🎪bruh-fart

[wraith osprey]

No
If it was made by Israelis it would be for gooning

[slender rock]

hehe

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/brainrot-edging-goon-never-never-goon-gif-13555818991647572888

[lean oak]

Israelis can goon on money

[pastel quartz]

This mechanical mossad demon veils itself under the mask of the righteous

[lean oak]

[hazy finch]

nah its a shade of purple

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735670248715583528/1146915548567969932/caption.gif

[pastel quartz]

Shut up white boy stop fucking with me

[lean oak]

Utopia

[pastel quartz]

I know it's red

[hazy finch]

i have a dream that one day the grey names will be cured of their aids epidemic

[shell venture]

no

[deep topaz]

I think it would be cool to collect one bill of currency from each country and have them in a display or something

[shell venture]

the grey are not our enemies

they are allies

the reds are the enemy

[pastel quartz]

I do not have aids I have hepatitis

[deep topaz]

Probably the most useful collection since it's still just money

Some places have cool cash

[slender rock]

bro

stop sharing needles

[tepid pebble]

requiescat in pace

shitpost from heaven my dude

[deep topaz]

Isn't hepatitis curable

[pastel quartz]

Drunkenly wandering into a Laotian brothel without condoms in your pocket is a risky game for risky players

[slender rock]

dad did it too so

well got hep c

so

:/

[pastel quartz]

Zomboid cdda on the newest patch has me feeling emotions I didn't know a game could make me feel

[slender rock]

CDDA?

[pastel quartz]

Named after the game cdda, just a challenge mode where you spawn in abysmal conditions

In b42 it was made worse and better since not starving was way harder but also zombie population was more forgiving

But one of the most recent patches decided to undo that and now everything is swarming again

[slender rock]

o

a dwarf fortress looky like thingy

game

thingy

stuff

[pastel quartz]

That's what the game cdda is, but I am talking about the challenge mode for project zomboid named after it

[deep topaz]

Chief beer of the parking lot

[hazy finch]

indians (american ones) require alchohol to speak with their ancestors souls this is and

[deep topaz]

Aren't Indians like allergic to alcohol

[hazy finch]

do lactose intollerant people not still find anyway possible to still eat a cheese pizza? would be no different here

[lean oak]

Daaamn

[lean oak]

I never realised I’m an indian

[lean oak]

I need an alcohol so I can speak with a car spirit

[lean oak]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-25617057

[pseudo robin]

I am chief liquor of the gambling addiction tribe

[idle veldt]

Oh boy

[lean oak]

I am chief Ban of Ceer of the drunked driving tribe

[pastel quartz]

I'm chief hawk of the tuah tribe

[wraith osprey]

I'm chief KilAgoon from the never beat tribe

Prettiest princesses

HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HAYA HOOOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HAYA HOOOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HAYA HOOOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HAYA HOOOYA

[pseudo robin]

HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HAYA HOOOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HAYA HOOOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HAYA HOOOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HAYA HOOOYA

[tepid pebble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08

[shell venture]

HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HAYA HOOOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HAYA HOOOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HAYA HOOOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HAYA HOOOYA

[hazy finch]

heyahoyafart

[visual stirrup]

oh god, another brazillian

we have enough of them in brainfart

[ruby minnow]

but compact is chinese

[tepid pebble]

CAMPEAO DE MUNDO

[visual stirrup]

how do you "go fuck yourself" in brazillianese?

[tepid pebble]

wait its youyou

[ruby minnow]

they speak chinese

just like them

chileans

and argentinians

[visual stirrup]

argentinians speak german, retard

[ruby minnow]

i literally asked a argentinian

and he spoke chinese

nah

y'all are wrong

they speak chinese

[tepid pebble]

vero

[ruby minnow]

argentinians speak chinese

[ruby minnow]

all of south america speak chinese as a matter of fact

[narrow sorrel]

I thought they all spoke Japanese while thinking they're speaking Chinese due to Dragon Ball

[ruby minnow]

nah they eat dogs too

[rocky geode]

i thought the dogs eat them

removed the embed pic cuz damn that goes a lil too hard

[visual stirrup]

"goes hard" is not how i'd describe gore

"this gore goes hard, feel free to screenshot"

"this gore has some serious aura"

[ruby minnow]

this guys head getting blown off has some serious rizz

[visual stirrup]

"this isis execution video is bussin"

[pastel quartz]

On foenem grave dis man gettin his face ripped off is some REAL SHIT man

Twin on EVERYBODIES SOUL BUT MINE this is hard asl

[rocky geode]

the NEWS ARTICLE embed goes HARD because it displays too much of a graphic image

which isnt really calld for in a thumbnail or preview

going hard isnt always good

[ruby minnow]

do you know what goes hard means

on the internet in the big 2025

you are not suppose to say that to a beheading video

[rocky geode]

like when that dog went hard on your mom and made her pregnant with you

[visual stirrup]

*cockroach

[rocky geode]

how about you go hard on my nuts then

how about that

[visual stirrup]

🔨

you asked, retard

[rocky geode]

im un asking

[ruby minnow]

i can't make a joke about fucking your mother unfortunately zoophilia is illegal

[rocky geode]

so your dad was a dog and my mom was a dog?

[dreamy flax]

Warned dertydan_ for: Don't post gore??
Warning: 1

[pastel quartz]

Twin I aint stutterin twin I'll get some discordians to uppin pole yo ass smoove off twin ts is fr not playin roun rn I am so srs on foenem

Fr fr

No cap

Or whatever

[ruby minnow]

kys

[pastel quartz]

Yeah

[rocky geode]

I deleted it because i didnt know it was going to have gore its a fuckn news article

[pastel quartz]

Good argument

[rocky geode]

but fine warn me

[ruby minnow]

a guy told me in a gc " vro ts icl pmo"

i told him the same thing

[idle veldt]

Icl pmo

[minor cypress]

Nahmean?

[ruby minnow]

i already forgot what it meant

[visual stirrup]

Sam, how'd you get into Schleppa's account?

[coarse bear]

Sometimes you open a voice support channel and they're being a little silly

[rocky geode]

its fine man warnings just mean ur based

[visual stirrup]

djeet?

[ruby minnow]

nah

warnings mean you were too much of a pussy to get muted

up your game

[rocky geode]

ok real

u first show me how its done

[ruby minnow]

ok what you need is a sensitive person

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/the-lion-king-simba-somebody-once-told-me-that-the-great-kings-of-the-past-are-up-there-watching-over-us-gif-27448496

[ruby minnow]

furry, trans whatever

then you start picking on them yeah?

