#🎪bruh-fart
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it was a reddit thing I converted
the og
no lmao
I don't post on reddit enough to get that
though one time i posted to a transgender subreddit and had like 20 chasers enter my dm's at once
it was a selfie
big mistake
-497 
how do you know those were chasers and not just normal hornis?
cause they lurked trans only subreddits
and they used niche internet lingo
i mean some where just regular hony but still
The used The Voice 
in light of recent microsoft news
we never getting it
we are never getting anything
grounded 2 canceled 1 day before release
first game to sell a groundbillion copies
only grounded people can play
is that the garden shrunk game?
yes
It sounds kinda based tbh
it is peat
but canceled 
peat

it appears you cannot comprehend misinformation
what I love about the ES6 trailer is that Bethesda showed what they're all about
A BIG FUCKING EMPTY EXPANSE WITH NOTHING IN IT
I couldn't have written something funnier if I tried
“It’s like living in a play. If this was a play, I’d be outraged at how contrived it is.”
truly this is the elder scrolls of announcments
doom hud
on sdalger gumma server
She made an entire tidal system for her pet mudskippers. The amount of care and effort she is putting in to care for her pet is so impressive.
so the elder scrolls outer worlds?
my humor is reserved for offtopicans
some guy was complaining about healthabrs being in the bottom left as a "new thing" that only recently caught on so i sent this screenshot to him as a reply and he blocked me
he was like "HEALTH SHOULD BE AT THE TOP OF THE SCREEN!!"
small peak at sams meme folder 
No it should clearly be bottom RIGHT
where do you find these retards at
who the fuck puts health in the top screen
he was a blue checkmark of course
Halo Kitty
i cant argue with that
we're getting no news and gonna like it
BOOOO GET BETTER MATERIAL SAM
doom hud should be what every modern game tries to replicate
sorry i dont speak australian
the best ui design in the history of ui design
dead space close second
healthbar on the back, ammo on the gun? so fucking peat
did Doom have Boss Health bars actually?
no
no
what only playing fighting games does to your brain
Ah, so no top middle health at all
and 3d ui
he was a halo type fella

