🎪bruh-fart

[shell venture]

the one with the glove is the funniest

[coarse bear]

Playing into their kink are ya

[visual stirrup]

celiac disease (can't eat gluten)
lots of people claim to have this problem. pretty fashionable.

[pastel quartz]

the one with the 360 controllers also is good

[minor cypress]

Bard named mi'quel Acksun

[lapis zinc]

my favorite was someone told him it was a whites only board so his reply was to post him with a white controller

[lapis zinc]

had a guy missing a hand so when it was time to give magic loot id give him shields or greatswords

[visual stirrup]

imagine one of your players wants to be a witch
not just some DnD magic user class, but a 21st century wiccan witch
what then?

[minor cypress]

Ceiling fan dungeon full of flour

[lapis zinc]

i have them try to actually apply it in the setting and fail

[minor cypress]

Or just have the wizard cast an illusion spell on rice flour

For fun

[minor cypress]

"The druids find your shitty rituals unimpressive. Roll for initiative."

[fallow trellis]

theres some dude asking for 12 dollars in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

can I also do that

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat message

[minor cypress]

Quick. Call him broke

[fallow trellis]

nah dude, #╟🔰☢newbies-chat are filled with children

theyre all cruel when they sense weakness

They beat me right to it

[lapis zinc]

this

[minor cypress]

Just wait until they have to pay taxes

[lapis zinc]

another great thing is to make your players fear traps and mimics

[fallow trellis]

maybe the government should seek employment instead of asking 10% from me

[lapis zinc]

and be creative with it

[visual stirrup]

someone who joins the party wants to play as a pacifist character

the funniest thing about YIIK is that one of the party members is a pacifist
and he just boosts the rest of party

enabling their violence, and supported by it

like a real pacifist

[fallow trellis]

I got my party become suspcisious of ice sculptures, in reality they were just ice sculptures, they rolled a 1 on perception so they went into combat...against ice scultptures

they believed the ice sculptures were magical or possessed

they almost died

giant falling ice sculptures can kill you

they also had to pay for the ice sculptures

or replace them

[minor cypress]

The inn's blankets are mimics that whisper shitposts when they are almost asleep, but can only be understood with a perception roll

[fallow trellis]

past the ice sculptures was the boss fight, but we spent 1 session replacing the ice sculptures

[minor cypress]

The DM when you try to mention things to add flavor, but players think its all some giant ruse

[fallow trellis]

they really didnt trust me

[lapis zinc]

they are ambushed by robbers and bandits seeking easy prey if they refuse its death or dismemberment if they pay the bribe they will be repeatedly robbed

[lapis zinc]

there are no size limits for mimics

once i had an entire house be a mimic

[minor cypress]

The pacifist will be kidnapped and forced to buy BardTunes gift cards.

[lapis zinc]

sacrificed to tiamat

[minor cypress]

Incorporate a dwarven call center

[river zealot]

@placid sail

[modest arrow]

I'm gonna commit a hate crime

[delicate solar]

Me too

[fallow trellis]

I played a homebrew game before where I played as a slave class, specializing in wage slave subclass

Me too

[river zealot]

If it's a hate crime how come i loved doing it

[radiant torrent]

Literally #🔨base-gamma-support #🔨modded-gamma-support #🔨поддержка-стандарт-gamma-ru-ua #🔨поддержка-изменённая-gamma-ru-ua

[modest arrow]

Your honor I rest my case

[delicate solar]

I like to tie up small animals in impermeable plastic bags

I punish inanimate objects when they don't perform their intended function

I have football kicked a homeless mans begging cup down the road

I like to extort the owners of lost pets that put up posters in public for money

[lapis zinc]

average new yorker

[modest arrow]

Politics time

[minor cypress]

I do too, its called smacking the pc case when it makes weird noises.

Next

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044624519903576065/1382348937603584040/image0.gif

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-wh40k-imperium-of-man-adeptus-mechanicus-mechanicus-gif-1633196030595994455

[pseudo robin]

based?

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/maria-brink-itm-gif-9366840

[unborn geode]

just lost any hope

[shell venture]

what you holding john

[narrow lotus]

Nobody understands

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus

Damn this is good

Its so smooth

[narrow sorrel]

I think Numai Tu is a better song for bouncing around in a tank

[narrow lotus]

Never saw that one in ny life sir

[narrow sorrel]

"rehab"

what

[river zealot]

Its not carbonated

[narrow sorrel]

I made some friends on arena breakout

but they keep doing stupid shit and losing me money

[eager igloo]

Literally posted it cus the girl is cute

[river zealot]

Goonete

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/knuckles-approved-gif-27640148

[sturdy sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-silly-cat-happy-cat-smile-gif-11748501437476694103

Goonergate

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus ultragate

Im home in 5

Play?

[fluid heron]

I had a monster for the first time in like 6 months and It felt like my stomachs lining was being stripped away

[hazy finch]

always find the most wacky shit on quora

[unborn geode]

that's right crocodile

[hazy finch]

"my daughter has been misbehaving in class should i sell her to the mexican cartel?"

[hazy finch]

if i say what i say im in big trouble

https://tenor.com/view/the-boondocks-gif-9067079365561405250

[fluid heron]

You ever see Bobby knuckles 1-2 headkick

That's what I would do

https://youtu.be/Y8ebH0aE13I

[unborn geode]

The most normal thing in the world since Mr.Hands Incident.

[narrow lotus]

bitch put more oil in that pan than i put in my car

[hazy finch]

the real goyslop is whatever your wife makes after a 17 hour shift

[narrow lotus]

imma go to the gym sir , when i come back

[hazy finch]

brand new spill proof design

only the best professors from downtown chicago could come up with this

[stone blade]

a sad sight to see

[pale ingot]

[narrow sorrel]

Luna was such a goofy fucking character

[narrow sorrel]

"Does she like Dragon Ball?"