[visual stirrup]

The shitposters of the past look down at us from those ban messages

[rocky geode]

so then just flop?

[ruby minnow]

they instantly rush to a mod

[pastel quartz]

Fr u jus nd 2 synau cuh I b js tired uh u talmbout sm stpid bs man we finna run a train on yo turkish ass twin

[ruby minnow]

nah flop just has a bit

[rocky geode]

weve been picking on him for ever

[ruby minnow]

you need to go to a for real one

[visual stirrup]

do something that would make delight or gtanil proud

[ruby minnow]

they'll go to a mod and cry about it instantly

you just gotta keep pushing it

you'll get muted

[rocky geode]

he wouldnt block me he's my wife

[ruby minnow]

do it a few times and then you're considered the public enemy number 1 by the weird people

[rocky geode]

hes my legal property through marriage

[ruby minnow]

and then you get banned

[tepid pebble]

SOME BODY

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/apologize-im-sorry-boondocks-ruckus-outburst-gif-10886322

[ruby minnow]

but you can just spam slurs if you're not funny

[rocky geode]

1000IQ

[ruby minnow]

well breezy really liked talking about boring topics

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/mod-purge-discord-mods-i-hate-this-server-moderation-team-mods-gif-25676559

[ruby minnow]

so what can i say

[minor cypress]

Alexa play little dark age

[coarse bear]

Hush, kitten

[pseudo robin]

🫡 do not question the regime

[shell venture]

what did i miss

[ruby minnow]

there were big titty goth bitches

you just missed your chance with them

[pastel quartz]

I say we put delight as our supreme leader and then mao zedong all the moderation team like they are landlords

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/tense-table-smash-mad-gif-13656077

[pseudo robin]

real and maopilled

[fallow trellis]

sex

[tepid pebble]

posting gore

[pastel quartz]

Then we put everyone with a purple name into woodchippers until the gamma bourgeois has been thoroughly eradicated

Most of the blues too

[tepid pebble]

you learn how to type bourgeousie first

[idle veldt]

Finland he cooked you

[fallow trellis]

Finlands a fake novice

blue name

[ruby minnow]

he's turkish he can't cook

[tepid pebble]

cook ? lmao we have kebab

[fallow trellis]

politician behavior

[pastel quartz]

It is 3 am and I am not going to power through whatever autocorrect set it to for a pedantic homo

[ruby minnow]

its 11 am

[tepid pebble]

yep, its 11:00

[shell venture]

9

[pastel quartz]

You knew what it meant suck my dick maen

[fallow trellis]

burgerJs

[pastel quartz]

Oh my god it's actually 4 am I am cooked

[idle veldt]

East coast LMAO

[fallow trellis]

bro dont sleep anymore

[ruby minnow]

yeah you're cooked

hopefully you don't have work

[tepid pebble]

ameriburger posing as finland ?

[pastel quartz]

Always

[ruby minnow]

i am true finnish

[rocky geode]

https://emacstactical.com/exotic-ammunition/12-gauge/3x-shell-packs/

god bless america

[pseudo robin]

He lives in Berlin?

[pastel quartz]

I have never pretended to actually be finnish its just a silly username that someone gave me

[ruby minnow]

i was made a finnish person by bruno

[pastel quartz]

Real finns are actually brown

[ruby minnow]

because i shot people with a stock mosin in tarkov from 200 meters

ironsights

[pseudo robin]

Kino

[rocky geode]

Once this leaves your barrel, you will have a long trailing fireball burning at over 3,000deg. Upon hitting your target, the fireball will explode. Please use with EXTREME caution

i mean thats a pretty erotic description

[tepid pebble]

disgustaang

[pseudo robin]

When someone breaks into your house and you hit them with the fireball casting shotgun

[pastel quartz]

Bosnia simulator

[tepid pebble]

be a man and cast fist

[rocky geode]

u cast fist and ill cast 12 gauge fireball

lets see who wins

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade @placid sail

[tepid pebble]

i wonder why you type "gauge" and read it "geyge"

[narrow lotus]

romanian engineering strikes again

they updated the map

[rocky geode]

homosexual fireball burns even hotter bro

[tepid pebble]

BAZINGA

[rocky geode]

u can wait for bus or get on bus, not both

[tepid pebble]

truly a work of engineering

[idle portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/435137376931807266/1389874408260374548/9a967deec999f07b663970c89f6edd2d_499082_1750846997.mp4?ex=686634e9&is=6864e369&hm=845fc50f6994f1e82d1fc8515a80e617a742fb37bf78adeb71677dadcc85ebca&

[shell venture]

my tip is weeping 🥀

[feral kiln]

lol

[narrow sorrel]

tbf

What if they just exiled us citizens for JD vance memes

[trim bear]

Just passing by, doing my duty:

Sign this ➡️ https://www.stopkillinggames.com/

[narrow sorrel]

no,
Kill games,
Never buy live service games again.

JD Wazowski

https://tenor.com/view/wazowski-mike-mike-sulivan-meme-monster-inc-gif-19634164

[narrow sorrel]

greenvance

[placid sail]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbG14d2h1eTdiY3AzbnJuaWJjYjJpdGF0NHR4cmNqNGs5eDRkdzN3ciZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/rl83xsC6FeO7mY7a5Q/giphy.gif

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus @placid sail

glory to Bulgaria

[placid sail]

yeah I'm rather climbing the outer wall, thanks

[slender rock]

yawn wickedwims and Nisa's mods

Dm's

also there's basemental drugs and stuff

so sims can cook..

breaking bad but it's in sims 4

[minor cypress]

There is another

[minor cypress]

Time to wait 3 eons for CE to update again

[placid sail]

you probably play with dub's hygiene too

[stone blade]

me

[shell venture]

indeed

[minor cypress]

Check out Moody, i can't live without that mod

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=826998327

Its a collapsible mood/thought/health/skills overlay

Great for tracking whats wrong in the colony at a glance or who is doing what

[placid sail]

too much UI

I prefer the color-coded mood at the top

[minor cypress]

Winter coming and need to know who has good clothes? Ez

Its resizable and collapsible

[placid sail]

ohh, so it's a toggle for different stats

[minor cypress]

Yeah

[placid sail]

I had a similar mod, it added a button on the bottom tab instead where you could have made a fucking excel sheet with fully customizeable stats list to show

[minor cypress]

Yeah, stats tab. Love that one

[placid sail]

I usually had colonists' move speed and infection/bleeding status on it

oh also trade prices bonus

[minor cypress]

Yep, this has a tracker for health status as well. Plus filters for what is critical vs ignorable.

