#🎪bruh-fart
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is
fucking insane
i genuinely hated my job at fast food lmao
everything felt so sterile yet so sticky
Is it bad to re wear socks??
if they're getting crusty yes lmao
they're one time use items
Thank you
throw them away after the first wear
Awesome video
i actually know someone like this
I don't mind reusing socks, unless you wear open or uninsulated shoes
if you're wearing boots nobody can smell your stank
this grossed people out to the point they refused to eat hotdogs once upon a time
never saw the problem
theres other fucking food that isnt even factory made thats grosser in the process of making it
i mean
if its just getting pureed there really isnt a problem lmao
and people eat that shit no problem
I think people just have no idea what factory foods look like
whats bad is what happens to the cow before it gets obliterated by the skull fucker 9000
they think it's some guy at a butcher station weighing and slicing every piece
they think the cow lays the meat and they just put it on the market immediately, like the meat somehow comes pre packaged
but it's 1000 pounds of bull asshole getting thrown into the Flesh Annihilator
all natural mfers when they get botulism and salmonella be like "at least its not processed"
fun fact : the butt of the animal is the healthiest slice
especially humans
how do you know this
because we're bipeds which means our glutes are heavily developed
oh okay
also because yummy
when you kill them yeah
not eating hookers is killing your gains
idk, ive worn the same stuff without even removing the base layer for weeks. Its not that bad as one could think
how many calories is in a human body
im bulking
125k-150k
unless ur like a twig or morbidly obese ofc
so you're telling me I could survive a month off just one corpse
two even
stretch it out to three
well not really
I gotta tap in
how about two corpses
you need more than just meat to survive
one month per corpse plus a multivitamin
nerd
humans are pretty lean
you need fatty meats
not much of our muscles is fatty
which is why our butts are the healthiest
also theres scurvy to worry about
yeah theres no real nutrition and it might have diseases
you'll get prion disease
same with the bladder, you can use bladders to store water
I'll keep that in mind for next time
bone marrow is very good for you
best way to eat a person would prob be to crack open the bones and make a soup out of the marrow and bone broth, and then cook the glute meats with that
I can't believe we're at the pin limit in brainfart
abuse your power and unpin posts you dont like
every single post made by bz
soup is the best way cuz you can add additional herbs and vitamins to it, and just continuously add more of the meat and bone to it as it empties
these kinds of questions are always funny when it comes to govt stuff
There we go
Moooooods
They are touching my brainfart pins
@grizzled meadow youre seeing this shit
Its like ive been stabbed in the heart
How much more betrayal can i take
uh oh
Well you'll be glad to know you had no pins to unpin there
So that won't be an issue
I don't remember if I had a pin or not
What was removed
I doubt it
You remove your own pinned post from 2 and everybody loses their minds...
joker dark knight gif https://tenor.com/view/joker-and-here-we-go-dc-comics-gif-16864176
Its okay case closed
how do you think I feel?
Syno's iteration on MY MEME is still pinned, but mine has been gone for years
bandit
no bandit, I've done my last like, 4 runs as bandit
cs is so boring
merc
renegade it is
this guy ain’t real
@grizzled meadow
you picked all the ones I only ever play
bandit 4 runs in a row and chooses renegade
renegade is just harder bandit
play like sin or sm
I want to like Freedom but it's so easy
sin or monolith and try surviving south or sm idk
back to loner
loner is aids cause I have a mod that replicates the original games
cordon is locked down hard by military
you done a military run yet?
oh
I would do a mil run but one of the mods also gives you 4 lackeys that follow you around and I can't be arsed
lets you purchase companions on the start thing
“give me a faction to play”
proceeds to say no to every single recommendation
I know
I just wish there was like another faction
loner adjacent
but don't have to start in swamp or cordon to kick off main quest

