#🎪bruh-fart
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more like "i didnt want to jam my finger in my mouth to vomit"
Do u only have toast bread in canada or also normal bread?
Yes
yes we have bakeries, what do you think we are? barbarians?
Ok thank god
good
i was in uk when i was younger with some family
and we have a couple
and they only gave me toast
bakeries
How do u call it over there?
Average UK experience 
its mostly only in grocery stores, so when i go there, its all they got, but real bread means i have to walk my ass to the real bakery
this was back in 2015 so it was somewhat good but damn i will never to to that shit place again
The stuff that you can squish to half of its original size
yeah that? we do have it
We call it toast bread
if i want quick bread, i use it, but if im feeling the need to eat good bread, i go do that
i like putting butter on my bread, no, not toast bread
Damn bro is actually treating his taste buds well
i get my real butter, and my real bread
i only use toast for this
and then i eat that
this shit actauly peak
tbf i feel like its kinda cope to act like its not real bread because you can store it for longer and compress it without ruining its shape
not you ofc but i seen that sentiment around modern bread tech
Have you even seen what they put into it?
i mean, you can toast the bread regardless, you just have to cut it thin enough to
or you can cut it, butter the side, put it in the pan
yeah no shit, the only actually worrying stuff is the amount of sugar
and then it toasts it that way
ye
ok, i feel like we do, but i personally dont know what it is
spie do i play CoC IWP
yes
or do I just play with @signal cobalt 
"roll" (generic)
lmao
thing is, its believed that the rohlik is inspiration for croissants
LMAO
the fuck
xDD

atrox do you have uhhh
men of war assault squad 2
Croissant-type pastries are categorized as viennoiseries in fr*nch
no
but its croissant
i know
but its wikipedia too
so fuck if i know if thats true
pillsbury calls em crescent rolls
are they the same tho?
basically
rohlik is eternal or some shit
but crescent rolls have a yeast-ier pastry
the hell is this
Quaso
theyre a little fluffier
but yes, in fr*nch, croissants are in a category of pastry associated with vienna 
so it goes back to habsburg monarchy?
Maybe the later parts of the habsburgs
rohlik and the rabithole
this shit goes way deper
Quasar
What's the rohlick-kipfel relationship 
Quasar Cannon? more like Caseoh Cannon
caseoh cannon is great because it blows your fucking face off
i think we got it

the fuck
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kifli this shit ggoes way back
Kipferl, kifli, kiflice, or kifle is a traditional yeast bread roll that is rolled and formed into a crescent before baking.
It is a common type of bread roll throughout much of central Europe and nearby countries, where it is called by different names. It is thought to be the inspiration for the French croissant, which has a very similar shape ...
wheres the vodka and tracksuit?
wheres the adidas shoes
the ushanka at least
what are you
begone with your "shut up" what are you, 14?
cry about it, what child doesnt drink? its mandatory that my 4 year old gets fucking wasted

my reaction ^
hold on
ah shit
nwm

thats the same people who bought NFTs
yo lemme buy this jpeg for 5k bro
like bro just snipping tool that bitch
which one?
I can’t believe people fell for the nft meme 
i know
theres a reason why im still not even sure what an NFT is
im just like "damn thats a fucking monkey image, pretty sick"

and then i carried on
mildly confused, but just fine
meanwhile, some goof got scammed for 20k for an image i could get for free

this has more valuve then the jpegs...
no it doesnt, now steal it and burn it
to prove a point

aright
doesnt that increase the value since you've now introduced the possibility of it becoming a negative externality (pollution)?
hmm
ok better idea
dont burn it, toss it in those grinding machine things
chew it into little chunks
just kick it
golf?
what about
what about 105mm sabot?
idk whatever else is canadian
amen
hmmmm
what about
"badboy"
mother of all bombs
???
ok, or we could declare exterminatus on it, and drop a virus bomb on it


live cyclonic torpedo reaction:
grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
fuck that nft shit anyways
you keep growling at me im gonna fucking pet you
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i dont think ive ever wanted to kill another discord user more than i do now
they like this talk dont do that
dry? is that you?
hes the ape and im the lion, hes trying to enrage me with job threats
jail
ray cism

not really
Love this vid So much
so my friend just called me that he want to go to lake with me and his gf
and none of my buddies have time
this shit is fucked up
i dont want to be the third weel to a bike
A lucky boywife became a boymom
then itd be the boab
i havent seen it
so not recycled to me
recycling is good
only through recycling did you get to see it
Hello everynyan
no?
who?
who the fuck is that
Done, oguzyretold_77566's experience has been set to 3,000 XP, which grants them level 8.
what is this
whats going on
I wasn't here for a long time
ok so do that for me, but to legend 
like 6-7 months maybe, or more
cool?
negative
huh
ok i go eep