Exactly. It'll also group mood debuffs and totals so you can see what colonists are collectively bitching about

[placid sail]

speaking of large colonies

I remember a mod that added a management tab and tables that allowed you to fully automate some of the resources' production

it was kinda neat

[naive bison]

i see this fucking quest name and i start giggling because it reminds me of something

[placid sail]

you put an order on the tab for making 500 wood and 400 berries and the bastards will manage the rest themselves

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPMbm3F6pvU

[minor cypress]

Yeah, colony manager!

[placid sail]

I never had the need for the mod, but the concept was pretty fun

[hazy finch]

south australia (where i live) has made all donations to political parties illegal

[minor cypress]

I don't know if its been updated recently

[placid sail]

corruption drops to 0%! peace in our time!

[minor cypress]

But its nice being able to want X amount of meat/wood and keep a stockpile automatically

[placid sail]

but my most favorite rim mod of all times was genetic rim

I think it's called vanilla genetic expanded now or something

[hazy finch]

i wish i did not live in a country that is basically the political testing grounds for every retarded idea that exists

[placid sail]

making disgusting freaks of nature and weaponizing them is fun

tiny ass cat with human face to give existential dread to my pawns

[minor cypress]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3310027356

[placid sail]

isn't it very fitting though? your ecosystem is a testing ground for any stray specimen that ends up in it, too

[minor cypress]

Ah its been updated

[minor cypress]

Deploy the tortise catgirl army

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @stone blade bulgarian chemists at work

[placid sail]

I think there was a boomalope/human hybrid that was some flying balloon abomination that shitted with IEDs

you know what, fuck it, I'll look for that mod again

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cut-it-out-dude-gif-7309611

[storm stream]

ok

[naive bison]

i saw it but dont post it

every accusation is a confession for those people @storm stream

i recognized that guy when i saw the tweet at emiru

what a freak

[placid sail]

awww you bitch

not ready for unstable, sigh

[storm stream]

wait, wdym "recognised"??

[naive bison]

as in saw that tweet and remembered it and then saw the video you posted and was reminded of the tweet

cause it was there at the end

i saw like a massive collection of the unhinged tweets at emiru

and that guy was one of them

[hazy finch]

ok ive done a bit more digging and the "no donations at all" is just clickbait for news companies

[shell venture]

what was deleted

[naive bison]

uuh twitch drama video

politic

[storm stream]

ok

[naive bison]

[shell venture]

[naive bison]

prolly best to stay safe idk

[shell venture]

who made it so i can look it up

[naive bison]

i can dm it

[shell venture]

ok

[naive bison]

tangentially related to it yes

a hasan mod who tweeted unhinged shit at emiru turned out to be a complete freak

[shell venture]

if he wasn't a pedo i would say based ironically

[placid sail]

I just love that shit

[naive bison]

bro come on

[placid sail]

it's a fucking cat with human ears

[shell venture]

[naive bison]

the thing about supporting the Rodriguez guy is fucking mental

[shell venture]

thrumcat ?

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-pee-funny-cat-gif-436236211739437212

my boomalope cat hybrid releasing a stream of chemfuel

[minor cypress]

As if the rim couldn't be made any worse

[shell venture]

wait you can mix animals now

[naive bison]

mod

i think?

[shell venture]

[naive bison]

i havent heard anything about the new dlc

[shell venture]

me too

honestly only dlc i touched was ideology

[minor cypress]

Tldr? I don't keep up with streamer beef

[shell venture]

didn't even fuck too much with royalty

[shell venture]

weird twitch moderator

47 man making weird porn and saying some stuff

[placid sail]

it even has its own endgame with creating an artificial technobiological monstrosity that can vaporize the entire continent on a whim

[shell venture]

the weird porn is more important than the politic slop

[placid sail]

the fleshlight of doom

[naive bison]

wuh

[shell venture]

wym wuh

dude being a pedo is more important

[naive bison]

oh

i didnt see the previous message

[naive bison]

i think it's a confluence of things

as i said, every accusation is a confession

[minor cypress]

Oh wait i've got this in my modlist, just never gotten around to using it

[placid sail]

lost in the mods' sauce

[minor cypress]

Lightly modded

[placid sail]

broski doesn't know what's the vanilla rimworld anymore

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/sand-cat-tolfy-kitty-cat-love-gif-21838424

[minor cypress]

I swear 80% of it is QoL + biomes

Then combat extended + guns and way too much Vanilla expanded

[placid sail]

you... you haven't tacticooled your rimworld, have you, mr zoro?

[shell venture]

i only lightly modded rimworld

like qol like storage and wall lights

[minor cypress]

Lightly

[shell venture]

i never finished a rimworld run

i always don't know how to progress and get stuck in the midgame

[placid sail]

I think I have like 500 hours and never got an ending

[minor cypress]

I have 2 times, i just don't fully enjoy "winning"

[placid sail]

I always get lost in the sauce and die to my own antics or get bored

[minor cypress]

I'm there to see the rise and fall of my goofy dudes

I think with the dlc, i'm gonna hard focus on being entirely nomadic

No more mega base, just setting up camp and roaming around

[upper gulch]

just research and then build what you research pretty much

thats why it gets boring to me after while

[shell venture]

yea but research is boring

[placid sail]

with the dlc, your mega base IS roaming

[upper gulch]

yea it is thats why the game gets boring

you can do side stuff i guess to make it more fun

[placid sail]

you can leave on a built ship across the world without a single research

you'll just have to travel very long and then protect it

[upper gulch]

no one is doing thaat

having a specific situation where you can do some weird obscure thing isnt a suggestion for completing a game

[minor cypress]

You really have to set your own goals. Early game that is easy to do because you're surviving. Mid/late game is all about thriving.

[upper gulch]

the main path for leaving is to research for it and the game gets boring from that

[shell venture]

idk how to thrive

im built to suffer

and endure

[minor cypress]

[minor cypress]

Biomech upgrades, writing libraries, stockpiling food and trading goods are a nice start.

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/gumbus-gubus-gumbusandgracie-yawning-cat-gif-14168074115097722602

[minor cypress]

Or building mechs and bullying those annoying tribals.