yeah idk what to tell you
go touch grass or sm
I haven't played in a while
it's just I gotta do main quest
and all the factions suck for one reason or another
Freedom and merc are piss easy
loner and CS drag ass
eco is even easier
I wish bandit could do main quest somehow
that would be perfect
cause CS has basically no enemies unless you walk into DV or north
same with Freedum
why do you have to do main quest?
haven't done it yet
I did it like 2 years ago but my game bugged and didn't let me start the end cutscene with the wish granter
so i technically haven't finished the game yet
i just gotta do it
using the bmp 1 in ghpc
dude this pc is so ass it makes me wanna merge without looking
fucking hate this thing
worse is its giving me the later bmp-1 that doesn't have a working atgm, and is instead this barrel attached piece of shit that flies 30 meters into the air and is uncontrollable
i hate you
i could be wrong but wasn't that the original atgm for the bmp1?
the malyutka?
it's MCLOS too i'm pretty sure so arrow keys to control it 
the heat rounds on this thing also suck ass
yeah it's a shitbox allround
engagement one on the training tutorial for this junk and im less then half on heat rounds
everything gets smoke
the fucking 113s that somehow take two-three heat rounds to center mass get smoke
and im not gonna waste my un-replenishable heat supply on more, so i shove one heat round into them, then mg the gunner out
ugly ass
yeah do that to an actual cactus
dumbass
ugly ass mf
bum ass
UGLY ASS
this is whats happening to my heat rounds to 113s btw @frail kettle
well yeah
hes not chubby hes big boned
because a huge chunk of transmission and engine parts are in the front, center mass just eats that shit
pew pew pew
all that copper is going straight into the transmission
and then they pop smokes and im blind for 15-30 fucking seconds
it's not like they magically disappear
yeah the spall on those things is pitiful
shoot driver out and then they're stationary
bro was pinpointing each crewmember one by one lol
hard to do at range with an optic as shitty as the bmp1s
the bmp1 doesn't get a ranging gun, and afaik even the late models didn't have HMGs at any point
the ranging was done through the site using the shitty little thing i forgot the name of
they're stationary normally, the problem is ranging and hitting the right spot with them, because the deviation with this gun is exponentially bad at range, and ranging for heat is just using the PKT til you get hits on them, because they have the same arc
but then they pop a pretty damn large smoke cloud and im not gonna waste my limited, ass heat shells on something that i dont know for certain ill hit properly
Nerds
if it gets a PSO scope ranger, you'll be aight
wait the PKT ranges for the 73mm?
it gets a stadia rangefinder and a pkt, but the pkt has the same firing arc as the heat shells, so you can use that to range
in game it does at least
if you're slinging 73mm HEAT at long range, you're probably doing something wrong
(in a APC)
i wasn't even bothering, i was driving up to within 500 meters to actually shoot them
and they start off within 800 meters of the firing position "where you drive into a red box and the engagement begins
are you on a training range or something
yes
this is like autism for trains but cooler
bmp1 and bmp2 were the last two i needed done
now i just need bmp2, which gets actual, real fucking atgms
yeah you def should not be expected to shoot shit almost a kilo out with an APC cannon
i'm pretty sure early bmp2s got konkurs which was just malyutka but zooms lol
two heat rounds that just stop
which is understandable, because it hit in the same spot
but they failed to detonate it looks like
non pen?
yeah its the konkurs, but the malyutka zooms up into the air like a bottle rocket and then you need to correct it to go downward where the enemy is
idk why they do that, but maybe it's easier than the missile going straight out
cause then you got the fuel burn in your way
can't see
these two were both moving bradelys, and were the luckiest shots i could have hit
first one debrained the turret and cooked off, second one did the same but instead to the tows
i've gotta buy it and try it out again
and it popped the turret
it was driving right at me and was within around 600 meters or less, so it wasn't a difficult shot to hit
the hard part was actually killing the fucking thing
if warthunder is anything to go off of, HEAT is ass at causing damage to anything not in a straight line
strap some APHE in there
52 AP rounds left out of about 180
because an m60 just ate a konkurs as well as 100 ap rounds
gonna love what the AAR looks like
HESH
high expwosive
Guess we have to define armor
thats gotta suck
none of those AP rounds actually did shit btw
overpenetration? 
does WT even model crew organs or is it just a funny shaped box with health?
just a toy soldier
no, complete non-pen
also, not war thunder, GHPC, and it does actually similate what parts of a crewmember are hit
read the red text on the right hand side of this
bro stubbed his toe and cant push the gas pedal as hard
Richi get outta here
there's no animu game for weiqi/baduk/go
someone somewhere is probably having a 2008 housing crisis moment
so uh
pachinko parlors:
they get metal gear solid 3 cutscenes remastered at least
metal gear slot machine
so uh, does this just mean local prices dont exist for plex?
was there ever a plex transporting economy? 
Ham do you drive a car
Plex used to be sold like a normal commodity
it had to be present at the station in order for you to buy it
because unless you buy it directly from the CCP store, it's being sold to you by another player
PLEX transit doesn't really exist cause you can redeem it, and add it to your account, at any station
the only time you'd be transiting it is if someone wanted to buy X PLEX but they were stationed way out of the imperial territory
and 90% of the time those people are at the faction hubs which have PLEX
the other 10% are people baiting you through a kill zone
Real lol
Did PLEX have variable price outside of imperial space tho?
it was whatever price the person wanted to sell it for
just like a regular commodity
whether it was 1 cred or a billion
in practice 
The "fair market value" 
New nickname: Flash