[river zealot]

Is she trying to kill that man with that amount of salt

[unborn geode]

I'm wondering where to put the liquid in or is it after watering it once to throw it away

[narrow lotus]

if it's Desmond Pilak , thats basically vitamins for the guy

[idle veldt]

Maybe a cap on the bottom

[minor cypress]

Nah he just needs it after his 15 hours shift

[quartz ridge]

im beating her if thats what my meal ends up like AFTER A 15HR SHIFT

https://tenor.com/view/army-national-guard-sgt-knucklehead-ssg-jacoby-nodding-head-dummy-gif-6842069966040679456

[pale ingot]

Likely

[deep topaz]

those 99 cent pot pies are foul and she dumped a full gram of salt on it

AND THE EGG

[quartz ridge]

this is why you dont marry for looks you marry for personality and cooking skills

[deep topaz]

that guy is going to have a heart attack in 2 minutes

[pale ingot]

if he gets through the first bite

without drying up into a fucking raisin

[deep topaz]

the quart of seed oil will slick it up so the salt won't touch his flesh

[storm stream]

Is this some kind ragebait?
She FLIPS THE EGG

[pale ingot]

i mean flipping the egg is fine people do that but

everything else is not

not fine

[deep topaz]

some like a semi fried yolk

also good for speed cooking

[minor cypress]

Do you really have to ask if a 5 second salt pour is ragebait

[river zealot]

Beating that cock

[deep topaz]

if you don't put him in his place he'll keep challenging you

borderline killing it is a bit much

[minor cypress]

That thumbnail had me immediately prepped for a tragic industrial accident and liveleak logo

[pale ingot]

fr just grabbed him by the neck and threw his ass

https://tenor.com/view/passing-the-ball-major-league-baseball-throwing-take-the-ball-jacob-young-gif-19090825814476235

[minor cypress]

The lioness does not care for the roosters pleas

[river zealot]

I think its alive

Has to be

[quartz ridge]

i remember how a mod banned zoro for posting a video that had a bit of someone kicking a pig LOL

[minor cypress]

Tbh roosters are assholes

[quartz ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/802026136568856577/1126317756334219314/15placekarmy.gif

they are

[deep topaz]

roosters are extremely territorial

[minor cypress]

Oh brother it was not kicking

[river zealot]

[quartz ridge]

what was it then

cause i remember it wasnt even that bad like

[minor cypress]

Standby

[river zealot]

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-no-nonono-noooo-cat-no-gif-13597132752790194338

also ive been watching black lagoon recently

pretty decent anime

in the future ill try to clone revy's 92fs because im 99% sure its a custom job

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-worm-cat-worm-catworm-ai-generated-gif-11758626355945811640

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-gif-21328249

i saw a video where it was someone making a save europa style post on instagram but it was that cat

[river zealot]

I hired this xalrider to stare at you

[quartz ridge]

because one of them killed a IDF member or smth

[river zealot]

Who was it that got banned for saying "2 nukes werent enough"

[minor cypress]

The gaze

[minor cypress]

Did someone really get banned over that lmao

[river zealot]

I think it was a mute rather

Not quiet sure

[minor cypress]

Its ok, we got paid back with anime and neets. Even deal

[idle veldt]

That’s def a Finland post

[river zealot]

Might have been ivan

[ancient barn]

pffffft

just hit'em with the scissor kick

[pseudo robin]

real and true

[quartz ridge]

I remember a few years ago someone got beamed for saying they wanted to nuke france

[river zealot]

must have been aldo

[eager igloo]

Oh thats salt

[slender rock]

tardis

[pale ingot]

what did you think it was

[eager igloo]

Nothing specific, this container confused me

[pale ingot]

"ah shit she spiking his food with the nondescript white powder"

[eager igloo]

Might as well poison the man

Healthier alternative

[pale ingot]

true

[hazy finch]

hey man after a 15 hr shift i wouldent mind a sprinkle of cocaine in my nondescript beige colored thing

[eager igloo]

She could at least wash the pan before use

[pale ingot]

that's the type of meal that i would flee the country if i got bro

[hazy finch]

heavilly seasoned cast iron pan

thats been in her family lineage since the civil war

[eager igloo]

Ketchup at the end I cannot forgive

[narrow sorrel]

dub or sub?

[pale ingot]

ketchup at the end on top of that insane amount of oil and salt is something else bro

[minor cypress]

The only way it gets worse is if its cast iron that she washes with soap then leaves in the sink, wet.

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 dubbed in bulgarian

wait that's ivan

but yes subbed or duvved

[hazy finch]

maybe a little spurtle of mayonaise on top of the nondescript beige colored thing

[hazy finch]

.22 and aim for the stomach

[storm stream]

The guy should deport her

[narrow sorrel]

mayo ketchup vegemite fries/chips

[narrow sorrel]

your bare hands

[quartz ridge]

dubbed

i hate subbed because im not trying to read the stuff they say before stuff happens or they say it

and i think the dubbed is unironically really good

[narrow sorrel]

amurrican literacy

(but black lagoon is probably better dubbed)

[quartz ridge]

it is

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UUjdSqAjF1k

mrs balalaika can stomp me bro

[naive bison]

wtf are u talking about

[quartz ridge]

its too nieche

[naive bison]

thats not how you spell nietzsche

[minor cypress]

*nitche

[naive bison]

nitche is that flying ball from harry potterr

dumbass

[quartz ridge]

@narrow sorrel my only critizism for BLACK LAGOON is that roberta survives WAYYYY TOO MUCH BULLSHIT in the OVA

that and the anime didnt do the whole anime

like

[narrow sorrel]

She's too busy trying to ID twins from illegal cheese pizza videos.