[broken pebble]

me rn

[upper gulch]

all of us are gumbus

[modest oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/йокелемене-men-in-black-light-sunglasses-gif-15516530

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1389913153319735398/bunny_cage_just_doesnt_work_dont_work_goes_right_through_rabbit.mov?ex=686658ff&is=6865077f&hm=5ebd78c9b9aa0f784c3fd8c1215a4c8fc54cdd7b2d050bb7c98e1348e3e3a3b1&

[naive bison]

writing yall downhttps://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1389912464820539554/image-4.png?ex=6866585a&is=686506da&hm=5995cfd176ee7a5adb6e61d2f59ef31096cd2705c54f9b0077598a72b848f4dc&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=812&height=686

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1350122574952140822/1389878488437362801/RDT_20250701_062528.mp4?ex=686638b6&is=6864e736&hm=7a277ae2c9211ffb42ea7887b6cf61b67fdc2dc1bf55f11afea5c712d4b6b30b&

[naive bison]

i love cats with short legs

very cute

[quartz ridge]

I need an actual job now that im unemployed bro

Im helping renovate a realtive’s rental

And like its so shittybro

I stepped on a fuckass nail and now i want to go back to my wagie job

[naive bison]

bro go to a hospital

you're gonna die from sepsis

tetanus incoming

[quartz ridge]

Its been 5 days im fine

[naive bison]

he stepped on a dirty nail and waited 5 days

[quartz ridge]

Ion care anymore atp bro

[naive bison]

every time i see this guy's art

all the lore about him floods my mind

[quartz ridge]

Wdym

[naive bison]

oh jesus christ

he doesnt know

keep it that way brotherr

[quartz ridge]

No tell me

Pretty please with a Iedy ontop

[naive bison]

tl;dr this guy was terminally online, literally couldn't stop using twitter, has a fart fetish and plenty other things
deactivated and reactivated his twitter unironically like 20 times

just basically very mentally ill

[deep topaz]

Average Twitter user

[hot python]

A case of the brainfarts

[minor cypress]

You mean tetanus?

[naive bison]

i said that too idk

what is sepsis and how is it different

is sepsis from like

literal shit

[deep topaz]

I think sepsis is blood infection

[minor cypress]

Body has infection, overreacts, freaks out and shuts down or turns on itself.

[pseudo robin]

Infection spreads from the blood to organs

then organ failure

I’m pretty sure

[minor cypress]

Its more like you're fighting an infection, roll for immune response, and get a 1.

[pseudo robin]

[placid sail]

immune system is pretty much cops

shoot first, then shoot again, continue shooting, maybe ask questions later, maybe

[river zealot]

I mean

It is right most of the times

[placid sail]

if I recall correctly, a lot of bad symptoms and long-lasting problems from covid are not even from the virus itself but from the immune system going balls to wall against it

[river zealot]

Why the fuck is canned coffe so expensive

[hot python]

And it takes bribes from certain parts of the body to stay out

It all adds up

[heady crow]

Luxury product . Usually people who drink those really dont care about the price

Energy drinks are the drink of the people ✊

[minor cypress]

It could always get worse

[hot python]

Easy t' Take® Caffeine

[narrow lotus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1195533409309708419/1292610131736924251/evil_singer.gif

covid and diabetes after beating the immune system

[placid sail]

diabetes is a really shitty companion to battle any infection, especially covid

[narrow lotus]

Yes, sadly my grandpa succumbed to it

He had Alzheimers , diabetes then he got covid and that was it

[placid sail]

oh god

yeah, old, male, alz, diabetes, that would do it

[narrow lotus]

it also sucked that i had to facetime grandma on facebook for the funeral , because she was still in quarantine

[shell venture]

i couldn't even go to my grandma funeral

[undone wave]

Diabetes was part of what got my mom at 37.

[shell venture]

only my mom and her sisters / brothers

[quartz ridge]

The part where it penned itches

Is that bad chat

[narrow lotus]

damn man im sorry to hear that , so young , jesus

[shell venture]

damn

[lapis zinc]

Cafe bustello is usually not expensive at stores and I recommend it

[undone wave]

One of her meds interacted poorly with alcohol and it destroyed her liver.

[quartz ridge]

Also wtf are the symptoms

[naive bison]

"jet" is british slang for cum btw

so naming it "jet alert" is quite humorous

[shell venture]

ofc you know that

[river zealot]

You know whats the british slang for cigarrete?

[naive bison]

your mother told me when i was laying down nuclear pipe

[shell venture]

cum connoisseur

my mom isn't british

[naive bison]

she told me to make sure i announce a jet alert

before unloading

[shell venture]

you like british cum

[shell venture]

xalrider

[river zealot]

Truthnuke

[minor cypress]

Go to urgent care, have them check it out.

[river zealot]

Infection/inflammation probably

Go to doc

[quartz ridge]

Ill go tommrow morning man

[undone wave]

Car accident

[naive bison]

THIS MAN IS ALREADY DEAD
HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW IT YET

[narrow lotus]

[rocky geode]

non habit forming LMFAO

yeah fuckin right

[rocky geode]

ive quit plenty of substances but trying to quit caffeine was impossible

[heady crow]

Why would anyone even quit caffeine

[rocky geode]

kidney stones for one thing

[primal rapids]

I'm pretty sure if I stopped drinking coffee every morning I would just keel over.

[rocky geode]

i tried to quit and i basically almost did

i thought i had limes disease

the symptoms were the same

the amount of caffeine i take? only way youre asleep on it is if youre fkn dead

[narrow lotus]

[rocky geode]

few weekends ago i hit 700mg in a day

had to walk it back a bit

[heady crow]

Depends on the person

[rocky geode]

plus Adderall

[heady crow]

Yeah thats a bit rough, ive been there though

360mg is a nice middle ground for me

[rocky geode]

hey i still had 300mg to go before overdose

[heady crow]

I mean its not too much if spread out during the day

[rocky geode]

plenty of wiggle room

i work 12 hour night shifts mf what do you think

[heady crow]

I can blame my addiction on my service and my shifts being fucked up

Wow look at this guy enjoying stimulants in moderation

[naive bison]

every attempt of zuckerberg to seem human somehow fails lmao

[heady crow]

When he had a beard i was starting to believe

Prolly cause he looked like that one rapper

[narrow lotus]

i think you should do pushups

[narrow lotus]

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/what-lil-dicky-youtube-dear-earth-huh-gif-23560554

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/stay-hard-gif-26958197

[minor cypress]

Meanwhile my best naps are on adderall. Seriously gourmet naps

[heady crow]

Can i try some?