smash bros (inb4 not a real fightan game)
"wonder why everyone on this ship is insane and killing eachother"
"oh"
I thought it was because funni statue
what the fuck is a marker
what was the point anyways?
i only know neuralink
platform fighter
just to spawn another moon?
or whatever
something ancient civilization
Suguri 2
we were there illegally and dug up something that should have remained buried
Was it energy?
i believe energy became the main focus in 2
The USG Ishimura was present at Aegis VII for a planet-cracking mission and to retrieve a mysterious artifact, later revealed to be the Marker. However, the true purpose of the mission was a cover for an illegal mining operation that had uncovered the Marker
wait what
yeah cause of unitology
so illegal miners mined a planet and then they covered it up by cracking the planet legitly?
no they usually crack the planet
to take its resources
no one knew that was their main goal except the higher ups
so basically they were like yeah haha were going to this planet to get its resources but jk we want the artifact thats there aka the marker
and once it got on board everyone in the ishimura was doomed
@narrow lotus
its the only way to bait iedy so I can see him in the rightside bar
jeez
idk
real
I guess be dead then huh
oh it was all about retrieving the marker
and spawning a moon
Wait
this is basically the plot of Mass Effect
Illusion of choice
that is not the plot of mass effect
the tl;dr plot of dead space is for the markers to turn all living organisms into mindless monsters then converge to the marker as a mass amount of biomass then to create another brethern moon
promise macguffin (energy, space travel) to a cattle species and eat them to make another of your own species 
the plot of mass effect is the reapers come to wipe out civilizations that have advanced too far and make way for new life
so they can spawn another reaper 
dead space universe already had fast travel
the necromorphs and brethen moon spared no one
the reapers left the less developed planets alone
so while thinking about it i can KINDA see where you are coming from but the thing is with the reapers they were gonna come one way or another and wipe out the advanced races
the story feels kinda half assed when the moons came to be
And then one of them gets brutally murdered by an engineer with a plasma cutter and DLC guns
why did they need to find earth anyways
couldnt just ask a unitologist?
well the whole thing is make those in unitology crazy believing this is the way to advance in life
but unitologist are not enough to make a moon
gotta get everyone
yeah i dunno how that works exactly
i dont think they work like a hive mind (halo)
the books prolly explain better
Playing through honest hearts again and notice that Joshua Graham said an ancestor in his tribe (family) designed the .45 auto pistol, aka the Colt 1911. Joshua Grahams ancestor is John Browning
@high wing heyyy :3
dead space 3 awakened doesnt
xalrider mentioned
it literally does
they get back to earth and the brethen moon appear
Literally me
they literally start eating up the earth
the cliffhanger of not watching sentient space blobs kill humanity???
yeah bro isaacs gonna literally solo them
yeah that was a weaker one
i could say the same about the ending of me3
you cannot be this retarded
Testicle snatcher
How long are the load times?
i used to kinda like him
then he fell off for me
then he does that 
same
the downfall is coming in nicely
saw some of his shorts and though he was cool
turns out he was never a programmer for blizzard he was a security tech and play tester
lol
then saw some more and was like "ayo maybe this guy isn't so great"
like you don't need to go watch a 3 hour video essay on why he's an asshole, you can just watch some of his content
he shares his views openly and often
who tf is thor i got him in my recommended and he just looks like edgy wannabe hackor
because he is
basically
he is
why is he against SGK tho 😭
no clue hes just a dick
doeshe like work for a gacha company
apparently he signed up with some development working on making an online game
he's a massive narcissist as well
thats prolly what it is
hes just a massive wowtard
i think him playing WoW is all I need to know
i hope he gets boolied off the internet
he basically is
I haven't been this drunk ina while
like people are really dogpiling him for the stop killing games thing
maybe back in the day, but people are clinging onto a dead husk with incresingly shit writing
Thor is a fucking retard
while he isnt the main cause of SKG he is like one of the big reasons why its going downhill
hardcore WoW is where its at rn I think
so he gets what he deserves
It's going up now
Because everyone knows he's a fucking retard now
cause now all the big creators are bringing attention to it
Yep
even charlie is talking about it
SKG is so fucking back bro
if I could play janky ass far cry 3 multiplayee
no ubisoft needs ALL the server space to host siege x servers bro
were too busy to release dev toolkits bro
we need to make our UI look more like mobile games bro
Yeah and we are gonna update a 13 year old game and censor titties
im glad ubisoft fucked up so hard
I miss FC3 mp
it was so shit but so fun
It was very fun
the coop was actually pretty fun
far cry 4 co op was peak
Yeah
Far cry 4 felt the most like a sandbox out of all the far cry games
fs
if only ubisoft would stop being a bitch and let me kill civs
fc3 very close behind
fc3 let you do some absultely wild shit in the end game
time to go roleplay a caravan guard
and fuck some mafia bosses daughter in new reno
cause i memorized where to go to do that
it has one of my favorite storylines in any game ever
Jason Brody is a really good character
not to mention Vaas
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
real
bite a chunk out of the slab. that'll teach em
Yeah
i know hes a comedy relief but i gotta give him cred he survived things that would kill anyone else
Hercule has like a 10 power level
I think his lowest clock was like a 1
And krillins is like 75k
And he's the goat too
he also took on goku near his peak level
KRILLIN MY GOAT
THE INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT
at least with a heli airstrike you know its coming from kilometers