[quartz ridge]

i gotta read now

[quartz ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/802026136568856577/1126317756334219314/15placekarmy.gif

250 videos

im pretty sure she says like 250

[naive bison]

??????????

[narrow sorrel]

I watched black lagoon as a young teenager and didn't understand why this worked for the longest time.

[narrow sorrel]

Funny (soviet) afghanistan veteran silovik woman checks unethically produced porno vid to identify 2 children shooting up the town.

[quartz ridge]

so uhhh in the anime theres two twins who went through like a lot of shit as kids like straight up torture and stuff and they start killing members of hotel moscow which is the Russian organization of former VDV afghan war vets

so she goes to a guy who sells that type of "stuff"because they get a hint they are romanian

[narrow sorrel]

"Ah yes I will ID them by combing through cheese pizza."

[quartz ridge]

and like she has to go through 250 videos to identify them

that was the weirdest part of the anime

[coarse bear]

Open channel
Anime synopsys

[lyric horizon]

@heady crow you guys have one of the best vodkas I know

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/boxtrot-zyonu-dancing-twerking-gif-14588875

its not like

anime slop

its actually good

[naive bison]

i read a youtube post about a guy being busted for having 58 terabytes of cp

[narrow sorrel]

I cant find my edited photo of Prigozhin holding a copy of Konosuba

[lyric horizon]

Wtf

The japanese are fucking stupid

[quartz ridge]

thats like a small arc

[naive bison]

and someone said the cops verifying cp by watching it should go to jail as well

[quartz ridge]

but yeah really weird

[naive bison]

how do you become that retarded?

[quartz ridge]

the rest of the anime is fine tho

https://tenor.com/view/revy-revy-black-lagoon-revy-oh-my-goodness-gracious-oh-my-goodness-gracious-i-love-revy-gif-10237622028604739946

[lyric horizon]

They have never seen a fucking gypsy and they trynna make an anime about romanians

[narrow sorrel]

Her body count is probably triple if not quadruple digit

[quartz ridge]

never ask what definition of body count your using

[grim bronze]

dumping this gif here because discord size limit

[narrow sorrel]

blyat

[naive bison]

no one cares

kys

[quartz ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1030362813673246750/1319406642999197777/caption.gif

[grim bronze]

not for you bud

[quartz ridge]

dump it somewhere else

this isnt YOUR trash pile

its ours

[naive bison]

you literally posted it for everyone to see

including me

kys

[grim bronze]

its my trash pile now

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1386267349581168660/cockrider_kot.gif

[lyric horizon]

you are the trash pile

[lyric horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123782681147232356/1384769067633868841/RDT_20250618_0137155714662399879753380.gif

[narrow sorrel]

Perhaps I will watch frieren dubbed in german one day

[naive bison]

fellas

thoughts on putting pickled japalenos on cooked pizza?

[narrow sorrel]

He's the whole landfill

[lyric horizon]

Good

Not the worst idea

[narrow sorrel]

isnt it usually cooked with the pizza?

[lyric horizon]

Everything that is not sweet can lie pretty well on pizza

[quartz ridge]

if its sweet KEEP IT OFF PIZZA

[lyric horizon]

Broccoli is damn good

[narrow sorrel]

Is jalapenos on pizza a foreign concept to russians?

[lyric horizon]

with chicken

[narrow sorrel]

bbq sauce

[naive bison]

tomatos

tomato sauce

[narrow sorrel]

I mean, you dont necessarily add sugar to the tomato sauce

[quaint ore]

I am willing to bet Italians want to execute Lithuanians for putting ketchup on top of a ready made pizza

[lyric horizon]

@grizzled meadow

[quartz ridge]

theres a difference between tomatos and pineapple

and anyother sweet topping

[naive bison]

you said all sweet things retard

therre is no difference between them in your statement

kys

[lyric horizon]

Do you guys put doctor's sausage on pizza?

[quartz ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/904058827534635038/1046074038151290962/ezgif-3-ce68861462.gif

i didnt mean literally all you potato

[quaint ore]

Sometimes

[quartz ridge]

and i meant ANYTHING THAT IS SWEET THAT CAN BE ADDED ONTO PIZZA, AS IN TOPPINGS

[quaint ore]

Sometimes we pit sausages on top

[narrow sorrel]

...arent pepperoncinis technically sweet?

[narrow sorrel]

what about the korean school of sweet potatoes and corn cheese on pizza

[naive bison]

no peppers eitherr

[stoic girder]

Did this guy work on Jak and Daxter before Concord?

[naive bison]

keep it OFF pizza means IT CANNOT BE ADDED

you have sub 30 iq

[quartz ridge]

keep it off pizza, TOMATOES ARE BUILT INTO PIZZA

[narrow sorrel]

but seriously xalrider, have you never had jalapenos as a pizza topping in Russia?

[quartz ridge]

they are not ONTOP OF PIZZA THEY ARE THE PIZZA

[narrow sorrel]

do russians even eat spicy food?

[naive bison]

this is bait

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/car-crash-gaming-gaming-car-crash-gif-21125317

[naive bison]

no one is this genuinely retarded

"built into the pizza"

no they arent

you can have tomatoes

sweet peppers

as a TOPPING

[quartz ridge]

is it not a key component of pizza???