[minor cypress]

ask doc

[arctic pawn]

there's a live action of this shit

[minor cypress]

Nope. Its not real, it cant hurt me

[clever basalt]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xmT_feSw2Ck

[minor cypress]

The struggle of taking stims, and the best your brain can do is feel quiet and wanna nap.

[arctic pawn]

[minor cypress]

[arctic pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1190230904107434035/1192752235969532014/iUYaqZmz.gif

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus hop on tarkov bbg

[rocky geode]

people who do dont want to do an Adderall while were drinking

i just offered you free drugs whats wrong with u

[deep topaz]

Is discord still banned in Russia

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789126354338709516/1389931214047150130/IMG_20250702_153010.jpg?ex=686669d1&is=68651851&hm=9cf035bf3c8b428b34f768a05a7d3eebf73697c8f79d1b47032b8962d08465cd&=&format=webp&width=522&height=790

[arctic pawn]

its possible

[naive bison]

yes

[rocky geode]

xal still here

so no

[arctic pawn]

can easily go around this with vpn

is vpn illegal in russia?

[minor cypress]

When the 11th hour of the shift hits and you're staring at the morning shift like

[rocky geode]

is the big gae legal in russia

[arctic pawn]

what is bae

bae be dont hurt me

[clever basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-dont-hurt-me-gif-16383107691896714831

[arctic pawn]

its literally a kids show isnt it

if it is adult content is super weird

cuz it doesnt have blood

but it has hot women in leather dress...

im confused

[naive bison]

what?

[arctic pawn]

they think youre RU

[naive bison]

idk about illegal but they do block em

[narrow lotus]

[naive bison]

but i am

[arctic pawn]

ok then

[heady crow]

Hes a khazakh larping as a russian

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/ethosaur-dead-space-waddle-walk-isaac-clarke-gif-27624295

[naive bison]

i think that's called being mixed

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/borat-great-success-gif-26450399

[naive bison]

[minor cypress]

Cells at work? I wouldn't consider it strictly a kids show. One of the spinoffs has a dudes body fighting gonorrhea

[heady crow]

[naive bison]

?

[arctic pawn]

[minor cypress]

I'm just usually opposed to live action spinoffs of good shows

[arctic pawn]

this live action is extra bad

[heady crow]

Im just usually opposed to live action spinoffs

[arctic pawn]

and it totally looks like a kid's show

100%

no blood, no cursing, very lame acrobatics

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/borat-borat-gypsy-give-me-your-tears-gypsy-gif-3555833741769900215

[arctic pawn]

japanese ppl cant do no live action

it always come up super weird and gae

except for one live action of death note

although the 3d of the shinigamis are extra lame

[frail scaffold]

https://d.fxtwitter.com/LocalBateman/status/1940214087020884265?t=mZJoMk84phatgvhF31NjSw&s=19

[minor cypress]

Gross. The anime version is really good, and surprisingly accurate.

[arctic pawn]

indeed

[minor cypress]

Wife used it to study for some nursing exams, it helped her remember shit

[arctic pawn]

damn

at least its useful

[minor cypress]

[narrow lotus]

[river zealot]

@naive bison hop on interchange

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1287351320373629021.gif?size=160&name=hungwumpus

maybe later

[narrow lotus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1195533409309708419/1292610131736924251/evil_singer.gif

[naive bison]

i'd rather dangle off the lighthouse island

than play tarkov rn

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/killa-tarkov-tarkov-nikita-buyanov-escape-from-tarkov-gif-17541939880722127423

Killa doing the duckass in the hideout instead of spawning in my raid

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1339295704698589194/fuelass.gif

airwingmarine going out to fucking grill while tarkov is literally imploding after the hardcore wipe announcement is so fucking funny btw @narrow lotus @river zealot

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/XkP7XNb36j.jpg

[fallow trellis]

clankers on point today ☕ 🚬

[naive bison]

what does this mean

[wraith osprey]

bro failed the captcha

[naive bison]

oh im stupid

[frail scaffold]

https://stupidpenisx.com/Fredward3948576/status/1940186614791020888

the heart (@Fredward3948576)

moseying on over

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jul 1, 2025, 11:11 PM

[naive bison]

its in relation to the ai quote

[naive bison]

bro built like a silt strider

[frail scaffold]

https://youtube.com/shorts/C9CESfLvkO0?si=k38-AcWb-syT5ZVt

[wraith osprey]

bro dropped 2 nukes 😔

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-pitalonzo-lebron-lebron-jerk-lebron-james-lebron-alexiafreniere-gif-20105709

[naive bison]

bro chill

[naive bison]

the second sound is iconic

imagine how fucking LOUD it is

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/never-goon-never-goon-war-minions-at-war-gif-12031462183930278868

[naive bison]

to the silt strider driver

[frail scaffold]

UWWWAAA UWWAAAA UWAAAAA

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/never-goon-goon-minion-gif-7095671586573016833

[frail scaffold]

maybe in 20 years we'll get another elder scrolls game not set in fantasy lotr land again

[fallow trellis]

in 20 years well get skyrim, playable in your moms vibrator

[unborn geode]

made by AI that produces porn to goon on

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-fuck-has-this-server-become-this-server-sucks-this-server-is-ass-man-drinking-chocolate-milk-and-smiling-drinking-and-smiling-meme-gif-10129866442801487556

[pale ingot]

sex penis

[frail scaffold]

https://d.fxtwitter.com/NoContextCrap/status/1940148403553673674?t=3jOejtlY1MwT32mVEwVu1A&s=19

[pale ingot]

anyway

https://fxtwitter.com/ShitpostRock/status/1939861513558503545

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[frail scaffold]

i know they literally dont post memes

its annoying

[somber warren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/822466382461272074/1319820495172014150/rapidsave.com_thynzpsbm28e1.gif

[unborn geode]

and if they are unfunny, because of stalker

[deep topaz]

thor be like

telling game dev studios to have an offline mode is going to ruin videogames

[eager igloo]

Update, they found him, shot himself

[placid sail]

thank you myshinka very cool

[eager igloo]

Ur welcome

[frail scaffold]

hii

[frail scaffold]

i wouldnt be surprised if he actually said this

[deep topaz]

that's basically exactly what he's saying

what other rebuttal could you possibly have to giving online games a singleplayer

or an offline mode

[pseudo robin]

[pale ingot]

pirate software try not to be a total stuck up jackass challenge

[placid sail]

my personal life experience says every time that people with rare and exotic names always turn out to be assholes or weirdos

and mf named him Thor

[pseudo robin]

Imagine naming your child Thor

Lmfao

[deep topaz]

its not his real name

[pale ingot]

he misinterpreted the point of the stopkillinggames campaign and now he's quadrupled down on his wrong opinion

[placid sail]

if I ever have a son somehow I name him Sergey, the most basic bitch ass name in Russia, just so it won't get in his head and he'll be free to forge his own destiny

[primal rapids]

At least you didn’t name your kid Dovahkiin

[placid sail]

if that is a real case I pity the child

[pseudo robin]

Is the whole point of it to make devs keep games on life support and never turn off servers ??