I think it's a pretty foregone conclusion on whether or not invading the soviets was a good idea
it only mightve worked if all the other allies were gone
Ultimately it comes down to which one was going to backstab the other first.
I think they both knew that
Timing was just wrong.
don't invade the soviets in winter, rule number 1
not followed
you know what, rule 1 of war
Barbarossa started in june
don't invade your enemy if you're not acclimatized to their region
any time I think of Russian tanks I think of the T-34, KV-1, and oddly enough, the T70 / T60
T60 was such an odd creature
fartin around in a little go-kart with a 20mm
i think of that video of the bradley beating the hell of a russian tank
I wonder what made tank cannon engineers decide on the diameters of early tank shells
37mm, 45mm, 20mm, 23
Weight.
I mean like, why 37mm and not 35-36, 38-39
📏 37.0mm (millimeters) is equal to 1.457in (inches)
i mean i assume they pulled from what they already knew about naval guns
Does this gif mean something particular?
according to quora it was related to the 400g lower limit of the st. petersburg declaration 
I think 37mm is also the smallest highfleet caliber 
they were
i was just looking it up and this seems to be the case
i guess for small boats a 37 could do damage
the early tank guns designed were based off naval and artillery pieces that already existed from there
Lets fucking go shine
arent those expensive?
raven was already out a bunch of episodes before they made the blackfire episode
depends
Wasnt the chick that threw rocks that beastboy was simping for also lowkey toxic?
Oh yeah her...
beast boy is only attracted to bitches who hate him
Forgot her name was
terra
Terra chose a criminal i think over beast boy
to be a criminal
i dont remember her reason
but women
I think he sees an independant lady who does fine without anyone, then wants to become attached. Then he's surprised when it doesn't work out
so yeah
Dunno didnt she had a thing with Deathstroke that was another crap storyline
Cant remember if it was comics or the animated series
if I had to pick between deathstroke and beast boy I'd pick deathstroke no question
Does that count as drawn titty
Ye
...with nipples kek
Also worse, it’s a Facebook tier meme
Hiii
Lmfao
yippe yippe yippe
this gif actually has deep symbolic and philosophical implications
cat go boing
Hippie
mods execute this man
Be nice
represents the uhh..
uhh..
the endless dickriding displayed by sir cockrider himself
3 nanoseconds no soy
Asians when they have no rice

No idea what the caption is but what the heck is that
Can't wait for people to get mad about something they weren't gonna watch anyways
Some Middle Eastern genetic defect.
gomu gomu no pistol
sometimes i doubt if anybody else in this server has any reading comprehension
"The customer is always right, in matters of taste."
NAKED GRANDPA!
The fuck is that?
it looks like someone developed brain cancer in their arm
Does everything look like a brain to you when you're drunk?
an american 
Guys check out my new weezer album I got
Ew Weezer fan
Sneezer
Geezer
Caesar
I love me a good Ceasar salad
The anchovies perfect it
Just isn't the same without them
Wtf dogshit vpn
is this discord chat sponsored by nord vpn
btw xal just use cloudflare dns with goodbyedpi
yes
Hold it, soldier
It's stupidpenisx now
i drew you
May I have some water... Please
Feel like I could do this
Post the results
mornin
gday
KOJIMA IS A GOD
me when i have a really long fart :
THE ARCHITECT AND THE BUILDER THEY ARRIVE AT THEIR DESTINATION WITH A SENSE OF PURPOSE
have you tried the new frosties with toppings in them?
DS1 : slow burn confusing story
DS2 so like theres this red samurai and also higgs is a homosexual guitarist with a mech army
we always think we've hit peak kojima every release but it just keeps getting more and more homoerotic
i feel like im playing a wattpad enemies to lovers fan fiction
Actually ds1 is about an old crusty guy that really wants his favorite campfire to stay lit and ds2 is about an angry smart tree but also it was all just a dream 
good morning vietnam
Morning Xal
that is an incredible description of dark souls 1
fun fact : pursuer from dark souls 2 is an armored core reference
There’s discord notification sounds in this video
no you just got pinged
system scan mode 🥶
system combat mode 🗣️
fromsoft shrimply doesnt make cool bosses like nwahidbjkbveiruwofspwdoajswan8wo anymore...
system combat mode
Xalrider talk to me about hasan
What’s going on with that fuck
shutup nerd
idk something new apparently happened when i was asleep but the last thing i know was him threatening a chatter with a gun live on stream
hasan be like eat hot chip charge they phone and lie
idk maybe twitch advertisers
all im saying is sneako did that
and sneako has the same skin tone as hasan
ok thats just a lie
hasan piker is a white man

