop gaming ill stop gaming too probably

[summer flame]

the worst part about growing up is knowing people wont understand this at some point

ok then

[lapis zinc]

green eggs and ham sounds baller right now not gonna lie

[placid sail]

there's seventeen new Superman movies, series and cartoons every 2-3 year

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-rock-mp4-transparent-color-gif-11114772717737196968

[placid sail]

you're gonna be dust and they still gonna milk this shit dry

[summer flame]

that's a you problem not a multiplayer game problem

[visual stirrup]

you would have an easier time convincing flop to stop answering bait pings and stop shaving his arms and legs

[summer flame]

you have a cluttered schedule and so do your friends

that's fine

you can deff get better at video games lol

[visual stirrup]

outskill an aimbot that drops you two frames after you turn the corner

[summer flame]

don't play a game with a dogshit anticheat

I don't play tarkshit so I can't speak for that

[visual stirrup]

there's only one tarkov

[summer flame]

theres really not anymore

like at all

[visual stirrup]

the alternatives are ugly chinese garbage

[summer flame]

as opposed to russian garbage?

[visual stirrup]

when it's chinese, it's shit
when it's russian/ukrainan, it has charm

slavjank is charming

[placid sail]

isn't there a singleplayer mod for tarkov that would solve your malding problems

[slender rock]

jank is a spectrum of charm

[visual stirrup]

I play it
but it runs weird
don't know how to describe it

[summer flame]

god you sound like a bitter fuck

I'm glad I can still get exicited about games

Ark Raiders looks really good

[visual stirrup]

and modding/tuning the AI to be interesting is a pain in the ass

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade @river zealot

[visual stirrup]

I feel like playing on my PC with my simulated server has more delay than playing online on a real server

don't know how to explain it

[river zealot]

gentelman

[stone blade]

what an asshole

I love him to death

[summer flame]

I don't do those things either? you do realise I don't really play comp games like cs2 or tark

as I have said

[lapis zinc]

@placid sail have you played the new rogue trader expansion yet?

[summer flame]

having fun with friends is objectively better than having fun by yourself

[prisma venture]

Finaly home yay

[summer flame]

you not having the time to play them doesn't make multiplayer games bad

acutally wild I have to explain this to an adult with a fucking job

[tepid pebble]

pin this

[summer flame]

you go after these obviously shit mainstream games like there aren't like a trillion goated indie multiplayer games

Peak, came out like 2 months ago

[quartz ridge]

Warno

War game red dragon

[summer flame]

Supreme commander: forged alliance

[primal rapids]

Cat owners towards their cats

[quartz ridge]

Company of heros 2

[summer flame]

Don't Starve: Together

[quartz ridge]

halo 3

Halo reach

Did odst ever have a pvp online

[summer flame]

well those games don't count

[quartz ridge]

I dont think so

[quartz ridge]

How?

They were gems

[primal rapids]

Nope, just Firefight

[quartz ridge]

A lot of people still play halo 3 on MCC

[summer flame]

they're story games with a multiplayer mode

[quartz ridge]

That and reach

[narrow lotus]

@grizzled meadow

[quartz ridge]

Still multiplayer games

[visual stirrup]

known indie developer

bungie

[quartz ridge]

I just miss halo 3 and mw2 with my friends

I guess weve been chasing the same high ever since

[primal rapids]

Glacially cold take, I hate the art direction 343 took with with Spartan armor and I think it looks like abysmal dogshit

[fringe wyvern]

Did they fix the co-op for campaign? Me and a friend keep trying every few months but we cant get past halo 2 campaign because it keeps crashing

[summer flame]

well there you go, this agreement will go nowhere because you refuse to see my point of view

[quartz ridge]

I think so

[summer flame]

I'm done here

[fringe wyvern]

We'll have to try again tonight hopefully it works

[fringe wyvern]

Hello done here how are you

[summer flame]

have fun with the twins

[fringe wyvern]

Twins?

[heady crow]

Its just more modern streamer slop like among us, lethal company and repo

[summer flame]

that was a dad joke

[summer flame]

it's still fun af

I've put in like 40 hours since launch

[heady crow]

Yeah, i agree

[solar breach]

they added a shield paint if you saved ignatius, very based

[summer flame]

and imo it's better than most steamer slop because it has a defined ending

unlike the others you listed

[tepid pebble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT01W3r2O20

[summer flame]

you tried darktide?

or vermintide?

[summer flame]

it's 40k left for dead

[heady crow]

Vermintide especially is a great co op experience with most of the community being friendly and chatty. Darktide not so much but still

[summer flame]

really good and has extremely solid mechanics

darktide is still fun but I agree

vermintide 2 is just chef's kiss

[heady crow]

Yeah, too bad they got rid of the more intimate hub and a the continuing party system. Met some great people on vt2

[heady crow]

Real

Too bad it takes like a year or two for fatshark to make their games good

[summer flame]

that's one of the best part about multiplayer games

[heady crow]

I should give dt another shot ngl

[summer flame]

the people you meet

the friends you make

I made some life long friends on GTA online

[heady crow]

Yeah thats how it should be, i havent had that experience in years apart from vt2 ngl

[heady crow]

Real and true

[quaint ore]

It was cool when i played it

[heady crow]

Shit, we tryna play it someday?

[summer flame]

we should log in at the ballcrusher factory and play dark and darker

jk

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-and-darker-dark-%26-darker-fighter-gif-2667040738648490339

Havent played it since the second beta