He bagged 18 you know he's the goat
with FPVs its sudden buzzing and then a boom
depends if youre autistic
The answer is no
lying is bad
Idk I think it’s kinda based sometimes
But not in this chat
Such a bigass squad
How do you keep radio comms clear bro
by turning off the radio

wish i had that option in squad
Tien is my goat followed up by piccolo, Yamcha, Krillen, Taopaipai and Vegeta ig
start caravan drive
first encounter
super mutants
they start the first turn
instantly get shot for 335 damage
39 hp
kms
Also return of the homophobic dog
fallout 1-2?
Bingo
2
I like 2 specifically cause of the caravan guarding quests
I just enjoy the idea of it I suppose
The voices in my head supress it
Comms are so much worse in arma then squad
Arma platoon radio is just retards arguing usually
Imo reforger was way better before ps5 bots got access to it
True
That's why I never play big ops on 3 sick of making teamspeak accounts
Shit ass
what fucking arma group you playing with?
GOD I LOVE BOBBY CALDWELL RAHHHHH 
Just some modded Australian server
I’m not joining one of those gae milsim groups
you fuckers have the capacity to be annoying as shit
super cringe
milsim groups are a range of cringe to fucktardia
Blur has the capacity to give crazy top
semi-sim as in you call out shit

You ever seen the grapefruit technique?
not proud to say I have... but I have
I joined one milsim server once and it was pure unadulterated cringe
They all piss me off
a public one or a private one
Fucking hate those type of dudes
Uhhhh you will respect my virtual rank!
trick is
Both
to play in a private group with actual vets
It seemed to be a larp for retarded losers to lord their virtual rank over people
so cringe
I imagine there are good groups like that but I think they’re few and far between
but they're actual veterans of Navy, Marines, Airforce etc
all of them are alcoholics
yes
you don't join milsim shit
its the most unfun places of all time
@fluid heron have you tried the squad ue5 playtest
I lasted not even 30 minutes
you join somewhere where people try to have fun
I thought it was pretty good tbh got about the same fps and everything looked way better
and you get the best experience
Only times squads blue screened me

I tried the only seemingly popular rus vs nato Australian server, I thought it was kinda gae everyone has suppressors and nvgs
God if you fucks don't turn on some Bobby Caldwell right now I'm gonna tweak the fuck out
Shit is serenading me
Who
Idk something about reforger just feels off to me the gunplay is way to janky for me
The goat
Let me look him up
white people when the function got bobby caldwell on:
You've definitely heard of what you won't do for love
Yah that’s a very good song
Actually his label made all his cover art blotting him out with black
I though this guy was black
I HATE Bobby Caldwell 😈
Because he was insanely popular with the black community
honorary black man status
Pretty much
Carry on
Yeah it's real sad
@spacezoro went to urgent care
Ended up waiting for an hour and a 40 got a tetnus shot and the doctor put the bandaid in the wrong spot
GEK
@minor cypress
was it kaiser?
Bro kaiser got me fucked up
wtf
south ?
I wear a undershirt and it bled onto it
Mack rd
yeah that's the south ER kaiser
So yes south
fucking wack

I mean they just pricked my abess on the finger and gave me Keflex
I guess it's better
still hurts tho
skin peeled
I disnt get any suggestion for the wound
They said i did everything correctly and keep doing it corret
Just gave me the shot
@narrow lotus
call the customer support shit
No itsfine
The nurse was 100% tired bro i feel bad
No she was black haired and desi
o
well nicole was good, shes like I am not gonna numb your finger we're just gonna stab it
well
go point west instead
you listened to him?
weather is hotter than 2 lesbians fighting over the strap on in a sauna
how humid
63
Well i stepped on a nail so
Xal works at a construction site
And zoro is knowledgeable