gn
time to sleep at 6am
les go
they are probably banning it in poland
good
what part of poland are u from?
I'm doing my internship in warsaw
normally I live in turkey
ahhh have u been to krakow ?
becuse i want to go to Kąpielisko Zakrzówek
but its kinda far so i want to know if its worth it
I will go there about 2 weeks later
about same lol
I still want to see some places in warsaw because of that it will take a bit time
and the lab work makes too tired for weekend
yeah warsaw is nice this time of year
ahh :/ its summer break now
but I'm doing my mandatory internship in poland
neat but our czech heroin is better so no thanks
then I will produce vodka
i got slivovica brother
and beer
there is nothing u can give me
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bro is in kebab land
u bet your ass
but dont buy from store
buy from some old guy
who makes it him self
best shit u will ever drink
true story

wtf
he went to greece like yesterday
and now he betray..
he go to turkiye
whats that
they fucked a wolf
@narrow lotus
the subplot is always the best part
holy shit its oguz
these mfs can infiltrate area51 with ease
e46 is a classic but I prefer the e60 more
sadly unreliable as shit
press on the gas pedal slightly more than usual check engine comes on gg
typical bmw move
ill buy some shit box
after few years in job i will buy pickup or something like that
hmm sounds nice
never drvien one before so idk
show twink @tidal trellis
pretty sure it has a wikipedia article
just google it
they got a elgend about some guy fucking a wolf
I'm studying, go away!!!
I wish I had my gifs to express my confusion and disgust
i'm getting a honda
but a bike instead
car company is 11/10
i mean if you're getting a 125cc in turkey
and i'm sure as hell not getting indian or a chinese bike
really?!
I took the opportunity knowing you couldn't gif react it
I hate this
its ok to have wrong opinions man
dont let that stop you from living your life
I wonder what would happen if flop would have shaved his head and tattooed a swastika on his breast
good book
this chat would not be the same
Flop being a neo-twink and destroying straight households
i recently saw a meme where this guy gets assraped

in the prison showers
Watch the whole movie
It's fucking amazing
i remember laughing at this in 2020
updated 1969
timeless
love when mods get removed
dont even know which fucking one it is
i have actually no fucking idea which mod that is
Just the default time for computers when they don't have one to use
Discord does it too
i have no earthly idea what fucking mod this is
keep it
@eager igloo
it is not in my mods
@narrow lotus alo
i have no idea what that was
is emulation discussion under the no-piracy rule?
i love arma 3
i already spent 2.7k hours in this shit
theres a warhammer community made addon for antistasi ultimate
with space marines and shit
so im gonna reformat my entire modlist
also some halo mods that are baked in with antistasi ultimate
might check those out
would
Artillery shooter evolved into artillery ammunition
ah sick improved melee system isnt hot ass anymore
the warhammer mods are fucking sick
i just wish someone made scenarios cuz im not joining up on some retarded discord and getting into teamspeak fuck that
theres a mod that adds the fucking force and star wars shit
webknight might be the goat
ladies and gentleman arma 3 no longer works now
@narrow lotus
is this true
nah they removed factory
can they remove tarkov
yeah i am not playing this wipe
Arma milsim groups are all cringe
no exceptions
no , all maps are open
might need to reinstall arma
oh nice
transits are still there for you to do the alt f4 bug
everything is fucked
Nikita gave up
theres a milsim where they all take turns applying a stint to your mums pussy
"the wipe will be how we say we want it to be."
second i saw you couldnt put meds in your secure i no longer wanted to play tarkov
show retard @naive bison
no flea, you get like 25% less money for selling to trader, trader items cost 50% more to buy, the transits, insurance costs like 100x (unironically), all the new content is just 1 gun
and no point in playing
this wipe:
"hardcore wipe"
they added a couple extra 0s to some prices
good
make them suffer
cause its on discount
i think i will save more money in the long run if i dont buy it and just wait and see if the game unfucks itself

i saw a post somewhere cant find it but some crackers cost like 32k roubles now
thats like 410 dollars
go to tarkov for like a couple months and sell crackers move back to america and you now have 500k in your bank
Tigz has 88% survival rate and still hasn't broke 1.5mil

it's legit depressing
a lega medal used to sell for like 567k
it's like 67k now
😭
why tf did tarkov get hit by Venezuela hyperinflation bruh
Russia 
Bruh even a fully repaired M4 in Stalker GAMMA can buy me more than just a pack of crackers in Tarkov
damn inflation hit hard
yeah you can get like 10 salamis
@naive bison what if you won two tickets to a vacation but the location is Little Saint James Island

i dont know what is
is it the epstein island
Little Saint James Island is a private island in the U.S. Virgin Islands, infamous for being owned by the late Jeffrey Epstein, a convicted sex offender. It became a focal point of scandal due to allegations of sex trafficking and illicit activities. The island features luxurious facilities, including a mansion, guest houses, and recreational areas. Espousing a rather dark history, it’s often discussed in the context of Epstein's legal troubles and the broader issues of exploitation and abuse. It's basically a symbol of creepy wealth and the horrors that can hide behind closed doors.
pedophile trafficking ring
island is named "LITTLE Saint James"
what kind of fucking scooby doo shit is this
imagine all the jewellery thats been lost on epstein island gotta get myself a metal detector for some gold and silver
fur rug
i should make some pancakes for dinner tomorrow
damn dude Trump going full defensive the moment Epstein was mentioned during the last media meeting or whatever
Yooooo
Bro is CAUGHT
you will find hoockers burried in sand