[naive bison]

fucking moron

[narrow sorrel]

sweet potato on pizza

[pale ingot]

whatever loser

[naive bison]

NO

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A WHITE SAUCE PIZZA?

fucking moron

kill yourself

im done

[narrow sorrel]

white pizza

[quartz ridge]

WHITE SAUCE???

you are gae xal

that is semen

from a MAN

[narrow sorrel]

goddamnit

[minor cypress]

Thats a special kind of hell forensics job

Wouldn't wish it on anyone

[naive bison]

yeah as if they werent punished enough

[narrow sorrel]

"If you get a boner, we're killing ya"

[naive bison]

that retard wants prison sentences for the cops that do it too

[quartz ridge]

punished???

like

punished snake...

https://tenor.com/view/venom-snake-walk-mgsv-mgs-mgs5-gif-27690753

[narrow sorrel]

bro just hates cops

[pale ingot]

gets one of those random blood-doing-its-thing boners and gets instantly shot through the head

[narrow sorrel]

would you increase the amount of siloviks in jail if you had the choice xalrider?

[naive bison]

idk what that means

[narrow sorrel]

FSB we gottem

[quartz ridge]

what is a silovik

[narrow sorrel]

Members of a (Russian) state security apparatus

[minor cypress]

Someones gotta review evidence for it to be admissable in court. I'd imagine its a nightmare job

[narrow sorrel]

technically includes cops

[narrow sorrel]

Does the jury have to watch?

[quartz ridge]

no they do not

[minor cypress]

[narrow sorrel]

...so they just have to take the cop at their word?

[narrow sorrel]

If the evidence is presented in court I mean.

[quartz ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1038746858085941262/1060642553558478898/black_woman.gif

okay as a baiter this is bait

[minor cypress]

Id imagine theres seperate reviews + chain of custody and testimonies.

[narrow sorrel]

Anyways, xal, do Russians actually eat a lot of spicy stuff?

[quartz ridge]

do you really just wanna watch it and are finding avenues to watch it without being in trouble

[naive bison]

yes our mustard is insanely spicy

[quartz ridge]

where did this convo even come from

[naive bison]

compared to american mustard

[narrow sorrel]

no I'm asking about how many people have to actually be exposed to the stuff as a result of legal procedure.

[minor cypress]

As in just spicy brown mustard?

[naive bison]

american mustard compared to russian mustard is like expecting pure coke and getting mostly baby powder

idk why i used that example

i have never done drugs

[narrow sorrel]

Balalaika

[naive bison]

yeah this type

vs like popular yellow heinz mustard

[pale ingot]

spicy brown mustard is like peak though

[narrow sorrel]

but also

[naive bison]

its almost impossible to find mild mustard here

[narrow sorrel]

why is anyone putting jalapenos on the pizza after it's baked

[pale ingot]

the sweeter shit is okay but that spicy shit goes crazy

[minor cypress]

Yeah thats just yellow mustard.

This is peak

[naive bison]

isnt "oriental" slightly riske

[bold kettle]

Aw, mustard

[narrow sorrel]

did someone you know order the pizza and add the jalapenos afterwards?

[minor cypress]

What did he mean by this

[coarse bear]

It helps you orient yourself

[narrow sorrel]

More among commonwealth countries maybe,

[coarse bear]

Dummy

Also
Risqué*

[narrow sorrel]

Americans are too stupid to know what that word does, could, and maybe should mean

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-cube-metal-rolling-cube-nerd-emoji-rolling-cube-gif-11827056524205390274

Scuffed ass gif

[narrow sorrel]

Dry is a member of the imperial russian court and speaks French!?

[minor cypress]

its good mustard

Especially on a roast beef sandwich

[bold kettle]

French?

[hazy finch]

your ragebaits are at high risk of making me retarded

[bold kettle]

J'ai failli éjaculer accidentellement lors d'un vol commercial une fois

[pale ingot]

back on 7d2d

thug shit

[hazy finch]

oui

[modest oriole]

Fuckin love the game

[modest oriole]

Old mexican thug named Alejandro

[minor cypress]

Hon

[pale ingot]

i have some stupid settings on rn

blood moons off but all zombies are sprinters. feral ones are nightmare speed

and im on the highest difficulty setting

and with the addition of the storms in 2.0. all zombies will have blood moon speed (which i set to nightmare) during storms

i havent experienced a storm yet thankfully

[modest oriole]

Wait 2.0 is out allready?

[pale ingot]

experimental, yes

you can enable it in betas

[modest oriole]

But those are some damn crazy setti gs

[pale ingot]

stable release is in like 5 days

[coarse bear]

You aren't?

[pale ingot]

im actually doing better than last time i tried these settings. by the way loot abundance is on 33% instead of 100%

[modest oriole]

Damn, might start playing again, even when ibhave a WOT evwnt

[pale ingot]

day 2 night rn

[hazy finch]

im getting there

the phonk music is doing its job im so skibidi sigma!

[pale ingot]

btw look at the new quest markers @modest oriole

the flag changes based on the mission type

this is a "clear the area" one

and with 2.0. they've also changed the perk system a bit

there's new perks for some settings and some perks are "general perks" that you dont need to invest into an attribute to get

[modest oriole]

Damn

[modest oriole]

Wait fr???

[pale ingot]

the armor perks and some others have been turned into general perks yeah

[heady crow]

its pretty good, i mainly drink bränvinns rather than vodka though

[modest oriole]

But how do you unlock em then?