[deep topaz]

you laugh but that guy definitely got 12 free copies of skyrim

[deep topaz]

give players an option to run the servers locally

[placid sail]

pff oh please

[primal rapids]

“Listen, we NEED the game to be online only even if you never interact with other players. How else are we supposed to collect and sell your data?”

[placid sail]

hey buddy, it's me, Todd Howard. Cool name! Also that would be 69,99$ for this skyrim copy

[deep topaz]

I thought that was the whole reason for naming your kid that

[narrow lotus]

it is because Bethesda promised the parents that if they named their child Dovahkiin they would recieve lifetime free games from them

[deep topaz]

you get free Bethesda games or something

[pseudo robin]

It just works

[placid sail]

I'd rather name my son after a local doner place for a lifetime of free doners rather than get Bethesda's "games" for free

[deep topaz]

that's a much better investment

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946721308148920371/1389852095175458919/a0eEXrO_700bwp.webp?ex=68662021&is=6864cea1&hm=389e5d6310e2314a4a05997db599f9465d72993ef7fb1f895be9877ff8115c0b&

[deep topaz]

you need doner to live

[pseudo robin]

Imagine cursing your child for receiving fallout 76 and Starfield

[placid sail]

you're bullied your entire childhood for your stupid name AND you have to play fallout 76 and starfield

just douse yourself in gas and strike the match at this point

[wraith osprey]

skinwalker

no shadow

[deep topaz]

at least you can sell the free games you get

[pseudo robin]

You vill consume the starslop

[deep topaz]

who would ever pay this much for a dog

especially a poo choon

[placid sail]

oh you've no clue

[pseudo robin]

People pay a lot of purebreds

[deep topaz]

I understand why they do

but why

what is so important

or worth it

[placid sail]

designer breed with particular qualities

• street cred among the similar weirdos

[pseudo robin]

If my red heeler wasn’t spayed I could sell her puppies for heaps

[deep topaz]

put the coochie back in

[pseudo robin]

@drifting mantle uses discord on the computer of the man he consumed

[river zealot]

https://fxtwitter.com/ShitpostRock/status/1939861513558503545

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[pseudo robin]

[placid sail]

it's ironic how all those noble breeds have numerous health issues because of the all selection inbreeding, and then there's Stupid Fuck, a hood mutt whose breed is a mystery to science, and who's going to outlive even some people in there

[deep topaz]

genetic purity is desired in dogs, but really hated when you apply it to humans for some reason

[placid sail]

genetic purity is nothing good aside from making good-looking pets

thin genome spells issues and problems

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[placid sail]

and humans did try to reach the genetic purity

and that's how those funny-looking guys appeared

what's that dynasty again?

[deep topaz]

I love having my "pure bred" dog have exploding hip disorder that will make him randomly combust when he reaches 7 years old

[placid sail]

with funny chins

[pseudo robin]

Hapsburgs

[placid sail]

ye

[pseudo robin]

They inbred to keep power and wealth inside the family though

Not to create some master race

[placid sail]

well yes, but the point is, it didn't really bring them any good genome-wise

and looks-wise

[deep topaz]

I guess they never thought of just, not giving any money to people outside the family

[pseudo robin]

I’m pretty sure towards the end of it a lot of them were borderline retarded too

[deep topaz]

don't gotta bone your siblings to achieve that

borderline is generous

[pseudo robin]

Yeah marrying your sister to keep power in the family is crazy work

Tfw your breeding program creates ugly retards and not the master race

[placid sail]

diversity is king, isolation is death, rule of thumb of nature

it's why every species have some kinky way of really mixing it up and that's why island biomes and Australia in particular is a glass house that shatters from every fart

[whole ibex]

Not true actually most of them were fine and even today austrian nobility that had connections with the habsurgs are fine
It was some specific ones that had it bad but it wasnt all of them

Its a misconception

[placid sail]

if you wanna have healthy dynasty, brainfart

interracial sex

lots of it

get to it

[whole ibex]

If you want to keep all your holds and keep your whole family in almost every euro nation more like

Dumbasses still lost it all tho

[placid sail]

being everyone's cousin is not enough, you gotta actually be the top dog as well

[whole ibex]

Trve

Make it so your son is at the same time your uncle

[placid sail]

you just want to shag your relatives don't you

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/calm-down-and-look-gif-22042415

[rocky geode]

variety is the spice of life

[river zealot]

that would be flop

[rocky geode]

my one gf is philipino/korean

other one is WHite/black

we race mixing boys (i dont want kids LOL)

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-hankshrader-realization-smh-gif-26343260

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/oceanmam-barber-lip-bite-gif-8052459839889670503

[placid sail]

I mean europeans is a decent bargain, they're all tossing with each other

[narrow lotus]

@ivory shoal

wait thats the wrong Killa

@river zealot

[river zealot]

What

Oh

[placid sail]

oh no

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/gog-alien-dog-chihuahua-alien-dog-gif-9793012159769475839

[placid sail]

"In terms of innate genetic diversity, it would be The Democratic Republic of the Congo.

The African continent has the most genetic diversity of any region on the planet since human populations went through several major bottlenecks, thus limiting genetic diversity at several different points, as they migrated out of Africa and into different regions.

Thus, if you measure true genetic diversity, any large country in Africa (such as the Democratic Republic of the Congo) will have vastly more genetic diversity than any country outside of Africa.

The DRC has a combination of genes from West African Bantus, East Africans, and Central African forager populations, thus making it a melting pot for true genetic diversity.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_genetic_variation"

all this time... the queens of spades were winning...

japenese are probably among the most isolationist ones if not the most

nah fuck that man

diversity is cool and all

but japan milkers

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/asian-hot-korean-beautiful-motor-model-gif-18450011

[coarse bear]

Thought that said deported from Germany

[broken sand]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1141739061158096926/1389634550967177297/IMG_2497.jpg?ex=6865fe47&is=6864acc7&hm=9b2e0bbcebbd18c92e51e1493b5902f6a8a51d2534cfb68b563b89701181b316&

[broken sand]

[placid sail]

there is a catch though

east asians love their plastic surgeries

so don't get mad if your human-robot offspring looks like a potato

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus tarkov or Japanese mommy milkers

[placid sail]

it's cruel of you to present this so as if he has a choice

[narrow lotus]

japanese mommy milker Killa

Ubegayo ubegayo

[river zealot]

[river zealot]

Name?