i mean
go and get your tiddyshot
xal just loves nailing wood is all
It was just itchy
So i got it i guess
Im more pissed it took from 8:20 to 10:25 to get a single fucking shot
Thag took less than a minute to do
Also not related; when the fuck are we gonna awkwardly bump into each other
yaoi?
no
also someone is selling a motobike near that empty ass place near the davita building down the street
👀
a harley-type
damn , stupid doc but at least you CYA
Yeah, cant do much about it though they are overworked a shitton
Make the cooling stronger this time
the city said I could dump raw sewage in the waterways*
yeah for real
tetanus shots are like impale protection
y would you not want that
removes toxic effectg
10 years
for 2 hours
seems like a good deal to me
not when the nurse misses the bandaid
and puts it 4 inches above your injection spot
😭
i didnt even notice for 20 mins because im built diff and it didnt even hurt until i got home to change my clothes
two types of people I will never understand
letting the cat on the counter
the dog on the bed
I might understand if it's a small dog
but even my cat sheds a ton of fucking hair that goes everywhere in the house
I let all 4 of my 60 pound dogs on the bed
They are my babies
and I have 2 cats but idgaf about them
revolting
I have a husky mutt and he sheds like hell but I don't think he's revolting
P!avatar @radiant torrent
P!avatar @high wing
All cat gif posters should be sentenced to 25 years in the gulag
welcome back , Alex The Degenerate
i think i saved this one from ryry a long time ago
20 person queue to my squad server 
saving this funny shit
"i cant clip i cant clip"
This shit gave me flashbacks to turbine
Idk why
Got an email that shoes I ordered are in production now bcs they don't hold surplus
Its a nice feeling
Another True Detective first season fan enjoyer, automatically best user
@glad carbon
The air was promised 3000 years ago
I KNOW WHATS ON THE IMAGE I HAVE EYES
Lightless eyes?
Subterranian neoplastis is inverted?
Type 13 head shape?
This is a mossad jannie sleeper agent manufactured to put flouride in your drinking water 
Hyperborea trained me to seek out signs of the antichrist
Your penis will be forcibly penectomied if you try to court her
May the great Jonh bodi smite me down if I am wrong
Blur what is your credit card number
Fine... no free money from the pocket of a Nigerian prince for you then
I hope your death is slow, painful and ruins your afternoon
what the fuck is this shit man

I believe people that create such videos probably got molested as a child
Probably
пососеш?
давай
I choose to believe they were to retain sympathy for them. The idea of someone running rampant making these things for the love of the game is a punishment to have in my head
busy is off his meds again
It’s almost definitely for the love of the game
I see nothing he has said that is untrue so far
has he said anything
"gonna suck?"
I don't know if this just a sralnya thing, or a russian chat thing
but they just use the word "suck" everywhere
not like busy ever hangs out in sralnya
hello mods I am being stalked
Idk it's 4am again man and I am looking to say stupid things on my phone right now for attention so I am not really paying attention to whats actually going on
so true friend
i'm in your rose bushes
look out the window
he doesn't like his people?
!пососи
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i wouldn't too
I don't have windows
you use linux?
you live in a fuckin gulag?
they keep me in a soft cell
russian housing is worse than I knew
he's in his weed farm hidden very nicely from the authorities
I knew Moscow and St. Petersburg are in the middle of a housing crisis that has been going on for over 100 years, but damn
Dry if you were given the choice between firebombing serbia and having to let a group of men take beltsanders to your extremities what would you pick
Ain't Weseli a serb
Actually that is too easy one of those is too enticing
Firebomb him 100%
Bulgarian I think
good choice
But you have the spirit
no serbian
Ok nvm may he burn
Weseli...
I imagine he smells of wet dog and smegma
destroying entire Serbia is a small price to kill off W for good
what has he done?
Serb
people have been talking about him a lot, considering the fact that he's been gone for a while
well because apperantly we've been bullying him in darkfart
he plays r6 and valorant
We were just on the topic of firebombing Serbians so his name came up
understandable
imagine every balkan that usually spams stupid shit here being fused into one
I forgot about darkfart
Hmm
I forgot why I left
?
yeah i forgot too
i think you never told anybody it
you hate everybody
I mean
I also hate everybody
but not enough to leave brainfart
once
twice
or three times
No I think it's because I saw the tiny penis of one of them and it gave me such a visceral reaction I left of the spot
Well yeah kinda
it was jeremiah probably
Well some of them was just because I was focusing on life and I get carried away on discord to easily
jeremy spoke iiiiin claaaaaass todaaaaay
you should focus on discord more
don't abondon your discordians gang
I would have joined darkfart again but I haven't felt like bothering falco about it
He probably doesn't care but I am too lazy
falco got nothing to do these days go ahead and send him some airplane porn
legalize black people
busy is cycling off his meds to maintain sensitivity
has alice disappeared again
yes
I do not know how I have outlived many of the people that have gotten removed from the server, brainfart feels like a fraction of it's size compared to the past
Someone needs to shoot that guy
yeah it feels like a ghost town
Like on god someone needs to kill him
People getting banned sucks but people just fading out is worse
Atleast with people getting banned it is funny
Osaka redeemed all of the yap in my eyes with the closing statement they made 
osaka made a statement?
@naive bison
Yeah
I want that shit to get pinned so bad
post MGE images
i kinda wanan send something but ill get me banned
directed towards xal
CRYING WONT ______ YOU madden gifferator