[heady crow]

a bit cheaper but still an unflavoured liqour to mix stuff with

[lyric horizon]

I am too much of a vodka guy, I didnt try nordic alcohol

[heady crow]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brännvin

[pale ingot]

its just another tab

the cost goes up with each level of the perk you get

[lyric horizon]

Interesting

[modest oriole]

Ahh, interesting

[pale ingot]

how it feels to get concussed in 2 hits

[modest oriole]

U still in primitive

[pale ingot]

im in day 2 bro ofc i am

[hazy finch]

@pale ingot crackpipe creek has gotten a bit of an upgrade

[pale ingot]

btw you have like stupidly slow health regen by default now @modest oriole no need to invest into the perk anymore

but ofc it still ehlps

i need to unlock the tea recipes so bad rn

but i dont even have the grilled steak recipes

fr struggling

[modest oriole]

[pale ingot]

burn it down. kill it

[pale ingot]

its like 1 hp a minute it doesnt do shit

but i guess it does help in the earlygame if youre stuck eating rotten food like i am

[modest oriole]

Ngl the primitive/hobo stage is the most fun, cuz u strugle the moat

[pale ingot]

seriously half my cash that i get from jobs goes into food/water

because

my loot is at 33% of the regular

i can barely get enough to fucking live bro.

i need to grind more buried stashes

[modest oriole]

U got a shit shack yet?

[pale ingot]

you know it

[river zealot]

they changed it again?

[minor cypress]

https://vxtwitter.com/AndrewRousso/status/1937232778795294841

Andrew Rousso (@AndrewRousso)

when two ragebaiters meet

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jun 23, 2025, 7:34 PM

[pale ingot]

no grill yet

[minor cypress]

Brainfart simulator

[pale ingot]

thats what im investing into next

[modest oriole]

Oh god, even vultures can get through that

[river zealot]

i never liked the blood moon in it

felt like ass

was boring

[modest oriole]

Id invest in some stronger walls

[pale ingot]

if it works it works, i'll decorate it and upgrade it when i can feed myself

[pale ingot]

i turned it off but turned the game difficulty insanely high up instead

[modest oriole]

Yup agreed

But wait

[hazy finch]

plenty of deer to kill around the area so dw about that part

[modest oriole]

You turned off blood moo so you shouldnt get your base attaced, unless by wandering hordes

[pale ingot]

3 life-savers

[pale ingot]

usually

if im unlucky there'll be zombies passing by

[modest oriole]

Yup

[pale ingot]

shieee man its raining

im also fatigued

[pale ingot]

and i have no vitamins

absolute cinema

and my death penalty is "injured" btw so i cant just kill myself to go back to prime condition

i have to fucking stay alive

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade @river zealot TUSHONKA

[pale ingot]

we eating good tonight @modest oriole

the rations go first

[pale ingot]

we getting paid tonight

[bold kettle]

*constipation

[pale ingot]

anything i cant eat or use immediately gets sold

thats theg rindset

[deep topaz]

I'd keep rifle parts

at least until you get a hunting rifle

the AK is whatever, but a decent hunting rifle is very useful

probably the most useful of all the guns

[modest oriole]

Oh damn, dont forget to boil the meat

[deep topaz]

the 9mm is useful but you find those everywhere

[pale ingot]

im only grilling it

boiling it is a waste rn

plus no dew collectors

[deep topaz]

if you can grill, then grill

if it's between char and boil, boil

[pale ingot]

im running ofrtitude

and ive been investing only in the brawler skill tree

just got 6 fortitude

[deep topaz]

a rifle is useful even if you don't skill it

headshots a common in one bullet

can snipe birds

very useful for hunting

[pale ingot]

not on max difficulty it doesnt

least not a pipe rifle

unless im stealthing it

but that only applies to 1 zombie

cause then the rest get on my ass

[deep topaz]

I mean a hunting rifle, not a pipe

idk if the damage is different though

[pale ingot]

you think i can craft one right now

it fucking bled me

and it broke through the door in 1 hit

mission failed, we'll get em next time

[deep topaz]

dogs will be your worst enemy forever

make shotgun immediately

[river zealot]

dogs get either once you get a gun

early when you have shitty guns and melee you get fucked

[pale ingot]

i know

i cant fix the fuckin laceration

fuuck

ok i have to run my next mission like this

only saving grace is that i had enough food to not be starving while i do it

[naive bison]

https://youtube.com/shorts/DwjnL3U3GrE?si=HTU4ynBjM3kq3l0K

[pale ingot]

opaaa

that one, i keep

[deep topaz]

what that

[pale ingot]

legendary aprts

for tier 6 weapons

still 0 workstation levels

im so fucked

recovering from severe malnutrition with this one boys

[minor cypress]

He broke

[pale ingot]

work ahead

[river zealot]

if you break them you get worse loot btw

[pale ingot]

whatever

[placid sail]

pet pet

[placid sail]

pet pet pet pet pet

[deep topaz]

cat

[pale ingot]

should be getting an airdrop soon

next ingame day

i have the airdrop markers off so im actually gonna have to look for it

[pale ingot]

ok i play later

https://tenor.com/view/bhocolat-gif-24343951

experiencing progress though

[naive bison]

what does "chaser" mean

[lapis zinc]

whats the context

[pale ingot]

sounds pretty self explanatory

[naive bison]

uuh calling a person that

i think its derogatory

[minor cypress]

[lapis zinc]

it means they are attracted to that thing Ex: chubby chaser

its context based

[minor cypress]

Kappa chaser

[naive bison]

no but what does JUST chaser mean

ive heard chubby chaser

ive never heard someone described as "a chaser"

[minor cypress]

In a drinking context, its mixer after a shot

[lapis zinc]

just chaser could describe someone interested in trans people but are usually closeted about it

[glad carbon]

Hi

[naive bison]

oh

im watching some video essay about the "bro visited his friend" guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVuZh-jzsgc