he has a mild tan and is a lefty so hes a mexican and must be deported
True cook him
sir what are we talking about
sneako is hasan's clone
hasan is so white even he can't pull the race carrd in good concious
maybe only in terms of opinions on jews 
rest no i dont think so
worse, hes turkish
I think hasan and sneako are evil and light sides
i dont get it
i think sneako is just like actually clinically insane but hasan is being serious
is this him
What’s a good react to that message
obama
hassan, the white guy is the light side, Sneako the black guy is the evil side
calling any turk the light side is incorrect
don't ascribe mental illness to people 100% in charge of their actions
mexican school mascot
he sucked on elon so hard he got a neuralink early so actually no
all im saying is that its AI generated
We kinda do this in America
and i know you normies cant tell
cuz you dont know real furry art
ok but why tf is the school
using a furry ai generator
yeah that one chinese scientist who complains about people wanting him to make cat girls is actually making furries obv
you mean the same one who did experiments on babies?
so fake
yeah
what was his famous quote?
ethics are a barrier to progress or smt
he has a receding hairline so idgaf
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i hope for the fall of the western world
What’s ur favorite tree
DONT say unwise tree
3
depends what steak i wanna smoke
hickory usually
the apple one
one of the first images that pops up when you google his name btw
Oh the apple tree
gives steaks a good scent and after taste
What about for looking at
Not burning
i hate that tree
Walnut
You already said 3
dude likes nuts
- you get free walnuts
You can’t go back
But walnuts for looking at
probably maple, but its hard to get that here
simple
clean
mahogany floors tho
unbeatable
Hey, you moved the goalposts don’t blame me for changing my shot
TREE(3)
help
A really big number
Is a number a tree
nah, you become a white woman and must put 7 layers of that paper shit over your polished maple
@red crane
luckily i am not american
nor white
nor a woman
i love being alive
but you become one
your western propaganda cannot beat the ingrained pakistani propaganda embedded in my pakistani mind
What is a Pakistani?
smoked brisket will change your mind
amazon employees named stan
the best country in the world, better than india
It’s like an Indian person
Block this person
real and true
oo

fuck that
yeah, joker joking it on my bed bruh- AINT HAPPENING
it be hot
terrifying

Silly Cockrider
fuck you
He might add 1 to that 12?
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hey kids wanna see a dead body?
this aint live leak the hell
Xal, come over here and beat this stupid fucker for me
dude needs a slavic to reset him
thanx in advance
12% of americans
51% of total mass

Peanut is potentially the only funny streamer
he is
Didn’t ask don’t care 
why are you saying that
most abysmal ragebait attempt to date @narrow lotus i beg upon whatever gods you believe in to banish this guy from brainfart for at least an hour
this dep
apprently it was somewhat proven
like he starts stream he has like 1000 viewers but his chat is barely moving
uhoh
and this is like everytime from what that guy noticed
dunno when he starts streaming its 4am here so i dont get to watch starts
i rather sleep
or go to work 😄
like his viewers barely interact with him even tho he has around 1500-2000 viewers on avg per stream
which is insane
eh he has funny moments and some is just dogshit screaming
yeah
Vtuber moment
So what you're saying is
Jerma remains unbeatable
Peanut could never https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iquAwcSJe7o
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yeah jerma is great
I mean like
he threatend to kill me once but
Nah that's fine, he does that to everyone
It's when he drops your exact location, including home address and location in the room you're in that you gotta worry
cope as usual
60 iq posting as usual
what i said was literally true

cope
just shoot em
oh wait california nwm
god bles
nice vc name
shoot at the tornado
this shit is wild
"You even said that to me! I don't know what to say."
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WTF
What youtuber is this?
@river zealot @naive bison
the picture is about burnt peanut
If dickrider sides with prigozhin under any circumstances the FSB will come for him
I don't think that's how it works
thats because you are gae
I am not!
Are you straight?
Touhou everywhere
Straight as a arrow, yes
Said the liar
No I'm not!!
My own account is sufficient
not yours!
Guy runs over family of 5 on camera
Your honor the footage is not real proof
My word is worth more than the obvious footage of me killing people
Wobbly arrow?
Oh hey now I know what more of his disguises look like (bannable pfp's)
The arrow in question:
that what she said
He likes omori so no
What does this mean!!
No
mo
nisspelling
I want you to call you slurs but I dont want to offend anyone
Anyone gae here you should dm flop the word
thats just wrong 
Thats literally you tho
You are the bottom