It was a wierd little resurgence that happened for a bit around when tree got unbanned and most people were talking for a little while
And alice was here for a day
Server would be better if it was ran by me
Delete french chat
Elect billy herrington as server mascot
Kill xalrider
and promote flop to XrayWizard or whatever
No I would kill him too
And use him as a martyr to stoke the people up enough to take their rage out on everyone I dislike
what was the verdict
death sentence? 
"transporting for prostitution"
denied bail
bruh
maybe he can get murdered in prison
hopefully
Nothing less than boiling alive or the minecraft sheepfucker would be a worthwhile punishment for him
but seeing as they haven't gotten Jared Fogel, I don't think the whole "murdering sex offenders" thing applies to celebrities
probably won't happen
Not unless the people make it happen
one can only hope
speaking of sex offenders...
give him the osaka
My uncle got osaka'd in prison a couple times
@slender rock I crontapped blackstar 4x 
Wait what
what kind of prison was it?
Prison prison
One with the prisons
And rape dwarfs
The prison with the prisons and rape dwarves
Yup an average prison in the united states prison system
...what
No wait or was is legislative
Yes, the legislative prison, with the rape dwarves.
Nothing correct happened there
What if you defeat them by consenting 
Yeah you get it

We are talking about the rape dwarves
The prison rape dwarves
Ghosts even
Phantoms..
Ghost Recon Phantoms?
Its like we can still feel their phantom... like a phantom pain..
i am in pain
context?
he felt 1% of the phantom pain the furry from vr chat felt
Me afrter I t ake a big shit
Ask your wife
yes but not on paper yet
if I found out my wife was a blackstar player, i'd divorce her
YET
TET to PEN because I realized I only needed 3 more taps for pity.
does she know?
Is this a real person blur
stalking women in the park is not a relationship, blur
but then I forgot to cron the first of the (intended) cron taps
so I had to redo TRI-TET
Or is it some girl that goes to a different school than us
@zeref
he got a mommy milf to himself
yes
And you aren't going to kill them and sell their organs right
need this as an emoji
bro
she asked me, for one
to stalk her in the park?
i think she asked him out
yeah sure, her personal stalker one and two ^ this
No she's the one stalking women in the park
my guy what is up with you and stalking people in parks
busy this is a safe space you don't have to pretend
I don’t think flop goes to parks
He’s scared of it
sounds like good for brainfart lore idfk
Can people just have hobbies man
ya'll making it up
you live in america they gon shoot your ugly hentai bastard mug for such conduct
What is your gf's gearscore 
ICC 10MAN NORMAL 6K+ GS ONLY ACHIV REQUIRED
good question because she been playing on my account so, I have to see
level like uh 45? already total char shit
5am on a thursday
LEVEL? Is she a timmy?!
context fucker
I never got as far as fighting like red nose fucker
i don't think so
the witchy role
nails and shit
"ContextFucker" would make a nice username
No Tuvala Timmy means she's still using Tuvala gear from seasonal (fast tracked) progression lol
the streets of brainfart are like that man
I'm not making the rules
but from the context I'm guessing you haven't been playing much and she's new to the game lol
also I'd argue spongebob feet clip is much worse
but I guess it's acceptable in France and shit
squidward toenail gif
You never updated me on my serbia idea for dragons dogamma i gave for you man