"are you guys still talking about it?"
BRO EVEN YOU WERE HELLO?
"i cant believe you ask me about Epstein during these times where we have more important stuff to do"
aha
riiight
@eager igloo shut the fuck up
Hasan Piker be like "dude there's a genocide going on and you decide to make a video on ME?"

left4dead 2 akshully
you are the after you take fent, image
"you are the after"
Lmao bobrov
types of cars mfs build to be stuck in traffic

REAL
imagine spending 70k on an f150 to be overtaken by a cyclist on the sidewalk
yo what do you think of my commie block
still better than a suburb
"sir why is there footage 3 days old of you going to the island"
"Youre deported"
A husband says
my wife cooks so badly that when I leave a piece of flossing thread on the kitchen counter the cockroaches hang themselves
@frail scaffold @narrow lotus @fresh rose @river zealot @runic sorrel
"I was never close friends with Jeffrey Epstein"
"Sir is it true that you are in the family game share with Jeffrey Epstein on steam?"
"This interview is over"
"Sir we have logs of Epstein buying your violet keycard on flea market for 2 mil" @narrow lotus @river zealot @stone blade
no
no one asked
i went to a barbecue place today
bought 2 pork shawarmas and some pork shashlik for mom 
no one asked
your mother swallows it the long way
Love drinking water in bed without sitting up, where the liquid sort of sits at the bottom of your oesophagus and you almost throw up or die. It’s just one of those things I can’t imagine Obama doing
POV: you opened twitter on the day of the drake leaks
me asf at work
god bless
fellas do you ever feel some sort of sympathy for people like Chris Chan
they are awful people themselves but it's really sad they get no help and just spiral further
go, my xalrider
?
go, my xalrider
ok

this is actauly sad
Instead of a cool airfield map, we got Arena. Who the fuck plays arena?
how i missed this badboy
dudes right, a woman can never truly appreciate minecraft
chicken jockey
Bros before hoes, always
this guy.. is playing peak!!
My friend made this last night
yes sir
u fell in the sewage pit yet
i tried it yes
msc 😻
i had to go awey but now ill finish the car
i wonder how mwc will be
YES
banan
#shorts #gym
This is Leii McCorkle a bodybuilder with down syndrome and can lift more than you
Credit to: @leiithegoat on IG!
Holy shit what a boss
Hey enlightened folks who I entrust my own future
Would you
Enlightened people
Recommend to play
Dwarf fortress
Or nah
kinda mid ngl
i fuck with cdda more
i wonder

i guess im doing the bottom of car now
this postion of car is actauly peak
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Weakest guy in Finland
Flips cars
No u don’t
Just play

!!!! I'm eating go away!!!
WHAT THE FUCK
SINCE WHEN THERE IS WASP OR WHAT EVER HIS NAME IIS
IN MY HOUSE
can it kill me?
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$2.99
guys
pls buy me
game
Are you eating your twink meal
thats not a thing!!!
it's a good game
but you gotta have high iq to play it
rimworld is more dumbed down but for its own benefit imo
dwarf fortress is basically more advanced in every way but has a higher iq floor
take it to the high seas instead you bum ass
My guy it's 3 bucks
Go sell some steam cards
i have 0,61 on my card
guys
fuck i colect them

i need a second opinion
Yeah it's dick cancer
...
Sorry bud
nvm
tell us
looks like an asset flip janky mess
yeah no you have tumors in your urethra
begin poor sucks :/
hello biden
is this arma

yes
oi lemme see your Aussie liscence
it seems like u know this individual on this gif
pherhaps you could tell me his name
excelent thank you good sir
I liked when he faked his death and pretended to be his own girlfriend for a few months
classic bit
love this thank you thank
wdym that was his girlfriend
i love his commentors more
there was that video where he pretended to be stuck in the middle of the ocean
and people were like STAY RIGHT THERE DAN I AM COMING
he is so deep in irony
he suffers from the Sam Hyde effect
when Dan talked about like
authorities being involved
because he made some school shooting joke?
i don't know if that was genuine or not

left4dead horde theme before the dentist's drill comes on 🔥
do you think a puff of smoke came out
probably
I have an average american iq
65
So basically I’m pretty intelligent
u will be okey
Tell me bout it
Wait did he donate to a neonazi group?
who did
😭 and why is KSI Yakub
bro...
i just saw
nvm
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one of the coolest characters in fighting games
and he's like 0/100 in story mode
😭
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what the sigma
probably animal abuse tho 
nah bruh YOU said that
who
baldurs gate 3
what did she do
I did
I didn't notice that
best channel on yt
this man was genuinely distraught
deadass he looked lke this in the stall:
many such cases
Least violent shapeshifter