[lapis zinc]

sounds about right

[naive bison]

im 18 minutes in

he just seems very unstable

[lapis zinc]

not too fond of turkish thompson

[naive bison]

why

[lapis zinc]

i dont like his style of content or voice

[glad carbon]

Turkey Tom is just leafyishere

Same shit

[naive bison]

nah come on

[lapis zinc]

not to mention his "everybody cheats" thing

[naive bison]

that's just uncharitable

[glad carbon]

People who actual cite his videos as evidence against someone else's wrongdoings are retarded

[naive bison]

leafy was way worse

[naive bison]

bro 4 minutes after i am listening about this guy's fart fetish

[lapis zinc]

also a lot of his videos are just him reading that person's kiwi farms thread and not even citing it

[glad carbon]

Idk he also just makes up allegations for content

He did that against pyrocynical

[naive bison]

"he" is who

[heady crow]

hii

[naive bison]

i dont think you should link kiwi farms

[lapis zinc]

its grease ball behavior to not cite it if your just ripping the info word for word

but whats to be expected from drama tubers

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818488990889017354/1127786898279104593/Wolf-girls-time.mkv_20230529_161901.gif

[modest oriole]

Heart attack collection

[naive bison]

why

kiwi farms is like a harassment and dox board

citing or linking it is like the worst PR you can imagine

[hazy finch]

name any social media/chatroom website that dosent have these man

[naive bison]

i mean there's ones that ban for it

[hazy finch]

*ban may or may not be included

[naive bison]

no they usually do

[lapis zinc]

if you want to be seen as credible its important to tell people where your info comes from if you are smearing their reputation by dragging shit up

[narrow lotus]

nobody : nothing

Artyom : its so hot here man ,i feel like that black guy , i cant breathe man @stone blade

[lapis zinc]

tru

[naive bison]

"my source for his room being messy is that i visited his house at (address)"

[naive bison]

YOOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/gülmek-komik-gif-1506407869824367367

[hazy finch]

he needs a counterfeit 20$ so he can buy an asthma puffer

[stone blade]

if there was a mod here right now hed be very upset

[glad carbon]

I just stubbed my toe so hard

I think I broke the nail

[lapis zinc]

the gas station footage of him tweaking and buying a banana with the counterfeit 20 is gold

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/george-floyd-dance-party-snickers-market-gif-24615833

[naive bison]

bro this guy talks about using twitter like it's heroin 😭

"i'm gonna quit cold turkey"

[quaint ore]

Energy drinks? Check.
Older car? Check.
White sneakers an d black jeans? Check.

Yup, thats a certified lithuanian classic

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/cut-it-out-smh-stop-it-jonah-hill-no-way-gif-26885587

[hazy finch]

they fucking on da arm

[glad carbon]

People should put the vacuum in the closet after they're done

[minor cypress]

In 2050, we will tell people this is just a hd video of runescape idle animations

[naive bison]

bro no fucking way, that guy's account got hacked because someone sent him a fart porn game with an embedded keylogger 😭

fucking kill me

[quaint ore]

what the actual fuck

[naive bison]

how fucking degenerate can you be

[quaint ore]

Bros degeneracy ended up being his downfall

[naive bison]

i'm trying to figure out

[naive bison]

is he like this because of his hardship of homelessnes

or does he deserve it

[narrow lotus]

who

waht

[naive bison]

the "bro visited his friend" comic strip artist is a complete degenerate twitter addict gooner

[narrow lotus]

P!avatar b.7444

[hazy finch]

i think this is the one time where you really couldent tell he was a chronic gooner usually with peoples artstyle you can tell that they are a gooner but he was one of the few exceptions

[modest oriole]

Oh my god, howd you guess?

[quaint ore]

Cult

[coarse bear]

Huh?

[quaint ore]

I only saw Cult in fucking Lithuania

[naive bison]

this guy

he is a degenerate twitter addict gooner fart fetish guy

finding out about this right now

[coarse bear]

p!who

[foggy mantle]

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[coarse bear]

XEEZY or some shit?

[river zealot]

p!who

[foggy mantle]

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[hazy finch]

p!yomama

damn

yo mama dead i forgot about that

p!efp

[coarse bear]

Francis Fischbach

[minor cypress]

Clown > husk

[naive bison]

fallen chungus is his name

[hazy finch]

add as p!efp

[lapis zinc]

are they even updating the EFP modpack

[naive bison]

oh he's a pedophile too

great

[hazy finch]

fuck knows

[naive bison]

just put the funny comics in the bag lil bro

[coarse bear]

Maybe you should get off twitter lil bro

[naive bison]

im not

i cant even connect to twitter

im russia

n

[coarse bear]

You sure know a lot about its users

[wraith osprey]

what porn addiction does to a mf

https://tenor.com/view/brainrot-edging-goon-never-never-goon-gif-13555818991647572888

[naive bison]

many such cases

[fresh rose]

I wonder when iedy is going to start spiraling

[wraith osprey]

start?

🤨

[fresh rose]

Yes

I meant what I said

You have no idea how bad some people are

[wraith osprey]

true

but
the spiral starts when you get addicted

which is really fast

bro is posting fucking helldivers bug soft core porn

i think he is well into the spiral

[stoic girder]

That's softcore porn?