[shell venture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929807268994744340/999976842503127050/E09C45F1-D8BB-4B1A-817E-F68EDC54B99E.gif

[narrow lotus]

maryydixon

[river zealot]

[shell venture]

not goon worthy

[heady crow]

Those milkers could never exist under communism

[placid sail]

let's make it more interesting

[placid sail]

you get to have a japanese big milkers gf, but you have to absolutely, for certain give up tarkov, and there's no cheeky way around it. would you?

[shell venture]

deal

no more tarkov for iedy and i get the gf

[heady crow]

I would give up tarkov for nothing

[shell venture]

it's a win all around

[narrow lotus]

i mean like any respectable cosplayer she has an OF

[placid sail]

didn't ask you yakub but okay

[narrow lotus]

Yeah i guess

[shell venture]

it's a public server retard

i answered first

[heady crow]

Ill see you there

[placid sail]

the power of japanese titties can break the curse

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-boobs-gif-25874750

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1250941579645161476/1376297415879168030/ezgif-8d475822ffd635.gif

[placid sail]

well I guess all that's left is a big milkers japanese girl who would not instantly puke from the sight of Romania or iedy and the deal's done

[primal rapids]

Considering the closest I’ve come to playing Tarkov is GAMMA, that’s basically a free Japanese mommy milkers GF

[placid sail]

is that a fucking vape

[placid sail]

the youth is so cooked

predated upon like a little boy in a catholic church

[deep topaz]

Tarkov is GAMMA but Monolith spawns in Cordon and there is a death squad rapidly approaching your location and will kill you in a maximum of 2 minutes

[shell venture]

what a shitty cosplay but i'll take it

[heady crow]

Its the penjamin

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789126354338709516/1389951772021358622/RDT_20250702_1451563242151496246934738.jpg?ex=68667cf6&is=68652b76&hm=de0dc056476ccf2068394e0c8351fbd096b214c3f07d0b30baa871bc06ea5f3d&=&format=webp&width=566&height=789

[placid sail]

saying that like it's something that doesn't need any explanation

[narrow lotus]

@winged chasm

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789126354338709516/1389952072279003296/RDT_20250702_1452493942077640785136187.jpg?ex=68667d3e&is=68652bbe&hm=52b2918c0ff29cacefbb97a997e7d1238a70fcff8dcb5f90f665b89f76d942ef&=&format=webp

[narrow lotus]

i guess it's time to break the law in Germany

[shell venture]

glory to uhhhhh

[placid sail]

yoyou's requirements for a gf:

• female (optional)

[shell venture]

no

booba

[narrow lotus]

just say u like big erect cocks man

[narrow lotus]

you wouldnt be first on this server anyway

[shell venture]

no that would be @naive bison

[river zealot]

of course iedy thinks about big erect cocks

[shell venture]

i wish we could edit pings like hyperlinks

[wraith osprey]

bunch of goons in the chat today

[placid sail]

today?

[narrow lotus]

join the military man

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/glow-in-the-dark-stick-man-glowing-walk-walking-gif-17406626

[wraith osprey]

die for

[heady crow]

Dont fall for the psyop

[quaint ore]

He has better motivations like being able to kill the retards constantly bombing his home

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/scam-call-angry-at-a-call-templeos-terry-a-davis-terry-davis-gif-6591514414630370865

[naive bison]

stop posting attractive women in my political discussions channel

[river zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBKYI3-3lMg

[naive bison]

factory 3 days into wipe (everyone has glocks)

[placid sail]

imagine that in the distant future some countries like Romania get to create a legion of genetically altered docile and cute trad wives and get to play the card "serve in the army and get a free wife from the government " and iedy and his peers be like "welp time to farm killa irl"

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1387045348681187358/Fed.mp4?ex=68667625&is=686524a5&hm=c024ea1bcf548eaf156d2aaca6cd3cffcb80005bfb3426be5a967fe09893f2ea&

Yo, wsg ted

[narrow lotus]

yes but if he goons he is hanged

not a job for everyone

[wraith osprey]

how i be walking into class knowing damn well im bout to kill this fucking test

[heady crow]

Hows it going

Ah, youre not on some extravagant summer holiday?

[sour carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/liar-liar-jim-carrey-gif-3511802

[placid sail]

bad!

[civic panther]

https://x.com/RecDTRH/status/1939465757202457022

Tom "RecD" Hart Jr. (@RecDTRH)

DON'T FORGET (ASGORE'S HIT N' RUN HOEDOWN MIX)

Original song by Toby Fox & Laura Shigihara.
Rewritten, Arranged & Recorded by me
Credit to @Triki_Tr0y for the amazing Asgore Open Season GIF
Thanks to @JunoSongsYT for asking me to make this & drawing the impact image

X · Jun 29, 2025, 11:27 PM

found it

[placid sail]

so it is a song from the game with custom lyrics

[civic panther]

yes

now i just gotta figure out what song it is

or actually

its a song loosely based off of an existing song, but heavily changed

[minor cypress]

Volunteering Hitomi as tribute

[placid sail]

whossat

[river zealot]

?me

?stats

[placid sail]

statless

a nobody

[narrow lotus]

??stats

[naive bison]

almost 9 hours a day @river zealot

[naive bison]

i think killa farming burned a hole through your head

[narrow lotus]

[fringe oriole]

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[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1385645326567735537/gunheadpng.gif

[minor cypress]

Glory to jpop

[placid sail]

gadamn

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-fuck-fuck-that-what-the-what-the-hell-spicy-wings-gif-14523961

[placid sail]

not much sleepin on your stomach here

[heady crow]

So brainfart

[placid sail]

156 cm

[placid sail]

fucking

big titty dwarf

[narrow lotus]

big tits , small feet , hitting any man's need - Sopranos

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/facts-brother-true-smoke-gif-23157983

[placid sail]

do you think she's walking like doctor livesey with her chest arched back to counteract the badongaz' pull

https://tenor.com/view/dr-live-gif-26495239

[storm stream]

na, they just complain about back pain instead

[winged chasm]

Peak

[pseudo robin]

@drifting mantle is a asset of the ccp

[sour carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-cow-nose-fast-gif-2817812758991111125