don't google "80 french men"
whatever you do
I won't, be assured
i have much worse spongebob content
Drop it
no
also did you guys know that spongebob's mom was an old overused sponge and not a cookie
some cdda shit?
dwarf fortress
Overused by who
...
I saw pulping and had a singular accociation in my head
don't even bother lmao
spongebob's dad
I forgot to reset the fucking app
it crashed the pc program too
😐
Grok reported unresponsive on his opinion of killing serbians, could his indecisiveness show his true political beliefs behind the seams? More at 6
how do you think we got spongebob
i am not sure
"BehindTheSeams"
I think I had her not make a season char
why can't I get another funny typo?
go to sleep before the frenchie promotes you to a darkfart resident
I am very tired man
Now she's short 4 inventory slots 
but it doesn't allow family share which is kinda ass
Before you make fun of me remember you are making fun of a independent black woman
Maids/Butlers 
That is wheelchair bound and autistic
what?
And lesbian
thank you for your service
Blurry hasn't played since beta or something 
Please give me your money
fat chance
You are strong and independent - take it
nope
Not all of us can be there when it begins
it is zoever for europeoids
loverslab clears nexus
GET OFF NEXUS
grok found listening to bosnian and albanian songs about killing serbs
loverslab was first anyways though
finally a reason for nexus to fall
how do you know 
honestly 90% of the games I play modded I play on steam which has a neat as fuck workshop anyway so eh
turbodriver's WW sims 4
🙂

what
judgemental stare
exactly

said the other sims 4 degen
you're hiding porn sims mods under the floorboards aren't you mister blur
whats gonna happen
look, when a sim burns down a house while a bunch of other sims are having a orgy is amusing
like
what I said, europeoids exclusively are fucked
implement the highly requested adult content filter 🤯
ANOTHER AMERICAN W
Let's see the C:\Users\Blurry\Documents\Electronic Arts\The Sims 4\Mods\
that already exists tho
Good, thank me later 
How do Russians get porn mods typically then? 
it's dogshit
you know you can disable it rihjt
dumbahhhh
it doesn't work half the time and blocks random mods
random mods that have nsfw enabled twin

usual rule of thumb is, if the cite is not blocked by russia itself, it's probably in such a grey area/don care bout you russian tribals zone that there's no issues at all
i want an auto flagger
ill be glad at least READY OR NOT WONT HAVE FUCKING TOPLESS CHARACTER SKINS
like bro
If I said that about her artem would hunt me down irl
im gonna dm you smth
hold on @hot python has a helper role, you're already a degenerate person as it is
didn't RoN start censoring shit
Gachi gaming
Chinese modders not adding an adult tag to their translation of a giant exposed tits armor mod
yeah
that's what happens when you can get people to like you
it's called having friends, xal
wouldnt that be kinda realistic?
nobody really liked osaka you nerds were just simps
Like you raid someone's house and they haven't even put a shirt on
game known for not holding back
starts censoring when console port comes
That is one of the requirements yeah
shush
I wish Osaka went to a military academy instead of clothing school 
That wasn't my point, retard
the evil witch has turned @narrow lotus into a dog
And I wouldn't call literally any of you friends
he, yes i will say he because women dont exist here was a camo nerd and thus sentenced to death
WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
damn BZ
get osaka'd retard
Latinas?
When will busy be fucking flayed alive
the scariest possibility is that it isn't bait
and xalrider is genuinely that fucking stupid and abrasive
BZ you cannot handle them
crying wont unosaka you
Kill yourself
Crying won't unosaka the thanksgiving turkey
anyways
In brainfart, assume genuine intent unless stated otherwise
im in the mood for warno but i had to uninstall it to fit my fuckass arma mods
one way to breezy yourself out
Excuse me what
like
breezy was so funny because he was such a slur