He saw and and he still forgave humanity so write that down
I am not!!!
No white woman, or person is coming to save you from me
nah y'all burning in hell

nor am I...whatever animal+girl these are!!!
goober Alex
You don't even know what that means!
I do lnow
Yuri is lesbo yaoi is GAE
Idk, my parents keep yelling at me that I'm skinny as hell
FEMBOY
broke fella alert
broke fella alert
no nitro
eat more
I eat enough already!!
Bulk, flop
You are skiny in pakistan i dont believe it
What food do you eat
I'm good as is!!
I don't know!!!
Im 77kg I would absolutely annihilate you
You dont understabd
Are we allowed to choose skin since that’s technically an organ
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love this , there's been a lot of effort to make it, and i appreciate that 
posts puritan shit
nuh-uh
uuh just opened yt watching a video rn and it's about Hasan basically completely smearing an attorney online called "Legal Mindset"
just straight up making shit up about him, calling him a fake lawyer even though he's a certified attorney

a classic
normie thinking anything furry is nsfw
keep ur weird fetishes to urselves

Why his lenses grey


fr tho is this some fetish or what
Deadlifts?
grey lense
seems like u know what is it about
You really don't until you find my Twitter 
Falco still needs therapy
this cat funy
but dog better
Show dog then, damn
Excellent dog 

boingboingboingboingboingboing
Wake up
See on recommended asmongold video about Hasan doing stupid shit
It repeats all week
Easy
Tell youtube to stop recommending either
Reach nirvana

Not just Asmon
but yes
The best way to defeat Hasan is to straight up ignore him.
who the tf is hasan
A streamer
ahhhhhh no one then
I watch moistcrik & it recommends me asmon like 😭
An internet micro celebrity people hate but keep talking about
Stick with Jerma985 
no controversies
funny ha-ha streamer
amazing backlog of S-tier content

True
bro
just go outside
and go to your public park
thats peak comedy
all the crackheads and acloholics

just trow few coins or some drug and they will fight over it
sir
Retiring soon
🖐🏿 

with a spotless record
why tone5? @naive bison
than fuck up in the future
i found out slavic people are POC
poc?
He did murder a user here but like, it was a brainfarter

its ok its only 1 time
but im white
i cant be colored
how does this even work
I decline 
User declines The Pass®
its not a fetish, its a hobby
fetishes are the freaky bdsm crap and kinks that furries have
I am the least freaky furry I know

I am 99% vanilla
thats more than all the furries I know
you are responding so
Hi Xalrider Hi memeg Hi Hoobwe west Hi Dry
hi
Hi catboyo
Incorrect
BOTH ARE GREAT
cope
your just a forced hater
nope
And my life is yours
cat never done anything godo for me
on the other hand dog
dogs are just better in eveyway
those who only see value in an animal for how useful they are
Are ones who cannot allow judgement as they do not value animals as a whole

what
or should I say
Go away
im studying
idk i see my dog as a best friend and cats are just lazy bastarnds we have cats for no reson they can do shit with us
I do not like being mocked!!! 
Nobody asked
rude! smh 
Shoo away to support chat
Peter stop gooning under the table
once again proving my point
you cannot say one is simply better because your value of one is its a best friends
BOTH ARE GREAT BOTH ARE GOOD
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If I name a dog princess it will maul children
If I name a cat princess it will be a piece of shit living in my house that assaults me
Both are the same
But dog cooler cause its not me getting hurt 
and i have a pet emu named funkle
so thats the coolest
but its irrelevant because the scale and value of what is better doesnt exist
BOTH CATS AND DOGS AND EVERYTHING ELS ARE GOOD
mosquitoes are good?
who up having a fucking hangover
what are you 12?
ah
it was fun but i wish i didnt had too much beer
everybody wanna be a superstar
it has been 2 YEARS ALREADY?!??? im getting old
i went to an emo show
like
live leak or something like that
what is emo show
dont you know emos
yeah
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