[fresh rose]

Hes not there yet

Its like

Okay let me make up a analogy

Hes a pirate on the 7 seas and he has yet to enter the whirlpool

[shadow wyvern]

; HELP MAINT

[fresh rose]

You and me are land dwellers

[wraith osprey]

bro all his posts are soft core porn

[fresh rose]

Do you understand now

[naive bison]

whos

[fresh rose]

@weak jackal

[wraith osprey]

Iedy

[stone blade]

I remember once being in a class seminar in uni
i got bored pulled out my bus ticket and folded a paper heart and gave it to my colleague who sat next to me

i wonder if shes kept it

[river zealot]

we play tarkov in this chat

https://tenor.com/view/yes-gif-19383676

and its full of gey sex jsut as advertised

[stone blade]

touching tips never hurt a friendship

[fresh rose]

Remember people

When you walk by a blackjack table and you feel a force pulling you in thats the fundemental laws of mass and motion

Gambling addiction is a myth by losers

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-sam-hyde-kneel-i-kneel-gif-4692336461936736685

[naive bison]

what is this?

oh

[wraith osprey]

another thought provoking piece by the finish

[naive bison]

it's the uh

cruelty squad game

[wraith osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1278041913827528704.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=JokergeNo

[wraith osprey]

trully
a masterclass in inshitification

[naive bison]

bro

[glad carbon]

@LOOC HELP SHITSEC

[naive bison]

an essay

on how he's trying to make the best gambling minigame?

[shadow wyvern]

terrible how much overlap there is in the communities I dwell in

[glad carbon]

you a little TG goblin?

[shadow wyvern]

I met my bf there yes

havent played in a while though.

[glad carbon]

I like IS12

its interstation/interbay but some ww1-esque pvp stuff

[shadow wyvern]

yeah I've heard of it

[glad carbon]

@fading portal

[glad carbon]

you try CEV:ERIS?

[fading portal]

I sold someone to the overseer as a watchdog

we beat them and shit

[glad carbon]

holy shit finally

stalker 2 modtools

[fading portal]

being a watchdog is fun

because people expect you to be an asshole

so you can be evil

[glad carbon]

I still havent played reborn or is12 imma be real

im waiting for ironstone

thats the uhhh, roguetown offshoot matt and kaysee and some other fellas are working on

[fading portal]

medievilslop

[grizzled meadow]

Damned black man cumming

[shadow wyvern]

nah
pretty much only played on
tg, tgmc, shiptest, and some short-lived tg offshoots

[glad carbon]

shiptest...

🥀

i wish the playerbase was as good as the game

[shadow wyvern]

like, 10 rounds maybe lol

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus

[shadow wyvern]

it's just the kind of longer timescale roleplaying I can't really get into

just give me my 20-40 minute rounds where everything explodes at some point

[glad carbon]

yeah

2 hour long greenshift rounds are so ass

literally nothing goin on except people using it like a chatroom

[river zealot]

fuck are you talking about

ss14?

[shadow wyvern]

I do think its fun to have a more relaxed round every once in a while but it shouldn't be the norm

[shadow wyvern]

13

but yes

[river zealot]

potato potato

[glad carbon]

nah

[shadow wyvern]

ehh

[glad carbon]

14 is like half the game

[shadow wyvern]

14 is half the game and double the drama

[river zealot]

mechanics are cool but heavy rp is for retards

[glad carbon]

didnt someone just crash out and make their own offshoot of ss14 but with even more ripped assets from other servers

[shadow wyvern]

I like my lrp/mrp when done right
nrp is boring hrp has too much stick up the ass

[river zealot]

lrp is alright

[glad carbon]

I think its space station beyond on steam

[shadow wyvern]

I was a /tg/terry main for context
which is definitely LRP, but some folks do definitely interact with you still

[glad carbon]

shouldve tried ms13 when that server was still around

only went up for testing but it was pretty good mrp

[shadow wyvern]

/tg/ manuel is such a fucked example of mrp

one large metaclique

good luck getting in
and good luck playing the game if you aren't in

[fading portal]

I dont even play tg

I've only been playing IS12

[heady crow]

@lusty sonnet

[glad carbon]

hey @heady crow

house?

[heady crow]

you wanna come into my house?

[glad carbon]

also check your steam gifts, stinky

[glad carbon]

no i want to come somewhere else, I want to watch house md

[heady crow]

maybe later, when are you gonna go to sleep you think?

[glad carbon]

idk like 12 hours

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/binge-watching-binge-bunny-bunny-after-easter-vegetables-gif-25430143

[naive bison]

bro

im still watching that video

that guy apologized for being a retard on twitter, deactivated his account and reactivated it like 17 times

and im barely exaggerating the number

[lapis zinc]

its almost like hes mentally ill or something

[glad carbon]

lolcow or mentally ill, call it

[naive bison]

both, no?

name one mentally sane lolcow

[glad carbon]

thats hte point

lolcows are generally just mentally ill people that other mentally ill people make fun of for some reason

[naive bison]

"for some reason"

i mean

there are good reasons

boogie2988 lied about having cancer to make money

and rugpulled his audience

chris chan fucked his own mom

there are reasons

[glad carbon]

retard

[lusty sonnet]

fell too soon

[glad carbon]

xalrider they literally bullied chrischan into thinking he was like jesus christ

no shit he'd do some morally bad stuff after being fed lies by hundreds of kiwifarms retards for years

[naive bison]

chris chan fucked his mom because people laughed at him online?

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/willsmith-sad-tears-cries-gif-4553753

[glad carbon]

idk his reasoning but im pretty sure that if he wasnt gaslit and bullied relentlessly for a decade he wouldn't have slept with his own mother

[naive bison]

i mean

idk

wdym?