[coarse bear]

Ain't this girl from Like a Dragon

[digital quartz]

+999 social credits to you

[deep topaz]

you're thinking of the CCCP

CCP is the dudes who made Eve Online

[digital quartz]

could be I think the Yakuza games feature a few Japanese adult actresses

[digital quartz]

basically the same

they're just one C off of giving out social credits

[minor cypress]

No clue, maybe

[shell venture]

a classic

[minor cypress]

Gotta do it for the completion %

[shell venture]

i'll fact check this

[grizzled meadow]

Hitomi Tanaka in Like A Dragon? lol

[placid sail]

first guy today in brainfart who looked at the picture and noticed a face

[shell venture]

not featured in any yakuza games

[digital quartz]

I remember doing one of those Telephone card minigames in Yakuza 0 but stopped after one because it wasn't for me

[placid sail]

are you a fruity boy dry

[shell venture]

myth busted

[coarse bear]

Fucking said that like I'm supposed to know every girl in the games

[shell venture]

i always knew the face old man

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-noted-notes-gif-26231953

[shell venture]

you are as old as her if not more

[quartz ridge]

Goon heaven here vro

[grizzled meadow]

I said it as in "a pornstar in a Yakuza game"

[quartz ridge]

I need MEN

[digital quartz]

Falco knows the full discography name nicknames social security number family relations etc

[coarse bear]

Falco gooned to each

[grizzled meadow]

This is close to her but it's not her

[placid sail]

alex can take five men at once

[quartz ridge]

I recently changed phones so if you have the tf2 MGE buff men pls send

[shell venture]

the other popular jav star is in yakuza 6

[quartz ridge]

Thats @tidal trellis

[coarse bear]

Ngl I followed a guide on these to fast track em

[quartz ridge]

Hahhah Gae

[shell venture]

i found a whole list on pornstars in yakuza games

i think i'll play them

[quartz ridge]

I dont play the yakuza games because i dont think they are fun

[heady crow]

You should

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1379080015274311720/omori-whore.webp

[heady crow]

Gae

[coarse bear]

We fucking got him lads

[grizzled meadow]

[digital quartz]

they are switched up too

[placid sail]

speaking of, I was wondering recently, all this time guy was hanging here, and you never bothered to fact check a guy with a fucking name @fallow trellis

[heady crow]

Accuracy by volume

[placid sail]

truly your love is for flop only

[digital quartz]

"one of them has to hit"

[heady crow]

The military could just supply them with ammo and they can deal with the rest

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[digital quartz]

they even have roles like the switched up glock with a drum for suppressing fire

[heady crow]

"The chinese paratrooper when he realises hes getting dropped into detroit"

[shell venture]

||Yakuza 0

Ai Haneda

Ai Uehara

Ayaka Tomoda

Ayu Sakurai

Chika Arimura

Emiri Okazaki

Erika Kitagawa

Haruki Sato

Hibiki Ōtsuki

Iori Kogawa

Kokoa Aisu

Kotomi Asakura

Kyoko Maki

Luka Kanae

Maika

Mana Sakura

Marina Shiraishi

Miho Tono

Miku Abeno

Nanase Otaha

Nao Mizuki

Nozomi Hazuki

Reika Aiba

Riku Minato

Rina Ito

Riona Minami

Riri Kuribayashi

Saki Hatsumi

Shizuku Hasegawa

Yuki Natsume

Yakuza Kiwami

Yui Hatano
Rina Rukawa

Yakuza Kiwami 2

Kirara Asuka
Shoko Takahashi
AIKA
Kana Mononogi
Yua Mikami

Yakuza 6

Anri Okita (also Yua Mikami but she's already listed)

This doesn't list the ladies in 3, 4, and 5, and I'm pretty sure some of them are in fact not JAV stars, but uh, this should probably get you started.||

[quartz ridge]

Im simple minded i play fps and rts games WHERE I KILL PEOPLE

[digital quartz]

its like dropping tilted towers

[grizzled meadow]

Apparently Dry wasn't really that far off, those girls are all JAV actresses

[quartz ridge]

Thats because he isnt i know that for a fact lol

[pseudo robin]

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336322298709278811/1386964327205961819/basil-basil-omori_2.webp

[heady crow]

Yeah the mega dicky with the stendo

[grizzled meadow]

Reddit post frfr

[minor cypress]

100 hours of cabaret club minigame upon ye

[quartz ridge]

@placid sail pakistani quinn was like indonesian before the war kicked off and he changed his name lol

He 100% honorable paki

[heady crow]

Me pulling up to my 8 hour shift of laying in ambush without seeing anyone in arma

[digital quartz]

I remember finding the gambling den in Yakuza like a Dragon and then just gambling never finishing the story

[shell venture]

need this shirt fr fr

[digital quartz]

the second a paycheck from real estate came in I went gambling

[placid sail]

man this is wack. guy gets honorable paki status for existing, and veteran pole polisher flop gets nothing?

[quartz ridge]

I would rather that than this cluster fuck bro

So fucking cat

Cag

[tidal trellis]

what is that

[quartz ridge]

Arma 3 stuff you wouldnt understand femboy

Red = squad 1

Blue = squad 2 its really simple

[coarse bear]

That part is the known fact about the games

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336322298709278811/1386964383296393318/omori-sweetheart_6.webp

[placid sail]

give your attention to flop daddy alex

[minor cypress]

Seriously, you come for the main game, and stay for the 8000 minigames and side quests

[grizzled meadow]

I'm a pure soul

[grizzled meadow]

This but minus the minigames for me personally

[heady crow]

Yeah i wont even bother, are yall fighting in a company sized framework or something?

[quartz ridge]

I couldnt care less about flop atp

You ruined my fun

[minor cypress]

Did you really play zero if you didn't do the cabaret sim and the hag chasing sidequest

[quartz ridge]

2 squads of 6 each, Pl and an armored element with bmps / bradleys since we were doing acecombat stuff

[quaint ore]

god

[quartz ridge]

Small platoon

[quaint ore]

I did an op like that, it was a bit of a slog

[grizzled meadow]

I obviously did the cabaret and the real estate (and the kart machine thingy with a guide) but that's it

Almost 150 hours of only main story, side quests and this

[river zealot]

whens next libertalia op

havent hear anything in a while

[quartz ridge]

Not only that but it was armor intensive and one of our at people refuses to learn how to use the rpg 7 optic

[quaint ore]

We all kinda dropped arma

[quartz ridge]

So its literally so ass