Orange to orange fighting
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT
tell us if it good
Chicken soup or something I’m not a cook



"its not buying your way to the top, its just buying additional vehicles"

soup
Civil engineering choose your own adventure
Question : New roads or Refurbish existing infrastructure?
Answer : Accidentally Reinvent trains
its not
i love how every elon musk dicksuck channel basically falls for "reinvent trains" meme every time

have you seen the new one? they literally just cut a train in half and called it an uber
i know the one where you hav e cars in a tunnel
"to skip traffic"
and then you have traffic jams in a tunnel with no escape

filled with electric cars
they made one where its a monorail you put on abandoned rails and order them like ubers
its so retarded
whos lithium batteries can fucking burst into flames
there's that one vacuum tunnel train
hyperloop
yeah
what makes you think we can make an extremely dangerous version of high speed rail
making a tunnel and making it almost vacuum = easier than making a normal train track

the main "advantage" would be no air resistance so you could travel faster for less power
but
you also have to pump
millions of tons of air
out of a tube
every time you wanna use it
or repair it
shhhhhh
don't tell em that

i love how every musk-core invention is like
"this is how we make this one thing super efficient"
"how?"
"by making like every single other aspect insanely inefficient

like the fucking trailer homes but for richies
V6 ENGINE COFFIN 🔥
death stranding 2 reference
Was not meaning to refer it but ig it works
can someone paint it multicam so i can cap more multicam chuds
multicrap
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also
chud multicam vs chad mm14
same diff except one is squares and the other is dots
gabe newel is going to gas the board of microsoft at their meeting like glados
oh yeah
if Gabe Newell farted into a jar and sent it to the microsoft CEO
and brushstroke
it would absolutely be an appropriate response
very drippy
legit Adolph Hitler trynna buy your company for peanuts 😭
valve holding up the games industry like Atlas holding up the sky bro
real
wow im the autism soyjack who couldve guessed
thats cope
Just get a white cape.
Hope a mod doesn’t look at this
why
Dw about it
penises and nazis
another chart
wdym thewre are none
i ate one since my sister's husband is in the military
are you sure you want to eat that
it wasn't terrible

is he still alive
there were like 2 canned pork things
one wasn't that good
one was good
i fried it up
and also made toast with the leftover fat
it was nice and salty
dude those things last forever

agreed
the MRE is atleast made to a hygene standard
they are absolutely not but they'remade to a BETTER standard than most common american food
The shelf life expired in 2018
It's probably still fine
american standards are a joke ngl
unironically true
"no no you cant use CANE SUGAR thats illegal, use high fructose corn syrup"
what does shelf life mean
how long they can legally sell it for
before they have to trash it
there are some very funny and HIGHLY specific federal codes, specially towards food
sometimes
the americans did get the 2A right
"yes lets not regulate fats and hormones, lets ban fucking horse meat"
now UK streets got youths walking around with machetes 😭
there a code for ketchup
same
and i do not want to be in trouble
real
LMAO
my mother has also fallen for the "organic USDA" label scam
BITCH WE BUY STOREBRAND DIET COKE IN THIS HOUSE
TAKE YO SENSITIVE ASS BACK TO WHOLEFOODS
my body is a bio lab
we test new foodborne illnesses in it
ON EVERYONE SOUL WE ARE BUYING THOSE BULK CHICKEN NUGGETS ON SALE IN THE DISCOUNT STORE
i love that i can count ingrdients for bread on one hand
unironically told me "if it has an ingredient you cant pronounce then dont buy it" as if anyone here could pronounce one of the most important vitamins for our body dehydroascorbic acid
...does it land when fully loaded or empty? 
dihydrogen monoxide 😭
full i think
i was about to murder you for that y
not max load
HOTDOGS ARE MADE OF ALL THE FORESKINS AND EYELIDS?
does it stol when empty? 
BITCH PUT EXTRA EYE LIDS ON MY HOTDOG
dont forget all kinds of research chemicals found in tap water :)
Is that what they meant by "all beef"
go on
and work monday to saturday
i am projected to save up about 130k by the end of the summer break
I mean the problem isnt even the meat

ok but then what
I LOVE SALT
what are you gonna do with it
idk 
spend it on my family probably
the problem is literally the meat 😏