[lusty sonnet]

cockrider is from a different culture, you gotta understand that

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

[naive bison]

i mean i didn't wanna get graphic like that

[glad carbon]

either way he still fucked his own mother

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/cut-it-out-smh-stop-it-jonah-hill-no-way-gif-26885587

[naive bison]

i don't disagree if that's what you're implying

[stone blade]

lockdown incoming

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXbjfPq_LAQ

i wish this was real

i legit watched like 7 episodes and got a gym membership that week and lost like 13kg over a course of couple of months

[storm stream]

Goated product

[placid sail]

not that the fact of consent would have made the issue normal

[glad carbon]

hiii @placid sail

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/napoleon-dynamite-wave-bye-gif-5121301879489036543

[naive bison]

:(

[tight rune]

He is now ready to cook, alhamdullilah

[naive bison]

sous vid method

[tight rune]

Vid is sus

[naive bison]

most of the video is over events that happened in a single year 😭

he could have made so much money

some of the memes from him are funny

he just needed a middleman who would only accept funny meme drawings from him

and post it on his twitter

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus

[narrow lotus]

i dont even have to look at the poster anymroe to know its Xal getting this in his feed

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-you-gif-9203462059918813942

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1387389527315709952/AQMWK1FhKanPFi2UrdZIhz9bkaHOJYNz3NIxyw0XZQhovf6rCpOB2iTXkej3P9OuwharQR-PlR4aVc4BPLPgezTqYb97qYKBRDL88yE.mp4?ex=685d2aaf&is=685bd92f&hm=28cb538e8e862da5b1c315bcdb2417398a95da3b5e403c4803e6d6faa296ef68&

[quaint ore]

tuff shit

[lyric horizon]

Fuck

I am on a deadline to do a certain thing

but I want to make a brainfart brigade propaganda video

[naive bison]

what

i read this like 3 times

[naive bison]

why is he so

high def

HIGH DEFINITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[naive bison]

do the deadline

we are literally all irrelevant

dont be a fucking retard

[lyric horizon]

I may be done after midnight

I'll do the meme vid tomorrow

[naive bison]

ok just prioritize important things

not 1 guy with 30 alts that posts here

[lyric horizon]

John Brainfart?

[broken pebble]

10

[broken pebble]

you have to include this gif then.

https://tenor.com/view/light-down-syndrome-kid-gif-2579334221828763248

because thats the hot majority of morons here..

myself included.

[placid sail]

nothing like postponing your serious and important duties to make a stupid fucking shitpost

always pivot

[lyric horizon]

true

thats me

[placid sail]

why do you think flop gifs exist

busy was bored with work that's why

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1228151122481512479/1266614265574330461/attachment.gif

[eager igloo]

Gonna do this to you

[naive bison]

whats panophobiqa

fear of pans

[pale ingot]

fear of retards such as yourself, sir.

[minor cypress]

Grassless behavior

[naive bison]

ok cope i guess

[arctic pawn]

damn bitch you live like that!?

[minor cypress]

Some people do

[pale ingot]

skill issue tbh just stop being afraid of everything

[manic cave]

"fear of nothing"

How's that worm

Work

[minor cypress]

No clue, best guess is imagine looking down into an endless pit. But focus on how spooky on what is or isn't jn the pit

Or going to a new place, and being scared you don't know what is behind a door

[placid sail]

I feel like panphobia is just a weird interpretation of what is a general anxiety disorder

[pale ingot]

im boutta get wormy

[minor cypress]

Pretty much

[placid sail]

or maybe that's how they called it before it became a recognized diagnosis

[manic cave]

I hate autocorrect

I type work, it autocorrects to worm

[minor cypress]

I knew a dude that was scared to go out and check the mailbox

[pale ingot]

worm shit

[frail scaffold]

Oh no

He fucked it up big time

[placid sail]

but what if it's a tazer machine

[frail scaffold]

I think it already fucked itself on that front too

[glad carbon]

@coarse bear kill this man

[pale ingot]

yo yo yo its ya boy skinny penis

back at it again with another

[placid sail]

hey I was trying to read that

[glad carbon]

oflin got he ass

[placid sail]

something about mr breast?

[glad carbon]

it was a scam

mr beast branded crypto website

[placid sail]

my guy if you genuinely believe there's ever a promotion anywhere to just type some code and get two and a half grand for absolutely free, it's not a scam at this point but just natural selection

[glad carbon]

i know, but this is gamma

[placid sail]

this is america

[naive bison]

masturbist

[frail scaffold]

I always miss the scammers

Mad asf

[pale ingot]

misturbate

[placid sail]

it was so comically bad I thought it's just a meme

[naive bison]

always missing the opportunities to get rich fast*

[glad carbon]

dented head 12 year old slavic children will click that link every time

[placid sail]

if that was someone's sincere attempt at scamming, I'm very perplexed

[frail scaffold]

Florida momento

[placid sail]

is that blur

who never got to a doctor in time

[frail scaffold]

Its over..

[naive bison]

posted this for no particular reason

[frail scaffold]

[carmine isle]

do they make them thicker each update

istg every time i see a screenshot the warframes have fatter asses

[placid sail]

thanks to my superior observation and editing skills I was able to replicate the scam picture in question. I hope I won't get banned for making it too real, but you must know the truth of what was posted to be safe in the future

[frail scaffold]

Thank fucking god

[frail scaffold]

LMFAO

Morbillion

https://tenor.com/view/morbius-morb-nation-morbius-sweep-its-morbin-time-gif-25781394

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/morbius-morb-morb-nation-nation-rise-gif-13421098270692945406

[cunning lance]

use code "deeznuts" on oflinfans for a 90% discount on my top services

[coarse bear]

You heard it here first, folks, 90% off on Oflin Ass Snuff

[glad carbon]

Oflin is it true you and dry are recreating broke back mountain

[pseudo robin]

should be go to gamma discord and and type !flop

[coarse bear]

Yeah, I'm the mountain

[glad carbon]

Oflins the top

[cunning lance]

[naive bison]

oflin is the broke

[glad carbon]

Oflin is a bottom??